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niccis

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #225 on: 28 January 2015, 05:43:20 pm »
I once had a whole day of no shows... I don't understand why they do it? One or two I can understand, something came up or anything could have happened. But after a whole day of them I was left wondering what on earth was the point????
Omg know the feeling... the other day I have been having so many tws I was actually shocked when 1 late comer actually turned out to be genuine!! Lol i was convinced he was having me on keeping me waiting around and then there he actually was?!?! I didnt know whether to b happy with him or mad at him hahahaha he was lucky I was having so many other idiots that day 2 make him seem better in comparisson jeez  :FF

niccis

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #226 on: 28 January 2015, 05:55:18 pm »
Had a guy call up and book for 3 hours, I felt off about it but for some reason I convinced myself to do it.

He turns up at the hotel then asks for an hour instead and pays. 5 minutes later he tells me he only has half an hour on his parking and can he have 30 minutes instead. I tell him no, that I don't offer 30 minutes.

So the booking carries on and no more comments about his parking. Then at the end of the booking he asks for a shower. He is in the shower 20 minutes before I ask how long he will be... 15 minutes later and he's still in the shower. So I tell him I'm leaving.

The next morning I felt stupid for leaving him in there and expected the room to be trashed when I went back to check out, luckily it wasn't. But now I think it's a con to get laid and get the hotel room to pimp from or whatever... I can't think of any other logical explanation.

When i first read this i thought (sorry) u must b a bit mad 2 leave him in there and loose the room 2 him... but then i was thinking what would I do?... i dnt rly know but its safer 2 get out of there if u have a bad gut feeling ... Im not sure there is any way u cud get him out physically so aside from begging if he didnt want to go ur kindve stuck! And it would become seriously awkward if hotel staff were involved (plus then u wud prob end up getting kicked out anyway and loosing the room) so I can rly sympathise with the dilema here I have no idea what i wud do... maybe wait outside the room for a while see if he leaves? ... did u have to cancel any later bookings that wud b rly anoying!

Ur rly lucky the room was ok though ..I dnt know how u can get around this happening except 4 not allow shower after the meet... but thats going 2 b unpopular with some guys too..
Well hope this doesnt happen 4 u again anyway, stay safe x

Midsstudent

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #227 on: 28 January 2015, 06:24:11 pm »
I was done with the room for the day, that's the only reason I left so easily.

This won't happen again due to the fact that I never take bookings I feel unsure of anymore. I go with my gut now.

Siorse

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #228 on: 30 January 2015, 12:00:18 pm »
When it's totally dead, and you decide to go out coz there's no business anyway, and as soon as you're dressed and put your
jacket on, they all start phoning!!  :FF
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Jenny 2

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #229 on: 30 January 2015, 02:03:11 pm »
The ones that hint............. at things hoping you will oblige...............

You ever get that line ................ OH I could stay and do this all afternoon/evening/morning

Yeah mate, you can and it's extra ........................ !!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #230 on: 02 February 2015, 10:57:24 am »
You ever get that line ................ OH I could stay and do this all afternoon/evening/morning
oh yes I get this often: "I could do this all night", "I could spend all afternoon with you"
my only reply is "well. that'd expensive" with lovely smile.
how quickly they back off!!  ;D

MsDee

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #231 on: 02 February 2015, 11:23:02 am »
you know what really niggles me, when they shower and they can not even have the shower curtain on the inside of the bath not outside so that your whole floor does not get drenched.

Fabulassie

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #232 on: 02 February 2015, 12:29:16 pm »
Why do men throw wet towels on the bed?

To be fair, I don't have a hamper convenient for them and they probably don't want to throw it on the floor.

Midsstudent

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #233 on: 02 February 2015, 04:31:00 pm »
When they can't even dry themselves properly and get in your bed wet.

When they dump used condoms on the floor of your place.

bluebottle

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #234 on: 04 February 2015, 12:29:46 am »
Being truthful but in an autistic way....

Me: Did you shower before coming here?

Client: Yes

Me: When

Client: 9 hours ago

Me: Do you think your clean?

Client: Yes.

Me: Get in the shower

.....I used to be coy about asking but now I don't care.

Jenny 2

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #235 on: 04 February 2015, 01:39:57 pm »
Being truthful but in an autistic way....

Me: Did you shower before coming here?

Client: Yes

Me: When

Client: 9 hours ago

Love it! 

Me: Do you think your clean?

Client: Yes.

Me: Get in the shower

.....I used to be coy about asking but now I don't care.

LOVE IT! 

Jenny 2

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #236 on: 04 February 2015, 01:44:25 pm »
Bullshit a lot of bullshit about an inflated bullshit of a life which is completely fabricated ! :FF 

I don't believe that you really are in all honesty ........................

James Bond/The PM in disguise/A member of the Royal Family/David Beckhams mentor/Multimillionaire who mixes with numerous celebrities................. and more.............LOL

I was telling my friend about this the other day and she said I should play that song ........ everytime the bullshitters are in a booking

It don't impress me much !!!  (Shania Twain )   !!!!

Making myself laugh out loud here girls !!!!!!!!!

Keep safe
Jenny xxx

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #237 on: 04 February 2015, 01:58:07 pm »
Best line I had was a guy who claimed he procured zoo animals for rich Arabs... could be insane enough to be possible...

Fabulassie

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #238 on: 04 February 2015, 05:43:38 pm »
I get annoyed when they can't take a sincere compliment but instead give a cynical smirk and indicate that I'm just saying that shit because I'm a prossie.

If I say, "you have lovely eyes" and they say, "Oh, I'm sure you say that to everyone" then I will reply, "No. Only the ones with lovely eyes. The others, I find something else to compliment."

I really hate it when you tell them their cocks are big and they scoff at the very IDEA that anything smaller than a lamp post could be too big for my cavernous whore hole. Because they compare themselves to what they see in porn.  ::)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #239 on: 05 February 2015, 12:42:35 pm »
When they assume I must offer BDSM services just because I look alternative.
We're women, it's what we do. I just get paid for it.