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Title: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Monroe on 12 October 2014, 02:13:09 pm
Aaaaagh!! I hate when I say to a client.. 'Please give me 3 minutes, then ring the buzzer' But they ring it straight away!

Clients who just stand at the door for ages, without ringing the buzzer. Until you call them and they tell you they are outside. Just ring the buzzer!

When I say, call to confirm. And they text. If I'm waiting for a call, I might not hear the text!

Regular Clients that email me on aw, and wait days for a response when they could simply just call me!  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 12 October 2014, 04:22:49 pm
Start emails or conversations with "Hi Hun"  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Aussie Male Escort on 12 October 2014, 04:32:11 pm
Online messages saying "are you available now?" I suspect they send these multiple escorts and then go see whoever responds quickest. Luckily I'm busy enough that I can afford not to sit in front of my computer 24/7 waiting for these.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 12 October 2014, 04:58:17 pm
Online messages saying "are you available now?" I suspect they send these multiple escorts and then go see whoever responds quickest. Luckily I'm busy enough that I can afford not to sit in front of my computer 24/7 waiting for these.
Yes I don't respond to those emails, or another thing I hate is when you text them after a missed call and they ask "Which one are you?" I am under no illusion that I'm their one and only but I'd style it out a bit! X
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lil on 12 October 2014, 05:09:20 pm
Guys who expect me to book a hotel when my profile clearly states I do outcalls only!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Prettywoman on 13 October 2014, 01:21:43 am
Guys who send random texts asking "are you horny?" I'm doing my weekly shop in asda, so yeah, Very.

Or guys who ask "have you any special offers?" Yes, me! for x amount of time at my stated rate!!

And the most annoying has to be when they say "are you available right now?" You tell them yes I can be ready in 20 mins, and they say "sorry I wanted now" and I'm like, where are you like?? Outside my flipping front door!!  :o
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Sassy Slapper on 13 October 2014, 07:31:20 am
I dont give them my flat number till I'm ready and waiting with my shoes on, at the window and watching through the crack in the blinds for them to come along the street. Then and only then do I send the text with my building and my flat number. Been through all this turning up when they feel like it malarky in the past. Even if its a regular I tell them to wait in their car till I text them "okay come now". Its in their best interest too, especially with the weather turning, to be warm and dry in their car x

What annoys the hell out of me is when they walk past the door twice then stand right outside it and shout into the phone "IM OUTSIDE A BUILDING, NEXT TO A SHOP CALLED &******&, IS THIS IT, I THINK IT IS" and for that reason I dont bother answering once I have sent the text. They can ring and ring and ring, I just cut them off and say "thats it to the right or the door directly behind you" etc

Another one is when they can't follow the instructions all the other guys manage to follow very easily and they text back saying "are you sure" Its so hard not to text them back with "no, I dont have a clue where I am, for the last 3 months I have no idea how i ended up in the same place every day?where am I, please help, save me, I'm lost"

And when they catch your nipple with their teeth then they keep doing it they say "sorry, didnt mean too, over exited" and if you keep telling them they look at you as if you are making it up. I end up just telling them that intention doesnt dictate how much it hurts and if they do it again?no boobies
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: FelicityF on 14 October 2014, 06:05:01 pm
I HATE when the same client says "can we do 90 minutes" then they arrive and say "I can only stay an hour...I've got a meeting".
The same guy did this to me 3 meets in a row. Only on the third one did I realize. My conclusion is that it's so they're not rushed by knowing another client could be waiting outside at the end of their hour.
I just refuse to see him now, I know it's not a major thing but because I know what his game is it pisses me off so bad!!!!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Caledonia on 14 October 2014, 06:29:05 pm
Breath  ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: alice842 on 14 October 2014, 07:27:48 pm
I've seen this guy three times and every single time he's said he's interested in trying water sports, so every time I've gone to his hotel with a full bladder ready to pee everywhere and then he gets so carried away with kissing and vanilla stuff that he never brings it up or asks for it. And of course, because I've been steadily drinking glasses of water for the last 2 hours, I needed to dash to the toilet every 30 minutes.  >:(
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Prettywoman on 14 October 2014, 09:18:33 pm
I feel your pain! I also get this, guys asking for watersports then acting like they never, I think we should just piss all over them regardless, that'll teach em!!  ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Caledonia on 14 October 2014, 10:20:27 pm
I used to get asked for w/s all the time when I didn't offer it, now I do and I haven't had one enquiry  :FF

Nipple pulling, rough fingering, biting, crappy oral (on me not them  ;D), when they try to drill through to your flaming womb and just general crappy sex.  In the words of Paris "I blame the porn".
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Reni on 15 October 2014, 07:25:58 pm
Skid marks left on my bedding at the end of the session when I haven't even played near there!
Bleugh goes to show dirty some are and the bedding needs to be washed twice!!!
Yuk
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kay on 15 October 2014, 07:54:14 pm
Skid marks left on my bedding at the end of the session when I haven't even played near there!
Bleugh goes to show dirty some are and the bedding needs to be washed twice!!!
Yuk

Hope everyone's had their dinner... But I have a theory that men's anuses are not as sensitive as women's. Twice in my dating experiences I was having sex with someone only to discover that they had a noticeable 'turtle's head'. I cannot EVER imagine that happening with me, even if I went to the loo 'just in case'.

Once it was in a hotel, and he left a severe skid mark. Thankfully it was his room, not mine! Eeeuw!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Reni on 15 October 2014, 08:19:47 pm
Oh my gawd turtle head! Pass me the bucket. Seriously though these clients know they're going to get intimate, go to the toilet before meeting and when showering please wash that area!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Prettywoman on 16 October 2014, 09:16:09 am
Vile! I feel sick haha :o
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Grumpy Cow on 16 October 2014, 04:28:06 pm
Am drumming on a large piece of wood right now as precaution but I actually never had a smelly or unhygienic client (yet).  One time someone that had come straight from a very physical task asked if he needed to shower first.  I said not necessarily as he had the choice of me getting my Kaercher pressure washer out.  He laughed and hit the bathroom pronto  ;D

I am not a good enough actress and have a very strong sense of smell so would not be able to hide it if someone stunk and be probably very vocal about it.  If they don't know they smell bad then it is high time they are told! 
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Prettywoman on 16 October 2014, 05:25:35 pm
Wish I could be like that! I have a regular who is such a lovely guy, his main bits are clean as a whistle but his pubes STINK!!!  :-\ I'm thinking he just has a quick douche of his dick in the sink before we meet, but his pubes smell of stale sweat! How can I tell him that without offending? I actually gag it's so bad! But like I say, he's lovely, he's an older man of around mid 50's I'd say (old enough to be my dad!)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 16 October 2014, 05:32:23 pm
I had a guy once who was wanting a massage (to start with), he had a bit of bogroll stuck between his arsecheeks!! Ugh
Other things that really annoy me is the infamous "available?" texts, clients turning up early when they know I'm not ready yet,
and my favourite; persistent bloody BB requests! :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Reni on 16 October 2014, 06:27:36 pm
Managed to get myself involved in texting ping ping today:
Guy: can you see me Saturday morning? Text me 3 times.
Me: (after 3rd text) No.
Guy: when can you see me?
Me: check my profile.
Guy: where?
Me: where you got my number from?!
Guy: can you send me a link?
Me: No.
Saved number as idiot number 4.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hotblondie on 16 October 2014, 08:40:44 pm
Wish I could be like that! I have a regular who is such a lovely guy, his main bits are clean as a whistle but his pubes STINK!!!  :-\ I'm thinking he just has a quick douche of his dick in the sink before we meet, but his pubes smell of stale sweat! How can I tell him that without offending? I actually gag it's so bad! But like I say, he's lovely, he's an older man of around mid 50's I'd say (old enough to be my dad!)

Exactly like one of my regs Ive seen yesterday :(
I will join him in the shower next time and make sure he is clean :D
Playfully, I will wash him proper ;)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Bluetits on 17 October 2014, 05:54:10 pm
I've just had it again this morning. An old bloke comes in and doesn't wipe his feet! There's a concrete footpath but he was walking across the grass part of the way and it had been raining. As this has happened lots before I have to ask them (politely of course) to wipe their feet if it's been raining. Today I was picking up the post when I let him in as I didn't want him to as he might see my real name but he rushed straight up the stairs before I could say anything and left muddy footprints. There are 3 mats he could've used.

I'm sure they'd wipe them at their own home. I'm like an old scrubber these days, scrubbing carpets all day.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Reni on 17 October 2014, 08:47:07 pm
I've just had it again this morning. An old bloke comes in and doesn't wipe his feet! There's a concrete footpath but he was walking across the grass part of the way and it had been raining. As this has happened lots before I have to ask them (politely of course) to wipe their feet if it's been raining. Today I was picking up the post when I let him in as I didn't want him to as he might see my real name but he rushed straight up the stairs before I could say anything and left muddy footprints. There are 3 mats he could've used.

I'm sure they'd wipe them at their own home. I'm like an old scrubber these days, scrubbing carpets all day.
That's really rude of him! I now ask them to take their shoes off if it has been raining. Haha
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Bluetits on 17 October 2014, 10:09:11 pm
I always ask them to if it's raining, especially when they wear those big old manky work boots. I do show a minge of annoyance, I can't help it but then thank them when they apologise and take their shoes off as you can't really start the booking off in a bad mood. I'd end up with half of them walking off ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Reni on 17 October 2014, 11:00:34 pm
Oh. If they wear work boots they usually automatically take them off even if it hasn't rained. Which is nice  ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Bluetits on 17 October 2014, 11:21:39 pm
Yes, some of them are polite and take them off without asking but usually it's when it's dry ;D No, some of them do but a fair few don't. I've got wooden flooring upstairs which would be easier to clean but anyway, why be on your hands and knees when really you don't have to! Scrubbing I mean..
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hadley on 19 October 2014, 06:59:06 pm
I do show a minge of annoyance

I want to see this  ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Grumpy Cow on 20 October 2014, 01:25:22 am
I do show a minge of annoyance

I want to see this  ;D

Hahahahaha me too!  I am now visualising it...   ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 20 October 2014, 07:55:27 pm
Clients with black socks that leave fluffy black bits in my carpet!!! :FF
I have quite a light carpet and these black bits of sock just seem to stick to it like Velcro, the hoover doesn't get rid of them, so
I constantly find myself on all fours picking bloody bits of black fluff out of my carpet.
Does my nut right in!! >:( >:(

PS: I do know they're not deliberately doing it to annoy me lol
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Reni on 20 October 2014, 07:59:21 pm
Just had that today. Black sock fluff on my new white rug :(
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Reni on 20 October 2014, 08:01:14 pm
Ok so these guys aren't clients as such as they would never be promoted to that level  ;D
But why Di they insist on calling all through the night I mean 5am?!! Realistically who is on 24/7?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Bluetits on 20 October 2014, 11:44:16 pm
I do show a minge of annoyance

I want to see this  ;D

Hahahahaha me too!  I am now visualising it...   ;D


You should've seen me! When he sat on the stairs to take off his shoes, I stood inbetween him and thrust back and forth, back and forth with it until he was knocked out  ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: MistyBloo on 21 October 2014, 07:46:17 pm
My top 10 most common and irritating texts and my responses. I have little patience!
1. Are you open?
(I am not a supermarket)
2. U workin?
(WORKING what?)
3. Can you fart in my face?
(Can you not contact me)
4. Hi
( I'm sure you are)
5. What do I get for ?40?
(a weeks shopping)
6. God you are amazing
(I will let GOD know next time I see him)
7. Your pics make me so horny babe.
(That's the devil in you.,, stay away I am religious)
8. Do you do anal Luvy?
(Does is say on my profile? NO)
9. Are you available? (reply sent within 10 minutes maximum) Yes, please call if you would like to make a booking....SILENCE...(3 weeks later) Are you available hun? (reply sent within 10 minutes again) Yes, please call if you wish to book.....SILENCE... OK I see that you have a problem with your phone keyboard so I will call you at some point just to make this booking that you never are going to make. (Surprising how many do reply after they see that)
10. Fancy a fuck?
(This is an automated response, thank you for contacting your local constabulary. One of our officers will respond to your message shortly)

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Reni on 21 October 2014, 08:16:32 pm
^^
That us very funny!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 24 October 2014, 03:54:08 pm
Use my pillows to put their heads on!!!!! :FF
This is my bed, I sleep in it, my pillows are for my head only!!! 
I put a clean sheet on covering my duvet for every client, there's cushions if they really feel the need to put something under their precious heads (as if my bed is made of concrete..), so why, why, why, grab MY pillow from under my duvet and use it???
Ohh it pisses me off no end! >:(
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Erotic flower on 24 October 2014, 04:09:05 pm
I have  to change all the bed linen as some clients cum it went through to base sheet, i always change top sheet for fresh one  ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hotblondie on 24 October 2014, 05:35:49 pm
Use my pillows to put their heads on!!!!! :FF
This is my bed, I sleep in it, my pillows are for my head only!!! 
I put a clean sheet on covering my duvet for every client, there's cushions if they really feel the need to put something under their precious heads (as if my bed is made of concrete..), so why, why, why, grab MY pillow from under my duvet and use it???
Ohh it pisses me off no end! >:(

Buy two extra pillows from Primark with 2 pounds pillow cases just  for clients and let them use. I tell them to grab one more to enjoy the show and they love it. They need something for their heads, dont they?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lady_Lust_XXX on 24 October 2014, 05:36:40 pm
Use my pillows to put their heads on!!!!! :FF
This is my bed, I sleep in it, my pillows are for my head only!!! 
I put a clean sheet on covering my duvet for every client, there's cushions if they really feel the need to put something under their precious heads (as if my bed is made of concrete..), so why, why, why, grab MY pillow from under my duvet and use it???
Ohh it pisses me off no end! >:(

That's exactly wot I was going to say blondie.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 24 October 2014, 09:00:30 pm
Yeah, looks like I'm gonna have to, buy a couple of pillows.. I've got 4 cushions on the bed (is that what they're called lol,
you know, those things you put on couches and sofa's), but obviously the lordships require proper bed-pillows, a couple of
cushions just doesn't seem to be good enough  ::)
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Post by: Fabulassie on 24 October 2014, 11:16:11 pm
Use my pillows to put their heads on!!!!! :FF
This is my bed, I sleep in it, my pillows are for my head only!!! 
I put a clean sheet on covering my duvet for every client, there's cushions if they really feel the need to put something under their precious heads (as if my bed is made of concrete..), so why, why, why, grab MY pillow from under my duvet and use it???
Ohh it pisses me off no end! >:(

I have my own pillows in another room. The pillows on my bed they can use. However, while I spread a clean sheet all over everything, I make no guarantees about the pillow cases. I guess they don't care, so I don't, either.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: losthope on 26 October 2014, 04:45:25 pm
Try and kiss with bad breath  :(
Try and play with my bum
Spit on their Fingers
Blow raspberries when giving oral
Try and kiss me after giving oral
Take longer than 2 Minutes to cum
Talk
Breathe
Exist lol
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: alice842 on 26 October 2014, 09:32:32 pm
I've been meaning to post something about this for a while but does anyone else find some clients just command 'suck my balls' when you're giving them oral? Around every ten clients of so I get one who orders me to do it, not asks, ORDERS. I think it's so f-ing rude especially as they're never shaved so it's basically getting a mouthful of their pubes  :-X
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 26 October 2014, 09:44:20 pm
I've been meaning to post something about this for a while but does anyone else find some clients just command 'suck my balls' when you're giving them oral? Around every ten clients of so I get one who orders me to do it, not asks, ORDERS. I think it's so f-ing rude especially as they're never shaved so it's basically getting a mouthful of their pubes  :-X

Yep, it's pretty annoying, never mind a rather nasty experience all those pubes in your mouth.. :P
Suppose it's part of the job, although they shouldn't be "commanding", ask nicely or you don't get mister!
Another thing that's been annoying me lately; Yes, I know my flat isn't the warmest, but after a few minutes we're both
heated up enough, yet I've had a couple of clients asking me if "we can get under the covers!"
No effin way!! That's my bed, where I sleep, and I don't want to either have to change my sheets every single day
or sleep in between pubes, come, bits of clients skin etc.. Eeewwwww! >:(
I put a clean sheet over my bedding for every client, and now they're wanting to get IN it?! Sorry, not happening!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Alice G on 26 October 2014, 11:40:33 pm
Try and kiss with bad breath  :(
Try and play with my bum
Spit on their Fingers
Blow raspberries when giving oral
Try and kiss me after giving oral
Take longer than 2 Minutes to cum
Talk
Breathe
Exist lol


So funny! - They all should be entitled to breathe or exist at least! poor things!
Mind you there are one or two that should cease to exist,  as they serve no purpose on this earth!
But I suppose that can apply to the ones outside of the world of punting too! x
ps - have had the blow raspberries thing - what is all that about?

 
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: whatfreshhellisthis on 28 October 2014, 02:43:50 am
'Clients' is putting it loosely but constant requests and demands for pictures. I have a private for-pay gallery if you want to see my bits that badly, I'm running a business here you cheapskate twats.

Also one guy has started sending me pictures and videos of him???? Literally why would I want to see that in a million years, eurgh
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Post by: Fabulassie on 28 October 2014, 09:44:29 am
I've been meaning to post something about this for a while but does anyone else find some clients just command 'suck my balls' when you're giving them oral? Around every ten clients of so I get one who orders me to do it, not asks, ORDERS. I think it's so f-ing rude especially as they're never shaved so it's basically getting a mouthful of their pubes  :-X

Yep, it's pretty annoying, never mind a rather nasty experience all those pubes in your mouth.. :P
Suppose it's part of the job, although they shouldn't be "commanding", ask nicely or you don't get mister!
Another thing that's been annoying me lately; Yes, I know my flat isn't the warmest, but after a few minutes we're both
heated up enough, yet I've had a couple of clients asking me if "we can get under the covers!"
No effin way!! That's my bed, where I sleep, and I don't want to either have to change my sheets every single day
or sleep in between pubes, come, bits of clients skin etc.. Eeewwwww! >:(
I put a clean sheet over my bedding for every client, and now they're wanting to get IN it?! Sorry, not happening!

I am never asked to get under the covers (like you, I put a clean sheet down.) I think you need to buy a small space heater and make sure the chill is off the room before they undress.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hotblondie on 28 October 2014, 09:53:21 am
I bought 2 small heaters from ebay for 14 pounds each. One for my room and one for the bathroom (central heating not working there).
I dont like when its cold in the room/house at all, plus I can catch a cold ..
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 28 October 2014, 11:28:52 am
yeah I will have to get some for the winter, it was really just coz I mentioned the cold lol, I always have cold hands so maybe they got
a bit of a shock from that lol  ;)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 28 October 2014, 04:04:15 pm
I hate it when clients email me and put their phone number for me to ring them, my number is on my profile! Do any girls ring the client? I don't, that annoys me x
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BJC on 28 October 2014, 08:31:51 pm
I hate it when they txt/email me just to point out a reverse bid they've posted because they'd like me to bid on it. Every time this has happened the) has been for a lot less than my advertised rates. Basically its just another way for asking for a discount! Cheeky Buggers.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 31 October 2014, 02:17:34 pm
Being ugly, fat and smelly.  >:(
Sorry, I know that's terrible, but I seem to be getting a lot of them these days..
Lord give me a nice, clean, funny, handsome man for a 3 hr booking! ;)
Waiting on my heater getting delivered BTW, thanx Hotblondie!  :)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Red KB on 01 November 2014, 10:03:04 am
When they say they might be a bit early because they live nearby, annoying because just get here for the time agreed on, and then they turn up 10 minutes late anyway!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 01 November 2014, 10:35:41 am
Sticking their tongues in my ears. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THAT?!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 01 November 2014, 10:36:52 am
Some of them even put fingers in my ears.

Seriously - you can stick your tongue and fingers in my vagina. You can stick them in my arse. Why must you stick them in my ears? Can I have just one tiny piece of me that you don't stick things in? Just the one?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Bluetits on 01 November 2014, 11:12:32 am
I literally can't take it in my ears so I have to tell them. If I didn't mind too much I would let them but I would rather have a 12 inch up my bum then have them do that so when they start kissing up my neck just as they get to ear lobe I tell them. It's rare thank gawd and they've just laughed so don't think they mind. Same if they just go straight to it and shove it in.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Clarabella on 01 November 2014, 11:52:42 am
Touching my face

Says 'Oh by the way, do you do (add something not on my list of likes or services that I offer' after you've made the booking and given address and parking details

Calls me two minutes before the appointment time to let me know they're going to be 15 mins late

When they waste your time with a succession of phone calls over a couple weeks to enquire about your availability and reminder of prices and don't book.  They get blocked after the third!

Not bloody listening to your parking instructions (not a good start)

During massage when they turn over without giving you any prior polite warning and nearly knocking you off the bed!

Pouncing on you like a squid as SOON as you get into the room

Asking me to lie down so they can fondle me and give me a massage

Licking my ears or my torso

Kissing my cheek during mish with a wet sloppy mouth taking my make up off

Pressing all their weight down on my back during Doggy - I mean, c'mon put your hands on my hips for gods sake you're gonna put my back into spasm  ::)

When they peel down your stockings without asking

Asking lots of personal questions right from the get go

Wow, that felt good!  ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 01 November 2014, 02:05:43 pm
Sticking their tongues in my ears. WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THAT?!

Lol that made me laugh  :) WHY do they do that??       
This is not annoying, but sticking their fingers up my vagina, it does nothing for me.. Am I the only one??                                                                                                                     
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 02 November 2014, 01:32:34 pm
I don't mind fingers in my vagina and even like it when I'm doing sex for fun.

The thing about the tongue in the ear is the sound. *shudder*

Another thing that annoys: when they fuck around with my hair a lot. I don't mind a bit of stroking but what the hell is that thing where some of them just rub your head in a circular motion. It's like they're deliberately trying to make my hair into a rat's nest.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 02 November 2014, 06:37:58 pm
Yeah Fabulassie, or after having their fingers up my fanny or where-ever, and then doing the hair thing, making it lovely and
greasy and covered in things I'd rather not have it covered in  >:(
Especially if I've literally just washed it, and then have to do it all over again :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Alice G on 03 November 2014, 01:23:40 am
Their forced fingers fumbling around in the fanny that seeks no purpose or enjoyment to the recipient.
Why the hell do they think they are a budding gynaecologist?
Pinching the nipples hard is the worst one.
Bad breath and bad body odour (this tends to be rare though) x
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: sexynana on 03 November 2014, 03:06:37 am
Bad breath and bad body odour (this tends to be rare though) x

Huge client + on top of me + body odour + having their sweat all over my body :(

Still trying my best to adapt to this situation. 
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Post by: Rosa on 03 November 2014, 08:54:35 am
Bad breath and bad body odour (this tends to be rare though) x

Huge client + on top of me + body odour + having their sweat all over my body :(

Still trying my best to adapt to this situation.

Have you got a shower you can offer?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: sourgrapes on 03 November 2014, 09:30:08 am
guys fingering my vagina, then my bum, then back to the vagina again. Wiping said finger on my bedding.  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: sexynana on 03 November 2014, 12:11:22 pm
Bad breath and bad body odour (this tends to be rare though) x

Huge client + on top of me + body odour + having their sweat all over my body :(

Still trying my best to adapt to this situation.

YES :(. The thing is that some clients do smell even after a shower but i can take it . It is when they start to sweat during sex. The bigger ones tend to sweat a lot!
Have you got a shower you can offer?
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Post by: MistyBloo on 03 November 2014, 03:30:59 pm
Try and kiss with bad breath  :(
Try and play with my bum
Spit on their Fingers
Blow raspberries when giving oral
Try and kiss me after giving oral
Take longer than 2 Minutes to cum
Talk
Breathe
Exist lol

Ha ha, yes how dare they breathe... do not like anyone who spits on my flower or drools on his fingers and placing them there. I am lucky I get wet quite easily but if not I place long lasting lube down there just before they arrive
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Post by: MistyBloo on 03 November 2014, 03:43:50 pm
Clients who don't dry themselves off before they get out of the shower, thus leaving a  trail of water from the en suite to the bed, soaking the sheet and pillow

worst one ever. Client turns up after work smelling of the cigarette he just had, hair thick from grease and not many teeth and the ones he had were black from tar, socks filthy  dirty and holes in them both. Personality wise he was respectful so the show must go on regardless...

I usher him to the shower and quickly sprint to the boudoir to strip the bed linen and put an old sheet (clean) down. throw off the pillows. Hoping he would use the shower gel I pointed at so he would wash his hair. well.... NO

When he laid down I was hovering over him and I could not smell a hint of shower gel, hair wet but STILL greasy Well, as you can imagine I had an invisible nose peg on the entire time. Had to stay away from the top end of him to avoid kissing so made lots of MMMM noises whilst sucking on a flavoured condom on him for AS LONG as my mouth could possibly hold out

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Post by: Siorse on 03 November 2014, 07:54:24 pm
guys fingering my vagina, then my bum, then back to the vagina again. Wiping said finger on my bedding.  :FF

Ah that's bad..! Can you not end up with some nasty infections from that?
I honestly don't know but I wouldn't be happy with that either!
Then again nothing gets up my bum lol ;)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Anna Love on 04 November 2014, 07:15:34 pm
I hate the fingering vagina or bum.  They think since they can put their penis there, everything is allowed.  I sometimes allow them vagina fingering, but never bum!!!   I also hate when they lick pussy and go up and kiss me , i can't stand that!!!  Am I the only one who hates that????  :-X :-X :-X
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Post by: DustedWithSugar on 04 November 2014, 10:53:48 pm
I hate the fingering vagina or bum.  They think since they can put their penis there, everything is allowed.  I sometimes allow them vagina fingering, but never bum!!!   I also hate when they lick pussy and go up and kiss me , i can't stand that!!!  Am I the only one who hates that????  :-X :-X :-X
When they go up to kiss me I'm usually relieved cose I can't stand licking pussy more than anything  ;D
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Post by: sourgrapes on 05 November 2014, 02:38:34 pm
I'd rather have them as far away from my face as possible   :-\
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: xSweetCheeksx on 05 November 2014, 06:06:10 pm
Ugh! Had to sign off early today cause I've lost motivation after my last one  :(
He was so full on and made me feel sick. I was seriously lacking motivation through out the whole thing. When he was kissing me he may as well have just swallowed me cause he was trying to snog my whole face off and slobbering everywhere then he was really rough, I had to tell him to calm down. He was one of those that are too full on and a real jobs worth.
Feel bad for signing off early but had 3 bookings today and he just totally ruined my motivation not to mention made me sore and used 4 condoms!!!!!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Mi on 05 November 2014, 06:57:54 pm
Cumming on my brand new couch! It's amazing how much more you notice when it's your own stuff being shed, farted, jizzed on.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: tigerlily on 05 November 2014, 07:18:40 pm
I don't mind fingers in my vagina and even like it when I'm doing sex for fun.

The thing about the tongue in the ear is the sound. *shudder*


Lol, I actually like having my ear licked sound and all. Send 'em all to me! But I hate it when client's get trigger fingers inside my vagina and just start scraping them around. Ow. Or my bum. Goddamit I get trigger fingers inside my bum! Ow. Even when I say 'gentle, slow, gentle slow' still fingers scraping. What the hell?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: xSweetCheeksx on 05 November 2014, 07:53:12 pm
Cumming on my brand new couch! It's amazing how much more you notice when it's your own stuff being shed, farted, jizzed on.
Oh god that really annoys me, it's like they actually think it's a dumping ground. Last week when I was in a hotel I had a client cum a shit ton on the bed. I was just sat like noooo  :FF and there he is pumping away still. I think it's so disrespectful.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Reni on 05 November 2014, 08:36:39 pm
Totally agree its so disrespectful.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: nina_darling on 10 November 2014, 08:38:23 am
first timers who say 'give me a discount and i will be your regular'. if they struggle with money from the start they are more likely never to come back. and that includes quickies and half hour requests!!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 10 November 2014, 06:53:00 pm
When they smack my arse as I'm walking up the stairs after letting them in! I walk behind them now x
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: freebird on 10 November 2014, 07:00:30 pm
I have to say clients turning up STUPIDLY early really gets my back up!  You get that text "I know im here a little early so I will just hang around and wait" which then puts you under pressure to shower and get ready like something from a Benny Hill sketch!!  :o

x
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KinkyVixen on 11 November 2014, 02:10:19 am
I have to say clients turning up STUPIDLY early really gets my back up!  You get that text "I know im here a little early so I will just hang around and wait" which then puts you under pressure to shower and get ready like something from a Benny Hill sketch!!  :o

x


Oh , ive been there and dont that many times !! Get into a right tizz with it .
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: DustedWithSugar on 11 November 2014, 04:56:28 pm
Clients asking if I was busy today/how many other guys I saw! Drives me insane, why on earth would you want to know that? Why does it matter?!  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hotblondie on 11 November 2014, 05:18:25 pm
When I got the same question I ask them back : Why you are asking, you want to rob me?
They get the message, apologizing and such :)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lil Lolita on 11 November 2014, 09:47:31 pm
For me, mine would be the following:

-Ask them to be discreet and then they start talking/moaning loudly in the room.
-Think it's ok to use the shower 5 minutes over time (as someone already pointed out in another thread, if you've got the hotel room, you don't want to piss them off too much or they could be nasty and report you to reception).
-Arrive too early (when I say 5pm, I mean 5pm. Not 16:45).
-Try and push their fingers up my bum and then in my pussy

However, the worst one for me is when they try and start the booking without the money. I politely request this and then they say 'oh sorry, yeah, nearly forgot about that!'  ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lushblossom on 14 November 2014, 12:16:22 pm
When you tell them  you can't see anybody as it is the time of the month and then they say 'there are ways around that' or 'there are other ways to skin a rabbit' = NO there aren't since I wouldn't dream of working during a period!!  I never feel sexy during that time who on earth does! 

As if we haven't considered that already FFS.

I do sometimes do a BJ but that is it.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Red KB on 15 November 2014, 05:06:26 pm
When a potential client rings and asks you how much (because they couldn't be bothered to read properly) and then says they'll call you back. Why can't they just say thanks and hang up. Why do they feel the need to pretend they will call back. Bit annoyed at the moment because that's pretty much all I've had this week. Makes me wonder if my number has just been put up somewhere with no info on me sometimes!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 15 November 2014, 06:24:19 pm
Using their saliva/spit on their fingers before they stick them up me to "make me wet". Fuckin HATE it!!  >:(
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: VioletteUK on 19 November 2014, 03:10:40 am
Using their saliva/spit on their fingers before they stick them up me to "make me wet". Fuckin HATE it!!  >:(
Or licking me like a damn Labrador! I hate this! Tongues in my ear! Wet sloppy kisses on any part of my body, but especially my neck.
But the pet peeve du jour. That whirly hip movement some men make, you know they got this shit from a porn movie. I want to shout dude, back and fucking forth! You are not mixing a cocktail!
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Post by: Fabulassie on 19 November 2014, 09:25:44 am
Last night I had a two-hour booking with a guy who wanted to kiss continuously. I counted the songs playing on my iPod just to see how long he would go... four songs later (12 minutes?) and I finally had to pull away. He didnt want me to pull away and came in for more kissing so I kissed him for another song. Finally I had to say "OK - I need to breath now" with a smile and so he just kissed my neck and cheek and then after maybe ten seconds resumed snogging.

Even after he orgasmed (which he did three times) he wanted to keep caressing and kissing me and he held me very close to him the entire two hours.

It was a late booking and I was really exhausted. That kind of exhausted where it's hard to stay patient. I know that they've paid for two hours and that means they can have everything on my "likes" list for two hours but it was really hard to do. Long bookings can be awesome when they want company and like to talk between rounds. I will cuddle and stuff during that but having his face non-stop latched onto mine like a leech was annoying as fuck.
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Post by: DustedWithSugar on 19 November 2014, 09:59:15 am
Using their saliva/spit on their fingers before they stick them up me to "make me wet". Fuckin HATE it!!  >:(
That whirly hip movement some men make, you know they got this shit from a porn movie. I want to shout dude, back and fucking forth! You are not mixing a cocktail!
hahahahahaha you killed me with mixing coctail  ;D
My last client had a thing about a tongue. He just stuck it outside of his mouth and I was supposed to kiss him  ??? I dont know, suck on it? So disgusting! And he kept putting that wet tongue in my ear, licking my neck, licking my entire body, even legs from feet up to my butt with one long lick!! Imagine amount of saliva he was producing  :o
And how they manage to shower and still smell after that, how I am asking!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: roxy666 on 19 November 2014, 12:51:01 pm
I'm one hell of a lucky girl today!

Had a client asking for a quick bj booking, then asked how much  :FF it's on my Fucking profile you eejit!

Then once I told him the price of a blow n go, he then asked if he could have it at ?20!!!

I again told him to read my profile before he insulted me any more as discounts are covered in my FAQs which is - "straight answer is no. I am not a supermarket with reduced goods on the shelf, please don't embarrass yourself by asking this. If you can't afford my prices, which I set up as it's the average going rate for this area and my age, then please find someone else who is cheaper. Thank you."

What do these losers think when they ask!? That we will say yes, I'll give it away for practically nothing!

He said, but it will be covered, so better for you! Hmmmmmm, still no. BLOCKED!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 19 November 2014, 02:17:30 pm
I get that all the time "how much for a blowjob", I tell them well that would be a 15min quickie then.
"But I only want a bj, can I just have a quick 10min bj for ?20?"
No. Fuck off.  >:(
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: roxy666 on 19 November 2014, 04:19:21 pm
Hahahahaaaaa, it's irritating isn't it!

Even more so as I even provide a "10 min blow n go" service at a slightly cheaper rate to cater for thisrate, but still, you get the odd chancer Twat taking the Piss!

And exactly what you said....NO, FUCK OFF! Lol

Should of asked what he done for a living then asked him if I could have it at a 50% discount (as that's what he was asking worked out at)

"Yeah, I love that corsa your selling on your forecourt, but my finances aren't great atm, could you sell it for ?800 for me? No. Exactly. Cheapskate prick! Lol
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: PixieLove on 21 November 2014, 11:40:59 am
One thing that annoys me is something that several client have done. 10 minutes before the booking is about to end they get another hard on and then expect me to finish them off. Ludicrous. When this happens however, I always excuse myself and say well save it for the next time. So bloody manipulative.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Vichyssoise on 21 November 2014, 11:55:14 am
I have a reg who only ever books half an hour. The last couple of times he has asked me to join him in the shower to finish him off and invariably has gone over by ten to fifteen minutes. When I pulled him up about it this last time and told him to book an hour next time he said, but I have been in the shower the last ten minutes, yeah but I was with you, hello.   :FF
Another was sweating profusely and was embarresd by it and kept stopping to wipe his forehead with tissues in the end he got fed up getting off to get the tissues he grabbed the PILLOW and wiped himself with it. Aargh I have to sleep on that eejit. I was in a hotel so got the spare out the wardrobe.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 21 November 2014, 01:06:33 pm
One thing that annoys me is something that several client have done. 10 minutes before the booking is about to end they get another hard on and then expect me to finish them off. Ludicrous. When this happens however, I always excuse myself and say well save it for the next time. So bloody manipulative.

Ten minutes is plenty of time to get them off again. But I may say something like "Oh! You want to go again? OK! We're going to need to be quick, so what works best for you?" I may even apologise for having chatted so much between rounds (if that is what I've done.) But, frankly, they're paying for however much time of sex/whatever is on your likes list and so you should give it to them. However, you're well within your rights to call time when the time is up. I may go five minutes over (especially if I know I've been chatty.)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: roxy666 on 21 November 2014, 01:21:23 pm
Oooooooo, another thing that annoys me, and they are well in their rights to ask for it, I'm just a difficult mare, lol. But when they ask for cof and you know it will end up in your hair!

I'm not a girly girl, so I'm usually very basic on make up and my hair is twisted into a bun most of the time, so all I do is take it down, job done. But once in a blue moon, like today, I am in the mood to make a full blown effort with foundation, highlight and contour, the works, and also straightening my hair....which I have a lot of the bloody stuff! So takes me 2 hours to do all this n get dressed etc.

When I've spent 2 bloody hours putting effort in, I don't want it ruined within an hour of working! So no, you can cum in my mouth instead! Lol xox
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Post by: Siorse on 21 November 2014, 06:08:28 pm
When they come in and ask to use the bathroom, I'm presuming to have a quick wash, but no, have a pish,
dribble all over my toilet and then expect me to give them oral and suck it clean GRRRRRR  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: roxy666 on 21 November 2014, 06:37:44 pm
When they come in and ask to use the bathroom, I'm presuming to have a quick wash, but no, have a pish,
dribble all over my toilet and then expect me to give them oral and suck it clean GRRRRRR  :FF

One day when I'm feeling a bit vengeful after a clients done that, I might just go take a shit then sit on his face after!  :-X
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Reni on 21 November 2014, 07:23:17 pm
Yes I hate that when as soon as they come in they want to use the bathroom. At least pay me first!
Either way I ask if they washed their willy haha
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Roxy101 on 24 November 2014, 06:02:33 pm
Book with me in advance. I then turn down all other work for those dates/times, then cancel on the day. Had two clients do that to me today, woke up to messages from both making excuses. (Which may have been true, but 'somethings come up' a couple of hours before our booking sounds a bit like a cop out)

Advertising for 'Outcalls only', and getting people messaging you, confirming details of their address and time, etc, then them stating that they wanted an incall -.- Happened three times today. Which leads me to a number of zero jobs today. Currently waiting on a regular who wanted to book for 8 tonight, to then turn around and say, I'll let you know if because I might be expecting company.

I'm not holding my breath. At least I managed to go to town and do some christmas shopping today...

xx
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lil Lolita on 24 November 2014, 06:30:52 pm
Book with me in advance. I then turn down all other work for those dates/times, then cancel on the day. Had two clients do that to me today, woke up to messages from both making excuses. (Which may have been true, but 'somethings come up' a couple of hours before our booking sounds a bit like a cop out)

Advertising for 'Outcalls only', and getting people messaging you, confirming details of their address and time, etc, then them stating that they wanted an incall -.- Happened three times today. Which leads me to a number of zero jobs today. Currently waiting on a regular who wanted to book for 8 tonight, to then turn around and say, I'll let you know if because I might be expecting company.

I'm not holding my breath. At least I managed to go to town and do some christmas shopping today...

xx

Oh this really gets me too!! I had a guy book me on my last tour and then cancel right at the last minute. The chancer has tried since, but he's gone on my block list.  :FF
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Post by: Bluetits on 24 November 2014, 08:10:27 pm
I have a reg who likes me to expose myself and he stares in admiration like he's never seen a vagina before  :). However last month I was doing this and he starts playing with it with 2 hands then he pulled the lips apart in what can be described as how you would open a packet of crisps. He really stretched it. I've had various clients do things I wasn't mad about but no one's ever done this before and not only did it hurt when doing it but for a couple of hours after it stung like mad.  Of course I told him at the time and nearly slapped him.

Last week he books again and I expose myself again albeit hesitantly and he starts playing and he did it slightly again although not as hard but I reminded him. As it wasn't as hard he gets 1 more chance and in future I will ask him to please play with me with just one hand and that goes with everyone although 2 handers is pretty rare.
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Post by: Bluetits on 24 November 2014, 08:18:43 pm
Yes I also have had it 'accidentally' go in my hair, only a few times but one a few months ago was an outcall to an old guy who wanted to dip it in without a condom. I said no so he said can he cum on tits I said sure. So he stood up beside the bed and starts wanking then came on my boobs although some went in my hair and my hair's not that long. Wonder whether that was done on purpose as he seemed a bit peeved about the bb. Not going there again anyway. Fun journey home with cummy hair!
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Post by: sourgrapes on 24 November 2014, 08:19:37 pm
OMG, like a packet of crisps - I'm howling    ;D
Just tell him he can use his tongue, not his hands.....
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Bluetits on 24 November 2014, 08:54:25 pm
 ;D You can picture it though. He sort of pinched both sides and pulled apart. I shall remind him I ain't a packet of crisps next time.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Rubyruby on 24 November 2014, 10:13:08 pm
When they spray half a bottle of cheap aftershave down their boxers

WHY  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Roxy101 on 24 November 2014, 11:06:49 pm
When they spray half a bottle of cheap aftershave down their boxers

WHY  :FF

This! Ugh, the taste...

xx
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kay on 25 November 2014, 01:54:32 am
Twice recently I've had older, unfit, slightly immobile clients who really seemed completely clueless about what to do with a woman - thankfully full sex with both wasn't feasible, but they both rubbed me for ages all over, with no oil or anything, and sometimes quite roughly with the heels of their hands. Especially around groin and breasts, it's really pretty unpleasan and uncomfortable! Female genital geography was clearly a complete mystery to them, and one kept pressing my urethra.

I just kept thinking - god, if you have a wife, she has my sympathy.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: VioletteUK on 25 November 2014, 07:49:03 am
When they spray half a bottle of cheap aftershave down their boxers

WHY  :FF
To cover the fact those shot hairs haven't seen of felt water since Adam dressed! Yuck!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: DustedWithSugar on 25 November 2014, 01:47:45 pm
I really really hate when they have nice, freshly washed cock, then I'm getting closer... and pubs smell like piss  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: alice842 on 25 November 2014, 02:06:07 pm
Ahh! I've had a few guys email saying 'not sure if you're doing incalls today, your profile's a bit unclear' - it isn't unclear! I list all the days I'm free, clearly mark 'Incalls @ X station' on certain days. Obviously when I'm not doing incalls I'm only available for outcalls. Well, I think it's fairly obvious  :FF I've now put a little note on my profile stating that when I'm not doing incalls I can only do outcalls obviously. How dense are they?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: heather3 on 26 November 2014, 07:28:13 pm
I had a client the other day who had a bogey hanging out - he was sniffling too - just made me cringe - I had to tell him to go and blow his nose FFS - Im not his mother! :)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: amy on 26 November 2014, 08:51:27 pm
It's not really a client because he won't be booking, but I had an email from one who expected to have the run of my entire flat which really irked me more than it should have, for some reason.

My living room and kitchen area is private; it's not decorated yet and looks a tip, but I also keep my handbag and computer in there and it's where I relax and eat my lunch so the talk of starting off on the sofa then 'moving on to the bedroom' without asking if this was OK just needled me. I've had others go wandering off and peering through doorways despite the bathroom being the next door from the bedroom too - I wouldn't do that at somebody's house?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 26 November 2014, 09:35:04 pm
It's not really a client because he won't be booking, but I had an email from one who expected to have the run of my entire flat which really irked me more than it should have, for some reason.

My living room and kitchen area is private; it's not decorated yet and looks a tip, but I also keep my handbag and computer in there and it's where I relax and eat my lunch so the talk of starting off on the sofa then 'moving on to the bedroom' without asking if this was OK just needled me. I've had others go wandering off and peering through doorways despite the bathroom being the next door from the bedroom too - I wouldn't do that at somebody's house?

I'm exactly the same! I've sometimes thought of getting a two-bedroom flat just so that I can use my lounge for entertaining clients and then use the second bedroom as my rats' nest/lair where I fuck around on my laptop and throw makeup hither and yon.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kay on 26 November 2014, 11:39:52 pm
It's not really a client because he won't be booking, but I had an email from one who expected to have the run of my entire flat which really irked me more than it should have, for some reason.

My living room and kitchen area is private; it's not decorated yet and looks a tip, but I also keep my handbag and computer in there and it's where I relax and eat my lunch so the talk of starting off on the sofa then 'moving on to the bedroom' without asking if this was OK just needled me. I've had others go wandering off and peering through doorways despite the bathroom being the next door from the bedroom too - I wouldn't do that at somebody's house?

I'm exactly the same! I've sometimes thought of getting a two-bedroom flat just so that I can use my lounge for entertaining clients and then use the second bedroom as my rats' nest/lair where I fuck around on my laptop and throw makeup hither and yon.

Me three. I have a regular who likes to start off downstairs, even to the point of moving my living room furniture around! He's a sweetie, and I don't mind having a drink and a natter on my sofa, but it does get a bit much. In the spring/summer, I may start closing the door to my living room and kitchen, so they're just naturally guided right up the stairs, unless it's a longer booking.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: VioletteUK on 27 November 2014, 12:37:49 am
It's not really a client because he won't be booking, but I had an email from one who expected to have the run of my entire flat which really irked me more than it should have, for some reason.

My living room and kitchen area is private; it's not decorated yet and looks a tip, but I also keep my handbag and computer in there and it's where I relax and eat my lunch so the talk of starting off on the sofa then 'moving on to the bedroom' without asking if this was OK just needled me. I've had others go wandering off and peering through doorways despite the bathroom being the next door from the bedroom too - I wouldn't do that at somebody's house?
No it isn't just you who is irked by this. The cheek! I hate clients going into any space that isn't theirs. I feel like it is a violation. Or am just being a prima donna?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jenny 2 on 27 November 2014, 11:26:30 am
It's not really a client because he won't be booking, but I had an email from one who expected to have the run of my entire flat which really irked me more than it should have, for some reason.

My living room and kitchen area is private; it's not decorated yet and looks a tip, but I also keep my handbag and computer in there and it's where I relax and eat my lunch so the talk of starting off on the sofa then 'moving on to the bedroom' without asking if this was OK just needled me. I've had others go wandering off and peering through doorways despite the bathroom being the next door from the bedroom too - I wouldn't do that at somebody's house?
No it isn't just you who is irked by this. The cheek! I hate clients going into any space that isn't theirs. I feel like it is a violation. Or am just being a prima donna?

I totally agree with you ladies and same here. 

I also have a balcony which I barely go out on, let alone have clients out there and it's been hinted to me on more then one occasion that we play out there (despite the fact there are lots of flats opposite with a bloody good view).

As you say, they wouldn't do it to most people but seem to see us in a completely different category to most human beings! 

It's a stupid ego thing  in my opinion - they want to get more then they think the other punters are getting.
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Post by: Siorse on 27 November 2014, 04:10:23 pm
I totally agree with all the above, the bedroom is where I work, the rest of my house is MY PRIVATE SPACE!!!!
I don't want to have to go tidying up the whole house before every client, hiding things I don't want them to see!
The only time I allow them anywhere else apart from the bedroom is when it involves role-play and it's been
discussed and arranged in advance..
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: roxy666 on 27 November 2014, 04:27:37 pm
Yep, add me to the list!

I moved my family pictures into the living room for a reason, I don't want some client going, oh I know him, is that your dad!? Awkward! Plus, my kitchen is almost always disorganized. When they go to the Bank or the docs, I'm pretty sure they don't just go around snooping and opening doors to other rooms!

It's just plain rude and an invasion of privacy! I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be happy if we cased their house on an outcall! Lol xox
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Alice G on 28 November 2014, 08:18:33 pm
My worst one I think ever is when they put their hands either side of your head when you are giving them oral and basically force you to give them controlled deep oral (they control it and not you)  - not only does it squash your ears and mess your hair up it is very uncomfortable on the tonsils and I start heaving.
Had some guy do this recently - will not meet anyone again who does this - doesn't happen very often, but is just my big hate - am sure this topic has been covered before - but just thought would post it again. x
 
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: alice842 on 28 November 2014, 08:24:12 pm
My worst one I think ever is when they put their hands either side of your head when you are giving them oral and basically force you to give them controlled deep oral (they control it and not you)  - not only does it squash your ears and mess your hair up it is very uncomfortable on the tonsils and I start heaving.
Had some guy do this recently - will not meet anyone again who does this - doesn't happen very often, but is just my big hate - am sure this topic has been covered before - but just thought would post it again. x

I call them head grabbers/pushers. I find soo many clients think it's an okay thing to do and it really annoys me. I have found a way of arching my tongue though so they can't push it further in but it's still uncomfortable and disrespectful.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Alice G on 28 November 2014, 08:35:16 pm
Yes, have had to do the arching tongue thing too - I have a strong tongue now!
But yes, I agree it is totally disrespectful - they think because they are paying for it they can do what they want, but there and boundaries and the nice ones have respect and want us to enjoy it too.
Wish I had some false teeth and super glue when they do this - try explaining that in A&E (and to the wife!) x
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Bluetits on 28 November 2014, 08:53:41 pm
My place is open plan except kitchen and spare room so when they call for short notice I have to quickly tidy the lounge although it's full of trinkets and sometimes I chuck things in the kitchen so when I get them a drink I ask them to sit down.  Some do but some ignore and follow me into the kitchen so it's embarrassing if I've chucked things in it. They almost get to see the whole house anyway so at least give me the kitchen to myself! One ages ago once brought some wine and he went into the kitchen and opened the cupboards looking for glasses. He said he was a broker and was very cocky. Hate those types.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hotblondie on 28 November 2014, 08:54:32 pm
I just take their hands off my head and tell them nicely I cant do deapthroat. I provide GFE not PSE and I dont advertise I do deepthroat.
They never try again.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 28 November 2014, 09:00:46 pm
I do deepthroat and I have no problem with it, but at my own pace and moving my own head thank you very much!
Had one today; "Oh yeah, hold it there", holding my head down with his cock deep down my throat.
Obviously I couldn't breath, swallow and nearly started gagging so I just lifted my head up and asked him how I was
supposed to breathe like that?!  ::)
Apart from that he was a lovely guy lol
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Bella.X on 28 November 2014, 09:55:01 pm
push my head down whilst doing a bj. f off
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Alice G on 28 November 2014, 11:41:26 pm
I just take their hands off my head and tell them nicely I cant do deapthroat. I provide GFE not PSE and I dont advertise I do deepthroat.
They never try again.

That sounds like the best thing to do and say - I will block those that try to go outside the normal and acceptable  boundaries.  (I don't advertise deep throat - some think they can try) There are the ones that think they think this is ok. It is very rare thing thank God!

Just a note to add - the ones that do this can be bordering on/attempting aggression/controlling behaviour - hope that makes sense. Mutual gentleness and going with the flow with a happy ending is surely the best way? Yes GFE not PSE
Any hint of aggression and a controlling attitude pisses me right off and I think my body language will tell them so. Will definitely take the hands off the head thing if I get into this kind of thing again. X
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 29 November 2014, 08:48:08 am
It seems that "PSE" means "does things that other women find humiliating and/or painful."

I was thinking about the deep throat/gagging/face fucking thing last night because I got a text from someone wanting to know if I DT. I don't. He replied "the gagging is the part I like." Gagging is a thing in porn. It indicates that the woman is uncomfortable and going beyond her boundaries. And that's what they're getting off on.

I also think porn conditions men to find things attractive. Like, they click on a porn link - already horny - and they're wanking and then things start to happen and the men become conditioned to find those things attractive. If every porn video had a thing where a german shepherd walked into the frame just before the money shot, pretty soon men would develop a fetish for fucking with a dog in the room.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 29 November 2014, 08:56:46 am
Well! I have just googled "why do guys get off on gagging" and apparently part of it is they get off on thinking that they're just too damn big for a woman to take all the way in.

That's it: I'm fake gagging from now on!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: roxy666 on 30 November 2014, 01:49:24 pm
I do offer deep throat and 99% of my clients ask before hand if they would like to push my head and for me to hold it. Ihave no problem with this, I make it clear to them that I can't breath during DT so they have to respect when I want to come up for air.

As for gagging, I provide this too. When you gag, your throat muscles massage the tip of their cock, this is one of the reasons why men like it. I am also sub, gagging is part of the excitement of bdsm for obvious reasons.

If you don't do DT, gagging and skull Fucking, then just discuss oral at the beginning of the booking to make your boundaries clear.

Now, lol, the thing that annoys me, is when a client wants you gagging to the point of wretching and bring up!
I had a client do this and encourage this the other week, luckily I had an empty stomach! Why on earth he hadn't explained his fetish and ask before the booking piss's me off! After I explained I don't like that he kept pushing me to achieve it. Fucking boundary pushers! Should of kicked him out, but I didn't, thought Fuck it, I'll give it ago, I'll try most things once. But no, no no no! Didn't enjoy being covered in my own spit , eugh! Saved as messy gross guy and blocked! Haha xox
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: sourgrapes on 30 November 2014, 02:14:46 pm
Skull fucking - holy crap.  :o  But, I guess if you can bear the gagging stuff etc. you may as well market Roman showers properly, with the price tag attached. If a guy is prepared to pay - what ?500? ?700? 1k, to be barfed on, why not.  Next time a guy pushes your head down on his cock, just tell him to get his wallet out again.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: roxy666 on 30 November 2014, 02:48:56 pm
Skull fucking - holy crap.  :o  But, I guess if you can bear the gagging stuff etc. you may as well market Roman showers properly, with the price tag attached. If a guy is prepared to pay - what ?500? ?700? 1k, to be barfed on, why not.  Next time a guy pushes your head down on his cock, just tell him to get his wallet out again.

Hahahahaaaaa! I didn't know it had a name! Roman showers ay! Lol, luckily like I said, no food in my stomach, so was Fuck loads of stringy gooey sticky saliva, and he took great pleasure in rubbing it all over my body, gross!

But for those prices you've mentioned, I'll gladly supply it, its not the worst thing to provide! Haha

Yeah I don't mind skull Fucking as long as they respect when I need a breather, if they don't and ignore my pushing away, then they lose the privilege of booking me again for that service. Simple. Lol xox
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: sourgrapes on 30 November 2014, 02:56:53 pm
Most things are bearable if the price is right. I don't usually do hard sports, but a guy once paid me 2k, so I made a HUGE effort to oblige. Watching him eat the stuff was not my favorite memory ever, but who cares for that money.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: roxy666 on 30 November 2014, 03:10:23 pm
Yeah, I don't do water sports or hardsports, but for 2k I'd make the exception!

The only thing I wouldn't do for any amount of money is BB, but I think that goes without saying, and then also anal, but that's because it's, sadly, painful for me, so that's different. Watching some guy eat my shit isn't physically painful,lol.

Though when you get the odd tosser asking for BB, they also want it at a discount, not offering more money! No logic in that! One sure way to get themselves blocked! Eugh! Lol xox
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jenny 2 on 01 December 2014, 09:19:03 am
Well! I have just googled "why do guys get off on gagging" and apparently part of it is they get off on thinking that they're just too damn big for a woman to take all the way in.

That's it: I'm fake gagging from now on!

LOL - that made me chuckle................it's amazing how it's all about their ego isn't it!

However, fortunately the gift of good acting is a blessing in this job..............!

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 02 December 2014, 02:32:23 pm
What's skull fucking?! Been in this business a long time but never heard of that one, what is it??
Another thing clients do to annoy; slag you off on a punter-forum when you're on your period, feeling sensitive and
hormonal, and potentially ruin your business that was already slow lol
(Sorry, I've been bangin on about the same thing on a few threads, I'm aware of that  ;) And I'll stop now!)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lil Lolita on 02 December 2014, 02:50:36 pm
When they have cum, you hand them a tissue (if they have come on you and you are cleaning yourself up as well), then they just throw the tissue on the floor when they are done. And dump the towels all over the floor after a shower. Geez!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: DustedWithSugar on 02 December 2014, 08:05:28 pm
If I'm gonna get one more guy asking for CIM today, I swear I'll puke all over them  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: amy on 02 December 2014, 08:06:26 pm
I'd rather punters dropped the wet towels on the floor then put them on the bed - I don't want to have sex lying on a cold damp towel (or even a dry one, for that matter). I keep meaning to get a sign asking them to put them in the bath when they've finished like in hotels :).

It's always nice when they only bother drying their front and maybe their arms, and then go and lie down with their hair and their back still soaking wet too >:(.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 02 December 2014, 10:29:07 pm
I'd rather punters dropped the wet towels on the floor then put them on the bed - I don't want to have sex lying on a cold damp towel (or even a dry one, for that matter). I keep meaning to get a sign asking them to put them in the bath when they've finished like in hotels :).

It's always nice when they only bother drying their front and maybe their arms, and then go and lie down with their hair and their back still soaking wet too >:(.

I encourage them to throw them on the floor because I hate them on the bed, too.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Rosa on 02 December 2014, 10:39:55 pm
I towel their back, give them a rub down before going anywhere near the bed!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Rubyruby on 02 December 2014, 10:40:10 pm
Stick their fucking chewing gum to my bathroom sink,under my bedside table or above my front door  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 02 December 2014, 11:56:44 pm
Stick their fucking chewing gum to my bathroom sink,under my bedside table or above my front door  :FF

DEAR LORD!!!!

I don't think I have ever had this happen. Wow.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Rubyruby on 03 December 2014, 12:07:44 am
You can tell which doors belong to girls working by the chewing gum stuck in the top of the door frames, this could just be a leeds thing though
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Red KB on 03 December 2014, 12:58:34 pm
I just had to go and check! My door is safe :) Also, my bin is right next to it so there's no excuse for not putting gum or other rubbish in it.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Bluetits on 03 December 2014, 04:34:23 pm
I've only had one do it but he's been a few times and he puts it on the table. One time he put it on top of my wooden bed frame. I did get the bin which was right next to it and ask him if he wouldn't mind in future.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 03 December 2014, 09:16:18 pm
I've only had one do it but he's been a few times and he puts it on the table. One time he put it on top of my wooden bed frame. I did get the bin which was right next to it and ask him if he wouldn't mind in future.

Years ago when I worked in a massage parlour in another country I noticed that guys who cross the threshold with anything in their mouths (cigarette or chewing gum) were fucking dicks. Guys who chewed gum were always arseholes! And who enters a building with a lit cigarette?! When I was a smoker (and smoking was allowed in restaurants, pubs, etc) I always put my cigarette out before walking through the door. I didn't even realised I did that until I saw clients come in with lit cigs.

I've had a couple of clients with chewing gum over here and I have to say that they were alright (I screen pretty carefully.) I will ask them to spit it out (and I hold a tissue in my hand for it) saying, "Just so it doesn't end up in my hair."
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Bluetits on 03 December 2014, 09:41:24 pm
That guy's quite nice but I remember someone once who rang the bell, when I answered he was smoking. He took a couple of puffs and then threw it outside my door! When I asked him to pick it up he said sorry but didn't seem it. I think he was ok during the booking but I'm only a prossie after all, should expect things like that  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jenny 2 on 04 December 2014, 02:23:51 pm
The smelly ones who refuse an invitation to shower before the booking but expect a bloody shower after! 

Gosh this list could go on forever couldn't it!  LOL

Actually worse then above and dare I say it................. (cough cough) those that aren't in the habit or have the ability to wipe their arseholes properly (yuk yuk yuk) and lie down on your bed and (gross as this is) there's a poo mark there!  Oh God, that's the worst.  Some guys just haven't a clue about washing, wiping, hygiene at all!

Got to laugh ladies haven't we!!!!

 

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Post by: Nia Hope on 04 December 2014, 05:25:43 pm
The smelly ones who refuse an invitation to shower before the booking but expect a bloody shower after! 

Gosh this list could go on forever couldn't it!  LOL

Actually worse then above and dare I say it................. (cough cough) those that aren't in the habit or have the ability to wipe their arseholes properly (yuk yuk yuk) and lie down on your bed and (gross as this is) there's a poo mark there!  Oh God, that's the worst.  Some guys just haven't a clue about washing, wiping, hygiene at all!

Got to laugh ladies haven't we!!!!
Oh yes I've had skid marks left by dirty bums too, what is wrong with these guys?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 05 December 2014, 01:44:40 pm
I know..! It still amazes me how grown men don't know how to wash!!  ???
Every time I read a post like this I think of the guy I had who had a bit of bogroll stuck between his arse-cheeks..
Not a clean bit of bog-roll either..
I mean, c'mon, you know where you're going and what you're going to be doing don't you?!  ::)
(and I know that's pretty mild compared to some things lol, but that's just the one that always pops in my head  :))
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 05 December 2014, 02:16:26 pm
Any guy that doesn't completely scrub everything covered by a pair of boxers (back and front)  and give it all a realllllly good soaping and scrubbing before seeing a prostitute is a fucking moron. If I thought a guy had carefully washed his arse at the start of the booking I would probably be happy to give rim jobs. But you just can't trust them to even wipe properly.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: roxy666 on 05 December 2014, 11:07:50 pm
I know..! It still amazes me how grown men don't know how to wash!!  ???
Every time I read a post like this I think of the guy I had who had a bit of bogroll stuck between his arse-cheeks..
Not a clean bit of bog-roll either..
I mean, c'mon, you know where you're going and what you're going to be doing don't you?!  ::)
(and I know that's pretty mild compared to some things lol, but that's just the one that always pops in my head  :))

Omg! I have exactly the same!

An old reg of mine, and he would want anal play aswell! And just like you said, every time I read things on this topic, I get a flash back of his hairy ass crack with a tiny bit of bog roll enfused! Mmmmmmmm, yummy! Haha xox
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: VioletteUK on 08 December 2014, 07:09:56 am
I just take their hands off my head and tell them nicely I cant do deapthroat. I provide GFE not PSE and I dont advertise I do deepthroat.
They never try again.
You ladies are too nice. I stop, smack their hands hard until they remove them, then continue. They don't do it a second time.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Clarabella on 10 December 2014, 10:44:10 am
When they frantically start taking their clothes off in front of you while you try to exchange a few pleasantries as soon as they get in the door.  Jeez, just relax and wait for me to leave the room at least! 

And when they're booked for an hour, you've taken the money and are laying a towel on the bed or removing pillows or something and they're out the door heading down your hallway towards the shower without knowing where they are going.  It's like, can you just wait 10 seconds and I'll show you where it is!  I find that a bit rude.  Slow down we've got a whole hour  ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: roxy666 on 10 December 2014, 10:50:10 am
When clients turn up with a full blown cold, chest infection or any other contagious illness and its in full swing so they know they are unwell and contagious. I know they aren't being a Dick doing it on purpose, it's just a lack of thinking and consideration for us.

Last year when I had a couple colds over the winter season, I was honest and told them before they made the booking and said I understood if they wanted to wait until I was well again, as most don't want to catch my cold.

This year I've decided, anyone who arrives with a cold or anything, I'm going to politely turn them away and explain why.

I find it so annoying, we are self employed and them giving us their lurgy will cost us a couple weeks work!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: DustedWithSugar on 10 December 2014, 06:49:08 pm
I had a "lovely" gentelman yesterday. He changed booking from 1 h to 30 min. Turned up late. Came pretty quickly and then demanded for 15 min to give him some money back. Doesn't matter that I don't do 15 min quickies. Haggled for remaining 10 minutes and then gave me offer I couldn't refuse - he's SO GOOD at sex, so if I WILL pay him 20? he's gonna stay half an hour LONGER.
I'm so lucky!!!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 10 December 2014, 06:51:05 pm
I had a "lovely" gentelman yesterday. He changed booking from 1 h to 30 min. Turned up late. Came pretty quickly and then demanded for 15 min to give him some money back. Doesn't matter that I don't do 15 min quickies. Haggled for remaining 10 minutes and then gave me offer I couldn't refuse - he's SO GOOD at sex, so if I WILL pay him 20? he's gonna stay half an hour LONGER.
I'm so lucky!!!

