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Emma_C

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #630 on: 21 September 2015, 10:00:05 am »
Tell me they are married in their emails. It's just their creepy little thrill of getting one over on their Mrs. Sod off!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #631 on: 22 September 2015, 07:19:23 pm »
Oh god yeah the ones that think they need to tell you they have a partner.
These types also seem to want to tell you what they do for a living and what they look like in an introductory email!Why do I need to know these things?Nearly always timewasters or dickheads.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #632 on: 23 September 2015, 05:46:01 am »
"You?ve done what I asked, thanks, but it doesn?t give me that floaty feeling I was hoping it would."
« Last Edit: 23 September 2015, 06:07:01 am by JoeySalami »

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #633 on: 24 September 2015, 11:28:05 pm »
Well, didn't end up as a client. But just had a booking made for an outcall for two hours in London in October. I asked which station was closest to his and he asked where I was coming in from. He then proceeded to tell me that it was too far for me to travel and he 'recommends' that I explain on my profile how far I would be willing to travel not to catch guys like him and others out.  :-\

Well, my reply to him was 'I apologise if this is too far for you. However, I have and do travel much farther. Thank you for the advice though.

And another thing, my profile states where I'm based, so why ask and then say I'm too far and make out that it is my fault for tricking him?

Some sort of crazy....
« Last Edit: 24 September 2015, 11:29:42 pm by Roxy101 »

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #634 on: 25 September 2015, 02:36:29 pm »
Clients who insist to give me a massage with lots and lots and lots of babyoil so I almost drown in it, and of course then stroke my hair with their oily hands. Had 2 clients today, both of them managed to mess up my hair with their oily paws  :FF

Expecting another one later on but put the babyoil away, no more oily back and hair rubs today.


Emma_C

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #635 on: 25 September 2015, 02:52:48 pm »
When they say they can't find a decent escort in the area, the next town, the county & the region  :o "dissatisfied douche" I'm going to call this dickhead I just had.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #636 on: 25 September 2015, 10:48:22 pm »
Clients who insist to give me a massage with lots and lots and lots of babyoil so I almost drown in it, and of course then stroke my hair with their oily hands. Had 2 clients today, both of them managed to mess up my hair with their oily paws

Oh gosh I feel your pain I've had this happen to me before and it's so annoying!  :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #637 on: 25 September 2015, 10:50:20 pm »
I hold the bottle and put a tiny smear of oil on
his hand and out of his grasp. I wear wigs so can't
be having them destroyed. ;D
Random idle thoughs...Can I manage 100 sit ups a day for a year...?

katrina

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #638 on: 25 September 2015, 11:19:48 pm »
*Some* clients do this and its so annoying:

1: Not just press the door buzzer lightly but hold their finger on it for what sounds like ages  ???

2: Then when I can't run to the door immediately that second, press it again in the same way  ::)

3: Finally they don't realise that when I press 'open' on the buzzer it means they have to push said door open   :FF

BarbaraB

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #639 on: 26 September 2015, 12:45:22 am »
 sms     You  are open ?  ehm no... so you are close ?

what make me crazy if somebody call me 10x in 5 min  without my answer or if i decide call with automatic message: hello please  txt me i can't speak now.... still called me ....
Dear, please when u will be downstairs just txt me and i will give you my room number.... So i will call u.... No please txt me, this is more discrete ... and  guess what of course calling

questions of my service or my price what is clearly write in my profile

this is really you in photos ?   no  this is my grandmama

and lot of other  things
« Last Edit: 26 September 2015, 12:51:42 am by barbaragoldilocks »
Im looking  for apartment  in London

BarbaraB

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #640 on: 26 September 2015, 12:48:35 am »
Clients who insist to give me a massage with lots and lots and lots of babyoil so I almost drown in it, and of course then stroke my hair with their oily hands. Had 2 clients today, both of them managed to mess up my hair with their oily paws  :FF

Expecting another one later on but put the babyoil away, no more oily back and hair rubs today.

pretty  good is  oil gel by Johnson Baby ... is not running around lol 
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cheesypeas

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #641 on: 26 September 2015, 12:55:22 am »
this is really you in photos ?   no  this is my grandmama

I like that one...I will steal it lol ;D
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BarbaraB

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #642 on: 26 September 2015, 10:37:51 am »
oh i  forget,  first massage: send me your address

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #643 on: 26 September 2015, 01:25:55 pm »
I wonder if some girls actually just send these guys their address just like that? Maybe they do hence why they try it out on you as well?

BarbaraB

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #644 on: 26 September 2015, 03:38:09 pm »
honestly i don't understood this, i did   in past for girls phone calls, and i just can't believe,  honesty my  security is in first point if i stay in hotel, i don't  sending post code..  i had couple strange guys , and  stalkers and  i don't want this anymore ... all time i say in my profile  something like I'm 2 min  by  walk from  Tower hill  station. but still ask me  of full address  withut booking  post code or hotel name .... after what  i clearly explain all is about my and his safety.  all time  i sending  my address hour  before  booking after  we  both confirm this ..... 
Im looking  for apartment  in London