I am pretty strict at getting guys out of the door, it gets the point where I just don't care!

One thing I find annoying is the guys who take forever to get dressed.  The ones who take one item of clothes, stand there holding it, talk for a bit then finally put it on. Then repeat the process with all their items of clothing!

It can end up with me literally shoving them out the door!

That's why I put my robe on and leave the room when I see them start to put their clothes on. I just say excuse me 1 sec. Then wait till I hear them opening the door to come out and rush back in and say thanks for coming. I can't do this when touring though, as I stay in hotels. One time it was sooo bad, the man just kept on talking and talking. I tried to think of something so I can leave the room. even thought of having a shower but as I don't trust them, I don't want to leave them in the room by themselves as all my belongings are in there. Now to give him a hint that I want him out asap, I said to him "I want to have a shower but i will wait till you leave as I take too long, he turned around and said, "oh it's ok I'll wait" I said, you know what never mind. I ended up going in the bathroom and washing the hotel mugs, glasses, spoons and kettle to avoid talking to him so he can get dressed quicker and just GET OUT! Sometimes I just want to go and sit on the toilet. He is the same client that kept on coming up behind me and holding on to me when I was looking out the window as he was getting dressed hoping he wouldn't talk to me. Like the man literally stopped getting dressed and held on to me like that scene from titanic. It took all the energy I had to maintain a smile but inside I was literally fuming. It is really frustrating. You must think I like you or something  This is why I can never work in a studio flat. There is no where to run to when they start chatting about shit I don't give a damn about. JUST LEAVE FFS Why don't they want to leave? Can someone please just answer me that?  Whatever happened to "you don't pay the prostitute for the sex, you pay her to leave" This is clearly not the case so they need to stop frontin

Quote from: Jezabel on 27 January 2016, 09:33:33 pm

I am pretty strict at getting guys out of the door, it gets the point where I just don't care!

One thing I find annoying is the guys who take forever to get dressed.  The ones who take one item of clothes, stand there holding it, talk for a bit then finally put it on. Then repeat the process with all their items of clothing!

It can end up with me literally shoving them out the door!

If like today I had only half hour between clients I tell them straight that I'm in a rush, if they're regular big spenders I allow more time for small talk, I had to wash part of my hair too as one guy cum in it! Would take ages to wash the lot x

I will give them a sheepish smile and say "I'm sorry if I seem impatient... I really need to use the toilet!"

Sometimes I will say "I really gotta poo"

Book you when you've told them they're not welcome the tossers. Forgot to block someone & he turns up just as I realise who he is. "let me apologise face to face"  "my punishment can be to lick your feet" arrogant SOB.

"Part owning?"

Is that like a time share?

If a client asks me directly about my children (it's obvious that I have given birth) I may say something like, "Oh, let's not get personal." The most intrusive guy, who really got on my nerves, I just said, "Oooh... I'm not sure it's appropriate to discuss children in a sexual context" with my eyebrows arched. Made him feel like a pedo for even asking. Cunt.

I have no idea what he means by it and don't care either. Why he thinks I'd be willing to discuss him 'part owning' me when I'm actually friends and emotionally and romantically involved with my actual dom is beyond me!

The most I ever say about my child is yes I have a little one, I don't state anything else not even gender or age, I just don't see why they have to ask anything at all?!

Another thing that annoys me is them becoming too attached, it's getting very close to ditching a reg I see twice a week without fail because of this. 

I always send my address minus the door number and state quite clearly to call me when outside. More often than not they text saying 'outside what's the number'. Why do they not know the difference between ringing and texting? I want to make sure they're actually bloody there. Then when they do ring they aren't there yet anyway. Annoying

I've had this several times. I usually just ignore the text till they get tired of waiting and call.  Calling is soo much quicker anyway.

Massive pet peeve of mines is when they doesnt even greet you in a text or email.

No good morning or hello but quite happy to request to swallow there spunk.

it annoys me to the point that if they dont at least say hi (its two letters its cant take that long to type) It will put me off seeing them altogether

x

when I get a call saying "are you available" I say "I don't know yet I might be" him "oh whys that then" me " well most people call and say "hello my names so and so and I wondered if you might be free at all today " they usually apologise and start again or if they're a total non verbal communicater, I just let them waffle and say actually no I'm busy !......or I say nicely but firmly "WOW, that's the nicest 'hello'I've had today !!!

Quote from: lovely-laura on 12 January 2016, 11:11:21 am

Massive pet peeve of mines is when they doesnt even greet you in a text or email.

No good morning or hello but quite happy to request to swallow there spunk.

it annoys me to the point that if they dont at least say hi (its two letters its cant take that long to type) It will put me off seeing them altogether

x

when I get a call saying "are you available" I say "I don't know yet I might be" him "oh whys that then" me " well most people call and say "hello my names so and so and I wondered if you might be free at all today " they usually apologise and start again or if they're a total non verbal communicater, I just let them waffle and say actually no I'm busy !......or I say nicely but firmly "WOW, that's the nicest 'hello'I've had today !!!

It is ignorant and I wouldn't see a man like that, we should boycott them

I truly believe the men who don't have the decency to greet you in a polite, human manner are doing that for a reason....