That goes beyond "annoying" and into the zone of scary. Because if someone demands money back in a situation like that and I'm like, "nope" and then he doesn't take that well, I'm worried about how to get him out of there. Glad you're OK. XX
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: DustedWithSugar on 10 December 2014, 08:09:26 pm
That goes beyond "annoying" and into the zone of scary. Because if someone demands money back in a situation like that and I'm like, "nope" and then he doesn't take that well, I'm worried about how to get him out of there. Glad you're OK. XX
He was more in "begging" mode than demanding and scary, but I know they can change like flip of a coin!
Anyway, that just cracked me up - I'm gonna pay HIM to stay longer. Some guys and their egos  ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: MsDee on 12 December 2014, 08:58:58 am
Annoys me..

cheesy willies, I am lactose intolerant
Smelly armpits and smelly private parts
and when you are giving them a blowy they bop around as if they are riding a rodeo horse, i mean sometimes I am in serious danger of losing a tooth or two.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 12 December 2014, 02:24:23 pm
Yeah, like they're fuckin your throat..! Let me do my thing and you'll enjoy it, guaranteed lol, just lie there and
take it, instead of making this thrusting movement up my throat, it's a blowjob, which makes it my job not yours lol  ;)
If you want to give me directions fine, but don't start fucking my throat, just tell me if you want it deeper, harder,
faster, slower or whatever..
Pffff As if a WG wouldn't know how to give a BJ better than they would, bloody control freaks  ;)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BJC on 12 December 2014, 03:33:03 pm
Opposite of the throat fuckers- last week I had a client who kept asking me to deep throat him, then he started moaning "oh yeah baby, gag on my cock"... He had a 3.5 inch (at the most!) penis! Didn't want to state the obvious so I tried my best to fake gag on his little willy. Strange boy!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: heather3 on 12 December 2014, 05:11:27 pm
I had a client the other day who just smelt of garlic - it was so overpowering - I even asked him to use some more mouthwash but it wouldn't shift it - I just had to grin and bear it - I find that so annoying - it put me off sex and food! :)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kay on 12 December 2014, 05:13:31 pm
Opposite of the throat fuckers- last week I had a client who kept asking me to deep throat him, then he started moaning "oh yeah baby, gag on my cock"... He had a 3.5 inch (at the most!) penis! Didn't want to state the obvious so I tried my best to fake gag on his little willy. Strange boy!

I think I had a date with him once.  :D Someone with the same endowment regaled me with tales of various escapades with his old FWB, including her vomiting over his cock after she tried deepthroating him. Got to see it for myself and I was like, WTF? I can't deepthroat at all but got all of him in no problem! I also remember the man with a pencil dick who complained that condoms were uncomfortable because of his "girth". Right...
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 12 December 2014, 05:58:27 pm
Lol oh these guys make me laugh.. The "throatfucker" I was on about had a very small willy as well, hence why he was
maybe trying to get it deeper down, but it being so small it was already as deep down as it could possibly go!
It was one of those ones you hold between thumb and forefinger instead of in the palm of your hand, and I know
he was uncomfortable as he likes to play the big man, drives a big motor etc...  ;D
Poor blokes, they just don't realise that the size of their dick doesn't make them any more or less of a man, their
personalities do!!  ;)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: hollybolly on 12 December 2014, 08:02:12 pm
Ah yes. Wee man syndrome. It's becoming an epidemic it seems.  ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 13 December 2014, 07:46:07 pm
Not wipe their feet when they come in!!!!!  :FF
I just spent half an hour scrubbing my carpet coz a guy came in with his workie-boots, with fuckin shit on them  >:(
Raging... !!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 14 December 2014, 02:31:55 pm
Not wipe their feet when they come in!!!!!  :FF
I just spent half an hour scrubbing my carpet coz a guy came in with his workie-boots, with fuckin shit on them  >:(
Raging... !!

I would be, too! I'm lucky to work from a tower block of flats so they get plenty of opportunity for their feet to dry/de-muck before entering my flat.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: MsDee on 15 December 2014, 09:34:23 am
Don't laugh but just licked a mans balls and I think when he wiped his shitty arse he wiped to the front not the back  :-\ :-X
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 15 December 2014, 12:49:36 pm
Ugh!!  :(  And I'm moaning about having it on my carpet  ;)
You poor thing!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lil Lolita on 16 December 2014, 03:30:30 pm
Not wipe their feet when they come in!!!!!  :FF
I just spent half an hour scrubbing my carpet coz a guy came in with his workie-boots, with fuckin shit on them  >:(
Raging... !!

I hope you don't mean actual shit?!  :-X Or just the usual old dirt from outside like mud? Just I remember when I worked for an agency earlier last year, I had an incall (in another girls flat) and a client came in... and walked dog poo everywhere. I wanted to be sick as it stank. I very subtly pointed it out and I don't know who was more embarrassed! I just felt sorry for the poor girl who's flat it was!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 16 December 2014, 06:38:57 pm
Yeah I meant actual shit lol. I didn't realise until after he'd left, I thought it was just mud, and said to him; "Don't worry,
I'll let it dry in and hoover it up later"..
But then when he'd gone I got a babywipe and tried to wipe it off, and the smell just hit me, definitely shit!!  >:(
Not happy!
But I'd still rather have it on my carpet than lick it off some guys balls  ;)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Phoenix on 16 December 2014, 07:09:40 pm
I had a 2 hour booking the other day and every time the guy decided a change of position was in order, he would jiggle my right breast  - rather like a grown-up ruffles a kiddie's hair- as a prompt.
I felt like asking him for an ice-cream for good behaviour at the end of the session  :-\
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Reni on 16 December 2014, 10:00:51 pm
I have a two hour booking tomorrow. He has emailed me loads already, changing time from 12 to 11 then wanting 10am after i said no I dont mind deleting the booking he can make it work. Then asking do I want him clean shaven or little growth as hd he doesn't want to give me stubble rash! Will I be wearing this and that for him. I'm thinking he may turn out to be a timewaster if not then hard work. I hope I'm wrong, he has a couple of good feedback, I know we take these with a pinch of salt, but loathed to cancel him now. I'm hoping he doesn't call to confirm at the right time...
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: DustedWithSugar on 20 December 2014, 06:30:56 pm
Bloody idiot shot me with his load in my eye!!! It was accident but I'm still mad as hell, with bloody eye and next client in one hour! Not the most sexy look I must say  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BJC on 20 December 2014, 07:46:05 pm
Bloody idiot shot me with his load ineye!!! It was accident but I'm still mad as hell, with bloody eye and next client in one hour! Not the most sexy look I must say  :FF

This has happened to me before. Bloody awful! Try not to rub at it, and make sure you wash it out with lukewarm water.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: MsDee on 20 December 2014, 10:17:28 pm
Try getting rid of the smell when he shoots up your nose by accident or it dribbles into your ear :/
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: DustedWithSugar on 20 December 2014, 11:11:21 pm
Try getting rid of the smell when he shoots up your nose by accident or it dribbles into your ear :/
it's so true, that guy who shot me in the eye, he managed to get his cum even inside of my nose! smell is awful!

BJC, thanks for advice, washing with water really helped  :)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lil Lolita on 22 December 2014, 12:42:42 pm
Try getting rid of the smell when he shoots up your nose by accident or it dribbles into your ear :/
it's so true, that guy who shot me in the eye, he managed to get his cum even inside of my nose! smell is awful!

BJC, thanks for advice, washing with water really helped  :)

I like to carry some hypoallergenic eye drops with me as well in case this happens. I wash with lukewarm water, then apply 1-2 eyedrops, they will definitely soothe the eye and reduce redness.

But yep, that's happened to me before and very annoying!! What's worse is if you wear contact lenses; before I discovered the whole water and eyedrops thing, I went to the doctor not long after it happened and he gave me some prescription eyedrops... bad idea if you wear contacts, as it looked as though I had a fluorescent yellow lens in!  :o
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: French Delight on 02 January 2015, 06:38:10 pm
Apart from poor hygiene and the usual time waster, what upset me is the "Quizz Champion" type (I have a lot !) during a meeting. I'm usually happy to chat but these questions sound boring to me so I give silly answers :D

- Are you French ?
(No, it's only a marketing term. As you can hear it I'm chinese)

- Do you miss snails/frog legs/whatever the clich? about french food ?
(I'm vegetarian. That's not silly it's true lol)

- Do you come from Paris ?
(No, from a little village with such a name that even locals don't know where it is)

- Why did you move to England ?
(Because I'm hiding after a prison break, Interpol is after me)

- Are you married ? Do you have children ?
(No I'm lesbian)

- Where is your family ?
(in the garden, fertilizing the tomatoes plants)

- How long have you been doing "THIS" ?
(chatting to you ? 2 mn, I think it's time for the paperwork)

- What is your real name ?
(It's unpronounceable in english, do you speak parseltongue ?)

- What did/will you have for lunch/dinner ?
(nothing, I thought you were going to feed me)

Some of them stare at me shocked, sometimes it's good to be naughty ! :D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Holly T on 03 January 2015, 03:50:34 pm
When they deliberately take an age to get dressed.

Today, the next client arrived and left.  Not a happy bunny.  >:( And these bookings weren't even back to back.

Was very tempted to grab the rest of his clothes and throw them on the doorstep after half an hour.  He left insisting that he'd be back - I don't think so. 
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 03 January 2015, 05:03:26 pm
When they deliberately take an age to get dressed.

Today, the next client arrived and left.  Not a happy bunny.  >:( And these bookings weren't even back to back.

Was very tempted to grab the rest of his clothes and throw them on the doorstep after half an hour.  He left insisting that he'd be back - I don't think so.

You should've!! (grabbed his clothes and threw him out).
You lost a booking through him, that's out of order!  >:(
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Holly T on 03 January 2015, 05:18:04 pm
Thanks, Siorse.  Think I've become too soft (in more ways than one) over the festive period.  Ah well, lesson learned and now that I'm back at it a little more I intend to get back to my assertive self quick sharp!  :D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: MsDee on 03 January 2015, 06:07:20 pm
Had a client today who had a prince albert piercing  :-\ he was all like you will love it, no i wont it hurts, i have tried but he insisted it will be ok.  I feel very uncomfortable down there tonight on top of that one of my molars is chipped from the fecking thing clunking against my teeth when giving oral.  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Judyohhh on 04 January 2015, 12:54:28 am
The all-time record I had for a client taking his time before/after was when I first started working.  Normally, someone only takes 10 minutes, 15 tops, to "freshen up" beforehand.  This guy easily took 20 minutes -- said he had to shave, blah, blah, blah.  Then afterward, I swear he was in there for 30-35 minutes!  I was like, "WTF???".  Seemed like a nice businessman type, but still couldn't figure it out.  Never happened again, thank gawd!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 06 January 2015, 11:55:12 am
Sending photo's of their dicks on my phone, with comments like; "you could have my 9" cock in your mouth at 11.15"
Oh thanks so much, I'm honoured...  ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Erotic flower on 06 January 2015, 12:01:07 pm
I had a 2 hour booking the other day and every time the guy decided a change of position was in order, he would jiggle my right breast  - rather like a grown-up ruffles a kiddie's hair- as a prompt.
I felt like asking him for an ice-cream for good behaviour at the end of the session  :-\
jiggling the breast, ive had one twist the nipple like it was tuning a fm radio station in !

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 06 January 2015, 01:08:28 pm
Sending photo's of their dicks on my phone, with comments like; "you could have my 9" cock in your mouth at 11.15"
Oh thanks so much, I'm honoured...  ::)

My phone doesn't automatically receive images - thank God! I have to log in to some web page to see them. So I just say (if I bother to reply at all) "sorry - my phone can't display images!"
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kazzle on 06 January 2015, 10:39:09 pm
Quote
jiggling the breast, ive had one twist the nipple like it was tuning a fm radio station in !

That reminds me of my student days (so long ago) when I accidently walked in on a friend and her boyfriend. She was naked and her boyfriend was wearing her bra over his ears like a WW2 pilot while he twisted her nipples saying "come in control, come in control"

I think everyone blushed and I walked out. We never talked about it.  ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: DustedWithSugar on 07 January 2015, 02:28:41 am
today i had another one who tried to tune radio with my nipples
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 09 January 2015, 11:48:56 am
Making a booking, then saying "I've got a meeting, don't know what time it'll finish so I'll let you know if I'll still make it"
Will I keep it free for you?
"yes".
Oh so it's alright for them to not miss meetings and appointments but I've got to knock potential bookings back coz he
"might or might not make it".
He knows where I am, so I don't want to risk him turning up with a double booking..
He did book after all . Murder!  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 09 January 2015, 12:12:58 pm
Making a booking, then saying "I've got a meeting, don't know what time it'll finish so I'll let you know if I'll still make it"
Will I keep it free for you?
"yes".
Oh so it's alright for them to not miss meetings and appointments but I've got to knock potential bookings back coz he
"might or might not make it".
He knows where I am, so I don't want to risk him turning up with a double booking..
He did book after all . Murder!  :FF

If they say things like "I'm thinking I'll be there between 6-7" or some other vague thing I will ask them to nail it down more precisely. And if they persist in acting like they think they can just reserve the time slot on the possibility or whatever, then depending on my mood I may go ahead and double-book. If someone who is a regular/sounds more sincere/whatever books then I will tell them "sorry babe... something came up. Let me know if 8 works for you, instead." I won't go so far as to let them show up if I know someone else is coming, but I will feel free to blow them off for something better, just as they have demonstrated they are willing to do with me.

Another tactic is to tell them, "I've got to pop to the shops/post office/whatever and I don't want to risk running late. Instead of 7, let's say 7:15." Then, if the other guy shows there's still time to text them and cancel.

But anyone who has indicated unreliability - if I am willing to entertain the idea of seeing them at all - will be "flying standby" unbeknownst to them. This includes people who have cancelled at short notice more than once or no-showed, as well as those who seem to think they can reserve time on the off chance they'll be coming by.

I won't blow off anyone who sounds sincere, even for a regular or a longer booking. I may try to rearrange a half hour if it's the only way to do a longer booking, but I won't push the point and will honour the first booking made.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 09 January 2015, 12:19:57 pm
Thing was, this one sounded totally sincere last night (that's when he booked, he was even gonna book through AW), and he was probably genuine, but they
seem to think we don't have an agenda to stick to as much as they do!!
He just text and let me know he can't make it (that's something ::)), and that he's hoping to book next week and I'd been great.
Great.
No big loss though, coz I've still got another booking, and didn't have to turn anyone down because of him, but they can make life
bloody hard for ye with their solid bookings turning into, might not make it, leave ye hanging, can't make it!  ;)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kay on 09 January 2015, 02:18:43 pm
OK, so this is REALLY trivial, but it winds me up when a client grabs a handful of my (not cheap, and strong) Kleenex to wipe their cocks! Firstly, I have wet wipes right next to the tissues, and they're better for the job, and secondly, as they're good quality, you only need to use one tissue at a time. A small bugbear, but one that's growing...
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 09 January 2015, 02:31:13 pm
OK, so this is REALLY trivial, but it winds me up when a client grabs a handful of my (not cheap, and strong) Kleenex to wipe their cocks! Firstly, I have wet wipes right next to the tissues, and they're better for the job, and secondly, as they're good quality, you only need to use one tissue at a time. A small bugbear, but one that's growing...

Then put them out of reach. :) Like, on the floor by the bed and with the wet wipes on the bedside table.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Guava on 09 January 2015, 08:44:52 pm
Even worse was the client who chose to wipe himself on the white bath towel, even though I have tissues and wet wipes next to bed.  After many washes and various stain removal products, I gave up and chucked the towel as I couldn't get rid of the stains.   >:(

Learned my lesson though.  Now I make sure I move the bath towels well out of reach.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 10 January 2015, 12:36:29 pm
OK, so this is REALLY trivial, but it winds me up when a client grabs a handful of my (not cheap, and strong) Kleenex to wipe their cocks! Firstly, I have wet wipes right next to the tissues, and they're better for the job, and secondly, as they're good quality, you only need to use one tissue at a time. A small bugbear, but one that's growing...

Yeah, I keep them in my "box of goodies" (condoms, lube, babywipes etc.), just under the bed, when they're done I get the wipes
out, take them out myself and hand them to them, and ask if they need any more..
Was getting sick of having to buy a packet a day, coz they can't manage to get out ONE at a time, but a bundle of 20 odds like
you said!  ;) 
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Anna Condar on 15 January 2015, 07:14:10 pm
I've got a regular who's really getting on my nerves lately.

Him: "Are you free this weekend?"

"yes, Saturday and Sunday, all day/night so far.

Him: "I'm working on Saturday"

"What about Sunday?"

Him: "Stocktake".

Then why did you fucking ask, idiot!? This is the 'nice guy' that kept texting me between appts as I've previously posted and I had to tell him to pack it in. I lost it today as this is the second time he's done this and I'm at a loss to understand why  ???  I wound up saying that if he wants an appt to check his diary, book the appt and that I wasn't available to chat.  It's tyre-kicking and it makes me fume. :FF

Nice little ego boost for him "she's available; I could see her if I wanted".  Perhaps I'm being paranoid, but perhaps he's been the one bad mouthing me and is checking to see whether it's working...hmmm.  ??? :'(

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hotblondie on 15 January 2015, 08:37:08 pm
I would have blocked him.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Anna Condar on 15 January 2015, 09:42:59 pm
I would have blocked him.
I'm getting there fast, tbh. I'm fed up with this; but I'm not sure what to make of his behaviour.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 17 January 2015, 04:01:33 pm
I've got a regular who's really getting on my nerves lately.

Him: "Are you free this weekend?"

"yes, Saturday and Sunday, all day/night so far.

Him: "I'm working on Saturday"

"What about Sunday?"

Him: "Stocktake".

Then why did you fucking ask, idiot!? This is the 'nice guy' that kept texting me between appts as I've previously posted and I had to tell him to pack it in. I lost it today as this is the second time he's done this and I'm at a loss to understand why  ???  I wound up saying that if he wants an appt to check his diary, book the appt and that I wasn't available to chat.  It's tyre-kicking and it makes me fume. :FF

Nice little ego boost for him "she's available; I could see her if I wanted".  Perhaps I'm being paranoid, but perhaps he's been the one bad mouthing me and is checking to see whether it's working...hmmm.  ??? :'(

I'm getting a lot of them recently!!! When are you free?
Well it would be handier if you let me know when you would like to book, instead of me telling you when I'm booked etc..
Ok, I'll get back to you..
Had loads of them..!!! And they come to nothing, it's driving me nuts!!
You're probably right, and they're on some kind of power-trip, knowing they "can have us" when they please...
Some people..  ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 17 January 2015, 06:48:59 pm
I had a client I saw, really nice guy and so I was happy when he was talking about booking for an overnight. Then kept emailing, chatting and always some reason the overnight will have to be rescheduled. If I stopped replying he'd bring up booking again. The last time he did it I decided that if he didn't actually book that time, I was done replying all together. Haven't heard from him since!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Layla Luv on 18 January 2015, 05:32:02 am
Client: Are you available
Me: no sorry I'm not available  (personal or work not there business )
Client: Can't you just fit me in.......

if I've obviously told you I'm not available why would I just suddenly want to fit you in that drives me absolutely insane, especially if it's done multiple times.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 18 January 2015, 12:52:35 pm
Client: Are you available
Me: no sorry I'm not available  (personal or work not there business )
Client: Can't you just fit me in.......

if I've obviously told you I'm not available why would I just suddenly want to fit you in that drives me absolutely insane, especially if it's done multiple times.

I've been asked this a lot too. Best one is 'ok can I just come for 15 minutes then?' Um... NO. I don't offer 15 minute quickies.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 18 January 2015, 04:47:41 pm
Lol yeah I get them a lot too, or this one; "can I see you now?"
                                                             "No, sorry, I've got a booking coming in 10 mins"
                                                             "Can you not tell him to come half an hour later?"   ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: hollybolly on 20 January 2015, 06:53:01 pm
I took most of January off as it has just been TW central. So many "Can I come see you now?" "No as I already said I am not available untill Thursday". "I thought you only worked Tuesdays? "What? No that is incorrect" "So...what about now??" I swiftly hang up.  :FF Seriously I can't be bothered this month. Role on payday so the decent ones get in touch haha.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 20 January 2015, 07:12:56 pm
I don't know if I've mentioned this already or not but I hate when clients lean on my hips with all their weight in doggy style - like they're trying to drive me down into the mattress. Stupid idiots!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 20 January 2015, 07:24:02 pm
I don't know if I've mentioned this already or not but I hate when clients lean on my hips with all their weight in doggy style - like they're trying to drive me down into the mattress. Stupid idiots!

I'm getting physio for tendonitis in my shoulder and I had a client do this the other day. It really started to hurt.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 20 January 2015, 08:54:29 pm
When they basically request I wear every outfit I have at the same time! Got one tomorrow who's asked for, latex dress, suspenders, thigh boots, latex gloves, crutch less knickers, peephole bra!

How the fuck can I wear all that and still walk! X
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 21 January 2015, 03:14:35 pm
When they basically request I wear every outfit I have at the same time! Got one tomorrow who's asked for, latex dress, suspenders, thigh boots, latex gloves, crutch less knickers, peephole bra!

How the fuck can I wear all that and still walk! X

I'd invite him in/show up at his place or hotel dressed nicely then go and change into what he requested.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lil Lolita on 24 January 2015, 04:36:29 pm
Here's another one- ask for bareback when it's in my 'absolutely not' list, and in the FAQ's. And the ones offering more money for without. Piss off! I value my health and so should you!!  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Sassy Slapper on 25 January 2015, 07:51:54 am
Ive had a slew of

 "are you available today?"

"yes, what time would you like?"

"now"

"oh, i can do in 15 minutes"

"ahh, sorry, too late for me, sorry can't hang around that long"

"?????????????????"
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 25 January 2015, 08:15:02 am
Ive had a slew of

 "are you available today?"

"yes, what time would you like?"

"now"

"oh, i can do in 15 minutes"

"ahh, sorry, too late for me, sorry can't hang around that long"

"?????????????????"

Then why don't they say, "Are you available right now?"

I love when they call, find out that I need 15-30 minutes, say that's too long to wait, and then call me back 15-30 minutes later. (Because they failed to find someone else available RIGHT NOW). They always seem to think that since I said I could be ready in 30 minutes, that I will be ready when they call back. Well, no. I didn't jump up off the couch and put on my lingerie when they first called because they didn't make a booking.

Sometimes I say, "Aw, gee - I'm sorry. Someone else just called and put in a booking."

To be honest, I'm usually pretty much relieved that they didn't book because they sound like twats in hurry to find any old hole they can.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hotblondie on 25 January 2015, 08:46:07 am
When I got this questions: are you free now? , I ask them if they are in front of my door? Which they are not.
So being free now is of no help to them.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Sassy Slapper on 25 January 2015, 02:26:01 pm
What cracks me up though is ....

a... they are not already on my street so likely have a ten minute drive anyway
b...will probably spend the next 20 minutes calling around till they find a girl who says yes she is free now and then drive ten minutes to get to her house which means...well, its obvious isnt it.

men are such plonkers sometimes.   :FF ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Erotic flower on 25 January 2015, 04:22:50 pm
Are you free(available now)?
what time they want to book ?
they then say evening when they have called in the morning, how is that now you ask me !! ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Treetop on 25 January 2015, 07:49:04 pm
Got one today from a reg.

Client -    Are you free hun? I can be there in ten mins 
Me -        (thinking of this post and fact I have my stockings on underneath, I can get my make up and hair done in under 5 mins.) Sure darling just make your way over. See you soon.

Knock on door literally 30 seconds later... me opening it holding a power drill, pollyfiller on one eyebrow dressed in an ancient pair of tatty teddy fleece pjs. Guys face was priceless.

If they say a time frame why can't they stick with it?! Do they think I sit around all day primed to go? I hate it when they are early!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Anna Condar on 26 January 2015, 11:04:33 pm

If they say a time frame why can't they stick with it?! Do they think I sit around all day primed to go? I hate it when they are early!
I honestly think they do. We're just there for their massive cocks and Lothario sex appeal, obv. Panting and throwing off our clothes to reveal a scantily clad body whilst yelling, "take me!".  ::)

You can see I'm getting a bit pissed off of late, eh... ;D

What is driving me mad of late is the amount of deference I'm expected to give - that's really beginning to grate on me...I had a new client show up 90 mins late and I told him in a VM en route and when he arrived that I could now only offer 40 mins rather than the hour he wanted. He really was a miserable git. Oddly, left good FB but has emailed since to say he didn't feel he should have to pay my ?100/40 min fee - but said nothing at the time! Wants to see me again, but 'doesn't feel quite right'. I blocked him after sending a response; I had enough of this with PD. It's crawling with oddballs out there at the moment.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 27 January 2015, 09:25:54 am
I got one recently that sounded really nice on the phone, we had a chat about the football that had gotten crazy that day and then he booked. Shows up to mine and proceeds to spend the next hour slobbering all over me (he showed up late so luckily I got it down to an hour from the 90 minutes he originally booked), ramming his tongue far enough down my throat that I could barely breathe etc.

Then at the end of the booking starts going on about how I'm 'just his type' and hinting that he wants me as a fb. That experience was bloody traumatic, I won't be letting him pay again, never mind doing him for free. 
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: chloe94 on 27 January 2015, 01:53:21 pm
Took a booking over the phone this morning, arranged for 2pm. A few hours before he texts saying he's nervous and will my partner be in (always makes me feel a bit suspicious when they ask this) so I tell him it'll just be me.
1:10pm he texts saying he's here now.. 50 mins early! I was still with my last client! I'm ready now (at 1:50) but he can wait till his booked time to come :FF

It's so unbelievably rude to just turn up ridiculously early. 10 mins early is fine as some clients think they have to come early if they want to shower but 50 mins?!?!

And my last client had to be nearly booted out as he wasn't getting the hint that his time was up!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jenny 2 on 27 January 2015, 03:06:35 pm
Assume I don't have a social/personal/love/family/home/private/friends life................ and seriously think the offer of a free meal is going to make me drop everything and jump at it ? 

As I said to a friend today, I'd rather sit at home and watch Coronation St (which incidentally I hate but apologies to all you Corrie fans) or paint dry then go out to dinner for NOWT! 

They actually get surprised when I say no thanks, don't mix business and pleasure........... but if you paying for my time then hell yes please! 

 :FF

Got to laugh !
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 28 January 2015, 03:35:24 pm
Had a guy call up and book for 3 hours, I felt off about it but for some reason I convinced myself to do it.

He turns up at the hotel then asks for an hour instead and pays. 5 minutes later he tells me he only has half an hour on his parking and can he have 30 minutes instead. I tell him no, that I don't offer 30 minutes.

So the booking carries on and no more comments about his parking. Then at the end of the booking he asks for a shower. He is in the shower 20 minutes before I ask how long he will be... 15 minutes later and he's still in the shower. So I tell him I'm leaving.

The next morning I felt stupid for leaving him in there and expected the room to be trashed when I went back to check out, luckily it wasn't. But now I think it's a con to get laid and get the hotel room to pimp from or whatever... I can't think of any other logical explanation.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 28 January 2015, 03:48:35 pm
Today, BREATHE  ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: englishrebecca121 on 28 January 2015, 04:02:03 pm
things they do to annoy?

NO SHOWS!!

i just dont get it why bloody booked in the first place! more annoyingly had 1 todAay and its my 1st day back after a long break :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 28 January 2015, 04:12:09 pm
I once had a whole day of no shows... I don't understand why they do it? One or two I can understand, something came up or anything could have happened. But after a whole day of them I was left wondering what on earth was the point????
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Red KB on 28 January 2015, 05:10:02 pm
Idiots who get off on just knowing you're sat there waiting. I do minimal preparation and then watch TV whilst I wait so at least if they don't show I'm already doing something else.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: niccis on 28 January 2015, 05:43:20 pm
I once had a whole day of no shows... I don't understand why they do it? One or two I can understand, something came up or anything could have happened. But after a whole day of them I was left wondering what on earth was the point????
Omg know the feeling... the other day I have been having so many tws I was actually shocked when 1 late comer actually turned out to be genuine!! Lol i was convinced he was having me on keeping me waiting around and then there he actually was?!?! I didnt know whether to b happy with him or mad at him hahahaha he was lucky I was having so many other idiots that day 2 make him seem better in comparisson jeez  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: niccis on 28 January 2015, 05:55:18 pm
Had a guy call up and book for 3 hours, I felt off about it but for some reason I convinced myself to do it.

He turns up at the hotel then asks for an hour instead and pays. 5 minutes later he tells me he only has half an hour on his parking and can he have 30 minutes instead. I tell him no, that I don't offer 30 minutes.

So the booking carries on and no more comments about his parking. Then at the end of the booking he asks for a shower. He is in the shower 20 minutes before I ask how long he will be... 15 minutes later and he's still in the shower. So I tell him I'm leaving.

The next morning I felt stupid for leaving him in there and expected the room to be trashed when I went back to check out, luckily it wasn't. But now I think it's a con to get laid and get the hotel room to pimp from or whatever... I can't think of any other logical explanation.

When i first read this i thought (sorry) u must b a bit mad 2 leave him in there and loose the room 2 him... but then i was thinking what would I do?... i dnt rly know but its safer 2 get out of there if u have a bad gut feeling ... Im not sure there is any way u cud get him out physically so aside from begging if he didnt want to go ur kindve stuck! And it would become seriously awkward if hotel staff were involved (plus then u wud prob end up getting kicked out anyway and loosing the room) so I can rly sympathise with the dilema here I have no idea what i wud do... maybe wait outside the room for a while see if he leaves? ... did u have to cancel any later bookings that wud b rly anoying!

Ur rly lucky the room was ok though ..I dnt know how u can get around this happening except 4 not allow shower after the meet... but thats going 2 b unpopular with some guys too..
Well hope this doesnt happen 4 u again anyway, stay safe x
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 28 January 2015, 06:24:11 pm
I was done with the room for the day, that's the only reason I left so easily.

This won't happen again due to the fact that I never take bookings I feel unsure of anymore. I go with my gut now.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 30 January 2015, 12:00:18 pm
When it's totally dead, and you decide to go out coz there's no business anyway, and as soon as you're dressed and put your
jacket on, they all start phoning!!  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jenny 2 on 30 January 2015, 02:03:11 pm
The ones that hint............. at things hoping you will oblige...............

You ever get that line ................ OH I could stay and do this all afternoon/evening/morning

Yeah mate, you can and it's extra ........................ !!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: DustedWithSugar on 02 February 2015, 10:57:24 am
You ever get that line ................ OH I could stay and do this all afternoon/evening/morning
oh yes I get this often: "I could do this all night", "I could spend all afternoon with you"
my only reply is "well. that'd expensive" with lovely smile.
how quickly they back off!!  ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: MsDee on 02 February 2015, 11:23:02 am
you know what really niggles me, when they shower and they can not even have the shower curtain on the inside of the bath not outside so that your whole floor does not get drenched.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 02 February 2015, 12:29:16 pm
Why do men throw wet towels on the bed?

To be fair, I don't have a hamper convenient for them and they probably don't want to throw it on the floor.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 02 February 2015, 04:31:00 pm
When they can't even dry themselves properly and get in your bed wet.

When they dump used condoms on the floor of your place.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: bluebottle on 04 February 2015, 12:29:46 am
Being truthful but in an autistic way....

Me: Did you shower before coming here?

Client: Yes

Me: When

Client: 9 hours ago

Me: Do you think your clean?

Client: Yes.

Me: Get in the shower

.....I used to be coy about asking but now I don't care.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jenny 2 on 04 February 2015, 01:39:57 pm
Being truthful but in an autistic way....

Me: Did you shower before coming here?

Client: Yes

Me: When

Client: 9 hours ago

Love it! 

Me: Do you think your clean?

Client: Yes.

Me: Get in the shower

.....I used to be coy about asking but now I don't care.

LOVE IT! 
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jenny 2 on 04 February 2015, 01:44:25 pm
Bullshit a lot of bullshit about an inflated bullshit of a life which is completely fabricated ! :FF 

I don't believe that you really are in all honesty ........................

James Bond/The PM in disguise/A member of the Royal Family/David Beckhams mentor/Multimillionaire who mixes with numerous celebrities................. and more.............LOL

I was telling my friend about this the other day and she said I should play that song ........ everytime the bullshitters are in a booking

It don't impress me much !!!  (Shania Twain )   !!!!

Making myself laugh out loud here girls !!!!!!!!!

Keep safe
Jenny xxx
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 04 February 2015, 01:58:07 pm
Best line I had was a guy who claimed he procured zoo animals for rich Arabs... could be insane enough to be possible...
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 04 February 2015, 05:43:38 pm
I get annoyed when they can't take a sincere compliment but instead give a cynical smirk and indicate that I'm just saying that shit because I'm a prossie.

If I say, "you have lovely eyes" and they say, "Oh, I'm sure you say that to everyone" then I will reply, "No. Only the ones with lovely eyes. The others, I find something else to compliment."

I really hate it when you tell them their cocks are big and they scoff at the very IDEA that anything smaller than a lamp post could be too big for my cavernous whore hole. Because they compare themselves to what they see in porn.  ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Red KB on 05 February 2015, 12:42:35 pm
When they assume I must offer BDSM services just because I look alternative.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 05 February 2015, 04:12:50 pm
Yeah, not drying themselves properly, then complaining they're cold, and throwing wet towels on the floor!  >:(
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: bluebottle on 06 February 2015, 12:12:08 am
Luxuriating in my shower for 20 minutes.
('What is he doing in there?')

Then I went to his house-share and the bathroom
was infested with big, hairy, green, super-mould.

Not just little bits...
All round the bath, shower and walls. :o

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Miss-M on 06 February 2015, 04:00:25 am
This really annoys me;

Had a client ring me, spent a good few texts,emails finding best day/time for a two hour booking, as he can only do during the week, not weekends, then cancel in the morning of booking, with poor excuse, only one text;

HIM: had a bit of an accident, you know what I mean!, sorry can't make tonight.

What accident? No I don't know what you mean? Lol

Then later on that afternoon asks to book tomorrow for two hours told him ( truthfully not pushing him away or lying to him ) that I'm not free till Tuesday morning five days from now,

HIM ; ok can we just do the original time today, go back to our normal appointment?
ME ; sorry that slot has been filled now, Tuesday morning earliest time I can fit you in.
HIM ; but I only cancelled this morning? A few hours ago, can't you cancel the other person as that was my time?
ME ; excuse me? Your time? You cancelled so rebooked somebody , plus I don't appreciate you saying its your time, you cancel a booking it gets filled, works through life that way with anything.

No reply, but did get phone call 1955 from him ( 5 mins before phone gets switched off ) a good few hours from last text message.

HIM; can I book Tuesday morning then? Sorry for today ( and let's out a whimper on the phone???? )
ME ; nope it's booked up till Tuesday night now I'm afraid! ( just had a confirmed booking about an hour previous lol )
HIM ; bloody hell you get booked quick or is this a decoy? You don't want me to book?
ME ; as explained on previous emails/phone calls only do 3 bookings a day, and I fill slots quick, come back to me when you have decided.

Do clients honestly think we won't fill slots if we have a cancellation? And just keep open there cancellation times? Just in case they have a change of heart? God if that was right I think I'd only work a couple of hours a week!

Sorry for the rant!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Erotic flower on 06 February 2015, 08:51:46 am
its amazing how long they can spend on the phone making their booking and talking about what they want and getting the address yet when they cancel they cant even either call to let us know or give a reason they just text. sorry luv cant make it ( maybe they spent all their top up credit on getting turned on and jerking off no mins left) to tell us they are wasting our time with a dumb excuse  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Erotic flower on 06 February 2015, 08:55:57 am
I get annoyed when they can't take a sincere compliment but instead give a cynical smirk and indicate that I'm just saying that shit because I'm a prossie.

If I say, "you have lovely eyes" and they say, "Oh, I'm sure you say that to everyone" then I will reply, "No. Only the ones with lovely eyes. The others, I find something else to compliment."

I really hate it when you tell them their cocks are big and they scoff at the very IDEA that anything smaller than a lamp post could be too big for my cavernous whore hole. Because they compare themselves to what they see in porn.  ::)
Imagine if we said you are so ugly I am only seeing you  because your paying, the sex techniques you use are useless and wouldn't even arouse a dead creature let alone a sex worker. your performance is a disaster, your cock useless  and don't bother coming back get out lol lol !!!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: MissDee on 06 February 2015, 09:09:57 am
I just got this text for a booking i have sunday-

Ok so I go to reception on the Sunday & ask for you, or call you. Also does the hotel have parking


Yes thicko go to reception and ask for the prossie WTF! Only thing i'm greatful for is the fact i'v been able to tell him NO you do not go to reception and ask for me  :FF

**Edit OMFG!! I have just received another text off another potential client asking the same thing i think the guys in the area i'm touring this week are thick i mean seriously though  ???
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 06 February 2015, 11:42:12 am
its amazing how long they can spend on the phone making their booking and talking about what they want and getting the address yet when they cancel they cant even either call to let us know or give a reason they just text. sorry luv cant make it ( maybe they spent all their top up credit on getting turned on and jerking off no mins left) to tell us they are wasting our time with a dumb excuse  :FF

Yeah that's one of my pet-hates too!! And it's been happening a lot in the last few days..!!  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 07 February 2015, 09:07:39 pm
Ask your real name.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Clarabella on 07 February 2015, 09:28:24 pm
Asking -

1) If I buy or rent my place
2) How much of my earnings do I actually declare (yes, I've had plenty of these, cheeky basturds)
3) How much rent, or how much was my mortgage

I mean WTF, how rude.. just because I'm a working girl, that doesn't mean you have the right to ask personal questions that are bloody considered rude to ask! Why on earth would I tell YOU something so personal.  Honestly, they haven't got a clue  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 08 February 2015, 10:16:45 am
Calling 5 times at 4am so that they are quite obviously trying to wake you up (this idiot succeeded so I just turned the phone off). I keep it on silent but after that many calls the vibrations wake you up... why do people do this?!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Red KB on 08 February 2015, 11:01:50 am
Calling 5 times at 4am so that they are quite obviously trying to wake you up (this idiot succeeded so I just turned the phone off). I keep it on silent but after that many calls the vibrations wake you up... why do people do this?!
My phone goes on silent and in a drawer downstairs so my out of hours time is not disturbed :)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BJC on 09 February 2015, 07:32:49 am
Asking -

1) If I buy or rent my place
2) How much of my earnings do I actually declare (yes, I've had plenty of these, cheeky basturds)
3) How much rent, or how much was my mortgage

I mean WTF, how rude.. just because I'm a working girl, that doesn't mean you have the right to ask personal questions that are bloody considered rude to ask! Why on earth would I tell YOU something so personal.  Honestly, they haven't got a clue  :FF

This REALLY pisses me off. In what situation is it acceptable to ask someone you've just met this kind of stuff? I've found the best way to nip these guys and their lack of social boundaries in the bud is to give an evasive answer and then ask them the same question they've just asked you. It's not always foolproof but the idiots with half a brain usually get the hint!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Clarabella on 09 February 2015, 11:26:27 am
Asking -

1) If I buy or rent my place
2) How much of my earnings do I actually declare (yes, I've had plenty of these, cheeky basturds)
3) How much rent, or how much was my mortgage

I mean WTF, how rude.. just because I'm a working girl, that doesn't mean you have the right to ask personal questions that are bloody considered rude to ask! Why on earth would I tell YOU something so personal.  Honestly, they haven't got a clue  :FF

This REALLY pisses me off. In what situation is it acceptable to ask someone you've just met this kind of stuff? I've found the best way to nip these guys and their lack of social boundaries in the bud is to give an evasive answer and then ask them the same question they've just asked you. It's not always foolproof but the idiots with half a brain usually get the hint!

I know, right?!  I usually just tell them I'd prefer not to answer as it's personal. Or I'll jokingly tell them what a cheeky bugger they are, depending on how likable they are.  It suddenly dawns on them in a big way at that point  ::)  I just wish I didn't have to put them in their place like that as it grinds my gears and greatly decreases potential for a repeat visit.  Some clients are more likable than others, but it still really annoys me that they are that disrespectful and believe it's OK to ask me those things because I obviously don't deserve their manners.   
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 09 February 2015, 11:44:24 am
"Will you be alone in the flat?" That question creeps me out!
Why do they want to know?!  If there was somebody in the other room they wouldn't even know about it!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Erotic flower on 09 February 2015, 12:57:01 pm
"Will you be alone in the flat?" That question creeps me out!
Why do they want to know?!  If there was somebody in the other room they wouldn't even know about it!
this is very off putting, I had said I have a security buddy upstairs if asked what my latest booking is and do I live there by myself.
  I had been asked recently  will I be staying the night at the hotel by a client this worried me.
I don't usually get asked and I cleared off after I finished anyway. 
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 09 February 2015, 01:46:16 pm
Asking if I'm alone is a surefire way of not getting a booking.

I am never asked how much money I make or declare. I get asked how many children I have, where are they (as in are they in my home country or something like that) and then where their father is. If I tell them the truth about their father they always want to know if he knows/minds what I'm doing. Generally, I pretend there is no other man in the world besides the one I'm in a booking with but it's hard to hide when you've had children and so I sometimes get pressed on this issue.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 10 February 2015, 06:03:06 pm
Clients that want to gossip about other hookers in your area!had 1 semi regular do just that this week, I don't get involved x
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 10 February 2015, 08:55:49 pm
When they use your bogroll to dry their hands..!!!  :FF When I've just gave them a clean towel  ::)

As for them asking personal questions etc., I tell them nothing, or make something up that's kinda close to the
truth..
We don't ask them about their private life do we?!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 10 February 2015, 09:37:28 pm
When new clients ask if you're clean, I told a guy via email tonight that no I'm absolutely filthy x
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 10 February 2015, 09:44:48 pm
When new clients ask if you're clean, I told a guy via email tonight that no I'm absolutely filthy x

Hahaha oh brilliant!!  ;D Love it!!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: littleminxjennifer on 10 February 2015, 09:56:00 pm
after tonight?  not answer the bloody door!   :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jenny 2 on 10 February 2015, 11:16:08 pm
Ask me as the booking ends and he's getting dressed, what am I doing the rest of the day ? 

Or fishing to see how many bookings I've had or will have - bloody annoying. 

When they ask if I am busy I say, every day is a busy day in my life! 

Nosey or what!

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: MissLaura on 11 February 2015, 09:38:08 pm
Really hate it when you are giving it your best and they suddenly announce that they've cum, as in completely silently. The silent ones are just as bad as the ones that make the cringeworthy sex noises where I really want to laugh.  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Miss K xXx on 11 February 2015, 11:26:42 pm
Aaaaagh!! I hate when I say to a client.. 'Please give me 3 minutes, then ring the buzzer' But they ring it straight away!

Clients who just stand at the door for ages, without ringing the buzzer. Until you call them and they tell you they are outside. Just ring the buzzer!

When I say, call to confirm. And they text. If I'm waiting for a call, I might not hear the text!

Regular Clients that email me on aw, and wait days for a response when they could simply just call me!  :FF

When I send my client my address, I always put in the text that I will text them as soon as I am ready then they can call for my buzzer number. Then about a half hour before our booking, I text them again to tell them I will text them as soon as I'm ready......that usually makes me pretty clear on the fact so I rarely have people hanging around looking dodgy or phoning/texting me before I'm ready. Usually works well for me x
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Teddy Bear on 12 February 2015, 12:13:10 pm
Ask personal questions like seriously they would call us nosey if we asked everything about their lives.

Asking about my tattoos, mind your own business.

Not knowing how to put on a condom at any age, it's indiscriminate! I can't even comprehend that.

Not having the correct amount of cash and expecting change. I never enter a clients house with any money as have been robbed once before, it's not like they didn't know I was coming I only do outcalls.

Asking for a shared bath/shower. Yes lets get in the shower and ruin my perfectly applied makeup and poker straight hair I spent hours straightening... pffft no thanks.

Grabbing my head and forcing me down during oral. I smack their grubby hands away, get the fuck off my beautiful hair and I know how to give a blow job without adult supervision thank you very much.

Biting my nipples, grabbing my breasts too hard or god help me SCRATCHING my vagina/clitoris. That's right they are all attached to me and that bloody well hurts. Normally the ones who complain if you accidently nick them with your nails or teeth ::).

Finishing and then going to rummage in MY bag for baby wipes >:(. This actually happened and boy did I let him have it for that one.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 12 February 2015, 08:09:43 pm
Asking for a shared bath/shower. Yes lets get in the shower and ruin my perfectly applied makeup and poker straight hair I spent hours straightening... pffft no thanks.

+1
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nora batty on 12 February 2015, 10:26:27 pm
Clients who book an hour then on arrival change to half an hour.  Ok that's fine, but what's not fine is when times up and I offer them a shower they lie on bed saying they in no rush and want to start a chat or ask for a drink.  Usually I say to them I brought an appointment forward whilst they were in the shower and if they want a quick shower they must hurry.

Clients who tell me its not a real job.  Wish the HMRC thought the same mate then I could keep my tax. 

Clients who offer me free sex and a cuddle, because no real man would ever date me because I have sold sex.

Clients who think my vagina has corners.  It does not bend round, stop inserting your penis at such a painful angle.

Clients who make comments like "fuck you are hot,wouldn't mind meeting your daughter does she work?".  These ones are usually trying to get you to react and I usually do!

Clients who believe they are magical in bed and ask to start offering a couple service with me and I can keep 2/3rds of money. 

Clients who steal my knickers.

Clients who show me pictures of their wives and children.  This is so not on.  Yes I am a nice and friendly escort, but you booked me, leave your family out of it.

Clients who talk down to me, usually get offered to leave via balcony or door they can decide
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: chloe94 on 13 February 2015, 04:10:02 pm
Asking for a shared bath/shower. Yes lets get in the shower and ruin my perfectly applied makeup and poker straight hair I spent hours straightening... pffft no thanks.

+1
I get asked for this a lot as my shower is quite big and steamy, yes it sounds lovely but what about when I am dripping wet and panda eyed, I think men forget about that because they get out the shower, dry off and are ready to go. also water isn't a lubricant and condoms in water sounds risky so If I did it it would just be oral, no shower sex sadly :/
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BJC on 13 February 2015, 04:37:55 pm
When I see a youngish client and he suddenly announces (with a smug look on his face) :
"It must be nice for you to see a young guy like me that's alright looking instead of old/dirty/fat/ugly/crap in bed blokes for a change "
Yes, I much prefer cocky, arrogant twats to my usual lovely polite regulars.
And why the he'll would you assume that you're so much better than my other clientele when you know bugger all about them?!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Clarabella on 13 February 2015, 05:23:38 pm
When they text at the time they're supposed to be here and parked letting you know they're going to be 10 minutes late, instead of letting you know beforehand.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 13 February 2015, 05:27:39 pm
It's worse when they don't feel the need to let you know at all, then still think they can show up after having kept you waiting!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Miss K xXx on 13 February 2015, 06:26:00 pm
When I see a youngish client and he suddenly announces (with a smug look on his face) :
"It must be nice for you to see a young guy like me that's alright looking instead of old/dirty/fat/ugly/crap in bed blokes for a change "
Yes, I much prefer cocky, arrogant twats to my usual lovely polite regulars.
And why the he'll would you assume that you're so much better than my other clientele when you know bugger all about them?!

I would much rather have an old, fat and unattractive client any day of the week who is respectful towards me over a young, fit hotty who is a complete arsehole and boundarie pusher.

In my private life then obviously I like guys my own age and fit but when it comes to my work, I much prefer the opposite. The looks are completely irrelevant to me. I'm grossed out by bad hygiene not looks and I can't bear giving myself to someone who's disrespectful so mature respectful and clean gents are right up my street.

I don't like to tar everyone with the same brush and say all young guys are pricks, of course that's not the case.....it's just quite rare in Glasgow to meet a decent young guy who isn't a chancer and a chav. The young respectful ones are definitely a rare breed.

xx
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: martine21 on 14 February 2015, 12:17:21 am
The ones who as soon as the cash is handed over go straight for your lady bits, urm hello i'm not even turned on yet and your going at me like a sander?!

 ::) :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 14 February 2015, 12:21:15 pm
Sucking my lips. This drives me nuts as they don't do it gently and it causes my lips to swell.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: tigerlily on 14 February 2015, 03:15:47 pm
I know some guys get turned on by saying it, but every time I hear the phrase 'good girl' I really want to punch a dick.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 14 February 2015, 03:30:59 pm
I know some guys get turned on by saying it, but every time I hear the phrase 'good girl' I really want to punch a dick.

Yeah, I think I'd much prefer "you dirty bitch."
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: tigerlily on 14 February 2015, 05:03:55 pm
I know some guys get turned on by saying it, but every time I hear the phrase 'good girl' I really want to punch a dick.

Yeah, I think I'd much prefer "you dirty bitch."

Seriously. Much more complimentary :D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 14 February 2015, 06:30:52 pm
I know some guys get turned on by saying it, but every time I hear the phrase 'good girl' I really want to punch a dick.

Haha, I've got one that says that as well, even though I'm probably twice his age..!!!  ;)
Well, maybe about 10 years his senior lol
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kay on 14 February 2015, 06:59:30 pm
I know some guys get turned on by saying it, but every time I hear the phrase 'good girl' I really want to punch a dick.

Hear, hear - especially when you're giving oral. Feck off you patronising twat!

I liked what my client said today: "You love cock, don't you?!"
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: mimi_ on 14 February 2015, 10:08:00 pm
I had a serial eyelid kisser yesterday. Took so many deep breaths I nearly passed out!!!!!!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Miss K xXx on 15 February 2015, 12:27:13 am
I had a serial eyelid kisser yesterday. Took so many deep breaths I nearly passed out!!!!!!

An eyelid kisser? That's new lol x
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Alice G on 15 February 2015, 01:21:52 am
I agree  with others - "good girl" is the worst - would rather be called "you bitch" any day.
It is weird - that if you say to guys - "good boy" especailly in a dom situation, they quite like that - but if you said to them,  "you are a f*****g bastard" they would be fairly pissed off! x
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: LouDelightful on 15 February 2015, 04:56:07 am
I hate it when client's disrespect my place .

Had one client put chewing gum smeared on my bedding !!! Disrespectful much !!!
Throwing they're rubbish on the floor when they're is a perfectly good Bin in perfect reach .
Bad manors!!

Im not a snob just think you should treat someones home with respect especially if your a guest ,
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: MissB on 15 February 2015, 01:35:29 pm
When you leave them feedback and they don't do the same. :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: meetingdiversity on 15 February 2015, 04:25:55 pm
A classic is I cannot get through the gate or get lost finding me. It only turns out they hadn't read the text message clearly. Another is when they get out thier phone to prove my instructions wrong. And then say oh yeah must have missed that. They don't annoy as such just could do without. Simple things then I say you got yourself lost there. Not me.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Clarabella on 16 February 2015, 06:10:59 pm
When they walk straight out of the bathroom after urinating, without washing their hands... but quite keen on washing them just before they leave  >:( 

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: SelenaSx on 20 February 2015, 08:51:25 pm
I work from 9am to 5pm Monday to Thursday... it states that on my profile.  I keep Fridays available for admin, my cleaning ladies and postal deliveries so that my clients will never be disturbed during their sessions..  I do offer Friday appointments but inform the clients of this fact.

things that get on my tits....

1.  Are you free?  texts.... no but I am available... but not at 1:23am in the fooking morning.... If I get texts or phone calls at that time, I send them a text in the morning referring back to my profile where my work times are stated. 

2.  I want to be your Master.  No problem, I am a switch so don't mind having a master..... but when they tell me I have to amend my profile to only offer being a Dom to others... no one else can dom me  and then they don't want to pay to Dom me ... then we have a problem.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: eatmeplease on 20 February 2015, 09:22:14 pm
I absolutely hate this with a passion---when my lovely client wants to lick my face like he's  a dog, then proceed to stick his tongue in my ear lots of saliva every where it literally makes me feel sick ....ffs
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 20 February 2015, 10:34:23 pm
Tongues in my ear actually give me the rage. I honestly want to scream "For fuck's sake can't you just leave ONE FUCKING ORIFICE ALONE?!"
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BBW_Cora on 21 February 2015, 01:43:19 am
Agree..my ears really don't enjoy being licked, sucked or probed by a slimy tongue.. and neither does my belly button! It really spoils the mood for me and I struggle to relax after that happens   :-\
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 21 February 2015, 02:07:15 am
Agree..my ears really don't enjoy being licked, sucked or probed by a slimy tongue.. and neither does my belly button! It really spoils the mood for me and I struggle to relax after that happens   :-\

Nobody touches my belly button. Ever. Not even me. (Yes, I can get it clean.)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Miss K xXx on 22 February 2015, 12:55:22 am
I think the most annoying thing that a client does but this is men in general (not all men obviously) but I hate it when they piss all over my bathroom floor. It grosses me out.

I had someone leave an actual puddle on my bathroom floor recently, so much so.......I had to take a picture of it.

Yuck  :-X
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 20 March 2015, 04:40:39 pm
Something I have just noticed this week... it has probably gone on before but I only noticed now. My medicine cabinet is often open after a booking. The cabinet is just over the toilet so I guess they have a nosy whilst they're having a pee.

Now I want to think of something funny to put in there. Perhaps a sign saying, "Congratulations! You have discovered the Key to a Special Treat! Say the magic word "petunia" when you go back into the bedroom and get a surprise!" Then I can tweak their noses and call them nosey parkers.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: milfy on 20 March 2015, 04:55:11 pm
Something I have just noticed this week... it has probably gone on before but I only noticed now. My medicine cabinet is often open after a booking. The cabinet is just over the toilet so I guess they have a nosy whilst they're having a pee.

Now I want to think of something funny to put in there. Perhaps a sign saying, "Congratulations! You have discovered the Key to a Special Treat! Say the magic word "petunia" when you go back into the bedroom and get a surprise!" Then I can tweak their noses and call them nosey parkers.

That's so funny. A jack in the box would be a great addition too lol But might end with a trip to a&e. Still,serve them right for looking!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 20 March 2015, 04:59:48 pm
Perhaps a precariously balanced pile of jingle bells would be good? Not that I have the time for stacking bells. LOL

I do think I'll put a little post-it note in there, someday. But I'll put something funny and lighthearted on it as I'd rather not actually turn a booking sour.

Perhaps "Hello. Welcome to my medicine cabinet. It is very dull, unless you have a fetish for dental hygiene products. Please remember to wash your hands."
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 20 March 2015, 08:46:51 pm
Stick a giant butt plug in there with a note on it saying 'put this in before you come back'.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 20 March 2015, 08:53:55 pm
Stick a giant butt plug in there with a note on it saying 'put this in before you come back'.

 ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: chloinnyc on 24 March 2015, 11:21:27 pm
I have 3 regulars who have all been annoying the crap out of me lately.  Seems like the regulars can really start pushing our buttons  after a while...

Reg #1 thinks he's way too important with his big Hollywood lifestyle to actually set a time for an appointment, and has asked me to keep multiple days open for him.  Obviously that did not happen.  When he actually nailed down a time he then emailed me at 2 AM the morning before saying "my day is now packed, I will let you know if we wrap early early." My response: "Shockingly I prefer actual plans since I'm also quite busy, not to mention that's just common courtesy.  Let's consider the appointment canceled regardless of when you wrap.  I will be giving preference to people who are able to make concrete bookings moving forward, so unless you can do that I'm not the provider for you."  Haven't heard from him thank god, he can take his movie set and shove it, been there done and that left the film industry b/c of people like HIM!

Reg #2 insists on talking politics for like an hour.  Literally just shoving his opinions down my throat b/c he thinks he's so much older and wiser.  Sorry but I have more life experience at 25 than he'll have at 80...I think he realizes that and it makes him insecure.  But an appointment is not the time or place for that talk, not to mention our views are total opposite and it's so hard for me to keep my mouth shut and stay pleasant.  I was a bit harsh at the end of our last booking and have been wanting a reason to stop seeing him and I'm praying I don't hear from him again.

Reg #3 is a good guy but he wants to be the only one to do certain things with me and I have to be very firm in reminding him that this is business and the services I offer are available to anyone who passes my checks and will pay my rates.  He'll send me texts saying "save your ass for me" etc. and when I remind him that this is my business and no one gets anything saved for them, he says something along the lines of "I get that but I want you to be open for me/it will be better for you if you do."  Um, unless you're going to pay me the extra $$ I'll lose out on by saying no to anal all week, then no, it won't be better for me.  Blech.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Miss K xXx on 24 March 2015, 11:42:15 pm
Reg 1 just seems to misunderstand (like many, many clients do) that this is how we earn a living and so therefor our work is as important to us is theirs is to them, you just gotta stick to your guns on that one and not let people piss you about. I've quite a number of clients who I absolutely love that happen to have totally hectic lifestyles and can't plan in advance which means that they can only ever get to see me if I just so happen to have a cancellation that day or something, it seems to work out for us. If it's a regular then just explain that you like to be organised (as I do) and that they either have to book in advance or if that's not possible then they just have to chance their luck that you'll be available at some point fairly short notice.

Reg 2 maybe doesn't realise that in certain situations, you shouldn't talk politics or religion or that sort of stuff so maybe just try to change the subject.


And reg 3 sounds like a total wank! I'd get him to fuck!

xx
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 25 March 2015, 08:01:49 am
When guys email or call claiming to be looking for a girl they will visit once a week/month, as though you're gonna lick their arse for the potential regular custom!

These in my experience never come to anything x
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 25 March 2015, 08:39:24 am
When guys email or call claiming to be looking for a girl they will visit once a week/month, as though you're gonna lick their arse for the potential regular custom!

These in my experience never come to anything x

Exactly! It's right up there with "check my feedback to see what a genuine guy I am."
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: mature lorraine on 25 March 2015, 03:30:18 pm
Are you free annoys the life out of me my reply is no Im not free you have to pay for me
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BJC on 25 March 2015, 06:53:07 pm
I hate it when I get a message from a client saying he is looking for a regular girl, would I consider seeing him for cheaper than my advertised rates? As he's going to be a regular client.
My standard reply is no, funnily enough I'm not interested in seeing someone who wants to pay less than everyone else, especially not on a regular basis!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 25 March 2015, 07:18:40 pm
Walking in my crib in shoes.
I instruct them to take them off at the door.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: DustedWithSugar on 25 March 2015, 07:30:17 pm
Dropping wet towel on the floor
Leaving bathroom like after Niagara waterfall
Asking stupid/personal questions
Talking down to me, like I'm some stupid little girl with matchbox
Asking "have you been busy today" or after using shower commenting "wow, you used WHOLE bottle of shower gel?" (and how possibly could you know how long it was there, you idiot???)
Calling me "naughty girl"  ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 27 March 2015, 12:01:46 am
Fucking multitasking!

You know, when they want to fuck you and also play with your clit AND suck your nipple. It's not doing anything for me because you're too busy banging away to do it with any finesse and you're never going to cum whilst your trying to get me off so just fucking cut it out. ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: MissFlint on 27 March 2015, 12:14:39 am
Fucking multitasking!

You know, when they want to fuck you and also play with your clit AND suck your nipple. It's not doing anything for me because you're too busy banging away to do it with any finesse and you're never going to cum whilst your trying to get me off so just fucking cut it out. ::)

Me too! I hate it when I'm on top in cowgirl and the client tries to rub my clit at the same time, completely missing the spot and rubbing me somewhere in the middle of my pubes. What's the point? It doesn't give us pleasure so it's a complete waste of their time and also extremely annoying. I'd rather just have sex. I really should just tell them to stop..
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: MissFlint on 27 March 2015, 12:17:08 am
Also when a client texts to say "Are you available today?" without stating a time and noticing that I have the "Available today" sign up on adultwork.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: milfy on 27 March 2015, 01:12:09 am
Cuddling me after sex with their big sweaty armpit stinking up my hair  :FF

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 27 March 2015, 05:57:40 am
Cuddling me after sex with their big sweaty armpit stinking up my hair  :FF

Oh, yes! Ugh!

(Thank God for dry shampoo.)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 04 April 2015, 06:13:17 pm
Lol, everytime a client so much as TOUCHES my head, I think thankgod for dry-shampoo!!  ;D

But why can't they wipe their f-ing feet?!  >:(
I now have 2, yes TWO, door-mats, one outside the door on the landing, and one inside in the hall, and still... they walk
right in and leave a trail of whatever they've just been trodding through (they must have dogs, farms and all sorts  ::)) all
the way through the hall and bedroom.
Do they get away with that at home?!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hard Candy on 13 April 2015, 07:19:25 pm
Being really late.

Being really early.

Bad hygiene n not taking up the offer to shower on arrival.

Trying for free extra time and running over.

Being too rough.

Booking an hour n coming late then only paying for half the time.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hard Candy on 13 April 2015, 07:30:00 pm
And yes the ones who want a cheaper deal n say they want a regular girl.... Fuck right off! Never gonna happen. I'm not that stupid.

Also the shared content n guys saying they want to work with you but they have no feedback or profile. It's obvious they're after something for nothing.

Guys with no feedback. Leave me alone. It's clear I don't see you. You're all time wasters!!!!! One of my biggest annoyances I'd say.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 13 April 2015, 08:34:22 pm
What really drives me nuts is during doggy when clients pull out and go straight back in over and over again, I don't know about anyone else but with me it shoves loads of air up there and ends up hurting. I've had it happen with loads of guys that want to do doggy to the point where I won't do it unless they explicitly ask now.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hard Candy on 13 April 2015, 09:10:21 pm
Yes it is annoying when they do that. I think it's to stop themselves from coming too soon though.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: chloinnyc on 14 April 2015, 01:01:44 am
Most of mine have already been said, but I really hate when they do that swirly motion with their torso during sex so they're rubbing their skin against me.  I'm not sure why they think it feels good.  And also when they're giving RO and have stubble and feel the need to rub their entire face against me.  I have one regular who keeps his face still, lifts my butt up and moves me up and down against him and it KILLS, I have to tell him to stop every time but he never learns!

