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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #765 on: 26 November 2015, 02:22:22 am »
What really frustrates me is when clients want to know what I'm into, or more specifically, my sexual fantasies.

I just had a numpty email what he wants from a booking AFTER I agreed to it on the phone. In it, as well as assuming I would offer roleplay and submission, he then offers for us to act out my fantasies. I know I am overreacting, but it angers me that he thinks I WANT to share and act out my intimate desires with him, a complete stranger. He's assuming that I have any at all! It is a silly situation; I allow strangers to do very intimate acts with me and I tell them how I like it, but it feels like too much of a line is being crossed.

I now need to think of a "fantasy" which requires me to do as little as possible. Maybe my fantasy is to watch a man clean my flat in silence for a solid hour?  ;D

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #766 on: 26 November 2015, 11:03:06 am »
What really frustrates me is when clients want to know what I'm into, or more specifically, my sexual fantasies.

I just had a numpty email what he wants from a booking AFTER I agreed to it on the phone. In it, as well as assuming I would offer roleplay and submission, he then offers for us to act out my fantasies. I know I am overreacting, but it angers me that he thinks I WANT to share and act out my intimate desires with him, a complete stranger. He's assuming that I have any at all! It is a silly situation; I allow strangers to do very intimate acts with me and I tell them how I like it, but it feels like too much of a line is being crossed.

I now need to think of a "fantasy" which requires me to do as little as possible. Maybe my fantasy is to watch a man clean my flat in silence for a solid hour?  ;D

This. Totally this.
I never know what to say when a client asks me what I enjoy, the truth being that I enjoy giving a great service, I enjoy getting paid and I enjoy getting positive feedback. In terms of positions, I couldn't give a stuff. As long as it's not painful I don't care at all. Great sex happens with boyfriends, not when I'm working. Obviously I can't say that though. Maybe I should just make something up and pretend I just love this random thing.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #767 on: 26 November 2015, 01:00:15 pm »
I just reply that I really like to give my clients a good time and make them come while I smile sweetly.The truth is if I told them that I really love to have my back kissed and stroked then I doubt they would find that a turn on.So I just make out I get off seeing them get off which is kinda true I do love to see a happy client! :)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #768 on: 26 November 2015, 04:41:07 pm »
What really frustrates me is when clients want to know what I'm into, or more specifically, my sexual fantasies.

I just had a numpty email what he wants from a booking AFTER I agreed to it on the phone. In it, as well as assuming I would offer roleplay and submission, he then offers for us to act out my fantasies. I know I am overreacting, but it angers me that he thinks I WANT to share and act out my intimate desires with him, a complete stranger. He's assuming that I have any at all! It is a silly situation; I allow strangers to do very intimate acts with me and I tell them how I like it, but it feels like too much of a line is being crossed.

I now need to think of a "fantasy" which requires me to do as little as possible. Maybe my fantasy is to watch a man clean my flat in silence for a solid hour?  ;D
When I get asked this I'm so tempted to say.
"I'd like you to arrive pay me, let me wear my pyjamas while I watch Netflix, you make the tea then leave"
And yes an hour of back and shoulder tickling would be amazing!
« Last Edit: 26 November 2015, 04:51:02 pm by Nia Hope »
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #769 on: 26 November 2015, 06:22:39 pm »
What really frustrates me is when clients want to know what I'm into, or more specifically, my sexual fantasies.

I just had a numpty email what he wants from a booking AFTER I agreed to it on the phone. In it, as well as assuming I would offer roleplay and submission, he then offers for us to act out my fantasies. I know I am overreacting, but it angers me that he thinks I WANT to share and act out my intimate desires with him, a complete stranger. He's assuming that I have any at all! It is a silly situation; I allow strangers to do very intimate acts with me and I tell them how I like it, but it feels like too much of a line is being crossed.

I now need to think of a "fantasy" which requires me to do as little as possible. Maybe my fantasy is to watch a man clean my flat in silence for a solid hour?  ;D
When I get asked this I'm so tempted to say.
"I'd like you to arrive pay me, let me wear my pyjamas while I watch Netflix, you make the tea then leave"
And yes an hour of back and shoulder tickling would be amazing!

