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Phoenix

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #495 on: 21 July 2015, 02:55:51 am »
..When they ask "How tall are you?" as an add-on question. Maybe it's just me, but I think it's a ridiculous question and a silly stipulation.

 I mean, I'll be fucking him on his bed, not doing the bloody foxtrot  at a wedding >:(
(Yes, I'm a short-Arse  ;D )

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« Reply #496 on: 21 July 2015, 10:58:07 am »
Contacted by someone from AW who wanted a booking at 11.30, not a problem I email him back asking that he text me that way I can verify my address.

He emails back saying he only has his personal phone on him can he book via email, no can do I respond you have no feedback and have only been registered with AW for the last two weeks.

Lets see if he emails me back.

Wailing Banshee

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #497 on: 21 July 2015, 02:03:21 pm »
Rest their foreheads on your pubic bone whilst giving oral. It Effing hurts!

Jenny 2

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« Reply #498 on: 21 July 2015, 02:17:12 pm »
Talk endless fabricated bullshit that is meant to impress me.............(but just goes over my head as I smile with feigned interest).......... I mean do I care that you bumped into or saw some D list
celebrity ? 

Following on from that those that talk to me about other working girls they've seen and good or bad experiences.  Someone once came to see me and kept telling me how fantastic some woman was .............. I felt like saying well why the hell aren't you sat in hers right now instead of here !!!! 

Don't get me wrong girls, I'm nothing but pleased for others in the business but when someone spends nearly the whole hour going on and on about so and so............ it starts to get a bit OTT!!!

I hate it when they go on about how someone else has done this or done that and given them everything under the sun (that I don't offer............)............... I almost think they're boundary pushing but it never works with me! 

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cheesypeas

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« Reply #499 on: 21 July 2015, 04:36:15 pm »
I'm repeating....'it's on the website' like 4 times
before they understand the words.
Their brains seem primed to understand only, 'yes', 'no' and 'now'.
Brain: clicks...whirrs...click...whirr....clunk...

Then a pause before they comprehend I'm
not going to answer any more questions.
Brain: clicks...whirrs...click...whirr...clunk....


Random idle thoughs...Can I manage 100 sit ups a day for a year...?

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #500 on: 21 July 2015, 05:15:11 pm »
..When they ask "How tall are you?" as an add-on question. Maybe it's just me, but I think it's a ridiculous question and a silly stipulation.

 I mean, I'll be fucking him on his bed, not doing the bloody foxtrot  at a wedding >:(
(Yes, I'm a short-Arse  ;D )

I'm 5'8, I do say that on my profile, whenever they ask me how tall I am I automatically assume they dont want to see me because I'm too tall, especially with my heels on. I'm usually right. But as phoenix says, we'll be lying down, so what difference does it make?

And yes, 'what services do you offer?' You want me to list everything that I offer? Even though it's clearly displayed on my profile and you had to go past that piece of information to get to my phone number!!! :FF

Fabulassie

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #501 on: 21 July 2015, 05:22:20 pm »
..When they ask "How tall are you?" as an add-on question. Maybe it's just me, but I think it's a ridiculous question and a silly stipulation.

 I mean, I'll be fucking him on his bed, not doing the bloody foxtrot  at a wedding >:(
(Yes, I'm a short-Arse  ;D )

I'm 5'8, I do say that on my profile, whenever they ask me how tall I am I automatically assume they dont want to see me because I'm too tall, especially with my heels on. I'm usually right. But as phoenix says, we'll be lying down, so what difference does it make?

And yes, 'what services do you offer?' You want me to list everything that I offer? Even though it's clearly displayed on my profile and you had to go past that piece of information to get to my phone number!!! :FF

It's a lot easier to answer than "what don't you do." I suppose I should just say "I don't do bareback" and leave it at that. If they need more specific information they can ask.

But by then the damage is usually done and I am thinking of how to get off the phone.

Midsstudent

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #502 on: 21 July 2015, 05:50:55 pm »
Putting their weight on you during doggy. Someone did that to me the other day then asked me to play with myself while he was at it!!

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« Reply #503 on: 21 July 2015, 07:33:45 pm »
I've noticed something recently. Some clients email, having clearly read everything they can about me. Whereas the majority who call have somehow managed to find my number, but then ask where I am, what I do, what I look like etc., and just mumble something about time or internet connections if I asked if they haven't looked at my profile. It's vexing!
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« Reply #504 on: 21 July 2015, 10:10:41 pm »
when they try so hard to nut twice knowing fully well that they cannot nut twice  :FF especially at a certain age. they would pound away then finally stop and say "Oh i don't think I can cum again" im here thinking "Then why bother then?" with my now swollen and sore vagina after being pounded non stop  >:( gosh. and then they have the cheek to say "I usually can't nut twice" >:( >:( >:( why start something you know you can't finish man ::) it's even worse when they wait till the last 10 minutes as well. Smh

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« Reply #505 on: 22 July 2015, 12:41:13 am »
When they do that thing of going in and out during sex, it's when they accidentally hit the bit between the front and back, like banging into a brick wall, really annoys me as it can really hurt and I've especially found after the booking it can sting for ages, next day too so I always ask them to please just keep inside ::).

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« Reply #506 on: 24 July 2015, 08:25:51 pm »
call me 14 times in one day for a half hour booking its like i dont have days off to them
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Emma_C

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« Reply #507 on: 25 July 2015, 01:33:12 pm »
Keep rubbing my butt cheeks hard so it pulls on them & pumps air up my twot.

Clarabella

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« Reply #508 on: 25 July 2015, 03:07:53 pm »
I HATE it when they pull all the way out and push air into me too.  And when they turn into animals and start pumping all over the place and they don't care that they could so easily go up your back side and really hurt you unless you tell them to be careful.  Really annoys me.  I hate that I have to tell them to be respectful and careful when doing doggy. 

Another thing that grinds my gears whilst in doggy, is that they think it's ok to rub and stick a finger in your butt hole just because it's 'there'.  Why the hell can't they ask first?  Not everyone likes or wants it.  None of them ask, 'is this ok?'.  They just go ahead and help their bloody selves. 


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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #509 on: 25 July 2015, 03:40:38 pm »
It states very clearly in my profile I don't do anal, so if they even so much as come near it, with a finger, a tongue, a dick, anything, I'll slap it away and tell them "No entry" in there!!
Not that it keeps them from trying though  ::)
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