Oh and the noises some of them make when I'm coming (or more likely pretending to come) are hilarious and basically the opposite of sexy!  I don't mind bc it's something to laugh about later but it's so weird, I feel so bad for the women in their personal sex lives!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BJC on 14 April 2015, 03:58:54 am
The going in and out during doggy IS annoying, and always ends up in making me let rip some massive fanny farts...
I blame porn for this, the amount of wallys doing it seems to have increased over the past couple of years, and I've seen a few pornos with the guy doing this. If porn is anything to go by its supposed to drive us crazy and make us beg for the super stud who's stood behind teasing you to give it to you hard so you can cum.
(Apparently)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jenny 2 on 14 April 2015, 01:39:56 pm
When we've finished and the deed is done, and it's time to get up off the bed and wrap up the booking, they still like to paw at me and fingers hands everywhere.............  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 14 April 2015, 04:01:44 pm
The going in and out during doggy IS annoying, and always ends up in making me let rip some massive fanny farts...
I blame porn for this, the amount of wallys doing it seems to have increased over the past couple of years, and I've seen a few pornos with the guy doing this. If porn is anything to go by its supposed to drive us crazy and make us beg for the super stud who's stood behind teasing you to give it to you hard so you can cum.
(Apparently)

I agree that porn has caused it. Though I actually think they like doing it because they can see their manhood going in from the head over and over again but it just causes me pain from the air build up because they shove it straight back in fast, repeatedly!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hard Candy on 14 April 2015, 04:03:59 pm
Yes they're trying for extra time there. Seriously annoying. Bookings over. Time to go now!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: meetingdiversity on 14 April 2015, 09:32:06 pm
Not reading a text message. Some thing as simple things.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Roseanna_ on 14 April 2015, 09:38:05 pm
No shows, rebooking no show again and continual reschedules who never know if they are coming or going
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 15 April 2015, 07:36:30 am
No shows, rebooking no show again and continual reschedules who never know if they are coming or going

Easy solution for that is one no show = block.

Cancellations over and over are different... of course I give a cancellation another chance. They do it twice and then I put them on my "feel free to double-book" list. Three times and they're dead to me.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jenny 2 on 15 April 2015, 03:05:14 pm
Ask me the following stereotypical nosey client questions............

1. How did you get into this ?

2. Anything bad ever happened to you whilst doing this ?

3. Are you married/single?

4. Do you rent/own this place?

5. Your real name ?

I feel like replying for for f.... s sake................. bleep bleep bleep but instead I smile sweetly and change the subject.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 15 April 2015, 03:12:14 pm
I haven't been asked my real name in ages!

I have never rebooked a no show. There might be certain circumstances that I would, like they had lots of great feedback and offered what sounds like a legit excuse, but they would only get 1 second chance. I've never had that situation yet though.

I had one guy no show on me when I booked the hotel specifically for his booking, so when he text later with excuses I told him there would be a ?40 charge (I never expected to see it, but if he wanted to book again that was the deal). He has rung and text numerous times for months since trying to book, not once offering the cancellation fee, just acted like it never even happened.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: alice842 on 15 April 2015, 04:42:27 pm

1. How did you get into this ?


I always tell them the truth - that I got into this because I needed a job (that usually makes them laugh ::))
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 17 April 2015, 12:43:41 am
When you leave them feedback and they don't do the same. :FF

I never leave feedback till they do. ;)

When they can't follow simple directions.
Today I turned the phone off on a middle aged
client who stood outside my door loudly repeating
my instructions endlessly as his ears weren't working.
(In the middle of the street)

99.9% of time when their senses aren't functioning
they walk out with nerves or some 'odd' complaint.
So I gave up after 5 minutes.




Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Mi on 17 April 2015, 04:06:14 pm
Casually picking toilet roll from his balls and flicking it on my carpet. That'll teach me to run out of baby wipes :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Bluetits on 17 April 2015, 04:27:27 pm
I'm in a townhouse and as soon as they come in the door I say after you, pointing up the stairs, some will say 'no after you' so I go up and they're looking up my dress. What's worse is some have even cheekily grabbed me there so after the last time I insist they go first. It they continue insisting back then I literally run up the stairs, taking big heels off first of course.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: lailah terri on 17 April 2015, 09:32:31 pm
Spitting on my fanny, I have frikkin lube! I don't want your saliva in there  :-X

Him Bare dick wanking then Condom wanking, ew...

Tickley tongues, weird one but it makes me shudder!

When they try and rub their bare dick on my fanny, no thank you sir...

When you tell them no fingering then they try that weird tickle around ya hole thing?


hehe, doesn't happen often but when it does it can change my whole mood.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 18 April 2015, 12:36:58 pm
What is it with these guys..??!!  They're trying to book for ages, finally got time, arrange a time, they're all up for it, and then just disappear, stop all communication, pooff,  ???
Then there's the ones that phone (a few times), can I book for such and such a time, yes no probs, ok, could you wear this and that,
yes no probs, ok see you then!
2 mins later, a text; "Oh, I didn't realise the time, sorry, I have to cancel".  ::)
Yeah right.. Weirdo's!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lucie268 on 19 April 2015, 12:31:26 pm
Wet kisses/excessive licking.

I'm fine with kissing with tongue, but I feel like some clients come in thinking 'I want to get as much saliva on her as possible'. Spit on my hoo ha is fine, but when there's a floppy tongue all over my neck and face and ears...blech. I can't even see how it's sexy for them either, especially when I'm quite obviously recoiling in disgust.

Also, kissers who suck your lips???? It hurts.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Red KB on 19 April 2015, 12:57:41 pm
Post sex fingering :/
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hard Candy on 20 April 2015, 02:47:55 am
Yep those wet sloppy kisses are gross n equally as bad are the guys who hardly open their mouths when they kiss.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 20 April 2015, 04:16:36 pm
When they faff around outside my incall place, my first client today pulled up in a car that had the loudest engine ever, then rang for the door number from outside the car, I waited to let him in and he was looking in his car boot for ages and then in his glove compartment in his car,

Finally he came in, booking done, quick shower and then spent 10 minutes drying himself, then whilst I was seeing him out he said "Thanks, I really enjoyed that" REALLY LOUDLY in the front garden! The street I work in is very quiet, then he sat in his very loud car with the engine running for ages doing god knows what.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 20 April 2015, 04:18:42 pm
No one kisses me  :-\
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: sugarkane on 20 April 2015, 05:21:00 pm
Urgh kissing. I find this the worst part of the job! Give me a dick to suck any day and I can just switch off! Just had one punter insist on passionately kissing me for a full hour, like I was the love of his life. I'd never stop anyone doing this but it just makes me feel so uncomfortable!  I didn't even fancy him let alone want to kiss him like he was Ryan Gosling for 60 mins
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Shewolf on 20 April 2015, 05:29:35 pm
Urgh kissing. I find this the worst part of the job! Give me a dick to suck any day and I can just switch off! Just had one punter insist on passionately kissing me for a full hour, like I was the love of his life. I'd never stop anyone doing this but it just makes me feel so uncomfortable!  I didn't even fancy him let alone want to kiss him like he was Ryan Gosling for 60 mins

That really made me laugh, just picturing it, like a scene from Gone With The Wind!!!  ;D What is going on in these guys heads? hahaha

I see a guy who kisses me full on the whole time. Although he's OK and I don't mind once I get into it, at first I do find myself twisting away and diverting attention from my face haha. I find kissing more intimate than the actual sex so it's uncomfortable.  Should have been an actress!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: sugarkane on 20 April 2015, 05:46:22 pm
Lol, that's exactly it! It's way to intimate. I don't mind a little at the beginning but all the cheeky little lingering kisses and staring into my eyes.... Urgh please mate! STOP!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 21 April 2015, 01:24:50 pm
Holding my head!!!!  :FF They don't realise it makes your hair (well mine anyway) greasy, especially when they've just had their fingers down my fanny etc..
AArgh it does my nut in!!
Even worse when they do it when I'm giving them a BJ, but in that case I'll tell them, coz I really can't stand it, it freaks me out.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jenny 2 on 21 April 2015, 01:34:38 pm
When they faff around outside my incall place, my first client today pulled up in a car that had the loudest engine ever, then rang for the door number from outside the car, I waited to let him in and he was looking in his car boot for ages and then in his glove compartment in his car,

Finally he came in, booking done, quick shower and then spent 10 minutes drying himself, then whilst I was seeing him out he said "Thanks, I really enjoyed that" REALLY LOUDLY in the front garden! The street I work in is very quiet, then he sat in his very loud car with the engine running for ages doing god knows what.

OMG !  They have no sense at all!  Similar thing is the ones that are walking and lost with my simplest of simple idiot proof instructions yet the stroll up and down my street shouting my name and number out loud whilst I talk to them on the phone!  DUH!!!!!!

Or stand on my doorstep for ages grinning like cheshire cats before they come in....- some I've been known to literally pull in by the collar LOL

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 21 April 2015, 02:33:14 pm
Holding my head!!!!  :FF They don't realise it makes your hair (well mine anyway) greasy, especially when they've just had their fingers down my fanny etc..
AArgh it does my nut in!!
Even worse when they do it when I'm giving them a BJ, but in that case I'll tell them, coz I really can't stand it, it freaks me out.

I had a client once who wanted a bath with me. I said ok but I can't get my hair wet (literally just had it done at the hairdressers, in gorgeous curls!) He proceeded to DFK me while in the bath, running his damn wet hands through my hair!! I nearly slapped them away lol
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Mirror on 23 April 2015, 02:18:21 pm
Phones up, can I have a booking?

I'm fully booked but have you seen me before?

No, not me there must be some mistake.

I'm sure you've visited me before. Aren't you the guy who visited me on particular specific day, when the weather was extreme, and who has ever since let me down to the point where I said I couldn't see you in future without a deposit.

Oh yes, I remember now.

 ??? ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: fifilondon on 23 April 2015, 03:52:01 pm
had a booking with a guy who's hands felt like sandpaper.

Declined a massage, where i planned to stealthily grease up his hands.

Literally felt like he was exfoliating me when he touched my skin UGHHHHHHH x
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: fifilondon on 23 April 2015, 04:05:02 pm
Some of them even put fingers in my ears.

Seriously - you can stick your tongue and fingers in my vagina. You can stick them in my arse. Why must you stick them in my ears? Can I have just one tiny piece of me that you don't stick things in? Just the one?

THIS  :D :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: amy on 23 April 2015, 04:30:45 pm
They don't realise it makes your hair (well mine anyway) greasy, especially when they've just had their fingers down my fanny etc..
AArgh it does my nut in!!

It's not the holding my head especially, but I hate people touching my hair and I always seem to get one who'll rummage about doing fingering and whatnot then stick his bloody fingers straight in when I've just washed it. My hair is long, thick and wavy and it's not possible to run fingers through it - they just catch and hurt.

I told one straight out to stop touching it the other day after I'd already tied it back in a bun to keep it away from his rank armpits, and another a couple of weeks ago who decided to put lube all over his finger, stick it up my bum and then go straight for the hair. On both of these occasions I'd just washed it >:(.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 23 April 2015, 04:32:55 pm
I've stopped straightening my hair, which  helps, but I hate when the rub their hands in circles in my hair, on the sides of my head. Like they're trying to fuck it up as much as possible.

I have a lot of long hair and keeping it out of armpits is hard!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 23 April 2015, 05:10:04 pm
Clients who ring and go through the
verification process....which can be
quite lengthy then says, 'I've been before'.

So now a client's done the same thing
and I refused him as he didn't pass my
vets.

I asked him why he hadn't told me
in the first place?
His reply, 'I don't have to...'
He's been calling me daily for 4 weeks since.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kay on 23 April 2015, 05:57:53 pm
OK, so this is a trivial one, but it's happened a lot recently - when they accept the offer of a drink and then don't touch it. Why? I have mineral water, sodas etc., and it's really beginning to hack me off that I keep wasting them. I don't begrudge giving clients a drink at all, especially in warmer weather, but I've become convinced that some just say yes for the sake of getting their money's worth. Grrr.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: sugar on 23 April 2015, 06:04:14 pm
Clients who ring and go through the
verification process....which can be
quite lengthy then says, 'I've been before'.

So now a client's done the same thing
and I refused him as he didn't pass my
vets.

I asked him why he hadn't told me
in the first place?
His reply, 'I don't have to...'
He's been calling me daily for 4 weeks since.

Just out of curiosity  do you save numbers or did the guy have a brand new number? Alot of guy automatically expect us to remember them if they have the same number since last time.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 23 April 2015, 06:50:49 pm
They don't realise it makes your hair (well mine anyway) greasy, especially when they've just had their fingers down my fanny etc..
AArgh it does my nut in!!

It's not the holding my head especially, but I hate people touching my hair and I always seem to get one who'll rummage about doing fingering and whatnot then stick his bloody fingers straight in when I've just washed it. My hair is long, thick and wavy and it's not possible to run fingers through it - they just catch and hurt.

I told one straight out to stop touching it the other day after I'd already tied it back in a bun to keep it away from his rank armpits, and another a couple of weeks ago who decided to put lube all over his finger, stick it up my bum and then go straight for the hair. On both of these occasions I'd just washed it >:(.

Lol that's actually exactly what I meant, mine's not curly, in fact I don't even straighten it it's that poker straight, but it gets greasy
really quick!!
But for some reason guys like to touch my hair/head, maybe they think it's romantic or something  ::)
Saying that, I HATE it when they hold my head when I'm giving them a BJ too, I take them away and tell them I'm perfectly
capable of doing it myself and don't need any help thank you!  >:(
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hard Candy on 23 April 2015, 07:12:27 pm
I have hair that once touched or the minute I sweat or if someone pulls it even for a second it gets frizzy, matted and the curls shrink a few inches leaving me with a fuzz head like Tina Turner crossed with Einstein. I then have no choice but to wash it n it will be sooo tangled up its really painful getting a comb even through it with conditioner on. The last thing I want is to then have someone else then go n mess it up again! If it were straight n silky then fine, I'd just brush it but I can't brush my hair. Only comb when washing. So once it's messed up that's it. I've had cum in my hair, lube, sweat, and probably spit. Gross. I do like my hair being pulled at times but I don't appreciate every punter messing with it. Honestly it takes a few minutes to have me looking like ive been dragged through a bush backwards and I know that swirly motion mentioned. I don't know why they do it cos their hands will get trapped in my hair!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: sexyaliyah on 23 April 2015, 08:55:34 pm
I also HATE the hair touching. It's gross. I just tell them to politely stop with a little giggle. Lol I have this nervous giggle I have picked up when I work..  :FF

Things clients do to annoy me as an indie.. especially regulars, act like they don't do this or I'm the first escort they have ever seen and they put on a nervous act in the next five minutes they are all over me slobbering and kissing with there dirty lips and greasy fingers lol.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: chloe94 on 25 April 2015, 12:24:21 pm
I don't mind cum, massage oil, sweat, lube on skin but not on my face or in my hair please!!

Going to start wearing a synthetic wig so I'll have to just say "it's a weave let me tie it up first" (not wig cos they might think I'm bald!), as oils would ruin it!
Then I will have something new to complain about: clients touching my wig ;D

Oh and clients who use the mouthwash cap instead of the shot glasses I have next to the bottle, now between every client I have a new thing to do: wash the cap.
they can help themselves to any toiletries in the bathroom just not the mouthwash cap!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: katrina on 25 April 2015, 04:42:41 pm
OK, so this is a trivial one, but it's happened a lot recently - when they accept the offer of a drink and then don't touch it. Why? I have mineral water, sodas etc., and it's really beginning to hack me off that I keep wasting them. I don't begrudge giving clients a drink at all, especially in warmer weather, but I've become convinced that some just say yes for the sake of getting their money's worth. Grrr.


Agree its most annoying giving clients a fresh (un opened) bottle of water for them to just have a sip out of it and leave it on the side!  A second hand bottle of water is of no use to anyone  ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Mirror on 25 April 2015, 05:17:27 pm
Politeness?Give themselves time to settle nerves?

I'm not bothered, tap water and a glass is no skin off my nose. I am usually offered drinks at other businesses, so it's not unusual.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: DustedWithSugar on 25 April 2015, 06:37:56 pm
Lately I had a guy and when I was giving him BJ he was petting my face  ??? Like touching in romantic way with his hands. Wtf?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: katrina on 25 April 2015, 09:24:32 pm
Politeness?Give themselves time to settle nerves?

I'm not bothered, tap water and a glass is no skin off my nose. I am usually offered drinks at other businesses, so it's not unusual.

Being polite would be to say yes a glass of tap water is fine. giving them a bottle of water for them to take a sip then leave it is annoying!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: DustedWithSugar on 25 April 2015, 10:01:40 pm
Being polite would be to say yes a glass of tap water is fine. giving them a bottle of water for them to take a sip then leave it is annoying!
I think they're doing this just because of nerves, I must admit sometimes I'm doing this same when I'm distracted - if hairdresser is asking me if I want something to drink and then I forget about it. It's not meant to be rude, people are just absent minded, especially in nervous situations. They always do this same with me, but I doesn't bother me, it's less than 1?  :)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 26 April 2015, 12:31:26 am
Clients putting my legs over my shoulders and bending me in half. I am an old woman, not a fucking deck chair.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 26 April 2015, 12:09:33 pm
Clients putting my legs over my shoulders and bending me in half. I am an old woman, not a fucking deck chair.

Hahaha oh that made me laugh  ;D
I'm lucky I'm quite bendy, I used to do gymnastics and it seems to have stayed that way lol
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Clarabella on 28 April 2015, 03:45:44 pm
When you turn up to an outcall and clients don't even offer you a drink  >:(  Bloody rude.  Especially if you've had a shit journey.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 28 April 2015, 07:43:57 pm
Yes they stopped offering drinks some time ago! :(
Did the internet kill good manners?

Ciient having an incall then feeling so guilty
about cheating on his girlfriend he vomits.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Erotic flower on 29 April 2015, 05:59:08 am
OK, so this is a trivial one, but it's happened a lot recently - when they accept the offer of a drink and then don't touch it. Why? I have mineral water, sodas etc., and it's really beginning to hack me off that I keep wasting them. I don't begrudge giving clients a drink at all, especially in warmer weather, but I've become convinced that some just say yes for the sake of getting their money's worth. Grrr.
how many half used small bottles of water I have ! , tempted to give the next client a glass full from a remaining bottle !
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Curvygal on 29 April 2015, 01:28:07 pm
When you turn up to an outcall and clients don't even offer you a drink  >:(  Bloody rude.  Especially if you've had a shit journey.

So true.  Or the ones (like one I had last night) that hand you the money in the hall and show you straight in to the bedroom!  Erm...'okay.....
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 29 April 2015, 02:02:59 pm
When you turn up to an outcall and clients don't even offer you a drink  >:(  Bloody rude.  Especially if you've had a shit journey.

So true.  Or the ones (like one I had last night) that hand you the money in the hall and show you straight in to the bedroom!  Erm...'okay.....

err that's would be my perfect jobby .... ;D
Uncomplicated.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: fifilondon on 29 April 2015, 02:25:21 pm
lately it's been hairs.. pubes.. everywhere.. in the bathroom.. on the bed.. arghhhh

I'm so tired of picking up little black hairs in my hotel rooms.. Thinking of investing in a mini vac x
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 29 April 2015, 03:16:41 pm
lately it's been hairs.. pubes.. everywhere.. in the bathroom.. on the bed.. arghhhh

I'm so tired of picking up little black hairs in my hotel rooms.. Thinking of investing in a mini vac x

For the bedding, try one of those lint rollers.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: PoshTotty on 29 April 2015, 03:24:53 pm
Clients who can't follow simple instructions, especially the ones which are there to make everything as discreet as possible. Like telling them to park in a particular spot i.e. my parking spot not my neighbours'. But still parking in the wrong place! Then sitting in his car (looking suspicious) because a neighbour was pratting about in her car and he didn't want to draw attention to himself. As though a strnager just sitting in a tiny private car park doesn't look odd at all! I send aerial photos of my road, with my house and parking space marked on them, yet they still can't find my place and park correctly. Jeez! I'm annoyed with them before they even step foot over my threshold, so I then have a harder time gritting my teeth and putting up with their "little ways".

The almost shouting "Hello PT, lovely to meet you" and "had a great time, hopefully see you again some time" when I've specifically asked them to be quiet when arriving and leaving in case we're within earshot of neighbours.

The shared bath or shower where you specifically say it's on the condition they don't get your face or hair wet, then they get clumpsy with the shower head, spraying your head. Or touch your head with their wet hands.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: fifilondon on 29 April 2015, 03:37:58 pm
lately it's been hairs.. pubes.. everywhere.. in the bathroom.. on the bed.. arghhhh

I'm so tired of picking up little black hairs in my hotel rooms.. Thinking of investing in a mini vac x

For the bedding, try one of those lint rollers.

Ohhhh genuis!! Will do! xx :D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jenny 2 on 29 April 2015, 03:50:33 pm
The one that say what do YOU like, I want YOU to have fun, I want YOU to come.................and make a big deal out of it being about ME.................

I feel like saying well what I would like is you to hand over the reddies and bugger off!  (Can't though can I! )  LOL

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 29 April 2015, 06:18:54 pm
The one that say what do YOU like, I want YOU to have fun, I want YOU to come.................and make a big deal out of it being about ME.................

I feel like saying well what I would like is you to hand over the reddies and bugger off!  (Can't though can I! )  LOL

I tell them that I want them to lick me until I'm wet and then bang the Hell out of me in doggy style. Easier to fake it from that angle and distance.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 01 May 2015, 03:25:29 pm
When I get longer bookings and they ask what I want to do, I feel like saying 'I want to watch TV'.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Mirror on 01 May 2015, 04:10:47 pm
Asking 'What else do you do?', 'Teach me something'.

I offer the things I offer, and that's it. There is nothing else, I'm not sure what else they expect me to do. :-[
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Clarabella on 01 May 2015, 04:23:49 pm
Asking 'What else do you do?', 'Teach me something'.

I offer the things I offer, and that's it. There is nothing else, I'm not sure what else they expect me to do. :-[

I HATE this.  I always say, well what more do you want?!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Mirror on 02 May 2015, 01:04:01 pm
Not made a booking,
Do not know any details/prices etc despite being given verbally and link to website and explained not available at the time they then phone at short notice to ask for an appointment for that time.

Say aww "I've been looking forward to this"  ???
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 13 May 2015, 09:24:22 pm
Recently I'm finding that if you can't give them
an instant 'yes' they snap 'forget it!'.

I may have a short holiday and explained it
to a caller who seemed polite and nice.
Then he snapped 'forget it' and put the phone down.
Sensible sounding men seem to unable to
control their emotions and  become 5 year olds.
Considering someone else really burns them.

If it's not agreed, guaranteed and available 'now'
it's ok to be bad-tempered and childish.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lucie268 on 14 May 2015, 04:31:52 pm
When they're too rough with my tits. omg and why do I have to say three times to be more gentle.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Mirror on 16 May 2015, 02:56:27 pm
Say "You're joking" when you advise that you aren't working or are already booked.

Another great is to offer more money when I've said I can't do something, or am already booked.

Mostly said by new clients. Why on earth would I bump someone else I already know, who I've seen many times, and doesn't need directions etc?Or let myself and others down in the remainder of my life?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 16 May 2015, 03:50:33 pm
Yeah, I had a guy exclaim in utter astonishment "YOU'RE KIDDING!" when I declined to rim him. Um, it's not advertised in my services and I'm pretty sure that licking anuses is not a standard thing that one assumes all prossies will do.  ???

And, the guys who, upon being told that you're all booked up for the evening say, "Can't you just squeeze me in for a half hour?"

"No, I don't think the client who is coming for two hours would appreciate that."
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 16 May 2015, 03:54:12 pm
Say "You're joking" when you advise that you aren't working or are already booked.

In their defence I have been known to do this, not consciously, it's a more reactive response.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Mirror on 16 May 2015, 04:58:15 pm
Say "You're joking" when you advise that you aren't working or are already booked.

In their defence I have been known to do this, not consciously, it's a more reactive response.

Yes I do understand this but it can sound a bit daft. I sometimes say "No, I made it up" and we laugh about it.




Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 16 May 2015, 06:06:58 pm
Yeah I don't blame you, that's how I'd reply too. But despite knowing it's a daft reply, I still come out with it when I find ask for something that it out of stock or can't get an appointment when I want lol
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 16 May 2015, 06:14:00 pm
When you tell them you're fully booked and they ask "Do you know anyone else?" No I'm not a pimp!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 16 May 2015, 06:18:23 pm
Even better when they say 'are you sure you're not free'... actually no, I'm an idiot lol
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 16 May 2015, 06:25:15 pm
When you tell them you're fully booked and they ask "Do you know anyone else?" No I'm not a pimp!

Yes..then they say, 'Is she like you?'
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Mirror on 16 May 2015, 06:31:03 pm
Even better when fully booked/not working "Do you have a friend(s)?", yes I do and they are not a prostitute.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 16 May 2015, 06:56:04 pm
Even better when fully booked/not working "Do you have a friend(s)?", yes I do and they are not a prostitute.
yes this is weird, my friends are not hookers anyway, I think they assume we live in a prostitute world where we don't associate with anyone else! X
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: meetingdiversity on 19 May 2015, 12:28:13 pm
When clients say a time they will phone to enquire for a booking like I just sit down all day with no other bookings or life. They should just phone to enquire or just say in the text. As cannot give a time that will be available to answer. If in a booking I don't answer the phone.

I also find it very rude when they type using caps.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Rubyruby on 19 May 2015, 01:07:58 pm
When they frig the entrance of your vagina like its a fucking guitar  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: MsDee on 19 May 2015, 02:02:36 pm
Being fingered by Freddie Kruger and the more you tell them to be gentle the harder they go  :'(
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 19 May 2015, 02:21:08 pm
Being fingered by Freddie Kruger and the more you tell them to be gentle the harder they go  :'(

Ouch. I had one of those. I said jokingly 'don't you cut your nails?' and he replied 'I did before I came here'... makes me think the fingernails issue has arisen before!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Red KB on 19 May 2015, 03:05:19 pm
I had a guy pull his broken fingernail off and throw it on my floor :/ Ick.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 19 May 2015, 07:50:34 pm
When clients say a time they will phone to enquire for a booking like I just sit down all day with no other bookings or life. They should just phone to enquire or just say in the text. As cannot give a time that will be available to answer. If in a booking I don't answer the phone.


Oh, I hate that, too. "When's a good time to call you?" Well, there is one good time to call as I'm on the way in but other than that... I dunno!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Mirror on 19 May 2015, 11:21:22 pm
When clients say a time they will phone to enquire for a booking like I just sit down all day with no other bookings or life. They should just phone to enquire or just say in the text. As cannot give a time that will be available to answer. If in a booking I don't answer the phone.


Oh, I hate that, too. "When's a good time to call you?" Well, there is one good time to call as I'm on the way in but other than that... I dunno!

Yes that annoys me too. I do have a time in the morning I often leave free for confirmations etc, but that's not usually convenient for most. If I was to say 3pm tomorrow, if I'm available for bookings and I end up with an appointment at that time I'm going to take that appointment over sitting waiting incase I receive a phone call.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Secret-Whore on 20 May 2015, 06:32:06 pm
I have a guy that's booked a meeting with me and we've had great email correspondence and confirmed all services etc, but he keeps trying to negotiate and a chat between his home life (married), his work and my busy schedule. I find that so awkward  :-\ we don't have anything to chat about.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 20 May 2015, 06:46:01 pm
What the fuck is up with the guys who call and hang up as soon as you answer and then text to say "Sorry... lost signal/someone came in the room/whatever" and then try to book via text? As soon as they hang up I save them as "Hung Up" and then ignore all future texts. A couple of them have called again so I guess they realised that I wasn't going to text them but as far as I'm concerned, they're rude idiots.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hotblondie on 20 May 2015, 06:57:08 pm
What the fuck is up with the guys who call and hang up as soon as you answer and then text to say "Sorry... lost signal/someone came in the room/whatever" and then try to book via text? As soon as they hang up I save them as "Hung Up" and then ignore all future texts. A couple of them have called again so I guess they realised that I wasn't going to text them but as far as I'm concerned, they're rude idiots.

I do the same, block them. One told me he had no credit left, another one that  he had no signal. Bullshit, they wanted to hear if Im real then book through texts. I consider them very rude so I dont see them.
I do take bookings by text but the have to call me to get my flat number after Ive seen them from my window, which its different.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 20 May 2015, 07:12:49 pm
I never really get people who hang up and then start texting. But one of my London bookings tried calling with a really bad signal to confirm his booking and I accepted an AW message as confirmation instead but I was only 50% sure he'd turn up. He did though  ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: victoryrose on 20 May 2015, 07:27:12 pm
I get those all the time! Doesn't work because I demand to confirm details over the phone before I so much as pencil them in. Idiots.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Mirror on 25 May 2015, 03:43:10 pm
Last night I noticed a discarded small plastic bag outside my incall place - which is also my home.

Contained 1 and a half bluish diamond shaped pills which are probably some relation to viagra.

I am not impressed.

I am fairly selective who I see and clients know this is my home/discretion is important.

Could have been a passerby but what are the chances of that?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 25 May 2015, 04:16:50 pm
I've had experiences where a WG was in my block and
I presume clients left incriminating stuff on the communal
door bell area, someone else was dropping condoms on the floor.

Don't think the girls did it.
Malicious clients

Or could be coincidence.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Mirror on 25 May 2015, 04:37:53 pm
I've had experiences where a WG was in my block and
I presume clients left incriminating stuff on the communal
door bell area, someone else was dropping condoms on the floor.

Don't think the girls did it.
Malicious clients

Or could be coincidence.

I'm not part of a communal block, it could be coincidence but highly unlikely.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Phoenix on 26 May 2015, 01:06:25 am
When they call the minute you switch your phone on at 8am and are incredulous they will need to wait 1 hour or so for you to arrive ( they are always still in bed themselves, you can tell )
 What do they think they are ordering? A Pizza Hut Breakfast?!  >:(
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 26 May 2015, 01:15:39 am
I'm not part of a communal block, it could be coincidence but highly unlikely.
It is very annoying. I know.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 29 May 2015, 09:57:36 am
I hate being asked very personal questions. I get asked how many children do I have and how old are they. I am often asked where they are. (Do they mean who has custody or where are they at that moment?) Sometimes I am asked if I am married or have a partner or where the children's father (or if there are multiple fathers) are.

Another wanted to know what my first sexual experience was and how old I was. For some reason, it annoyed me. Mine was a pretty typical adolescent fumble with an age-appropriate partner, but what if the real answer is "I was raped by my uncle when I was 7?"

WHO THE FUCK ASKS THESE SORTS OF IDIOTIC QUESTIONS?

I tend to pull them up on it. I'll tweak their noses and smile and say "nosy, aren't you?" And sometimes I will say, "That's a very personal question. I never ask my clients questions like that."

I should probably just smile and lie and act as if I'm thrilled they care so much about me as a human being.  ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Secret-Whore on 29 May 2015, 11:09:34 am
I was doing incalls at a hotel and a client turned up unexpectedly, so I didn't zip my ssuitcase shut in time. In the middle of the booking, he noticed a basque and proceeded to pull it out and try to rifle tthrough my suitcase! I just said 'Excuse me!' because I was shocked. He noticed his faux pas, and apologised profusely, but wtf?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: DustedWithSugar on 29 May 2015, 12:21:22 pm
I was doing incalls at a hotel and a client turned up unexpectedly, so I didn't zip my ssuitcase shut in time. In the middle of the booking, he noticed a basque and proceeded to pull it out and try to rifle tthrough my suitcase! I just said 'Excuse me!' because I was shocked. He noticed his faux pas, and apologised profusely, but wtf?
Whaaaat? I'd be so furious!!!

They always, always (!!) ask for my real name. Maybe I'm that amazing with pretending their girlfriend lol. I just reply "it's fake" with sweet smile. Bloody boundary pushers.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Secret-Whore on 31 May 2015, 08:15:16 pm
I was doing incalls at a hotel and a client turned up unexpectedly, so I didn't zip my ssuitcase shut in time. In the middle of the booking, he noticed a basque and proceeded to pull it out and try to rifle tthrough my suitcase! I just said 'Excuse me!' because I was shocked. He noticed his faux pas, and apologised profusely, but wtf?
Whaaaat? I'd be so furious!!!

They always, always (!!) ask for my real name. Maybe I'm that amazing with pretending their girlfriend lol. I just reply "it's fake" with sweet smile. Bloody boundary pushers.
.
I stopped seeing a guy due to that. I saw him on my first day on AW and he made me feel so uncomfortable. He asked me for my real name and I gave him another fake one, then when he realised that I wouldn't tell him (it was obviously fake because it was an extended version of my AW one), he called me Miss Fake Name... He also kept texting me asking how I was and never booking as he was texting 'for a chat' and kept an eye on my profile and texted me about getting lots of feedback ('you're doing well, aren't you'). He also asked me for my personal mobile phone number. When he did eventually text me for a booking, I ignored it along with all the others.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: meetingdiversity on 02 June 2015, 02:28:20 pm
When you kindly ask them to phone for more details but then still text. Not the time wasters but the ones who make a booking then text after. Another is when they try using me like have some magical powers like google maps. I should one time say hang on let me think the mapped out route. Many find me with the postcode.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Mirror on 03 June 2015, 12:26:21 pm
When you kindly ask them to phone for more details but then still text. Not the time wasters but the ones who make a booking then text after. Another is when they try using me like have some magical powers like google maps. I should one time say hang on let me think the mapped out route. Many find me with the postcode.
Just one more question
Can I phone now
Is it ok to phone now
Can I phone in 5 minutes
Sorry got held up
I'll phone you later

Just phone!!!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 03 June 2015, 12:38:20 pm
Just gave the client the option of arriving 10 minutes early
so he could walk to the venue in good time.

I say 'call me 30 minutes before the appointment to confirm'.
He gets flustered as he can't work out the timing and seems to blame me.
(30 minutes is the same here as in any part of the world isn't it?  ???)

Then he cancels by text  as soon as I put the phone down.
Sometimes being horny cuts off blood to the brain so
every instruction is seen as an insult.
They really need to jerk off in the office loo before calling and calm down.lol :)



Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: fifilondon on 04 June 2015, 03:17:42 pm
absolutely flooding the bathroom!Why?!

Had a dressing gown hanging on the back of the door and he popped it on...argh!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 04 June 2015, 03:21:28 pm
Anything you leave in the bathroom they will
smear on their body or rub their asshole with  :D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lady_Lust_XXX on 04 June 2015, 04:58:11 pm
After reading posts on the subject, it really annoys me how guys play with female workers emotions.

It affects our livelihood if we stop but they couldn't give two flying f***s about that.  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: fifilondon on 04 June 2015, 06:34:52 pm
Anything you leave in the bathroom they will
smear on their body or rub their asshole with  :D

hahahahah! so true, so true   ::) :)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Red KB on 04 June 2015, 06:46:02 pm
Anything you leave in the bathroom they will
smear on their body or rub their asshole with  :D

hahahahah! so true, so true   ::) :)
I always chuck my hand towel in the laundry straight after any client has used my bathroom.

Also, when they have a glass of water and put it down between the coasters I have so carefully placed in my room to be used!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: DustedWithSugar on 04 June 2015, 07:04:43 pm
It amazes me how grown up men don't know how to operate a shower. After booking I'm finding shower handle in weirdest combinations! Also floor looks like small lake.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lady_Lust_XXX on 04 June 2015, 07:45:29 pm
It amazes me how grown up men don't know how to operate a shower. After booking I'm finding shower handle in weirdest combinations! Also floor looks like small lake.

I always turned shower on for clients.  I just didnt. Trust them not to break it.  I always showed them button to turn off shower too, made life easier.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Tinkerbell on 05 June 2015, 08:34:37 pm
Insist they've 'just had a shower'. Really? Why do you absolutely pong then??
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: sherbet_dab on 06 June 2015, 01:43:24 pm
Potential client: "Hi, are you free at (whatever time)?"
Me: "Yes, would you like to book?"
Potential client: "Great, I'll give you a call back then!"

IF YOU WANT THAT TIME THEN BOOK IT NOW!!!!  There's no guarantee that I'll still be free then if you don't make a definite booking, it's first come first served!

Boils my piss.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 06 June 2015, 01:53:42 pm
Potential client: "Hi, are you free at (whatever time)?"
Me: "Yes, would you like to book?"
Potential client: "Great, I'll give you a call back then!"

IF YOU WANT THAT TIME THEN BOOK IT NOW!!!!  There's no guarantee that I'll still be free then if you don't make a definite booking, it's first come first served!

Boils my piss.

I assume that they're not sure of their schedule. I do say "as of now, I'm available then." Then they understand that I may be booked by then.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: VioletteUK on 07 June 2015, 10:11:18 am
When they say, Oh I think I know where you are. No you don't, if you did I would be giving your directions like you were from another county. Men and directions, they just assume I haven't a clue where I am located.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: meetingdiversity on 20 June 2015, 11:55:17 am
From a client who has seen me once before made a booking for next week. I received a text this morning from him. 'Cant wait what you have to offer?. He should know already have been with me all of a sudden forgot every thing.

So text reply him to please phone to inquire. He then texted me back no I have seen your profile. This shows me immaturity.

I reply with so you know what is offered.

He replied yes very good.



Then try test number two here goes. He said did ask you do you do 69.

I don't encourage sex text with any clients so always discourage in thier tracks.


I then text yet again to please phone to enquire.

He then replied with sorry.

See how much strangeness here is silly.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jenny 2 on 20 June 2015, 12:55:55 pm
I've been getting a lot of the same as above.  Loads and loads of texts and you know the stupid one liners and I have to confess my patience this week has worn thin with the most ridiculous phone calls  :FF

Is your place safe ? 

Are you clean?

Will you do a quickie as I can't afford your rate.............

etc etc etc..................

Is it silly season at the moment!  I know I need to just ignore but sometimes the thing I hate most about this job is not the meeting with people but the dickhead timewasters that come with it! 

Rant over !

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Teddy Bear on 30 June 2015, 04:14:05 am
Family photos arghhhh seriously?! On my way home from a booking where the guy had pictures of his wife and newborn baby everywhere like seriously man if you are going to cheat on the mother of your beautiful newborn son fine but don't make it THAT obvious! He was wondering why he was having trouble getting and keeping an erection I just lay there with this heartwarming 'flickerbook' of their whole life all around me thinking 'yeah I wonder why that might be!!' ::)

Even funnier ones are when they say they are not married while standing right next to their goddamn wedding photo, how thick can someone be, or worse how thick do they think I am? :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: ladyofthemansion on 30 June 2015, 05:31:45 am
The ones who want to kiss you while chewing gum and make your lips or boobs sticky lol.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: LovePod on 30 June 2015, 09:59:40 am
The ones who try to clean my teeth during kissing (or whatever they try to achieve when their tongue is gliding along my teeth)  >:(
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 30 June 2015, 10:31:42 am
The ones who want to kiss you while chewing gum and make your lips or boobs sticky lol.
Ha!I stand there with my hand out like a headmistress and then bin it before they get kisses!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: MollyG on 01 July 2015, 10:56:55 pm
Saying they need a photo of my face to decide

And asking how many clients I saw that day :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: ladyofthemansion on 01 July 2015, 11:39:44 pm
Licking my lips when they kiss! Yuck!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: sherbet_dab on 02 July 2015, 09:46:26 pm
Asking my real name - I swear every other client does this!

Saying stuff like 'oh i bet you love this job, easy money!' etc

Not washing their dick after they've been for a piss.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 02 July 2015, 10:11:32 pm
Indiscrimantly grabbing any old thing in the bathroom to use as shower gel. Like my expensive shampoo - there's a massive bottle labeled SHOWER GEL right there by the shower head! The shampoo is at the other end of the tub and says "Shampoo!"

Today a client grabbed my bottle of Bobbi Brown makeup remover where it sat next to the sink and apparently poured it all over himself thinking it was body wash. Not only did he waste what costs over ?20, the floor of the shower was very slick. Dumbass.  ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kay on 02 July 2015, 10:15:33 pm
Men and bathrooms - a mystery to me. I have two towels (hair and body) on a stand, and the guest towel is either on a little table or the radiator, which I always clearly state. Yet 80% of the time, they used one of mine, even when they're damp!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 02 July 2015, 10:16:47 pm
Fabs...in 'manworld' everything is simple.
See it: Use it/Eat it/Fuck it

I have 20 lovely different bath gels for them to mess around with
and a single solid soap for myself, hidden in a tiny little corner.

Client asked for my nice, clean, private, personal soap (that I stick up my ass..!)

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Phoenix on 02 July 2015, 10:29:01 pm
Skidmarks on towels anyone? It's reason enough for me NEVER to offer an Incall  ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BJC on 03 July 2015, 03:04:27 am
I hate it when I go into my bathroom after they've used it, and I find the toilet seat up and piss absolutely everywhere. On the rim of the bowl, and droplets on the floor. And usually the guys who feel the need to spray my bathroom floor like a feral cat don't flush the small amount of wee they actually manage to get in the toilet.
Firstly- HOW do they do this?? Do they literally swing their cock whilst peeing? WHY?!
And secondly- I'm sure they wouldn't do this in their own bathroom.  So why mine?!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: sherbet_dab on 06 July 2015, 09:27:05 pm
Skidmarks on towels anyone? It's reason enough for me NEVER to offer an Incall  ;D

I once had a client leave a massive skidmark on a hotel bedsheet.  He wasn't even embarrassed  ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 06 July 2015, 10:20:54 pm
Guys who say "good girl!" when I'm sucking their dick. Posh guys say it. Do they get that from having lots of dogs and horses or something?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: MollyG on 07 July 2015, 12:30:43 am
I hate it when I go into my bathroom after they've used it, and I find the toilet seat up and piss absolutely everywhere. On the rim of the bowl, and droplets on the floor.

This has annoyed me and cleaning up makes me gag. And I noticed a lot of clients ask for a bottle of water but barely drinks it. Its summer now many clients smell of bad armpit odour that doesn't wash off  ???

This is insanely annoying as well. Imgine saying this to a grown woman such as myself and in a patronising voice

Guys who say "good girl!" when I'm sucking their dick. Posh guys say it. Do they get that from having lots of dogs and horses or something?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Phoenix on 07 July 2015, 02:42:02 am
Balls that smell ( and taste ) of deodorant.
We all know you used it INSTEAD of and not in addition to a hot flannel and soap.. :P
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: The_Lynx on 07 July 2015, 04:38:30 am
Guys who say "good girl!" when I'm sucking their dick. Posh guys say it. Do they get that from having lots of dogs and horses or something?

Not a job occurrence, but, my SO dropped that one on me recently for the first time ever. To say it confused me would be an understatement. ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lucie268 on 07 July 2015, 01:54:56 pm
Hnnng how do they manage to flood the bathroom floor when they shower? I can splash about and wash my hair without getting a drop on the floor. Do they shower with the curtain open? What's going on?!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 07 July 2015, 03:05:56 pm
Hnnng how do they manage to flood the bathroom floor when they shower? I can splash about and wash my hair without getting a drop on the floor. Do they shower with the curtain open? What's going on?!

If you have a curtain instead of a screen I think some people will push the curtain outside the tub so that it doesn't blow inwards and stick to their legs.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kimberly-x on 07 July 2015, 06:41:26 pm
even though it clearly states that im in a small town outside of cambridge they all ask where abouts i am  :FF

i had one client yesterday (that i turned down)
after a pleasant phone call he text me like. this. and. asked. me. if. i. do. bareback. and. would. not. stop. asking. me. stupid. questions.
then called me a timewaster!!!

or just texing me saying "free today" or "3:15 Postcode?"

calls in the middle of the night like im going to pick up

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lucie268 on 07 July 2015, 09:29:14 pm
Hnnng how do they manage to flood the bathroom floor when they shower? I can splash about and wash my hair without getting a drop on the floor. Do they shower with the curtain open? What's going on?!

If you have a curtain instead of a screen I think some people will push the curtain outside the tub so that it doesn't blow inwards and stick to their legs.

Really???? That seems such an odd thing to do when that would obviously spill water outside the tub!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 07 July 2015, 09:30:24 pm
Hnnng how do they manage to flood the bathroom floor when they shower? I can splash about and wash my hair without getting a drop on the floor. Do they shower with the curtain open? What's going on?!

If you have a curtain instead of a screen I think some people will push the curtain outside the tub so that it doesn't blow inwards and stick to their legs.

Really???? That seems such an odd thing to do when that would obviously spill water outside the tub!

They don't care! They're not going to be cleaning it up.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: The_Lynx on 07 July 2015, 10:25:02 pm
Hnnng how do they manage to flood the bathroom floor when they shower? I can splash about and wash my hair without getting a drop on the floor. Do they shower with the curtain open? What's going on?!

If you have a curtain instead of a screen I think some people will push the curtain outside the tub so that it doesn't blow inwards and stick to their legs.

Really???? That seems such an odd thing to do when that would obviously spill water outside the tub!

They don't care! They're not going to be cleaning it up.

Some people are just really, really messy. I spill water all over the place in my own flat and I just kinda... leave it there. It dries up on its own. >_>' What I'm trying to say is, for some folks it doesn't even cross their minds really.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 07 July 2015, 10:35:48 pm
Hnnng how do they manage to flood the bathroom floor when they shower? I can splash about and wash my hair without getting a drop on the floor. Do they shower with the curtain open? What's going on?!

If you have a curtain instead of a screen I think some people will push the curtain outside the tub so that it doesn't blow inwards and stick to their legs.

Really???? That seems such an odd thing to do when that would obviously spill water outside the tub!

They don't care! They're not going to be cleaning it up.

Some people are just really, really messy. I spill water all over the place in my own flat and I just kinda... leave it there. It dries up on its own. >_>' What I'm trying to say is, for some folks it doesn't even cross their minds really.

I'm the same!

I wouldn't put a shower curtain out of the bath but I do splash water around and I don't care. It dries on its own.

Sometimes, after I've dried myself off with my towel and I figure it's ready for the laundry, I'll dry the floor with it.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: The_Lynx on 07 July 2015, 10:53:46 pm
Sometimes, after I've dried myself off with my towel and I figure it's ready for the laundry, I'll dry the floor with it.

Ditto, I do that too. ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: MollyG on 07 July 2015, 11:51:44 pm
annoying client calls and asks 'what time are you available'?

Me: what time is good for you?

annoying client: whenever you are around

me: erm 9 o'clock?

annoying client: that's not late for me. another time

 :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Erotic flower on 08 July 2015, 07:49:03 am
they email you after your finished and your mobile is no longer displayed no availability sign showing asking are you free now?  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jenny 2 on 08 July 2015, 10:16:12 am
Ask if you enjoy the services you offer ..............

I feel like telling the truth - not really mate, but it pays the bills............. LOL

I mean would I really turn around and say no............... duh

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: nachos on 08 July 2015, 11:38:19 am
Ask if you enjoy the services you offer ..............

I feel like telling the truth - not really mate, but it pays the bills............. LOL

I mean would I really turn around and say no............... duh


Lol!  Exactly!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kimberly-x on 08 July 2015, 01:44:23 pm
Guys who say "good girl!" when I'm sucking their dick. Posh guys say it. Do they get that from having lots of dogs and horses or something?


i got my first "good girl" last night
kept doing it and stroking me like a dog i nearly burst out laughing
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jenny 2 on 08 July 2015, 03:24:16 pm
Assume that I'm some form of 24/7 party animal/sex addict that spends all day shopping in luxury designer shops and only eats caviar and drinks champagne and has an entourage of cleaners following me round like some Princess and I only work at night and all night (when I'm not out partying that is). 

Along with that the assumption that I'm working every possible waking hour so by their calculation I'm probably on near on 10k a week and I do this job because I actually really really need the nookie...........

The truth is I'm always looking for a bargain when I shop in the High Street or online (never designer but only if it's on sale!), I hate caviar, I don't drink alcohol and I only work daytimes and most evenings I'm a couch potato watching tv in my pj's, slippers and if I really push the boat out it's a takeway pizza or curry!!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: MollyG on 08 July 2015, 05:41:01 pm

Along with that the assumption that I'm working every possible waking hour so by their calculation I'm probably on near on 10k a week and I do this job because I actually really really need the nookie...........


I get this all the time. Clients do a quick calculation based on my hourly and say 'you must be f**king loaded!'

This one takes the cake 'you're f**king loaded and you don't even pay tax!' I pay more tax than some of these tax dodging rich clients.  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Mirror on 08 July 2015, 09:21:28 pm
It's often assumed that I drive a sports car, or a German 'marque'.

Nope, I don't do finance, and I have no intention of chucking away a couple of years worth of income into something that has heated seats, a digital radio and parking sensors. I can upgrade the radio for a lot less than that if I wish, and don't feel any need for a flash motor. A car is a thing that transports me to places if I cannot walk, cycle or use public transport.

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: amber_c on 09 July 2015, 10:33:05 am
clients who say "oh but you don't declare this do you?" then give me advice on their ideas for tax dodging..
irritates me as I pay my full share of what I owe and I find it extremely patronising to assume I need advice on running my business! :FF

clients who assume I'm loaded, had one who was very surprised that I rent my work flat (why would I work from somewhere I own?!) and finance my car.
I might make good money but not enough to buy properties and drop tens of thousands on a car!

Clients seem to vastly over-estimate our take home pay. Expenses and tax eat into it quite a bit.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Clarabella on 09 July 2015, 11:35:54 am
When their back smells of soap but their arse crack smells of day old spare ribs left out in the sun   >:(
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 09 July 2015, 12:37:06 pm
Yeah I once remarked something about tour expenses and keeping receipts for my accountant and the client was incredulous that I pay taxes. Like he just laughed and couldn't believe it. I told him I have to pay tax if I'm supporting a family. I mean, the bill get paid somehow and how can I hide that?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Emma_C on 09 July 2015, 02:07:40 pm
Great post, making me smile. Not impressed with the skid marks thing though..yuk!! Reminds me of an ex who asked me to wash his Calvin Kleins & they were brown at the rear!  :o

Tenacious text tennis really grates on me. Got it plastered all over my profile not to do this, yet they think they are the exception to the rule because they've booked an hour with me & need to build it up.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jenny 2 on 09 July 2015, 06:18:49 pm
clients who say "oh but you don't declare this do you?" then give me advice on their ideas for tax dodging..
irritates me as I pay my full share of what I owe and I find it extremely patronising to assume I need advice on running my business! :FF

clients who assume I'm loaded, had one who was very surprised that I rent my work flat (why would I work from somewhere I own?!) and finance my car.
I might make good money but not enough to buy properties and drop tens of thousands on a car!

Clients seem to vastly over-estimate our take home pay. Expenses and tax eat into it quite a bit.

Exactly !!!  I actually had someone once almost snarl at me accusingly and say "it's all right for you as you don't pay tax do you?"............. this was actually said with a real bitter tone and I retorted "Of course I do!  Why on earth would I want to live on my wits not paying taxes etc, I mean I want to be in the system at my age ............... "

I don't think he even believed me you know...............

They seem to think we're all a bunch of airheads who do nothing but squander our earnings and live a fancy lifestyle ...............

I've had clients want to meet me outside hotels to see what I drive.............. funny thing is I hide mine far away and watch hilariously as they gaze at each flash car pulling up expecting me to jump out -

Agree with others here, why would I want to waste my good earnings on a flash car when all I want is something to take me from A to B as economically as possible! 
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Emma_C on 09 July 2015, 07:56:20 pm
Snogging & grabbing as soon as you walk through the door. Er cash first then a quick chat. I'm not one of those synths like on the channel 4 "Humans" programme!!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Bluetits on 09 July 2015, 08:23:41 pm
I had an outcall to a hotel on Monday and was giving him a bj for ages then like a lot do, he asks me what I like. I said shall we have sex maybe. He said ok as he wanted to please me but he wanted to finish on my tits. So we had sex doggy then he pulled out and I continued playing with myself as earlier he said he liked that but then he came in the condom. So he started saying that he didn't actually want sex and that he's paying me to satisfy him not the other way round! I said why did you ask me a few times then what I like??

I know he was disappointed at the tits thing but he didn't say he was about to come and should've asked me straight away to turn around. That's the first time someone's moaned at me for 'enjoying' it. He said sorry and we kind of made up but don't think I would see him again.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Phoenix on 09 July 2015, 11:56:45 pm
Snogging & grabbing as soon as you walk through the door. Er cash first then a quick chat. I'm not one of those synths like on the channel 4 "Humans" programme!!

I have a real bugbear about this. I had it with my last Client. Greets me from behind the door dressed only in a towel, but thinks it's perfectly polite to keep my fee upstairs in the bedroom - no doubt scared I'll run out the door and race off with my pimp?

 It does not get the booking off to a good start for me  >:(
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kay on 10 July 2015, 05:12:11 pm
I've had this twice today: clients who've contacted me before, made a booking and not showed up, and thus have a 'no' or 'TW' by their name in my phone. Call me up as if we've never had any contact - one denied it and said he'd call me back to make a booking later (yeah, right), the other just put the phone down straight away.

Honestly, do they all think we were born yesterday?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kimberly-x on 10 July 2015, 09:09:45 pm
ive had loads of people make a booking and say they will call later for the address then just never call i dont mind giving the street name and the post code they take it but never bloody call even when i text them saying are you near then they never answer the phone :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Teddy Bear on 11 July 2015, 04:44:23 am
When they expect me to wear my jaw out on their limp flaccid cock while they wank it furiously and assure me it will only take '5 more minutes' for them to finish. I'm like it's not even going to get hard in 5 more minutes let alone finish the game.

I stop and offer another service or if they persist grab my clothes and announce I'm leaving, with the full fee, as they are clearly not understanding my boundaries.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Erotic flower on 11 July 2015, 06:43:17 am
When they expect me to wear my jaw out on their limp flaccid cock while they wank it furiously and assure me it will only take '5 more minutes' for them to finish. I'm like it's not even going to get hard in 5 more minutes let alone finish the game.

I stop and offer another service or if they persist grab my clothes and announce I'm leaving, with the full fee, as they are clearly not understanding my boundaries.
oh god this is just it I have to recover from laughing at this one its so true !
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jenny 2 on 11 July 2015, 08:38:57 pm
I had an outcall to a hotel on Monday and was giving him a bj for ages then like a lot do, he asks me what I like. I said shall we have sex maybe. He said ok as he wanted to please me but he wanted to finish on my tits. So we had sex doggy then he pulled out and I continued playing with myself as earlier he said he liked that but then he came in the condom. So he started saying that he didn't actually want sex and that he's paying me to satisfy him not the other way round! I said why did you ask me a few times then what I like??

I know he was disappointed at the tits thing but he didn't say he was about to come and should've asked me straight away to turn around. That's the first time someone's moaned at me for 'enjoying' it. He said sorry and we kind of made up but don't think I would see him again.

What a twit, but typical of some punters..............

They're all for this and that and then if it doesn't go exactly to plan for some of the whingey whiny ones then have a strop.  Deal with it and man up I say!   I mean he's had an orgasm so why moan! 

 
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: amber_c on 12 July 2015, 12:00:19 am
clients who are obsessed with my orgasm, happily spending ages lapping away at my crotch like a dog until I either orgasm or fake it, and then they keep trying to play with the clit.. like would they like it if they came and I kept wanking them off? no matter how many times I say I'm a bit sensitive there after orgasm they don't get the message.

wet sloppy kissers getting saliva all over my face, I find it disgusting but I just put up with it, part of the job I guess.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Treetop on 12 July 2015, 09:21:39 am
Silent clients... annoys me beyond all else, guy yesterday spent the entire booking silent except to ask if he could leave his shoes by door, a mumble when gave me (the wrong) cash and to ask if most if my clients were fat mid bj!
Every so often I get these and drive me crazy with frustration, no grunts, talking, heavy breathing, like gauging the enjoyment of a corpse.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Rubyruby on 12 July 2015, 11:56:42 am
clients who are obsessed with my orgasm, happily spending ages lapping away at my crotch like a dog until I either orgasm or fake it, and then they keep trying to play with the clit.. like would they like it if they came and I kept wanking them off? no matter how many times I say I'm a bit sensitive there after orgasm they don't get the message.

wet sloppy kissers getting saliva all over my face, I find it disgusting but I just put up with it, part of the job I guess.


My guess is the guys who keep doing it are the ones who have only ever had partners that have faked it
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: sourgrapes on 12 July 2015, 01:14:32 pm
Had one today: phoned and made a booking. Sounded young and nerdy. Asks for post code. 

Then comes a text: what's your name
Me: text back stage name
Him: what's your surname?
Me: how is that relevant?
Him: It isn't

An hour later he remembers he's meeting a friend for dinner, and cancels.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Emma_C on 13 July 2015, 10:18:37 am
Silent clients... annoys me beyond all else, guy yesterday spent the entire booking silent except to ask if he could leave his shoes by door, a mumble when gave me (the wrong) cash and to ask if most if my clients were fat mid bj!
Every so often I get these and drive me crazy with frustration, no grunts, talking, heavy breathing, like gauging the enjoyment of a corpse.

Snap, pet peeve of mine too. One of my first agency clients sat reading the news paper when I arrived. Total objectification, we are just blowup dolls to these twits.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lunar Moon on 13 July 2015, 05:44:35 pm
clients who are obsessed with my orgasm, happily spending ages lapping away at my crotch like a dog until I either orgasm or fake it, and then they keep trying to play with the clit.. like would they like it if they came and I kept wanking them off? no matter how many times I say I'm a bit sensitive there after orgasm they don't get the message.

wet sloppy kissers getting saliva all over my face, I find it disgusting but I just put up with it, part of the job I guess.

The lap dogs are a pain but hey let them stay down there while I mentally do my shopping list for Tesco later - I just shut myself off and moan here and there and fake it, I never let myself orgasm with a client (tbh the issue hardly ever arises lol) so sensitivity is not an issue for me.

The Sloppy Kissers are another thing - Absolutely HATE that, and I tell them, I am straight with them that it is not the sort of kissing I like and maybe they should change their technique to please other ladies as not many ladies would like this sort of kissing (I believe in being straight).  Makes them think and they have corrected in future bookings.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 14 July 2015, 12:55:35 am
Clients who take way too long putting their close back on. Sometimes I just feel like throwing their things out and tell them to get out Sigh. Like they just don't wanna leave.
 Clients who like to forget that their being timed. Saw one client for an hour recently (old guy in his late 50s) about 50 minutes in or so, he asks if i can make him cum twice, i was like when? he said tonight. lool. you serious though? man there is no way I can make you cum twice in 10 minutes. Oh so  you think i'm gonna give you some extra time or something? Don't be ridiculous.
Clients who like to play with tour tongue with their tongue (YUK) and sometimes their tongue are really slimey or salty. ewwwww.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: sherbet_dab on 14 July 2015, 02:23:19 pm
Obviously misogynistic, arrogant clients, who think they have you all worked out and start trying to give you life advice.  Because men know best, right?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 14 July 2015, 03:20:36 pm
Turn up 20 minutes early when I'm about to get the DNA result on Jeremy Kyle!
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Post by: Marianne on 14 July 2015, 03:31:43 pm
Turn up 20 minutes early when I'm about to get the DNA result on Jeremy Kyle!

LOL  ;D I hate early clients, I always make them wait till time to start just out of annoyance. Bit petty I know but meh, my doctor/dentist/hairdresser doesn't see me early - like ever!
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Post by: ShaylaF on 14 July 2015, 05:12:19 pm
Freebie hunters. Sigh.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 14 July 2015, 06:12:08 pm
Turn up 20 minutes early when I'm about to get the DNA result on Jeremy Kyle!

LOL  ;D I hate early clients, I always make them wait till time to start just out of annoyance. Bit petty I know but meh, my doctor/dentist/hairdresser doesn't see me early - like ever!
I make them wait too, it happened to me today it annoys the hell out of me, yes suppose it is petty but I can't help it x
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Post by: Erotic flower on 14 July 2015, 06:14:48 pm
Clients who take way too long putting their close back on. Sometimes I just feel like throwing their things out and tell them to get out Sigh. Like they just don't wanna leave.
 Clients who like to forget that their being timed. Saw one client for an hour recently (old guy in his late 50s) about 50 minutes in or so, he asks if i can make him cum twice, i was like when? he said tonight. lool. you serious though? man there is no way I can make you cum twice in 10 minutes. Oh so  you think i'm gonna give you some extra time or something? Don't be ridiculous.
Clients who like to play with tour tongue with their tongue (YUK) and sometimes their tongue are really slimey or salty. ewwwww.

your telling me,!! I notice they always leave things inside out then take forever to turn them right way round before putting them back on..
ive taken to now fixing that and folding as they are talking to them so the end of the booking is somewhat faster when they are getting dressed!!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 14 July 2015, 07:17:52 pm
Clients who take way too long putting their close back on. Sometimes I just feel like throwing their things out and tell them to get out Sigh. Like they just don't wanna leave.
 Clients who like to forget that their being timed. Saw one client for an hour recently (old guy in his late 50s) about 50 minutes in or so, he asks if i can make him cum twice, i was like when? he said tonight. lool. you serious though? man there is no way I can make you cum twice in 10 minutes. Oh so  you think i'm gonna give you some extra time or something? Don't be ridiculous.
Clients who like to play with tour tongue with their tongue (YUK) and sometimes their tongue are really slimey or salty. ewwwww.

your telling me,!! I notice they always leave things inside out then take forever to turn them right way round before putting them back on..
ive taken to now fixing that and folding as they are talking to them so the end of the booking is somewhat faster when they are getting dressed!!
Worse when they are finally dressed then sit down for a longer chat! I then start tidying round them, check my phone, have a shower, anything until they get the message!  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 14 July 2015, 08:37:40 pm
Not wiping their effin feet when they come in!!!!  >:(
Sorry if I've mentioned this before, but it really pisses me off! I now have TWO doormats, one outside my door, and one inside,
and I still have to ask them if they would please wipe their feet, as my carpet is really light couloured.
Sometimes I forget, and low and behold, I had a trail of god-knows-what leading in to my bedroom today, what do they do,
come straight from a farm and trample about in the pigsty for a bit just to piss me off??
Grrrrrr  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 16 July 2015, 06:52:26 pm
Not following instructions and interrupting. :(
50 year old blokes unable to navigate the 6 yards to
my front door because they are too distracted and nervous.
I told him to turn his volume up.
Then discovered he was actually peering down the road, like
a twitchy meercat.....not walking.

Had to turn my phone off, abandon this little puppy
and he was replaced by a 30 yr old male with a sense
of direction within 15 minutes.

Am I doing something wrong?

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 16 July 2015, 07:20:32 pm
No, you're not doing anything wrong!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 16 July 2015, 07:40:55 pm
 ;D Thanks Fabs.
I must ban these 'mature' bookings. lol
Oh noooooo I have a 60 yr old ringing now.... ???
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lucie268 on 18 July 2015, 01:24:54 pm
Cum on my neck and hair when I tell them to get it on my tits.  >:(
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Clarabella on 18 July 2015, 05:01:43 pm
Making you go through your whole script on the phone and then right at the end, asking for something very specific and non related to what you offer, that they could of just asked at the start!   :FF  JUST SAY WHAT YOU WANT
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Wailing Banshee on 19 July 2015, 12:44:45 pm
God yes. Saying 'What services do you offer?'

I always ask them to say what they want,I'm not wasting my time listing everything I could actually do for him then to ask me at the end  'Do you do anal?' (or something I don't offer). Just sodding ask me straight off!!!

But then it still irritates me that my profile and website clearly state no anal... but we all know most of them can't read...

