You know what, when they brag about being rich and having so much money, big houses and a swimming pool, and then don’t tip… I find it rude tbh, big arrogant knobheads.
If you’re gonna be so flipping patronising at least chuck me a £20 for the pain my tongues gonna be in from biting it so hard 😑

The particular dick who’s brought this annoyance to the surface was the 59min59second type and didn’t want to extend the time when I was sat smiling saying sorry times up, and he was begging for 2more minutes please, go on..

Gross. Rude. Tight fists wankheads.

Funny story ... I was out last night with a friend and called a taxi. I gave my real name cos - one - I wasn't working and two my friend has no idea what I do. Taxi came and I said taxi for (real name) and the driver said yes. Half way home, I clocked the driver was one of my favourite regulars  who dropped me off outside my house. He knows where I live anyway as I work from home and then he took my friend home.
It really tickled me once I got over the initial shock, so I ended up texting my reg to thank him for taking me home and said I hoped my friend tipped him well. He replied saying no worries, so it was definitely him. Hilarious 

When clients shorten my work name, it really annoys me (even though it's not my real name!!)

I have a couple of clients that always seem to wear brand new cheap socks when they see me, as every time they leave a trail in my bathroom of black "sock fluff"