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Treetop

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #675 on: 17 October 2015, 02:32:54 pm »
"then I'm going to feed your pussy some cream without if possible!" Now I'm fairly certain that means he's asking for bareback, someone correct me if I'm reading that wrong?

Hmm. Have you got a cat? ;D

Hahahaha. I do have a kitten actually and it's the same client who saw his bowl and asked about him and then spent 20 minutes telling me about his two cats!  ;D

You never know some guys really like kitties! I had a client who used to bring my pussy dreamies and actual cat cream/milk ..... only time I've let clients give my pussy a creamy treat. ;-)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #676 on: 17 October 2015, 04:02:58 pm »
Ask me when i'm free then when i tell them I'm free at so and so time or free all day tomorrow they don't reply. I hate when clients ask this. Not sure if I should have put this under how not to book an escort.. It's like they have no interest in booking in the first place but just want to wind you up. I've started ignoring guys that ask me when I'm free now. If you want to book just email me a date and time and if it suits then we go ahead with it..  >:(
I know, right? What sort of a muppet asks questions like "what's your availability like this week?" What do they want - my week's diary on a spreadsheet?
I get this stupid question I them say only such a day and time is free now I'm quire busy so what would you like they often don't want you to do this to them as they are vague and just callers not bookers

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #677 on: 18 October 2015, 09:33:12 pm »
Insist that what I do is illegal and when I say otherwise they get extremely frustrated and argumentative  as they are so sure that it's illegal lol! How about basing your argument on some facts rather than TV and your own assumptions? I had one client even tell me that I should delete all message from clients off my phone in case I get stopped my police! Their ignorance frustrates me because it's like they refuse to do any research but remain in their ignorance! Ignorance without willingness to learn is being dumb! Cannot believe in this day and age people still think prostitution is illegal in England. Talk about being singleminded. Stupid Clients Annoy Me!!!!!!!

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« Reply #678 on: 19 October 2015, 04:53:48 pm »
Spend years getting dressed. Took 40 minutes for my last client to put his fucking pants on.His package wasn't that big. From now on I refuse to see people above 60.  :FF
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #679 on: 19 October 2015, 05:15:05 pm »
Ask me when i'm free then when i tell them I'm free at so and so time or free all day tomorrow they don't reply. I hate when clients ask this. Not sure if I should have put this under how not to book an escort.. It's like they have no interest in booking in the first place but just want to wind you up. I've started ignoring guys that ask me when I'm free now. If you want to book just email me a date and time and if it suits then we go ahead with it..  >:(
I know, right? What sort of a muppet asks questions like "what's your availability like this week?" What do they want - my week's diary on a spreadsheet?
I get this stupid question I them say only such a day and time is free now I'm quire busy so what would you like they often don't want you to do this to them as they are vague and just callers not bookers

At the moment I keep getting "are you working today?"
I say "yes". They ask when I'm available.....I say I'm working until 9pm and when they know a definite time then to let me know
They don't ring back!

In my experience if someone is serious about booking they will ask if I'm available at a specific time rather than all this vagueness!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #680 on: 19 October 2015, 05:58:57 pm »
Insist that what I do is illegal and when I say otherwise they get extremely frustrated and argumentative  as they are so sure that it's illegal lol! How about basing your argument on some facts rather than TV and your own assumptions? I had one client even tell me that I should delete all message from clients off my phone in case I get stopped my police! Their ignorance frustrates me because it's like they refuse to do any research but remain in their ignorance! Ignorance without willingness to learn is being dumb! Cannot believe in this day and age people still think prostitution is illegal in England. Talk about being singleminded. Stupid Clients Annoy Me!!!!!!!
We're you tempted to tell them it might be illegal  to be calling you what paranoid jackasses! !

geordie

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #681 on: 20 October 2015, 04:59:41 pm »
Ask me to recommend someone! Really grinds my gears. Most of the time they don't mention any particular type/services so I don't know how they expect me to know who they'd like anyway. Surely it would be easier to pop on a punting forum and ask them instead of emailing/ringing random escorts to recommend someone. I'm not shagging other escorts either so I've got no idea whether they'd be any good or not!