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Clarabella on 19 July 2015, 12:51:32 pm
Exactly!  Trouble is, most of my callers are from my ad in the newspaper and you only get 16 words.  So I have to keep to the bare basics.  Somedays, I'm taking nowt but phone calls and it's exhausting.  Really doesn't help when they don't specify specifically what they want. 
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Red KB on 19 July 2015, 03:12:39 pm
Or you give them all the details they ask for and they say, "I'll ring you back later." And they never do.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kimberly-x on 19 July 2015, 03:18:08 pm
Or you give them all the details they ask for and they say, "I'll ring you back later." And they never do.

Ive had that all day
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Phoenix on 21 July 2015, 02:55:51 am
..When they ask "How tall are you?" as an add-on question. Maybe it's just me, but I think it's a ridiculous question and a silly stipulation.

 I mean, I'll be fucking him on his bed, not doing the bloody foxtrot  at a wedding >:(
(Yes, I'm a short-Arse  ;D )
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: MsDee on 21 July 2015, 10:58:07 am
Contacted by someone from AW who wanted a booking at 11.30, not a problem I email him back asking that he text me that way I can verify my address.

He emails back saying he only has his personal phone on him can he book via email, no can do I respond you have no feedback and have only been registered with AW for the last two weeks.

Lets see if he emails me back.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Wailing Banshee on 21 July 2015, 02:03:21 pm
Rest their foreheads on your pubic bone whilst giving oral. It Effing hurts!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jenny 2 on 21 July 2015, 02:17:12 pm
Talk endless fabricated bullshit that is meant to impress me.............(but just goes over my head as I smile with feigned interest).......... I mean do I care that you bumped into or saw some D list
celebrity ? 

Following on from that those that talk to me about other working girls they've seen and good or bad experiences.  Someone once came to see me and kept telling me how fantastic some woman was .............. I felt like saying well why the hell aren't you sat in hers right now instead of here !!!! 

Don't get me wrong girls, I'm nothing but pleased for others in the business but when someone spends nearly the whole hour going on and on about so and so............ it starts to get a bit OTT!!!

I hate it when they go on about how someone else has done this or done that and given them everything under the sun (that I don't offer............)............... I almost think they're boundary pushing but it never works with me! 

 :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 21 July 2015, 04:36:15 pm
I'm repeating....'it's on the website' like 4 times
before they understand the words.
Their brains seem primed to understand only, 'yes', 'no' and 'now'.
Brain: clicks...whirrs...click...whirr....clunk...

Then a pause before they comprehend I'm
not going to answer any more questions.
Brain: clicks...whirrs...click...whirr...clunk....


Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: foxy roxy on 21 July 2015, 05:15:11 pm
..When they ask "How tall are you?" as an add-on question. Maybe it's just me, but I think it's a ridiculous question and a silly stipulation.

 I mean, I'll be fucking him on his bed, not doing the bloody foxtrot  at a wedding >:(
(Yes, I'm a short-Arse  ;D )

I'm 5'8, I do say that on my profile, whenever they ask me how tall I am I automatically assume they dont want to see me because I'm too tall, especially with my heels on. I'm usually right. But as phoenix says, we'll be lying down, so what difference does it make?

And yes, 'what services do you offer?' You want me to list everything that I offer? Even though it's clearly displayed on my profile and you had to go past that piece of information to get to my phone number!!! :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 21 July 2015, 05:22:20 pm
..When they ask "How tall are you?" as an add-on question. Maybe it's just me, but I think it's a ridiculous question and a silly stipulation.

 I mean, I'll be fucking him on his bed, not doing the bloody foxtrot  at a wedding >:(
(Yes, I'm a short-Arse  ;D )

I'm 5'8, I do say that on my profile, whenever they ask me how tall I am I automatically assume they dont want to see me because I'm too tall, especially with my heels on. I'm usually right. But as phoenix says, we'll be lying down, so what difference does it make?

And yes, 'what services do you offer?' You want me to list everything that I offer? Even though it's clearly displayed on my profile and you had to go past that piece of information to get to my phone number!!! :FF

It's a lot easier to answer than "what don't you do." I suppose I should just say "I don't do bareback" and leave it at that. If they need more specific information they can ask.

But by then the damage is usually done and I am thinking of how to get off the phone.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 21 July 2015, 05:50:55 pm
Putting their weight on you during doggy. Someone did that to me the other day then asked me to play with myself while he was at it!!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kay on 21 July 2015, 07:33:45 pm
I've noticed something recently. Some clients email, having clearly read everything they can about me. Whereas the majority who call have somehow managed to find my number, but then ask where I am, what I do, what I look like etc., and just mumble something about time or internet connections if I asked if they haven't looked at my profile. It's vexing!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 21 July 2015, 10:10:41 pm
when they try so hard to nut twice knowing fully well that they cannot nut twice  :FF especially at a certain age. they would pound away then finally stop and say "Oh i don't think I can cum again" im here thinking "Then why bother then?" with my now swollen and sore vagina after being pounded non stop  >:( gosh. and then they have the cheek to say "I usually can't nut twice" >:( >:( >:( why start something you know you can't finish man ::) it's even worse when they wait till the last 10 minutes as well. Smh
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Bluetits on 22 July 2015, 12:41:13 am
When they do that thing of going in and out during sex, it's when they accidentally hit the bit between the front and back, like banging into a brick wall, really annoys me as it can really hurt and I've especially found after the booking it can sting for ages, next day too so I always ask them to please just keep inside ::).
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kimberly-x on 24 July 2015, 08:25:51 pm
call me 14 times in one day for a half hour booking its like i dont have days off to them
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Emma_C on 25 July 2015, 01:33:12 pm
Keep rubbing my butt cheeks hard so it pulls on them & pumps air up my twot.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Clarabella on 25 July 2015, 03:07:53 pm
I HATE it when they pull all the way out and push air into me too.  And when they turn into animals and start pumping all over the place and they don't care that they could so easily go up your back side and really hurt you unless you tell them to be careful.  Really annoys me.  I hate that I have to tell them to be respectful and careful when doing doggy. 

Another thing that grinds my gears whilst in doggy, is that they think it's ok to rub and stick a finger in your butt hole just because it's 'there'.  Why the hell can't they ask first?  Not everyone likes or wants it.  None of them ask, 'is this ok?'.  They just go ahead and help their bloody selves. 

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 25 July 2015, 03:40:38 pm
It states very clearly in my profile I don't do anal, so if they even so much as come near it, with a finger, a tongue, a dick, anything, I'll slap it away and tell them "No entry" in there!!
Not that it keeps them from trying though  ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Clarabella on 25 July 2015, 04:09:36 pm
It states very clearly in my profile I don't do anal, so if they even so much as come near it, with a finger, a tongue, a dick, anything, I'll slap it away and tell them "No entry" in there!!
Not that it keeps them from trying though  ::)

I'm the same. I don't want anything my ass.  I can tolerate a bit of tongue because they enjoy it, but I find it so rude that they think they can push their finger in there with no warning.  Makes me want to turn around and slap them  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 25 July 2015, 04:16:53 pm
It states very clearly in my profile I don't do anal, so if they even so much as come near it, with a finger, a tongue, a dick, anything, I'll slap it away and tell them "No entry" in there!!
Not that it keeps them from trying though  ::)

nah it doesn't stop them from trying at all.some of them just do not understand the word no. have this one regular who seems obsessed with anal. always insisting that i try it, putting his finger in my ass (i had to tell him to stop like 3 times, eventually i just stood up and said that's enough, i don't enjoy anal I've told him this several times but he so thinks it feels good to me and i'm just playing hard ::)) either that or he just doesn't care and is a boundary pusher. always trying to lick my asshole  :-X sigh, i don't get this anal obsession. it's one thing to be obsessed with a woman's ass cheeks but when you start obsessing over the asshole we have a problem. my shit comes out from their, nothing goes in, period. My pu**y is tight enough.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kay on 25 July 2015, 05:34:47 pm
Ditto being annoyed/perplexed with the anal obsession. I experienced this whilst online dating, too. It's as if as soon as they know you're a woman who likes sex, you're obviously also keen to take it up the wrong 'un several times a week.

Yet conversely, many men also admit that despite the tighter entry it's not all that, and a vagina feels better - they just get off on the 'taboo' aspect. Surely that disappeared about 30 years ago?!
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Post by: The_Lynx on 25 July 2015, 07:47:20 pm
Yet conversely, many men also admit that despite the tighter entry it's not all that, and a vagina feels better - they just get off on the 'taboo' aspect. Surely that disappeared about 30 years ago?!

Like with anything else, it's down to preference. I've slept with a fair few people who outright prefer how the rear end feels. Personally I vastly prefer it for my personal enjoyment, since you could park an 18wheeler up my vag and I'd hardly notice (not loose, just very insensitive). ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Emma_C on 31 July 2015, 09:58:22 am
Going straight for the clit & just keeping the tongue there expecting me to enjoy it without trying to stimulate the rest of my lady parts.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: amy on 31 July 2015, 10:09:20 am
Texting me to ask if it's OK to ring me. Grrr.
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Post by: Erotic flower on 31 July 2015, 10:38:03 am
long emails going on about how good I look  and on  about wanting to see me yet no bookings at all  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kimberly-x on 31 July 2015, 06:05:11 pm
Going straight for the clit & just keeping the tongue there expecting me to enjoy it without trying to stimulate the rest of my lady parts.

Lady parts!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Emma_C on 31 July 2015, 08:27:29 pm
Going straight for the clit & just keeping the tongue there expecting me to enjoy it without trying to stimulate the rest of my lady parts.

Lady parts!

lol I thought I'd get taken the piss out for that!  :D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Erotic flower on 01 August 2015, 04:04:48 pm
when the old guys say to me " I just want to lap up all your juices" I don't know why just makes me feel sick  :-X
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Marianne on 01 August 2015, 04:07:25 pm
when the old guys say to me " I just want to lap up all your juices" I don't know why just makes me feel sick  :-X

urgh yes, makes me think of a cat or dog #wrong! And the "good girl" pat down - hate it!
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Post by: kamila on 01 August 2015, 04:57:02 pm
When they ask my rates and then hang up. Seriously I must just give it away for a tenner.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 03 August 2015, 05:04:07 pm
When they ask my rates and then hang up. Seriously I must just give it away for a tenner.

lool. idiots :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: kamila on 07 August 2015, 08:39:50 pm
Client wanting 30 min outcall in other part of town. Asks how much. (I do not offer 30 min so decided to annoy him instead)
My reply "It's very very cheap u like baby cheap?"
"Yeah I like cheap lol xxx. How much babe. Tell me about urself. Thanks xx" (I wrote about myself in detail in my ad!)
"Me sexy very sexy yes. I tell price when we finish is ok? I bring driver is ok? Very very safe can join, u like 3samo? He is free no pay"
"no I don't like guys. How much for you"

... What shall I say next ? Lol
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Post by: Fabulassie on 07 August 2015, 08:48:32 pm
"I'm very sexy baby yes and he free very safe he gentle baby yes?"
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 07 August 2015, 08:50:24 pm
Kamila...I love you...wicked girl!  ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: meetingdiversity on 09 August 2015, 10:44:07 am
When they make a booking everything is agreed with their requests. Then later ask another request by text that they should have said first.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 09 August 2015, 12:16:15 pm
When they make a booking everything is agreed with their requests. Then later ask another request by text that they should have said first.

Oh, that does my fucking head in.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Bluetits on 09 August 2015, 12:34:16 pm
Me too. Or we've arranged a time, where I am etc, all sounding good then they say 'can I just ask a couple of questions'. I find when they ask if they can ask a question rather than just ask it, it usually goes downhill and they always ask for something I don't offer.  Saves time to ask those things at the beginning although it does make me then think they were a tw. Or as one recently who said 'can I just ask a question' (here we go) asked if I could take a 10 inch penis  ::).
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Bluetits on 09 August 2015, 01:13:18 pm
Another few small things!

Snogging me when I'm on my back. Sometimes I feel suffocated and have to literally push them away as I don't know why but I don't like breathing through my nose when they kiss heavily.

When exploring they kind of pull apart bum cheeks and vagina lips like they?re opening a food product. Feels like I'm gonna get ripped.
 
Some want to finish on tits and want to stand up doing it. Sitting at the end of the bed doesn?t work as it ends up on the floor, legs etc so now I lie down which is better but sometimes then it gets in my hair, which is only just above my shoulders.  I always now suggest that they lie down and I lean over them but some still want to stand so maybe it just feels nicer for them. If that's what they want I won't deny it of course but it's just messy.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 09 August 2015, 01:15:19 pm
Another few small things!

Snogging me when I'm on my back. Sometimes I feel suffocated and have to literally push them away as I don't know why but I don't like breathing through my nose when they kiss heavily.

When exploring they kind of pull apart bum cheeks and vagina lips like they?re opening a food product. Feels like I'm gonna get ripped.
 
Some want to finish on tits and want to stand up doing it. Sitting at the end of the bed doesn?t work as it ends up on the floor, legs etc so now I lie down which is better but sometimes then it gets in my hair, which is only just above my shoulders.  I always now suggest that they lie down and I lean over them but some still want to stand so maybe it just feels nicer for them. If that's what they want I won't deny it of course but it's just messy.

I hate being pulled open, too.

For the hair - be sure to pull yours back behind your head and then up so that it goes up from your face and isn't near your shoulders.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Bluetits on 09 August 2015, 01:21:30 pm
Yes, I'll best remember to put it behind my head and lie back completely. A couple of times it's gone on my fringe but I think that's because I was looking downwards to see what he was doing.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Clarabella on 09 August 2015, 01:43:30 pm
When they make a booking everything is agreed with their requests. Then later ask another request by text that they should have said first.

Oh, that does my fucking head in.

Me too.  I don't want to see them after they do that because I know I'll hate them.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: meetingdiversity on 10 August 2015, 06:05:10 pm
Just not long had a client book with me the street name and post code was sent. Then phones me to say his near xy and z the other side of town. Expecting me to turn in to Google maps. But said a street that was close to me he knew. Thought job well done. Until... He phones from a different far out place asking for directions. He drove to me with no sat nav relying on me for Google maps. I don't mind helping but being used as Google maps alot of the time isn't on.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kimberly-x on 11 August 2015, 01:41:32 pm
When they make a booking everything is agreed with their requests. Then later ask another request by text that they should have said first.

Oh, that does my fucking head in.

Me too.  I don't want to see them after they do that because I know I'll hate them.

i get this then they text me loads of questions
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jenny 2 on 11 August 2015, 04:11:06 pm
I hate it when some newbies seem to assume you are the only booking they have (ever) and text/phone constantly prior to the booking.............

Sometimes if I answer and see that they're just after a chat (yawn), I will lie and say, sorry can't talk in a shop LOL, works every time! 

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 11 August 2015, 04:21:43 pm
First time I had this....
AW caller requests quicky service with 'everything'
then says, 'that's expensive!'.

I kill the phone and enjoy my ham croissant then
he turns up at the tube as if we're great chums!

'I'm rearing to go' he says. ???
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 11 August 2015, 06:26:18 pm
Is anyone else finding that clients are extra fussy lately? 90% of my bookings at the moment come with dress requests down to the colour of the stockings. It's starting to drive me nuts!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 11 August 2015, 06:31:18 pm
I hate it when some newbies seem to assume you are the only booking they have (ever) and text/phone constantly prior to the booking.............

Sometimes if I answer and see that they're just after a chat (yawn), I will lie and say, sorry can't talk in a shop LOL, works every time!
Yes! Like it's a date,  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: fifilondon on 12 August 2015, 12:20:27 am
new one- creepy sniffing- had a client the other day that kept smelling my hair, then smelling his fingers ugh  :-X
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BJC on 12 August 2015, 07:28:07 pm
Is anyone else finding that clients are extra fussy lately? 90% of my bookings at the moment come with dress requests down to the colour of the stockings. It's starting to drive me nuts!

Yes! I recently had someone book a hotel outcall a fortnight in advance. He sent several lengthy text messages telling me how important it was for me to wear blue, seamed stockings. Do you know how hard it is to find blue seamed stockings? I had to order them especially over the internet. Sure enough the day came and went with no confirmation, cancellation or stupid excuse. Then he pipes up a week later about how hed love to see me next month, then another long rant about how vital it is that I wear sodding blue seamed stockings... Told him to bugger off. Timewaster. Blue seamed stockings indeed.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 12 August 2015, 08:11:20 pm
When they hold my head when I'm giving them a BJ..!!  >:(
I really, really hate it,it freaks me out, makes me feel like I'm gonna choke..
So I usually just slap their hands away, well gently lift if they're nice lol, and most are very apologetic.
It's common sense though really isn't it, or does it not bother a lot of you?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: alicedotalice on 12 August 2015, 08:18:35 pm
Uncut nails while they want to finger me! :FF Do you also have a plague of uncut nails o is it just me?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hotblondie on 12 August 2015, 08:32:57 pm
I hate both, clients long finger nails and the ones who want to act like in porn.
As Paris said, I blame porn  ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lucie268 on 12 August 2015, 08:41:33 pm
Is anyone else finding that clients are extra fussy lately? 90% of my bookings at the moment come with dress requests down to the colour of the stockings. It's starting to drive me nuts!

Yes! I recently had someone book a hotel outcall a fortnight in advance. He sent several lengthy text messages telling me how important it was for me to wear blue, seamed stockings. Do you know how hard it is to find blue seamed stockings? I had to order them especially over the internet. Sure enough the day came and went with no confirmation, cancellation or stupid excuse. Then he pipes up a week later about how hed love to see me next month, then another long rant about how vital it is that I wear sodding blue seamed stockings... Told him to bugger off. Timewaster. Blue seamed stockings indeed.

I think there's a warning about this guy on here?


Bleuuurgh I had an old old client once with horrible long raggedy nails, and he kept trying to touch my v. Horrible.
Uncut nails while they want to finger me! :FF Do you also have a plague of uncut nails o is it just me?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 12 August 2015, 08:51:43 pm
Is anyone else finding that clients are extra fussy lately? 90% of my bookings at the moment come with dress requests down to the colour of the stockings. It's starting to drive me nuts!

Yes! I recently had someone book a hotel outcall a fortnight in advance. He sent several lengthy text messages telling me how important it was for me to wear blue, seamed stockings. Do you know how hard it is to find blue seamed stockings? I had to order them especially over the internet. Sure enough the day came and went with no confirmation, cancellation or stupid excuse. Then he pipes up a week later about how hed love to see me next month, then another long rant about how vital it is that I wear sodding blue seamed stockings... Told him to bugger off. Timewaster. Blue seamed stockings indeed.

I think there's a warning about this guy on here?


Bleuuurgh I had an old old client once with horrible long raggedy nails, and he kept trying to touch my v. Horrible.
Uncut nails while they want to finger me! :FF Do you also have a plague of uncut nails o is it just me?

There's a warning about a guy obsessed with blue satin shit... not entirely sure if it's the same guy, though.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BJC on 13 August 2015, 03:16:56 am
Is anyone else finding that clients are extra fussy lately? 90% of my bookings at the moment come with dress requests down to the colour of the stockings. It's starting to drive me nuts!

Yes! I recently had someone book a hotel outcall a fortnight in advance. He sent several lengthy text messages telling me how important it was for me to wear blue, seamed stockings. Do you know how hard it is to find blue seamed stockings? I had to order them especially over the internet. Sure enough the day came and went with no confirmation, cancellation or stupid excuse. Then he pipes up a week later about how hed love to see me next month, then another long rant about how vital it is that I wear sodding blue seamed stockings... Told him to bugger off. Timewaster. Blue seamed stockings indeed.

I think there's a warning about this guy on here?


Bleuuurgh I had an old old client once with horrible long raggedy nails, and he kept trying to touch my v. Horrible.
Uncut nails while they want to finger me! :FF Do you also have a plague of uncut nails o is it just me?

There's a warning about a guy obsessed with blue satin shit... not entirely sure if it's the same guy, though.

I just checked and the blue satin guy seems to pester girls in London. I'm in Leeds and have a different number for the blue stockings guy. He's a prolific Timewaster though so I'll have to do a post in the TW section later.

X
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: serenaswansea on 13 August 2015, 05:00:11 am
Bad teeth and smegma. Ackackackkkkkk!   :-X
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Emma_C on 13 August 2015, 08:21:08 am
Mount you on the bed with bare dick then try to rub it near my fanny. Had knickers on otherwise it's would have been a shoulder shove. Still had my hand down there pushing his dick away then squirmed away to grab a condom. My knickers are lace/mesh so porous. Luckily I don't get many who do this often but it does make me worry that they are trying BB.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lucie268 on 13 August 2015, 08:02:12 pm
All my clients today have been early. Annoying, and can't chill when I know they're waiting.

It makes me laugh when they ask for bareback and then moan that other escorts do it, as if that makes us more likely to offer it. Surely if they do bareback that makes them more likely to carry an infection? I had one client like that today, I definitely won't be seeing him again and only did OW when he said that.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 13 August 2015, 08:21:48 pm
All my clients today have been early. Annoying, and can't chill when I know they're waiting.

It makes me laugh when they ask for bareback and then moan that other escorts do it, as if that makes us more likely to offer it. Surely if they do bareback that makes them more likely to carry an infection? I had one client like that today, I definitely won't be seeing him again and only did OW when he said that.
All mine were early too today, it annoys the hell out of me! They say "Oh I'm a bit early but I'll wait" why don't they just wait and  text me on the agreed time? Like you said Lucie I can't carry on reading my book or relax knowing they are outside.

Another thing I've had a spurt of is guys that text question marks if you don't respond within 1 fucking second! It's so rude. X
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lucie268 on 13 August 2015, 08:38:38 pm
All my clients today have been early. Annoying, and can't chill when I know they're waiting.

It makes me laugh when they ask for bareback and then moan that other escorts do it, as if that makes us more likely to offer it. Surely if they do bareback that makes them more likely to carry an infection? I had one client like that today, I definitely won't be seeing him again and only did OW when he said that.
All mine were early too today, it annoys the hell out of me! They say "Oh I'm a bit early but I'll wait" why don't they just wait and  text me on the agreed time? Like you said Lucie I can't carry on reading my book or relax knowing they are outside.

Another thing I've had a spurt of is guys that text question marks if you don't respond within 1 fucking second! It's so rude. X

Omg the question marks. It's annoying enough when anyone does that let alone wannabe clients. They should know we're busy!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 14 August 2015, 11:00:38 am
Again, another client with a communication style that I'm not understanding

Client 'Can I book an appointment. I've seen you before.' (Long silence)
-Me 'What's your name'
Client 'What!'
-Me 'What's your name'
Client 'Why!'
-Me 'So I can remember you'
Client ' Oh I didn't think you'd remember me!'
Me 'You don't think I've got a memory?!?' ???

It's like wading through treacle.
I'm a roboticon programmed for sex with no memory chips?


Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Liverbird on 14 August 2015, 02:57:35 pm
When they ask you why you do this job, usually trying to embarrass you.

My reply? Well if you could get paid what I get paid for what I do, you'd be there in a shot. End of ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fulton on 14 August 2015, 03:05:35 pm
Today's annoyance.
Client who won't talk, tell me what he wants.or do anything spontaneously.
Just lay there and waited.
Unenthusiastic about everything I try.
Frustrating, and annoying. Should have just down the same and waited the hour out.
F
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 14 August 2015, 03:14:17 pm
Passive aggressive..massage his feet for the hour lol
He'll soon start talking.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 14 August 2015, 04:16:24 pm
Wanting to make a booking, me going to hell and high water to please them and get them a time that suits them, them saying ok, I'll
book for then..
Then saying, I won't make that, can we make it half an hour later? Yes ok, fine..
Him 10 mins later; Ah fuck it, just make it another time..  :FF
What is that all about?!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Bluetits on 15 August 2015, 03:15:07 am
Have a couple of regs who text at say 1pm and say are you free at 8, not sure if I'll make but just seeing if you?re free in case I am. I say well I'm around tonight but depends if someone else books you understand. Seems to go over their heads as if they do want it they?ll simply send a text about half hr before with 'I am able to come, see you then' rather than ask if I'm still free!. Only about 50% of the time when I get these very advanced texts do they want an appt in the end so if I've booked someone else in and they moan I remind them of that fact. One's a barber so I give him the same sort of scenario. He says he understands but likes to text early so I know to possibly expect him and he can plan things.  We just go round in circles and I?m telling those two now not to book in advance as I?ll ignore it. They can bugger off if not happy.
 
Same scenario occasionally with a new person booking tentatively ?oh so you're not sure if you'll be free at 4pm then?' :FF So in response to all like this I?ll say I only do short notice bookings so best to ring hour or half hour before to check, bye. I have to get off the phone as I?m starting to pull at my hair. If they pay me a good fee to be on standby then I?ll keep those uncertain slots open but I doubt any of them would like that!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Erotic flower on 15 August 2015, 08:52:48 am
they think you work 24/7 and cant understand why your not available at a time that suits them.
They message me on days when im not even showing as available and ask if I am.
they haven't realised they are blocked, they had not turned up for their booking (tw) and are texting to see you and ask why their calls are being cut off !!!  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lucie268 on 15 August 2015, 09:42:32 am
Have a couple of regs who text at say 1pm and say are you free at 8, not sure if I'll make but just seeing if you?re free in case I am. I say well I'm around tonight but depends if someone else books you understand. Seems to go over their heads as if they do want it they?ll simply send a text about half hr before with 'I am able to come, see you then' rather than ask if I'm still free!. Only about 50% of the time when I get these very advanced texts do they want an appt in the end so if I've booked someone else in and they moan I remind them of that fact. One's a barber so I give him the same sort of scenario. He says he understands but likes to text early so I know to possibly expect him and he can plan things.  We just go round in circles and I?m telling those two now not to book in advance as I?ll ignore it. They can bugger off if not happy.
 
Same scenario occasionally with a new person booking tentatively ?oh so you're not sure if you'll be free at 4pm then?' :FF So in response to all like this I?ll say I only do short notice bookings so best to ring hour or half hour before to check, bye. I have to get off the phone as I?m starting to pull at my hair. If they pay me a good fee to be on standby then I?ll keep those uncertain slots open but I doubt any of them would like that!

I have a couple like this, text during the day asking if I'm free at certain times but never booking, and then finally deciding on a time but I'll obviously be booked by then. They just assume we will be free for them.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 15 August 2015, 11:15:32 am
I say things like "Well, I'm working then and as of now I have availability for that time. If you want to book, get back to me and we'll see what we can do."

If they actually get back to me and want a booking and I'm available, great. If not, too bad.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 15 August 2015, 12:46:30 pm
I don't think explanations work with them, as
they are too thick and disorganised.
Our logic is of zero interest to them.

I torment them sometimes...and it shortens the conversation.
Client - What time are you free?
Me - In 2 minutes
Client- That's too early..(frustration)

By that time I've already decided he can jog on.



Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 15 August 2015, 01:20:17 pm
They do think we're available 24/7 and have no life, if they've tried a couple of times to make a booking within the next 10 mins and
I can't, I'm "difficult to book".  ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Bluetits on 15 August 2015, 01:56:35 pm
I think as well when it's a reg, they think as they do book quite a lot, that I should automatically put them before anyone else and should keep these slots open. There's one I've seen twice and on the first meet he said that he got annoyed with the last person as she was often booked with someone else when he wanted to book. 'I was a good reg' he said. So did he really think she should've cancelled the other ones? I won't.

I don't think they want to lose me at the moment so they will just have to be understanding!!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 15 August 2015, 05:54:57 pm
When they lie and say they would definitely see you again knowing fully well that they won't. Don't get me wrong, the fact that they wouldn't see me again doesn't bother me in the slightest cuz a huge percentage  of the men that see me I wouldn't want to see again either plus I have my wonderful regulars. So I know there is nothing wrong with me. It's the fact that they lie. I just don't get why they would lie. ??? Not like I asked you if you would see me again as I know fully well some of these men want to shag as many women as they can and why not ? But what's wrong with just saying, thanks for coming, I had fun, cheers. I remember as A noob I would get all excited when a punter says he would see me again. Once this man I saw even gave me a maybe date. Called him couple times on the maybe date and he didn't pick. Some of them are so convincing as well. Better actors than me ;D now when they say stuff like "you've got yourself a regular" or "I would definitely be seeing you again " I just roll my eyes and give a don't care response lolz.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 15 August 2015, 06:03:45 pm
Yeah when the word 'regular' come out their hole...
you know you've got a wally who's going to play
you like a banjo!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BJC on 15 August 2015, 07:11:42 pm
Yeah when the word 'regular' come out their hole...
you know you've got a wally who's going to play
you like a banjo!

...Especially when they request a discount with the reasoning:
"I'll be a regular client if you do it for x amount..."
So you'll be paying less than my other clients on a regular basis? Hard to resist but I think I'll stick to my clients who pay my full fee without argument.
And then they seem genuinely surprised that I don't want their regular, piss taking business.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 17 August 2015, 05:06:23 pm
Phone you pretending that they haven't met you before. Ok so I understand if maybe the booking went bad, but if the booking went fine, why call couple months/weeks later and acting like we have never met? :FF

Client-"Hello is this so and so? I saw your ad on so and so.

I'm here thinking, "man I've seen you before, your number is saved on my phone. I remember you" lolz.
I normally just say oh hi, long time. Or hi so and so. This normally makes them feel embarrassed. You can here it in their voice. I possibly lost out on a booking doing that though, as the guy must have felt too embarrassed to book. Oh well. Guess he won't be a fake bitch next time ;D doing that just makes them seem like psychopathic creeps. Or maybe they think I forgot I've seen them? If so what's wrong with saying 'Hi, I saw you some time ago my name is so and so, we met in so and so" guess you just like being a creep,
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: sausagemcmuffin on 17 August 2015, 07:46:37 pm
Vile  placqie smelling breathe and keep blowing it in your face.
licking my ears and neck with same vile breathe and slobbery mouth.
sucking nipples like they are trying to pop them out.
Athletes foot.
Fungal toe nails urghghghhgghhghghg - makes me want to heave just thinking about it..



haha think I'm in the wrong job!!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 17 August 2015, 09:00:09 pm
Vile  placqie smelling breathe and keep blowing it in your face.
licking my ears and neck with same vile breathe and slobbery mouth.
sucking nipples like they are trying to pop them out.
Athletes foot.
Fungal toe nails urghghghhgghhghghg - makes me want to heave just thinking about it..



haha think I'm in the wrong job!!

 :-X I have a client with shit breath coming soon. Like his breath literally smells like poo :'( but how can you not know your breath stinks? :(
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kay on 18 August 2015, 12:09:36 am
I have the halitosis problem with a regular. I'm SO tempted to say something. I cannot believe he doesn't know, or realise why I can't kiss him enthusiastically. My body, bed and room all smell of it when he's gone. Just get yourself to a bloody dentist, FFS!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 18 August 2015, 12:40:06 pm
I have the halitosis problem with a regular. I'm SO tempted to say something. I cannot believe he doesn't know, or realise why I can't kiss him enthusiastically. My body, bed and room all smell of it when he's gone. Just get yourself to a bloody dentist, FFS!

This bugs me too. I mean if I can smell it, surely he can right? Or perhaps they just don't care? In that case I would stop seeing them. I thought maybe it could be a one off but seems as though it really is halitosis  :-X I shall not be putting myself through that again :-* someone like that could never become my regular. Props to you :(
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 18 August 2015, 02:17:19 pm
When they roam around your hotel room and touch your things. Some  hotels have open shelving and hanging rail so they can see your stuff and sometimes I have something out on the desk and it bugs the fuck out of me when they just casually pick something up. Like maybe my e-cig or even go into my clothes and see what choice of outfits they might like to ask me to put on. Obviously I put valuable or sensitive things into my suitcase but ordinary/mundane things will be left out ... and I think it's fucking weird to go touching them.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: meetingdiversity on 18 August 2015, 02:27:58 pm
I have the halitosis problem with a regular. I'm SO tempted to say something. I cannot believe he doesn't know, or realise why I can't kiss him enthusiastically. My body, bed and room all smell of it when he's gone. Just get yourself to a bloody dentist, FFS!

One client did say some thing about his bad breath. So think they know just to embarrassed or don't care.I always kiss other parts trying to avoid. All they need to do is brush thier teeth more often built up plaque. Recommend pearl drops. ☺And to see a dentist for a oral health check up. I've never understood the bad breaths.   Just think dating must be difficult  for them unless with another one with bad breath.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 19 August 2015, 05:24:30 pm
Need to know everything about you in advance.

Had a booking arranged today, asked me on the phone while arranging the booking what I study, then after arranging it messaged me to say 'looking forward to chatting (what I told him I study - which isn't quite the truth for obvious reasons) with you'.

I find it intrusive to ask stuff before they've even turned up for a booking, it just gives me the impression they will spend the whole of the booking prying.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: katya.romadina on 19 August 2015, 06:58:02 pm
I don't mind men chatting . But when lots of questions after another being asked can start to annoy . I try to be polite but it is even more annoying when asking lots of questions and questions during the sex ! Not very often this happens but just so annoying when it does!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 19 August 2015, 07:00:45 pm
I don't mind men chatting . But when lots of questions after another being asked can start to annoy . I try to be polite but it is even more annoying when asking lots of questions and questions during the sex ! Not very often this happens but just so annoying when it does!

I had someone do this a month or so ago. I usually only bend the truth a little on big stuff but otherwise tell the truth, but with this guy I just lied about everything because I got a stalkery vibe from him.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: katya.romadina on 19 August 2015, 07:19:50 pm
I do this aswell midstudent. The more questions the more i begin bend the truth.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Emma_C on 19 August 2015, 07:44:13 pm
Had a couple ask me to go on holiday this week for free recently oh but "all expenses are covered & spending money is provided", 1 offered 250 quid for the whole week!  ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: victoryrose on 19 August 2015, 09:31:48 pm
Need to know everything about you in advance.

Had a booking arranged today, asked me on the phone while arranging the booking what I study, then after arranging it messaged me to say 'looking forward to chatting (what I told him I study - which isn't quite the truth for obvious reasons) with you'.

I find it intrusive to ask stuff before they've even turned up for a booking, it just gives me the impression they will spend the whole of the booking prying.

Same. I do tell them what I study but I quite hate it when they try to discuss my subject with me especially during term time as I am fucking sick and tired of talking/thinking about it. ;D But when the questions start I get worried, and lately I've had clients find my real identity because I've been way too slippy with the info I leak, but it's the kind of info I can't go back on so I just have to be even more careful with who I see (because they'd have to know what I look like in order to recognise me). That means the minute that these questions start, I'll straight up cancel the booking. I guess I'm fucked if I get a stalkery client post-screening though. Fingers crossed. ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Adele on 19 August 2015, 10:52:02 pm
On the other hand, I've found out that most clients who really want to know my major are lecturers themselves. Had some guys from the tech uni, who were desperate to know what I study, and only booked when confirmed that I'm an art, not a science student. I always tell them different major and year, but the same faculty - as I don't want to be found, but don't want my professor coming by either!

My annoyance of the day - I've had my hair black, purple, blue and blonde this past year - but the minute I dye my hair red, and change it on my profile, here it comes. The never ending 'are you a redhead down there too?' Absolutely everyone, like they can't stop themselves. What is it with man and red pubes? Maybe I should grow it out and dye it too when I'm at it.

Reminds me of this film with Julienne Moore, when asked that, she went 'let's just say, if I'd stand on my head, I'd be a brunette with a lovely breath' - but I imagine punters would just go yes, stand on your head, I'll fuck you like that!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Erotic flower on 20 August 2015, 08:43:54 am
Vile  placqie smelling breathe and keep blowing it in your face.
licking my ears and neck with same vile breathe and slobbery mouth.
sucking nipples like they are trying to pop them out.
Athletes foot.
Fungal toe nails urghghghhgghhghghg - makes me want to heave just thinking about it..



haha think I'm in the wrong job!!

 :-X I have a client with shit breath coming soon. Like his breath literally smells like poo :'( but how can you not know your breath stinks? :(
Do you have to see him or can you do without sounds vile to have put up with that .
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: MsDee on 20 August 2015, 04:09:05 pm
Oh man i am so never seeing this regular again, arrived 15 minutes late with a hangover.  Acted like a dick all the way through, nearly threw up whilst shagging because his hangover was that bad, pulled my hair at one point so hard I nearly punched him in the balls to let go. He is so freaken blocked! :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 21 August 2015, 02:55:20 pm
Following booking procedures perfectly on the first booking and from that point forward expecting you to be available at a moment's notice (when they know I only do advance bookings) and for them to get priority.

Had quite a few people doing this lately. It's starting to get annoying.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lucie268 on 21 August 2015, 03:45:40 pm
Following booking procedures perfectly on the first booking and from that point forward expecting you to be available at a moment's notice (when they know I only do advance bookings) and for them to get priority.

Had quite a few people doing this lately. It's starting to get annoying.

Guys who ask 'can't you cancel the other booking?' when I tell them I'm busy at a time they want  >:(
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Clarabella on 21 August 2015, 05:30:38 pm
When you can hear them all the way from the kitchen hocking up a loogie and tons of phlegm while they're in the shower. 
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 21 August 2015, 05:40:00 pm
Vile  placqie smelling breathe and keep blowing it in your face.
licking my ears and neck with same vile breathe and slobbery mouth.
sucking nipples like they are trying to pop them out.
Athletes foot.
Fungal toe nails urghghghhgghhghghg - makes me want to heave just thinking about it..



haha think I'm in the wrong job!!

 :-X I have a client with shit breath coming soon. Like his breath literally smells like poo :'( but how can you not know your breath stinks? :(
Do you have to see him or can you do without sounds vile to have put up with that .

I already saw him lol. only saw him once before that and thought maybe it was just a one off. I still saved his number as shit breath though to remind me. when i saw him calling i was like, oh well, perhaps he had a bad day the last time? i was wrong. what's worst is that he didnt even bother to make use of the mouth wash in the bathroom which was literally next to the towel he picked up. Think this one knows but just doesn't care. that would explain why he wasnt surprised i moved my face when he tried to kiss me. On the BlOCKLIST.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 21 August 2015, 05:44:10 pm
Following booking procedures perfectly on the first booking and from that point forward expecting you to be available at a moment's notice (when they know I only do advance bookings) and for them to get priority.

Had quite a few people doing this lately. It's starting to get annoying.

Guys who ask 'can't you cancel the other booking?' when I tell them I'm busy at a time they want  >:(

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Wailing Banshee on 21 August 2015, 11:50:20 pm
I know it's not his fault but one guy I see has a REALLY bent willy. Not his fault, but what really annoys me is that he doesn't seem to know how to use it and always wants positions which makes getting it in really tricky. 

It's like some sort of bent elephant in the room. Neither of us ever mention the bendiness of the willy- I try and suggest other positions and try to guide it in but it's so hard when it bends in the opposite direction of my vagina but he doesn't move or declines my suggestions and suggests more equally unworkable places and positions.

Today we moved from the sofa, over the bathroom sink, over the windowsill, doggy, missionary it was all fumbley and this damn thing pinging in the wrong direction!

It's like he is totally oblivious to a cock so bent if it was a banana it'd be outlawed in the EU!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Tallgirl on 22 August 2015, 12:39:15 am
When you can hear them all the way from the kitchen hocking up a loogie and tons of phlegm while they're in the shower.

I remember hearing a client coughing in the shower.  The next time I went to have a shower there were blobs of green phlegm on the wall and floor of the shower cubicle.  :-X
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 22 August 2015, 01:21:00 am
.....It's like some sort of bent elephant in the room..... fumbley and this damn thing pinging in the wrong direction!...

.....It's like he is totally oblivious to a cock so bent if it was a banana it'd be outlawed in the EU!

Denial! ;D

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 22 August 2015, 04:48:55 pm
Come for a 15min quickie straight from work wanting a shower and making it that bogging it takes you three times longer than the booking to clean it  >:(
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 22 August 2015, 07:56:43 pm
Need to know everything about you in advance.

Had a booking arranged today, asked me on the phone while arranging the booking what I study, then after arranging it messaged me to say 'looking forward to chatting (what I told him I study - which isn't quite the truth for obvious reasons) with you'.

I find it intrusive to ask stuff before they've even turned up for a booking, it just gives me the impression they will spend the whole of the booking prying.

I turned out to be right about this guy, 10 minutes into chatting after he arrived and he starts asking me about my parents, when I changed the subject he tried to ask again a little later. Asked about my relationship status and any other personal question he could think of.

Then proceeded to tell me all about his relationship that broke up, down to the exact date it happened  ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kay on 22 August 2015, 08:01:46 pm
What bugs me about men who have some sort of anatomical quirk is when they don't believe/listen to us about what will and won't physically. I saw someone a few times whose cock was at a 45 degree angle, so no way could I go on top because I'd have to balance on one knee to get it in, then remaining in a listing position for the duration. He was also mildly on the autistic spectrum, and so sulked when I explained it wouldn't work.

I know it's not his fault but one guy I see has a REALLY bent willy. Not his fault, but what really annoys me is that he doesn't seem to know how to use it and always wants positions which makes getting it in really tricky. 

It's like some sort of bent elephant in the room. Neither of us ever mention the bendiness of the willy- I try and suggest other positions and try to guide it in but it's so hard when it bends in the opposite direction of my vagina but he doesn't move or declines my suggestions and suggests more equally unworkable places and positions.

Today we moved from the sofa, over the bathroom sink, over the windowsill, doggy, missionary it was all fumbley and this damn thing pinging in the wrong direction!

It's like he is totally oblivious to a cock so bent if it was a banana it'd be outlawed in the EU!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 22 August 2015, 10:15:51 pm
Need to know everything about you in advance.

Had a booking arranged today, asked me on the phone while arranging the booking what I study, then after arranging it messaged me to say 'looking forward to chatting (what I told him I study - which isn't quite the truth for obvious reasons) with you'.

I find it intrusive to ask stuff before they've even turned up for a booking, it just gives me the impression they will spend the whole of the booking prying.

I turned out to be right about this guy, 10 minutes into chatting after he arrived and he starts asking me about my parents, when I changed the subject he tried to ask again a little later. Asked about my relationship status and any other personal question he could think of.

Then proceeded to tell me all about his relationship that broke up, down to the exact date it happened  ::)

lool I hate these ones. Only cuz I have to smile and nod my head under the pretense that i care :'( ??? :-[
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: meetingdiversity on 25 August 2015, 10:34:06 am
When you try and kindly prompt clients for an exact booking time as cannot work with around the clock types. But still around a time what is this?. Why do they think they can do this with escorts when making bookings is for a time. You wouldn't get them making an appt at the barbers for around 12pm.  I cannot take these bookings seriously unless given a time. Even if clients say around 5pm just book 6pm to be on the safe side.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: geordie on 25 August 2015, 10:45:26 am
I've been really quiet apart from the odd tw lately on aw, as soon as my profile says that I'm unavailable for a month, clients read that as I'm available now! Never had so many messages in my life. Emailed a couple back saying 'I'm not available until September as my profile states' and they reply that yes they seen that, but they thought I'd be available anyway  :FF  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jessica Summers on 28 August 2015, 03:40:49 am
I've had a number of clients just lately that when I've buzzed them in haven't pushed the door. Then phone me from outside and say I can't get in.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: geordie on 28 August 2015, 09:35:32 am
I've had a number of clients just lately that when I've buzzed them in haven't pushed the door. Then phone me from outside and say I can't get in.


Hahaha you just reminded me of my last client, buzzed the apartment number on the intercom three times asking what number flat I was in  ???
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 28 August 2015, 10:52:24 am
Yea the ones that expect 'psychic' door opening!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jessica Summers on 28 August 2015, 10:55:06 am
Lol.. I also get the ones that push the number but not the bell so it doesn't buzz.. Then tell me the buzzer system doesn't work  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 28 August 2015, 02:03:41 pm
You know when they keep saying 'pardon' a dozen time?
We both speak English right?

Worked it out...it's a delaying tactic so they get
time to think of the next question.
Now I put the phone down after the second 'pardon?' or
excuse myself and make some coffee while he hangs on.

No time for those tricks.


Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: meetingdiversity on 03 September 2015, 03:25:42 pm
Jesus. ..why ask me if they can phone. 
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Adele on 03 September 2015, 04:47:26 pm
A client yesterday went to the toilet, but didn't put the light on (why? no idea. windowless toilet). When he left my place I went to check. He peed EVERYWHERE! Obviously seat, but also walls, floor, rug, and my favourite... cat's litter box. A client peed into my cat's litter! Oh god!

BTW, when he left the toilet, he didn't wash his hands, not to mention his cock, but requested OWO instead (oh, the joys of licking of urine of smelly wankers cock! ::)) Even that didn't cracked me up as much as the thought of client using my cat's litter box!  ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 03 September 2015, 06:30:27 pm
Ring and ask how many times they can come in a 15 minute quickie.The clue is in the 'quickie' name..what do they have down their pants a dick or a tommy gun?!? :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 03 September 2015, 06:52:11 pm
A client yesterday went to the toilet, but didn't put the light on (why? no idea. windowless toilet). When he left my place I went to check. He peed EVERYWHERE! Obviously seat, but also walls, floor, rug, and my favourite... cat's litter box. A client peed into my cat's litter! Oh god!

BTW, when he left the toilet, he didn't wash his hands, not to mention his cock, but requested OWO instead (oh, the joys of licking of urine of smelly wankers cock! ::)) Even that didn't cracked me up as much as the thought of client using my cat's litter box!  ;D

Lol, sorry poor you having to clean it all up, but at least he got SOME in the cat's litter box!  ;)
Do you think he was too shy to ask where the light switch was?!
Some people..  ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Secret-Whore on 03 September 2015, 07:18:16 pm
Jesus. ..why ask me if they can phone.

THANK YOU! It's so uncomfortable. We have ZERO things to discuss! Just arrange your booking and meet me.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 03 September 2015, 07:48:46 pm
finger slipp whooops
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 05 September 2015, 11:20:11 pm
finger slipp whooops

How do you keep doing those fingerslips lol, I don't get it, where does it slip?!  ???
Sorry if I'm being really stupid here lol
Anyway, things clients do to annoy; Fuck my throat!!!  :FF
I keep saying; "Do you mind not holding my head when I'm giving you a blow job, I know what I'm doing and it makes me uncomfortable, sometimes to the point I feel like I can't breath/gonna choke!"
But do they listen? Nooo, course not..  ::)
Apart from that, if they just let me do my thing, they get a better BJ, and they come quicker.
But they still keep bloody doing it  >:(
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BJC on 05 September 2015, 11:29:54 pm
When they call and tell me they've got lost on the way to my apartment, then talk over me (usually telling me how they're lost again) whilst I'm trying to give them directions...
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 05 September 2015, 11:33:05 pm
Siorse, It's when I write the first silly thing that comes into my head.lol  ;D
Then have to scrub it. ;)

BJC...yes, my experience is clients who loose their way are
usually trouble, inadequate, insecure. Some brain bits not working.
I'm quite happy leaving them on the pavement now as they come
in with attitude and their horn is usually vanished.

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 06 September 2015, 01:01:12 pm
Siorse, It's when I write the first silly thing that comes into my head.lol  ;D
Then have to scrub it. ;)

Aha get ye lol, you should just leave it, the first thing that comes in your head is usually true..!!  ;)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Shewolf on 06 September 2015, 01:44:49 pm
Use my pillows to put their heads on!!!!! :FF
This is my bed, I sleep in it, my pillows are for my head only!!! 
I put a clean sheet on covering my duvet for every client, there's cushions if they really feel the need to put something under their precious heads (as if my bed is made of concrete..), so why, why, why, grab MY pillow from under my duvet and use it???
Ohh it pisses me off no end! >:(

haha! Poor buggers!  ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 06 September 2015, 04:24:53 pm
Siorse ..you're not wrong!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: meetingdiversity on 06 September 2015, 04:33:11 pm
When they call and tell me they've got lost on the way to my apartment, then talk over me (usually telling me how they're lost again) whilst I'm trying to give them directions...

I'm glad not the only one, it is like they seem to know more than me but they phoned for help.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: heather3 on 07 September 2015, 06:01:18 am
..I so agree about giving directions - men what are they like - they have this thing that we are not very good at map reading or directions but I swear the number of men who cannot follow simple instructions to find my place - I do try and be patient though as I know some are nervous and get themselves in a right old pickle - bless!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Erotic flower on 07 September 2015, 08:21:42 am
Use my pillows to put their heads on!!!!! :FF
This is my bed, I sleep in it, my pillows are for my head only!!! 
I put a clean sheet on covering my duvet for every client, there's cushions if they really feel the need to put something under their precious heads (as if my bed is made of concrete..), so why, why, why, grab MY pillow from under my duvet and use it???
Ohh it pisses me off no end! >:(

haha! Poor buggers!  ;D
they always leave a smell on my pillows so I use a large towel also and whip it off after they have gone !
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: meetingdiversity on 07 September 2015, 11:28:33 am
I just thought if that was me I would buy a separate pillow for clients then swap.  It would save all that built up tension.☺
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Siorse on 07 September 2015, 05:12:55 pm
I just thought if that was me I would buy a separate pillow for clients then swap.  It would save all that built up tension.☺

There's pillows and cushions there, but some just HAVE to have to the one I sleep on!!  :FF
Grab it from away under the duvet, and the sheet that covers it!
I do, Erotic Flower, as soon as any of them have used it I change the pillow-case lol, but I just wonder why they HAVE to have that one lol  ;)
I'm a bit funny about having a clean pillow all the time anyway, never mind having a few stranger's heads on them, no way would I sleep
on it after that!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: roxy666 on 14 September 2015, 02:02:47 pm
I have a completely different duvet a pair of pillows for work, I just chuck the ones I use in another room so clients can't get their hands on my pillows! I fully get it. I like having MY pillows only for MY head, lol. As for the duvet, it's only because my old feather duvet has lost all the feathers in the centre of it from all the shagging on top of the duvet.......and that happened before I started this line of work! :o hahaha. So don't want to ruin my newer feather duvet xox
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Monroe on 17 September 2015, 12:24:46 am
 ;D Wow i started this last year, Glad to see it's still going.. Well not glad you guys are getting annoyed, but you catch my drift haha  :D xxx
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: geordie on 17 September 2015, 01:25:33 am
Ask me personal questions  >:(

What's my real name, what do I study at uni, which uni am I at, what do my parents think of my job, am I single, why am I single, why do I do this job, do I save or blow my wages, do I pay tax?

Mind your own god damn business! I got really annoyed with a client who kept asking me these sorts of questions the other day so asked him exactly the same ones back, he was uncomfortable answering but still didn't take the hint. Grrr
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: mysteriousGirl on 17 September 2015, 11:12:01 pm

Texting all of the time without making a booking.

The "hello my darling how are you, what have you been up to?" kinda messages. Thrice weekly. Sigh  ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 18 September 2015, 02:18:31 pm
'Hi babe r u working' repeatedly despite my ignoring it from the same bloody guy!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 18 September 2015, 09:49:15 pm
'Hi babe r u working' repeatedly despite my ignoring it from the same bloody guy!

Their too daft too understand when they are being ignored or perhaps they think we are too busy to reply so they try texting again? It's confusing because sometimes even when you tell them straight out stop texting me. They still text. One of the many reasons why I could never enjoy this job  ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 18 September 2015, 10:23:18 pm
This week all I've had is texters. I've had to put in massive letters on my profile STOP BLOODY TEXTING ME!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hannaah on 20 September 2015, 02:42:47 pm
Putting a booking request through without asking if you're available first, or even speaking to you at all. this really irritates me to the point I've started saying I'm not available then even if I am.  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: geordie on 20 September 2015, 03:29:29 pm
Putting a booking request through without asking if you're available first, or even speaking to you at all. this really irritates me to the point I've started saying I'm not available then even if I am.  :FF

I hate this! I just ignore
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: meetingdiversity on 20 September 2015, 04:04:41 pm
One just asked me if I can get him some coke. Hey buddy just because I escort doesn't mean I'm a crack whore.  Another example of guys assuming we all take drugs.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Red KB on 21 September 2015, 08:54:54 am
Whispering and/or mumbling instructions so I can't fully hear and have to go, "What?"
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Emma_C on 21 September 2015, 10:00:05 am
Tell me they are married in their emails. It's just their creepy little thrill of getting one over on their Mrs. Sod off!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 22 September 2015, 07:19:23 pm
Oh god yeah the ones that think they need to tell you they have a partner.
These types also seem to want to tell you what they do for a living and what they look like in an introductory email!Why do I need to know these things?Nearly always timewasters or dickheads.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: JoeySalami on 23 September 2015, 05:46:01 am
"You?ve done what I asked, thanks, but it doesn?t give me that floaty feeling I was hoping it would."
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Roxy101 on 24 September 2015, 11:28:05 pm
Well, didn't end up as a client. But just had a booking made for an outcall for two hours in London in October. I asked which station was closest to his and he asked where I was coming in from. He then proceeded to tell me that it was too far for me to travel and he 'recommends' that I explain on my profile how far I would be willing to travel not to catch guys like him and others out.  :-\

Well, my reply to him was 'I apologise if this is too far for you. However, I have and do travel much farther. Thank you for the advice though.

And another thing, my profile states where I'm based, so why ask and then say I'm too far and make out that it is my fault for tricking him?

Some sort of crazy....
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: LovePod on 25 September 2015, 02:36:29 pm
Clients who insist to give me a massage with lots and lots and lots of babyoil so I almost drown in it, and of course then stroke my hair with their oily hands. Had 2 clients today, both of them managed to mess up my hair with their oily paws  :FF

Expecting another one later on but put the babyoil away, no more oily back and hair rubs today.

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Emma_C on 25 September 2015, 02:52:48 pm
When they say they can't find a decent escort in the area, the next town, the county & the region  :o "dissatisfied douche" I'm going to call this dickhead I just had.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: mysteriousGirl on 25 September 2015, 10:48:22 pm
Clients who insist to give me a massage with lots and lots and lots of babyoil so I almost drown in it, and of course then stroke my hair with their oily hands. Had 2 clients today, both of them managed to mess up my hair with their oily paws

Oh gosh I feel your pain I've had this happen to me before and it's so annoying!  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 25 September 2015, 10:50:20 pm
I hold the bottle and put a tiny smear of oil on
his hand and out of his grasp. I wear wigs so can't
be having them destroyed. ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: katrina on 25 September 2015, 11:19:48 pm
*Some* clients do this and its so annoying:

1: Not just press the door buzzer lightly but hold their finger on it for what sounds like ages  ???

2: Then when I can't run to the door immediately that second, press it again in the same way  ::)

3: Finally they don't realise that when I press 'open' on the buzzer it means they have to push said door open   :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BarbaraB on 26 September 2015, 12:45:22 am
 sms     You  are open ?  ehm no... so you are close ?

what make me crazy if somebody call me 10x in 5 min  without my answer or if i decide call with automatic message: hello please  txt me i can't speak now.... still called me ....
Dear, please when u will be downstairs just txt me and i will give you my room number.... So i will call u.... No please txt me, this is more discrete ... and  guess what of course calling

questions of my service or my price what is clearly write in my profile

this is really you in photos ?   no  this is my grandmama

and lot of other  things
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BarbaraB on 26 September 2015, 12:48:35 am
Clients who insist to give me a massage with lots and lots and lots of babyoil so I almost drown in it, and of course then stroke my hair with their oily hands. Had 2 clients today, both of them managed to mess up my hair with their oily paws  :FF

Expecting another one later on but put the babyoil away, no more oily back and hair rubs today.

pretty  good is  oil gel by Johnson Baby ... is not running around lol 
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 26 September 2015, 12:55:22 am
this is really you in photos ?   no  this is my grandmama

I like that one...I will steal it lol ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BarbaraB on 26 September 2015, 10:37:51 am
oh i  forget,  first massage: send me your address

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 26 September 2015, 01:25:55 pm
I wonder if some girls actually just send these guys their address just like that? Maybe they do hence why they try it out on you as well?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BarbaraB on 26 September 2015, 03:38:09 pm
honestly i don't understood this, i did   in past for girls phone calls, and i just can't believe,  honesty my  security is in first point if i stay in hotel, i don't  sending post code..  i had couple strange guys , and  stalkers and  i don't want this anymore ... all time i say in my profile  something like I'm 2 min  by  walk from  Tower hill  station. but still ask me  of full address  withut booking  post code or hotel name .... after what  i clearly explain all is about my and his safety.  all time  i sending  my address hour  before  booking after  we  both confirm this ..... 
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 26 September 2015, 03:54:13 pm
Guys like to say...'oh the other ladies text their address.'
But I think their taking poo.

I know that some SW indy or not, text the guys to arrive
at a landmark and first come first serve instead of the
agreed time slot...as so many are TW.

Or make them wait an hour, turn off their phones etc
Lots will be no-shows so the genuine ones get pissed off.
That's why they're  obsessed with the full address to the point of rudeness.
And they will push till I decline the booking.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BarbaraB on 26 September 2015, 05:10:47 pm
Guys like to say...'oh the other ladies text their address.'



yes "other girls"

 i know couple and i hear couple stories from customers

 girls  do double  bookings, because have a lot of time wasters and  if she book  two of same time  she have bigger  chance somebody will show up ;D

next couple girls is hmm inside some "community"  3 profiles  for 6  girls in one apartment  and just who is  free take this guy who is before door ...

etc etc etc
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: cheesypeas on 30 September 2015, 03:49:29 pm
Had a very genuine, well meaning, polite, 60 year old if I enjoy oral on me.
Well yes I do..very much, but...
The image of an elderly guy's mouth touching me was a cringer
and I put him off.

Now getting a bit of sun  and fresh air :)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: meetingdiversity on 11 October 2015, 06:24:08 pm
When clients make a booking then assume they can come earlier Imagining me sitting down with nothing to just waiting for my phone to ring. How wrong are they. One due at 8.30pm wanted 7pm but have a 6.30pm with a reg. So he decided to stick to the original time. 

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: geordie on 11 October 2015, 06:42:22 pm
When clients make a booking then assume they can come earlier Imagining me sitting down with nothing to just waiting for my phone to ring. How wrong are they. One due at 8.30pm wanted 7pm but have a 6.30pm with a reg. So he decided to stick to the original time.

+1 I only have 15 mins breaks in between clients so if I'm busy, being early pisses me right off.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: meetingdiversity on 11 October 2015, 08:01:41 pm
When clients make a booking then assume they can come earlier Imagining me sitting down with nothing to just waiting for my phone to ring. How wrong are they. One due at 8.30pm wanted 7pm but have a 6.30pm with a reg. So he decided to stick to the original time.

The cheek of the 8.30pm  just texted me to hurry up he has not much time now. I'm not late.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 11 October 2015, 10:32:51 pm
I had an hour between bookings today.... Until the first guy was 20 minutes late and the next guy was 20 minutes early.

So much for a lunch break!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 12 October 2015, 06:48:47 pm
When clients make a booking then assume they can come earlier Imagining me sitting down with nothing to just waiting for my phone to ring. How wrong are they. One due at 8.30pm wanted 7pm but have a 6.30pm with a reg. So he decided to stick to the original time.

The cheek of the 8.30pm  just texted me to hurry up he has not much time now. I'm not late.

I told someone I was available from 7pm the other day and he said something like 'lets say 7:30 but I could end up being earlier depending on work/travel'... like I wouldn't be doing something else?! Or put another booking before his.

Why do they think we're just sat around waiting for them. The time I put between bookings is so I can shower/eat etc or if I don't have a booking until 7:30 I might make plans.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BarbaraB on 12 October 2015, 07:17:56 pm
When clients make a booking then assume they can come earlier Imagining me sitting down with nothing to just waiting for my phone to ring. How wrong are they. One due at 8.30pm wanted 7pm but have a 6.30pm with a reg. So he decided to stick to the original time.

The cheek of the 8.30pm  just texted me to hurry up he has not much time now. I'm not late.

I told someone I was available from 7pm the other day and he said something like 'lets say 7:30 but I could end up being earlier depending on work/travel'... like I wouldn't be doing something else?! Or put another booking before his.

Why do they think we're just sat around waiting for them. The time I put between bookings is so I can shower/eat etc or if I don't have a booking until 7:30 I might make plans.



one time  was  happened  to me   he was 45 min  before   txt me  I'm outside   ...  me but  u  are really early he  well then i cancel  this   booking  you look  stressed ....

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: meetingdiversity on 13 October 2015, 04:13:03 pm
A classic a client books then changes the time which is agreed. Then comes at the original time which is an hour before. He texts me he got the times mixed up and will come back later. What was the point texting me this. I would have done my thing then phoned at the right time.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: verarose on 14 October 2015, 02:03:21 pm
I have noticed that I have grown very good at pretending since escorting, because most clients I see all do something to annoy me but they never know it.

My biggest pet peeve is when clients call me when I clearly state that I am text and email only. I have classes, so I can't answer the phone all the time and when my phone is constantly ringing all the time it distracts me from class and booking appointments in class through texts.

I swear 80% of clients can't read. I am outcall only, yet so many men who contact me expect me to be incall or get a hotel room for us.

I also hate hate hate when men try and barter for a lower donation. And they pull a line like, "cmon baby do it for me" as if I liked them and wanted to have sex with them THAT badly that I would give them a discount. I am a person, not a loaf of bread on sale at the grocery store.

Bad fingering is the worst, and some men just don't know how to do it whatsoever. You would think that men that old would have some experience but most just think brashly shoving a finger up there is gonna instantly make me cum, and speaking of cumming. I hate when clients expect me to cum and say "I really want to make you cum" so they go on forever and hold in their orgasm just because they are trying to make me cum. I know we are supposed to be selling a fantasy, but in reality it's just work for us and I think most of you will agree that it's very hard to cum with a client, and most of the time I don't want to cum with a client because it'll sortof cross the line between work and reality for me...if that makes sense. I only try and cum when I'm having "real" sex with a partner outside of work.

I also hate when potential clients pester me with a ton of questions through email or text when inquiring about my services. The basics like what I offer, donation, my schedule and stuff like that are fine but then some of them want to just get some dirty talk for free out of you or badger you to lower your rate and it's just so annoying. I hate having my time wasted, so I usually stop responding if they keep asking irrelevant questions like what I'm wearing and if I'm horny. They act like I'm just sitting by the phone eagerly waiting for them to reply and they are the only person I'm talking to. I have other people I'm trying to book and that's why I can't be aswering their dumb questions.

Second biggest pet peeve and last one on my list, is when clients just don't respond after leading you on. I don't know if it's just that they chicken out or what but it's happened to me so many times. Like, they will ask to see me and we book an appointment. I get all ready and waste my makeup and gas going to their location, they respond and everything right up until the moment I am outside of their place and then I can't get a hold of them! I text, call, email and nothing! And then some of them have the nerve to message me back the next day saying things like "sorry about the other day...can you come see me now?" ugh!!