A client once asked me what my ideal booking would be and I'm afraid I was rather unprofessional (but honest) and said pretty much this. He concluded I must hate my job. I asked him how many people he felt would show up for work if they were given the option of staying at home in jammies and still being paid and if he felt that all of those people must hate their jobs too.
There's no grey area with some people is there? You either love your job and want nothing more than to give them extra time and offer more services that aren't even listed for free or you must hate it and be really damaged by it. It's not possible that you don't hate or love it: it's just a job, you do it and mostly like it. It's not your dream job but it's preferable to most other things.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #770 on: 26 November 2015, 06:46:26 pm »
What really frustrates me is when clients want to know what I'm into, or more specifically, my sexual fantasies.

I just had a numpty email what he wants from a booking AFTER I agreed to it on the phone. In it, as well as assuming I would offer roleplay and submission, he then offers for us to act out my fantasies. I know I am overreacting, but it angers me that he thinks I WANT to share and act out my intimate desires with him, a complete stranger. He's assuming that I have any at all! It is a silly situation; I allow strangers to do very intimate acts with me and I tell them how I like it, but it feels like too much of a line is being crossed.

I now need to think of a "fantasy" which requires me to do as little as possible. Maybe my fantasy is to watch a man clean my flat in silence for a solid hour?  ;D
When I get asked this I'm so tempted to say.
"I'd like you to arrive pay me, let me wear my pyjamas while I watch Netflix, you make the tea then leave"
And yes an hour of back and shoulder tickling would be amazing!

A client once asked me what my ideal booking would be and I'm afraid I was rather unprofessional (but honest) and said pretty much this. He concluded I must hate my job. I asked him how many people he felt would show up for work if they were given the option of staying at home in jammies and still being paid and if he felt that all of those people must hate their jobs too.
There's no grey area with some people is there? You either love your job and want nothing more than to give them extra time and offer more services that aren't even listed for free or you must hate it and be really damaged by it. It's not possible that you don't hate or love it: it's just a job, you do it and mostly like it. It's not your dream job but it's preferable to most other things.

I am accused quite frequently of hating my job because I offer vanilla services, cause I'm very selective about who I see and cause I don't tolerate piss takers.

Fact is, I love my job when I meet nice people who respect me and what I offer.

But I will gladly admit to hating my job when I have to deal with the unsavoury part of it.

This is the case with anyone in ANY job.

People who say these things to us are completely ignorant and blindsided though.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #771 on: 26 November 2015, 11:59:41 pm »
What really frustrates me is when clients want to know what I'm into, or more specifically, my sexual fantasies.

I just had a numpty email what he wants from a booking AFTER I agreed to it on the phone. In it, as well as assuming I would offer roleplay and submission, he then offers for us to act out my fantasies. I know I am overreacting, but it angers me that he thinks I WANT to share and act out my intimate desires with him, a complete stranger. He's assuming that I have any at all! It is a silly situation; I allow strangers to do very intimate acts with me and I tell them how I like it, but it feels like too much of a line is being crossed.

I now need to think of a "fantasy" which requires me to do as little as possible. Maybe my fantasy is to watch a man clean my flat in silence for a solid hour?  ;D
When I get asked this I'm so tempted to say.
"I'd like you to arrive pay me, let me wear my pyjamas while I watch Netflix, you make the tea then leave"
And yes an hour of back and shoulder tickling would be amazing!

A client once asked me what my ideal booking would be and I'm afraid I was rather unprofessional (but honest) and said pretty much this. He concluded I must hate my job. I asked him how many people he felt would show up for work if they were given the option of staying at home in jammies and still being paid and if he felt that all of those people must hate their jobs too.
There's no grey area with some people is there? You either love your job and want nothing more than to give them extra time and offer more services that aren't even listed for free or you must hate it and be really damaged by it. It's not possible that you don't hate or love it: it's just a job, you do it and mostly like it. It's not your dream job but it's preferable to most other things.

I am accused quite frequently of hating my job because I offer vanilla services, cause I'm very selective about who I see and cause I don't tolerate piss takers.

Fact is, I love my job when I meet nice people who respect me and what I offer.

But I will gladly admit to hating my job when I have to deal with the unsavoury part of it.

This is the case with anyone in ANY job.

People who say these things to us are completely ignorant and blindsided though.

