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cheesypeas

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #645 on: 26 September 2015, 03:54:13 pm »
Guys like to say...'oh the other ladies text their address.'
But I think their taking poo.

I know that some SW indy or not, text the guys to arrive
at a landmark and first come first serve instead of the
agreed time slot...as so many are TW.

Or make them wait an hour, turn off their phones etc
Lots will be no-shows so the genuine ones get pissed off.
That's why they're  obsessed with the full address to the point of rudeness.
And they will push till I decline the booking.
« Last Edit: 26 September 2015, 04:18:27 pm by cheesypeas »
Random idle thoughs...Can I manage 100 sit ups a day for a year...?

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #646 on: 26 September 2015, 05:10:47 pm »
Guys like to say...'oh the other ladies text their address.'



yes "other girls"

 i know couple and i hear couple stories from customers

 girls  do double  bookings, because have a lot of time wasters and  if she book  two of same time  she have bigger  chance somebody will show up ;D

next couple girls is hmm inside some "community"  3 profiles  for 6  girls in one apartment  and just who is  free take this guy who is before door ...

etc etc etc
Im looking  for apartment  in London

cheesypeas

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #647 on: 30 September 2015, 03:49:29 pm »
Had a very genuine, well meaning, polite, 60 year old if I enjoy oral on me.
Well yes I do..very much, but...
The image of an elderly guy's mouth touching me was a cringer
and I put him off.

Now getting a bit of sun  and fresh air :)
« Last Edit: 30 September 2015, 03:56:04 pm by cheesypeas »
Random idle thoughs...Can I manage 100 sit ups a day for a year...?

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #648 on: 11 October 2015, 06:24:08 pm »
When clients make a booking then assume they can come earlier Imagining me sitting down with nothing to just waiting for my phone to ring. How wrong are they. One due at 8.30pm wanted 7pm but have a 6.30pm with a reg. So he decided to stick to the original time. 


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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #649 on: 11 October 2015, 06:42:22 pm »
When clients make a booking then assume they can come earlier Imagining me sitting down with nothing to just waiting for my phone to ring. How wrong are they. One due at 8.30pm wanted 7pm but have a 6.30pm with a reg. So he decided to stick to the original time.

+1 I only have 15 mins breaks in between clients so if I'm busy, being early pisses me right off.

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« Reply #650 on: 11 October 2015, 08:01:41 pm »
When clients make a booking then assume they can come earlier Imagining me sitting down with nothing to just waiting for my phone to ring. How wrong are they. One due at 8.30pm wanted 7pm but have a 6.30pm with a reg. So he decided to stick to the original time.

The cheek of the 8.30pm  just texted me to hurry up he has not much time now. I'm not late.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #651 on: 11 October 2015, 10:32:51 pm »
I had an hour between bookings today.... Until the first guy was 20 minutes late and the next guy was 20 minutes early.

So much for a lunch break!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #652 on: 12 October 2015, 06:48:47 pm »
When clients make a booking then assume they can come earlier Imagining me sitting down with nothing to just waiting for my phone to ring. How wrong are they. One due at 8.30pm wanted 7pm but have a 6.30pm with a reg. So he decided to stick to the original time.

The cheek of the 8.30pm  just texted me to hurry up he has not much time now. I'm not late.

I told someone I was available from 7pm the other day and he said something like 'lets say 7:30 but I could end up being earlier depending on work/travel'... like I wouldn't be doing something else?! Or put another booking before his.

Why do they think we're just sat around waiting for them. The time I put between bookings is so I can shower/eat etc or if I don't have a booking until 7:30 I might make plans.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #653 on: 12 October 2015, 07:17:56 pm »
When clients make a booking then assume they can come earlier Imagining me sitting down with nothing to just waiting for my phone to ring. How wrong are they. One due at 8.30pm wanted 7pm but have a 6.30pm with a reg. So he decided to stick to the original time.

The cheek of the 8.30pm  just texted me to hurry up he has not much time now. I'm not late.

I told someone I was available from 7pm the other day and he said something like 'lets say 7:30 but I could end up being earlier depending on work/travel'... like I wouldn't be doing something else?! Or put another booking before his.

Why do they think we're just sat around waiting for them. The time I put between bookings is so I can shower/eat etc or if I don't have a booking until 7:30 I might make plans.



one time  was  happened  to me   he was 45 min  before   txt me  I'm outside   ...  me but  u  are really early he  well then i cancel  this   booking  you look  stressed ....

Im looking  for apartment  in London

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« Reply #654 on: 13 October 2015, 04:13:03 pm »
A classic a client books then changes the time which is agreed. Then comes at the original time which is an hour before. He texts me he got the times mixed up and will come back later. What was the point texting me this. I would have done my thing then phoned at the right time.

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« Reply #655 on: 14 October 2015, 02:03:21 pm »
I have noticed that I have grown very good at pretending since escorting, because most clients I see all do something to annoy me but they never know it.

My biggest pet peeve is when clients call me when I clearly state that I am text and email only. I have classes, so I can't answer the phone all the time and when my phone is constantly ringing all the time it distracts me from class and booking appointments in class through texts.

