OK, so this is REALLY trivial, but it winds me up when a client grabs a handful of my (not cheap, and strong) Kleenex to wipe their cocks! Firstly, I have wet wipes right next to the tissues, and they're better for the job, and secondly, as they're good quality, you only need to use one tissue at a time. A small bugbear, but one that's growing...

I've got a regular who's really getting on my nerves lately.

Him: "Are you free this weekend?"

"yes, Saturday and Sunday, all day/night so far.

Him: "I'm working on Saturday"

"What about Sunday?"

Him: "Stocktake".

Then why did you fucking ask, idiot!? This is the 'nice guy' that kept texting me between appts as I've previously posted and I had to tell him to pack it in. I lost it today as this is the second time he's done this and I'm at a loss to understand why    I wound up saying that if he wants an appt to check his diary, book the appt and that I wasn't available to chat.  It's tyre-kicking and it makes me fume.

Nice little ego boost for him "she's available; I could see her if I wanted".  Perhaps I'm being paranoid, but perhaps he's been the one bad mouthing me and is checking to see whether it's working...hmmm.