Oh, just remembered another one. When clients ask to stick it in without a condom. Now, I know some ladies offer this service for an extra donation which is fine, but it's just not something I am comfortable with. To me, wearing a condom protects both the client and I from any unwanted accidents. So when they ask and I say no, some clients keep asking and asking and offering a higher donation. Are they really that stupid? They know I'm an escort right? Do they realize how many men I have been with? Now, I don't have an STD but in my mind if I were a client I wouldn't want to stick it into a woman who has been with multiple partners just to be safe! And I wouldn't want to get her pregnant either. I swear some of these guys don't think.

Haha. I guess it seems like I'm a really easy person to annoy but in the end it's work and everyone gets annoyed at work (;
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Vichyssoise on 14 October 2015, 03:57:08 pm
Those cock pics are one of the worst things to annoy me. As soon as I get one he is blocked. Second to that are when they ask me for a sexy pic to keep me going till will meet. Just had one of them requests of a reg as well. I am going to keep the cock pic and forward them on to the sexy pic requests now.
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Post by: BibiofLeeds on 14 October 2015, 04:21:55 pm
Yep clients who email via AW for a booking and then don't respond to my prompt reply or don't confirm as asked.Totally does my tree in because I've invested the time to respond and try and make it as smooth as possible.Regulars that start taking the piss,tell fibs and think you are stupid.Caught one out today that has been on thin ice for cancelling and taking 10 emails to sort a booking out because he keeps chopping and changing times.He did the same today after toing and froing agreed to he wanted a 12:30 booking then he tried for an outcall when we had already agreed to an incall then he nattered for earlier before finally cancelling all this via email as he reckons his phone his broken..I since found out this is bullshit its really because he no showed me ages ago..I never let on because he started to see m after a duo with another of his regulars.Anyway lo and behold my duo mate asked me to mind her phone and he then proceeded to book her.My mate actually cancelled on him as she didn't like how he had treated me and wasn't keen on him as a client (bad breath).I've made the decision to totally block him as well,just fed up of guys like this making it overly complicated and playing silly games.Not worth the money.
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Post by: Emma_C on 16 October 2015, 10:32:58 am
After you've already confirmed twice & then they still text & call. Creepy little time stealing titivators who are insecure perverts. Was just quite bunt & said "you are on the pester today aren't you." So he laughed & said "yes I suppose I am, so leave you alone" the penny drops.
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Post by: LondonBased on 16 October 2015, 11:26:24 am
When clients make a booking then assume they can come earlier Imagining me sitting down with nothing to just waiting for my phone to ring. How wrong are they. One due at 8.30pm wanted 7pm but have a 6.30pm with a reg. So he decided to stick to the original time.

I had this happen to me on Tuesday I think it was, he arrived over a half hour early and bombarded me with calls and texts then had the check to text me saying he will wait till 8 before he goes when 8 was when we had arranged in the first place. He also put in a last minute request that if anything was setting me back more time so I ended up cancelling at the last minute because he obviously made me think he was going to be a really horrible client in person so he starts calling me a timewaster and the starts insulting me and giving me abuse. I don't understand how he couldn't see that it was his behaviour that put me off. I am sure that if for any reason he or any other client got a bad feeling at the last minute, they wouldn't think twice about not going through with the appointment.
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Post by: sensualmilf on 16 October 2015, 11:29:33 am
Don't wash their cocks properly in the sink (I insist!)

I spent a half hour booking giving a lesson on penis hygiene after scraping off the fucking limescale. He thought he had a disease ffs. I swear if I'd told him he had Cockeritis he would have gone straight to hospital.  :FF :FF :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 16 October 2015, 01:07:56 pm
Ask me when i'm free then when i tell them I'm free at so and so time or free all day tomorrow they don't reply. I hate when clients ask this. Not sure if I should have put this under how not to book an escort.. It's like they have no interest in booking in the first place but just want to wind you up. I've started ignoring guys that ask me when I'm free now. If you want to book just email me a date and time and if it suits then we go ahead with it..  >:(
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Post by: sourgrapes on 16 October 2015, 01:48:53 pm
Ask me when i'm free then when i tell them I'm free at so and so time or free all day tomorrow they don't reply. I hate when clients ask this. Not sure if I should have put this under how not to book an escort.. It's like they have no interest in booking in the first place but just want to wind you up. I've started ignoring guys that ask me when I'm free now. If you want to book just email me a date and time and if it suits then we go ahead with it..  >:(
I know, right? What sort of a muppet asks questions like "what's your availability like this week?" What do they want - my week's diary on a spreadsheet?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 16 October 2015, 02:49:32 pm
Ask me when i'm free then when i tell them I'm free at so and so time or free all day tomorrow they don't reply. I hate when clients ask this. Not sure if I should have put this under how not to book an escort.. It's like they have no interest in booking in the first place but just want to wind you up. I've started ignoring guys that ask me when I'm free now. If you want to book just email me a date and time and if it suits then we go ahead with it..  >:(
I know, right? What sort of a muppet asks questions like "what's your availability like this week?" What do they want - my week's diary on a spreadsheet?

Lol sometimes I think they gather together and come up with silly things to say,ask and do. Either that or they are all equally stupid!
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Post by: Treetop on 16 October 2015, 04:35:38 pm
Ask me when i'm free then when i tell them I'm free at so and so time or free all day tomorrow they don't reply. I hate when clients ask this. Not sure if I should have put this under how not to book an escort.. It's like they have no interest in booking in the first place but just want to wind you up. I've started ignoring guys that ask me when I'm free now. If you want to book just email me a date and time and if it suits then we go ahead with it..  >:(
I know, right? What sort of a muppet asks questions like "what's your availability like this week?" What do they want - my week's diary on a spreadsheet?

I've never got why they ask this! I resonpd with well roughly what time are you looking for on which day and I'll see what I can do.. and they do seem to want a little spreadsheet or print out of our diaries. I get so annoyed after a couple of rounds of when are you free? When are you looking for I just tell them to get back to me when they know a time and hang up. I have no patients for this question at all.
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Post by: heather3 on 16 October 2015, 05:17:00 pm
...I just had to stop a client coming to see me because he was so critical of my flat - it isn't that bad honestly but he was just so critical about my power shower, my bath mat, the colour of my towels...he must have ocd or something but was just doing my head in.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 16 October 2015, 07:29:33 pm
Guys who have totally unrealistic expectations.Just had a crossdresser asking if I can provide clothes well yes i have lots of clothes so no probs.Then asking if i can do makeup yes no probs..can I do false eyelashes and fake nails for him er no not unless he brings them and is happy going home with false painted nails on.I'm a hooker not a beauty parlour owner.
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Post by: Phoenix on 17 October 2015, 12:46:32 am
I hate it when a guy books me days in advance ( by phone as required ) then assumes it's perfectly acceptable to text a cancellation, with a very poor excuse and no suggestion of an alternative date.

It infuriates me even more when Regulars do this and I don't respond ( sulking  :P ) and won't take any future advance bookings from them.
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Post by: MissFlint on 17 October 2015, 01:00:59 am
When they say they can't find a decent escort in the area, the next town, the county & the region  :o "dissatisfied douche" I'm going to call this dickhead I just had.
Yeah I hate that.  If they're are the types to slag off every escort they've seen it usually means that will be impossible to please and hate women in general!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Emma_C on 17 October 2015, 11:52:23 am
Guys who have totally unrealistic expectations.Just had a crossdresser asking if I can provide clothes well yes i have lots of clothes so no probs.Then asking if i can do makeup yes no probs..can I do false eyelashes and fake nails for him er no not unless he brings them and is happy going home with false painted nails on.I'm a hooker not a beauty parlour owner.

I get this all the time. I'm a size 6/8 & they are are over 12 stone usually  ::) & never done it before. Go to the frickin charity shop mate on your way over, I tell them. Apparently there are exclusive clubs where it is expected for ladies who cater for cross dressers to provide all the gear for them including wigs etc. It kind of makes sense when they are married etc so they don't have to cart it around & can just leave it behind. I wouldn't want to specialise in this & have to store all that stuff.

When they ask to see you on a day you don't work & I have it plastered on my profile & in my automated email that I don't work on that day. Some think they are an exception to the rules.  >:(

Texting me late at night asking to see me in 2 weeks time when I'm in their area & going into graphic detail about what they want to happen in the booking.  :-\ Then when I say go away & read my etiquette section he texts back "will a bunch of flowers make it up to you". I tell you what you can do with those flowers..
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Erotic flower on 17 October 2015, 01:01:00 pm
Consistent messages on aw weeks or months before their imaginary booking !!
Or cancellation of their pre booked reality  visit . :o

Oh you are the best looking escort blah blah I can't wait to meet you we will do this that and the other
Oh I'm so sorry I can't make it  ...
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Post by: fancypants on 17 October 2015, 01:48:04 pm
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Consistent messages on aw weeks or months before their imaginary booking !!
Or cancellation of their pre booked reality  visit .

I fricking hate that!!!! grrrr  :FF   when they've got a huge amount of positive feedback they seem to think that they can get away with it. When I lay down the law in terms of email/text tennis they always say " have you seen my feedback"! that's basically like saying " don't you know who I am"!!! ...... I always reply " have you seen my list of services and rates"? because no where on my profile does it list " email" or " text" as a service!!!
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Post by: Hannaah on 17 October 2015, 02:09:41 pm
Clients that do everything right until it comes to sex and they try and chance bareback, this winds me up SO much.
Clients that try to cram everything into 15 mins also.
Sex talk in texts.
Condescending twats.

Saw someone the other week who tried to sneak in without a condom and stopped him and he said oh yeah you don't want any diseases from me and I don't want any from you neither of us have got any but better safe than sorry....?! Well, I know I haven't but I don't know you haven't just by your say so and why attempt it before saying that then?! He then text recently asking to see me again and asked for a time I don't work, tried to cram everything into my offer on at the moment AND finished the text with sex talk and a "then I'm going to feed your pussy some cream without if possible!" Now I'm fairly certain that means he's asking for bareback, someone correct me if I'm reading that wrong? I didn't allow it the first time, why would I this time  :FF


Oh and a new one for me- Clients feeling guilty afterwards and letting you know?

I offer BDSM and sub/dom services and saw someone recently who wished to try it for the first time and emailed me this morning saying he knows everything was consensual but he can't stop feeling guilty about what happened in the appointment and for the first time in a long time said a prayer for both of us- him to be forgiven and for me to find a better life because I don't deserve this life and am just a young girl. I'm 27! I understand those services aren't to everyones tastes and I understand some will feel guilty if it's new to them, but I'm perfectly fine with what I offer and sub/have a Dom in my personal life too, it was the condescending change my life, don't deserve this etc that pissed me off. He could have stopped the appointment at any time if he was uncomfortable just like I could, so don't try and dump your guilt on to me!
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Post by: amy on 17 October 2015, 02:14:56 pm
"then I'm going to feed your pussy some cream without if possible!" Now I'm fairly certain that means he's asking for bareback, someone correct me if I'm reading that wrong?

Hmm. Have you got a cat? ;D
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Post by: Hannaah on 17 October 2015, 02:27:49 pm
"then I'm going to feed your pussy some cream without if possible!" Now I'm fairly certain that means he's asking for bareback, someone correct me if I'm reading that wrong?

Hmm. Have you got a cat? ;D

Hahahaha. I do have a kitten actually and it's the same client who saw his bowl and asked about him and then spent 20 minutes telling me about his two cats!  ;D
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Post by: Treetop on 17 October 2015, 02:32:54 pm
"then I'm going to feed your pussy some cream without if possible!" Now I'm fairly certain that means he's asking for bareback, someone correct me if I'm reading that wrong?

Hmm. Have you got a cat? ;D

Hahahaha. I do have a kitten actually and it's the same client who saw his bowl and asked about him and then spent 20 minutes telling me about his two cats!  ;D

You never know some guys really like kitties! I had a client who used to bring my pussy dreamies and actual cat cream/milk ..... only time I've let clients give my pussy a creamy treat. ;-)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Erotic flower on 17 October 2015, 04:02:58 pm
Ask me when i'm free then when i tell them I'm free at so and so time or free all day tomorrow they don't reply. I hate when clients ask this. Not sure if I should have put this under how not to book an escort.. It's like they have no interest in booking in the first place but just want to wind you up. I've started ignoring guys that ask me when I'm free now. If you want to book just email me a date and time and if it suits then we go ahead with it..  >:(
I know, right? What sort of a muppet asks questions like "what's your availability like this week?" What do they want - my week's diary on a spreadsheet?
I get this stupid question I them say only such a day and time is free now I'm quire busy so what would you like they often don't want you to do this to them as they are vague and just callers not bookers
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 18 October 2015, 09:33:12 pm
Insist that what I do is illegal and when I say otherwise they get extremely frustrated and argumentative  as they are so sure that it's illegal lol! How about basing your argument on some facts rather than TV and your own assumptions? I had one client even tell me that I should delete all message from clients off my phone in case I get stopped my police! Their ignorance frustrates me because it's like they refuse to do any research but remain in their ignorance! Ignorance without willingness to learn is being dumb! Cannot believe in this day and age people still think prostitution is illegal in England. Talk about being singleminded. Stupid Clients Annoy Me!!!!!!!
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Post by: fancypants on 19 October 2015, 04:53:48 pm
Spend years getting dressed. Took 40 minutes for my last client to put his fucking pants on.His package wasn't that big. From now on I refuse to see people above 60.  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: kate_x on 19 October 2015, 05:15:05 pm
Ask me when i'm free then when i tell them I'm free at so and so time or free all day tomorrow they don't reply. I hate when clients ask this. Not sure if I should have put this under how not to book an escort.. It's like they have no interest in booking in the first place but just want to wind you up. I've started ignoring guys that ask me when I'm free now. If you want to book just email me a date and time and if it suits then we go ahead with it..  >:(
I know, right? What sort of a muppet asks questions like "what's your availability like this week?" What do they want - my week's diary on a spreadsheet?
I get this stupid question I them say only such a day and time is free now I'm quire busy so what would you like they often don't want you to do this to them as they are vague and just callers not bookers

At the moment I keep getting "are you working today?"
I say "yes". They ask when I'm available.....I say I'm working until 9pm and when they know a definite time then to let me know
They don't ring back!

In my experience if someone is serious about booking they will ask if I'm available at a specific time rather than all this vagueness!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Erotic flower on 19 October 2015, 05:58:57 pm
Insist that what I do is illegal and when I say otherwise they get extremely frustrated and argumentative  as they are so sure that it's illegal lol! How about basing your argument on some facts rather than TV and your own assumptions? I had one client even tell me that I should delete all message from clients off my phone in case I get stopped my police! Their ignorance frustrates me because it's like they refuse to do any research but remain in their ignorance! Ignorance without willingness to learn is being dumb! Cannot believe in this day and age people still think prostitution is illegal in England. Talk about being singleminded. Stupid Clients Annoy Me!!!!!!!
We're you tempted to tell them it might be illegal  to be calling you what paranoid jackasses! !
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Post by: geordie on 20 October 2015, 04:59:41 pm
Ask me to recommend someone! Really grinds my gears. Most of the time they don't mention any particular type/services so I don't know how they expect me to know who they'd like anyway. Surely it would be easier to pop on a punting forum and ask them instead of emailing/ringing random escorts to recommend someone. I'm not shagging other escorts either so I've got no idea whether they'd be any good or not!

Needed a rant there  ;D
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Post by: KittenCandy on 20 October 2015, 06:49:09 pm
Insist that what I do is illegal and when I say otherwise they get extremely frustrated and argumentative  as they are so sure that it's illegal lol! How about basing your argument on some facts rather than TV and your own assumptions? I had one client even tell me that I should delete all message from clients off my phone in case I get stopped my police! Their ignorance frustrates me because it's like they refuse to do any research but remain in their ignorance! Ignorance without willingness to learn is being dumb! Cannot believe in this day and age people still think prostitution is illegal in England. Talk about being singleminded. Stupid Clients Annoy Me!!!!!!!
We're you tempted to tell them it might be illegal  to be calling you what paranoid jackasses! !
No because It might have just turned into a useless debate and I hate debating with stupid men that know nothing apart from how to put a cock in a pussy. I just kindly rushed him out the door to avoid listening to his ignorance any longer.
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Post by: BibiofLeeds on 20 October 2015, 07:40:29 pm
Ah yes!The odd cheeky twat who rings me up to ask for another girls number as they have forgotten it and I do duos with said girl..feck off and go on the internet am not their pimp!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: GoddessEveEnglish on 21 October 2015, 07:23:40 pm
When a client makes an advance booking, confirms, and then sets up an RB for that exact date and time!!

Plan B anyone??!!!
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Post by: fancypants on 21 October 2015, 09:09:18 pm
October, the month when spirits and idiots are the most active, well for me anyway. Seem to be attracting the forest Gumps at the moment.  :-[ 


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When a client makes an advance booking, confirms, and then sets up an RB for that exact date and time!!

Plan B anyone??!!!
If possible I would double book . Perhaps RB is just a plan B for him.
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Post by: Sunshine1715 on 22 October 2015, 12:12:57 am
Guys like to say...'oh the other ladies text their address.'



yes "other girls"

 i know couple and i hear couple stories from customers

 girls  do double  bookings, because have a lot of time wasters and  if she book  two of same time  she have bigger  chance somebody will show up ;D

next couple girls is hmm inside some "community"  3 profiles  for 6  girls in one apartment  and just who is  free take this guy who is before door ...

etc etc etc
Well once I had really bad day with TW and was so upset so next 4 were calling me I made exactly on the same time and... what happened? They didn't arrived but the 5th one ( one of my regulars) ring me and said I can be in 10 mins, he came and I made my hr at least. Usually I do not do multiple bookings but sometime if punters play hard I do play harder
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Post by: KittenCandy on 23 October 2015, 10:18:04 am
Ask me when i'm free then when i tell them I'm free at so and so time or free all day tomorrow they don't reply. I hate when clients ask this. Not sure if I should have put this under how not to book an escort.. It's like they have no interest in booking in the first place but just want to wind you up. I've started ignoring guys that ask me when I'm free now. If you want to book just email me a date and time and if it suits then we go ahead with it..  >:(
I know, right? What sort of a muppet asks questions like "what's your availability like this week?" What do they want - my week's diary on a spreadsheet?
I get this stupid question I them say only such a day and time is free now I'm quire busy so what would you like they often don't want you to do this to them as they are vague and just callers not bookers

At the moment I keep getting "are you working today?"
I say "yes". They ask when I'm available.....I say I'm working until 9pm and when they know a definite time then to let me know
They don't ring back!

In my experience if someone is serious about booking they will ask if I'm available at a specific time rather than all this vagueness!

Indeed. From now on I am ignoring and deleting vague messages like this and I am being very strict about it. Messages like, "are you available tomorrow?", "I would like to arrange a booking" "when can I see you?" etc, would go directly into the trash folder. NO EXCEPTIONS!
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Post by: Marianne on 24 October 2015, 08:31:21 am
At the moment my tolerance must be low, everything seems to be annoying me. Maybe time for a wee break!  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Midsstudent on 24 October 2015, 04:45:04 pm
I don't mind if they are vague asking about a certain day (i.e. are you available tomorrow) I'll just reply asking what time they were thinking. However, asking for the week/month etc is just TW tactics.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Erotic flower on 25 October 2015, 11:06:50 am
The continuous emails asking me to meet them on days I'm not available then getting annoyed because I don't get back to them
I'm part time I'm not a 24hr tesco !
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Librarylady on 25 October 2015, 11:25:01 am
Sending super long essays with what they want. How are we supposed to remember if we were to see them? Keep referring back to their messages? lol
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Erotic flower on 25 October 2015, 01:04:10 pm
Sending super long essays with what they want. How are we supposed to remember if we were to see them? Keep referring back to their messages? lol
Yes I get this long email describing the booking I would have to keep looking at this stupid email if I took his booking
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 25 October 2015, 04:06:25 pm
I don't mind if they are vague asking about a certain day (i.e. are you available tomorrow) I'll just reply asking what time they were thinking. However, asking for the week/month etc is just TW tactics.
The thing with me is that when they ask if I am available tomorrow and I respond with "Yes, what time would you like to come see me?" They usually never respond. Probably because they did a copy and paste and sent to various other escorts and someone else responded  before me. But common sense would say, "I want a same day booking so perhaps I should call her as she may not be sitting round on her computer waiting to respond to emails" Either that or they just do it for kicks. I don't bother replying to them now, especially if I know that I am not free as I get the odd cow that don't bother acknowledging responses regardless if you say you are free or not.  I even had one client ask me what time I was free today, I told him that I am free all day, he then replied, so what time are you free? again I said all day.We went back and forth like this about four times. Perhaps I need to work on my responses? To me, free all day means anytime is good and suggests that you can pick anytime you like to come around. Maybe I'm wrong> ??? Someone help me here
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Post by: Librarylady on 25 October 2015, 04:29:39 pm
I do the same as midsstudent and most of the time they reply with a time (the ones who have feedback anyway). I ignore 0 feedback guys to save time. I learnt very quickly only around 1/20 turns into a real booking and I didn't want to keep wasting my time.
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Post by: The_Lynx on 25 October 2015, 04:31:35 pm
I even had one client ask me what time I was free today, I told him that I am free all day, he then replied, so what time are you free? again I said all day.We went back and forth like this about four times. Perhaps I need to work on my responses? To me, free all day means anytime is good and suggests that you can pick anytime you like to come around. Maybe I'm wrong> ??? Someone help me here

Suggest a time to 'close' the sale, I'd say. I've had it happen before that they also have a very open schedule and want YOU to suggest a time. The worst case, you realize they are faffing about. Best case scenario, you avoid email ping-pong and set an appointment.
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Post by: BibiofLeeds on 26 October 2015, 07:13:26 pm
Yes I also find the emailers who ask for same day bookings rarely come to anything but I answer still and normally say I am and would they prefer afternoon or evening.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Secret-Whore on 01 November 2015, 05:54:35 pm
'Are you available for a booking on Friday?'
'I'm sorry but I'm not available on Friday.'
'Are you sure?'

'Are you available at xx:xx on Tuesday?'
'Unfortunately I can only do from/before xx:xx'
'Are you sure you can't do xx:xx?'

YES, I'M FUCKING SURE. I can't stand these idiots. Under what circumstances would I not be sure? Has the answer ever been 'Nah, you're right. I'm lying in order to not get paid.'
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nova on 01 November 2015, 06:12:58 pm
'Are you available for a booking on Friday?'
'I'm sorry but I'm not available on Friday.'
'Are you sure?'

'Are you available at xx:xx on Tuesday?'
'Unfortunately I can only do from/before xx:xx'
'Are you sure you can't do xx:xx?'

YES, I'M FUCKING SURE. I can't stand these idiots. Under what circumstances would I not be sure? Has the answer ever been 'Nah, you're right. I'm lying in order to not get paid.'

Had this recently. My availability was on my profile but he still asked when I was free. I typed it all out again for him, then he asked for a tyme I had just listed as not free. I said, 'As I said, I'm not free at that time. Can do from x time on that day.' His response: 'I would really like an earlier time than that. Can you not make an exception for me?'
So he genuinely thought that when I said I was not free at that time, that I was planning to just lounge around and do nothing, turning down bookings for lolz. It never occurred to him I might actually be busy or, god forbid, already booked! As it happens I was on a training course on that day and he was really surprised when I told him that.
Another thing about that message was, 'Can you not make an exception for me?' Change my existing plans for someone I've never met, who already sounds like a demanding, disrespectful fool? Sure, why not?!   :FF :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Secret-Whore on 01 November 2015, 06:27:20 pm
'Are you available for a booking on Friday?'
'I'm sorry but I'm not available on Friday.'
'Are you sure?'

'Are you available at xx:xx on Tuesday?'
'Unfortunately I can only do from/before xx:xx'
'Are you sure you can't do xx:xx?'

YES, I'M FUCKING SURE. I can't stand these idiots. Under what circumstances would I not be sure? Has the answer ever been 'Nah, you're right. I'm lying in order to not get paid.'

Had this recently. My availability was on my profile but he still asked when I was free. I typed it all out again for him, then he asked for a tyme I had just listed as not free. I said, 'As I said, I'm not free at that time. Can do from x time on that day.' His response: 'I would really like an earlier time than that. Can you not make an exception for me?'
So he genuinely thought that when I said I was not free at that time, that I was planning to just lounge around and do nothing, turning down bookings for lolz. It never occurred to him I might actually be busy or, god forbid, already booked! As it happens I was on a training course on that day and he was really surprised when I told him that.
Another thing about that message was, 'Can you not make an exception for me?' Change my existing plans for someone I've never met, who already sounds like a demanding, disrespectful fool? Sure, why not?!   :FF :FF

Exactly. I sometimes do incalls and advertise the dates on my profile. I always, without fail, get guys who can't be bothered to read when I'm available. What really annoys me though are the ones who ask if I can make an exception for them  ::) One time I explained to a guy that I don't conduct them from my home, but I book somewhere and therefore can only offer incalls on the dates I have booked accommodation. His response? 'Can you please make an exception for me and let me come to your house?'. I didn't bother texting back.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: TrashAzn on 01 November 2015, 06:29:25 pm

Another thing about that message was, 'Can you not make an exception for me?' Change my existing plans for someone I've never met, who already sounds like a demanding, disrespectful fool? Sure, why not?!   :FF :FF

Oh I hate that crap. I think people just assume this is the only thing you do full time and that you have a full weekly schedule free to play around with. I'm a student so I keep my bookings to weekends so I have the week to attend and get work done and all the time people ask me to do things on a weekday and not in the evening they want it in the middle of the day then I say I don't work on weekdays because I'm busy with other things and they get all patronising like "I'll give you an extra ?10 I think we can make this work for both of us"

Because ?10 is so important to me that I'll skip Uni just to run after them. I'm already turning down my fee to not book at a time that suits them ?10 won't make any difference nor does it impress me.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 01 November 2015, 08:05:12 pm
Yep I hate these sort of guys too.Had someone the other night who asked if I was available at around 8pm (I only work until 9pm anyway but had finished earlier due to other commitments).I explained I wasn't around to then get the same text 10 mins apart (I'd ignored the first text)saying that he was only in Leeds for one night and had been looking forward to seeing me and was there anything we could do to make it happen?I replied if he had been so looking forward to seeing me and wanted to know how to 'make it happen' why not try giving me abit more notice?Oddly I got no reply..silly sod!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Librarylady on 01 November 2015, 10:34:29 pm
I had this too a few weeks ago. He text me about a booking at 11am. I told him I couldn't do anything until 1pm, a few messages were exchanged about location at which point I repeated the fact I wasn't free until 1 and then I got 'how about 12?' when I didn't reply I got a message about 10 minutes later saying 'can you let me know asap please'.

The thing is as I had told him, I was working. Clients don't like it when we text through bookings with them, but when we're not with them do they expect us to text during our bookings?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hadley on 02 November 2015, 02:34:35 am
I totally agree... my bugbear is when someone asks me "What is the earliest time you would be available on (e.g.) Wednesday?"

I reply "The earliest time I would be available on Wednesday would be x o'clock".

Inevitably, I get the response "Can't you do any earlier?" Well no, as that would be what earliest means!

God loves a trier though bless them  ;D






Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 02 November 2015, 10:19:16 am
I had a guy ask for a 15 min quickie and I told him the earliest I could do was 2pm he agreed to that but then texted asking what time could he see me?!?I repeated 2pm.He then asked if I could do earlier I said no.He then turned up at 1:30 rang and asked if he could see me...at which point I told him to forget it.I always think if they are that pushy on the phone they are going to be as pushy face to face.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jenny 2 on 02 November 2015, 05:31:39 pm
'Are you available for a booking on Friday?'
'I'm sorry but I'm not available on Friday.'
'Are you sure?'

'Are you available at xx:xx on Tuesday?'
'Unfortunately I can only do from/before xx:xx'
'Are you sure you can't do xx:xx?'

YES, I'M FUCKING SURE. I can't stand these idiots. Under what circumstances would I not be sure? Has the answer ever been 'Nah, you're right. I'm lying in order to not get paid.'

Love it!  Made me chuckle to myself! 

I think they get up themselves and almost feel snubbed that we are not available!  I think a lot of them think they are the one and only that matter !  Like we don't have other clients nor personal lives................... ! 
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Wailing Banshee on 02 November 2015, 10:08:48 pm
Have a horrible cough at the moment so not working... yesterday...

Caller: Can I see you today?
Me: Sorry but I'm not working until Wednesday now.
Caller: Oh, why not? (not that it's any of his bloody business!)
Me: I've got a cough and cold at the moment
Caller: Oh I don't mind.
Me: But I do, I'm having some time off
Caller: Oh pleeeeeeeease.... I really want to see you (whingy child mode)
Me: Well you can wait until I'm better then
Caller: Just 15 minutes

I hang up. Dick.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lushblossom on 03 November 2015, 11:45:01 am
I hate it when they are a first timer i.e. have never ever met an escort before and I say please do not show up too early as I won't be ready.  Then they end up showing up twenty minutes early and they don't understand why I can't see them straightaway.

I think it is because guys don't take long to get ready - don't they realise women have to GET PROPERLY READY?!

Even boyfriends go weird like that, leaving the house quickly while we get our hair brushed and put our lipstick on.  We can't just get our things on and face ready in 2 minutes like men do ....  When will men ever learn!! :(
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: TrashAzn on 03 November 2015, 12:20:49 pm
One I'm slowly starting to hate and I don't think it'll ever stop is the guys you get who see you as some sort of weird Science experiment where they feel the need to prod and examine you. I'll be laid there expecting them to perform oral and instead they sort of just stare at my bits and poke their fingers around opening me up looking at it like it's an alien. I mean it's just the same as all the others I'm sure they have seen plenty of close ups in porn. After a while I'm just thinking okay one of two things better happens soon. 1. You stop playing with your food and eat or 2. You stop being fascinated with my vagina and find something else to do.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Librarylady on 03 November 2015, 02:32:17 pm
Can anyone explain to me the type of fingering where they don't actually penetrate you with their fingers, just sort of poke at the opening? It's so uncomfortable.

My biggest pet peeve is when they don't just stroke your hair while kissing but they sort of scrub it up and down like they are trying to give me an afro lol I had my hair done today and the client kept doing this, I was dying to just stop him and say 'pleaseeee you're going to make it all greesy!!!'
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: fancypants on 03 November 2015, 03:24:21 pm
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My biggest pet peeve is when they don't just stroke your hair while kissing but they sort of scrub it up and down like they are trying to give me an afro

This is also my biggest pet peeve ! Not only do they give me  an afro but they rub my eyebrows off as well and if that wasn't bad enough their version of dfk means eating my face...I've got a tiny head so I naturally get quite anxious.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: TrashAzn on 03 November 2015, 05:20:56 pm


This is also my biggest pet peeve ! Not only do they give me  an afro but they rub my eyebrows off as well and if that wasn't bad enough their version of dfk means eating my face...I've got a tiny head so I naturally get quite anxious.

Maybe they thought your head was a lollipop. It's the only explanation for them doing that.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: fancypants on 03 November 2015, 05:38:28 pm


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Maybe they thought your head was a lollipop. It's the only explanation for them doing that.

Great..i've now got the lollipop song stuck in my lollipop head!


Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jenny 2 on 03 November 2015, 05:41:14 pm
OMG Ladies you are making me laugh out loud but it's all so true! 

The worst thing that I've had happen is the ones that go down there and use their teeth (and I'm not talking about buck toothed guys either)!!!  I literally had to stop someone a few weeks ago for fear he was going to bite my bits off!  Sheesh!   :FF

As for those that say make an exception for me - agreed I hate that!  As though we're meant to have no other clients, no personal commitments, just drop everything for the great HIM!  I had someone recently begging to be 'squeezed in' -  I retorted with how disgusting - do you think I want a production line of guys waiting at my door!  Do one! 
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jenny 2 on 03 November 2015, 05:47:08 pm
Sorry to resurrect this old chestnut - the offer of dinner (with the intention of not getting paid for it!)

Recently, I've had two fairly good regulars ask me out for dinner with the usual crap of lovely fancy place, nice food, drink bla bla bla bla and it's fairly clear from their talking that they're not intending to pay for my time.  It really fucks me off but perhaps I've laid my bed as instead of flatly saying no first time they suggest it, I just avoid the subject and hope it doesn't come up again but it does! 

Although saying that had another good reg ask me out to lunch - got out of that one by saying I don't do lunch as it's working hours and I'd hate to miss out on work.................................. 

Final rant - just had someone ring for a booking, last minute and again, as it's evening asked if I had eaten supper.  I said why ?  And of course he's suggested dinner (and not a dinner date but dinner before/after the booking)  I replied I don't do dinner, food doesn't interest me so I just eat whenever I have time LOL so no thanks to dinner but I'll still take your booking LOL
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hannaah on 03 November 2015, 07:12:32 pm
Think my life is their buisness!!

I hurt myself last night so cancelled all appointments until further notice and got asked if it was a work related injury or something else and when I didnt text back called two hours after.  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nova on 03 November 2015, 07:50:47 pm
I hate it when they are a first timer i.e. have never ever met an escort before and I say please do not show up too early as I won't be ready.  Then they end up showing up twenty minutes early and they don't understand why I can't see them straightaway.

I think it is because guys don't take long to get ready - don't they realise women have to GET PROPERLY READY?!

Even boyfriends go weird like that, leaving the house quickly while we get our hair brushed and put our lipstick on.  We can't just get our things on and face ready in 2 minutes like men do ....  When will men ever learn!! :(

This. Totally this.
The guys who do this must imagine that we just sit around perfectly made up with the room ready and everything in place all day just twiddling our thumbs til they turn up. I've had to explain to quite a few that I time my getting ready-ness to finish when your booking is due to start. Maybe I should just start letting them in and explain that the reason my hair is dripping wet/I have no make-up on/the room is a mess is because they didn't have the courtesy to give me the time to prepare those things.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jenny 2 on 03 November 2015, 07:57:02 pm
LOL we're on a roll today girls.................

Following on from the getting ready for a booking - ever had someone suggest he come even if you are not ready!  I've had the odd one say, oh I don't mind if you're not ready or I'll just wait while you get ready.........................

Me thinks no way - do you really want to see me in my civvies (whatever I threw on that morning), no make up, etc............. and no I don't want you sitting watching me whist I run around my flat with rollers in my hair and one leg in a stocking and one out, brushing my teeth and generally cursing you for being early (not to mention awful wind I've got today................ too much roughage LOL )
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: xSweetCheeksx on 06 November 2015, 04:05:47 pm
Ugh, just had a right horrible bastard so need to vent!

So this guy phones me, sounded okay but a little on the cocky/arrogant side but as business is slow today i accepted. He said he either wants 15mins or 30mins but ask if he could decide once here. Again, business being slow i was past caring and said yes.
So he turns up telling me he's parked in a multi story. He was like "damn i really want half an hour but need the change for the car park, what can you do for ?60?" So i just said 20mins (i charge 50 for 15mins and 70 for 30mins so thought 60 for 20mins is reasonable).
He said that's fine. So i put the money away and started the booking. He was seriously tall, maybe 6ft3ish and omg he was so fucking rough! I feel like a damaged rag doll now!  >:( I had to tell him to calm it down and then half way though the cheeky twat asks if I'd do the extra 10mins for free so that he could have half an hour. I was fuming from feeling like a rag doll at this point so point blank said 'sorry but no, this is my job. I don't do it for the good of my health!'. I was just feeling that way out.
Literally can't wait for today to be ddone with, had enough! My bits feel sore and i just want a nice hot bath and a big glass of wine. Roll on 7.30!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 08 November 2015, 01:14:49 am
Chilling on the bed after they have cum with a small amount of time left. Maybe i'm just being a bitch? but it really irritates me when they do this. I had a client recently book a half hour appointment, came in 25 mins then had the cheek to lay their on the bed expecting some additional service or something, saying "what are you going to do to me now?" I was just a bit in shock as most men just get up use the shower and leave bang on time or politely inform me that they are just calming down for a few minutes. That's fine and all but this particular individual seemed a bit weird, supposedly wanting a hand job for the next 5 mins but it mostly takes them around 5mins to put their shit on and get out. 10 mins if they take a shower. So why he didn't just jump in the shower and leave , I do not know. Yes, I understand you want your moneys worth and all but let's not start something we clearly cannot finish. He clearly didn't want to use those final 5mins to pack up and go and It's funny because some refuse to have a shower in a 30min booking as they say it eats in to their time but oh how they jump in the shower afterwards to eat into my time. I'm pretty sure if a client books a certain amount of time he has to shower, sex and leave your presence within that time? ??? ???  So if you book an hour from 2, I expect you out by 3. I hesitantly allow an extra 10mins for shower etc in certain circumstances but even that still pisses me off. I think he was just trying to see if he can get extra time without me saying anything about it though, but then again he genuinely looked, acted and spoke quite thick so I believe something's not connecting in his upstairs.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: The_Lynx on 08 November 2015, 05:22:43 am
I'm pretty sure if a client books a certain amount of time he has to shower, sex and leave your presence within that time? ??? ???  So if you book an hour from 2, I expect you out by 3.

This will vary from person to person. I generally don't do incalls so I don't have the issue of people overstaying, but I don't count any light chat before getting down to business towards their time.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 08 November 2015, 09:14:05 am
I'm pretty sure if a client books a certain amount of time he has to shower, sex and leave your presence within that time? ??? ???  So if you book an hour from 2, I expect you out by 3.

This will vary from person to person. I generally don't do incalls so I don't have the issue of people overstaying, but I don't count any light chat before getting down to business towards their time.
ahhhh I use to do this back when I was nice lol :P
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: TrashAzn on 08 November 2015, 11:42:07 am
If they want to chat they can pay me first lol. People try all sorts of things to make you forget about the money so you shouldn't really delay that. I'm not totally strict about time but you give an inch they take a mile. Talk about how you don't include shower time in their time with you and then they want a 45 minute shower with you before anything starts.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: xSweetCheeksx on 08 November 2015, 03:10:13 pm
Chilling on the bed after they have cum with a small amount of time left. Maybe i'm just being a bitch? but it really irritates me when they do this. I had a client recently book a half hour appointment, came in 25 mins then had the cheek to lay their on the bed expecting some additional service or something, saying "what are you going to do to me now?" I was just a bit in shock as most men just get up use the shower and leave bang on time or politely inform me that they are just calming down for a few minutes. That's fine and all but this particular individual seemed a bit weird, supposedly wanting a hand job for the next 5 mins but it mostly takes them around 5mins to put their shit on and get out. 10 mins if they take a shower. So why he didn't just jump in the shower and leave , I do not know. Yes, I understand you want your moneys worth and all but let's not start something we clearly cannot finish. He clearly didn't want to use those final 5mins to pack up and go and It's funny because some refuse to have a shower in a 30min booking as they say it eats in to their time but oh how they jump in the shower afterwards to eat into my time. I'm pretty sure if a client books a certain amount of time he has to shower, sex and leave your presence within that time? ??? ???  So if you book an hour from 2, I expect you out by 3. I hesitantly allow an extra 10mins for shower etc in certain circumstances but even that still pisses me off. I think he was just trying to see if he can get extra time without me saying anything about it though, but then again he genuinely looked, acted and spoke quite thick so I believe something's not connecting in his upstairs.
I'm completely with you on this. If an hour booking starts at 2pm i want rhem out by 3pm. I have 2 regulars i had to really put my foot down with cause one of them kept booking 15min quickies and was staying about 30mins in total cause he wanted to shower then even whilst getting ready putting clothes back on, he'd stop putting his stuff on if ye was talking. This seriously irritates me, why is it so hard to put your clothes on WHILST talking!! I also have a reg who always books 45mins but would essentially end up having an hour for the price of a 45min booking due to taking the piss about cumming then the shower then yapping. It wound me up so much that in the end i told them through text when each booked again that due to it making me late for other bookings, if you want 45mins or 15mins, this includes showering in that time slot. Not afterwards. Glad i said something cause neither take the piss now and my 15min now always books 30mins.
I know some men accuse of clock watching but at the end of the day it works both ways. If you're going to take an hour book an hour, not 45mins! You wouldn't do this in other aspects of life when buying things so why with us!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: The_Lynx on 08 November 2015, 03:29:26 pm
I'm pretty sure if a client books a certain amount of time he has to shower, sex and leave your presence within that time? ??? ???  So if you book an hour from 2, I expect you out by 3.

This will vary from person to person. I generally don't do incalls so I don't have the issue of people overstaying, but I don't count any light chat before getting down to business towards their time.
ahhhh I use to do this back when I was nice lol :P

I find it easy to be polite towards everyone regardless of how they act, so people whom I find amicable are easy to be nice to. And I find most of my clients pleasant, really. I'm also lucky enough to have a fair few clients who are so easy to talk to that I've stuck around for 20-30 minutes after the meeting, just chatting over a coffee. ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 09 November 2015, 12:56:56 am
Chilling on the bed after they have cum with a small amount of time left. Maybe i'm just being a bitch? but it really irritates me when they do this. I had a client recently book a half hour appointment, came in 25 mins then had the cheek to lay their on the bed expecting some additional service or something, saying "what are you going to do to me now?" I was just a bit in shock as most men just get up use the shower and leave bang on time or politely inform me that they are just calming down for a few minutes. That's fine and all but this particular individual seemed a bit weird, supposedly wanting a hand job for the next 5 mins but it mostly takes them around 5mins to put their shit on and get out. 10 mins if they take a shower. So why he didn't just jump in the shower and leave , I do not know. Yes, I understand you want your moneys worth and all but let's not start something we clearly cannot finish. He clearly didn't want to use those final 5mins to pack up and go and It's funny because some refuse to have a shower in a 30min booking as they say it eats in to their time but oh how they jump in the shower afterwards to eat into my time. I'm pretty sure if a client books a certain amount of time he has to shower, sex and leave your presence within that time? ??? ???  So if you book an hour from 2, I expect you out by 3. I hesitantly allow an extra 10mins for shower etc in certain circumstances but even that still pisses me off. I think he was just trying to see if he can get extra time without me saying anything about it though, but then again he genuinely looked, acted and spoke quite thick so I believe something's not connecting in his upstairs.
I'm completely with you on this. If an hour booking starts at 2pm i want rhem out by 3pm. I have 2 regulars i had to really put my foot down with cause one of them kept booking 15min quickies and was staying about 30mins in total cause he wanted to shower then even whilst getting ready putting clothes back on, he'd stop putting his stuff on if ye was talking. This seriously irritates me, why is it so hard to put your clothes on WHILST talking!! I also have a reg who always books 45mins but would essentially end up having an hour for the price of a 45min booking due to taking the piss about cumming then the shower then yapping. It wound me up so much that in the end i told them through text when each booked again that due to it making me late for other bookings, if you want 45mins or 15mins, this includes showering in that time slot. Not afterwards. Glad i said something cause neither take the piss now and my 15min now always books 30mins.
I know some men accuse of clock watching but at the end of the day it works both ways. If you're going to take an hour book an hour, not 45mins! You wouldn't do this in other aspects of life when buying things so why with us!

Oh my gosh. Yes it's true. Especially the part when they stop putting their clothes on when they are talking. Most of them do it if not all, hence why I leave the room when they are changing.   Some of them book 30 minutes hoping that you would allow them an extra 10mins so they get 40mins hence why I am strict with time. Cheeky bastards. That's why I work at making them cum at a certain time. So if a client books 30 minutes at 2pm, at 2:15 I move on to making him cum, I can never wait till last 10 mins because  I would get agitated, especially if they haven't cum yet. I tend to just walk out the room when i am trying to make a client cum and he only has 5mins left and he just won't cum. I just get too anxious.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 09 November 2015, 01:02:42 am
If they want to chat they can pay me first lol. People try all sorts of things to make you forget about the money so you shouldn't really delay that. I'm not totally strict about time but you give an inch they take a mile. Talk about how you don't include shower time in their time with you and then they want a 45 minute shower with you before anything starts.

LIKED^
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lucie268 on 10 November 2015, 01:30:41 am
'Are you available for a booking on Friday?'
'I'm sorry but I'm not available on Friday.'
'Are you sure?'

'Are you available at xx:xx on Tuesday?'
'Unfortunately I can only do from/before xx:xx'
'Are you sure you can't do xx:xx?'

YES, I'M FUCKING SURE. I can't stand these idiots. Under what circumstances would I not be sure? Has the answer ever been 'Nah, you're right. I'm lying in order to not get paid.'

Major annoyance, this. I remember telling one guy I wasn't free the day he wanted and he said 'if you could see me then I would be grateful'. Sorry, what does your being grateful have to do with it?

It's the neediness and the expectation that we should change our plans and sacrifice our free time to suit them that gets me.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lois01827 on 10 November 2015, 02:02:26 am
Breathe?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Teddy Bear on 10 November 2015, 03:48:34 am
Attempt to go through my whole condom stash for their flaccid cock and then get tetchy when I cut them off at 3 per booking if there is no action, seriously they just ping them off and go "got another"? How about no dickhead.

Oh and stress utter discretion on my part and then I get to their house and it's lit up like the fucking 4th of July at 4AM! Seriously?! You have the nerve to ask if I'm discreet.

I honestly believe that to be a hookers client you have to have a knobhead gene and a complete lack of self awareness because I've never met human beings like them in any other facet of my life before ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: geordie on 10 November 2015, 10:14:24 am
Chilling on the bed after they have cum with a small amount of time left. Maybe i'm just being a bitch? but it really irritates me when they do this. I had a client recently book a half hour appointment, came in 25 mins then had the cheek to lay their on the bed expecting some additional service or something, saying "what are you going to do to me now?" I was just a bit in shock as most men just get up use the shower and leave bang on time or politely inform me that they are just calming down for a few minutes. That's fine and all but this particular individual seemed a bit weird, supposedly wanting a hand job for the next 5 mins but it mostly takes them around 5mins to put their shit on and get out. 10 mins if they take a shower. So why he didn't just jump in the shower and leave , I do not know. Yes, I understand you want your moneys worth and all but let's not start something we clearly cannot finish. He clearly didn't want to use those final 5mins to pack up and go and It's funny because some refuse to have a shower in a 30min booking as they say it eats in to their time but oh how they jump in the shower afterwards to eat into my time. I'm pretty sure if a client books a certain amount of time he has to shower, sex and leave your presence within that time? ??? ???  So if you book an hour from 2, I expect you out by 3. I hesitantly allow an extra 10mins for shower etc in certain circumstances but even that still pisses me off. I think he was just trying to see if he can get extra time without me saying anything about it though, but then again he genuinely looked, acted and spoke quite thick so I believe something's not connecting in his upstairs.

I hate that! I get people 27 mins or so into a half an hour expecting another bj, if they took 27 minutes to come the first time, how on earth do they expect to cum again in 3 minutes anyway?!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Gizzi on 10 November 2015, 11:24:38 am
I had a regular who would always book a half hour app. I enjoyed his company so never paid much attention to him overstaying, but as time went on he would deliberately delay and avoid cumming until the very end of the booking, dragging out the appointment more and more.
Over time this really got on my nerves.
The last time I saw him he again kept delaying, it got to the final minute, only this time things didn't go quite as he planned as he must have "gone past the point" or his penis was as pissed of with his constant delaying techniques as I was and he couldn't cum. I'm pretty good at what I do but there was nothing happening and it became clear, to me at least, that it wasn't going to, not in my time anyway.......

I called time on the appointment and sent him away to deal with his frustrated cock himself.

Harsh but fair I think.


Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 11 November 2015, 09:23:00 pm
'Are you available for a booking on Friday?'
'I'm sorry but I'm not available on Friday.'
'Are you sure?'

'Are you available at xx:xx on Tuesday?'
'Unfortunately I can only do from/before xx:xx'
'Are you sure you can't do xx:xx?'

YES, I'M FUCKING SURE. I can't stand these idiots. Under what circumstances would I not be sure? Has the answer ever been 'Nah, you're right. I'm lying in order to not get paid.'

Major annoyance, this. I remember telling one guy I wasn't free the day he wanted and he said 'if you could see me then I would be grateful'. Sorry, what does your being grateful have to do with it?

It's the neediness and the expectation that we should change our plans and sacrifice our free time to suit them that gets me.
Its similar to the guys who know full well you don't work after say 9pm (its on all adverts)but insist on sending texts saying 'I know you don't work after this time but will you see me?' And its nearly always at say 8:30 or just after 9pm when in all likelihood I'll be on my way home or with my last appointment or preparing to shower etc.I find it really silly and pushy to be honest.If they actually rang and tried to give me a bit of notice I might stay a little later I have done for nice regular guys but just not gonna rush back to my flat or hang around half the night for someone who may or may not turn up after my working hours.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lois01827 on 11 November 2015, 09:30:51 pm
Attempt to go through my whole condom stash for their flaccid cock and then get tetchy when I cut them off at 3 per booking if there is no action, seriously they just ping them off and go "got another"? How about no dickhead.

Oh and stress utter discretion on my part and then I get to their house and it's lit up like the fucking 4th of July at 4AM! Seriously?! You have the nerve to ask if I'm discreet.

I honestly believe that to be a hookers client you have to have a knobhead gene and a complete lack of self awareness because I've never met human beings like them in any other facet of my life before ::)

 ;D ;D ;D :FF Brilliant x
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Roxy101 on 11 November 2015, 09:42:31 pm
Someone I've seen before emailed me saying he would like to visit me for an Incall this weekend. Normal procedure of back and forward emails, then he emailed saying. 'Blah. Blah. I'd like to be there between such-and-such time and such-and-such time, and hope that work doesn't mess up my plan. Could you be flexible by an hour either way'

Sure let me sit around and turn away bookings for three hours in the hopes that you'll turn up  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 12 November 2015, 03:56:03 pm
Another one today asking if I have any friends that would like to join in  :FF my real friends have civvy jobs! I told him book 2 hookers, it annoys me that they think we only know other prostitutes!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Librarylady on 12 November 2015, 05:39:23 pm
Another one today asking if I have any friends that would like to join in  :FF my real friends have civvy jobs! I told him book 2 hookers, it annoys me that they think we only know other prostitutes!

I got this today too. Wonder if it was the same guy. Told me only to reply if I could get a 'gf' to join us *snigger*

Me knows all da local prossies innit!  ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: TrashAzn on 12 November 2015, 05:47:22 pm
Another one today asking if I have any friends that would like to join in  :FF my real friends have civvy jobs! I told him book 2 hookers, it annoys me that they think we only know other prostitutes!

I got this today too. Wonder if it was the same guy. Told me only to reply if I could get a 'gf' to join us *snigger*

Me knows all da local prossies innit!  ;D

You all have a little club house where you have tea and cookies.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Roxy101 on 14 November 2015, 04:05:06 pm
Working at a hotel. I can see the client through my window as they walk passed reception outside. I then tell them my room number, and every single one of them have repeated it out loud, whether there have been people standing around or not  :FF.

'Okay... room ***, got it'

Ugh!!

I've wanted to actually say down the phone, okay, now, don't repeat out loud what I'm about to say to you.

Do these people not understand anything about discretion!

I'd tell them the room number before like usual, but due to a bad experience yesterday, and the fact I have to direct them to the building with the rooms anyway, I'd rather tell them once I can see them...  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 14 November 2015, 04:30:00 pm
Working at a hotel. I can see the client through my window as they walk passed reception outside. I then tell them my room number, and every single one of them have repeated it out loud, whether there have been people standing around or not  :FF.

'Okay... room ***, got it'

Ugh!!

I've wanted to actually say down the phone, okay, now, don't repeat out loud what I'm about to say to you.

Do these people not understand anything about discretion!

I'd tell them the room number before like usual, but due to a bad experience yesterday, and the fact I have to direct them to the building with the rooms anyway, I'd rather tell them once I can see them...  :FF
I had a guy walk up my street last week shouting into his phone "Oh ok number 17, I know I'm early are you ready" I went mental when he arrived, was a nice guy but why the fuck do they do this! I work in a suburban street with lots of retired people at home all day, hopefully they are all deaf x
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Emma_C on 14 November 2015, 05:57:14 pm
Working at a hotel. I can see the client through my window as they walk passed reception outside. I then tell them my room number, and every single one of them have repeated it out loud, whether there have been people standing around or not  :FF.

'Okay... room ***, got it'

Ugh!!

I've wanted to actually say down the phone, okay, now, don't repeat out loud what I'm about to say to you.

Do these people not understand anything about discretion!

I'd tell them the room number before like usual, but due to a bad experience yesterday, and the fact I have to direct them to the building with the rooms anyway, I'd rather tell them once I can see them...  :FF

Yep, then they look shiftily left & right as they exit the room to see if anyone is watching, WTF is that all about? Can't they just exit with an air of confidence?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: sienna92 on 17 November 2015, 07:02:51 pm
When they insist on making you cum... Well try to. And sit there the whole time staring at you. It makes me feel SO uncomfortable! I tend to just close my eyes but I can feel their eyes on me. I've had a few bookings like this recently where they've just wanted to pleasure me. One guy the other day and one yesterday just fingered me and gave me oral the whole time which I'm not complaining about because I pretty much got money to lie there and feel really akward lol but it's the staring I hate
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Monroe on 17 November 2015, 09:51:50 pm
I hate the ones with no personality, you try and talk to them and they are so quiet, so the whole booking feels uncomfortable and the sex and atmosphere is rubbish

They are the quickest ones to say ' you were rubbish' on forums

It works both ways for me, i can only do so much :-[ 
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 18 November 2015, 12:54:41 pm
When they insist on making you cum... Well try to. And sit there the whole time staring at you. It makes me feel SO uncomfortable! I tend to just close my eyes but I can feel their eyes on me. I've had a few bookings like this recently where they've just wanted to pleasure me. One guy the other day and one yesterday just fingered me and gave me oral the whole time which I'm not complaining about because I pretty much got money to lie there and feel really akward lol but it's the staring I hate

ph my goooshhhh. I HATE these ones. I was going to say this but you beat me to it. I  hate when they fucking stare at me during sex as well, it makes me uncomfortable and I worry that they can tell I am faking. Same with closing my eyes as I can still feel them staring. This is when I suggest doggy. lol. Don't get me started on the ones that try make you cum. Sometimes I feel so frustrated that I just want to get up and say "Listen you can never ever ever make me cum much less give me pleasure so you are just wasting your time, you are paying me not me paying you, now do you want to keep your mouth down their whilst I fake pleasure for the rest of the booking or do you want to fuck me cum and leave. your choice" I think it just goes to show that men think if they lick our clits or put their dicks in us it feels good. Not because something is going in and out inside of me means it feels good. it just feels like something is going in and out inside of me lol. there is no sexual pleasure whatsoever. and the whole attacking the clit with their tongue non stop gets really irritating actually. I just fake an orgasm and say sorry i'm getting sensitive as I have cum please stop. But then I have to kiss them or give them oral so sometimes I drag on the whole mmmm i love your tongue on my clit for as long as I can bare  ::) I tell you men and women are so different. A man can get hard for anything/anyone/anywhere not sure if it's the same for women though definately not the same for me, i just can't get wet with someone I am not attracted to, hence why I secretly apply lube when they are not looking and they feel so good about it (really? you must feel good thinking you actually got me wet and horny for you ;D lol) silly silly boys
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 19 November 2015, 09:31:07 pm
Inquire about whether you do a specific service or not claiming that it is not a big deal if you don't provide it or not then you never hear from them again if you say you don't provide it as it was obviously a big deal. Fucking Twats!
Sorry just wanted to let that out as I can't exactly say it to their face ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Celestial Fairie on 20 November 2015, 07:45:32 am
When they go over the time allotted and I politely make them aware and they still slowly get dressed stretch and piss around trying to hug and thank me. YOU just wasted my time and lost me money now unless you're going to pay for the wasted time get the f*ck out. >:(
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Roxy101 on 20 November 2015, 08:39:20 pm
Ask me to wear something from my pictures that takes 10 minutes to put on, when they've only booked a 30 minute appointment. I wouldn't mind so much if they didn't then take it off within 5 minutes of walking through the door -_-
x
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Shewolf on 20 November 2015, 09:07:43 pm
When they insist on making you cum... Well try to. And sit there the whole time staring at you. It makes me feel SO uncomfortable! I tend to just close my eyes but I can feel their eyes on me. I've had a few bookings like this recently where they've just wanted to pleasure me. One guy the other day and one yesterday just fingered me and gave me oral the whole time which I'm not complaining about because I pretty much got money to lie there and feel really akward lol but it's the staring I hate

ph my goooshhhh. I HATE these ones. I was going to say this but you beat me to it. I  hate when they fucking stare at me during sex as well, it makes me uncomfortable and I worry that they can tell I am faking. Same with closing my eyes as I can still feel them staring. This is when I suggest doggy. lol. Don't get me started on the ones that try make you cum. Sometimes I feel so frustrated that I just want to get up and say "Listen you can never ever ever make me cum much less give me pleasure so you are just wasting your time, you are paying me not me paying you, now do you want to keep your mouth down their whilst I fake pleasure for the rest of the booking or do you want to fuck me cum and leave. your choice" I think it just goes to show that men think if they lick our clits or put their dicks in us it feels good. Not because something is going in and out inside of me means it feels good. it just feels like something is going in and out inside of me lol. there is no sexual pleasure whatsoever. and the whole attacking the clit with their tongue non stop gets really irritating actually. I just fake an orgasm and say sorry i'm getting sensitive as I have cum please stop. But then I have to kiss them or give them oral so sometimes I drag on the whole mmmm i love your tongue on my clit for as long as I can bare  ::) I tell you men and women are so different. A man can get hard for anything/anyone/anywhere not sure if it's the same for women though definately not the same for me, i just can't get wet with someone I am not attracted to, hence why I secretly apply lube when they are not looking and they feel so good about it (really? you must feel good thinking you actually got me wet and horny for you ;D lol) silly silly boys

I have had an email from 'lickulots' today. This username sends shivers down my spine. What the F do they get out of it, God knows. Tired of pretending to like it. Maybe it's because women pretend to like it that they keep on doing it. Or maybe it's just to feed their EGOS that they can give women pleasure. At least they're not staring at you when they have their head between your legs...oh yeah but then they keep looking up to see your face randomly and catch you staring at the wall blankly hahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Roxy101 on 20 November 2015, 09:26:04 pm
When they insist on making you cum... Well try to. And sit there the whole time staring at you. It makes me feel SO uncomfortable! I tend to just close my eyes but I can feel their eyes on me. I've had a few bookings like this recently where they've just wanted to pleasure me. One guy the other day and one yesterday just fingered me and gave me oral the whole time which I'm not complaining about because I pretty much got money to lie there and feel really akward lol but it's the staring I hate

ph my goooshhhh. I HATE these ones. I was going to say this but you beat me to it. I  hate when they fucking stare at me during sex as well, it makes me uncomfortable and I worry that they can tell I am faking. Same with closing my eyes as I can still feel them staring. This is when I suggest doggy. lol. Don't get me started on the ones that try make you cum. Sometimes I feel so frustrated that I just want to get up and say "Listen you can never ever ever make me cum much less give me pleasure so you are just wasting your time, you are paying me not me paying you, now do you want to keep your mouth down their whilst I fake pleasure for the rest of the booking or do you want to fuck me cum and leave. your choice" I think it just goes to show that men think if they lick our clits or put their dicks in us it feels good. Not because something is going in and out inside of me means it feels good. it just feels like something is going in and out inside of me lol. there is no sexual pleasure whatsoever. and the whole attacking the clit with their tongue non stop gets really irritating actually. I just fake an orgasm and say sorry i'm getting sensitive as I have cum please stop. But then I have to kiss them or give them oral so sometimes I drag on the whole mmmm i love your tongue on my clit for as long as I can bare  ::) I tell you men and women are so different. A man can get hard for anything/anyone/anywhere not sure if it's the same for women though definately not the same for me, i just can't get wet with someone I am not attracted to, hence why I secretly apply lube when they are not looking and they feel so good about it (really? you must feel good thinking you actually got me wet and horny for you ;D lol) silly silly boys

I have had an email from 'lickulots' today. This username sends shivers down my spine. What the F do they get out of it, God knows. Tired of pretending to like it. Maybe it's because women pretend to like it that they keep on doing it. Or maybe it's just to feed their EGOS that they can give women pleasure. At least they're not staring at you when they have their head between your legs...oh yeah but then they keep looking up to see your face randomly and catch you staring at the wall blankly hahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Am I the only one who genuinely enjoys it? I've always been turned on by old men going down on younger women (even watch the porn). Maybe having four or five orgasms a day when I offer incalls is why I'm always in such a good mood  ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 20 November 2015, 10:33:52 pm
Ask me to wear something from my pictures that takes 10 minutes to put on, when they've only booked a 30 minute appointment. I wouldn't mind so much if they didn't then take it off within 5 minutes of walking through the door -_-
x

lool ;D ;D there was this one time I was doing incalls from a hotel that was unfrotunately key carded so had to go down for the client. He wanted me to wear a specific item of clothing from my pictures. I said to him that I can't put that on to greet him as i would have to come down for him explaining the key situation but  told him I can put it on for him when we get to the room (hoping he would say never mind just leave it) He said yes. So got to the room and he literally sat their watching me struggle to put the shit on. When I had it on and was laying on the bed he came and took it off :o Maybe I shouldn't have said I can put it on for you in the room? I think he was a bit shy to say "don't bother putting it on" but still the whole thing just made me laugh.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kendra Glasgow on 21 November 2015, 02:23:50 am
I hate the ones with no personality, you try and talk to them and they are so quiet, so the whole booking feels uncomfortable and the sex and atmosphere is rubbish

They are the quickest ones to say ' you were rubbish' on forums

It works both ways for me, i can only do so much :-[

THIS exact thing happened to me just recently but of course they would all rather believe I'm at fault rather than the guy with zero personality who just joined the site.

Been doing this nearly 5 years, can only imagine how many people I've met in that time and all it takes is for 2 or 3 random usernames (that you didn't click with) to completely destroy your reputation.

It sucks but what can we do about it? Stew and begin to hate ourselves like I have the last 6 months or so until I joined this site again.

Thanks to some of the lovely ladies on here, I'm now taking a whole different approach to it which is not to care or respond and I feel better for it.

There's literally nothing we can do to stop these people spitefully destroying our reputation so one has to just get on with it.
 
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kendra Glasgow on 21 November 2015, 02:27:05 am
I get really panicky as well when my clients start having a conversation with me as they walk into my building and up the stairs (until through both security doors) calling me Kendra out loud and asking if I've been busy today.

I hate being asked if I've been busy anyway cause it feels kinda yucky even although I know I'm freshly showered but I particularly hate them asking me this when in my building and anyone could hear them.

It's harmless though, they are probably just trying to make conversation but I would just prefer it if they kept it till they were in my flat lol.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 21 November 2015, 08:06:14 am
Kendra, try answering the door with a finger on your lips and smiling like it's all a naughty secret, then whispering as you walk with them.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 21 November 2015, 09:04:19 pm
I get really panicky as well when my clients start having a conversation with me as they walk into my building and up the stairs (until through both security doors) calling me Kendra out loud and asking if I've been busy today.

