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MollyG

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #450 on: 07 July 2015, 11:51:44 pm »
annoying client calls and asks 'what time are you available'?

Me: what time is good for you?

annoying client: whenever you are around

me: erm 9 o'clock?

annoying client: that's not late for me. another time

 :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #451 on: 08 July 2015, 07:49:03 am »
they email you after your finished and your mobile is no longer displayed no availability sign showing asking are you free now?  :FF

Jenny 2

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« Reply #452 on: 08 July 2015, 10:16:12 am »
Ask if you enjoy the services you offer ..............

I feel like telling the truth - not really mate, but it pays the bills............. LOL

I mean would I really turn around and say no............... duh


nachos

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #453 on: 08 July 2015, 11:38:19 am »
Ask if you enjoy the services you offer ..............

I feel like telling the truth - not really mate, but it pays the bills............. LOL

I mean would I really turn around and say no............... duh


Lol!  Exactly!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #454 on: 08 July 2015, 01:44:23 pm »
Guys who say "good girl!" when I'm sucking their dick. Posh guys say it. Do they get that from having lots of dogs and horses or something?


i got my first "good girl" last night
kept doing it and stroking me like a dog i nearly burst out laughing
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Jenny 2

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #455 on: 08 July 2015, 03:24:16 pm »
Assume that I'm some form of 24/7 party animal/sex addict that spends all day shopping in luxury designer shops and only eats caviar and drinks champagne and has an entourage of cleaners following me round like some Princess and I only work at night and all night (when I'm not out partying that is). 

Along with that the assumption that I'm working every possible waking hour so by their calculation I'm probably on near on 10k a week and I do this job because I actually really really need the nookie...........

The truth is I'm always looking for a bargain when I shop in the High Street or online (never designer but only if it's on sale!), I hate caviar, I don't drink alcohol and I only work daytimes and most evenings I'm a couch potato watching tv in my pj's, slippers and if I really push the boat out it's a takeway pizza or curry!!

MollyG

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #456 on: 08 July 2015, 05:41:01 pm »

Along with that the assumption that I'm working every possible waking hour so by their calculation I'm probably on near on 10k a week and I do this job because I actually really really need the nookie...........


I get this all the time. Clients do a quick calculation based on my hourly and say 'you must be f**king loaded!'

This one takes the cake 'you're f**king loaded and you don't even pay tax!' I pay more tax than some of these tax dodging rich clients.  :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #457 on: 08 July 2015, 09:21:28 pm »
It's often assumed that I drive a sports car, or a German 'marque'.

Nope, I don't do finance, and I have no intention of chucking away a couple of years worth of income into something that has heated seats, a digital radio and parking sensors. I can upgrade the radio for a lot less than that if I wish, and don't feel any need for a flash motor. A car is a thing that transports me to places if I cannot walk, cycle or use public transport.


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« Reply #458 on: 09 July 2015, 10:33:05 am »
clients who say "oh but you don't declare this do you?" then give me advice on their ideas for tax dodging..
irritates me as I pay my full share of what I owe and I find it extremely patronising to assume I need advice on running my business! :FF

clients who assume I'm loaded, had one who was very surprised that I rent my work flat (why would I work from somewhere I own?!) and finance my car.
I might make good money but not enough to buy properties and drop tens of thousands on a car!

Clients seem to vastly over-estimate our take home pay. Expenses and tax eat into it quite a bit.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #459 on: 09 July 2015, 11:35:54 am »
When their back smells of soap but their arse crack smells of day old spare ribs left out in the sun   >:(
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« Reply #460 on: 09 July 2015, 12:37:06 pm »
Yeah I once remarked something about tour expenses and keeping receipts for my accountant and the client was incredulous that I pay taxes. Like he just laughed and couldn't believe it. I told him I have to pay tax if I'm supporting a family. I mean, the bill get paid somehow and how can I hide that?

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« Reply #461 on: 09 July 2015, 02:07:40 pm »
Great post, making me smile. Not impressed with the skid marks thing though..yuk!! Reminds me of an ex who asked me to wash his Calvin Kleins & they were brown at the rear!  :o

Tenacious text tennis really grates on me. Got it plastered all over my profile not to do this, yet they think they are the exception to the rule because they've booked an hour with me & need to build it up.

Jenny 2

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #462 on: 09 July 2015, 06:18:49 pm »
clients who say "oh but you don't declare this do you?" then give me advice on their ideas for tax dodging..
irritates me as I pay my full share of what I owe and I find it extremely patronising to assume I need advice on running my business! :FF

clients who assume I'm loaded, had one who was very surprised that I rent my work flat (why would I work from somewhere I own?!) and finance my car.
I might make good money but not enough to buy properties and drop tens of thousands on a car!

Clients seem to vastly over-estimate our take home pay. Expenses and tax eat into it quite a bit.

Exactly !!!  I actually had someone once almost snarl at me accusingly and say "it's all right for you as you don't pay tax do you?"............. this was actually said with a real bitter tone and I retorted "Of course I do!  Why on earth would I want to live on my wits not paying taxes etc, I mean I want to be in the system at my age ............... "

I don't think he even believed me you know...............

They seem to think we're all a bunch of airheads who do nothing but squander our earnings and live a fancy lifestyle ...............

I've had clients want to meet me outside hotels to see what I drive.............. funny thing is I hide mine far away and watch hilariously as they gaze at each flash car pulling up expecting me to jump out -

Agree with others here, why would I want to waste my good earnings on a flash car when all I want is something to take me from A to B as economically as possible! 

Emma_C

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #463 on: 09 July 2015, 07:56:20 pm »
Snogging & grabbing as soon as you walk through the door. Er cash first then a quick chat. I'm not one of those synths like on the channel 4 "Humans" programme!!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #464 on: 09 July 2015, 08:23:41 pm »
I had an outcall to a hotel on Monday and was giving him a bj for ages then like a lot do, he asks me what I like. I said shall we have sex maybe. He said ok as he wanted to please me but he wanted to finish on my tits. So we had sex doggy then he pulled out and I continued playing with myself as earlier he said he liked that but then he came in the condom. So he started saying that he didn't actually want sex and that he's paying me to satisfy him not the other way round! I said why did you ask me a few times then what I like??

I know he was disappointed at the tits thing but he didn't say he was about to come and should've asked me straight away to turn around. That's the first time someone's moaned at me for 'enjoying' it. He said sorry and we kind of made up but don't think I would see him again.