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Siorse

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #165 on: 13 December 2014, 07:46:07 pm »
Not wipe their feet when they come in!!!!!  :FF
I just spent half an hour scrubbing my carpet coz a guy came in with his workie-boots, with fuckin shit on them  >:(
Raging... !!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #166 on: 14 December 2014, 02:31:55 pm »
Not wipe their feet when they come in!!!!!  :FF
I just spent half an hour scrubbing my carpet coz a guy came in with his workie-boots, with fuckin shit on them  >:(
Raging... !!

I would be, too! I'm lucky to work from a tower block of flats so they get plenty of opportunity for their feet to dry/de-muck before entering my flat.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #167 on: 15 December 2014, 09:34:23 am »
Don't laugh but just licked a mans balls and I think when he wiped his shitty arse he wiped to the front not the back  :-\ :-X

Siorse

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #168 on: 15 December 2014, 12:49:36 pm »
Ugh!!  :(  And I'm moaning about having it on my carpet  ;)
You poor thing!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #169 on: 16 December 2014, 03:30:30 pm »
Not wipe their feet when they come in!!!!!  :FF
I just spent half an hour scrubbing my carpet coz a guy came in with his workie-boots, with fuckin shit on them  >:(
Raging... !!

I hope you don't mean actual shit?!  :-X Or just the usual old dirt from outside like mud? Just I remember when I worked for an agency earlier last year, I had an incall (in another girls flat) and a client came in... and walked dog poo everywhere. I wanted to be sick as it stank. I very subtly pointed it out and I don't know who was more embarrassed! I just felt sorry for the poor girl who's flat it was!

Siorse

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #170 on: 16 December 2014, 06:38:57 pm »
Yeah I meant actual shit lol. I didn't realise until after he'd left, I thought it was just mud, and said to him; "Don't worry,
I'll let it dry in and hoover it up later"..
But then when he'd gone I got a babywipe and tried to wipe it off, and the smell just hit me, definitely shit!!  >:(
Not happy!
But I'd still rather have it on my carpet than lick it off some guys balls  ;)
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #171 on: 16 December 2014, 07:09:40 pm »
I had a 2 hour booking the other day and every time the guy decided a change of position was in order, he would jiggle my right breast  - rather like a grown-up ruffles a kiddie's hair- as a prompt.
I felt like asking him for an ice-cream for good behaviour at the end of the session  :-\

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #172 on: 16 December 2014, 10:00:51 pm »
I have a two hour booking tomorrow. He has emailed me loads already, changing time from 12 to 11 then wanting 10am after i said no I dont mind deleting the booking he can make it work. Then asking do I want him clean shaven or little growth as hd he doesn't want to give me stubble rash! Will I be wearing this and that for him. I'm thinking he may turn out to be a timewaster if not then hard work. I hope I'm wrong, he has a couple of good feedback, I know we take these with a pinch of salt, but loathed to cancel him now. I'm hoping he doesn't call to confirm at the right time...

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #173 on: 20 December 2014, 06:30:56 pm »
Bloody idiot shot me with his load in my eye!!! It was accident but I'm still mad as hell, with bloody eye and next client in one hour! Not the most sexy look I must say  :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #174 on: 20 December 2014, 07:46:05 pm »
Bloody idiot shot me with his load ineye!!! It was accident but I'm still mad as hell, with bloody eye and next client in one hour! Not the most sexy look I must say  :FF

This has happened to me before. Bloody awful! Try not to rub at it, and make sure you wash it out with lukewarm water.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #175 on: 20 December 2014, 10:17:28 pm »
Try getting rid of the smell when he shoots up your nose by accident or it dribbles into your ear :/

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #176 on: 20 December 2014, 11:11:21 pm »
Try getting rid of the smell when he shoots up your nose by accident or it dribbles into your ear :/
it's so true, that guy who shot me in the eye, he managed to get his cum even inside of my nose! smell is awful!

BJC, thanks for advice, washing with water really helped  :)

Lil Lolita

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #177 on: 22 December 2014, 12:42:42 pm »
Try getting rid of the smell when he shoots up your nose by accident or it dribbles into your ear :/
it's so true, that guy who shot me in the eye, he managed to get his cum even inside of my nose! smell is awful!

BJC, thanks for advice, washing with water really helped  :)

I like to carry some hypoallergenic eye drops with me as well in case this happens. I wash with lukewarm water, then apply 1-2 eyedrops, they will definitely soothe the eye and reduce redness.

But yep, that's happened to me before and very annoying!! What's worse is if you wear contact lenses; before I discovered the whole water and eyedrops thing, I went to the doctor not long after it happened and he gave me some prescription eyedrops... bad idea if you wear contacts, as it looked as though I had a fluorescent yellow lens in!  :o

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #178 on: 02 January 2015, 06:38:10 pm »
Apart from poor hygiene and the usual time waster, what upset me is the "Quizz Champion" type (I have a lot !) during a meeting. I'm usually happy to chat but these questions sound boring to me so I give silly answers :D

- Are you French ?
(No, it's only a marketing term. As you can hear it I'm chinese)

- Do you miss snails/frog legs/whatever the clich? about french food ?
(I'm vegetarian. That's not silly it's true lol)

- Do you come from Paris ?
(No, from a little village with such a name that even locals don't know where it is)

- Why did you move to England ?
(Because I'm hiding after a prison break, Interpol is after me)

- Are you married ? Do you have children ?
(No I'm lesbian)

- Where is your family ?
(in the garden, fertilizing the tomatoes plants)

- How long have you been doing "THIS" ?
(chatting to you ? 2 mn, I think it's time for the paperwork)

- What is your real name ?
(It's unpronounceable in english, do you speak parseltongue ?)

- What did/will you have for lunch/dinner ?
(nothing, I thought you were going to feed me)

Some of them stare at me shocked, sometimes it's good to be naughty ! :D

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #179 on: 03 January 2015, 03:50:34 pm »
When they deliberately take an age to get dressed.

Today, the next client arrived and left.  Not a happy bunny.  >:( And these bookings weren't even back to back.

Was very tempted to grab the rest of his clothes and throw them on the doorstep after half an hour.  He left insisting that he'd be back - I don't think so.