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Clarabella

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #510 on: 25 July 2015, 04:09:36 pm »
It states very clearly in my profile I don't do anal, so if they even so much as come near it, with a finger, a tongue, a dick, anything, I'll slap it away and tell them "No entry" in there!!
Not that it keeps them from trying though  ::)

I'm the same. I don't want anything my ass.  I can tolerate a bit of tongue because they enjoy it, but I find it so rude that they think they can push their finger in there with no warning.  Makes me want to turn around and slap them  :FF

KittenCandy

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #511 on: 25 July 2015, 04:16:53 pm »
It states very clearly in my profile I don't do anal, so if they even so much as come near it, with a finger, a tongue, a dick, anything, I'll slap it away and tell them "No entry" in there!!
Not that it keeps them from trying though  ::)

nah it doesn't stop them from trying at all.some of them just do not understand the word no. have this one regular who seems obsessed with anal. always insisting that i try it, putting his finger in my ass (i had to tell him to stop like 3 times, eventually i just stood up and said that's enough, i don't enjoy anal I've told him this several times but he so thinks it feels good to me and i'm just playing hard ::)) either that or he just doesn't care and is a boundary pusher. always trying to lick my asshole  :-X sigh, i don't get this anal obsession. it's one thing to be obsessed with a woman's ass cheeks but when you start obsessing over the asshole we have a problem. my shit comes out from their, nothing goes in, period. My pu**y is tight enough.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #512 on: 25 July 2015, 05:34:47 pm »
Ditto being annoyed/perplexed with the anal obsession. I experienced this whilst online dating, too. It's as if as soon as they know you're a woman who likes sex, you're obviously also keen to take it up the wrong 'un several times a week.

Yet conversely, many men also admit that despite the tighter entry it's not all that, and a vagina feels better - they just get off on the 'taboo' aspect. Surely that disappeared about 30 years ago?!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #513 on: 25 July 2015, 07:47:20 pm »
Yet conversely, many men also admit that despite the tighter entry it's not all that, and a vagina feels better - they just get off on the 'taboo' aspect. Surely that disappeared about 30 years ago?!

Like with anything else, it's down to preference. I've slept with a fair few people who outright prefer how the rear end feels. Personally I vastly prefer it for my personal enjoyment, since you could park an 18wheeler up my vag and I'd hardly notice (not loose, just very insensitive). ;D

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #514 on: 31 July 2015, 09:58:22 am »
Going straight for the clit & just keeping the tongue there expecting me to enjoy it without trying to stimulate the rest of my lady parts.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #515 on: 31 July 2015, 10:09:20 am »
Texting me to ask if it's OK to ring me. Grrr.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #516 on: 31 July 2015, 10:38:03 am »
long emails going on about how good I look  and on  about wanting to see me yet no bookings at all  :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #517 on: 31 July 2015, 06:05:11 pm »
Going straight for the clit & just keeping the tongue there expecting me to enjoy it without trying to stimulate the rest of my lady parts.

Lady parts!
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Emma_C

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #518 on: 31 July 2015, 08:27:29 pm »
Going straight for the clit & just keeping the tongue there expecting me to enjoy it without trying to stimulate the rest of my lady parts.

Lady parts!

lol I thought I'd get taken the piss out for that!  :D

Erotic flower

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #519 on: 01 August 2015, 04:04:48 pm »
when the old guys say to me " I just want to lap up all your juices" I don't know why just makes me feel sick  :-X

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #520 on: 01 August 2015, 04:07:25 pm »
when the old guys say to me " I just want to lap up all your juices" I don't know why just makes me feel sick  :-X

urgh yes, makes me think of a cat or dog #wrong! And the "good girl" pat down - hate it!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #521 on: 01 August 2015, 04:57:02 pm »
When they ask my rates and then hang up. Seriously I must just give it away for a tenner.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #522 on: 03 August 2015, 05:04:07 pm »
When they ask my rates and then hang up. Seriously I must just give it away for a tenner.

lool. idiots :FF

kamila

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #523 on: 07 August 2015, 08:39:50 pm »
Client wanting 30 min outcall in other part of town. Asks how much. (I do not offer 30 min so decided to annoy him instead)
My reply "It's very very cheap u like baby cheap?"
"Yeah I like cheap lol xxx. How much babe. Tell me about urself. Thanks xx" (I wrote about myself in detail in my ad!)
"Me sexy very sexy yes. I tell price when we finish is ok? I bring driver is ok? Very very safe can join, u like 3samo? He is free no pay"
"no I don't like guys. How much for you"

... What shall I say next ? Lol

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #524 on: 07 August 2015, 08:48:32 pm »
"I'm very sexy baby yes and he free very safe he gentle baby yes?"