I hate being asked if I've been busy anyway cause it feels kinda yucky even although I know I'm freshly showered but I particularly hate them asking me this when in my building and anyone could hear them.

It's harmless though, they are probably just trying to make conversation but I would just prefer it if they kept it till they were in my flat lol.

I hate being asked if I have been busy as well. Out of all the things to ask me. I always say no anyway, whether I have been busy or not, in-case they plan something if I say "oh yes I have been really busy::) ::)" One guy actually said to me once, do you remember what I did to you last time? I said yes, he said oh I thought you wouldn't have remember as you see a lot of people. Little did he know that he was the first client i saw that week  :'( For some reason they all think that I am mad busy when I am here struggling to get at-least 2 a day. :-\  . Why do they assume I am so busy? :-[  and the fact that he said it as though he was so sure. He didn't even say "oh I thought you wouldn't have remember as you probably see a lot of people" No no, the man said because you see a lot of people.  :(
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kendra Glasgow on 21 November 2015, 11:54:44 pm
Kendra, try answering the door with a finger on your lips and smiling like it's all a naughty secret, then whispering as you walk with them.

Sorry sweetie, I wasn't clear......I'm on the phone in my apartment and I'm talking them through the security. There are cameras all over my building so I wouldn't go and collect them as I would stick out like a sore thumb x
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kendra Glasgow on 21 November 2015, 11:58:50 pm
I get really panicky as well when my clients start having a conversation with me as they walk into my building and up the stairs (until through both security doors) calling me Kendra out loud and asking if I've been busy today.

I hate being asked if I've been busy anyway cause it feels kinda yucky even although I know I'm freshly showered but I particularly hate them asking me this when in my building and anyone could hear them.

It's harmless though, they are probably just trying to make conversation but I would just prefer it if they kept it till they were in my flat lol.

I hate being asked if I have been busy as well. Out of all the things to ask me. I always say no anyway, whether I have been busy or not, in-case they plan something if I say "oh yes I have been really busy::) ::)" One guy actually said to me once, do you remember what I did to you last time? I said yes, he said oh I thought you wouldn't have remember as you see a lot of people. Little did he know that he was the first client i saw that week  :'( For some reason they all think that I am mad busy when I am here struggling to get at-least 2 a day. :-\  . Why do they assume I am so busy? :-[  and the fact that he said it as though he was so sure. He didn't even say "oh I thought you wouldn't have remember as you probably see a lot of people" No no, the man said because you see a lot of people.  :(

I think most punters think we see like 10 guys a day. Personally my phone rings 30+ times a day but I swear only about 3-5 of those said callers seem desirable to me.

I guess there are ladies out there whether through choice or not entertain most of the calls they get so therefor running a revolving door (no disrespect to those who do) so I think a lot of them think we are all like that.

My target per day is 2 and my limit is 3. I am available between 10am and 10pm on the days I work should anyone want to book me with that time frame if it's an advance booking but if I've seen all 3 clients by 3pm in the afternoon then that's me done for the day. I never go past my limit as otherwise I get sore and burnt out.

I prefer getting started early in the day so that I can finish early.

xx
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 24 November 2015, 11:32:38 am
I don't know where to put this :( but I hate when a baboon books without booking? if that makes any sense at all (probably not) but they would send you an email saying, "I love your profile blah blah blah blah hope you don't mind me emailing blah blah but would like to see you soon blahhhhhh" It's just annoying that they can't just send a proper email saying "Hi I would be in London on so and so date can I see you at so and so time for one hour? I would be staying at so and so hotel" Why do they need to drag things on sooooo much? I find that very annoying. Worse is that some of them actually have lots of feedback so not sure if timewaster or not. ???
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: lady c on 24 November 2015, 06:59:45 pm
Skid marks left on my bedding at the end of the session when I haven't even played near there!
Bleugh goes to show dirty some are and the bedding needs to be washed twice!!!
Yuk

Hope everyone's had their dinner... But I have a theory that men's anuses are not as sensitive as women's. Twice in my dating experiences I was having sex with someone only to discover that they had a noticeable 'turtle's head'. I cannot EVER imagine that happening with me, even if I went to the loo 'just in case'.

Once it was in a hotel, and he left a severe skid mark. Thankfully it was his room, not mine! Eeeuw!

oh my turtle head thats so funny..
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 24 November 2015, 09:37:36 pm
It irritates me when they ring and before you can even speak they assume you're free, conversation something like this.

Him, hi is that ***?
Me, yes
Him, oh hi, I want to come and see you this afternoon around 3pm, not sure if it will be 3pm but defiantly no later than 4pm because of work commitments and don't know how far you are from me so if you give me your postcode I can estimate my travel time, are you close to the town centre? If not it might take me a bit longer so will be nearer to 4pm.

I just listen while he goes on thinking fuck off I'm fully booked anyway today.

Him, so can I have your postcode and I'll ring when I'm on my way.

Me, no I'm fully booked today, bye. Block

Does anyone else get this?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lois01827 on 24 November 2015, 10:41:45 pm
It irritates me when they ring and before you can even speak they assume you're free, conversation something like this.

Him, hi is that ***?
Me, yes
Him, oh hi, I want to come and see you this afternoon around 3pm, not sure if it will be 3pm but defiantly no later than 4pm because of work commitments and don't know how far you are from me so if you give me your postcode I can estimate my travel time, are you close to the town centre? If not it might take me a bit longer so will be nearer to 4pm.

I just listen while he goes on thinking fuck off I'm fully booked anyway today.

Him, so can I have your postcode and I'll ring when I'm on my way.

Me, no I'm fully booked today, bye. Block

Does anyone else get this?

In other words... I'm sure you girls sit waiting for tossers like me to call as I've loads of personality and you've nothing better to do  :FF :FF :FF Is there not a throat punch emoji on here?  ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 24 November 2015, 10:49:58 pm
It irritates me when they ring and before you can even speak they assume you're free, conversation something like this.

Him, hi is that ***?
Me, yes
Him, oh hi, I want to come and see you this afternoon around 3pm, not sure if it will be 3pm but defiantly no later than 4pm because of work commitments and don't know how far you are from me so if you give me your postcode I can estimate my travel time, are you close to the town centre? If not it might take me a bit longer so will be nearer to 4pm.

I just listen while he goes on thinking fuck off I'm fully booked anyway today.

Him, so can I have your postcode and I'll ring when I'm on my way.

Me, no I'm fully booked today, bye. Block

Does anyone else get this?

In other words... I'm sure you girls sit waiting for tossers like me to call as I've loads of personality and you've nothing better to do  :FF :FF :FF Is there not a throat punch emoji on here?  ;D
You got it!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kay on 25 November 2015, 12:07:21 am
It irritates me when they ring and before you can even speak they assume you're free, conversation something like this.

Him, hi is that ***?
Me, yes
Him, oh hi, I want to come and see you this afternoon around 3pm, not sure if it will be 3pm but defiantly no later than 4pm because of work commitments and don't know how far you are from me so if you give me your postcode I can estimate my travel time, are you close to the town centre? If not it might take me a bit longer so will be nearer to 4pm.

I just listen while he goes on thinking fuck off I'm fully booked anyway today.

Him, so can I have your postcode and I'll ring when I'm on my way.

Me, no I'm fully booked today, bye. Block

Does anyone else get this?

Yes, I got one yesterday. Entire conversation was:

Him: Hi, whereabouts are you?
Me: I'm in xyz
Him: What's your address?
Me: Why?
Click

No, "I'd like to make a booking" etc. Idiot.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Phoenix on 25 November 2015, 01:12:21 am
Guys that call and in response to my polite "Hello?" Respond; ( adopts strong Liverpool accent, no offence - my family are all Scousers -  8) "Where are you??!!"
 
No hello, nothing! Not that it's any of their Bizzy where I am either, as I'm Outcall only.. >:(
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: sienna92 on 25 November 2015, 12:44:28 pm
When they turn up to the booking ?10 short >:( I saw a guy I'd already met around a year ago (my rates haven't changed since then)
He was already in my room and I'd got myself ready so I done the booking and he didn't stay for the full half hour but if he tries to book again I will remind him of my rates and if he still doesn't have the right amount will turn him away.
Can't stand it when they try to take the piss.

Also had another guy the other day who seemed surprised I don't offer OWO and kept asking for it. "Oh I can just go into the bathroom and wash myself if that's the problem"  No I just don't want to bloody do it!
I asked him on the phone if he was happy with the services I provide and he said yes and booked me! Not my fault he hadnt bothered to read my profile properly. It states in bold Please note I do not offer OWO and All my services are protected!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nora batty on 25 November 2015, 10:00:05 pm
If a client just lies on the bed like a starfish, unmoving and expects to have a fantastic time but doesn't interact with me. 

Putting their whole body weight on me when I am a tiny woman and I struggle to breathe or move.  Most guys don't do it out of nastiness, they just have no sense.

Anyone grabbing me by the throat, they may have been watching porn and think it's sexy.  But usually results in me kicking them in the head as I panic thinking he trying to murder me.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Scarlet on 26 November 2015, 02:22:22 am
What really frustrates me is when clients want to know what I'm into, or more specifically, my sexual fantasies.

I just had a numpty email what he wants from a booking AFTER I agreed to it on the phone. In it, as well as assuming I would offer roleplay and submission, he then offers for us to act out my fantasies. I know I am overreacting, but it angers me that he thinks I WANT to share and act out my intimate desires with him, a complete stranger. He's assuming that I have any at all! It is a silly situation; I allow strangers to do very intimate acts with me and I tell them how I like it, but it feels like too much of a line is being crossed.

I now need to think of a "fantasy" which requires me to do as little as possible. Maybe my fantasy is to watch a man clean my flat in silence for a solid hour?  ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nova on 26 November 2015, 11:03:06 am
What really frustrates me is when clients want to know what I'm into, or more specifically, my sexual fantasies.

I just had a numpty email what he wants from a booking AFTER I agreed to it on the phone. In it, as well as assuming I would offer roleplay and submission, he then offers for us to act out my fantasies. I know I am overreacting, but it angers me that he thinks I WANT to share and act out my intimate desires with him, a complete stranger. He's assuming that I have any at all! It is a silly situation; I allow strangers to do very intimate acts with me and I tell them how I like it, but it feels like too much of a line is being crossed.

I now need to think of a "fantasy" which requires me to do as little as possible. Maybe my fantasy is to watch a man clean my flat in silence for a solid hour?  ;D

This. Totally this.
I never know what to say when a client asks me what I enjoy, the truth being that I enjoy giving a great service, I enjoy getting paid and I enjoy getting positive feedback. In terms of positions, I couldn't give a stuff. As long as it's not painful I don't care at all. Great sex happens with boyfriends, not when I'm working. Obviously I can't say that though. Maybe I should just make something up and pretend I just love this random thing.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 26 November 2015, 01:00:15 pm
I just reply that I really like to give my clients a good time and make them come while I smile sweetly.The truth is if I told them that I really love to have my back kissed and stroked then I doubt they would find that a turn on.So I just make out I get off seeing them get off which is kinda true I do love to see a happy client! :)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 26 November 2015, 04:41:07 pm
What really frustrates me is when clients want to know what I'm into, or more specifically, my sexual fantasies.

I just had a numpty email what he wants from a booking AFTER I agreed to it on the phone. In it, as well as assuming I would offer roleplay and submission, he then offers for us to act out my fantasies. I know I am overreacting, but it angers me that he thinks I WANT to share and act out my intimate desires with him, a complete stranger. He's assuming that I have any at all! It is a silly situation; I allow strangers to do very intimate acts with me and I tell them how I like it, but it feels like too much of a line is being crossed.

I now need to think of a "fantasy" which requires me to do as little as possible. Maybe my fantasy is to watch a man clean my flat in silence for a solid hour?  ;D
When I get asked this I'm so tempted to say.
"I'd like you to arrive pay me, let me wear my pyjamas while I watch Netflix, you make the tea then leave"
And yes an hour of back and shoulder tickling would be amazing!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nova on 26 November 2015, 06:22:39 pm
What really frustrates me is when clients want to know what I'm into, or more specifically, my sexual fantasies.

I just had a numpty email what he wants from a booking AFTER I agreed to it on the phone. In it, as well as assuming I would offer roleplay and submission, he then offers for us to act out my fantasies. I know I am overreacting, but it angers me that he thinks I WANT to share and act out my intimate desires with him, a complete stranger. He's assuming that I have any at all! It is a silly situation; I allow strangers to do very intimate acts with me and I tell them how I like it, but it feels like too much of a line is being crossed.

I now need to think of a "fantasy" which requires me to do as little as possible. Maybe my fantasy is to watch a man clean my flat in silence for a solid hour?  ;D
When I get asked this I'm so tempted to say.
"I'd like you to arrive pay me, let me wear my pyjamas while I watch Netflix, you make the tea then leave"
And yes an hour of back and shoulder tickling would be amazing!

A client once asked me what my ideal booking would be and I'm afraid I was rather unprofessional (but honest) and said pretty much this. He concluded I must hate my job. I asked him how many people he felt would show up for work if they were given the option of staying at home in jammies and still being paid and if he felt that all of those people must hate their jobs too.
There's no grey area with some people is there? You either love your job and want nothing more than to give them extra time and offer more services that aren't even listed for free or you must hate it and be really damaged by it. It's not possible that you don't hate or love it: it's just a job, you do it and mostly like it. It's not your dream job but it's preferable to most other things.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kendra Glasgow on 26 November 2015, 06:46:26 pm
What really frustrates me is when clients want to know what I'm into, or more specifically, my sexual fantasies.

I just had a numpty email what he wants from a booking AFTER I agreed to it on the phone. In it, as well as assuming I would offer roleplay and submission, he then offers for us to act out my fantasies. I know I am overreacting, but it angers me that he thinks I WANT to share and act out my intimate desires with him, a complete stranger. He's assuming that I have any at all! It is a silly situation; I allow strangers to do very intimate acts with me and I tell them how I like it, but it feels like too much of a line is being crossed.

I now need to think of a "fantasy" which requires me to do as little as possible. Maybe my fantasy is to watch a man clean my flat in silence for a solid hour?  ;D
When I get asked this I'm so tempted to say.
"I'd like you to arrive pay me, let me wear my pyjamas while I watch Netflix, you make the tea then leave"
And yes an hour of back and shoulder tickling would be amazing!

A client once asked me what my ideal booking would be and I'm afraid I was rather unprofessional (but honest) and said pretty much this. He concluded I must hate my job. I asked him how many people he felt would show up for work if they were given the option of staying at home in jammies and still being paid and if he felt that all of those people must hate their jobs too.
There's no grey area with some people is there? You either love your job and want nothing more than to give them extra time and offer more services that aren't even listed for free or you must hate it and be really damaged by it. It's not possible that you don't hate or love it: it's just a job, you do it and mostly like it. It's not your dream job but it's preferable to most other things.

I am accused quite frequently of hating my job because I offer vanilla services, cause I'm very selective about who I see and cause I don't tolerate piss takers.

Fact is, I love my job when I meet nice people who respect me and what I offer.

But I will gladly admit to hating my job when I have to deal with the unsavoury part of it.

This is the case with anyone in ANY job.

People who say these things to us are completely ignorant and blindsided though.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Scarlet on 26 November 2015, 11:59:41 pm
What really frustrates me is when clients want to know what I'm into, or more specifically, my sexual fantasies.

I just had a numpty email what he wants from a booking AFTER I agreed to it on the phone. In it, as well as assuming I would offer roleplay and submission, he then offers for us to act out my fantasies. I know I am overreacting, but it angers me that he thinks I WANT to share and act out my intimate desires with him, a complete stranger. He's assuming that I have any at all! It is a silly situation; I allow strangers to do very intimate acts with me and I tell them how I like it, but it feels like too much of a line is being crossed.

I now need to think of a "fantasy" which requires me to do as little as possible. Maybe my fantasy is to watch a man clean my flat in silence for a solid hour?  ;D
When I get asked this I'm so tempted to say.
"I'd like you to arrive pay me, let me wear my pyjamas while I watch Netflix, you make the tea then leave"
And yes an hour of back and shoulder tickling would be amazing!

A client once asked me what my ideal booking would be and I'm afraid I was rather unprofessional (but honest) and said pretty much this. He concluded I must hate my job. I asked him how many people he felt would show up for work if they were given the option of staying at home in jammies and still being paid and if he felt that all of those people must hate their jobs too.
There's no grey area with some people is there? You either love your job and want nothing more than to give them extra time and offer more services that aren't even listed for free or you must hate it and be really damaged by it. It's not possible that you don't hate or love it: it's just a job, you do it and mostly like it. It's not your dream job but it's preferable to most other things.

I am accused quite frequently of hating my job because I offer vanilla services, cause I'm very selective about who I see and cause I don't tolerate piss takers.

Fact is, I love my job when I meet nice people who respect me and what I offer.

But I will gladly admit to hating my job when I have to deal with the unsavoury part of it.

This is the case with anyone in ANY job.

People who say these things to us are completely ignorant and blindsided though.

I do enjoy my job. I genuinely like the majority of my clients. Bookings can be fun. I often have orgasms. But it is still a job and I treat it as such. My mind is always focused on making sure the client is enjoying himself and the time, not my own sexual fulfillment. It's impossible for me to consider what I want sexually when a booking is just work. I enjoy bookings as much as anyone could enjoy their job.

I find it funny that clients expect us to be professional (in the sense that we aren't late for bookings, email back promptly, never cancel) but they want us to treat bookings as actual sex where we let loose and go wild.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kendra Glasgow on 27 November 2015, 04:11:02 pm
What really frustrates me is when clients want to know what I'm into, or more specifically, my sexual fantasies.

I just had a numpty email what he wants from a booking AFTER I agreed to it on the phone. In it, as well as assuming I would offer roleplay and submission, he then offers for us to act out my fantasies. I know I am overreacting, but it angers me that he thinks I WANT to share and act out my intimate desires with him, a complete stranger. He's assuming that I have any at all! It is a silly situation; I allow strangers to do very intimate acts with me and I tell them how I like it, but it feels like too much of a line is being crossed.

I now need to think of a "fantasy" which requires me to do as little as possible. Maybe my fantasy is to watch a man clean my flat in silence for a solid hour?  ;D
When I get asked this I'm so tempted to say.
"I'd like you to arrive pay me, let me wear my pyjamas while I watch Netflix, you make the tea then leave"
And yes an hour of back and shoulder tickling would be amazing!

A client once asked me what my ideal booking would be and I'm afraid I was rather unprofessional (but honest) and said pretty much this. He concluded I must hate my job. I asked him how many people he felt would show up for work if they were given the option of staying at home in jammies and still being paid and if he felt that all of those people must hate their jobs too.
There's no grey area with some people is there? You either love your job and want nothing more than to give them extra time and offer more services that aren't even listed for free or you must hate it and be really damaged by it. It's not possible that you don't hate or love it: it's just a job, you do it and mostly like it. It's not your dream job but it's preferable to most other things.

I am accused quite frequently of hating my job because I offer vanilla services, cause I'm very selective about who I see and cause I don't tolerate piss takers.

Fact is, I love my job when I meet nice people who respect me and what I offer.

But I will gladly admit to hating my job when I have to deal with the unsavoury part of it.

This is the case with anyone in ANY job.

People who say these things to us are completely ignorant and blindsided though.

I had someone last nite accuse me of hating my job because I refused to see him for a half hour (I don't do half hours) he said he can only manage once in an hour so most of the hour would be wasted. I said I have plenty of clients who can only cum once in the hour but we make it work and make it last. I said your welcome to come and go in a half hour but the minimum I take to invite someone into my home to have sex with me regardless of how long it takes him is my hourly fee.

He said I must really hate my job to have that sort of attitude  ::)

Really? How about the fact that I know what does and doesn't work for me and that's all I'm prepared to do. If you don't like it, book someone else FFS! 90% of ladies offer half hour appointments.

As far as I'm concerned, a guy asking me for a half hour when he knows I don't do them is actually asking me for a huge discount but still my full advertised services....up to 50% off they are asking.

Why oh why do people continue to look at my profile and try to book me when they aren't actually happy with my do's and dont's? It's getting beyond a joke now.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lucie268 on 27 November 2015, 11:30:23 pm
What really frustrates me is when clients want to know what I'm into, or more specifically, my sexual fantasies.

I just had a numpty email what he wants from a booking AFTER I agreed to it on the phone. In it, as well as assuming I would offer roleplay and submission, he then offers for us to act out my fantasies. I know I am overreacting, but it angers me that he thinks I WANT to share and act out my intimate desires with him, a complete stranger. He's assuming that I have any at all! It is a silly situation; I allow strangers to do very intimate acts with me and I tell them how I like it, but it feels like too much of a line is being crossed.

I now need to think of a "fantasy" which requires me to do as little as possible. Maybe my fantasy is to watch a man clean my flat in silence for a solid hour?  ;D

Massive massive gripe of mine. I think it comes from a well-intentioned place, but my god. It's the delusion they have about their own desirability that irks me. Similarly, the ones who want us to actually cum or stress some importance that we enjoy it. I find it really creepy. Everyone who buys sex needs to understand that they're buying a fantasy, otherwise there wouldn't be money changing hands.

Like, I enjoy providing a good service and making people feel happy. What makes these guys think I want to share something as personal as sexual fantasies with them?!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Ebony British on 28 November 2015, 02:11:32 am
I am really annoyed by "black Friday" I don't know if the mass hysteria of the day has got to the guys calling me today but they all want special offers/mates rates ffs I'm not bloody Asda or boohoo.com, and even they have set prices that you can not barter over.

1 guy had the cheek to ask me as I'm from London "why I don't want to haggle like they do on the fruit stalls?" I told him "who the heck haggles for FRUIT for goodness sake it can't be that bad, and if it is I am the last expense you should have on your list MATE!!!!!". Another asked me if he can have his money back after the time has passed if he cant get it up :o can you believe it???? Because I am really going to do that right? I told him to keep his receipt after 28 days he can get a voucher or gift card  ;D bloody cheek.

Anyways now I have shared with you guys my mood has lifted now I can smile again lol I had to vent and let my rant out now back Netflix  ;)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kendra Glasgow on 28 November 2015, 12:12:49 pm
I am really annoyed by "black Friday" I don't know if the mass hysteria of the day has got to the guys calling me today but they all want special offers/mates rates ffs I'm not bloody Asda or boohoo.com, and even they have set prices that you can not barter over.

1 guy had the cheek to ask me as I'm from London "why I don't want to haggle like they do on the fruit stalls?" I told him "who the heck haggles for FRUIT for goodness sake it can't be that bad, and if it is I am the last expense you should have on your list MATE!!!!!". Another asked me if he can have his money back after the time has passed if he cant get it up :o can you believe it???? Because I am really going to do that right? I told him to keep his receipt after 28 days he can get a voucher or gift card  ;D bloody cheek.

Anyways now I have shared with you guys my mood has lifted now I can smile again lol I had to vent and let my rant out now back Netflix  ;)

I had someone try to haggle with me once and when I told him to do one, he started sending me abuse. I googled his number and found loads of things on him, the funniest being that he was caught stealing cheese and meat from his local supermarket  ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 01 December 2015, 11:49:57 am
I get really panicky as well when my clients start having a conversation with me as they walk into my building and up the stairs (until through both security doors) calling me Kendra out loud and asking if I've been busy today.

I hate being asked if I've been busy anyway cause it feels kinda yucky even although I know I'm freshly showered but I particularly hate them asking me this when in my building and anyone could hear them.

It's harmless though, they are probably just trying to make conversation but I would just prefer it if they kept it till they were in my flat lol.

I just hate when they ask if I've been busy today. Like why though ? Why do you want to know ? Why ? It just goes to show how much clients ask about your personal business. First it was what school do you go to? Where do you live ? Who do you live with? Now it's have you been busy? How many clients have you had today? Did you make a lot of money? I really wish they would get a brain and know when they are crossing the line. Yes it's good to have a bit of chit chat but for fuck sake :FF next time an idiot ask me personal questions I would flip out just mind your own fucking business. Sigh! Someone asked me if I was busy yesterday and I'm still pissed today. I just wish they would come fuck and go. I do not want to get to know you and you shouldn't want to get to know me. It should just be sex no? As I said small talk is fine, lovely weather, how are you etc but asking how many men I've fucked today is really none of your business and totally unacceptable.  ::) yes we are getting intimate but we are not familiars. I HATE THIS. I TRULY DO!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: katrina on 01 December 2015, 02:10:53 pm
Agree that I hate being asked very personal questions such as 'Are you married' 'What do your children think of what you do' How many clients do you see' etc,etc, I never ask clients personal questions. Yesterday lovely booking for an hour with a client I've seen loads and loads, I know virtually nothing about him and him about me, then a half hour booking who overstayed by 10 minutes to ask me lots of very personal things, it really annoyed me but I stayed calm and pleasant, I wish I'd have told him to stop being so nosey now because it made me feel shit.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kendall on 01 December 2015, 02:24:50 pm
when they take a shower at the start and then put all their clothes back on
digging their nose right into your pubic bone when giving you oral
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 01 December 2015, 02:26:15 pm
Clients that ask what times you have available so you say for example 'I can do a 30 min or 45 min at 2:30 then after that I am free anytime between 4:15 until 9pm' so basically loads of time for them to book.Only for them to say 'Oh u was wanting an hour at 2:30'.So why not say that in the fecking first place...prat!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 01 December 2015, 04:21:05 pm
when they take a shower at the start and then put all their clothes back on
digging their nose right into your pubic bone when giving you oral

lol I had one client do this once. Went into the shower and came back with all his clothes back on. :o I was like what the fuck? Probably some sort of body conscious insecure thing or he's just daft like the rest of them because that makes no sense
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lois01827 on 01 December 2015, 08:09:32 pm
Second cancellation from a guy last night (9pm) due at 2pm today for 2 hour booking. First booking cancellation seemed feasible; hence, I was ok about re-arranging. Yet, last nights message asking me for a 'favour' and to rearrange for next Tuesday. The reason? He had been unexpectedly called on business to Japan for 5 days, leaving within the hour!! This trip had been planned by his boss to run concurrently with the anniversary of his dad dying apparently, as a surprise to cheer him up but seemingly, after talking on the phone he 'knew' I was genuine and genuinely thought he could 'bring happiness' into my life  ;D  Message was war and peace in length, but I ignored it as I was pissed off he's wasted my time and was getting on my tits. Then tonight, he says, send me your pay pal address and I'll pay you the rate for cancelling today as he was 'devastated' for cancelling, yadda, yadda - I've a nose for timewasters (or so I thought) but this is epic. I'm an understanding person, but come on, some things just don't work like this in real life; 'right son, you're going to Japan in an hour, so pack up and sling it - see you when you get back' pffff  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lois01827 on 01 December 2015, 08:13:02 pm
Bearing in mind this guy wanted me to wear heels for hours before meet to make my feet sweaty - in reality, I was going to wear trainers for ten minutes and do a bit of foot movement, Davina McCall style before he got here - hey, ho  ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 01 December 2015, 09:48:21 pm
Repeatedly do the same fecking thing over and over.Finally banned a guy on AW who has repeatedly emailed me for a short notice booking like 30 mins before I am due to finish.Have told him over and over to ring not email and try and give me an hours notice if he wants to come over in the evening.I advertise that my availability is 10am until 9pm that's when I answer the phone and take appointments.However if the phone has stopped ringing by 8pm I will start to pack up and head off as anyone ringing after that is not likely to be able to arrive and finish for 9pm anyway and I won't stay later than that without notice.Well he finally got told enough was enough..emailed not phoned once again this time at 8:45 asking to come at 9pm and if I would work later!Wtf!Guy with feedback as well but lack of brain cells banking on the fact I would even get and answer his email in 15 mins and then rush around getting ready while trying to give out address details that's also depending on how long it would take to get to me?!?They really do shoot themselves in the foot.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Roxy101 on 03 December 2015, 01:02:45 pm
This one guy has been messaging me the same thing for almost a year (contacted me throughout the year about 5 times), asking me if I do bdsm/humiliation, what sex toys I have, outfits, etc. I replied the first few times very bluntly without much detail and saying I don't usually do it in a first booking and we would have to discuss limits. He's messaged Me again, so I said the same thing again. Yes, that's all fine. He puts in a booking request and it's for 30 minutes. I've had enough with this guy. How does he expect to discuss limits use toys and do bdsm and humiliation in 30 minutes. I've told him I don't do that in a 30 minute and he can cancel if he wants to. I'm pretty sure by this point he's a time waster or going to be a very troublesome client so I'm hoping he cancels anyway
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lois01827 on 03 December 2015, 10:39:22 pm
Ringing between 1am and 5am assuming I don't need sleep, have no life and am waiting for a call to get laid by a pissed up bloke - oh pllleeeeaaassseeee  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Miss-Olivia on 05 December 2015, 02:05:50 am
I feel the longer I'm in this "job" the more things begin to annoy me. Simple things that I never even noticed before is really making me angry. This weeks one for me is when you go to a clients house, and they basically pounce on you before you've even taken your coat off. I hate the way they sit  really close to you stroking your leg and trying to kiss you. Atleast wait till we have said our hellos and are in the bedroom.

I advertise myself as GFE as I'm very vanilla but recently Iv been hating the whole GFE.... The kissing my neck, cuddling me etc etc. The sex can handle, the Intimacy I can't. Think I need a holiday :-)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 07 December 2015, 10:31:55 pm
Ask what your name is as in your real name  before they have even met you!What the actual feck?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lois01827 on 07 December 2015, 11:41:44 pm
Missed call...I text saying 'I'm sorry, I can't talk at the minute but will be free to chat at xxx'....they ring back straight away and continue to do so as If I've really said 'I'm free now, please annoy me for as long as you like and keep ringing'. With one twat on Saturday night, I had 26 missed calls in under an hour!!! Yeah, you're normal and I'd love to see you - not! blocked  ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kendall on 07 December 2015, 11:46:46 pm
Ask what your name is as in your real name  before they have even met you!What the actual feck?

I give them a complicated to remember/pronounce Welsh name
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: TrashAzn on 08 December 2015, 08:32:13 am
Ask what your name is as in your real name  before they have even met you!What the actual feck?

Oh I hate that crap. Had guys badger me to tell them my real name and when they ask what I do I say I'm a student "Oh where do you go to Uni?" Like why would I tell them where I study and spend my personal time? But when I tell them no or to change the subject they sit there with a pout and say "I was just making conversation no need to get angry!" Some guys just seem to want to know all your intimate personal details which are irrelevant to them hiring you for sex.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Sandra29 on 08 December 2015, 09:28:55 am
I hate when they make a booking and they dont read your profile and then they come and ask for something what you dont do. They put on a face when you say NO like is unusual to get rejected.

I had one of those yesterday and he come with " let's go to read your profile together and discuss about "
Yeah sure , that he had to doit before call amd when he is already in my room  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kendra Glasgow on 08 December 2015, 10:57:58 am
I hate when they make a booking and they dont read your profile and then they come and ask for something what you dont do. They put on a face when you say NO like is unusual to get rejected.

I had one of those yesterday and he come with " let's go to read your profile together and discuss about "
Yeah sure , that he had to doit before call amd when he is already in my room  :FF

I don't know why but I find being stuck alone in a room with a stranger that's turned up expecting something I don't do and then the disappointment in them when you tell them you don't do it beyond awkward, sometimes intimidating. I get so anxious at the thought, I know I'm over reacting but I can't help it so I always ask new clients when they phone me if they have read my profile and are happy with what's on offer, they usually say yes and for those who don't....I refer them back to my profile x
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jenny 2 on 09 December 2015, 05:16:07 pm
I've had the 'What do you like?' a lot recently.... I feel like saying I like to sit, talk and have a nice glass of wine so can we do that instead ? 

That's not so bad though but I've had some really loud guys stand outside my place and literally shout my name down the phone and ask again what number my house is for clarification - all at the top of their voices!  Loud men can be so indiscrete! 
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 11 December 2015, 12:02:14 am
I've had the 'What do you like?' a lot recently.... I feel like saying I like to sit, talk and have a nice glass of wine so can we do that instead ? 

That's not so bad though but I've had some really loud guys stand outside my place and literally shout my name down the phone and ask again what number my house is for clarification - all at the top of their voices!  Loud men can be so indiscrete!

I like to not kiss your stink mouth, I like to not have you dribble and put your stink saliva on my vagina, I like to not talk to you, I like you to leave early,I like you to cum quick, I like you to be vanilla, I like you to not smell stink,  :) Ahhhhh, I can only fantasize ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Emma_C on 11 December 2015, 10:04:43 am
When they repeat the same thing throughout the whole booking. Had Mr "so naughty" 200 times yesterday then Mr "I like to be in you" another 200. {I didn't count, I'm probably exaggerating} I find the "naughty" quite amusing but the "in you" quite creepy! He wanted penetration for the whole hour & still didn't climax  :-\ think I'll avoid him in the future. I actually had to tell him that he was too demanding expecting that the whole time. No massage to start, no hr in between, a bit or oral but OMG bloody tiring.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kendra Glasgow on 11 December 2015, 12:58:23 pm
The general time it takes for men in any walk of life to cum is 3-10 minutes I'm sure so when I get someone who shags for the whole hour, it totally gives me friction burns on my foo. I don't mind having sex for an hour but it's not really the relaxing GFE I offer. It's the aftermath of the burning foo I don't like and then I end up not taking any more work that day so having a client that shags the whole time ends up costing me money x
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: mature helen on 11 December 2015, 03:03:15 pm
Two potential clients today

1. Called me on a landline so I told him he'd need to call me on his mobile when he arives for instructions of where to come, he tells me he doesnt own a mobile so I said "I cant see you then" he then tried to "solve" the problem by if he gave me his discription and an approx time of arrival he would walk up and down my cul-de-sac and I could keep an eye out for him and call him over when I spotted him.... :FF  errrrr no.

2. Just got dolled up for another client, bang on time he called to say he was here I asked what vehicle he was in as (I can see the length of the cul-de-sac from my window) he says a large white van which I couldnt see and I told him, he then he said he wasnt exactly in my road he was around the corner and he wanted my door number but I said "Oh no I don't give that out, I dont even know for sure you're here" so I said come out your vehicle and walk down the cul-de-sac while on the phone and I will direct you...he then said he can't detatch the mobile from the vehicle... I mean WTF! He insisted I should just give him my door number so I told him "no way mate you can forget it".... :FF

Its been quiet these last few days and I'm noticing the idiots are comng out to play.

This has been a very weird day. I'm done!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Shewolf on 11 December 2015, 10:59:59 pm
Two potential clients today

1. Called me on a landline so I told him he'd need to call me on his mobile when he arives for instructions of where to come, he tells me he doesnt own a mobile so I said "I cant see you then" he then tried to "solve" the problem by if he gave me his discription and an approx time of arrival he would walk up and down my cul-de-sac and I could keep an eye out for him and call him over when I spotted him.... :FF  errrrr no.

2. Just got dolled up for another client, bang on time he called to say he was here I asked what vehicle he was in as (I can see the length of the cul-de-sac from my window) he says a large white van which I couldnt see and I told him, he then he said he wasnt exactly in my road he was around the corner and he wanted my door number but I said "Oh no I don't give that out, I dont even know for sure you're here" so I said come out your vehicle and walk down the cul-de-sac while on the phone and I will direct you...he then said he can't detatch the mobile from the vehicle... I mean WTF! He insisted I should just give him my door number so I told him "no way mate you can forget it".... :FF

Its been quiet these last few days and I'm noticing the idiots are comng out to play.

This has been a very weird day. I'm done!

Sorry for my ignorance in advance but...what was number 2 about? What was his agenda?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: littleminxjennifer on 11 December 2015, 11:32:18 pm
clients like this...
mails me saking when i'm free, unfortunately for him i was literally leaving on holiday the following day so had nothing.  he then starts texting, where are you, what do like type questions.  i refer him back to the profile saying if you read my likes, my profile etc you're going to see quite clearly all the answers to the questions your asking.
following morning while i'm finishing my packing i get several texts from the guy saying how hot i was, can wait to see me yadda yadda yadda.

now i had by this point saved notes reminding myself of his number (in case i'd forgotten to block) that he seemed to be a little needy and felt like a timewaster.

get back from hols and the mail starts almost right away.  is there an alert these people can see when you're online?  hey how are you? good holiday? any white bits? can't wait to see you...

i reply saying yes i'm home, holiday was great thank you, are you wanting to make a booking?

thought i'd give him the benefit of the doubt.  his feedback is good, so maybe i was a little harsh as he'd plycked up the courage to contact me and i knocked him back for my holiday... shouldn't have bothered

lad makes the booking, i text the area and where to call me from, and then he starts with the "so hot, can't wait" type texts, finally texting "are you horny"

now i hadn't responded since sending the area, but this one i was like "sorry, i don't play text tennis or do sex chat via text as already explained in my profile, we can chat and get horny when you arrive"

he then cancels as he thinks "we won't work out, i thought we were pals!"

 :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 11 December 2015, 11:56:47 pm
clients like this...
mails me saking when i'm free, unfortunately for him i was literally leaving on holiday the following day so had nothing.  he then starts texting, where are you, what do like type questions.  i refer him back to the profile saying if you read my likes, my profile etc you're going to see quite clearly all the answers to the questions your asking.
following morning while i'm finishing my packing i get several texts from the guy saying how hot i was, can wait to see me yadda yadda yadda.

now i had by this point saved notes reminding myself of his number (in case i'd forgotten to block) that he seemed to be a little needy and felt like a timewaster.

get back from hols and the mail starts almost right away.  is there an alert these people can see when you're online?  hey how are you? good holiday? any white bits? can't wait to see you...

i reply saying yes i'm home, holiday was great thank you, are you wanting to make a booking?

thought i'd give him the benefit of the doubt.  his feedback is good, so maybe i was a little harsh as he'd plycked up the courage to contact me and i knocked him back for my holiday... shouldn't have bothered

lad makes the booking, i text the area and where to call me from, and then he starts with the "so hot, can't wait" type texts, finally texting "are you horny"

now i hadn't responded since sending the area, but this one i was like "sorry, i don't play text tennis or do sex chat via text as already explained in my profile, we can chat and get horny when you arrive"

he then cancels as he thinks "we won't work out, i thought we were pals!"

 :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF

Do These men think we get flattered by them calling us sexy or something? Sorry but an old granpa calling me hot is such a self esteem killer. I barely have any as it is already. Something about an ugly man calling me hot doesn't sit well with me. Never have lol. why the fuck would he think you guys were pals? This is why I have stopped giving benefit of the doubt and ignore fucked up stupid texts like that from the get go. Seems to me that he probably got turned off by your professionalism as most men don't see this as a job but as a hobby hence they see nothing wrong with the flirty texts etc. This is what they want  e.g.

Dickhead-mmmm baby you horny
Escort-mmm yes I am can't wait to have you inside me

That right there is a conversation I would have with my man not a client. They need to recognize boundaries and not cross them but that would never happen because they are delusional and stupid. Not because punting is a hobby to you means escorting is a hobby to us. Need I remind you that you are paying for me? Your not hooking up with some friend or gf. They make me sick :-X Reminds me of the hey baby wanna hook up for some fun types. what fun? :o  you think I have fun sucking your cock? do i know you? The way they talk is as though we are familiars. Bastards  ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 12 December 2015, 12:05:02 am
I hate it when a Client wants to have a shower together. Argh ::) Chances are we probably won't actually be showing just playing with the water and soap on our bellies. neither of us would want to squat and wash our asses now do we? I for one would not be squatting washing my pussy in front a client so the only thing that gets washed is my tits so if having a shower together is an attempt to make sure I am clean you have failed big time, if it's because you just want to explore, you would soon find out that there is nothing special about showering together, not only do you soak down my bathroom because you are incapable of doing anything properly, you piss me off before I even jump in bed with you. Trying to look sexy in the shower is not what I want to be doing. So not a good start. Just quit this shit, have your nice shower and come back to bed so we can fuck and you can get the fuck out. Arghh :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Monroe on 12 December 2015, 05:05:45 am
I hate it when a Client wants to have a shower together. Argh ::) Chances are we probably won't actually be showing just playing with the water and soap on our bellies. neither of us would want to squat and wash our asses now do we? I for one would not be squatting washing my pussy in front a client so the only thing that gets washed is my tits so if having a shower together is an attempt to make sure I am clean you have failed big time, if it's because you just want to explore, you would soon find out that there is nothing special about showering together, not only do you soak down my bathroom because you are incapable of doing anything properly, you piss me off before I even jump in bed with you. Trying to look sexy in the shower is not what I want to be doing. So not a good start. Just quit this shit, have your nice shower and come back to bed so we can fuck and you can get the fuck out. Arghh :FF

 HAHA  ;D ;D I know right, by the time i have dried off, he's dried off, i have creamed myself, and got into the outfit he wants, half the time has gone
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: mature helen on 12 December 2015, 08:05:42 am
Two potential clients today

1. Called me on a landline so I told him he'd need to call me on his mobile when he arives for instructions of where to come, he tells me he doesnt own a mobile so I said "I cant see you then" he then tried to "solve" the problem by if he gave me his discription and an approx time of arrival he would walk up and down my cul-de-sac and I could keep an eye out for him and call him over when I spotted him.... :FF  errrrr no.

2. Just got dolled up for another client, bang on time he called to say he was here I asked what vehicle he was in as (I can see the length of the cul-de-sac from my window) he says a large white van which I couldnt see and I told him, he then he said he wasnt exactly in my road he was around the corner and he wanted my door number but I said "Oh no I don't give that out, I dont even know for sure you're here" so I said come out your vehicle and walk down the cul-de-sac while on the phone and I will direct you...he then said he can't detatch the mobile from the vehicle... I mean WTF! He insisted I should just give him my door number so I told him "no way mate you can forget it".... :FF

Its been quiet these last few days and I'm noticing the idiots are comng out to play.

This has been a very weird day. I'm done!

Sorry for my ignorance in advance but...what was number 2 about? What was his agenda?
He could have been an address collector, I only give them my post code and street name so if he says hes parked around the corner he will still need to get out his car and walk into my road whilst talking to me on the phone so I can see him before giving him my door number.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Emi787 on 12 December 2015, 02:45:37 pm
My no.1 bug bare is their utter stupidity.  Some men, even those who seem very educated and witty and on lots of money, have not got any common sense at all! mainly in terms of directions. Seriously there has been times I would love to just scream at them how retarded they are when they get lost. Some scruffy men need no help what so ever, its like.. hu?! makes no sense.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: TrashAzn on 12 December 2015, 04:25:07 pm
I don't think it's always them being dumb some of them just like playing games. They want you screaming down the phone so everyone can hear you or running around outside looking for them.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 12 December 2015, 04:45:38 pm
I don't think it's always them being dumb some of them just like playing games. They want you screaming down the phone so everyone can hear you or running around outside looking for them.

Playing games? huh?
Dumb or immature it still doesn't look good for them and I see no hope in the  future.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Shewolf on 12 December 2015, 09:44:18 pm
Two potential clients today

1. Called me on a landline so I told him he'd need to call me on his mobile when he arives for instructions of where to come, he tells me he doesnt own a mobile so I said "I cant see you then" he then tried to "solve" the problem by if he gave me his discription and an approx time of arrival he would walk up and down my cul-de-sac and I could keep an eye out for him and call him over when I spotted him.... :FF  errrrr no.

2. Just got dolled up for another client, bang on time he called to say he was here I asked what vehicle he was in as (I can see the length of the cul-de-sac from my window) he says a large white van which I couldnt see and I told him, he then he said he wasnt exactly in my road he was around the corner and he wanted my door number but I said "Oh no I don't give that out, I dont even know for sure you're here" so I said come out your vehicle and walk down the cul-de-sac while on the phone and I will direct you...he then said he can't detatch the mobile from the vehicle... I mean WTF! He insisted I should just give him my door number so I told him "no way mate you can forget it".... :FF

Its been quiet these last few days and I'm noticing the idiots are comng out to play.

This has been a very weird day. I'm done!

Sorry for my ignorance in advance but...what was number 2 about? What was his agenda?
He could have been an address collector, I only give them my post code and street name so if he says hes parked around the corner he will still need to get out his car and walk into my road whilst talking to me on the phone so I can see him before giving him my door number.

OK but...what do you mean, 'an address collector'?? Why would a man want to collect addresses? For what reason?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Roxy101 on 12 December 2015, 11:06:57 pm
Two potential clients today

1. Called me on a landline so I told him he'd need to call me on his mobile when he arives for instructions of where to come, he tells me he doesnt own a mobile so I said "I cant see you then" he then tried to "solve" the problem by if he gave me his discription and an approx time of arrival he would walk up and down my cul-de-sac and I could keep an eye out for him and call him over when I spotted him.... :FF  errrrr no.

2. Just got dolled up for another client, bang on time he called to say he was here I asked what vehicle he was in as (I can see the length of the cul-de-sac from my window) he says a large white van which I couldnt see and I told him, he then he said he wasnt exactly in my road he was around the corner and he wanted my door number but I said "Oh no I don't give that out, I dont even know for sure you're here" so I said come out your vehicle and walk down the cul-de-sac while on the phone and I will direct you...he then said he can't detatch the mobile from the vehicle... I mean WTF! He insisted I should just give him my door number so I told him "no way mate you can forget it".... :FF

Its been quiet these last few days and I'm noticing the idiots are comng out to play.

This has been a very weird day. I'm done!

Sorry for my ignorance in advance but...what was number 2 about? What was his agenda?
He could have been an address collector, I only give them my post code and street name so if he says hes parked around the corner he will still need to get out his car and walk into my road whilst talking to me on the phone so I can see him before giving him my door number.

OK but...what do you mean, 'an address collector'?? Why would a man want to collect addresses? For what reason?

Some could be dangerous. Others are just weird creeps. And others, I suppose, collect women's addresses rather than airplane or train numbers.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BJC on 13 December 2015, 12:52:09 am
Two potential clients today

1. Called me on a landline so I told him he'd need to call me on his mobile when he arives for instructions of where to come, he tells me he doesnt own a mobile so I said "I cant see you then" he then tried to "solve" the problem by if he gave me his discription and an approx time of arrival he would walk up and down my cul-de-sac and I could keep an eye out for him and call him over when I spotted him.... :FF  errrrr no.

2. Just got dolled up for another client, bang on time he called to say he was here I asked what vehicle he was in as (I can see the length of the cul-de-sac from my window) he says a large white van which I couldnt see and I told him, he then he said he wasnt exactly in my road he was around the corner and he wanted my door number but I said "Oh no I don't give that out, I dont even know for sure you're here" so I said come out your vehicle and walk down the cul-de-sac while on the phone and I will direct you...he then said he can't detatch the mobile from the vehicle... I mean WTF! He insisted I should just give him my door number so I told him "no way mate you can forget it".... :FF

Its been quiet these last few days and I'm noticing the idiots are comng out to play.

This has been a very weird day. I'm done!

Sorry for my ignorance in advance but...what was number 2 about? What was his agenda?
He could have been an address collector, I only give them my post code and street name so if he says hes parked around the corner he will still need to get out his car and walk into my road whilst talking to me on the phone so I can see him before giving him my door number.

OK but...what do you mean, 'an address collector'?? Why would a man want to collect addresses? For what reason?

Some could be dangerous. Others are just weird creeps. And others, I suppose, collect women's addresses rather than airplane or train numbers.

I know it sounds crazy but unfortunately address collectors do exist. Pain in the ass, not sure what they get from it 
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: TrashAzn on 13 December 2015, 11:08:11 am
Two potential clients today

1. Called me on a landline so I told him he'd need to call me on his mobile when he arives for instructions of where to come, he tells me he doesnt own a mobile so I said "I cant see you then" he then tried to "solve" the problem by if he gave me his discription and an approx time of arrival he would walk up and down my cul-de-sac and I could keep an eye out for him and call him over when I spotted him.... :FF  errrrr no.

2. Just got dolled up for another client, bang on time he called to say he was here I asked what vehicle he was in as (I can see the length of the cul-de-sac from my window) he says a large white van which I couldnt see and I told him, he then he said he wasnt exactly in my road he was around the corner and he wanted my door number but I said "Oh no I don't give that out, I dont even know for sure you're here" so I said come out your vehicle and walk down the cul-de-sac while on the phone and I will direct you...he then said he can't detatch the mobile from the vehicle... I mean WTF! He insisted I should just give him my door number so I told him "no way mate you can forget it".... :FF

Its been quiet these last few days and I'm noticing the idiots are comng out to play.

This has been a very weird day. I'm done!

Sorry for my ignorance in advance but...what was number 2 about? What was his agenda?
He could have been an address collector, I only give them my post code and street name so if he says hes parked around the corner he will still need to get out his car and walk into my road whilst talking to me on the phone so I can see him before giving him my door number.

OK but...what do you mean, 'an address collector'?? Why would a man want to collect addresses? For what reason?

Some could be dangerous. Others are just weird creeps. And others, I suppose, collect women's addresses rather than airplane or train numbers.

I know it sounds crazy but unfortunately address collectors do exist. Pain in the ass, not sure what they get from it

They get to sit on google maps and wank over knowing guys are turning up to pay for sex there.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lois01827 on 13 December 2015, 05:53:05 pm
Client I've seen before, who after the booking wanted a shower - was in there 20 mins until I turned off hot water.
Had 2 missed calls today so I texted him this evening saying Sorry I missed his call but I was busy. He responds with that's ok, can you see me later, but I've only got 40 (a quarter of my hourly rate). Told him I wouldn't even look at his cock for 40 quid, let alone anything else. Additionally, it'd cost that to pay for his shower. Some men soooo take the piss if they've seen you once and try for 'mates rates' but this is off the scale ha  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 16 December 2015, 05:01:34 pm
Ring or email and ask how they go about booking you..err!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lois01827 on 16 December 2015, 05:05:14 pm
I've lots of girls to choose from, tell me why I should choose you? (which translates to tell me what you're going to do to me whilst I toss off as I've no intention of ever booking you - freebie please)

Hmmm, let me think about that - do one!!  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Emi787 on 16 December 2015, 05:17:50 pm
About 5 years ago I had a client who used my toothbrush, he didn't ask or anything I just found out, I hated it. For probably a year on I always kept my toothbrush hidden outside of the bathroom. And then started keeping it in the bathroom again.

Then, I think about 6 months ago? I found a bit of brown on my toothbrush, I smelt it it was... his no.2. When I asked him on the phone about it he denied it was him at first, then I got it out of him it turned out he was having trouble trying to make his poo flush down... yeah, I know, unbelievable :( I will never ever keep my toothbrush in the bathroom ever again!

Men who step outside of the bath the instant they turn the shower off. OMG! pick the towel up and mostly dry yourself INSIDE the bath! leaves water all over the floor when I go in there.

When they want a drink, and only end up having a sip or two. Like, really?!

Turning up uninvited.

Getting lost for directions. And also asking me to come down to bring them up to my apartment - when I'm in my lingerie, skimpy dress and high/stripper heels. No, just no. You can afford escort prices so you have at least 1 brain cell in there to follow simple instructions.

Other things as well but I best not type a book here.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lois01827 on 16 December 2015, 05:22:25 pm
About 5 years ago I had a client who used my toothbrush, he didn't ask or anything I just found out, I hated it. For probably a year on I always kept my toothbrush hidden outside of the bathroom. And then started keeping it in the bathroom again.

Then, I think about 6 months ago? I found a bit of brown on my toothbrush, I smelt it it was... his no.2. When I asked him on the phone about it he denied it was him at first, then I got it out of him it turned out he was having trouble trying to make his poo flush down... yeah, I know, unbelievable :( I will never ever keep my toothbrush in the bathroom ever again!

Getting lost for directions. And also asking me to come down to bring them up to my apartment - when I'm in my lingerie, skimpy dress and high/stripper heels. No, just no. You can afford escort prices so you have at least 1 brain cell in there to follow simple instructions.


Oh my god Emi - I am literally crying laughing here - the toothbrush thing is just off the scale; dirty git!! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa   ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 16 December 2015, 05:41:38 pm
I sincerely hope you told toothbrush guy what a disrespectful disgusting wanker he is!I couldn't see someone again who would do something so vile!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 16 December 2015, 07:15:16 pm
Ring or email and ask how they go about booking you..err!

lool. ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hannaah on 17 December 2015, 05:57:43 pm
Think your time isn't important!!

Guy books for 4.30pm, then later asks change it to 5pm. I agree.

No text or call, nothing until 5.38- hi I'm on xx where do I go?

Just no, fuck off!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hadley on 18 December 2015, 12:41:36 pm
Then, I think about 6 months ago? I found a bit of brown on my toothbrush, I smelt it it was... his no.2. When I asked him on the phone about it he denied it was him at first, then I got it out of him it turned out he was having trouble trying to make his poo flush down... yeah, I know, unbelievable :( I will never ever keep my toothbrush in the bathroom ever again!

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 18 December 2015, 03:45:29 pm
When they make the booking, all the way through establishing a time, clothing requests, and getting the address.... and THEN they ask what your rates are.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lois01827 on 18 December 2015, 03:51:24 pm
When they make the booking, all the way through establishing a time, clothing requests, and getting the address.... and THEN they ask what your rates are.

Had all this piss about with a guy, although he said he had read my profile when I asked him.
Hour before the booking he texted and said 'Actually, I only want a massage and a wank. 40 mins - ?50?
TW Twat!!  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 18 December 2015, 03:52:07 pm
When they make the booking, all the way through establishing a time, clothing requests, and getting the address.... and THEN they ask what your rates are.

I have no tolerance for men asking what my rates are or where abouts im based. All that info. is right where they found my number so I just hang up almost instantly soon as I hear what are your rates? ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Littlemisslondon on 18 December 2015, 07:15:09 pm
You're not a Cow !! Lol you're lovely! He may have paid this money BUT he still cost you money twice so you were quite right to judge, if you hadn't called him out on his bad behaviour he wouldn't have sent the Paypal payment so GO YOU !! Don't you dare feel bad for being assertive, I'm well impressed with this! xxxx
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lois01827 on 18 December 2015, 07:42:40 pm
You're not a Cow !! Lol you're lovely! He may have paid this money BUT he still cost you money twice so you were quite right to judge, if you hadn't called him out on his bad behaviour he wouldn't have sent the Paypal payment so GO YOU !! Don't you dare feel bad for being assertive, I'm well impressed with this! xxxx

 ;D ;D ;D ;D x
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BlaqHarlot on 21 December 2015, 04:36:26 am
Brag in field reports. I was left a field report nearly a week ago and decided not to make it public since the stupid client wanted to brag and fabricate what had happened in our booking! Not sure why he felt the need to lie and make little things up such as I stayed two hours longer and that I told him he was the best client I had, there was some other stuff aswell. Really pathetic.

I just thought bless you, having to lie and fabricate the truth for no other reason than to boost your ego, and he will be so pissed when he realises I'm not making it public. Why do clients do such dumb things sometimes? It's as though a lot of them are pretty stupid, makes me laugh lol! The lying and fabricating only makes me be suspicious of other field reports and feedback as you don't know if it's truth or not.

Another thing that clients do to annoy is lie about you when you've refused to book them. Like I get it, you're bitter and a little angry I rejected you and that you can't sample my fantastic good but honestly get over it there are thousands of beautiful girls you can go see hahaha. Men in general really cannot stand rejection, poor sods! ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Angie.B.x on 21 December 2015, 08:39:53 am
I know how you feel about that DesignerWhore!! One put in his field report that I made him lie down on the bed and pissed all over him. (Yeah right I'm gonna piss all over my bed!!) Then he stood up and I sucked his cock until he came all over my face!! WTF? I wouldn't even let my other half do that never mind a complete stranger. I actually hate the white sticky stuff  ???  :FF
Then when I checked my Adultwork earlier I have a booking request for 4pm today for 4 hours for the princely sum of ?150! There was one the other day who booked 30 hours for ?70!
I don't know if it's me being totally irrational because I'm having a lot of senior moments lol, but every damn one of them are doing something to annoy me. Even small things  ::)
I think I may take January off or some guy is going to do something totally innocent and he will bear the brunt of everybody elses idiocy  :P
I wish it wasn't too early to take a wine to set me up for when I switch my phone on for all the middle of the night calls and texts lol
A wee cup of tea will have to do though.
I feel much better now I've got that off my chest but I just wish we could all have at least one single day without all the nonsence  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Roxy101 on 21 December 2015, 09:47:22 am

Then, I think about 6 months ago? I found a bit of brown on my toothbrush, I smelt it it was... his no.2. When I asked him on the phone about it he denied it was him at first, then I got it out of him it turned out he was having trouble trying to make his poo flush down... yeah, I know, unbelievable :( I will never ever keep my toothbrush in the bathroom ever

This made me feel sick, then really mad. What if there had been no remains on the toothbrush and you'd carried on using it? Some men are so disgusting! Why didn't he do his business before he got to yours, anyway? Absolutely no respect. I really wonder what goes through these people's minds. Although, things similar seem to happen everywhere. The tanning shop I use has a disclaimer saying if you wee or poo in the machines you will be made to pay to have them cleaned. I asked if that had actually ever happened and was told by the owner that she gets someone wee in the machine or the vaces in the room at last a few times a month and someone had gone for a number 2 in the machine once. Really makes me wonder about the human race.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: TrashAzn on 21 December 2015, 12:26:47 pm
All guys like to stretch the truth it'd just be nice if they left it out of field reports and just kept to bragging to their mates about whatever fake story they want to make up. Lately what's getting me annoyed since I just started doing incalls is the amount of people who just feel I should run on their time and they can show up when they feel like it. I tell them to call when they are on their way and hear nothing after their booking starts so it's a no show. Somehow 2 hours later when I'm seeing another client my phone won't stop going off with calls and texts. After checking it when that booking is over it's the previous client contacting me for an address then when he got no response hours after the time he booked he is calling me all the names under the sun and a fake.

I'm really not sure where I said the booking was an open one and he can just come whatever time of day suits him. I mean it's in their emails that they sent to me "I would like to see you at 2pm for an hour" somehow that reads back to them "The booking is still valid if I want to come at 4pm"
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BlaqHarlot on 21 December 2015, 12:34:46 pm
I know how you feel about that DesignerWhore!! One put in his field report that I made him lie down on the bed and pissed all over him. (Yeah right I'm gonna piss all over my bed!!) Then he stood up and I sucked his cock until he came all over my face!! WTF? I wouldn't even let my other half do that never mind a complete stranger. I actually hate the white sticky stuff  ???  :FF
Then when I checked my Adultwork earlier I have a booking request for 4pm today for 4 hours for the princely sum of ?150! There was one the other day who booked 30 hours for ?70!
I don't know if it's me being totally irrational because I'm having a lot of senior moments lol, but every damn one of them are doing something to annoy me. Even small things  ::)
I think I may take January off or some guy is going to do something totally innocent and he will bear the brunt of everybody elses idiocy  :P
I wish it wasn't too early to take a wine to set me up for when I switch my phone on for all the middle of the night calls and texts lol
A wee cup of tea will have to do though.
I feel much better now I've got that off my chest but I just wish we could all have at least one single day without all the nonsence  ::) ::)
I feel your pain! The hagglers piss me off, if you can't afford my rate go to a girl who's rate you can afford.
Haggling to a certain extent makes these punters look cheap, I state very clearly my rates are non negotiable. Yet I will still get the "I've only got 90 can you do an hour" like are you that desperate for some action that you'd spend your last ?90? Not just wait until payday? Complete bullshit. They can afford it they are just chancers.

These days I just do a big sigh and block, it's much better than sending a "fuck off" email/message hahaha
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BJC on 21 December 2015, 03:40:22 pm
Brag in field reports. I was left a field report nearly a week ago and decided not to make it public since the stupid client wanted to brag and fabricate what had happened in our booking! Not sure why he felt the need to lie and make little things up such as I stayed two hours longer and that I told him he was the best client I had, there was some other stuff aswell. Really pathetic.

I just thought bless you, having to lie and fabricate the truth for no other reason than to boost your ego, and he will be so pissed when he realises I'm not making it public. Why do clients do such dumb things sometimes? It's as though a lot of them are pretty stupid, makes me laugh lol! The lying and fabricating only makes me be suspicious of other field reports and feedback as you don't know if it's truth or not.

Another thing that clients do to annoy is lie about you when you've refused to book them. Like I get it, you're bitter and a little angry I rejected you and that you can't sample my fantastic good but honestly get over it there are thousands of beautiful girls you can go see hahaha. Men in general really cannot stand rejection, poor sods! ;D

With you on both points! I recently had a guy go absolutely bat shit crazy via txt when I declined his booking because I got a bae vibe off him. Wound me up so much i snapped and replied saying "Its obviously rather damaging to your ego to get turned down by q "dirty whore" but I'm sure youll find aanother lady you can pay to spend some time with you"
Obviously I shouldn't have sunk to his level and provoked him even more but he caught me in a Bad mood. The audacity of some of them is bloody incredible.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Littlemisslondon on 22 December 2015, 12:29:17 am
I'm not desperately keen on feedback, I have some nice comments and thats lovely but Im not particularly 'into' feedback.... The one thing I do dislike is tacky feedback... We all know what we're doing on AW after all ! I had a client recently who was a bit of pain, he was nervous and subsequently decided we should spend 2 1/2 hours in the hotel bar... I gently reminded him that it was a 3 hour booking but sadly he was on a role, by the time I did get him back to his room there were literally 30 mins left, he was horrified that I was leaving in 30 mins, begged me for extra time, I foolishly agreed 30 mins.... so 60 mins of him being far too wasted to do anything but I did my best to ensure he didn't feel 'cheated' and gave him plenty of attention.... I'm still new at this and don't find this type of situation comfortable! I was relieved to leave but as he had been polite and hadn't been in any way disrespectful, I left him very nice positive feedback.... He in turn left me feedback saying how hot and full on the sex was !!!  :-\ The only feedback comment I have ever had that includes 'sex' and we didn't have any lol... How annoying !!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: ParisB on 24 December 2015, 01:58:22 am
Two potential clients today

1. Called me on a landline so I told him he'd need to call me on his mobile when he arives for instructions of where to come, he tells me he doesnt own a mobile so I said "I cant see you then" he then tried to "solve" the problem by if he gave me his discription and an approx time of arrival he would walk up and down my cul-de-sac and I could keep an eye out for him and call him over when I spotted him.... :FF  errrrr no.

2. Just got dolled up for another client, bang on time he called to say he was here I asked what vehicle he was in as (I can see the length of the cul-de-sac from my window) he says a large white van which I couldnt see and I told him, he then he said he wasnt exactly in my road he was around the corner and he wanted my door number but I said "Oh no I don't give that out, I dont even know for sure you're here" so I said come out your vehicle and walk down the cul-de-sac while on the phone and I will direct you...he then said he can't detatch the mobile from the vehicle... I mean WTF! He insisted I should just give him my door number so I told him "no way mate you can forget it".... :FF

Its been quiet these last few days and I'm noticing the idiots are comng out to play.

This has been a very weird day. I'm done!

