Author Topic: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!! (Read 742641 times)

amy · « **Reply #345 on:** 23 April 2015, 04:30:45 pm »

Quote from: Siorse on 21 April 2015, 01:24:50 pm

They don't realise it makes your hair (well mine anyway) greasy, especially when they've just had their fingers down my fanny etc..
AArgh it does my nut in!!

It's not the holding my head especially, but I hate people touching my hair and I always seem to get one who'll rummage about doing fingering and whatnot then stick his bloody fingers straight in when I've just washed it. My hair is long, thick and wavy and it's not possible to run fingers through it - they just catch and hurt.

I told one straight out to stop touching it the other day after I'd already tied it back in a bun to keep it away from his rank armpits, and another a couple of weeks ago who decided to put lube all over his finger, stick it up my bum and then go straight for the hair. On both of these occasions I'd just washed it

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Fabulassie · « **Reply #346 on:** 23 April 2015, 04:32:55 pm »

I've stopped straightening my hair, which helps, but I hate when the rub their hands in circles in my hair, on the sides of my head. Like they're trying to fuck it up as much as possible.

I have a lot of long hair and keeping it out of armpits is hard!

cheesypeas · « **Reply #347 on:** 23 April 2015, 05:10:04 pm »

Clients who ring and go through the
verification process....which can be
quite lengthy then says, 'I've been before'.

So now a client's done the same thing
and I refused him as he didn't pass my
vets.

I asked him why he hadn't told me
in the first place?
His reply, 'I don't have to...'
He's been calling me daily for 4 weeks since.

Kay · « **Reply #348 on:** 23 April 2015, 05:57:53 pm »

OK, so this is a trivial one, but it's happened a lot recently - when they accept the offer of a drink and then don't touch it. Why? I have mineral water, sodas etc., and it's really beginning to hack me off that I keep wasting them. I don't begrudge giving clients a drink at all, especially in warmer weather, but I've become convinced that some just say yes for the sake of getting their money's worth. Grrr.

sugar · « **Reply #349 on:** 23 April 2015, 06:04:14 pm »

Quote from: cheesypeas on 23 April 2015, 05:10:04 pm

Clients who ring and go through the
verification process....which can be
quite lengthy then says, 'I've been before'.

So now a client's done the same thing
and I refused him as he didn't pass my
vets.

I asked him why he hadn't told me
in the first place?
His reply, 'I don't have to...'
He's been calling me daily for 4 weeks since.

Just out of curiosity do you save numbers or did the guy have a brand new number? Alot of guy automatically expect us to remember them if they have the same number since last time.

Siorse · « **Reply #350 on:** 23 April 2015, 06:50:49 pm »

Quote from: amy on 23 April 2015, 04:30:45 pm

Quote from: Siorse on 21 April 2015, 01:24:50 pm
They don't realise it makes your hair (well mine anyway) greasy, especially when they've just had their fingers down my fanny etc..
AArgh it does my nut in!!

It's not the holding my head especially, but I hate people touching my hair and I always seem to get one who'll rummage about doing fingering and whatnot then stick his bloody fingers straight in when I've just washed it. My hair is long, thick and wavy and it's not possible to run fingers through it - they just catch and hurt.

I told one straight out to stop touching it the other day after I'd already tied it back in a bun to keep it away from his rank armpits, and another a couple of weeks ago who decided to put lube all over his finger, stick it up my bum and then go straight for the hair. On both of these occasions I'd just washed it .

Lol that's actually exactly what I meant, mine's not curly, in fact I don't even straighten it it's that poker straight, but it gets greasy
really quick!!
But for some reason guys like to touch my hair/head, maybe they think it's romantic or something

Saying that, I HATE it when they hold my head when I'm giving them a BJ too, I take them away and tell them I'm perfectly
capable of doing it myself and don't need any help thank you!