I do enjoy my job. I genuinely like the majority of my clients. Bookings can be fun. I often have orgasms. But it is still a job and I treat it as such. My mind is always focused on making sure the client is enjoying himself and the time, not my own sexual fulfillment. It's impossible for me to consider what I want sexually when a booking is just work. I enjoy bookings as much as anyone could enjoy their job.

I find it funny that clients expect us to be professional (in the sense that we aren't late for bookings, email back promptly, never cancel) but they want us to treat bookings as actual sex where we let loose and go wild.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #772 on: 27 November 2015, 04:11:02 pm »
What really frustrates me is when clients want to know what I'm into, or more specifically, my sexual fantasies.

I just had a numpty email what he wants from a booking AFTER I agreed to it on the phone. In it, as well as assuming I would offer roleplay and submission, he then offers for us to act out my fantasies. I know I am overreacting, but it angers me that he thinks I WANT to share and act out my intimate desires with him, a complete stranger. He's assuming that I have any at all! It is a silly situation; I allow strangers to do very intimate acts with me and I tell them how I like it, but it feels like too much of a line is being crossed.

I now need to think of a "fantasy" which requires me to do as little as possible. Maybe my fantasy is to watch a man clean my flat in silence for a solid hour?  ;D
When I get asked this I'm so tempted to say.
"I'd like you to arrive pay me, let me wear my pyjamas while I watch Netflix, you make the tea then leave"
And yes an hour of back and shoulder tickling would be amazing!

A client once asked me what my ideal booking would be and I'm afraid I was rather unprofessional (but honest) and said pretty much this. He concluded I must hate my job. I asked him how many people he felt would show up for work if they were given the option of staying at home in jammies and still being paid and if he felt that all of those people must hate their jobs too.
There's no grey area with some people is there? You either love your job and want nothing more than to give them extra time and offer more services that aren't even listed for free or you must hate it and be really damaged by it. It's not possible that you don't hate or love it: it's just a job, you do it and mostly like it. It's not your dream job but it's preferable to most other things.

I am accused quite frequently of hating my job because I offer vanilla services, cause I'm very selective about who I see and cause I don't tolerate piss takers.

Fact is, I love my job when I meet nice people who respect me and what I offer.

But I will gladly admit to hating my job when I have to deal with the unsavoury part of it.

This is the case with anyone in ANY job.

People who say these things to us are completely ignorant and blindsided though.

I had someone last nite accuse me of hating my job because I refused to see him for a half hour (I don't do half hours) he said he can only manage once in an hour so most of the hour would be wasted. I said I have plenty of clients who can only cum once in the hour but we make it work and make it last. I said your welcome to come and go in a half hour but the minimum I take to invite someone into my home to have sex with me regardless of how long it takes him is my hourly fee.

He said I must really hate my job to have that sort of attitude  ::)

Really? How about the fact that I know what does and doesn't work for me and that's all I'm prepared to do. If you don't like it, book someone else FFS! 90% of ladies offer half hour appointments.

As far as I'm concerned, a guy asking me for a half hour when he knows I don't do them is actually asking me for a huge discount but still my full advertised services....up to 50% off they are asking.

Why oh why do people continue to look at my profile and try to book me when they aren't actually happy with my do's and dont's? It's getting beyond a joke now.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #773 on: 27 November 2015, 11:30:23 pm »
What really frustrates me is when clients want to know what I'm into, or more specifically, my sexual fantasies.

I just had a numpty email what he wants from a booking AFTER I agreed to it on the phone. In it, as well as assuming I would offer roleplay and submission, he then offers for us to act out my fantasies. I know I am overreacting, but it angers me that he thinks I WANT to share and act out my intimate desires with him, a complete stranger. He's assuming that I have any at all! It is a silly situation; I allow strangers to do very intimate acts with me and I tell them how I like it, but it feels like too much of a line is being crossed.

I now need to think of a "fantasy" which requires me to do as little as possible. Maybe my fantasy is to watch a man clean my flat in silence for a solid hour?  ;D

Massive massive gripe of mine. I think it comes from a well-intentioned place, but my god. It's the delusion they have about their own desirability that irks me. Similarly, the ones who want us to actually cum or stress some importance that we enjoy it. I find it really creepy. Everyone who buys sex needs to understand that they're buying a fantasy, otherwise there wouldn't be money changing hands.