Sorry for my ignorance in advance but...what was number 2 about? What was his agenda?
He could have been an address collector, I only give them my post code and street name so if he says hes parked around the corner he will still need to get out his car and walk into my road whilst talking to me on the phone so I can see him before giving him my door number.

OK but...what do you mean, 'an address collector'?? Why would a man want to collect addresses? For what reason?

Some want the address so that they can come back later on the off chance and maybe see you popping in / out without you realising especially if there is street parking / car park near by

Some want it so they can turn up at there own leisure
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: ParisB on 24 December 2015, 02:02:57 am
I hate when they make a booking and they dont read your profile and then they come and ask for something what you dont do. They put on a face when you say NO like is unusual to get rejected.

I had one of those yesterday and he come with " let's go to read your profile together and discuss about "
Yeah sure , that he had to doit before call amd when he is already in my room  :FF

I don't know why but I find being stuck alone in a room with a stranger that's turned up expecting something I don't do and then the disappointment in them when you tell them you don't do it beyond awkward, sometimes intimidating. I get so anxious at the thought, I know I'm over reacting but I can't help it so I always ask new clients when they phone me if they have read my profile and are happy with what's on offer, they usually say yes and for those who don't....I refer them back to my profile x
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I cut all the bullshit out I have a bit of a script that i stick to - I can say it in my sleep
Covers the prices services,  what they get , what I don't do and if anything Is extra &  location


Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: politics999 on 24 December 2015, 04:57:51 pm
Ah my all time fucking pet peeve (sorry for swearing)

Asking me WHERE I go to university. (Not WHAT I do at university but WHERE I go)

Like hell i'm telling you where I go to university. It's none of your bloody business.
That's like me asking WHERE do they work. They would wonder why I want to know
 I don't care how close you think we are. I meet you for 1 hour, (even if we meet every week)  we do not know each other.
I'm super sweet when I answer with the location of my fake university.

I'm always super cautious because some idiot met me then went and repeated everything he "thought" he knew about me on a forum. (then still tried to book me like I wouldn't know it was him that wrote it)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: politics999 on 24 December 2015, 05:03:18 pm
Also knowing that I don't do anal play/anal and still trying to stick their hand up my butt???

I had one client who would buy me gifts etc (I guess to sweeten me up) and then stick his finger repeatedly up my bum and talk about how much he wanted to do me up the ass even though I had told him that would never happen.

What is men's fascination with buttholes??? 
I should purposely take a crap on the next one's fingers so that they understand.  ;D ;D ???
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Willow Summers on 24 December 2015, 06:37:06 pm
I have now put it on my profile that if they want a shower, it comes out of the time they have paid for.

I had a client that assumed it was ok to bring his soggy old bike into my flat, because it is very expensive and doesnt trust people 'in this area'. Cheeky git!! AND I had to clean up a muddy floor afterwards!

Men that seem to this you are now friends and keep trying to elicit long text conversations.

I also get countless pictures and videos of clients cocks sent to me. Gee thanks, not seen one of those in a while   :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: TrashAzn on 27 December 2015, 05:09:52 pm
Also knowing that I don't do anal play/anal and still trying to stick their hand up my butt???

I had one client who would buy me gifts etc (I guess to sweeten me up) and then stick his finger repeatedly up my bum and talk about how much he wanted to do me up the ass even though I had told him that would never happen.

What is men's fascination with buttholes??? 
I should purposely take a crap on the next one's fingers so that they understand.  ;D ;D ???

Never understood it either I've herd guys claim they like it because it's tighter but I think it's mostly a control thing because they know it hurts and they get off on making you do it for them.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: katrina on 27 December 2015, 10:50:05 pm
I have now put it on my profile that if they want a shower, it comes out of the time they have paid for.

I had a client that assumed it was ok to bring his soggy old bike into my flat, because it is very expensive and doesnt trust people 'in this area'. Cheeky git!! AND I had to clean up a muddy floor afterwards!

Men that seem to this you are now friends and keep trying to elicit long text conversations.

I also get countless pictures and videos of clients cocks sent to me. Gee thanks, not seen one of those in a while   :FF

Agree with all the rest of this post , ie; unwanted cock pics, irritating expectations of long text convo's after the meeting,  but the charging them for taking a shower?  Personally I allow 10 minutes or so either side of the booking to shower,  not included in the booked time,  its much preferable to have a clean guy than someone who refuses on the grounds of wanting his 'money's worth' :-)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 29 December 2015, 10:23:47 pm
constantly text you and keep texting even without getting a reply. I am on Christmas holiday and receive several texts from one jackass when I switched my phone on today out of curiosity. I will not be so curious anymore and switch on my phone as it leads to me being irritated and that is not what I want right now. Just don't get how they are so persistent. He has been texting since 1st dec. If you are texting someone and they didn't reply the first time, didn't reply the second time, didn't reply the third time. What the fuck makes you think they would reply the 100th FUCKING time? Even if i was purposely ignoring the texts, can't men take a hint? I stop trying to contact someone after getting no response twice. Men can be very persistent. Aren't there other prostitutes around? fucking nuisances. What if I decide to quit for a year. would he text me everyday for a year too? Would not be accepting a booking from him when I resume work as he comes across very needy, had to put him in his place and tell him to stop calling me girlfriend not so long ago.  :FF No wonder I saved his number as annoying guy ::) He's the type that would want to date you after one booking. Oh yes, because what I need in my life right now is to date one of you lot that annoy me every fucking day. No thanks! I'm not desperate. lol
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hannaah on 12 January 2016, 10:16:34 am
Not LISTEN.

1st guy: When are you available next?
me- friday and from thereafter monday.
him- so you're not available before friday this week?

2nd guy- can you do a meet this week?
me- I can do friday anytime between 6-9pm.
him- Can you do 1.30pm friday?

 :FF :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: lovely-laura on 12 January 2016, 11:11:21 am
Massive pet peeve of mines is when they doesnt even greet you in a text or email.

No good morning or hello but quite happy to request to swallow there spunk.

it annoys me to the point that if they dont at least say hi (its two letters its cant take that long to type) It will put me off seeing them altogether

x
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jezabel on 12 January 2016, 11:24:09 am
Most times I find guys like that are TWs, sometimes they cannot relate to women, sometimes its more specific to wgs ie. a form of disrespect. So plain rude.

When guys start off like that sometimes I just say It is normal to start off a conversation with a greeting and even a name. Then they don't know what to do with themselves.

As far as I'm concerned courtesy costs nothing.

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 12 January 2016, 11:55:56 am
Most times I find guys like that are TWs, sometimes they cannot relate to women, sometimes its more specific to wgs ie. a form of disrespect. So plain rude.

When guys start off like that sometimes I just say It is normal to start off a conversation with a greeting and even a name. Then they don't know what to do with themselves.

As far as I'm concerned courtesy costs nothing.
Agreed.I use how they text or come across on the phone as part of my screening and if they bark down the phone or via text something like that without so much as a hello then they don't get an appointment.They are hardly going to be less rude in the room with us are they?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Iluvcats on 12 January 2016, 11:56:25 am
I know how you feel about that DesignerWhore!! One put in his field report that I made him lie down on the bed and pissed all over him. (Yeah right I'm gonna piss all over my bed!!) Then he stood up and I sucked his cock until he came all over my face!! WTF? I wouldn't even let my other half do that never mind a complete stranger. I actually hate the white sticky stuff  ???  :FF
Then when I checked my Adultwork earlier I have a booking request for 4pm today for 4 hours for the princely sum of ?150! There was one the other day who booked 30 hours for ?70!
I don't know if it's me being totally irrational because I'm having a lot of senior moments lol, but every damn one of them are doing something to annoy me. Even small things  ::)
I think I may take January off or some guy is going to do something totally innocent and he will bear the brunt of everybody elses idiocy  :P
I wish it wasn't too early to take a wine to set me up for when I switch my phone on for all the middle of the night calls and texts lol
A wee cup of tea will have to do though.
I feel much better now I've got that off my chest but I just wish we could all have at least one single day without all the nonsence  ::) ::)

I had this yesterday! Client books for 30 hours at 70! I wasn't even working yesterday! My days & times are clear on my profile can't they read?? I was so bloody annoyed, it's as if they go out of their way to make us unhappy 😡
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Just keep swimming on 12 January 2016, 12:43:40 pm
My last text said 'can I fuck u at 7?'

Eh no!!  Manners cost nothing!! 
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 12 January 2016, 12:44:30 pm
guys that go round the houses when booking.Had a regular recently ask about a duo.Didn't stipulate any particular duo partner or type of lady so I organised one.He asked who with I told him..after an hour he texted and said he preferred a larger curvier lady and would I keep a lookout for a lady more like me. Now I am sorry but the ladies I offer duos with are named right there on my profile along with links to their profiles so he could have picked out of those to start with or said at the beginning the sort of lady he would like for the duo. Trying to be patient I tried again with a lady more his type only for him to say he couldn't find her profile and could he just see me tonight...this is after i have spent on and off an hour organising the bloody duo.Why can't they just be straightforward and say 'Can you organise a duo tonight with such and such from your profile?' Equally if none of the girls I offer duos with tickle their fancy I am not going to find another lady who i don't know to rope in!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Red KB on 12 January 2016, 05:07:00 pm
I know how you feel about that DesignerWhore!! One put in his field report that I made him lie down on the bed and pissed all over him. (Yeah right I'm gonna piss all over my bed!!) Then he stood up and I sucked his cock until he came all over my face!! WTF? I wouldn't even let my other half do that never mind a complete stranger. I actually hate the white sticky stuff  ???  :FF
Then when I checked my Adultwork earlier I have a booking request for 4pm today for 4 hours for the princely sum of ?150! There was one the other day who booked 30 hours for ?70!
I don't know if it's me being totally irrational because I'm having a lot of senior moments lol, but every damn one of them are doing something to annoy me. Even small things  ::)
I think I may take January off or some guy is going to do something totally innocent and he will bear the brunt of everybody elses idiocy  :P
I wish it wasn't too early to take a wine to set me up for when I switch my phone on for all the middle of the night calls and texts lol
A wee cup of tea will have to do though.
I feel much better now I've got that off my chest but I just wish we could all have at least one single day without all the nonsence  ::) ::)

I had this yesterday! Client books for 30 hours at 70! I wasn't even working yesterday! My days & times are clear on my profile can't they read?? I was so bloody annoyed, it's as if they go out of their way to make us unhappy 😡

I've had this. I think they think they're putting in 30 minutes but the system doesn't work like that.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 12 January 2016, 05:14:19 pm
Maybe it's just me but I get irritated when a guy texts something like "Hi, I was wondering if you're free at all today?"

I text back "Hi, sorry but I'm busy today"

And then nothing! Not even an "Ok thanks". I would at least text back a thanks, is it me or am I being narky?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hadley on 12 January 2016, 05:34:49 pm
Clients that don't understand what "at discretion" means.

I offer anal at discretion, and the amount of guys that text me and ask ahead of time can they definitely have anal in the booking is unbelievable.

I politely reply no, as this service is at discretion, so even though I may sometimes offer it cannot be guaranteed. My offering anal depends on how I feel, if I'm in the right mood, if I'm turned on enough, if I feel the client can be gentle enough. I tell them clearly when making the initial enquiry that this is a decision I make during the booking and not before. My profile also very clearly states that anal sex is at discretion.

Despite this I get endless "but will you"? and "I have 7 inches, quite thick so will you do it"? type calls. I really think that guys expect me to have one of those post office plastic things with the letterbox shaped hole in it - you know the ones they use to ascertain whether your letter will be charged in the cheaper or more expensive bracket, depending on whether or not you can squish your parcel through the gap.

They want me to say yes -  if you can stick your throbbing purple member through this bit of plastic with a hole in it, this will qualify you to fuck me in the arse.

Anyway, if I was (for example) happy to bum-fuck anyone under 6 inches I would simply say so on my profile. That's not what at discretion means. At discretion means you have the right to choose, at any time, and for any reason!!

Rant over  ;D

H xx




Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: TrashAzn on 12 January 2016, 05:54:32 pm
I have that same issue with swallowing it's at discretion and some clients can be pretty demanding over it like it's a deal breaker for them and they can talk me into it with "Oh well I planned to book you for this long for this money but I don't know if you can't do that" I've turned it down during a booking and they try to push my head down on them and it ends up like "Why didn't you just swallow it?"  "I already told you no" "but why?" "I don't have to give you a reason" it really is an abstract thing most of the time I'm not saying they are dirty or I'm worried they might have something although sometimes it might be the case sometimes I'm  just not comfortable with somebody and I don't want to do some things.  A lot of clients want to do things like CIM or bukkake because they saw it in porn and it's not something I want to be doing several times a day all the time.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hadley on 12 January 2016, 06:01:52 pm
The swallowing must be difficult to manage because it's easier for them to try to cross that line, isn't it x

At least with anal I have the chance to roar "Nooo" in an exorcist type voice and roll away, which usually gets the message across.

x
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Iluvcats on 12 January 2016, 06:07:18 pm
Maybe it's just me but I get irritated when a guy texts something like "Hi, I was wondering if you're free at all today?"

I text back "Hi, sorry but I'm busy today"

And then nothing! Not even an "Ok thanks". I would at least text back a thanks, is it me or am I being narky?

This ^^^ 😡😡

When clients won't/don't take no for an answer then repeatedly put bookings through so u have no choice but to reply to them (forced contact) or they take a mini tantrum & tell everyone on a well known place but add some lies to the mix all because we declined a meet with them. Poir wee scones spit their dummies out. (I can just imagine their faces bright purple with steam coming from their ears)

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 12 January 2016, 06:16:50 pm
I have that same issue with swallowing it's at discretion and some clients can be pretty demanding over it like it's a deal breaker for them and they can talk me into it with "Oh well I planned to book you for this long for this money but I don't know if you can't do that" I've turned it down during a booking and they try to push my head down on them and it ends up like "Why didn't you just swallow it?"  "I already told you no" "but why?" "I don't have to give you a reason" it really is an abstract thing most of the time I'm not saying they are dirty or I'm worried they might have something although sometimes it might be the case sometimes I'm  just not comfortable with somebody and I don't want to do some things.  A lot of clients want to do things like CIM or bukkake because they saw it in porn and it's not something I want to be doing several times a day all the time.
I always say if its a deal breaker then book someone who doesn't have at discretion next to it.Whether I swallow or not depends on the consistency,taste and amount and that isn't something I'll decide on until he has cimed.To be honest most of them don't give a shit what you do with it once they have popped,the blokes that demand it are usually the pushy dominant types.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 12 January 2016, 06:18:54 pm
Maybe it's just me but I get irritated when a guy texts something like "Hi, I was wondering if you're free at all today?"

I text back "Hi, sorry but I'm busy today"

And then nothing! Not even an "Ok thanks". I would at least text back a thanks, is it me or am I being narky?

This ^^^ 😡😡

When clients won't/don't take no for an answer then repeatedly put bookings through so u have no choice but to reply to them (forced contact) or they take a mini tantrum & tell everyone on a well known place but add some lies to the mix all because we declined a meet with them. Poir wee scones spit their dummies out. (I can just imagine their faces bright purple with steam coming from their ears)
I just block anyone who keeps putting unannouced and unwanted booking requests through.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Iluvcats on 12 January 2016, 06:27:32 pm
Maybe it's just me but I get irritated when a guy texts something like "Hi, I was wondering if you're free at all today?"

I text back "Hi, sorry but I'm busy today"

And then nothing! Not even an "Ok thanks". I would at least text back a thanks, is it me or am I being narky?

This ^^^ 😡😡

When clients won't/don't take no for an answer then repeatedly put bookings through so u have no choice but to reply to them (forced contact) or they take a mini tantrum & tell everyone on a well known place but add some lies to the mix all because we declined a meet with them. Poir wee scones spit their dummies out. (I can just imagine their faces bright purple with steam coming from their ears)
I just block anyone who keeps putting unannouced and unwanted booking requests through.

This is already blocked members doing this, they can still put bookings through & leave feedback only if they're blocked.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jezabel on 12 January 2016, 06:36:10 pm
I block my whole calendar as unavailable and put a note on my profile to disregard the AW calendar and also the hours I'm available..

Thus no one can bung thro an unwanted booking & potentially leave nasty 'FB only' comments. This is because exactly this happened to me 18 months ago after I refused a booking.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Iluvcats on 12 January 2016, 06:42:59 pm
I block my whole calendar as unavailable and put a note on my profile to disregard the AW calendar and also the hours I'm available..

Thus no one can bung thro an unwanted booking & potentially leave nasty 'FB only' comments. This is because exactly this happened to me 18 months ago after I refused a booking.

I've tried that too but still having blocked clients putting bookings through & leaving fake feedback :-(
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 12 January 2016, 08:04:51 pm
I block my whole calendar as unavailable and put a note on my profile to disregard the AW calendar and also the hours I'm available..

Thus no one can bung thro an unwanted booking & potentially leave nasty 'FB only' comments. This is because exactly this happened to me 18 months ago after I refused a booking.

I've tried that too but still having blocked clients putting bookings through & leaving fake feedback :-(
I block mine too but some clients know how to override the booking form, x
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 12 January 2016, 10:18:40 pm
Clients that don't understand what "at discretion" means.

I offer anal at discretion, and the amount of guys that text me and ask ahead of time can they definitely have anal in the booking is unbelievable.

I politely reply no, as this service is at discretion, so even though I may sometimes offer it cannot be guaranteed. My offering anal depends on how I feel, if I'm in the right mood, if I'm turned on enough, if I feel the client can be gentle enough. I tell them clearly when making the initial enquiry that this is a decision I make during the booking and not before. My profile also very clearly states that anal sex is at discretion.

Despite this I get endless "but will you"? and "I have 7 inches, quite thick so will you do it"? type calls. I really think that guys expect me to have one of those post office plastic things with the letterbox shaped hole in it - you know the ones they use to ascertain whether your letter will be charged in the cheaper or more expensive bracket, depending on whether or not you can squish your parcel through the gap.

They want me to say yes -  if you can stick your throbbing purple member through this bit of plastic with a hole in it, this will qualify you to fuck me in the arse.

Anyway, if I was (for example) happy to bum-fuck anyone under 6 inches I would simply say so on my profile. That's not what at discretion means. At discretion means you have the right to choose, at any time, and for any reason!!

Rant over  ;D

H xx

The guys who say they're 7 inches or whatever are timewasters. I have never had a guy show up after giving me the measurement. Doesn't matter if they say it's 3 inches or 10. He's not showing up.

However, I did once have a guy inquire about my "anal at discretion." I told him that it came down to his size, circumference, and how gentle he seemed. He just said, "Oh, there won't be a problem."

Sure enough, guy had a tiny dick. But he didn't press the issue or give me a size one way or the other.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 12 January 2016, 10:21:21 pm
The swallowing must be difficult to manage because it's easier for them to try to cross that line, isn't it x

At least with anal I have the chance to roar "Nooo" in an exorcist type voice and roll away, which usually gets the message across.

x

If you do CIM then they can't make you swallow. The trick is to give really sloppy blowjobs with lots of spit. The cum is just dribbled out and added to the spit running down their balls.

When they warn me they're coming I will tilt my head so that the cum hits the roof of my mouth more than the back of my throat and open my lips a bit (I use my tongue a lot). I rarely even taste the stuff and it doesn't stay in my mouth very long at all.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Iluvcats on 14 January 2016, 10:03:08 pm
It annoys me when they deliberately intend to overstay their time to get free extras.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 14 January 2016, 11:30:36 pm
Maybe it's just me but I get irritated when a guy texts something like "Hi, I was wondering if you're free at all today?"

I text back "Hi, sorry but I'm busy today"

And then nothing! Not even an "Ok thanks". I would at least text back a thanks, is it me or am I being narky?

No it's not just you nia. It irritates me as well hence why I have just stopped replying to them now. They are normally the ones that sends vague messages and are often very polite as well. e.g. "Hi, are you free at all today or are you free next week? Thanks Jack" etc. Then you have to reply with yes I am free at so and so time on so and so date, then they don't respond. Now, if they don't email me with a date, time, duration and location I ignore.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: katrina on 14 January 2016, 11:58:32 pm
Maybe it's just me but I get irritated when a guy texts something like "Hi, I was wondering if you're free at all today?"

I text back "Hi, sorry but I'm busy today"

And then nothing! Not even an "Ok thanks". I would at least text back a thanks, is it me or am I being narky?

No it's not just you nia. It irritates me as well hence why I have just stopped replying to them now. They are normally the ones that sends vague messages and are often very polite as well. e.g. "Hi, are you free at all today or are you free next week? Thanks Jack" etc. Then you have to reply with yes I am free at so and so time on so and so date, then they don't respond. Now, if they don't email me with a date, time, duration and location I ignore.

Same here I just ignore stupidity.  Even worse "Are you around this week?" The last one who did this ( a client who has been many times before too but sometimes decides to behave like a complete idiot!!)  texted that I replied "Why?" He then gave an actual day and time he was thinking of, booking was made then "what will you be wearing?" Me: Whatever you want me to" (yawns) so he then asks for what he would like me to wear, I tell him yes and to confirm that morning,  then he decides he wants the day before with one hours notice, I happen to be available the day before at short notice so he then texts to say he has arrived ...Half a fucking hour early!!!


I see his text 10 minutes before he's due, after rushing around finding the requested clothing, so I then put kettle on, have a cig out my balcony and text him dead on 12 to say, "I'm ready now"
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 19 January 2016, 04:18:37 pm
 :FF the guys that spend ages on the phone politely I must say, asking about your services etc being very exact about what they want and don't want then tell you they want a 15 minute booking! Jesus Christ just arrive and fuck me, cum then leave! Simple, it's 15 minutes x
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: katrina on 20 January 2016, 11:56:58 pm
:FF the guys that spend ages on the phone politely I must say, asking about your services etc being very exact about what they want and don't want then tell you they want a 15 minute booking! Jesus Christ just arrive and fuck me, cum then leave! Simple, it's 15 minutes x


Just one of the many reasons why I don't offer 15 minute bookings, too many tight stupid idiots.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 24 January 2016, 04:19:32 pm
Guys who freak out over the curtains/blinds being open even a crack. Even if you're on a high floor and the only way someone could see in your window would be with a high-powered telescope from the top of that church tower a mile away....

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 24 January 2016, 07:40:06 pm
Guys who freak out over the curtains/blinds being open even a crack. Even if you're on a high floor and the only way someone could see in your window would be with a high-powered telescope from the top of that church tower a mile away....
Yes I have that.Curtain open like half an inch at the bottom on a 3rd floor window.I asked who he thought might be able to see given there was also a net curtain.Spiderman?!?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Shewolf on 24 January 2016, 08:33:23 pm
Spiderman...hilarious!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 25 January 2016, 02:42:52 pm
Maybe it's just me but I get irritated when a guy texts something like "Hi, I was wondering if you're free at all today?"

I text back "Hi, sorry but I'm busy today"

And then nothing! Not even an "Ok thanks". I would at least text back a thanks, is it me or am I being narky?

This client who I have seen several times in the past is notorious for doing stuff like this. He is also quite vague like "when are you free?" I only respond because I have seen him several times before and he seems quite normal. But when I respond he usually ignores it if it's a time that doesn't suit him or ignore it if I say i am not working. I then started to ignore him when he asks if I am free at so and so time blah blah. Just recently, he messaged again asking if I was working today? Knowing how he doesn't reply I still thought I give benefit of the doubt as I am much calmer now and it's quiet. I said yes, please let me know what time, he said 3pm I explained that I can see him at 3:15 and if this is not ok to let me know. did he respond? No. I then told him off (sorry I was just pissed) and he then apologized and said he got busy (understandable) he then asked when next i'm working. (still vague, I mean if you want to make a booking another day just say it no?) At this point I am just fedup with texting back and forth so just thought "forget it" It shouldn't be this long and complicated to make a booking. BLOCKED! Am I being a bit ott?

Also, I'm starting to think that men text "are you working" Only for you to respond so they can ignore it. I think they get a kick out of it maybe? I have a friend who have received "are you working" text from the same number several times and whenever she responded he ignores it. Starting to think it has nothing to do with them being busy now.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 25 January 2016, 04:11:59 pm
I think the real answer is that they message a few different numbers and then pick out of who responds,sort of like a working girl raffle.Also I think that sometimes they sew who is around for a plan b.Pisses me off and if I get the same text/message more than twice and no booking on the 3rd occaision I write back something along the lines of 'Does it matter?You have asked me this several times before but on each occaision you have failed to reply let alone book me.I won't be responding again' and block.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hannaah on 26 January 2016, 01:03:15 pm
*Ask idiotic/invasive questions.

Had a reg ask me if my child was a work accident WTF?!

And another reg asked for a booking to which I reminded him I don't work weekends due to having the little one and was asked can he come round when the little one is asleep. 

* Not move the fuck on. An ex client/stalker I posted about over 16 months ago is STILL at it, trying with different numbers/aw accounts.

 :FF :FF :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 26 January 2016, 01:37:27 pm
*Ask idiotic/invasive questions.

Had a reg ask me if my child was a work accident WTF?!

And another reg asked for a booking to which I reminded him I don't work weekends due to having the little one and was asked can he come round when the little one is asleep. 

* Not move the fuck on. An ex client/stalker I posted about over 16 months ago is STILL at it, trying with different numbers/aw accounts.

 :FF :FF :FF
That's not just idiotic it's a revolting and quite insulting question.I think I would avoid even mentioning that you have a child.I think it gives blokes like this a segueway into asking nosy questions about your life.If you aren't available just say you already have plans end of story.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 26 January 2016, 02:01:23 pm
I'd probably lose my composure if someone asked me a question like that. I'd likely say, "It's a good thing you're able to pay for sex, because your understanding of women, sex, and just human beings in general is so fucked up that I don't think a proper relationship is something you can do."
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hannaah on 26 January 2016, 05:25:10 pm
That's not just idiotic it's a revolting and quite insulting question.I think I would avoid even mentioning that you have a child.I think it gives blokes like this a segueway into asking nosy questions about your life.If you aren't available just say you already have plans end of story.

I'd probably lose my composure if someone asked me a question like that. I'd likely say, "It's a good thing you're able to pay for sex, because your understanding of women, sex, and just human beings in general is so fucked up that I don't think a proper relationship is something you can do."

It's obvious I have a little one due to baby pictures/toys etc that are on the way to the work bedroom. No idea how I didn't slap him in the face when he asked me that.

And now I have a regular who has done some appointments with me and my real life Dom asking if him part owning me is up for discussion. No, you can't get freebies that way and if that isn't the aim, you still can't part own me! Is this just the week for usually decent respectable regulars turning into toal dickheads?!  :FF :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 26 January 2016, 06:15:04 pm
I think I would be inclined to maybe move the personal pics toys etc out of the way when a client is due.When I worked from home I made the mistake of leaving a personal letter on a coffee table and a client got my real name from it.I don't think I would want one seeing pics of my kids etc into the bargain.
They do ask some silly inappropriatw questions though.Just had one now actually while shagging me ask if he could double check that I don't offer unprotected sex as he is really scared of getting stis..felt like saying yeah I do with my bf and to be honest alot of wgs will have sex at least with partners without condoms..he then went on to quiz me mid shag how long I had lived in my flat.He looked quite perplexed when I said I don't live here.Why they feel the need to conduct a conversation in the middle of sex or a bj is beyond me.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 26 January 2016, 08:31:40 pm
"Part owning?"

Is that like a time share?

If a client asks me directly about my children (it's obvious that I have given birth) I may say something like, "Oh, let's not get personal." The most intrusive guy, who really got on my nerves, I just said, "Oooh... I'm not sure it's appropriate to discuss children in a sexual context" with my eyebrows arched. Made him feel like a pedo for even asking. Cunt.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Roxy101 on 27 January 2016, 02:29:42 pm
Book for 1pm. Text me at 12:30 saying he's stuck in traffic so can we rearrange for 2:30pm. Then at 2:25pm text me saying he's stuck at work.

Even if that were true, he would've known he was stuck at work way before 5 minutes before his booking. People like this get on my nerves.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Roxy101 on 27 January 2016, 06:27:29 pm
Guys who only want to spend out enough for your special offer, but then ask you if x y and z from your full service price is available in the special offer. No, that's why it's a special offer. What's the point of me charging ?20 less than my official prices, just to do the same as I would if you'd paid for a full service  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nora batty on 27 January 2016, 06:55:12 pm
"Part owning?"

Is that like a time share?

If a client asks me directly about my children (it's obvious that I have given birth) I may say something like, "Oh, let's not get personal." The most intrusive guy, who really got on my nerves, I just said, "Oooh... I'm not sure it's appropriate to discuss children in a sexual context" with my eyebrows arched. Made him feel like a pedo for even asking. Cunt.

You are far more polite than me lol.  One guy asked me where my daughter worked as I am such a stunner he would love to meet the younger version but in a much sleazy way.  This too was mid shag.  I rarely lose my temper or show any kind of negative emotions to clients, but this one was thrown out half dressed.  Had to cancel my following client as didn't want him to have a half arsed service as I was in a foul mood.

I never discuss my family or theirs.  If they bring it up I usually deflect it and change subject instantly.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 27 January 2016, 08:24:12 pm
"Part owning?"

Is that like a time share?

If a client asks me directly about my children (it's obvious that I have given birth) I may say something like, "Oh, let's not get personal." The most intrusive guy, who really got on my nerves, I just said, "Oooh... I'm not sure it's appropriate to discuss children in a sexual context" with my eyebrows arched. Made him feel like a pedo for even asking. Cunt.

You are far more polite than me lol.  One guy asked me where my daughter worked as I am such a stunner he would love to meet the younger version but in a much sleazy way.  This too was mid shag.  I rarely lose my temper or show any kind of negative emotions to clients, but this one was thrown out half dressed.  Had to cancel my following client as didn't want him to have a half arsed service as I was in a foul mood.

I never discuss my family or theirs.  If they bring it up I usually deflect it and change subject instantly.
That's sick! I had a client ask if my mum was fit because he thought I was and was looking for a "Lady friend" he left early too!

Also it really winds me up when they are done, showered, dressed ready to leave and they sit on the fucking bed and carry on chatting on about shit I'm not interested in, I give clients their full time paid for, showers are in my time and most respect this, I start tidying up etc and they still sit there  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Roxy101 on 27 January 2016, 09:00:35 pm
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Also it really winds me up when they are done, showered, dressed ready to leave and they sit on the fucking bed and carry on chatting on about shit I'm not interested in, I give clients their full time paid for, showers are in my time and most respect this, I start tidying up etc and they still sit there  :FF

Completely this. Had a guy earlier book thirty minutes, got there and wanted an hour but didn't have enough with him. Then 35 minutes later and already 5 minutes over the time he paid for, he sat on the end of the bed and proceeded to ignore all hints that I wanted him to leave. Including me standing near the door and telling him to have a safe trip home. 45 minutes into a 30 minute booking he's still talking about how joy is quiet and rubbing his fingers together to get his point across and asking me if I could feel what he was talking about as he explained how joy felt. I was just like ...no. To which he said at least you're honest, stood and took the hint to leave.

I think he's autistic. I've seen him before and took a hell of a time to get him to leave then as well
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 27 January 2016, 09:26:33 pm
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Also it really winds me up when they are done, showered, dressed ready to leave and they sit on the fucking bed and carry on chatting on about shit I'm not interested in, I give clients their full time paid for, showers are in my time and most respect this, I start tidying up etc and they still sit there  :FF

Completely this. Had a guy earlier book thirty minutes, got there and wanted an hour but didn't have enough with him. Then 35 minutes later and already 5 minutes over the time he paid for, he sat on the end of the bed and proceeded to ignore all hints that I wanted him to leave. Including me standing near the door and telling him to have a safe trip home. 45 minutes into a 30 minute booking he's still talking about how joy is quiet and rubbing his fingers together to get his point across and asking me if I could feel what he was talking about as he explained how joy felt. I was just like ...no. To which he said at least you're honest, stood and took the hint to leave.

I think he's autistic. I've seen him before and took a hell of a time to get him to leave then as well
I even stand by the bloody door Roxy! Had a guy today telling me his life story and how his wife has stood by him and he owes her so much, nice way to show his gratitude the poor cow! X
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jezabel on 27 January 2016, 09:33:33 pm
I am pretty strict at getting guys out of the door, it gets the point where I just don't care!

One thing I find annoying is the guys who take forever to get dressed.  The ones who take one item of clothes, stand there holding it, talk for a bit then finally put it on. Then repeat the process with all their items of clothing!

It can end up with me literally shoving them out the door!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 27 January 2016, 09:38:39 pm
I am pretty strict at getting guys out of the door, it gets the point where I just don't care!

One thing I find annoying is the guys who take forever to get dressed.  The ones who take one item of clothes, stand there holding it, talk for a bit then finally put it on. Then repeat the process with all their items of clothing!

It can end up with me literally shoving them out the door!
If like today I had only half hour between clients I tell them straight that I'm in a rush, if they're regular big spenders I allow more time for small talk, I had to wash part of my hair too as one guy cum in it! Would take ages to wash the lot x
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 27 January 2016, 10:04:48 pm
I am pretty strict at getting guys out of the door, it gets the point where I just don't care!

One thing I find annoying is the guys who take forever to get dressed.  The ones who take one item of clothes, stand there holding it, talk for a bit then finally put it on. Then repeat the process with all their items of clothing!

It can end up with me literally shoving them out the door!
That's why I put my robe on and leave the room when I see them start to put their clothes on. I just say excuse me 1 sec. Then wait till I hear them opening the door to come out and rush back in and say thanks for coming. I can't do this when touring though, as I stay in hotels. One time it was sooo bad, the man just kept on talking and talking. I tried to think of something so I can leave the room. even thought of having a shower but as I don't trust them, I don't want to leave them in the room by themselves as all my belongings are in there. Now to give him a hint that I want him out asap, I said to him "I want to have a shower but i will wait till you leave as I take too long, he turned around and said, "oh it's ok I'll wait" I said, you know what never mind. I ended up going in the bathroom and washing the hotel mugs, glasses, spoons and kettle to avoid talking to him so he can get dressed quicker and just GET OUT! Sometimes I just want to go and sit on the toilet. He is the same client that kept on coming up behind me and holding on to me when I was looking out the window as he was getting dressed hoping he wouldn't talk to me. Like the man literally stopped getting dressed and held on to me like that scene from titanic. It took all the energy I had to maintain a smile but inside I was literally fuming. It is really frustrating. You must think I like you or something  ::) This is why I can never work in a studio flat. There is no where to run to when they start chatting about shit I don't give a damn about. JUST LEAVE FFS :FF Why don't they want to leave? Can someone please just answer me that?  Whatever happened to "you don't pay the prostitute for the sex, you pay her to leave" This is clearly not the case so they need to stop frontin
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Shewolf on 27 January 2016, 10:18:31 pm
hahaha this has made me laugh a lot. Poor buggers!  ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 27 January 2016, 11:06:09 pm
I am pretty strict at getting guys out of the door, it gets the point where I just don't care!

One thing I find annoying is the guys who take forever to get dressed.  The ones who take one item of clothes, stand there holding it, talk for a bit then finally put it on. Then repeat the process with all their items of clothing!

It can end up with me literally shoving them out the door!
If like today I had only half hour between clients I tell them straight that I'm in a rush, if they're regular big spenders I allow more time for small talk, I had to wash part of my hair too as one guy cum in it! Would take ages to wash the lot x

I will give them a sheepish smile and say "I'm sorry if I seem impatient... I really need to use the toilet!"

Sometimes I will say "I really gotta poo"
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: littleminxjennifer on 28 January 2016, 01:53:18 pm
slobber and show up with scraggy nails.  hate the slug tongue brigade and just had one.  let him give me head for half an hour and didn't stop him... anything not to have that slug in my mouth again urgghhhh
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Emma_C on 28 January 2016, 04:50:29 pm
Book you when you've told them they're not welcome the tossers. Forgot to block someone & he turns up just as I realise who he is. "let me apologise face to face"  "my punishment can be to lick your feet" arrogant SOB.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: geordie on 28 January 2016, 05:31:10 pm
I always send my address minus the door number and state quite clearly to call me when outside. More often than not they text saying 'outside what's the number'. Why do they not know the difference between ringing and texting? I want to make sure they're actually bloody there. Then when they do ring they aren't there yet anyway. Annoying
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hannaah on 28 January 2016, 05:47:48 pm
"Part owning?"

Is that like a time share?

If a client asks me directly about my children (it's obvious that I have given birth) I may say something like, "Oh, let's not get personal." The most intrusive guy, who really got on my nerves, I just said, "Oooh... I'm not sure it's appropriate to discuss children in a sexual context" with my eyebrows arched. Made him feel like a pedo for even asking. Cunt.

I have no idea what he means by it and don't care either. Why he thinks I'd be willing to discuss him 'part owning' me when I'm actually friends and emotionally and romantically involved with my actual dom is beyond me!

The most I ever say about my child is yes I have a little one, I don't state anything else not even gender or age, I just don't see why they have to ask anything at all?!

Another thing that annoys me is them becoming too attached, it's getting very close to ditching a reg I see twice a week without fail because of this.  ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 28 January 2016, 06:39:34 pm
It annoys me when they put their phone number in an email for me to ring them, my numbers on my profile, ring me! I had one guy text me with that message that says "This person has no credit, call them back" or something along those lines cheeky bugger!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 28 January 2016, 10:07:18 pm
I always send my address minus the door number and state quite clearly to call me when outside. More often than not they text saying 'outside what's the number'. Why do they not know the difference between ringing and texting? I want to make sure they're actually bloody there. Then when they do ring they aren't there yet anyway. Annoying

I've had this several times. I usually just ignore the text till they get tired of waiting and call.  ::) Calling is soo much quicker anyway.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Roxy101 on 29 January 2016, 11:21:16 am
It really annoys me when they don't tell you that they want a role play/domination/uniforms/etc until they're there. Please, please, give us some warning. I have no problem doing any of these, but just let me know what im psyching myself up to do. Don't let me think it's going to be a normal gfe, just to have you come in and want me to act like a dominatrix. It doesn't effect the service, but I only do this part time and it throws me off my game, slightly :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 07 February 2016, 03:29:45 pm
Massive pet peeve of mines is when they doesnt even greet you in a text or email.

No good morning or hello but quite happy to request to swallow there spunk.

it annoys me to the point that if they dont at least say hi (its two letters its cant take that long to type) It will put me off seeing them altogether

x
when I get a call saying "are you available" I say "I don't know yet I might be" him "oh whys that then" me " well most people call and say "hello my names so and so and I wondered if you might be free at all today " they usually apologise and start again or if they're a total non verbal communicater, I just let them waffle and say actually no I'm busy !......or I say nicely but firmly "WOW, that's the nicest 'hello'I've had today !!!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 07 February 2016, 04:03:47 pm
Sorry if this has been covered read loads but the threads so long ....when they turn up and look like the just shaved with dry bic in the car ....I just think oooouch I hope your not a 'goer' makes me so sore plus the stubbly ones 'porn star stubbly knobs' mind you not into the 'Jackson five' nuts either had a gorgeous really tall good looking guy with alopecia I hadn't noticed just thought he had a close crop but he said it was Alopecia Areata so none anywhere but he was really fit !
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Shewolf on 07 February 2016, 07:38:16 pm
Massive pet peeve of mines is when they doesnt even greet you in a text or email.

No good morning or hello but quite happy to request to swallow there spunk.

it annoys me to the point that if they dont at least say hi (its two letters its cant take that long to type) It will put me off seeing them altogether

x
when I get a call saying "are you available" I say "I don't know yet I might be" him "oh whys that then" me " well most people call and say "hello my names so and so and I wondered if you might be free at all today " they usually apologise and start again or if they're a total non verbal communicater, I just let them waffle and say actually no I'm busy !......or I say nicely but firmly "WOW, that's the nicest 'hello'I've had today !!!

It is ignorant and I wouldn't see a man like that, we should boycott them :)
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Post by: The_Lynx on 07 February 2016, 09:08:37 pm
Am I really the only person who doesn't much care about the "hellos"? o.O
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Post by: Shewolf on 07 February 2016, 09:22:49 pm
I truly believe the men who don't have the decency to greet you in a polite, human manner are doing that for a reason....
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Post by: Guiltypleasure on 07 February 2016, 09:50:05 pm
Me too I think it says a lot about the attitude myself , mind you it is the tone too...I'm like it in my normal day to day life to I wouldn't call anyone without some kind of greeting
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Post by: lovely-laura on 10 February 2016, 04:00:31 pm
When they spend 30Min's going down on you (badly)

then come up and comment on how wet you are..........of course I'm wet you have just spent the best part of half an hour drooling on my nether regions :FF :FF
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Post by: trashbaby on 10 February 2016, 04:06:25 pm
When they spend 30Min's going down on you (badly)

then come up and comment on how wet you are..........of course I'm wet you have just spent the best part of half an hour drooling on my nether regions :FF :FF

THIS.
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Post by: katrina on 10 February 2016, 04:15:20 pm
Whilst I really enjoy being fingered when its done right, lately some have been poking me in the completely wrong direction, pressing hard on my clit, or worse on my urethra opening with sharp nails..  :o  I gently move their hand, say 'ouch its tender down there' or just move out the way, but sometimes the damage has already been done by then. I had a real sore vagina and felt like a bit of a water infection the past few days, feels better now but annoying at the time.
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Post by: Red KB on 10 February 2016, 06:18:58 pm
Whilst I really enjoy being fingered when its done right, lately some have been poking me in the completely wrong direction, pressing hard on my clit, or worse on my urethra opening with sharp nails..  :o  I gently move their hand, say 'ouch its tender down there' or just move out the way, but sometimes the damage has already been done by then. I had a real sore vagina and felt like a bit of a water infection the past few days, feels better now but annoying at the time.
I had one last week asking me to tell him how to do it so I told him slow down, don't press so hard. Of course he listened for about a minute before going back to his speedy jabbing and wondering why I wasn't reacting the way he expected!
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Post by: Iluvcats on 10 February 2016, 06:45:34 pm
Whilst I really enjoy being fingered when its done right, lately some have been poking me in the completely wrong direction, pressing hard on my clit, or worse on my urethra opening with sharp nails..  :o  I gently move their hand, say 'ouch its tender down there' or just move out the way, but sometimes the damage has already been done by then. I had a real sore vagina and felt like a bit of a water infection the past few days, feels better now but annoying at the time.

Why do their wives/ girlfriends etc not teach these blokes how to touch a woman properly? It's so frustrating (as well as painful)
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Post by: Nia Hope on 10 February 2016, 08:32:55 pm
When they spend 30Min's going down on you (badly)

then come up and comment on how wet you are..........of course I'm wet you have just spent the best part of half an hour drooling on my nether regions :FF :FF

THIS.
I had a guy do this today, "Oh you're so wet" yes it's not because I'm enjoying it though! I do a really good fake cum though to make them feel good about themselves,
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Post by: Fabulassie on 10 February 2016, 08:37:38 pm
I bought a jelly vibrator and I invite them to use it on me. They love to poke *something* in me while I'm giving oral and the jelly feels very comfortable. Better than grubby fingers.
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Post by: Nia Hope on 10 February 2016, 08:47:04 pm
I don't mind them using fingers if they know what they're doing, I make sure their hands are washed and squirt hand sanitiser on their hands before, a few times they haven't rubbed it in properly and it bloody stings!
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Post by: Nova on 11 February 2016, 02:17:28 pm
I had one last week asking me to tell him how to do it so I told him slow down, don't press so hard. Of course he listened for about a minute before going back to his speedy jabbing and wondering why I wasn't reacting the way he expected!

Why is it that if what they're doing isn't provoking the desired reaction, the general response is to go faster and harder - never slower and softer?! Because what woman doesn't love being poked sharply and repeatedly in the vag?
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Post by: Jezabel on 11 February 2016, 02:26:36 pm
Yeh I think it's a sense of desperation....

I just can't tolerate guys jabbing away at me I find it really painful and much worse if they've got sharp nails. I always always tell them to be more gentle, I have no compunction about doing that! And I will also distract them by saying oooh but it was so nice when you did XYZ......
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Post by: lulu7 on 11 February 2016, 03:43:45 pm
Ah I've had this!

I had a super nice client.  in his 50-0's client who use to do the finger poking, hard rubbing fingering thing. I used to always give him priority to book as no sex was involved (and I thought therefore it must be an easier booking)  but the painful fingering and clitoris rubbing actually used to be ten times more stressful than being pounded. No matter how much I told him to go slower/be gentler he never did.

He also had the tiniest penis and i had never given him oral before until our second to last booking and he stuck it in my mouth and it stank! The smell of it somehow transferred onto my hair and I couldn't get the smell out of my nose for hours. He then came to see me again and I couldn't face the thought of touching him let alone his penis and I was tired of the hard fingering and it really must have showed because he emailed me saying I seemed disinterested. I felt terrible but i had no idea how i was going to tell him that his penis stank and he was physically hurting me.  :-X
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Post by: Fabulassie on 11 February 2016, 04:41:55 pm
Saying "your penis stank and you physically hurt me" would be ideal but who knows if it would do any good.
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Post by: Evergreen85 on 13 February 2016, 04:21:18 am
So far, the most annoying stuff i've come across:

-pushing bareback, anal etc when they know perfectly well i do NOT do that. What on earth makes them think I'll change my mind?? What??

-trying to rub their bare dicks on my fanny, and when i tell them off they make this hurt little baby's face and say 'but i'm not putting it in'

-being drunk/high on drugs. Why the hell would they hire an escort when they know perfectly well they're too drunk/high to even get it up, let alone cum?? One such charmer kept trying to put his limp shrimp in me, and when it wouldn't work (pushing rope...yeah good luck with that) he'd act surprised and say 'why wouldn't it go in?hmmm that's strange'.and try again.and again.and again.

Another genius booked me for an outcall; I got to his hotel and he was so drunk he couldn't even stand up. It then turned out he didn't have cash, so he offered me his credit card. I really wanted to ask him where should i swipe that, between my butt cheeks?..he then managed to find half the fee, I cancelled and as I was leaving he threw up all over the floor.

-Slobbering all over my face.i can barely keep myself from recoiling.

-putting tongue/finger in my ear.instant berserk rage!!

-
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Post by: Bluelady on 13 February 2016, 11:31:21 am
Online messages saying "are you available now?" I suspect they send these multiple escorts and then go see whoever responds quickest. Luckily I'm busy enough that I can afford not to sit in front of my computer 24/7 waiting for these.
Yes I don't respond to those emails, or another thing I hate is when you text them after a missed call and they ask "Which one are you?" I am under no illusion that I'm their one and only but I'd style it out a bit! X

That happens quite a lot, I reckon they maybe call 5 or 6 and whoever answers back quickest gets the gig. Emails I dont really answer especially if I've got my number showing, why would you want to send me an email
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Post by: KittenCandy on 13 February 2016, 01:12:59 pm
Online messages saying "are you available now?" I suspect they send these multiple escorts and then go see whoever responds quickest. Luckily I'm busy enough that I can afford not to sit in front of my computer 24/7 waiting for these.
Yes I don't respond to those emails, or another thing I hate is when you text them after a missed call and they ask "Which one are you?" I am under no illusion that I'm their one and only but I'd style it out a bit! X

That happens quite a lot, I reckon they maybe call 5 or 6 and whoever answers back quickest gets the gig. Emails I dont really answer especially if I've got my number showing, why would you want to send me an email

Because they are thick bluelady. I have had emails requesting same day bookings. And it's always some ridiculous timing like they send an email at 3 for an appointment at 4? isn't not just better to call you idiot? I cannot stand the ones that hate calling. Soon as you ask them to call they run and hide like little kids. I no longer ask them to call. I just ignore. They say they are shy. Oh ok, so your shy to talk to me on the phone for 10 seconds but not shy to come to my flat alone, get butt naked and fuck. Oh ok. I do a littleminxjennifer on them. Aaaaaaaaaaand delete. Another thing i hate is OKD. Obsessive Kissing Disorder. I don't mind kissing/ how else would I start the booking? By just going straight for their cocks? The problem is when they just don't want to stop, it's just kiss kiss none stop and it's hard especially with the older ones, or the smelly mouth ones or the slimey tongue ones. I had a booking just now and he honestly couldn't cum unless i was kissing him. It just gets too much. Now I just move my face away and don't care. Thing is they still don't get the hint. either that or they just don't care. Needless to say I would continue to move my face away. But why do they do this? Like being so obsessed with putting their tongues in your mouth? and it becomes like an animalistic obsession and sometimes they grunt whilst they open up their mouth as wide as they can to swallow your face. Like literally grunt.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: katrina on 13 February 2016, 01:15:38 pm
Whilst I really enjoy being fingered when its done right, lately some have been poking me in the completely wrong direction, pressing hard on my clit, or worse on my urethra opening with sharp nails..  :o  I gently move their hand, say 'ouch its tender down there' or just move out the way, but sometimes the damage has already been done by then. I had a real sore vagina and felt like a bit of a water infection the past few days, feels better now but annoying at the time.
I had one last week asking me to tell him how to do it so I told him slow down, don't press so hard. Of course he listened for about a minute before going back to his speedy jabbing and wondering why I wasn't reacting the way he expected!


I think because they've never got it right they probably can't tell the difference between an 'arghh' and an 'ooooh'  ;)


I'm gonna be a bit more careful next time I let a random guy loose on my bits! I can pinpoint it down to which one it was with the sharp nails, you can shag all day and not get sore then it only takes one to be careless and it can be sore for days  :(
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Post by: Emma_C on 13 February 2016, 06:03:26 pm
The older guys in their late 60 really piss me off because they don't know anything about sti's etc & have never been tested. Had one yesterday who sees up to 5 escorts a month, insists on giving oral & has a manky mouth as it is (brown teeth), said he "can't go to a clinic" & "too scared" to tell his GP what he does & ask for oral swabs there ffsake  :-\
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Post by: Jenny 2 on 13 February 2016, 06:58:31 pm
The older guys in their late 60 really piss me off because they don't know anything about sti's etc & have never been tested. Had one yesterday who sees up to 5 escorts a month, insists on giving oral & has a manky mouth as it is (brown teeth), said he "can't go to a clinic" & "too scared" to tell his GP what he does & ask for oral swabs there ffsake  :-\

Agree and some of them have an arrogance that drives me nuts............. One insisted on trying to spank me when I said clearly many many times in the booking that I don't like it nor want it......... another also tried to shove fresh cream up my bits until I pointed out that nothing goes up there or it will cause me problems............. whilst I do have a lot of oldies that are lovely and respectful there are some who think they know it all and think they can make demands because they are paying us! 
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Post by: Shewolf on 13 February 2016, 09:10:05 pm

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Another thing i hate is OKD. Obsessive Kissing Disorder.
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Brilliant. Some have OLDB too (Obsessive licking down below Disorder). On both counts...kissing and licking...I just think to myself the whole time, WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY GETTING OUT OF THIS. Lick lick lick...'just wait, this will soon be over and the relief will be longer lasting than the trauma' (my subconscious)
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Post by: Guiltypleasure on 13 February 2016, 10:56:20 pm
The ones that nibble your clit ....lol
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Post by: Guiltypleasure on 13 February 2016, 10:59:17 pm
Or try and suck it off like it's a ready salted peanut ! Ooh ouch
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Post by: Iluvcats on 14 February 2016, 12:26:29 am
It annoys me when they lick my face  ??? Why do they do this?!?!  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Shewolf on 14 February 2016, 01:29:25 pm
It annoys me when they lick my face  ??? Why do they do this?!?!  :FF

Dogs do this as a greeting.

Say no more.

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Iluvcats on 14 February 2016, 06:09:18 pm
They are disgusting lol  ???

Another thing that really annoys me is when they write reviews saying "not a clockwatcher as we went over time" so are they saying that if they get the time that they book & pay for no more, no less then we arw clockwatchers?! To me this statement says a girl is a clockwatcher if they don't give a client any free time. This is a very unfair statement to make imo
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Shewolf on 14 February 2016, 06:13:57 pm
They are disgusting lol  ???

Another thing that really annoys me is when they write reviews saying "not a clockwatcher as we went over time" so are they saying that if they get the time that they book & pay for no more, no less then we arw clockwatchers?! To me this statement says a girl is a clockwatcher if they don't give a client any free time. This is a very unfair statement to make imo

Cat Woman...didn't you know? You're supposed to give every client an extra half hour for every hour they spend with you.

Just in case you damage their ego by reminding them they are not your boyfriend.

 ;D
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Post by: Iluvcats on 14 February 2016, 06:28:03 pm
They are disgusting lol  ???

Another thing that really annoys me is when they write reviews saying "not a clockwatcher as we went over time" so are they saying that if they get the time that they book & pay for no more, no less then we arw clockwatchers?! To me this statement says a girl is a clockwatcher if they don't give a client any free time. This is a very unfair statement to make imo

Cat Woman...didn't you know? You're supposed to give every client an extra half hour for every hour they spend with you.

Just in case you damage their ego by reminding them they are not your boyfriend.

 ;D

Yeah they seem to think this way don't they? We're not charities, we're running a business & like every business self employed, time is money. I think the term "clockwatcher" is bloody ridiculous considering dentists, lawyers, doctors etc all have to keep an eye on time at some point lol some punters just take the utter pish out of our time.
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Post by: Shewolf on 14 February 2016, 06:29:28 pm
Yes but it's all about the MALE EGO and that must be protected at all costs Pussycat.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 14 February 2016, 06:32:13 pm
Online messages saying "are you available now?" I suspect they send these multiple escorts and then go see whoever responds quickest. Luckily I'm busy enough that I can afford not to sit in front of my computer 24/7 waiting for these.
Yes I don't respond to those emails, or another thing I hate is when you text them after a missed call and they ask "Which one are you?" I am under no illusion that I'm their one and only but I'd style it out a bit! X

That happens quite a lot, I reckon they maybe call 5 or 6 and whoever answers back quickest gets the gig. Emails I dont really answer especially if I've got my number showing, why would you want to send me an email

Because they are thick bluelady. I have had emails requesting same day bookings. And it's always some ridiculous timing like they send an email at 3 for an appointment at 4? isn't not just better to call you idiot? I cannot stand the ones that hate calling. Soon as you ask them to call they run and hide like little kids. I no longer ask them to call. I just ignore. They say they are shy. Oh ok, so your shy to talk to me on the phone for 10 seconds but not shy to come to my flat alone, get butt naked and fuck. Oh ok. I do a littleminxjennifer on them. Aaaaaaaaaaand delete. Another thing i hate is OKD. Obsessive Kissing Disorder. I don't mind kissing/ how else would I start the booking? By just going straight for their cocks? The problem is when they just don't want to stop, it's just kiss kiss none stop and it's hard especially with the older ones, or the smelly mouth ones or the slimey tongue ones. I had a booking just now and he honestly couldn't cum unless i was kissing him. It just gets too much. Now I just move my face away and don't care. Thing is they still don't get the hint. either that or they just don't care. Needless to say I would continue to move my face away. But why do they do this? Like being so obsessed with putting their tongues in your mouth? and it becomes like an animalistic obsession and sometimes they grunt whilst they open up their mouth as wide as they can to swallow your face. Like literally grunt.
Oh god the shy ones! As soon as they say that I ignore any further contact, and yes the sameday emails when my number is showing I don't understand  ???, I had a weird guy on Friday ring me and asked if I'm serious about my job! I wanted to say "No my profile is up just for a fucking laugh" literally that's the first thing he said, weird.
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Post by: Shewolf on 14 February 2016, 06:34:35 pm
Alternatively, it could be that they think they are paying us too much for x hour (s) of their wonderful company (when we should probably be paying them) and so want to get their money's worth over and above the original deal.

Over and Above is where it's at.

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa


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Post by: Iluvcats on 14 February 2016, 06:39:53 pm
Alternatively, it could be that they think they are paying us too much for x hour (s) of their wonderful company (when we should probably be paying them) and so want to get their money's worth over and above the original deal.

Over and Above is where it's at.

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa



Hahahahahaha

I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than give them a freebie (extra free time) if i wanted to give free sex away i'd pick up a gorgeous looking guy to my own taste 😜
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 15 February 2016, 02:39:02 pm
When they tell you they are looking for someone to book regularly long term, just make a booking!
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Post by: Fabulassie on 15 February 2016, 03:24:13 pm
When they tell you they are looking for someone to book regularly long term, just make a booking!

I cut those guys right off. "Oh, I'm sorry - I am not interested in anything long term. I like fucking strangers. Sorry."
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Post by: KittenCandy on 15 February 2016, 04:41:02 pm
When they tell you they are looking for someone to book regularly long term, just make a booking!

I cut those guys right off. "Oh, I'm sorry - I am not interested in anything long term. I like fucking strangers. Sorry."

ahhhh i am going to use this one ;D
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Post by: Riverprice on 15 February 2016, 06:59:01 pm
i dont mind so much the guys who copy and paste their message to alot of girls (if they are looking for someone/something specific) but ..... come on... when you send me the same on 5 times throughout the year..... x
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Post by: Kayax on 15 February 2016, 11:50:16 pm
When they tell you things that are blatantly not true...  :FF

I've had a few in the past....

Got one in particular who speaks complete bullshit but obviously I can't turn around and go "why are you lying", instead having to sit there, smile and pretend I'm interested. Also thinking to myself wow, this guy actually thinks I believe everything he says. Why are you going to the extent of making up stories in your head? Showing me fake pictures of girls he's fantasising over/knows + bringing along pairs of knickers that have apparently been worn but which blatantly have been picked up from Primark for ?1, please boy, stop....  ::)

Goodness knows what happens on the next meet... Pray for me.
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Post by: Hannaah on 17 February 2016, 09:42:41 pm
Asking if they're the first/last client/how many you've seen before them. Drives me NUTS. None of your damn buisness!!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: mysteriousGirl on 18 February 2016, 02:54:44 am

- getting attatched and trying to worm their way into your personal life

"if there's ever anything I can do to help you out then just let me know"

No mate. If I ever need a favour I'm far more likely to ask a friend or relative than somebody who's paid me for sex.

Never mind blurred lines, it's blurred boundaries  ::)
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Post by: Jezabel on 18 February 2016, 03:12:28 pm
A client I saw a year or so ago telling me I had a bony  ass. Said in accusing tone as if he expected my slender frame to hide a Kardashian type ass instead. ::)
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Post by: BibiofLeeds on 18 February 2016, 03:32:19 pm
Guys with psychological sex problems and/or erection problems that seem to think you can cure them!They send rambling emails about how fucked up they are after a bad marriage and how they can't get it up and they hope you have tricks to help..talk about pressure and unrealistic expectations!I don't claim to be a sex guru or therapist and as for Mr Floppy..er Viagara?!?
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Post by: Hannaah on 18 February 2016, 03:52:40 pm

- getting attatched and trying to worm their way into your personal life

"if there's ever anything I can do to help you out then just let me know"

No mate. If I ever need a favour I'm far more likely to ask a friend or relative than somebody who's paid me for sex.

Never mind blurred lines, it's blurred boundaries  ::)

THIS. I have a reg keep asking/telling me this it's like FFS I have friends and family who would help me if I needed it!!
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Post by: BibiofLeeds on 18 February 2016, 05:46:13 pm
When you ask a client how long he wants to book for and he asks you how long do I think he should book for or asks what he will get an hour that he can't get in 30 mins.Oh just feck the feck off!!
Depends on his budget and whether he wants a fast furious probably come once or whether he wants it slower and more relaxed with more than one pop or whatever.Honestly sometimes it's like they cannot think for themselves or join the dots as to why we offer differing lengths of time..and mostly lets face it they are timewasters.
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Post by: Jezabel on 18 February 2016, 05:53:17 pm
Yeh or the I'll book for 30 and see how it goes (don't think so sonny jim).

And the ones to firstly you try and pin down with a time, then they ask you about a specific service you don't do showing thereby they haven't bothered to even read the basics of your profile/website and are just spamming you and wasting your time :FF
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Post by: BibiofLeeds on 18 February 2016, 06:13:50 pm
Yeh or the I'll book for 30 and see how it goes (don't think so sonny jim).

And the ones to firstly you try and pin down with a time, then they ask you about a specific service you don't do showing thereby they haven't bothered to even read the basics of your profile/website and are just spamming you and wasting your time :FF
Yep and the ones that claim to have read your comprehensive website including your blogs but then say they don't know what to expect...my website has everything they could want to know including how best to book me!All my annoying things today are from the same bloke in his emails.
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Post by: Jezabel on 18 February 2016, 06:27:26 pm
Yeh or the I'll book for 30 and see how it goes (don't think so sonny jim).

And the ones to firstly you try and pin down with a time, then they ask you about a specific service you don't do showing thereby they haven't bothered to even read the basics of your profile/website and are just spamming you and wasting your time :FF
Yep and the ones that claim to have read your comprehensive website including your blogs but then say they don't know what to expect...my website has everything they could want to know including how best to book me!All my annoying things today are from the same bloke in his emails.

Oh don't you just hate that I've had that today too. Right now I feel like saying its just you and your hand tonight (Pink you put it so well)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: trashbaby on 19 February 2016, 12:55:44 am
The ones who make a big song and dance about wanting to be your first booking of the day.  Like dude if you don't think I'm going to wash in between guys why are you booking me in the first place?

I actually said this to one of them once. And he was all "oh no of course I know you'll have a wash, I'm not being rude!", so I said, why does it matter then?  It's like they think that going to sleep and waking up the next day suddenly magically erases any previous whoring.

If you don't want to have sex with a prostitute DON'T HAVE SEX WITH A PROSTITUTE jesus christ it's not difficult.
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Post by: Wailing Banshee on 19 February 2016, 09:56:21 am
I think it's also because they think you'll be more horny and raring to go if they are the first. As if our supply of pretending to look exciting and turned on diminishes with each client we see!

But yeah, I fib and say yes to anyone who asks if they are my first client of the day whatever time it is if they ask!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Riverprice on 19 February 2016, 01:10:02 pm
The ones who make a big song and dance about wanting to be your first booking of the day.  Like dude if you don't think I'm going to wash in between guys why are you booking me in the first place?

Oh my god this all over I've had so many people get weird when I say no ( when they ask for a night-time booking!!)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Red KB on 19 February 2016, 05:47:37 pm
I'm fuming because I just had my first, "knock at the door," "Are you available?" I told him he was out of order just coming to my house. And I couldn't work out if I'd seen him before. I hope so or someone is just giving out my address.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jezabel on 19 February 2016, 06:05:03 pm
I'm fuming because I just had my first, "knock at the door," "Are you available?" I told him he was out of order just coming to my house. And I couldn't work out if I'd seen him before. I hope so or someone is just giving out my address.

Only happened to me once a few years back.  I'm ashamed to say I allowed the booking, primarily since it was a regular but no way I'd allow it these days, totally out of order.  Also talk about indiscreet!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Red KB on 19 February 2016, 06:10:54 pm
I'm fuming because I just had my first, "knock at the door," "Are you available?" I told him he was out of order just coming to my house. And I couldn't work out if I'd seen him before. I hope so or someone is just giving out my address.

