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saltysweet

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3150 on: 13 May 2020, 08:44:06 pm »
Totally loving your prison warden approach Saffy ;D. And I thought I was strict!  :o I listen with my ear pressed to the door for plops. If they dump and stroll out without a shower I know they've got a poopy bum and give them bare bones, no-frills service...and double or triple the massage paper under their hole. The paper never lies. If they don't know basic hygiene-I want them out sharpish. No second booking. Most arrive super clean funnily.
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Saffy

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3151 on: 13 May 2020, 09:35:53 pm »
Oh no no no, no number twos.  I tell them they have to come showered. If they say "What you mean really clean" I put the phone down.

I only ones I let shower beforehand are regulars who are always clean but wants to freshen up.

Admittedly I am at the extreme end. But the plus side for them is I am always smelling of roses.

saltysweet

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3152 on: 13 May 2020, 09:58:12 pm »
Oh no no no, no number twos.  I tell them they have to come showered. If they say "What you mean really clean" I put the phone down.

I only ones I let shower beforehand are regulars who are always clean but wants to freshen up.

Admittedly I am at the extreme end. But the plus side for them is I am always smelling of roses.

I'm your fangirl.
WTF! they have more than one category of clean...I'm trying to process that.

Glowstick

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3153 on: 13 May 2020, 10:06:51 pm »
Sorry rant alert...

So we're all in the position at the minute where most of us are waiting for the self employment grant or worst still living off universal credit or forced ourselves to work as there was no other option or whatever. If escorting was your main job, you are more than likely struggling financially.

I've had some lovely regulars text me asking how i am and to keep safe etc but to my surprise a client text me saying he owns a business and would i be interested in some work to do whilst at home for cash. He'd last booked me in July last year so I couldn't remember him but haven't really seen too many weirdos over the past year so i replied asking what the job was, he replied back asking if he could call at 7pm to explain and for me to go on my pc/laptop and he'll run through the website. My thoughts were either this is genuine as I have an IT degree and maybe in our booking I mentioned it and he just needs my help with his website or he's going to be some indian guy in a call centre making me logon to a dodgy website to put my card details in and steal from me.... but i decided I might as well humour him, it's not like I have anything better to do and the money would come in handy.

Ok so really friendly guy on the phone, then started guiding me how to use a computer, "now open the internet browser and type into the address bar, then paused (waited for me to do it)" I was thinking what the hell, even if I didn't have an IT degree I think I'd know how to do that haha! Humoured him more as this clearly was sales spiel - asked him what to do next...

type www.uw then it appeared UTILITY F%$£!*G WAREHOUSE....!!!

I went ape shit and hung up. How desperate must you be to start contacting the escorts in your phone to build your pyramid scheme empire  :FF

Saffy

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3154 on: 13 May 2020, 10:19:16 pm »
Yes a lot of scamming about at the moment. I'm suspicious of all these adds that keep popping up on screen. I am deleting history and cookies before i turn off my device and throughout day as well.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3155 on: 06 September 2020, 12:10:48 pm »
Does anybody have any stupid little things that make them instantly resent a client - even before meeting? Maybe I just hate people, but I have loaddsss!


Before Meeting

1) A client trying to go all dominant with me asking me to call him sir.
2) Client says creepy shit like "Mmm, yum yum! Xx" over text it makes me fucking gag
3) Client overmessages or expects instant replies.
4) Client calls me, I reject it, then he instantly calls again. IF I WANTED TO TALK DIPSHIT I WOULD HAVE ANSWERED THE FIRST TIME
5) Client goes on about how big he is. Couldn't give a shit love. I hate you.

In Person

6) Client doesnt say a word before stripping off
7) Client dodges when I try to kiss him? Nahhhh so disrespectful
8) Client touches my pussy. Please no get your dirty fingers away from me :(
9) Client walks in and instantly asks if I have any other girls working with me that he can see instead.
10) Client asks for moneyback if he cums early. Fuck off.

What about youuu?

Sophine88

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3156 on: 06 September 2020, 01:29:08 pm »
Rare for me but does anyone ever have those god awful clients who are incapable of opening a door. I don’t know if they’re just slow or intentionally trying to piss me off but I had one guy who I had to spend about 10 minutes on the phone with as he was unable to open my door.

In the end I had to come down and open it for him. Was pissed before the appointment even started because I had neighbours now clocking me and I had already had them raising suspicions at the time and wanted to be discrete as possible.

This has only ever happened to me two times but I genuinely wonder if they do this shit on purpose. There was nothing wrong with the door at all the two clients before him and no problems opening it and the other client after him had no issues either. I feel some people just like to be as awkward as possible.

Anyone else? 

Cass

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3157 on: 06 September 2020, 04:47:18 pm »
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Rare for me but does anyone ever have those god awful clients who are incapable of opening a door. 

Ugh I had one of them the other day, I was watching him on camera telling him to push the door and he was giving it stupid light little taps like he thought it was going to open by itself for him, all while looking as guilty as if he had just done a dump in the street  :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3158 on: 06 September 2020, 06:59:05 pm »
I had a pointless email from someone trying to be smart with me
It just wasn't going to get a booking plus at the end he even wrote black lives matter .. I really couldn't see the point in that .
One blocked !!

Liverpoolgal123

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3159 on: 08 September 2020, 07:05:55 pm »
I’ve realised today something that bothers me about a couple of clients I have, today I saw someone new, he asked for ow which is rare I only have two other clients who prefer oral with, he didn’t want to Kiss or touch me in a sexual way, I got the feeling that he didn’t want to do any of that because I’m an escort, when he was done it was like he wanted to get out fast as he could, hardly spoke or looked at me. He’s txt me asking when I’m next working as he wants to see me again (I won’t see him as he made me feel like I was beneath him) this goes to my other clients who act the same (not wanting to kiss, touch me or give oral) why book a escort if you think we’re dirty? I’ve not really realised that it bothered me until today, am I being sensitive or anyone feel like that?

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3160 on: 08 September 2020, 08:18:48 pm »
Is he European by any chance?  I have had a couple of Euro guys like that and was taken aback also. One, fairly young guy, just wanked himself off when I was just naked next to him, they tend to be really easy bookings and especially the generous ones who books you for three hours but lets you go after 90mins because they are tired.  Damn this virus, those  Euro business travellers were great!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3161 on: 09 September 2020, 12:21:21 am »
I also fucking hate anyone asking for a discount or haggling for a lower price. It just isn’t going to happen so stop fucking annoying me. What I can’t understand for the life of me is there’s plenty of escorts who charge less than I do. “Because I want to see you” well here we are back to square one then if you want to fucking see me it’s at my price and not yours. If you want a lower price go to a different girl I literally have no time for your fucking bullshit. God I hate some people. Lol  :FF

Jessiegirl

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3162 on: 19 September 2020, 04:19:15 pm »
Texting me about non work stuff. One recently was giving me updates about his holiday.

Getting pissed off if I don't reply to their texts instantly.This happens a lot.

I don't offer cim but trying to convince me their cum tastes lovely. How do I know I won't like it.

Thinking bareback is okay if they don't cum inside me.

Asking for discounts.

Cancelling last minute with feeble excuses.

No shows and wasting my time.

Being unclean and not washing.

Talking down to me as if I don't have a brain.


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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3163 on: 20 September 2020, 08:25:45 pm »
Ask for a shower before a 15 min booking. Just me or is that unreasonable?

Dynamite Doll

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #3164 on: 20 September 2020, 10:03:52 pm »
Ask for a shower before a 15 min booking. Just me or is that unreasonable?
Its unreasonable dam right taking the piss.