Like, I enjoy providing a good service and making people feel happy. What makes these guys think I want to share something as personal as sexual fantasies with them?!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #774 on: 28 November 2015, 02:11:32 am »
I am really annoyed by "black Friday" I don't know if the mass hysteria of the day has got to the guys calling me today but they all want special offers/mates rates ffs I'm not bloody Asda or boohoo.com, and even they have set prices that you can not barter over.

1 guy had the cheek to ask me as I'm from London "why I don't want to haggle like they do on the fruit stalls?" I told him "who the heck haggles for FRUIT for goodness sake it can't be that bad, and if it is I am the last expense you should have on your list MATE!!!!!". Another asked me if he can have his money back after the time has passed if he cant get it up :o can you believe it???? Because I am really going to do that right? I told him to keep his receipt after 28 days he can get a voucher or gift card  ;D bloody cheek.

Anyways now I have shared with you guys my mood has lifted now I can smile again lol I had to vent and let my rant out now back Netflix  ;)

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« Reply #775 on: 28 November 2015, 12:12:49 pm »
I am really annoyed by "black Friday" I don't know if the mass hysteria of the day has got to the guys calling me today but they all want special offers/mates rates ffs I'm not bloody Asda or boohoo.com, and even they have set prices that you can not barter over.

1 guy had the cheek to ask me as I'm from London "why I don't want to haggle like they do on the fruit stalls?" I told him "who the heck haggles for FRUIT for goodness sake it can't be that bad, and if it is I am the last expense you should have on your list MATE!!!!!". Another asked me if he can have his money back after the time has passed if he cant get it up :o can you believe it???? Because I am really going to do that right? I told him to keep his receipt after 28 days he can get a voucher or gift card  ;D bloody cheek.

Anyways now I have shared with you guys my mood has lifted now I can smile again lol I had to vent and let my rant out now back Netflix  ;)

I had someone try to haggle with me once and when I told him to do one, he started sending me abuse. I googled his number and found loads of things on him, the funniest being that he was caught stealing cheese and meat from his local supermarket  ::)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #776 on: 01 December 2015, 11:49:57 am »
I get really panicky as well when my clients start having a conversation with me as they walk into my building and up the stairs (until through both security doors) calling me Kendra out loud and asking if I've been busy today.

I hate being asked if I've been busy anyway cause it feels kinda yucky even although I know I'm freshly showered but I particularly hate them asking me this when in my building and anyone could hear them.

It's harmless though, they are probably just trying to make conversation but I would just prefer it if they kept it till they were in my flat lol.

I just hate when they ask if I've been busy today. Like why though ? Why do you want to know ? Why ? It just goes to show how much clients ask about your personal business. First it was what school do you go to? Where do you live ? Who do you live with? Now it's have you been busy? How many clients have you had today? Did you make a lot of money? I really wish they would get a brain and know when they are crossing the line. Yes it's good to have a bit of chit chat but for fuck sake :FF next time an idiot ask me personal questions I would flip out just mind your own fucking business. Sigh! Someone asked me if I was busy yesterday and I'm still pissed today. I just wish they would come fuck and go. I do not want to get to know you and you shouldn't want to get to know me. It should just be sex no? As I said small talk is fine, lovely weather, how are you etc but asking how many men I've fucked today is really none of your business and totally unacceptable.  ::) yes we are getting intimate but we are not familiars. I HATE THIS. I TRULY DO!!!!!!!

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« Reply #777 on: 01 December 2015, 02:10:53 pm »
Agree that I hate being asked very personal questions such as 'Are you married' 'What do your children think of what you do' How many clients do you see' etc,etc, I never ask clients personal questions. Yesterday lovely booking for an hour with a client I've seen loads and loads, I know virtually nothing about him and him about me, then a half hour booking who overstayed by 10 minutes to ask me lots of very personal things, it really annoyed me but I stayed calm and pleasant, I wish I'd have told him to stop being so nosey now because it made me feel shit.

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« Reply #778 on: 01 December 2015, 02:24:50 pm »
when they take a shower at the start and then put all their clothes back on
digging their nose right into your pubic bone when giving you oral

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #779 on: 01 December 2015, 02:26:15 pm »
Clients that ask what times you have available so you say for example 'I can do a 30 min or 45 min at 2:30 then after that I am free anytime between 4:15 until 9pm' so basically loads of time for them to book.Only for them to say 'Oh u was wanting an hour at 2:30'.So why not say that in the fecking first place...prat!