Only happened to me once a few years back.  I'm ashamed to say I allowed the booking, primarily since it was a regular but no way I'd allow it these days, totally out of order.  Also talk about indiscreet!
I answered the door in my decorating clothes so clearly in no state for a booking! The fact that he still asked instead of making an excuse and leaving was mind boggling itself!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hannaah on 19 February 2016, 07:24:20 pm
Throw the baby wipes on the floor after cleaning themself off. There's a bin not two feet away from you FFS!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hannaah on 19 February 2016, 07:26:28 pm
The ones who make a big song and dance about wanting to be your first booking of the day.  Like dude if you don't think I'm going to wash in between guys why are you booking me in the first place?

This drives me mental. Had a reg ask this a few days ago when confirming his time he slipped in will I be the first one of the day...totally ignored the question and answered the ones that needed answering and later before the booking he asks it again then says he needs to postpone due to work can I let him know when my next booking is so he can work around me?! Just give me the new time you want so I can say yes or no?! ???
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jezabel on 19 February 2016, 07:37:22 pm
Throw the baby wipes on the floor after cleaning themself off. There's a bin not two feet away from you FFS!

Aha that's why I have control of the baby wipes, I hand them over and have a nappy sac waiting for deposit of such waste!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: martine21 on 19 February 2016, 09:30:06 pm
Them coming in, paying you and sticking there fingers straight in you.

Erm, im bone dry? X
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 19 February 2016, 10:27:25 pm
I think it's also because they think you'll be more horny and raring to go if they are the first. As if our supply of pretending to look exciting and turned on diminishes with each client we see!

But yeah, I fib and say yes to anyone who asks if they are my first client of the day whatever time it is if they ask!

Exactly this. This is what I always think when they ask if they would be the first. First or last it still isn't pleasurable lol
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: littleminxjennifer on 20 February 2016, 03:03:02 am
Miss the toilet roll on a holder right in front of them, instead reaching to a fresh roll further behind the current roll  :FF

I only ever leave 1, occasionally 2 rolls out in case I don't notice that I'm running a bit low
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Abigail0623 on 20 February 2016, 04:29:14 am
Everyone listed good ones but the thing I hate the worst is when they are down on me and they are licking me like a dog licking a dinner plate. It's slow and gross sounding. I think most men think they are great at going down and it's my job to pretend to like it no matter what their technique. But the sound drives me insane.

Another one I hate is when I pretend to cum while they're down (because that's what the want), they don't realize I faked it and keep going. They say, "are you gonna cum?" and I have to fake it even LOUDER. Faking an orgasm takes a lot out of me.

Why do guys care if I cum? That's not why I'm there. If I do cum, it's an added bonus but I shouldn't feel forced to cum. I don't have time to teach every client what gets me off.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Wailing Banshee on 20 February 2016, 10:32:10 am
Men who ring you up and ask for a booking at a specific time and when you say' Sorry I can't do..' they hang up without another word. So rude.  If they can't even say thank you or goodbye let alone listen to me finish my sentence then they get saved as DNA (Do not answer) if they ring again I know not to answer because if I am free I don't want this rude git in my flat!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 20 February 2016, 11:17:35 am
Men who ring you up and ask for a booking at a specific time and when you say' Sorry I can't do..' they hang up without another word. So rude.  If they can't even say thank you or goodbye let alone listen to me finish my sentence then they get saved as DNA (Do not answer) if they ring again I know not to answer because if I am free I don't want this rude git in my flat!

I hate that! They're so fucking rude.

I used to take it more personally. Then a piano teacher told me that the exact same thing happens to him. Someone will call and ask how much he charges and as soon as he tells them, they'll simply hang up. "I always save their number because I'm the cheapest in town so they'll always call back."

It's helpful to remember that a lot of this rudeness is not sexworker-related. People no-show on GP appointments, will hang up mid-sentence on piano teachers, and just generally blunder through life being arses.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: amy on 20 February 2016, 11:28:31 am
I had one the other day hang up on me after actually booking a half hour in a couple of hour's time, just because I asked him if he'd read my ad and was happy with fees and services rather than immediately give him directions since he'd not even addressed me by name and it didn't sound as if he had any idea who I was. Bullet dodged, I think.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 20 February 2016, 05:15:07 pm
Them coming in, paying you and sticking there fingers straight in you.

Erm, im bone dry? X
Yep then they moan because we use lube!I use put some on before I open the door for this exact reason!I don't want a chafed fanny because of a client excitedly rubbing in between my legs the minute he walks in.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: katrina on 21 February 2016, 09:22:06 pm
Guy calls for a booking, makes one for later that day and then an hour later cancels 'due to work' Fair enough at least he's let me know so I say no worries see you another time,  but then he calls again a day later and starts asking loads of questions such as "I've read your profile and seen you do X, Y and Z, do you really do all that? I felt like saying "No course I don't. I just spend my time writing it all out for a fucking laugh!"  ::)



Then when he does make another booking and I ask him to confirm by text early in the morning (before 9am) then I can confirm my end that alls ok, he then says "Why is there a chance you might not be able to make it?" I reply "Well you never know anything can happen between now and then and I wouldn't want you setting off and me not being here for you".  ???

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: katrina on 21 February 2016, 09:40:03 pm
Anyway he arrived and was ok, but even more annoying just because I played out his fantasy of him being 'sold' as a sex slave and took some humiliating photo's of him in the booking he texted after asking if I still wanted to 'sell him'  ::) I said no not at the minute lol. Just seen a text from him at 6.30pm on a Sunday to ask me to email the pics to him.

 Seriously where do these guys come from  ???
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Teddy Bear on 22 February 2016, 05:33:12 am
Constantly go on and on about the money. I had a client tonight who would not shut up about how much he had paid me. I thought they all wanted to believe it's a date and we'd love to spend time in their company even if money wasn't involved. Oh no not this bellend 'wow I've spent a lot of money on you tonight, my bank balance is going to feel very empty tomorrow, you're expensive but worth it, that blowjob was so worth ?xxx' on and on. Shut the fuck up already ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jezabel on 22 February 2016, 08:07:22 am
Clients who go on and on about past experiences with escorts during bookings.  Usually falling into 2 categories,  either horrific or mind blowing.

I have one client who  does both, and constantly repeats himself telling me stories I've heard in prior bookings.

Last time I heard all about his new horrific and mind-blowing experiences. Not once but 4 or 5 times I had to hear how stunning this young French girl was and how she didn't seem bothered about when he went and yes he would want to see her again. This despite the fact she kept him waiting half an hour which he admitted stressed him out!

He complained about another one who didn't make him feel welcome and how he left after 5 minute unable to get a hard on. It made me  wonder if or how he talks about me to other escorts!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Riverprice on 22 February 2016, 11:24:09 am
I get really annoyed when potential client asks for my number straight away because I never get out straight up xxx
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jezabel on 25 February 2016, 10:01:32 am
Regulars turning into dicks..

Fuming cos a normally reliable regular hasn't confirmed or cancelled. I wouldn't mind except I've had medical appointments last 2 days and was thinking at least today I get some income!

Just goes to show you can't rely on any of them. I'm off to get a mega coffee and find lots of nice things to buy to cheer myself up.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 26 February 2016, 08:04:07 pm
Regulars turning into dicks..

Fuming cos a normally reliable regular hasn't confirmed or cancelled. I wouldn't mind except I've had medical appointments last 2 days and was thinking at least today I get some income!

Just goes to show you can't rely on any of them. I'm off to get a mega coffee and find lots of nice things to buy to cheer myself up.
I just had one , but he is a regular , mentioned him before in another post re asking questions , and he said on this booking "well this isn't turning out the way I planned and it's your fault because you haven't been available" ( I try to fit around him but totally lost my mojo and had a period aswell so took time off) he's used to getting his own way , but I really really told him off , cut him off mid sentence , because he wasn't listening to me , forced him to listen to me explaining I go out of my way to accommodate his specific times dates etc ...then gave him twelve of the best !!! V assertive man became very apologetic and tipped me for ' putting him quite rightly and firmly in his place'  having said that I do 'love' and appreciate my clients , they drive a long way, and I try to give a service worthy of the fee !
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hannaah on 29 February 2016, 02:25:29 am
I don't always offer 15 minutes appointment but every few months offer a 15 minute quickie for a reasonable rate. As soon as I advertise this is currently on  cue the emails/calls/texts of what other offers do you have on? is xx included in the quickie? can i see you for an hour for xx (the quickie rate.) etc.  :FF :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: K47 on 01 March 2016, 02:22:39 pm
some things that have annoyed me recently:

Guys not liking it when I refer to myself as a prostitute. Twice in the last couple weeks this has happened and they correct me and say 'you're an escort, not a prostitute'. ??

Guys being really overly complimentary to where its obviously probably fake.. had a guy the other day tell me I'm the best looking girl hes EVER seen. Yeah right.. I think I'm fairly good looking but no way am I the best looking person anyone's ever seen!
then I had another one straight after him, who literally while having sex told me 'you're beautiful, you're gorgeous..' every 20 seconds or something. I like compliments but that was just OTT and after saying oh thankyou! and giggling about 10 times I started getting annoyed.. shut up and enjoy the sex!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Just An Escort on 02 March 2016, 10:27:24 pm
Had a client today who refused to park in the visitor area of the car park of my flat complex (one reason I got this flat was because of the generous visitor parking!) and then took 10 mins to walk from wherever he had parked to the visitor area so I could give directions and then got lost going around a corner. He was finally in my flat 20 mins after he first text to say he was parked in a nearby road! :FF 
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 02 March 2016, 10:34:45 pm
Had a client today who refused to park in the visitor area of the car park of my flat complex (one reason I got this flat was because of the generous visitor parking!) and then took 10 mins to walk from wherever he had parked to the visitor area so I could give directions and then got lost going around a corner. He was finally in my flat 20 mins after he first text to say he was parked in a nearby road! :FF

Some guys refuse to park where they are told because they think we're going to photograph their registration plates or our pimps are going to nick their cars or something like that. I think there's also an element of "no prossie is going to tell me what to do!"

I'd have been tempted to take half of that time out of his booking.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Just An Escort on 02 March 2016, 10:54:03 pm
I'd have been tempted to take half of that time out of his booking.

Yeah, he left by the time his booking originally should have ended and paid for the full 2 hours!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 02 March 2016, 11:22:46 pm
I'd have been tempted to take half of that time out of his booking.

Well that's alright then!

Yeah, he left by the time his booking originally should have ended and paid for the full 2 hours!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jezabel on 03 March 2016, 04:47:30 pm
Potential clients who do this: make an appointment for an hour then confirm on the day but say - looks like it might have to be 30 minutes. Okay fine I pencil in 30 minutes instead. I ask him to keep me informed as to whether he's going to be late or early, texts to say he's going to be late, I ask him to keep me updated.

10 minutes past the appointment time still no update so I cancel him, finally nearly 25 minutes after the agreed time he texts an apology which goes like this:

Really sorry about today it was not how I planned. Trouble is I was with someone and they kept changing the plans hope we can meet up very soon blah blah blah sorry again.

Well that makes it all alright then that he messed me around, because it wasn't his fault!

Not having a good day.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: K47 on 03 March 2016, 05:02:42 pm
I had a client not show up for his appointment then got a text off him 2 hours later saying "sorry, got chatting to my housemates! are you still free?"

how is that an excuse??
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: trashbaby on 05 March 2016, 03:19:05 pm
I had a client not show up for his appointment then got a text off him 2 hours later saying "sorry, got chatting to my housemates! are you still free?"

how is that an excuse??

Potential clients who do this: make an appointment for an hour then confirm on the day but say - looks like it might have to be 30 minutes. Okay fine I pencil in 30 minutes instead. I ask him to keep me informed as to whether he's going to be late or early, texts to say he's going to be late, I ask him to keep me updated.

10 minutes past the appointment time still no update so I cancel him, finally nearly 25 minutes after the agreed time he texts an apology which goes like this:

Really sorry about today it was not how I planned. Trouble is I was with someone and they kept changing the plans hope we can meet up very soon blah blah blah sorry again.

Well that makes it all alright then that he messed me around, because it wasn't his fault!

Not having a good day.

They think we're their fuckbuddies. There's no other explanation (aside from sheer rudeness)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jezabel on 05 March 2016, 05:07:29 pm
I gave that guy another chance since he apologised very prettily on AW, guess what he let me down again. Still he seems to think he'll get another chance to see me  :FF :FF :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Roxy101 on 06 March 2016, 11:42:28 am
Clients who are not able to follow instructions. Seriously! How hard can it be?

I've had no problems with being found until yesterday. I literally had three people wandering around my apartment building. Up and down the stairs then ring me and talk loudly while asking where I am again?

All they have to remember is first floor door on the left. I can see from my key hole as they pass the first floor, and head up to the second floor, then down again, then up again. Then they call. -.-

I had one guy yesterday who was asking over and over on the phone whether or not anyone will know what he's doing if he turns up. I told him no. After his visit I bet my whole apartment block does! He wouldn't get off the phone when i gave him the instructions because he wanted to be able to find it, and so I spent about two minutes as he's running up and down the stairs explaining to him before getting angry, first floor door on the left. Go up the first flight of stairs then it's the door on the left. No I can't come out and get you, go through the door. Are you winding me up? Just go through the door. Yes you have to go up the stairs. No that's the ground floor. I was seconds away from telling him to just leave because he's being too indiscreet, but Miracles do happen and he came through the door and I let him in. The poor thing was apologizing and shaking like a leaf, he even looked on the verge of tears so I hid my anger and didn't give him a telling off for being so indiscreet and thick.  :FF when he left I pointedly said to him. Well hopefully you'll be able to find your way out now  ::)...

It really does boggle the mind ...
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jezabel on 06 March 2016, 11:51:19 am
Yeh I had one who couldn't find my flats despite the fact I told him 100 times they were next door to the high rise.  He found the high rise and couldn't find my flats  ???  He wanted me to come out and get him, I was like no.......and in the end I gave up I mean how many times can you explain the same thing?  He kept trying to contact me for another hour after that (no he still hadn't twigged where I was)..
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jezabel on 06 March 2016, 06:18:52 pm
Guys who put a question in the email header, leaving the actual email blank. I have had this twice lately, so I've replied the same way.

If they can't be arsed neither can I! I mean its obvious they are just spamming loads of escorts when they are being that lazy.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: geordie on 07 March 2016, 11:02:55 pm
Dickbrain. It's literally infuriating.

A client I've seen before emails me asking my availability as he can't find it on my profile. I direct him to the 'availability' tab on my profile. (If you want to know my availability, it'll be in the part that says availability ffs).

He then says oh great, you're right next to me in April, I'll book then. (My availability is put up for the current month, so March only. It's pretty clear).

Oh okay I see you're working 8am-10am on Saturday, can I book at 10am?

Is he fucking stupid. I said no, I'm working 8am-10am. Let me know what time is good for you. Again he says 10am. It's like when they're horny all logic goes out the window, I'd love to have a cock for a day to see if it made me behave the same  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Miss Carolines secret on 08 March 2016, 05:37:39 am
ive removed my working dates as its very clear these men cant read!
 i get 4am messages or emails asking to see me , i call their bluff and tell them im ready they dont contact me back .. enough of this. ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Miss-Olivia on 08 March 2016, 12:12:26 pm
Text you at 5am on a Monday night- "hey sorry to text you so early, could you do an hour meet on Friday"   Surely that text could have waited till an acceptable time to be texted to me!  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kendall on 08 March 2016, 12:37:31 pm
I had one who asked the cleaner in my building where my flat was  :FF I give directions in a way a 10 year old could understand and they still can't manage it
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: K47 on 08 March 2016, 01:24:44 pm
Guys who put a question in the email header, leaving the actual email blank. I have had this twice lately, so I've replied the same way.

If they can't be arsed neither can I! I mean its obvious they are just spamming loads of escorts when they are being that lazy.

This bugs me too
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Littlemisslondon on 10 March 2016, 10:55:49 am
When they send you a friggin essay/novel on how wonderful they are and how they can't WAIT to book me for next Tuesday for 2 hours as an outcall, they are sure I'm probably already booked as I'm so 'sexy, pukey, wobbly, whatever....'.... You reply thanking them and asking them to send the booking through AW so you have the address etc.... They reply 'Oh I wouldn't want to waste your time making a booking incase I have to cancel, I will call you Tuesday lunchtime to arrange....'

Arrange diddly squat my arse.... Reckon attention seeking time waster....
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: TrashAzn on 10 March 2016, 02:15:31 pm
ive removed my working dates as its very clear these men cant read!
 i get 4am messages or emails asking to see me , i call their bluff and tell them im ready they dont contact me back .. enough of this. ::)

Oh that nonsense is all the time usually just people who have been out on the piss I think looking for a wank over texts. "Hey babe I will give you ?100 for a blowjob in my car right now"  "Okay sure call me when you are on X road and I'll tell you where to pick me up"  they never call . I think they just have a wank over the thought and then fall asleep
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Emma_C on 12 March 2016, 01:53:15 pm
when you text them the following morning, to confirm their appointment to be told
" you didn't send me the address yesterday so I made other plans for this morning, maybe we'll meet next time you are in the area"
So I told the twit the area & first part of postcode when he called to book but forgot to text the full address because the phone was manic & I busy with clients. Said to him that I send it 1 hour before arrival anyway & it confirms he's still coming by return, when he called Friday evening. So I called him out & sent a text "why not send a text reminder for the address yesterday if i'd not sent it, you were clearly out to waste my time" he then text that I'm "not a very nice person"  ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Teddy Bear on 13 March 2016, 02:37:47 am
I think I've mentioned it before but the ones who pay in all 20's and then expect change, fuck that noise I tell them I don't have change and they say oh keep it then, if you are that hard up for a tenner maybe you should find a cheaper hobby! I couldn't care less if my rate is an uneven amount I confirm it before accepting the booking so they have no excuse, it's just pure rudeness.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Miss Carolines secret on 13 March 2016, 11:03:19 am
 one send me an email asking if i do silent phone chat !!!!!!!!!  ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: geordie on 13 March 2016, 12:35:51 pm
I think I've mentioned it before but the ones who pay in all 20's and then expect change, fuck that noise I tell them I don't have change and they say oh keep it then, if you are that hard up for a tenner maybe you should find a cheaper hobby! I couldn't care less if my rate is an uneven amount I confirm it before accepting the booking so they have no excuse, it's just pure rudeness.

I hate this. It's not so bad if I'm working from a flat where my money is in a different room but when I'm in a hotel and I've purposely stashed it out of sight I'm not going to show you my hiding place to get you change. And a lot of the time I don't have change anyway, I may have not had any bookings yet or been to the bank, then they go all huffy like we're robbing them, bring the correct money next time it's not hard when I write it in my confirmation text
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Just An Escort on 14 March 2016, 10:28:20 pm
I think I've mentioned it before but the ones who pay in all 20's and then expect change, fuck that noise I tell them I don't have change and they say oh keep it then, if you are that hard up for a tenner maybe you should find a cheaper hobby! I couldn't care less if my rate is an uneven amount I confirm it before accepting the booking so they have no excuse, it's just pure rudeness.

I hate this. It's not so bad if I'm working from a flat where my money is in a different room but when I'm in a hotel and I've purposely stashed it out of sight I'm not going to show you my hiding place to get you change. And a lot of the time I don't have change anyway, I may have not had any bookings yet or been to the bank, then they go all huffy like we're robbing them, bring the correct money next time it's not hard when I write it in my confirmation text

This is a problem for me too as I also have rates that don't divide by 20 - I've had guys say that they'll just pay less next time and I always say that's not how it works. I also have my cash stashed in a secret place I'm not going to go and unlock with a client around. And just like you guys I always confirm the amount in text - often multiple times!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: K47 on 15 March 2016, 10:02:20 pm
I really hate it when customers kiss me so hard they're like smushing their face into mine. Loads of them do it. It's so uncomfortable and awkward feeling, how can you kiss properly like that?? and smudges my makeup too!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Just An Escort on 15 March 2016, 10:53:55 pm
I really hate it when customers kiss me so hard they're like smushing their face into mine. Loads of them do it. It's so uncomfortable and awkward feeling, how can you kiss properly like that?? and smudges my makeup too!

Also when they do this and their stubble is really sharp! I've actually got cuts on my face before from guys doing this - on top of the usual stubble rash  :(
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Riverprice on 16 March 2016, 03:06:35 pm
3words: TOO MUCH TONGUE

feels like im being kissed by camel or something
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: K47 on 16 March 2016, 06:17:27 pm
OMG fucking angry right now. A guy called me at about 3:30 asking for a booking at 6:30. He sounded fine on the phone, so accepted the booking. just now (15 mins before the booking) he started texting asking if I do oral and how rough can he be?
I called him and said I don't mind the sex to be rough but I don't like having my hair pulled or anything. He said that's fine but he thought he'd read on my profile it said I like it rough(no it says nothing like that, I do GFE), then started asking if I do oral without (also says on my profile I definitely don't). I said no. He said 'would you do it without for me though? I'm young, good looking, 25!" I said no definitely not sorry. He said ok he'll just leave it then because he likes oral without. I said fine well try actually reading peoples profiles next time! and hung up. Arsehole!!!!!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Red KB on 16 March 2016, 06:54:34 pm
OMG fucking angry right now.
Me too! Had a guy I've seen twice before book for 6.30. I tell him on the phone please let me know if you're going to be late. 6.35 comes and no sign or call so I start running a bath. At 6.40 I see I've missed a call from him then the knocking on the door starts. I answer his second call and no apology that he's over 10 minutes late now. I just told him I don't sit around waiting for people who haven't told me they're going to be late nd said bye.

Why do they think they can start pushing it just because they have visited before?! Grr, glad I'm running nice hot bath :) And I think there's some wine in the fridge ;)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: geordie on 16 March 2016, 07:35:57 pm
OMG fucking angry right now.
Me too! Had a guy I've seen twice before book for 6.30. I tell him on the phone please let me know if you're going to be late. 6.35 comes and no sign or call so I start running a bath. At 6.40 I see I've missed a call from him then the knocking on the door starts. I answer his second call and no apology that he's over 10 minutes late now. I just told him I don't sit around waiting for people who haven't told me they're going to be late nd said bye.

Why do they think they can start pushing it just because they have visited before?! Grr, glad I'm running nice hot bath :) And I think there's some wine in the fridge ;)

When they turn up 15 mins late max with no warning, I just take it off their time with me. Their fault for not letting me know and I expect full payment for the time they originally booked. Any more than 15 mins and they won't see me. Once had an agency booking turn up an hour late with no communication and still expected to see me, what is it with these men?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jezabel on 16 March 2016, 07:39:58 pm
Guys who turn up late (esp very late) and don't bother to let you know......its simple, they don't respect that you have a schedule, but expect you to fit with theirs = total lack of respect.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Roxy101 on 16 March 2016, 11:13:05 pm
I really hate it when customers kiss me so hard they're like smushing their face into mine. Loads of them do it. It's so uncomfortable and awkward feeling, how can you kiss properly like that?? and smudges my makeup too!

Oh god how I hate this! Especially when they're on top and your head's squished in the pillow so there's no where to back away! And then when they're pushing so hard down with their mouth that your teeth are almost cutting into your own gums. ... I do wonder if this is a technique only punters know because absolutely no one in my normal day to day life has ever kissed me like this and I have never seen it happen in any films/TV programs, etc. literally the only time you see that technique is in comedies!

Sorry, winds me up lol
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: katrina on 16 March 2016, 11:25:43 pm

 I do wonder if this is a technique only punters know because absolutely no one in my normal day to day life has ever kissed me like this and I have never seen it happen in any films/TV programs, etc. literally the only time you see that technique is in comedies!

Sorry, winds me up lol


Oh yes its the 'getting my moneys worth' crew

There is no excuse for this stupid behaviour  ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: K47 on 17 March 2016, 10:06:43 am
I do wonder if this is a technique only punters know because absolutely no one in my normal day to day life has ever kissed me like this and I have never seen it happen in any films/TV programs, etc. literally the only time you see that technique is in comedies!

That's true I've never had it happen in normal life either!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lushblossom on 17 March 2016, 10:27:03 am
I also find overeager oral sex on me to be rather a turn-off - some are so full on do they honestly think we like sledgehammer sex??
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 17 March 2016, 02:30:55 pm
I also find overeager oral sex on me to be rather a turn-off - some are so full on do they honestly think we like sledgehammer sex??

Over eager anything is a turn off. So over eager kissing, oral, penetration, touching, grabbing, grunting/screaming etc is very irritating. Why are men so animalistic and beastly when it comes to sex? Had one guy was screaming so loud, I was in a hotel and people were walking up and down the corridor, I had to put my hand over his mouth. It was sooo loud. I felt embarrassed for him and myself. I asked him why he was screaming so loud his response was, Oh i can feel it you know! They are just rough all the time. Pussy play= rough, like seriously? I am so dry and you are so rough I fear you would tear or cause burns on the outside of my vagina, scuse me as I get some lube cuz unfortunately you do nothing for me. One sec yeah? Just calm down man. It's like they've never fucked before or never been with a woman before or something. grunting whilst their giving oral or kissing. Scuse me, are you some sort of boar hog, mountain lion? Dafuk is that about? These fucking  animals  :FF Just calm down. :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: K47 on 17 March 2016, 06:46:16 pm
One of my 'regulars' (well I've seen him 3 times) called me last night wanting to see me but said he'd lost his bank card so can he just transfer money into my account instead. I said no sorry because I don't want you knowing my real name. He said "ok well how about you see me tonight and then I'll drop the money round yours in a few days when I have my bank card back, guess it depends how much you trust me though!" trust him?? I've met him 3 times! as if!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: trashbaby on 18 March 2016, 09:49:12 am
I had one the other day who didn't bother me at first but I've been seething a little since.

He came in, seemed quite nervous. Asked me if our meeting was discreet? I'm like nah mate I'm going to ring the evening standard when you've left  ::) I reassured him and we cracked on.  He then asked me if he was my first today and I thought y'know what, I'm not pandering to your icky feels about prostitutes. So I was honest and said he wasn't.  I went to go down on him and he said he didn't want OWO, I said that was absolutely fine and went for the condom but he seemed really anti-letting me touch him?  Anyway we laid down, he fingered me very enthusiastically, wanked over my face and that was it! We had a little chat while he got dressed and he was all discretion this, discretion that, I'm married, I've got to be really careful, I cant take diseases home, blah blah. 

15 minutes and he was in and out! I mean I was the one laughing all the way to the bank (?100 in 15 minutes) but my GOD, what is WRONG with these men who get all hung up about the 'dirty prossie'? If you don't want to see someone who's had sex with someone else that day go out on the pull like everyone else - and put yourself MORE at risk of STI's, considering that sex workers have lower STI rates than the general population.

I don't ever feel dirty or anything like that, and I really effing resent it when guys think it's ok to make us feel like that. hmph.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 18 March 2016, 09:54:57 am
Guys that contact you and ask vague questions like 'What can I get in 30 mins?' Well what is it that you want for a start?!?Worse still are the guys who ask you how long they should book and what is the difference between 30 mins and an hour... :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: katrina on 18 March 2016, 09:56:11 am
I also find overeager oral sex on me to be rather a turn-off - some are so full on do they honestly think we like sledgehammer sex??


Oh yes when they dive down there like there's no tomorrow, forehead hits the pubic bone or presses on it *Ouch!*  ::)


Some of them need to realise gently does it...
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: katrina on 18 March 2016, 11:48:50 am
Guys that contact you and ask vague questions like 'What can I get in 30 mins?' Well what is it that you want for a start?!?Worse still are the guys who ask you how long they should book and what is the difference between 30 mins and an hour... :FF


Yes general vagueness...Such as "Are you available today" or worse "Are you available next week" Then when you give them a time they can't make that one! Unless they've got the whole day/week free (which is highly unlikely)  why don't they just ask for the time they want to come I can then either say yes or no or they can suggest another time to suit them.It happens so often I just don't get it  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Jezabel on 18 March 2016, 12:30:52 pm
I had one the other day who didn't bother me at first but I've been seething a little since.

He came in, seemed quite nervous. Asked me if our meeting was discreet? I'm like nah mate I'm going to ring the evening standard when you've left  ::) I reassured him and we cracked on.  He then asked me if he was my first today and I thought y'know what, I'm not pandering to your icky feels about prostitutes. So I was honest and said he wasn't.  I went to go down on him and he said he didn't want OWO, I said that was absolutely fine and went for the condom but he seemed really anti-letting me touch him?  Anyway we laid down, he fingered me very enthusiastically, wanked over my face and that was it! We had a little chat while he got dressed and he was all discretion this, discretion that, I'm married, I've got to be really careful, I cant take diseases home, blah blah. 

15 minutes and he was in and out! I mean I was the one laughing all the way to the bank (?100 in 15 minutes) but my GOD, what is WRONG with these men who get all hung up about the 'dirty prossie'? If you don't want to see someone who's had sex with someone else that day go out on the pull like everyone else - and put yourself MORE at risk of STI's, considering that sex workers have lower STI rates than the general population.

I don't ever feel dirty or anything like that, and I really effing resent it when guys think it's ok to make us feel like that. hmph.

I hate this, I actually cancelled a guy who during the phone conversation said something like not wanting to see 'dirty little slappers'. I emphasise this wasn't aimed at me in fact he went on about how he picked me since I seemed to respect myself blah blah BUT it bugged me more & more since clearly it showed he had a disrespectful attitude towards women in general. So I cancelled and told him why.

He did come back with an apology...but too late matey. Occasionally I've gone thro bookings with guys I've got that vibe from and they are always far worse in person. He was a first timer, but that's no excuse in my book.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 18 March 2016, 04:38:54 pm
Guys that contact you and ask vague questions like 'What can I get in 30 mins?' Well what is it that you want for a start?!?Worse still are the guys who ask you how long they should book and what is the difference between 30 mins and an hour... :FF


Yes general vagueness...Such as "Are you available today" or worse "Are you available next week" Then when you give them a time they can't make that one! Unless they've got the whole day/week free (which is highly unlikely)  why don't they just ask for the time they want to come I can then either say yes or no or they can suggest another time to suit them.It happens so often I just don't get it  :FF
Oh god yes 'Are you available next week?' Well for a start my availability is pretty set and written in bold i.e Monday 11am to 7pm,Tuesday 11am to 6pm etc etc.Really do they want to rewrite your entire weeks rota for them?It pisses me off full stop when you then have to write back 'Well what day,length of booking and time are you thinking of?' only for them to mention a day but then not a time..like pulling teeth.Decent clients tend to tell you all that in the first instance.Not rocket science is it?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: geordie on 18 March 2016, 09:52:03 pm
Make a booking for a certain time, cancel with a shit excuse then you see a review for another girl at the same time they booked you.

I wouldn't normally give a shit but that was my only booking today and he's a regular, I'm not a happy bunny. More so that he said he couldn't do the time he booked but would let me know what time he could do later then didn't get back to me.

I'm never working st Paddys weekend again it's been absolutely unbareable!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: katrina on 18 March 2016, 11:12:20 pm
Guys that contact you and ask vague questions like 'What can I get in 30 mins?' Well what is it that you want for a start?!?Worse still are the guys who ask you how long they should book and what is the difference between 30 mins and an hour... :FF


Yes general vagueness...Such as "Are you available today" or worse "Are you available next week" Then when you give them a time they can't make that one! Unless they've got the whole day/week free (which is highly unlikely)  why don't they just ask for the time they want to come I can then either say yes or no or they can suggest another time to suit them.It happens so often I just don't get it  :FF
Oh god yes 'Are you available next week?' Well for a start my availability is pretty set and written in bold i.e Monday 11am to 7pm,Tuesday 11am to 6pm etc etc.Really do they want to rewrite your entire weeks rota for them?It pisses me off full stop when you then have to write back 'Well what day,length of booking and time are you thinking of?' only for them to mention a day but then not a time..like pulling teeth.Decent clients tend to tell you all that in the first instance.Not rocket science is it?


Yes like pulling teeth!


A booking request today from someone I've seen loads:

Him: Hi are you around next week?

Me: What day and time are you wanting?

Him: I'm hoping for Mon afternoon

Me: Yes that should be ok

Him: I'll confirm asap Mon

Me: Ok you need to let me know before 10am, shall we say 2pm for an hour?

Him: Probably later after 4, what will you be wearing?

Me: Ok I'll save 4pm for you just confirm Monday morning before 10am. Seamed stockings heels...

Him: Lovely xx


For fuck sake all that could have been arranged a LOT easier if he had just said the time he wanted in the first place!


The thing is though, he's actually a really decent guy when he does arrive, I don't know why he has to make such a big drama with the booking arrangements!! 
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 19 March 2016, 12:08:35 am
Make a booking for a certain time, cancel with a shit excuse then you see a review for another girl at the same time they booked you.

I wouldn't normally give a shit but that was my only booking today and he's a regular, I'm not a happy bunny. More so that he said he couldn't do the time he booked but would let me know what time he could do later then didn't get back to me.

I'm never working st Paddys weekend again it's been absolutely unbareable!
I banned a bloke for doing this.He booked me over 3 times for a 2 hour booking then cancelled each time with some bizarre excuse.Finally I had a look at his feedback and every time he booked me he had seen someone else.I never actually met him but I was not prepared to be messed about again by him.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lushblossom on 19 March 2016, 08:44:02 am
Last Wed I had a horrible client.  He was a first timer and texted 'I just hope it is worth it' - well that was offensive enough on its own.  How I wish I had cancelled seeing him.  He had an attitude problem and seemed to think escorts were just a piece of meat.
He was also very common and rough the type I absolutely detest meeting with.

I should have trusted my instincts and fobbed him off.  I hadn't worked for a few days as it had been the time of the month and I was low on funds.  Silly me.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 19 March 2016, 12:08:16 pm
Guys that contact you and ask vague questions like 'What can I get in 30 mins?' Well what is it that you want for a start?!?Worse still are the guys who ask you how long they should book and what is the difference between 30 mins and an hour... :FF


Yes general vagueness...Such as "Are you available today" or worse "Are you available next week" Then when you give them a time they can't make that one! Unless they've got the whole day/week free (which is highly unlikely)  why don't they just ask for the time they want to come I can then either say yes or no or they can suggest another time to suit them.It happens so often I just don't get it  :FF

I have blocked a reg because of this. Always sends a message on AW with "When next you available?"  :FF instead of just calling me and asking if I am available at 3pm tomorrow. Some know what time they want, so why not just say? It's funny because when I reply with availability he doesn't respond, probably because he can't do those times. and now you are BLOCKED because of it. Stupid stinker. They constantly need to be spoon fed.What time you start in the morning? Usually said by someone who wants to push boundaries or have a power trip. "oh so you start at 12? Can I see you at 11?" If you know you wanted 11 why didn't you just say that in first place.  or "What services do you do?" "what services do you want bitch?" Men are dumb lol ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: trashbaby on 19 March 2016, 12:59:14 pm
The availability thing is so annoying. I do understand that sometimes they might be free all day, for example, and would like to know what availability I have. Particularly because I am part time and often work on an as-needed basis.  If they ask me what my availability is for the week I will tell them what days and take it from there. But the ones who want to be spoon fed the information bit by bit I don't even bother replying to.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Riverprice on 22 March 2016, 12:10:53 am
I keep getting emailed by a guy asking x,y and z. So today i got so fed up with him i nearly screamed "EMAIL WHEN IT SAYS IM AVAILABLE!!!!!?!?!" X
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BJC on 24 March 2016, 05:05:26 am
I had a client come for a 30 min incall last week, he started the stopwatch on his phone at the start of the booking. He came, and after the usual clean up routine I put my bra back on. He then showed me the stopwatch... It was at 27 minutes. I was stumped. I said I doubt much will be achieved in 3 minutes but he was adamant that he hadn't had the time he'd paid for... So I started again with oral. Obviously it was Mr Floppy and 1 minute in he got shitty and said you might as well just stop as you're obviously not in to it... I was seriously fed up with him by this point so just told him to take himself and his remaining minute and 30 seconds out of my house.
Awful client, got sulky because he couldn't manage round 2 in 3 minutes then blamed me for it. When he was getting dressed he was asking ridiculous questions like do you have a pimp, how much do you earn etc. Ignorant prick.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 24 March 2016, 07:33:51 am
Wow! What a twat!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Shewolf on 24 March 2016, 04:45:28 pm
Yes a right nasty bastard that one.

'how to see the same escort twice...not'
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Littlemisslondon on 24 March 2016, 05:53:27 pm
When you text them on the day of their booking to confirm they are coming, they say yes and tell you how excited they are and then they don't show up!!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hannaah on 24 March 2016, 05:55:50 pm
Ask stupid questions and book something they know they will struggle to come from.

Had a guy recently book for 15 minutes wanted a bj only. Almost near the end of the time tells me "I struggle coming from bjs only happened twice. What happens if I don't come?"

..You extend or get the fuck out and stop trying to get free time!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: mrsdarcy on 25 March 2016, 10:36:05 pm
A client rang today and I answered in a polite and friendly manner. I basically only got the chance to say hello, then he said:
I'd like to enquire about booking you, but before you jump down my throat it's not for today
I almost jumped down his throat for his rudeness but I tried to let it slide..
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: honeylove on 26 March 2016, 02:08:25 am
First time client 'Give me a discount and i will become your regular'  ::)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Guiltypleasure on 30 March 2016, 10:20:06 pm
I say "thanks for that , but its rare if I see anyone other than a regular" ! ......tit for tat lol x
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Riverprice on 30 March 2016, 11:51:54 pm
holding his bare cock "but baby.... dont you want me?"
me: pardon?
him: "cant i go in you?
me : i dont do that
him: but dont you want me?
me:...... no
him: but...
me: I HAVE A HUSBAND?!


WHY OH WHY did THAT shut him up?! isnt no enough??
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nova on 31 March 2016, 12:12:17 am
holding his bare cock "but baby.... dont you want me?"
me: pardon?
him: "cant i go in you?
me : i dont do that
him: but dont you want me?
me:...... no
him: but...
me: I HAVE A HUSBAND?!

WHY OH WHY did THAT shut him up?! isnt no enough??


It shut him up because then he understood that you were someone else's property. He had more respect for this guy he's never met than for you.
You know and I know that you're no-one's property, but that's how some guys think. If you weren't owned by someone else, there's no logical reason for you not to want him.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Riverprice on 31 March 2016, 09:24:40 am
holding his bare cock "but baby.... dont you want me?"
me: pardon?
him: "cant i go in you?
me : i dont do that
him: but dont you want me?
me:...... no
him: but...
me: I HAVE A HUSBAND?!

WHY OH WHY did THAT shut him up?! isnt no enough??


It shut him up because then he understood that you were someone else's property. He had more respect for this guy he's never met than for you.
You know and I know that you're no-one's property, but that's how some guys think. If you weren't owned by someone else, there's no logical reason for you not to want him.


I know... its the sad nature of things. It's exactly the same with people who hit on you on a night out xc
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 31 March 2016, 09:32:48 am



It shut him up because then he understood that you were someone else's property. He had more respect for this guy he's never met than for you.
You know and I know that you're no-one's property, but that's how some guys think. If you weren't owned by someone else, there's no logical reason for you not to want him.

This is so true and so depressing. :(
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lushblossom on 31 March 2016, 09:37:11 am
Hence the joys of remaining single.

I really do not miss a relationship whatsoever.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BBW Joi Parker on 09 April 2016, 11:10:48 pm
The other day a client contacted me wanting a half hour. When I told him my price he said "I don't want no sex" 😂😠. He went on to complain about how he didn't understand why I paid so much. I was so mad at his audacity that I didn't even bother giving him the "you pay for my time" bullshit; I just hung up...not to mention I was already spooked that he'd say that over the phone.

PS before I hung up he called me a cunt 😠😠🔥

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 11 April 2016, 09:36:38 pm
When they email you from your website but then ask really vague questions like 'What can I expect from you?' Firstly what do want and secondly you could always try reading through the 50 odd reviews on my site for a clue!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: KittenCandy on 12 April 2016, 08:25:35 pm
get lost on way to my flat then text me saying they are lost instead of just calling me and asking for directions  :FF Either they truly adore, enjoy and love texting or fear phoning. Most times I do not hear when a text comes through, so had one client text me saying he cannot find me, when I checked my phone I saw it was sent 30 minutes ago. So the dummy was walking around like a headless chicken for 30 minutes when he could have just called for clarification. Had another text saying he was outside and stood outside the gate waiting for 20 minutes like a clown until I eventually saw the text and phoned him. Now I ignore them. Phone me or you don't get in. ::) Imbeciles  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Bluelady on 14 April 2016, 11:30:09 am
i hate when they send you a message and you ask them to call for all details .... then what do they do ... send another bloody message with another question . spend an hour messaging back and forward and then they might not even turn up ... aaaarrrgghhh
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 14 April 2016, 03:20:45 pm
i hate when they send you a message and you ask them to call for all details .... then what do they do ... send another bloody message with another question . spend an hour messaging back and forward and then they might not even turn up ... aaaarrrgghhh

I had that this morning.

Him: Hello. Are you available today? If so, where are you located?
Me: Yes, I am available today. I'm at a hotel near XYZ. Please call me if you would like to make a booking.
Him: What's your rate for one hour?
Him: ??
Him: HELLO??

Twat.

I've noticed that the majority of those who text will not call if asked to. I will take a booking by text if they have all their ducks in a row: "Hello Fab. I was wondering if you were available at 3pm for one hour? Jim." I will happily take Jim's booking. But if it's just "Are you working today?" then I have to ask them to call me. And very few of them will.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: katrina on 17 April 2016, 07:38:26 pm
First time client 'Give me a discount and i will become your regular'  ::)


I usually reply with "I never do discounts as I've already got a lot of regular clients who are more than happy to pay my rate, so I'm not looking for any more regs at this time. If you do want to book lets just see how we get on with the first booking as we might not even like each other" ;-)


The mumbling/stuttering/silence/speechlessness/shock in their voice always makes me laugh lol
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 17 April 2016, 07:52:25 pm
When they text and if you don't reply immediately they text question marks, so rude.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Miss Carolines secret on 18 April 2016, 09:18:00 am
They think they are entitled to a lower rate because they have seen you few times before and don't like it when you refuse to drop your reasonable rate lower.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Emma_C on 18 April 2016, 11:29:42 am
They think they are entitled to a lower rate because they have seen you few times before and don't like it when you refuse to drop your reasonable rate lower.

I had one like this last week, so annoying. He'd seen me before I had a long break a few years ago. He kept asking the price after he'd already paid me. Mainly the ones who don't want full sex because of ED, I find are like this. (None of this was mentioned on the phone though before seeing me & I didn't recognise his voice & vice versa) By not out-rightly asking for a discount but hinting to see if it's pro-offered is passive aggressive in my book & like you say indicates a feeling of entitlement. I pointed out he was paying for my time then he made some facetious comment about me (indirectly) not having the right technique. That that seems to be the crux of his narc personality. I just laughed & said I don't care if you didn't climax, it's not my issue because I get lots of guys who can. He already said at the start he may not climax or get hard because of health issues so why blame me!?

Had one text at 1pm to ask if I was available at 3pm on Saturday but I text back to say I left the town to go home. At which point he then calls asking if there are any other girls in the area, like I'm some flipping telephone directory. Told him I'm not a pimp & to go back on the internet, then hung up. Lazy gits can't spend a few minutes looking online for themselves.

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 18 April 2016, 11:42:09 am
Sometimes they ruin a perfectly good rapport by acting like that.I wonder if it dawns on them after quite a few ladies they had good times with stop answering their calls?
I had a client who I saw once a few weeks ago.Perfectly nice bloke.Gave him a good service and some banter he was a happy bunny.Tried to rebook like this 'Can I see you in 5 mins and can you do a quickie for 30?' Replied and asked him if he really felt it appropriate to treat me and my flat like a soho walkup and ask for large discount to boot?'He did actually apologise but I won't want to meet again after that!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 18 April 2016, 11:43:40 am
They think they are entitled to a lower rate because they have seen you few times before and don't like it when you refuse to drop your reasonable rate lower.

I had one like this last week, so annoying. He'd seen me before I had a long break a few years ago. He kept asking the price after he'd already paid me. Mainly the ones who don't want full sex because of ED, I find are like this. (None of this was mentioned on the phone though before seeing me & I didn't recognise his voice & vice versa) By not out-rightly asking for a discount but hinting to see if it's pro-offered is passive aggressive in my book & like you say indicates a feeling of entitlement. I pointed out he was paying for my time then he made some facetious comment about me (indirectly) not having the right technique. That that seems to be the crux of his narc personality. I just laughed & said I don't care if you didn't climax, it's not my issue because I get lots of guys who can. He already said at the start he may not climax or get hard because of health issues so why blame me!?

Had one text at 1pm to ask if I was available at 3pm on Saturday but I text back to say I left the town to go home. At which point he then calls asking if there are any other girls in the area, like I'm some flipping telephone directory. Told him I'm not a pimp & to go back on the internet, then hung up. Lazy gits can't spend a few minutes looking online for themselves.
I had this today! I told him I'm busy all day so he asks if another girl in my area does domination, I don't fucking know! Read her profile idiot  ???
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Sarita on 18 April 2016, 04:18:43 pm
So last night I had an email asking me to meet someone for half an hour titwank and bj  in woods over on the Wirral (am in Liverpool). He was prepared to pay me the princely sum of ?100.

I replied and simply said "In a word, no".
He then sent me another message, saying he hadn't wished to offend but thought I did outcalls. I pointed out that I don't do outcalls for less than an hour (which is more than ?100) and not for any amount of money would I meet someone in a wood.

The weirdest thing was that he had tons of AW feedback, but all for camming and all his feedback for 2015 and 2016 referred to him as a woman.
Very very strange and creepy.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Emma_C on 22 April 2016, 11:19:12 am
Tell me to slow down, then I point out he has 10 mins left, after I've noticed he's trying to take the piss with time in a 30min booking, so I say well it's a quickie & we are limited for time you can extend, nope not enough cash. Then I carry on, he then says slow down again with 5 mins remaining whilst thinking his flaccid cock will penetrate.  :-\ Had him out the door on time, cheeky prick.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BJC on 22 April 2016, 11:28:51 pm
First time client 'Give me a discount and i will become your regular'  ::)


I usually reply with "I never do discounts as I've already got a lot of regular clients who are more than happy to pay my rate, so I'm not looking for any more regs at this time. If you do want to book lets just see how we get on with the first booking as we might not even like each other" ;-)


The mumbling/stuttering/silence/speechlessness/shock in their voice always makes me laugh lol

Ugh. I hate the guys who say they'll be a regular if I see them at a discounted rate. My standard reply is:

"Sorry, being paid less than what I charge on a regular basis doesn't appeal to me at all"

Usually shuts the chancers straight up.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: sultress000 on 22 April 2016, 11:44:16 pm
Love these replies! I get all these types of chancers too.. Its just unbelievable
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: sammy s on 23 April 2016, 07:42:27 am
Had to cancel someone recently as came on my period and it was really heavy. He text me and said he could come round just for a social to give me cuddles and kisses etc for an hour. He's a regular so I thought it would be an easy way to make some extra money with someone trustworthy. Text him back saying it sounded lovely and I'd offer him a discount seeing as no sex of any kind would be involved. His response "I didn't realise it would have to be a "transaction". If you decide you want some company later and someone to rub your tummy for you then you know where I am".

Grrrrr - why do certain clients assume we'd ever want to see them for free? He's old enough to be my grandad and I've never ever lead him to believe that I might have feelings for him or want to be his friend outside of escorting in anyway. It's as if because I give a good performance during bookings they think it's the best sex I've ever experienced and I'd happily spend time with them for free.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: katrina on 23 April 2016, 04:06:31 pm
When they text and if you don't reply immediately they text question marks, so rude.


Text received at 10.50 last night: Available now

I ignored it then another text from him at 11pm: ??
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: katrina on 23 April 2016, 04:13:42 pm
Had to cancel someone recently as came on my period and it was really heavy. He text me and said he could come round just for a social to give me cuddles and kisses etc for an hour. He's a regular so I thought it would be an easy way to make some extra money with someone trustworthy. Text him back saying it sounded lovely and I'd offer him a discount seeing as no sex of any kind would be involved. His response "I didn't realise it would have to be a "transaction". If you decide you want some company later and someone to rub your tummy for you then you know where I am".

Grrrrr - why do certain clients assume we'd ever want to see them for free? He's old enough to be my grandad and I've never ever lead him to believe that I might have feelings for him or want to be his friend outside of escorting in anyway. It's as if because I give a good performance during bookings they think it's the best sex I've ever experienced and I'd happily spend time with them for free.


Because he's a cheeky cunt, what part of the word 'escort' doesn't he understand!? He's just trying it on. I bet the thought of him popping round for free to 'rub your tummy' makes you cringe, it would me lol :-)
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: lulu7 on 23 April 2016, 04:50:26 pm
+1

My biggest pet peeve is that they'll send me a cock picture/ try to text me outside of hours/ ask if they can be my friend/ offer me a job/ free dates/ free overnights then somehow get really offended when I say no. And then call me a "gold digging whore, who is only in it for the money"

Erm you found me on a ESCORTING site. A site which exchanges sexual favours for money! Why are you so surpised that I dare want MONEY for these things. I'm a prostitute? Shock horror! I want money for sex! How dare I?  ::) :FF ???

It bloody well pisses me off.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: BibiofLeeds on 23 April 2016, 09:28:38 pm
I've noticed lately that potential clients are getting snotty when you politely turn their booking down.Today for example I had a guy ring and he asked alot of questions which I did answer politely such as what does swallow at discretion mean,would you swallow the second time I meet you,can I cross dress,can I have a gfe,can I see you this afternoon,if I want to book can I ring on the day (a minute ago he wanted this afternoon)he then asked if I do everything on my enjoys list followed by do I enjoy escorting or do I do it for the money...at this point I said I felt that was a question too far and I was going to end the conversation.2 mins later he sent a snotty text saying he was nervous and I'd disrespected him and he had wanted to spend his hardearned cash on me.I mean for gods sake!
Sent him a text back telling him I had been very respectful but felt i comfortable with some of his questions and didn't wish to continue being grilled.I added that the fact he had just got extremely snotty for no real reason meant my gut was right and he was very welcome to take his hardearned cash and poor attitude elsewhere.Jesus why bother carrying on just because someone doesn't want to meet or discuss totally nosy and odd things!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Miss Carolines secret on 24 April 2016, 05:59:30 am
When they text and if you don't reply immediately they text question marks, so rude.


Text received at 10.50 last night: Available now

I ignored it then another text from him at 11pm: ??
The odd thing is some of these irritating wankers arnt even available it's their bullshit messages I just have to ignore
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: katrina on 24 April 2016, 01:05:13 pm
When they text and if you don't reply immediately they text question marks, so rude.


Text received at 10.50 last night: Available now

I ignored it then another text from him at 11pm: ??
The odd thing is some of these irritating wankers arnt even available it's their bullshit messages I just have to ignore


Yes they probably just send the same stupid text out to see if anyone replies with no intention of actually booking anyone.

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: MandyVine on 01 May 2016, 07:36:44 pm
I have a regular who has a small penis, not what I would call a micro, but not much length or girth. 

His favorite position is us on our sides and him entering from behind.  It's not a condom issue with him, he is big enough for it to stay on, BUT he pulls out too far and falls out and then has to be guided back in...  again and again and again. 

For some reason this annoys the shit out of me.  I've tried to manipulate my body in all sorts of contorted positions to keep him inside of me long enough for him to cum but it gets old. 

I know he's paying me and it's not as if he's asking me to do anything I don't offer but grrrrrrr, I want to scream "do you NOT understand why this position is NOT working?"   :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF Rant over...
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: trashbaby on 01 May 2016, 11:58:53 pm
Fucking PERSONAL QUESTIONS, man.

I've been quizzed so many times recently as to why my working hours are what they are.  It is literally NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS. None.  I can sort of forgive it in person because it's sometimes just small talk, and they might be nervous and blurt it out without really thinking.  But on the phone, when they demand a certain time and I say no i don't work past X time.  And they are like, why? and then sound all pissed off that I won't do what they want or explain why.

I just want to write I OWE YOU NOTHING on my forehead
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Emma_C on 02 May 2016, 10:53:09 am
I can't remember if I've said on here already but when they say "I've seen you on quite a few places" with a riased eyebrow & smarmy-ish smirk.  Wow Sherlock, you just have to go on my website & see all the banners to see where I list my services. I always give a bit of a sarcastic response to these types. I just don't understand their reasons for it.  ??? fookin eejits
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Miss Carolines secret on 02 May 2016, 11:02:04 am
I have a regular who has a small penis, not what I would call a micro, but not much length or girth. 

His favorite position is us on our sides and him entering from behind.  It's not a condom issue with him, he is big enough for it to stay on, BUT he pulls out too far and falls out and then has to be guided back in...  again and again and again. 

For some reason this annoys the shit out of me.  I've tried to manipulate my body in all sorts of contorted positions to keep him inside of me long enough for him to cum but it gets old. 

I know he's paying me and it's not as if he's asking me to do anything I don't offer but grrrrrrr, I want to scream "do you NOT understand why this position is NOT working?"   :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF Rant over...

Why don't you tell him the position isn't working ?
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: MandyVine on 02 May 2016, 03:55:53 pm

I know he's paying me and it's not as if he's asking me to do anything I don't offer but grrrrrrr, I want to scream "do you NOT understand why this position is NOT working?"   :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF Rant over...

Why don't you tell him the position isn't working ?
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Believe me, I have tried.  I have suggested other positions and done it in the nicest way possible (I love the way it feels when you're in me in doggy) but HE wants this position and HE keeps going back to it.  Not all clients actually listen or take instruction.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 02 May 2016, 04:21:17 pm
When they ask your rates and when I say "They are all on the profile" and they say "Are you're ?130 an hour"

Why ask!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 02 May 2016, 05:57:47 pm
When they ask your rates and when I say "They are all on the profile" and they say "Are you're ?130 an hour"

Why ask!

I have, in the past, quoted a higher price than is on my profile. Almost always they came back with "Aha! But here it says it's 120!"

Sometimes I would say "That's the price for people who don't ask stupid questions."
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 02 May 2016, 06:47:50 pm
When they ask your rates and when I say "They are all on the profile" and they say "Are you're ?130 an hour"

Why ask!

I have, in the past, quoted a higher price than is on my profile. Almost always they came back with "Aha! But here it says it's 120!"

Sometimes I would say "That's the price for people who don't ask stupid questions."
Good answer, I'm gonna do that next time x
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: geordie on 04 May 2016, 10:08:10 am
It's probably been said a million times before but this is the thing that irritates me more than anything else in the world and its just happened yet again..

Email on AW 'when are you next available?'

Ffs my whole availability for the month is on my profile and I spend hours on it every month, booking locations, working out dates and so on. Why can't they just fucking look at it? Literally nothing annoys me more. If you've found my profile easy enough to email me, READ IT. Not only that but I also have it written three times that I'm on a break so no doubt he didn't bother to see that either.

Phew, needed that rant  ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Miss Carolines secret on 04 May 2016, 11:08:02 am
I'm tired of the long lengthy emails stating a load of old boring nonsense plus  no bookings at all requested
Or asking when I'm visiting their town like I'd go all the way to some god forsaken place based on a damn strangers request  :FF
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: katrina on 04 May 2016, 07:06:03 pm
It's probably been said a million times before but this is the thing that irritates me more than anything else in the world and its just happened yet again..

Email on AW 'when are you next available?'

Ffs my whole availability for the month is on my profile and I spend hours on it every month, booking locations, working out dates and so on. Why can't they just fucking look at it? Literally nothing annoys me more. If you've found my profile easy enough to email me, READ IT. Not only that but I also have it written three times that I'm on a break so no doubt he didn't bother to see that either.

Phew, needed that rant  ;D


I keep mine updated often too and every SINGLE TIME when I post slap bang in the middle of my adultwork page that I'm NOT available I get stupid emails like that! Yes very annoying.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: lulu7 on 04 May 2016, 09:46:23 pm
Telling me, "they don't have any money/ they aren't rich."

That's very nice but what do your money troubles have to do with me?  I'm not giving you free time because you aren't rich. If you "aren't rich" then you really shouldn't be spending your money on escorts then should you? Porn is free. 

I once charged someone above my rate for saying this to me. He asked for a extra hour after telling me he isn't rich and I gleefully said a fee higher than the one I charge. I don't go to sainsburys, stare at the chocolates and then tell the shop assistant i'm not rich. They would give a flying fuck about my financial woes.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: mysteriousGirl on 04 May 2016, 11:41:52 pm
Regulars;

Texting me about mundane bollocks ranging from the fact they are sunbathing to what they are having for dinner.

Who doesn't like a good spaghetti bolognese, but must they insist on letting me know about it? Jeez
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Lushblossom on 05 May 2016, 07:15:31 am
When I give them very clear and specific parking instructions to park on a specified road and then they proceed to park just off it.

They text me saying 'I am just on a side road off that x road'.

Makes it hard to direct them then.  Annoying.

As if I am going to give them my main road name until they have parked up and arrived....!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Kay on 05 May 2016, 12:18:21 pm
It's amazing how many men think we're setting them up to be mugged/robbed if we give specific parking instructions...
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 05 May 2016, 01:29:00 pm
I'm in a massive anonymous block so I just give them the address. Although right now I'm touring and in a flat on the most generic road ever. There's literally nothing to guide them. Even the postcode puts them in the wrong place. I've finally made a map by screenshooting Google maps and drawing arrows and shit on it. If I decide to take a booking, I'm willing to tell them exactly where I am. No flat number until they arrive, of course.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 06 May 2016, 11:53:13 am
Conversations like this.

Him. alright are you working today?
Me. Yes but I'm fully booked sorry.
Him. Oh, right, ummm, ahhh, ummm. So you don't have any time today at all?
Me. No sorry.
Him. Oh, ahhh, ummmm, ummm, shame, do you have any friends?
Me. Yes but none of them are prostitutes.
Him. Oh ok, ummmm, call me if you get any free time.
Me. Ok, bye.

 :FF

Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Naughtyforty on 06 May 2016, 05:57:29 pm
I've seen one guy a few times. He has always turned up with beige trousers, navy jacket ( he just needs a straw boater to complete the look ) anyway I have coat hangers out  and obvious hanging places (a rail)  in my room. Every time though he takes his jacket of puts it on a hanger ( taken from the rail ) then opens my  wardrobe to hang it up. Aarggh!
I even try and beat him to it now " can I take your jacket".  "No no I will get it"
Nosey git just wants to look in the wardrobe I'm sure. I've try and depersonalise the room but he must suspect I live here.
Drives me bonkers but apart from that he is fine so i bite my tongue... I might snap one day though!!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 06 May 2016, 06:03:40 pm
Put something shocking in there next time.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Naughtyforty on 06 May 2016, 06:37:15 pm
Good idea. I will need to let my imagination run wild and think of a belter...
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: geordie on 06 May 2016, 06:58:49 pm
Good idea. I will need to let my imagination run wild and think of a belter...

Big gorilla mask on top of a fluffy coat or something, he'll shit himself  ;D
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Emma_C on 06 May 2016, 07:10:41 pm
When they pick up a book nosily then quickly put it down when you come back in the room. Why not just ask "is that good book?"
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: TrashAzn on 07 May 2016, 12:31:47 pm
When they pick up a book nosily then quickly put it down when you come back in the room. Why not just ask "is that good book?"

I'm sure they don't care some of them just like touching your stuff. Happens to me a lot of I leave a client anywhere while not looking they'll start picking things up and going through drawers though I do make sure there is nothing identifying lying around where they could find it. Last week had a client ask for a glass of water was going to get him but he just waves it off and says he'll get it and then starts going through all my cupboards and drawers until I walk in the kitchen and get a glass for him. Not sure what he was looking for I don't keep my I.D in the kitchen.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 07 May 2016, 12:39:05 pm
I had a half hour booking yesterday and the guy was in the shower at the end for 12 minutes! I was thinking "Doesn't he have washing facilities at home?" I had to tell him to get out! 
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 07 May 2016, 12:55:41 pm
I had a guy pretty much insist on following me into the kitchen for his glass of water. This is a touring flat and I don't much care. But if he'd tried it at my home flat I'd have been extremely irritated.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Hannaah on 07 May 2016, 06:56:49 pm

I'm sure they don't care some of them just like touching your stuff. Happens to me a lot of I leave a client anywhere while not looking they'll start picking things up and going through drawers though I do make sure there is nothing identifying lying around where they could find it. Last week had a client ask for a glass of water was going to get him but he just waves it off and says he'll get it and then starts going through all my cupboards and drawers until I walk in the kitchen and get a glass for him. Not sure what he was looking for I don't keep my I.D in the kitchen.

I'd have flipped if someone did that to me. I don't let any clients in any room except the work bedroom and the bathroom. My space and they're not seeing it.  ;D

When they leave the bathroom messy. How hard is it to hang a towel back up or not get water everywhere?!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: sammy s on 16 May 2016, 10:21:50 am
Had a client last week who, when leaving, picked up my post that had been posted through my letter box during the booking and was like "so your real name is *****" and read my real name from the letters. He then text me after the booking to thank me and called me by my real name.
Really pissed me off!!!
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Fabulassie on 16 May 2016, 10:36:48 am
Had a client last week who, when leaving, picked up my post that had been posted through my letter box during the booking and was like "so your real name is *****" and read my real name from the letters. He then text me after the booking to thank me and called me by my real name.
Really pissed me off!!!

He knew it would.
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: Nia Hope on 16 May 2016, 11:18:00 am
When they email and say that they've been looking at your profile for ages and really want to book you but they're "Not ready yet"

Email when you're bloody ready then! This from a guy with a 6 year old profile and zero feedback x
Title: Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
Post by: TrashAzn on 16 May 2016, 12:30:33 pm
^
Lol the absolute definition of the time waster. Never actually makes a booking, loves email ping pong and dirty texts while having a wank. They just seem to think we sit around waiting for bookings and have time to just send them sexy emails or read all their crap about "Things I want to do when we meet which will be never because I'm a tight wad". If nobody is interested in a booking that day I'll get some shopping done or Uni projects maybe hang out with my boyfriend and friends. I'm not that pathetic that I sit in begging people to book me and neither is anybody else.

Lately the clients that are bugging me are the overly nervous or over zealous ones. For example they make the booking you've pencilled it on to the calendar it's all sorted but they just don't leave you alone for the whole time until the booking. I don't mind questions and clarifications to a degree I understand some are maybe booking some company for the first time and they don't understand everything about how it works but some feel the need to constantly text me about how they can't wait until they see me in three days and they are horny thinking about it. Like they feel once they have booked then sending texts to build up anticipation is just part of it. It's so freaking special to these guys and they