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saltysweet

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3750 on: 05 January 2022, 08:07:23 pm »
Can’t quite explain why, but when they message or text and put your work name in “”
Like : hey “Eve” how are you? Etc.
Just makes me … hmmm what game is this. 🤷🏻‍♀️

So funny, I'm the opposite.
I take them more seriously when they address me by my name.
I think it's good manners.

But then I'm a bit of a Victorian with formality.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3751 on: 05 January 2022, 08:16:27 pm »
So funny, I'm the opposite.
I take them more seriously when they address me by my name.
I think it's good manners.

But then I'm a bit of a Victorian with formality.

I don’t mind the name part it’s the quotations around it.

saltysweet

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3752 on: 05 January 2022, 08:17:47 pm »
Oh sorry I misread... I see what you mean! I never had that, gosh yeah it's emphasising it's not your real name maybe ???

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3753 on: 06 January 2022, 08:31:32 am »
Not sure if this has been mentioned before, but when clients shorten my name it really annoys me (even though it's not my real name!)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3754 on: 07 January 2022, 01:13:54 pm »
When clients get my fake name wrong lol

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3755 on: 08 January 2022, 06:50:38 am »
During a text exchange with a longterm Client, I mistakenly signed off with my old Escort name. He's over the moon, thinking he's discovered my real name (always digging) and insists on using both Escort and "real name" in every exchange, separated with a forward slash  ;D

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3756 on: 08 January 2022, 07:47:39 am »
I never understand why some guys seem so obsessed about finding out our real name. If they keep asking I will never tell them.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3757 on: 08 January 2022, 02:30:07 pm »
During a text exchange with a longterm Client, I mistakenly signed off with my old Escort name. He's over the moon, thinking he's discovered my real name (always digging) and insists on using both Escort and "real name" in every exchange, separated with a forward slash  ;D

Lol that's quite funny

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3758 on: 08 January 2022, 04:22:35 pm »
I had the oddest thing Thursday. Well I dunno, it’s happened before but this just struck me wrong, smh. So he gets here, we do my little chit chat,💲, hand wash, bedroom.

He says, “What’s your name?”

Now usually when they ask that, they’re angling for your real name. He actually had NO IDEA what my name was🤦🏼‍♀️. I said well …. ummm. You went to my website, right? He did. It’s on every page📄, Bob. He’s not old, doesn’t seem the forgetful type….he just probably texted too many of us.

I don’t tell him ~ I say I’m not going to. If you went through all this effort to see me, the screening, the drive over here, getting the💲together, you can surely find my name?

He’s completely flummoxed.

I never did answer him lol.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3759 on: 09 January 2022, 04:34:06 pm »
When clients get my fake name wrong lol
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3760 on: 10 January 2022, 07:55:07 am »
I've had wannabes on the internet try digging for my name as well as clients. One wanted to know my full name so I told him I don't go by anything else but told him the name I use just to keep online sites happy. I've also had wannabes then try and pull the dodge of asking if they could name me. Like, what? One actually admitted later he was being a dick. I'm not doing that again and then next one who tries it gets binned because none of them have ever turned into a paying client. Nor am I ever going to tell a client my star sign. From now on they get a fake star sign. I had one late last year who began digging for the month then the birth. Oh no you don't!

I think a lot of these types have spent too long lurking cam sites with free viewing options and taken advantage of new to the game performers and have accumulated all sorts of abusive habits.

I hate clients whose only or majority previous experience has been online because they bring too many bad habits into the room. I find you can just tell because their brains are in lazy cock in hand ordering you around like a robot mode. The other clients I'm leery of are the ones whose only previous experience is whacking off to porn. I find they tend never to call again which is probably for the best but I may just block them in future because they're not worth the mental damage.

I find the system is full of fishing expeditions and poor training and other weird problems like you get with difficult clients which makes me wonder what state some men's brains are in even when they have job titles and a duty of care.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3761 on: 10 January 2022, 08:40:37 am »
I never understand why some guys seem so obsessed about finding out our real name. If they keep asking I will never tell them.

Funny story ... I was out last night with a friend and called a taxi. I gave my real name cos - one - I wasn't working and two my friend has no idea what I do. Taxi came and I said taxi for (real name) and the driver said yes. Half way home, I clocked the driver was one of my favourite regulars  :o who dropped me off outside my house. He knows where I live anyway as I work from home and then he took my friend home.
It really tickled me once I got over the initial shock, so I ended up texting my reg to thank him for taking me home and said I hoped my friend tipped him well. He replied saying no worries, so it was definitely him. Hilarious  ;D
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3762 on: 10 January 2022, 12:46:25 pm »
I had an enquiry for a Friday mid morning a few months back but I had contractors coming that morning so whilst I said I was available that day I didn't know FROM what time. Him - of that's ok I don't mind seeing you whilst you have contractors there. Me - you might not but my discretion is important. I'm declining your booking!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3763 on: 11 January 2022, 03:43:05 pm »
Like Tickle, I have a fake star sign  8)
One of my clients was born on the same day as me, but there is no way I would ever tell him that! He is the type who wants to 'be my boyfriend/let's get married' though. I don't think I would be as bothered if he was a busy married man with far too much else to think about.
I only tell clients about my pets if it becomes unavoidable (due to needing to rearrange a meeting/get home sooner etc) and even then I tell them a different breed entirely  8)

The less that random - potentially dangerous blokes - know about my real life the better.
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CelesteManchester

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3764 on: 11 January 2022, 04:14:11 pm »
I had an enquiry for a Friday mid morning a few months back but I had contractors coming that morning so whilst I said I was available that day I didn't know FROM what time. Him - of that's ok I don't mind seeing you whilst you have contractors there. Me - you might not but my discretion is important. I'm declining your booking!

I’ve had to push back meetings a few times bc of toilet/shower🚰🚽🚿issues in the hotels that maintenance needs to look at, & these men😡🤦🏼‍♀️ :FF are literally saying, “I don’t care if you’ve showered.” OR, I had 1 tell me it was FINE if someone else was there!!! Men are just getting weirder I swear.
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