Author Topic: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!! (Read 741254 times)

Iluvcats · « **Reply #930 on:** 14 February 2016, 06:39:53 pm »

Quote from: Shewolf on 14 February 2016, 06:34:35 pm

Alternatively, it could be that they think they are paying us too much for x hour (s) of their wonderful company (when we should probably be paying them) and so want to get their money's worth over and above the original deal.

Over and Above is where it's at.

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I'd rather stick pins in my eyes than give them a freebie (extra free time) if i wanted to give free sex away i'd pick up a gorgeous looking guy to my own taste 😜

Nia Hope · « **Reply #931 on:** 15 February 2016, 02:39:02 pm »

When they tell you they are looking for someone to book regularly long term, just make a booking!

Fabulassie · « **Reply #932 on:** 15 February 2016, 03:24:13 pm »

Quote from: Nia Hope on 15 February 2016, 02:39:02 pm

When they tell you they are looking for someone to book regularly long term, just make a booking!

I cut those guys right off. "Oh, I'm sorry - I am not interested in anything long term. I like fucking strangers. Sorry."

KittenCandy · « **Reply #933 on:** 15 February 2016, 04:41:02 pm »

Quote from: Fabulassie on 15 February 2016, 03:24:13 pm

Quote from: Nia Hope on 15 February 2016, 02:39:02 pm
When they tell you they are looking for someone to book regularly long term, just make a booking!

I cut those guys right off. "Oh, I'm sorry - I am not interested in anything long term. I like fucking strangers. Sorry."

ahhhh i am going to use this one

Riverprice · « **Reply #934 on:** 15 February 2016, 06:59:01 pm »

i dont mind so much the guys who copy and paste their message to alot of girls (if they are looking for someone/something specific) but ..... come on... when you send me the same on 5 times throughout the year..... x

Kayax · « **Reply #935 on:** 15 February 2016, 11:50:16 pm »

When they tell you things that are blatantly not true...

I've had a few in the past....

Got one in particular who speaks complete bullshit but obviously I can't turn around and go "why are you lying", instead having to sit there, smile and pretend I'm interested. Also thinking to myself wow, this guy actually thinks I believe everything he says. Why are you going to the extent of making up stories in your head? Showing me fake pictures of girls he's fantasising over/knows + bringing along pairs of knickers that have apparently been worn but which blatantly have been picked up from Primark for ?1, please boy, stop....

Goodness knows what happens on the next meet... Pray for me.

Hannaah · « **Reply #936 on:** 17 February 2016, 09:42:41 pm »

Asking if they're the first/last client/how many you've seen before them. Drives me NUTS. None of your damn buisness!!

mysteriousGirl · « **Reply #937 on:** 18 February 2016, 02:54:44 am »

- getting attatched and trying to worm their way into your personal life

"if there's ever anything I can do to help you out then just let me know"

No mate. If I ever need a favour I'm far more likely to ask a friend or relative than somebody who's paid me for sex.

Never mind blurred lines, it's blurred boundaries

Jezabel · « **Reply #938 on:** 18 February 2016, 03:12:28 pm »

A client I saw a year or so ago telling me I had a bony ass. Said in accusing tone as if he expected my slender frame to hide a Kardashian type ass instead.

BibiofLeeds · « **Reply #939 on:** 18 February 2016, 03:32:19 pm »

Guys with psychological sex problems and/or erection problems that seem to think you can cure them!They send rambling emails about how fucked up they are after a bad marriage and how they can't get it up and they hope you have tricks to help..talk about pressure and unrealistic expectations!I don't claim to be a sex guru or therapist and as for Mr Floppy..er Viagara?!?

Hannaah · « **Reply #940 on:** 18 February 2016, 03:52:40 pm »

Quote from: mysteriousGirl on 18 February 2016, 02:54:44 am

- getting attatched and trying to worm their way into your personal life

"if there's ever anything I can do to help you out then just let me know"

No mate. If I ever need a favour I'm far more likely to ask a friend or relative than somebody who's paid me for sex.

Never mind blurred lines, it's blurred boundaries

THIS. I have a reg keep asking/telling me this it's like FFS I have friends and family who would help me if I needed it!!

BibiofLeeds · « **Reply #941 on:** 18 February 2016, 05:46:13 pm »

When you ask a client how long he wants to book for and he asks you how long do I think he should book for or asks what he will get an hour that he can't get in 30 mins.Oh just feck the feck off!!
Depends on his budget and whether he wants a fast furious probably come once or whether he wants it slower and more relaxed with more than one pop or whatever.Honestly sometimes it's like they cannot think for themselves or join the dots as to why we offer differing lengths of time..and mostly lets face it they are timewasters.

Jezabel · « **Reply #942 on:** 18 February 2016, 05:53:17 pm »

Yeh or the I'll book for 30 and see how it goes (don't think so sonny jim).

And the ones to firstly you try and pin down with a time, then they ask you about a specific service you don't do showing thereby they haven't bothered to even read the basics of your profile/website and are just spamming you and wasting your time

BibiofLeeds · « **Reply #943 on:** 18 February 2016, 06:13:50 pm »

Quote from: Jezabel on 18 February 2016, 05:53:17 pm

Yeh or the I'll book for 30 and see how it goes (don't think so sonny jim).

And the ones to firstly you try and pin down with a time, then they ask you about a specific service you don't do showing thereby they haven't bothered to even read the basics of your profile/website and are just spamming you and wasting your time

Yep and the ones that claim to have read your comprehensive website including your blogs but then say they don't know what to expect...my website has everything they could want to know including how best to book me!All my annoying things today are from the same bloke in his emails.

Jezabel · « **Reply #944 on:** 18 February 2016, 06:27:26 pm »

Quote from: BibiofLeeds on 18 February 2016, 06:13:50 pm

Quote from: Jezabel on 18 February 2016, 05:53:17 pm
Yeh or the I'll book for 30 and see how it goes (don't think so sonny jim).

And the ones to firstly you try and pin down with a time, then they ask you about a specific service you don't do showing thereby they haven't bothered to even read the basics of your profile/website and are just spamming you and wasting your time
Yep and the ones that claim to have read your comprehensive website including your blogs but then say they don't know what to expect...my website has everything they could want to know including how best to book me!All my annoying things today are from the same bloke in his emails.

Oh don't you just hate that I've had that today too. Right now I feel like saying its just you and your hand tonight (Pink you put it so well)

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