Hard Candy · « **Reply #351 on:** 23 April 2015, 07:12:27 pm »

I have hair that once touched or the minute I sweat or if someone pulls it even for a second it gets frizzy, matted and the curls shrink a few inches leaving me with a fuzz head like Tina Turner crossed with Einstein. I then have no choice but to wash it n it will be sooo tangled up its really painful getting a comb even through it with conditioner on. The last thing I want is to then have someone else then go n mess it up again! If it were straight n silky then fine, I'd just brush it but I can't brush my hair. Only comb when washing. So once it's messed up that's it. I've had cum in my hair, lube, sweat, and probably spit. Gross. I do like my hair being pulled at times but I don't appreciate every punter messing with it. Honestly it takes a few minutes to have me looking like ive been dragged through a bush backwards and I know that swirly motion mentioned. I don't know why they do it cos their hands will get trapped in my hair!

sexyaliyah · « **Reply #352 on:** 23 April 2015, 08:55:34 pm »

I also HATE the hair touching. It's gross. I just tell them to politely stop with a little giggle. Lol I have this nervous giggle I have picked up when I work..

Things clients do to annoy me as an indie.. especially regulars, act like they don't do this or I'm the first escort they have ever seen and they put on a nervous act in the next five minutes they are all over me slobbering and kissing with there dirty lips and greasy fingers lol.

chloe94 · « **Reply #353 on:** 25 April 2015, 12:24:21 pm »

I don't mind cum, massage oil, sweat, lube on skin but not on my face or in my hair please!!

Going to start wearing a synthetic wig so I'll have to just say "it's a weave let me tie it up first" (not wig cos they might think I'm bald!), as oils would ruin it!
Then I will have something new to complain about: clients touching my wig

Oh and clients who use the mouthwash cap instead of the shot glasses I have next to the bottle, now between every client I have a new thing to do: wash the cap.
they can help themselves to any toiletries in the bathroom just not the mouthwash cap!

katrina · « **Reply #354 on:** 25 April 2015, 04:42:41 pm »

Quote from: KayHerts on 23 April 2015, 05:57:53 pm

OK, so this is a trivial one, but it's happened a lot recently - when they accept the offer of a drink and then don't touch it. Why? I have mineral water, sodas etc., and it's really beginning to hack me off that I keep wasting them. I don't begrudge giving clients a drink at all, especially in warmer weather, but I've become convinced that some just say yes for the sake of getting their money's worth. Grrr.

Agree its most annoying giving clients a fresh (un opened) bottle of water for them to just have a sip out of it and leave it on the side! A second hand bottle of water is of no use to anyone

Mirror · « **Reply #355 on:** 25 April 2015, 05:17:27 pm »

Politeness?Give themselves time to settle nerves?

I'm not bothered, tap water and a glass is no skin off my nose. I am usually offered drinks at other businesses, so it's not unusual.

DustedWithSugar · « **Reply #356 on:** 25 April 2015, 06:37:56 pm »

Lately I had a guy and when I was giving him BJ he was petting my face

Like touching in romantic way with his hands. Wtf?

katrina · « **Reply #357 on:** 25 April 2015, 09:24:32 pm »

Quote from: Mirror on 25 April 2015, 05:17:27 pm

Politeness?Give themselves time to settle nerves?

I'm not bothered, tap water and a glass is no skin off my nose. I am usually offered drinks at other businesses, so it's not unusual.

Being polite would be to say yes a glass of tap water is fine. giving them a bottle of water for them to take a sip then leave it is annoying!

DustedWithSugar · « **Reply #358 on:** 25 April 2015, 10:01:40 pm »

Quote from: katrina on 25 April 2015, 09:24:32 pm

Being polite would be to say yes a glass of tap water is fine. giving them a bottle of water for them to take a sip then leave it is annoying!

I think they're doing this just because of nerves, I must admit sometimes I'm doing this same when I'm distracted - if hairdresser is asking me if I want something to drink and then I forget about it. It's not meant to be rude, people are just absent minded, especially in nervous situations. They always do this same with me, but I doesn't bother me, it's less than 1?

Fabulassie · « **Reply #359 on:** 26 April 2015, 12:31:26 am »

Clients putting my legs over my shoulders and bending me in half. I am an old woman, not a fucking deck chair.

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