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Jenny 2

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #705 on: 02 November 2015, 05:31:39 pm »
'Are you available for a booking on Friday?'
'I'm sorry but I'm not available on Friday.'
'Are you sure?'

'Are you available at xx:xx on Tuesday?'
'Unfortunately I can only do from/before xx:xx'
'Are you sure you can't do xx:xx?'

YES, I'M FUCKING SURE. I can't stand these idiots. Under what circumstances would I not be sure? Has the answer ever been 'Nah, you're right. I'm lying in order to not get paid.'

Love it!  Made me chuckle to myself! 

I think they get up themselves and almost feel snubbed that we are not available!  I think a lot of them think they are the one and only that matter !  Like we don't have other clients nor personal lives................... ! 

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« Reply #706 on: 02 November 2015, 10:08:48 pm »
Have a horrible cough at the moment so not working... yesterday...

Caller: Can I see you today?
Me: Sorry but I'm not working until Wednesday now.
Caller: Oh, why not? (not that it's any of his bloody business!)
Me: I've got a cough and cold at the moment
Caller: Oh I don't mind.
Me: But I do, I'm having some time off
Caller: Oh pleeeeeeeease.... I really want to see you (whingy child mode)
Me: Well you can wait until I'm better then
Caller: Just 15 minutes

I hang up. Dick.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #707 on: 03 November 2015, 11:45:01 am »
I hate it when they are a first timer i.e. have never ever met an escort before and I say please do not show up too early as I won't be ready.  Then they end up showing up twenty minutes early and they don't understand why I can't see them straightaway.

I think it is because guys don't take long to get ready - don't they realise women have to GET PROPERLY READY?!

Even boyfriends go weird like that, leaving the house quickly while we get our hair brushed and put our lipstick on.  We can't just get our things on and face ready in 2 minutes like men do ....  When will men ever learn!! :(

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« Reply #708 on: 03 November 2015, 12:20:49 pm »
One I'm slowly starting to hate and I don't think it'll ever stop is the guys you get who see you as some sort of weird Science experiment where they feel the need to prod and examine you. I'll be laid there expecting them to perform oral and instead they sort of just stare at my bits and poke their fingers around opening me up looking at it like it's an alien. I mean it's just the same as all the others I'm sure they have seen plenty of close ups in porn. After a while I'm just thinking okay one of two things better happens soon. 1. You stop playing with your food and eat or 2. You stop being fascinated with my vagina and find something else to do.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #709 on: 03 November 2015, 02:32:17 pm »
Can anyone explain to me the type of fingering where they don't actually penetrate you with their fingers, just sort of poke at the opening? It's so uncomfortable.

My biggest pet peeve is when they don't just stroke your hair while kissing but they sort of scrub it up and down like they are trying to give me an afro lol I had my hair done today and the client kept doing this, I was dying to just stop him and say 'pleaseeee you're going to make it all greesy!!!'
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« Reply #710 on: 03 November 2015, 03:24:21 pm »
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My biggest pet peeve is when they don't just stroke your hair while kissing but they sort of scrub it up and down like they are trying to give me an afro

This is also my biggest pet peeve ! Not only do they give me  an afro but they rub my eyebrows off as well and if that wasn't bad enough their version of dfk means eating my face...I've got a tiny head so I naturally get quite anxious.
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TrashAzn

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #711 on: 03 November 2015, 05:20:56 pm »


This is also my biggest pet peeve ! Not only do they give me  an afro but they rub my eyebrows off as well and if that wasn't bad enough their version of dfk means eating my face...I've got a tiny head so I naturally get quite anxious.

Maybe they thought your head was a lollipop. It's the only explanation for them doing that.

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« Reply #712 on: 03 November 2015, 05:38:28 pm »


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Maybe they thought your head was a lollipop. It's the only explanation for them doing that.

Great..i've now got the lollipop song stuck in my lollipop head!


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Jenny 2

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #713 on: 03 November 2015, 05:41:14 pm »
OMG Ladies you are making me laugh out loud but it's all so true! 

The worst thing that I've had happen is the ones that go down there and use their teeth (and I'm not talking about buck toothed guys either)!!!  I literally had to stop someone a few weeks ago for fear he was going to bite my bits off!  Sheesh!   :FF

As for those that say make an exception for me - agreed I hate that!  As though we're meant to have no other clients, no personal commitments, just drop everything for the great HIM!  I had someone recently begging to be 'squeezed in' -  I retorted with how disgusting - do you think I want a production line of guys waiting at my door!  Do one! 

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #714 on: 03 November 2015, 05:47:08 pm »
Sorry to resurrect this old chestnut - the offer of dinner (with the intention of not getting paid for it!)

Recently, I've had two fairly good regulars ask me out for dinner with the usual crap of lovely fancy place, nice food, drink bla bla bla bla and it's fairly clear from their talking that they're not intending to pay for my time.  It really fucks me off but perhaps I've laid my bed as instead of flatly saying no first time they suggest it, I just avoid the subject and hope it doesn't come up again but it does! 