I swear 80% of clients can't read. I am outcall only, yet so many men who contact me expect me to be incall or get a hotel room for us.

I also hate hate hate when men try and barter for a lower donation. And they pull a line like, "cmon baby do it for me" as if I liked them and wanted to have sex with them THAT badly that I would give them a discount. I am a person, not a loaf of bread on sale at the grocery store.

Bad fingering is the worst, and some men just don't know how to do it whatsoever. You would think that men that old would have some experience but most just think brashly shoving a finger up there is gonna instantly make me cum, and speaking of cumming. I hate when clients expect me to cum and say "I really want to make you cum" so they go on forever and hold in their orgasm just because they are trying to make me cum. I know we are supposed to be selling a fantasy, but in reality it's just work for us and I think most of you will agree that it's very hard to cum with a client, and most of the time I don't want to cum with a client because it'll sortof cross the line between work and reality for me...if that makes sense. I only try and cum when I'm having "real" sex with a partner outside of work.

I also hate when potential clients pester me with a ton of questions through email or text when inquiring about my services. The basics like what I offer, donation, my schedule and stuff like that are fine but then some of them want to just get some dirty talk for free out of you or badger you to lower your rate and it's just so annoying. I hate having my time wasted, so I usually stop responding if they keep asking irrelevant questions like what I'm wearing and if I'm horny. They act like I'm just sitting by the phone eagerly waiting for them to reply and they are the only person I'm talking to. I have other people I'm trying to book and that's why I can't be aswering their dumb questions.

Second biggest pet peeve and last one on my list, is when clients just don't respond after leading you on. I don't know if it's just that they chicken out or what but it's happened to me so many times. Like, they will ask to see me and we book an appointment. I get all ready and waste my makeup and gas going to their location, they respond and everything right up until the moment I am outside of their place and then I can't get a hold of them! I text, call, email and nothing! And then some of them have the nerve to message me back the next day saying things like "sorry about the other day...can you come see me now?" ugh!!

Oh, just remembered another one. When clients ask to stick it in without a condom. Now, I know some ladies offer this service for an extra donation which is fine, but it's just not something I am comfortable with. To me, wearing a condom protects both the client and I from any unwanted accidents. So when they ask and I say no, some clients keep asking and asking and offering a higher donation. Are they really that stupid? They know I'm an escort right? Do they realize how many men I have been with? Now, I don't have an STD but in my mind if I were a client I wouldn't want to stick it into a woman who has been with multiple partners just to be safe! And I wouldn't want to get her pregnant either. I swear some of these guys don't think.

Haha. I guess it seems like I'm a really easy person to annoy but in the end it's work and everyone gets annoyed at work (;

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #656 on: 14 October 2015, 03:57:08 pm »
Those cock pics are one of the worst things to annoy me. As soon as I get one he is blocked. Second to that are when they ask me for a sexy pic to keep me going till will meet. Just had one of them requests of a reg as well. I am going to keep the cock pic and forward them on to the sexy pic requests now.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #657 on: 14 October 2015, 04:21:55 pm »
Yep clients who email via AW for a booking and then don't respond to my prompt reply or don't confirm as asked.Totally does my tree in because I've invested the time to respond and try and make it as smooth as possible.Regulars that start taking the piss,tell fibs and think you are stupid.Caught one out today that has been on thin ice for cancelling and taking 10 emails to sort a booking out because he keeps chopping and changing times.He did the same today after toing and froing agreed to he wanted a 12:30 booking then he tried for an outcall when we had already agreed to an incall then he nattered for earlier before finally cancelling all this via email as he reckons his phone his broken..I since found out this is bullshit its really because he no showed me ages ago..I never let on because he started to see m after a duo with another of his regulars.Anyway lo and behold my duo mate asked me to mind her phone and he then proceeded to book her.My mate actually cancelled on him as she didn't like how he had treated me and wasn't keen on him as a client (bad breath).I've made the decision to totally block him as well,just fed up of guys like this making it overly complicated and playing silly games.Not worth the money.

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« Reply #658 on: 16 October 2015, 10:32:58 am »
After you've already confirmed twice & then they still text & call. Creepy little time stealing titivators who are insecure perverts. Was just quite bunt & said "you are on the pester today aren't you." So he laughed & said "yes I suppose I am, so leave you alone" the penny drops.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #659 on: 16 October 2015, 11:26:24 am »
When clients make a booking then assume they can come earlier Imagining me sitting down with nothing to just waiting for my phone to ring. How wrong are they. One due at 8.30pm wanted 7pm but have a 6.30pm with a reg. So he decided to stick to the original time.

I had this happen to me on Tuesday I think it was, he arrived over a half hour early and bombarded me with calls and texts then had the check to text me saying he will wait till 8 before he goes when 8 was when we had arranged in the first place. He also put in a last minute request that if anything was setting me back more time so I ended up cancelling at the last minute because he obviously made me think he was going to be a really horrible client in person so he starts calling me a timewaster and the starts insulting me and giving me abuse. I don't understand how he couldn't see that it was his behaviour that put me off. I am sure that if for any reason he or any other client got a bad feeling at the last minute, they wouldn't think twice about not going through with the appointment.