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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1845 on: 21 July 2017, 10:30:08 pm »
I dislike clients, who take off his condom and drop it on the floor even in the heat of the moment...I find it very disrespectful towards the service provider.   :-\

I used to work from my home. When I moved house I got the removal company to dismantle my bed to take it out and load it on the van. They found three separate lots of chewing gum.
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« Reply #1846 on: 21 July 2017, 10:43:27 pm »
 Not nice, VC....:o :-\  Sorry to hear that.   :(

I had "Mr Skid Mark Man" this evening.  Several skid marks were left on several bed covers.    :-X

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1847 on: 21 July 2017, 11:36:29 pm »
Not nice, VC....:o :-\  Sorry to hear that.   :(

I had "Mr Skid Mark Man" this evening.  Several skid marks were left on several bed covers.    :-X
i feel for you on this one. It really is fucking repulsive!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1848 on: 21 July 2017, 11:38:33 pm »
Repeatedly beg for photos when you tell them there are plently on your profile. Fucking joke. Then they say but please it's me I'm a nice guy blah blah

If you were a nice guy you wouldn't be boundary pushing.

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« Reply #1849 on: 22 July 2017, 09:37:26 am »
i feel for you on this one. It really is fucking repulsive!

Thank you for your empathy.  :)  He glanced over one skid mark after he came back from the shower.  Don't feel like seeing him again unless he accepts having a shower at the beginning.   :(

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« Reply #1850 on: 22 July 2017, 10:40:03 am »
Thank you for your empathy.  :)  He glanced over one skid mark after he came back from the shower.  Don't feel like seeing him again unless he accepts having a shower at the beginning.   :(

I had one before and he kept moving his towel to cover his shit stains 🤢
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1851 on: 22 July 2017, 11:58:37 am »
They found three separate lots of chewing gum.

Chewing gum disgusts me and I think the only reason I'd rather they turned up chewing than smoking is because at least it doesn't smell. And there's no need to arrive with it - if I was having a pie on the way to an outcall I'd finish it, wipe my mouth and get rid of the foil tray before I got there, not stand on the doorstep still gnawing on it.

If I see they have it I get a tissue and hold it out so they can get rid of it although most do ask, to be fair. Sticking it on the furniture is beyond grim.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1852 on: 22 July 2017, 12:16:22 pm »
Chewing gum disgusts me and I think the only reason I'd rather they turned up chewing than smoking is because at least it doesn't smell. And there's no need to arrive with it - if I was having a pie on the way to an outcall I'd finish it, wipe my mouth and get rid of the foil tray before I got there, not stand on the doorstep still gnawing on it.

If I see they have it I get a tissue and hold it out so they can get rid of it although most do ask, to be fair. Sticking it on the furniture is beyond grim.

Tricky one this, if it was a chicken and mushroom affair I would keep munching until the door bell was answered. The foil tray would be scrunched up and discarded in the nearest plant pot though, I am not a litter lout!  ;D ;D

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1853 on: 22 July 2017, 12:40:13 pm »
OMG I find chewing gum so gross too. I always offer the bin to them politely ::)

The ones who try and kiss me still chewing it ...eewwww

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1854 on: 22 July 2017, 01:23:04 pm »
Leaving the toilet seat up or weeing on the toilet seat.
Surely if you wee on the seat you'd see it and the logical think to do is clean it up incase I sit on it?!

I remember one client must've had a number two before I got to the hotel, it was still in the toilet, no tissue... I was disgusted!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1855 on: 22 July 2017, 02:14:26 pm »
Repeatedly beg for photos when you tell them there are plently on your profile. Fucking joke. Then they say but please it's me I'm a nice guy blah blah

If you were a nice guy you wouldn't be boundary pushing.

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I Google wacky photos and send those.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1856 on: 22 July 2017, 11:41:33 pm »
Double dipping, double mother f*cking dipping  :FF . I have one client that does this, I tell him, you can go vagina to ass with the same condom but you have to change condoms if you want to go ass to vagina. I douche like crazy, but seriously?! I don't want an infection.

Time scammers. I have a few clients who regularly run over, and get stroppy when I tell them it's time to stop. I'll give a bit of extra time, but pushing for me to sleep over when they've only paid for an hour or two, or whine that I should just clear the whole day for them, is just not on. I have a job/life outside of this, respect that.

Clients who don't respect boundaries. "Can you do x/y/z on your will not do list for me? I'll pay extra." No it's on my no go list, anything else I will do. "But I really want x/y/z." Then go to a woman who does that. "But I want you to do it." Block!

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« Reply #1857 on: 23 July 2017, 09:31:30 am »

Time scammers. I have a few clients who regularly run over, and get stroppy when I tell them it's time to stop. I'll give a bit of extra time, but pushing for me to sleep over when they've only paid for an hour or two, or whine that I should just clear the whole day for them, is just not on. I have a job/life outside of this, respect that.

I didn't realise there was a name for this.  Used to call it "overstayer/boundary pusher" but time scammers sound much better as it is more specific.

If he has a AW feedback, you could sort of see the pattern based on that.
For example, if he used to see a "regular" escort for a few times, that suddenly stops (and no more with her - likely she gave him an ultimatum - blocked) and he went to other women.  It is quite likely he was refused after she tried to put up with him/his poor behaviour for some months.  Because these men are so unwilling to change after escorts finally had enough (I'm sure she voiced her concern a few times leading up to that), he simply takes all his poor habits to other new escorts and he tries to find one that would put up with him/expecting a whole day for an hour's payment.   Immature.  A Man Child.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1858 on: 23 July 2017, 09:55:27 am »
Not so much of an annoyance as it is funny, but when guys expect you to get on top of them when they are right at the edge of the bed, or want to do 69 when their head is right up at the headboard. Boy, scooch.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1859 on: 23 July 2017, 11:08:57 am »
I didn't realise there was a name for this.  Used to call it "overstayer/boundary pusher" but time scammers sound much better as it is more specific.

If he has a AW feedback, you could sort of see the pattern based on that.
For example, if he used to see a "regular" escort for a few times, that suddenly stops (and no more with her - likely she gave him an ultimatum - blocked) and he went to other women.  It is quite likely he was refused after she tried to put up with him/his poor behaviour for some months.  Because these men are so unwilling to change after escorts finally had enough (I'm sure she voiced her concern a few times leading up to that), he simply takes all his poor habits to other new escorts and he tries to find one that would put up with him/expecting a whole day for an hour's payment.   Immature.  A Man Child.

Most of them don't have a lot of feedback, my worst offender rarely uses the AW system, and is a total man child.

Walked out on him last time 5 hours after the start of a 2 hour booking (okay we had dinner for two of those hours, so not as bad), and left him whining with a hard dick. "Do you only see me for the money? Don't you like me?"  Sure I like you hun, but I'm a business woman. I don't like clock watching, but you're now being put on timer till you've paid for your scammed time.

"Next time you come, no early starts the next day so you can stay as long as I want." No, as long as you pay for. He's hoping to switch to incall, that will never happen, or he'll find himself racing to put his pants on as I dangle his phone out the window. This is as effective a method to get clients out as it was dates.