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Jadebear

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3165 on: 20 September 2020, 10:58:46 pm »
Ask for a shower before a 15 min booking. Just me or is that unreasonable?

Hahaha i would've included it in his time! Oh sorry, 8 minutes left to go. And goodbye!

fallen angel

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3166 on: 21 September 2020, 12:03:28 pm »

Too right, bloody cheapskates wanting to mess up your bathroom, use hot water and towels for a booking that is already hardly worth your while!

saltysweet

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3167 on: 21 September 2020, 12:07:40 pm »
Hot, soapy flannel with dettol on, give him a quick nurse-rub job done.
If you're really posh, savlon.
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fallen angel

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3168 on: 21 September 2020, 12:19:53 pm »
Hot, soapy flannel with dettol on, give him a quick nurse rub job done.
If you're really posh, savlon.

Haha SS you do make me laugh with your no nonsense approach and getting the dettol out!
Going to make it sting but great for the sadists amongst us lol.
Something along those lines definitely a good idea though

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3169 on: 21 September 2020, 12:31:13 pm »
 ;D

Dynamite Doll

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3170 on: 21 September 2020, 01:38:56 pm »
Hahaha i would've included it in his time! Oh sorry, 8 minutes left to go. And goodbye!

hahaha that I would do.

fallen angel

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3171 on: 21 September 2020, 05:34:59 pm »

Getting a huge increase in guys contacting me in the complete opposite way to stated on my profile, it seems if you ask them not to do a certain thing that's precisely what they will do!
 Pretty sure it is just to try and wind me up or maybe they think in these strange times we will accept any old shit despite what our profiles say.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3172 on: 22 September 2020, 04:20:43 pm »
Getting a huge increase in guys contacting me in the complete opposite way to stated on my profile, it seems if you ask them not to do a certain thing that's precisely what they will do!
 Pretty sure it is just to try and wind me up or maybe they think in these strange times we will accept any old shit despite what our profiles say.

I swear we are being trolled by bored blokes sometimes, if you have you don't do something, they want to send a ridiculous message starting with 'I want to book you to do it'.

Since I put up that I am not interested in hardsports I have had a few emails asking me to crap and fart on them......grrrrrr


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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3173 on: 23 September 2020, 07:34:29 pm »
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Getting a huge increase in guys contacting me in the complete opposite way to stated on my profile, it seems if you ask them not to do a certain thing that's precisely what they will do!
 Pretty sure it is just to try and wind me up or maybe they think in these strange times we will accept any old shit despite what our profiles say.

I don't take bookings by text and I say so on my ads, this week I've literally had 3 guys ask why I say I don't reply to texts...by text  :FF

fallen angel

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3174 on: 28 September 2020, 10:07:10 am »
I don't take bookings by text and I say so on my ads, this week I've literally had 3 guys ask why I say I don't reply to texts...by text  :FF

Unbelievable aren't they!?  I really can't decide if they are just bored and trying to be annoying or plain stupid!

Well I had some success, after ignoring texts on two occasions from one guy he finally fell into line and called me today  ;D

Unfortunately he sounded like a young gangsta chav  and most likely a time waster ... so declined the booking anyway ... but at least it proves that this type of screening is useful.

TantricTease

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3175 on: 28 September 2020, 11:48:22 am »
Unbelievable aren't they!?  I really can't decide if they are just bored and trying to be annoying or plain stupid!

Well I had some success, after ignoring texts on two occasions from one guy he finally fell into line and called me today  ;D

Unfortunately he sounded like a young gangsta chav  and most likely a time waster ... so declined the booking anyway ... but at least it proves that this type of screening is useful.

I insist on a call to book and the amount of men that try and bypass this, like I’m fucking daft and I’m just gonna say “fuck my security procedure, just come up”, one guy said his speaker on his phone was broke and this was the same thing he said 4 months ago, I texted “instead of spending cash on hookers then perhaps you should buy a phone, I’m not interested in your reasons, no call means no booking”, and he said “please babe”, I replied “please fuck off and then blocked the cunt.

I also had a guy last week say, when he called, “so what’s the issue with the calling, is this to check if I’m Scottish or what”, nowhere on my profile does it say men have to be Scottish, I was a bit annoyed because he shouldn’t question my procedure and because he annoyed me before I had even met him then I didn’t see him, I’m still annoyed now about it, it was the way he said it 🙄

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3176 on: 29 September 2020, 02:02:31 am »
Hate when they ask really personal questions! Find myself creating personas I can’t remember when they come back !

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3177 on: 29 September 2020, 07:49:54 am »
I insist on a call to book and the amount of men that try and bypass this, like I’m fucking daft and I’m just gonna say “fuck my security procedure, just come up”, one guy said his speaker on his phone was broke and this was the same thing he said 4 months ago, I texted “instead of spending cash on hookers then perhaps you should buy a phone, I’m not interested in your reasons, no call means no booking”, and he said “please babe”, I replied “please fuck off and then blocked the cunt.

I also had a guy last week say, when he called, “so what’s the issue with the calling, is this to check if I’m Scottish or what”, nowhere on my profile does it say men have to be Scottish, I was a bit annoyed because he shouldn’t question my procedure and because he annoyed me before I had even met him then I didn’t see him, I’m still annoyed now about it, it was the way he said it 🙄

You dodged a bullet there, I think. You shouldn't have to see arseholes like this if you don't want to. That's why you have your screening protocol, so these morons trip themselves up before you have the displeasure of meeting them  :)
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3178 on: 01 October 2020, 01:56:21 pm »
texting/Whatsapping question marks minutes  after their initial message because you haven’t responded to them within 30 seconds, so effing rude.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3179 on: 01 October 2020, 02:46:53 pm »
Exist  :(