The other week I was sat at home just enjoying a bit of peace with a nice cup of tea and a client rings (never seen him before) He asked if I was available in half an hours time, I said I could do 40 minutes time? (It takes me 20 mins on a good day to get to my work flat but it was school leaving time so I knew it would be more like 30 mins to get there allowing for traffic leaving me 10 minutes to get ready) He said ok then. I poured my tea down the sink and set off, got all ready and he called 2 minutes before the due time, Me: What number are you at? Him: "I've just called to say the cash machine has eaten my card" Me: Well don't contact me again" Him: Puts phone down. I knew he was just being a cunt because of the extra 10 minutes, I mean who only has one card and why leave getting the money out until the very last minute  ...Asshole!!! 


The only thing I could think of was what a waste of a good cup of tea lol

Totally agree with you its unforgivable of him causing the waste of a good cup of tea..lol

The only thing I could think of was what a waste of a good cup of tea lol

I couldn't waste tea. I would have left that and microwaved it when I got back

Mine for today is talking about genitals in the third person, which I had from two different punters in one day the other day. One not only referred to his as 'he' but mine as 'she' which was the point where I felt a bit ill and had to remind him that there were only two people in the room and neither of us were five years old.

Bleuurrrrgh

I had a client last night who started to nibble on my ears which I'm not the biggest fan of but I can tolerate it. That is until he unexpectedly decided to put my entire ear, not just the lobe into his mouth and proceeded to probe it with his tongue. I have never jumped away so fast in my life it was truly disgusting. I have no idea how he could think that this would feel nice 

Cancel 15 mins before the appointment 

I suppose at least he texted and didn't just no show!

I F***** hate when a punter spends 20 minutes asking every question under the sun , then makes a verbal booking , then later sends a text cancelling with some rubbish excuse ... why do they do this ?

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Ha ha ha I had someone lick in my ears it was gross and sounded like a storm in the Atlantic !! Nearly made me sick because I did comment about it being / feeling weird and they said they liked it too !

I might do some weird stuff but I'm not sticking my tongue in someone's ears !!!

I LOATHE having anyone stick their tongue in my ears and frankly cannot understand what THEY get from it?  Just any orifice will do?  I'm a very clean person but there have to be trace amounts of earwax in there.  Disgusting! 

Mandy

I couldn't waste tea. I would have left that and microwaved it when I got back

  So I am not the only person who microwaves tea if it is not hot enough! I have never reheated it if it has gone stone cold though,I shall try it next time as I often make tea and then forget all about drinking it.

But this reminds me of one man who had used up all his time and sat up on the bed and when he should have been getting dressed he asked if I would make him a cuppa! I was too polite to say no and went to make it. I was fuming inside and was not quick enough off the mark to say I had to go out or something. I spent the next 15 minutes chatting while he sipped it but at least I only made him a cup and saucer drink and not a builders mug like I do for myself. 

Lesson learned though!

i had someone today ask for a cuppa tea, and want to chat whilst he finished , then got annoyed that we finished on time! this aint the W.I!