On the other hand, I've found out that most clients who really want to know my major are lecturers themselves. Had some guys from the tech uni, who were desperate to know what I study, and only booked when confirmed that I'm an art, not a science student. I always tell them different major and year, but the same faculty - as I don't want to be found, but don't want my professor coming by either!
My annoyance of the day - I've had my hair black, purple, blue and blonde this past year - but the minute I dye my hair red, and change it on my profile, here it comes. The never ending 'are you a redhead down there too?' Absolutely everyone, like they can't stop themselves. What is it with man and red pubes? Maybe I should grow it out and dye it too when I'm at it.
Reminds me of this film with Julienne Moore, when asked that, she went 'let's just say, if I'd stand on my head, I'd be a brunette with a lovely breath' - but I imagine punters would just go yes, stand on your head, I'll fuck you like that!
