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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #990 on: 13 March 2016, 02:37:47 am »
I think I've mentioned it before but the ones who pay in all 20's and then expect change, fuck that noise I tell them I don't have change and they say oh keep it then, if you are that hard up for a tenner maybe you should find a cheaper hobby! I couldn't care less if my rate is an uneven amount I confirm it before accepting the booking so they have no excuse, it's just pure rudeness.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #991 on: 13 March 2016, 11:03:19 am »
 one send me an email asking if i do silent phone chat !!!!!!!!!  ::)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #992 on: 13 March 2016, 12:35:51 pm »
I think I've mentioned it before but the ones who pay in all 20's and then expect change, fuck that noise I tell them I don't have change and they say oh keep it then, if you are that hard up for a tenner maybe you should find a cheaper hobby! I couldn't care less if my rate is an uneven amount I confirm it before accepting the booking so they have no excuse, it's just pure rudeness.

I hate this. It's not so bad if I'm working from a flat where my money is in a different room but when I'm in a hotel and I've purposely stashed it out of sight I'm not going to show you my hiding place to get you change. And a lot of the time I don't have change anyway, I may have not had any bookings yet or been to the bank, then they go all huffy like we're robbing them, bring the correct money next time it's not hard when I write it in my confirmation text

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #993 on: 14 March 2016, 10:28:20 pm »
I think I've mentioned it before but the ones who pay in all 20's and then expect change, fuck that noise I tell them I don't have change and they say oh keep it then, if you are that hard up for a tenner maybe you should find a cheaper hobby! I couldn't care less if my rate is an uneven amount I confirm it before accepting the booking so they have no excuse, it's just pure rudeness.

I hate this. It's not so bad if I'm working from a flat where my money is in a different room but when I'm in a hotel and I've purposely stashed it out of sight I'm not going to show you my hiding place to get you change. And a lot of the time I don't have change anyway, I may have not had any bookings yet or been to the bank, then they go all huffy like we're robbing them, bring the correct money next time it's not hard when I write it in my confirmation text

This is a problem for me too as I also have rates that don't divide by 20 - I've had guys say that they'll just pay less next time and I always say that's not how it works. I also have my cash stashed in a secret place I'm not going to go and unlock with a client around. And just like you guys I always confirm the amount in text - often multiple times!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #994 on: 15 March 2016, 10:02:20 pm »
I really hate it when customers kiss me so hard they're like smushing their face into mine. Loads of them do it. It's so uncomfortable and awkward feeling, how can you kiss properly like that?? and smudges my makeup too!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #995 on: 15 March 2016, 10:53:55 pm »
I really hate it when customers kiss me so hard they're like smushing their face into mine. Loads of them do it. It's so uncomfortable and awkward feeling, how can you kiss properly like that?? and smudges my makeup too!

Also when they do this and their stubble is really sharp! I've actually got cuts on my face before from guys doing this - on top of the usual stubble rash  :(

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #996 on: 16 March 2016, 03:06:35 pm »
3words: TOO MUCH TONGUE

feels like im being kissed by camel or something
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« Reply #997 on: 16 March 2016, 06:17:27 pm »
OMG fucking angry right now. A guy called me at about 3:30 asking for a booking at 6:30. He sounded fine on the phone, so accepted the booking. just now (15 mins before the booking) he started texting asking if I do oral and how rough can he be?
I called him and said I don't mind the sex to be rough but I don't like having my hair pulled or anything. He said that's fine but he thought he'd read on my profile it said I like it rough(no it says nothing like that, I do GFE), then started asking if I do oral without (also says on my profile I definitely don't). I said no. He said 'would you do it without for me though? I'm young, good looking, 25!" I said no definitely not sorry. He said ok he'll just leave it then because he likes oral without. I said fine well try actually reading peoples profiles next time! and hung up. Arsehole!!!!!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #998 on: 16 March 2016, 06:54:34 pm »
OMG fucking angry right now.
Me too! Had a guy I've seen twice before book for 6.30. I tell him on the phone please let me know if you're going to be late. 6.35 comes and no sign or call so I start running a bath. At 6.40 I see I've missed a call from him then the knocking on the door starts. I answer his second call and no apology that he's over 10 minutes late now. I just told him I don't sit around waiting for people who haven't told me they're going to be late nd said bye.

Why do they think they can start pushing it just because they have visited before?! Grr, glad I'm running nice hot bath :) And I think there's some wine in the fridge ;)
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #999 on: 16 March 2016, 07:35:57 pm »
OMG fucking angry right now.
Me too! Had a guy I've seen twice before book for 6.30. I tell him on the phone please let me know if you're going to be late. 6.35 comes and no sign or call so I start running a bath. At 6.40 I see I've missed a call from him then the knocking on the door starts. I answer his second call and no apology that he's over 10 minutes late now. I just told him I don't sit around waiting for people who haven't told me they're going to be late nd said bye.

Why do they think they can start pushing it just because they have visited before?! Grr, glad I'm running nice hot bath :) And I think there's some wine in the fridge ;)

When they turn up 15 mins late max with no warning, I just take it off their time with me. Their fault for not letting me know and I expect full payment for the time they originally booked. Any more than 15 mins and they won't see me. Once had an agency booking turn up an hour late with no communication and still expected to see me, what is it with these men?

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1000 on: 16 March 2016, 07:39:58 pm »
Guys who turn up late (esp very late) and don't bother to let you know......its simple, they don't respect that you have a schedule, but expect you to fit with theirs = total lack of respect.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1001 on: 16 March 2016, 11:13:05 pm »
I really hate it when customers kiss me so hard they're like smushing their face into mine. Loads of them do it. It's so uncomfortable and awkward feeling, how can you kiss properly like that?? and smudges my makeup too!

Oh god how I hate this! Especially when they're on top and your head's squished in the pillow so there's no where to back away! And then when they're pushing so hard down with their mouth that your teeth are almost cutting into your own gums. ... I do wonder if this is a technique only punters know because absolutely no one in my normal day to day life has ever kissed me like this and I have never seen it happen in any films/TV programs, etc. literally the only time you see that technique is in comedies!

Sorry, winds me up lol

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1002 on: 16 March 2016, 11:25:43 pm »

 I do wonder if this is a technique only punters know because absolutely no one in my normal day to day life has ever kissed me like this and I have never seen it happen in any films/TV programs, etc. literally the only time you see that technique is in comedies!

Sorry, winds me up lol


Oh yes its the 'getting my moneys worth' crew

There is no excuse for this stupid behaviour  ::)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1003 on: 17 March 2016, 10:06:43 am »
I do wonder if this is a technique only punters know because absolutely no one in my normal day to day life has ever kissed me like this and I have never seen it happen in any films/TV programs, etc. literally the only time you see that technique is in comedies!

That's true I've never had it happen in normal life either!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1004 on: 17 March 2016, 10:27:03 am »
I also find overeager oral sex on me to be rather a turn-off - some are so full on do they honestly think we like sledgehammer sex??