Although saying that had another good reg ask me out to lunch - got out of that one by saying I don't do lunch as it's working hours and I'd hate to miss out on work.................................. 

Final rant - just had someone ring for a booking, last minute and again, as it's evening asked if I had eaten supper.  I said why ?  And of course he's suggested dinner (and not a dinner date but dinner before/after the booking)  I replied I don't do dinner, food doesn't interest me so I just eat whenever I have time LOL so no thanks to dinner but I'll still take your booking LOL

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #715 on: 03 November 2015, 07:12:32 pm »
Think my life is their buisness!!

I hurt myself last night so cancelled all appointments until further notice and got asked if it was a work related injury or something else and when I didnt text back called two hours after.  :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #716 on: 03 November 2015, 07:50:47 pm »
I hate it when they are a first timer i.e. have never ever met an escort before and I say please do not show up too early as I won't be ready.  Then they end up showing up twenty minutes early and they don't understand why I can't see them straightaway.

I think it is because guys don't take long to get ready - don't they realise women have to GET PROPERLY READY?!

Even boyfriends go weird like that, leaving the house quickly while we get our hair brushed and put our lipstick on.  We can't just get our things on and face ready in 2 minutes like men do ....  When will men ever learn!! :(

This. Totally this.
The guys who do this must imagine that we just sit around perfectly made up with the room ready and everything in place all day just twiddling our thumbs til they turn up. I've had to explain to quite a few that I time my getting ready-ness to finish when your booking is due to start. Maybe I should just start letting them in and explain that the reason my hair is dripping wet/I have no make-up on/the room is a mess is because they didn't have the courtesy to give me the time to prepare those things.

Jenny 2

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #717 on: 03 November 2015, 07:57:02 pm »
LOL we're on a roll today girls.................

Following on from the getting ready for a booking - ever had someone suggest he come even if you are not ready!  I've had the odd one say, oh I don't mind if you're not ready or I'll just wait while you get ready.........................

Me thinks no way - do you really want to see me in my civvies (whatever I threw on that morning), no make up, etc............. and no I don't want you sitting watching me whist I run around my flat with rollers in my hair and one leg in a stocking and one out, brushing my teeth and generally cursing you for being early (not to mention awful wind I've got today................ too much roughage LOL )

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #718 on: 06 November 2015, 04:05:47 pm »
Ugh, just had a right horrible bastard so need to vent!

So this guy phones me, sounded okay but a little on the cocky/arrogant side but as business is slow today i accepted. He said he either wants 15mins or 30mins but ask if he could decide once here. Again, business being slow i was past caring and said yes.
So he turns up telling me he's parked in a multi story. He was like "damn i really want half an hour but need the change for the car park, what can you do for ?60?" So i just said 20mins (i charge 50 for 15mins and 70 for 30mins so thought 60 for 20mins is reasonable).
He said that's fine. So i put the money away and started the booking. He was seriously tall, maybe 6ft3ish and omg he was so fucking rough! I feel like a damaged rag doll now!  >:( I had to tell him to calm it down and then half way though the cheeky twat asks if I'd do the extra 10mins for free so that he could have half an hour. I was fuming from feeling like a rag doll at this point so point blank said 'sorry but no, this is my job. I don't do it for the good of my health!'. I was just feeling that way out.
Literally can't wait for today to be ddone with, had enough! My bits feel sore and i just want a nice hot bath and a big glass of wine. Roll on 7.30!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #719 on: 08 November 2015, 01:14:49 am »
Chilling on the bed after they have cum with a small amount of time left. Maybe i'm just being a bitch? but it really irritates me when they do this. I had a client recently book a half hour appointment, came in 25 mins then had the cheek to lay their on the bed expecting some additional service or something, saying "what are you going to do to me now?" I was just a bit in shock as most men just get up use the shower and leave bang on time or politely inform me that they are just calming down for a few minutes. That's fine and all but this particular individual seemed a bit weird, supposedly wanting a hand job for the next 5 mins but it mostly takes them around 5mins to put their shit on and get out. 10 mins if they take a shower. So why he didn't just jump in the shower and leave , I do not know. Yes, I understand you want your moneys worth and all but let's not start something we clearly cannot finish. He clearly didn't want to use those final 5mins to pack up and go and It's funny because some refuse to have a shower in a 30min booking as they say it eats in to their time but oh how they jump in the shower afterwards to eat into my time. I'm pretty sure if a client books a certain amount of time he has to shower, sex and leave your presence within that time? ??? ???  So if you book an hour from 2, I expect you out by 3. I hesitantly allow an extra 10mins for shower etc in certain circumstances but even that still pisses me off. I think he was just trying to see if he can get extra time without me saying anything about it though, but then again he genuinely looked, acted and spoke quite thick so I believe something's not connecting in his upstairs.
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