Needed a rant there  ;D

KittenCandy

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #682 on: 20 October 2015, 06:49:09 pm »
Insist that what I do is illegal and when I say otherwise they get extremely frustrated and argumentative  as they are so sure that it's illegal lol! How about basing your argument on some facts rather than TV and your own assumptions? I had one client even tell me that I should delete all message from clients off my phone in case I get stopped my police! Their ignorance frustrates me because it's like they refuse to do any research but remain in their ignorance! Ignorance without willingness to learn is being dumb! Cannot believe in this day and age people still think prostitution is illegal in England. Talk about being singleminded. Stupid Clients Annoy Me!!!!!!!
We're you tempted to tell them it might be illegal  to be calling you what paranoid jackasses! !
No because It might have just turned into a useless debate and I hate debating with stupid men that know nothing apart from how to put a cock in a pussy. I just kindly rushed him out the door to avoid listening to his ignorance any longer.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #683 on: 20 October 2015, 07:40:29 pm »
Ah yes!The odd cheeky twat who rings me up to ask for another girls number as they have forgotten it and I do duos with said girl..feck off and go on the internet am not their pimp!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #684 on: 21 October 2015, 07:23:40 pm »
When a client makes an advance booking, confirms, and then sets up an RB for that exact date and time!!

Plan B anyone??!!!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #685 on: 21 October 2015, 09:09:18 pm »
October, the month when spirits and idiots are the most active, well for me anyway. Seem to be attracting the forest Gumps at the moment.  :-[ 


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When a client makes an advance booking, confirms, and then sets up an RB for that exact date and time!!

Plan B anyone??!!!
If possible I would double book . Perhaps RB is just a plan B for him.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #686 on: 22 October 2015, 12:12:57 am »
Guys like to say...'oh the other ladies text their address.'



yes "other girls"

 i know couple and i hear couple stories from customers

 girls  do double  bookings, because have a lot of time wasters and  if she book  two of same time  she have bigger  chance somebody will show up ;D

next couple girls is hmm inside some "community"  3 profiles  for 6  girls in one apartment  and just who is  free take this guy who is before door ...

etc etc etc
Well once I had really bad day with TW and was so upset so next 4 were calling me I made exactly on the same time and... what happened? They didn't arrived but the 5th one ( one of my regulars) ring me and said I can be in 10 mins, he came and I made my hr at least. Usually I do not do multiple bookings but sometime if punters play hard I do play harder

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #687 on: 23 October 2015, 10:18:04 am »
Ask me when i'm free then when i tell them I'm free at so and so time or free all day tomorrow they don't reply. I hate when clients ask this. Not sure if I should have put this under how not to book an escort.. It's like they have no interest in booking in the first place but just want to wind you up. I've started ignoring guys that ask me when I'm free now. If you want to book just email me a date and time and if it suits then we go ahead with it..  >:(
I know, right? What sort of a muppet asks questions like "what's your availability like this week?" What do they want - my week's diary on a spreadsheet?
I get this stupid question I them say only such a day and time is free now I'm quire busy so what would you like they often don't want you to do this to them as they are vague and just callers not bookers

At the moment I keep getting "are you working today?"
I say "yes". They ask when I'm available.....I say I'm working until 9pm and when they know a definite time then to let me know
They don't ring back!

In my experience if someone is serious about booking they will ask if I'm available at a specific time rather than all this vagueness!

Indeed. From now on I am ignoring and deleting vague messages like this and I am being very strict about it. Messages like, "are you available tomorrow?", "I would like to arrange a booking" "when can I see you?" etc, would go directly into the trash folder. NO EXCEPTIONS!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #688 on: 24 October 2015, 08:31:21 am »
At the moment my tolerance must be low, everything seems to be annoying me. Maybe time for a wee break!  :FF
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #689 on: 24 October 2015, 04:45:04 pm »
I don't mind if they are vague asking about a certain day (i.e. are you available tomorrow) I'll just reply asking what time they were thinking. However, asking for the week/month etc is just TW tactics.