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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #840 on: 12 January 2016, 10:16:34 am »
Not LISTEN.

1st guy: When are you available next?
me- friday and from thereafter monday.
him- so you're not available before friday this week?

2nd guy- can you do a meet this week?
me- I can do friday anytime between 6-9pm.
him- Can you do 1.30pm friday?

 :FF :FF

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« Reply #841 on: 12 January 2016, 11:11:21 am »
Massive pet peeve of mines is when they doesnt even greet you in a text or email.

No good morning or hello but quite happy to request to swallow there spunk.

it annoys me to the point that if they dont at least say hi (its two letters its cant take that long to type) It will put me off seeing them altogether

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« Reply #842 on: 12 January 2016, 11:24:09 am »
Most times I find guys like that are TWs, sometimes they cannot relate to women, sometimes its more specific to wgs ie. a form of disrespect. So plain rude.

When guys start off like that sometimes I just say It is normal to start off a conversation with a greeting and even a name. Then they don't know what to do with themselves.

As far as I'm concerned courtesy costs nothing.


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« Reply #843 on: 12 January 2016, 11:55:56 am »
Most times I find guys like that are TWs, sometimes they cannot relate to women, sometimes its more specific to wgs ie. a form of disrespect. So plain rude.

When guys start off like that sometimes I just say It is normal to start off a conversation with a greeting and even a name. Then they don't know what to do with themselves.

As far as I'm concerned courtesy costs nothing.
Agreed.I use how they text or come across on the phone as part of my screening and if they bark down the phone or via text something like that without so much as a hello then they don't get an appointment.They are hardly going to be less rude in the room with us are they?

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« Reply #844 on: 12 January 2016, 11:56:25 am »
I know how you feel about that DesignerWhore!! One put in his field report that I made him lie down on the bed and pissed all over him. (Yeah right I'm gonna piss all over my bed!!) Then he stood up and I sucked his cock until he came all over my face!! WTF? I wouldn't even let my other half do that never mind a complete stranger. I actually hate the white sticky stuff  ???  :FF
Then when I checked my Adultwork earlier I have a booking request for 4pm today for 4 hours for the princely sum of ?150! There was one the other day who booked 30 hours for ?70!
I don't know if it's me being totally irrational because I'm having a lot of senior moments lol, but every damn one of them are doing something to annoy me. Even small things  ::)
I think I may take January off or some guy is going to do something totally innocent and he will bear the brunt of everybody elses idiocy  :P
I wish it wasn't too early to take a wine to set me up for when I switch my phone on for all the middle of the night calls and texts lol
A wee cup of tea will have to do though.
I feel much better now I've got that off my chest but I just wish we could all have at least one single day without all the nonsence  ::) ::)

I had this yesterday! Client books for 30 hours at 70! I wasn't even working yesterday! My days & times are clear on my profile can't they read?? I was so bloody annoyed, it's as if they go out of their way to make us unhappy 😡

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #845 on: 12 January 2016, 12:43:40 pm »
My last text said 'can I fuck u at 7?'

Eh no!!  Manners cost nothing!! 

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« Reply #846 on: 12 January 2016, 12:44:30 pm »
guys that go round the houses when booking.Had a regular recently ask about a duo.Didn't stipulate any particular duo partner or type of lady so I organised one.He asked who with I told him..after an hour he texted and said he preferred a larger curvier lady and would I keep a lookout for a lady more like me. Now I am sorry but the ladies I offer duos with are named right there on my profile along with links to their profiles so he could have picked out of those to start with or said at the beginning the sort of lady he would like for the duo. Trying to be patient I tried again with a lady more his type only for him to say he couldn't find her profile and could he just see me tonight...this is after i have spent on and off an hour organising the bloody duo.Why can't they just be straightforward and say 'Can you organise a duo tonight with such and such from your profile?' Equally if none of the girls I offer duos with tickle their fancy I am not going to find another lady who i don't know to rope in!

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« Reply #847 on: 12 January 2016, 05:07:00 pm »
I know how you feel about that DesignerWhore!! One put in his field report that I made him lie down on the bed and pissed all over him. (Yeah right I'm gonna piss all over my bed!!) Then he stood up and I sucked his cock until he came all over my face!! WTF? I wouldn't even let my other half do that never mind a complete stranger. I actually hate the white sticky stuff  ???  :FF
Then when I checked my Adultwork earlier I have a booking request for 4pm today for 4 hours for the princely sum of ?150! There was one the other day who booked 30 hours for ?70!
I don't know if it's me being totally irrational because I'm having a lot of senior moments lol, but every damn one of them are doing something to annoy me. Even small things  ::)
I think I may take January off or some guy is going to do something totally innocent and he will bear the brunt of everybody elses idiocy  :P
I wish it wasn't too early to take a wine to set me up for when I switch my phone on for all the middle of the night calls and texts lol
A wee cup of tea will have to do though.
I feel much better now I've got that off my chest but I just wish we could all have at least one single day without all the nonsence  ::) ::)

I had this yesterday! Client books for 30 hours at 70! I wasn't even working yesterday! My days & times are clear on my profile can't they read?? I was so bloody annoyed, it's as if they go out of their way to make us unhappy 😡

I've had this. I think they think they're putting in 30 minutes but the system doesn't work like that.
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« Reply #848 on: 12 January 2016, 05:14:19 pm »
Maybe it's just me but I get irritated when a guy texts something like "Hi, I was wondering if you're free at all today?"

I text back "Hi, sorry but I'm busy today"

And then nothing! Not even an "Ok thanks". I would at least text back a thanks, is it me or am I being narky?
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« Reply #849 on: 12 January 2016, 05:34:49 pm »
Clients that don't understand what "at discretion" means.

I offer anal at discretion, and the amount of guys that text me and ask ahead of time can they definitely have anal in the booking is unbelievable.

I politely reply no, as this service is at discretion, so even though I may sometimes offer it cannot be guaranteed. My offering anal depends on how I feel, if I'm in the right mood, if I'm turned on enough, if I feel the client can be gentle enough. I tell them clearly when making the initial enquiry that this is a decision I make during the booking and not before. My profile also very clearly states that anal sex is at discretion.

Despite this I get endless "but will you"? and "I have 7 inches, quite thick so will you do it"? type calls. I really think that guys expect me to have one of those post office plastic things with the letterbox shaped hole in it - you know the ones they use to ascertain whether your letter will be charged in the cheaper or more expensive bracket, depending on whether or not you can squish your parcel through the gap.

They want me to say yes -  if you can stick your throbbing purple member through this bit of plastic with a hole in it, this will qualify you to fuck me in the arse.

Anyway, if I was (for example) happy to bum-fuck anyone under 6 inches I would simply say so on my profile. That's not what at discretion means. At discretion means you have the right to choose, at any time, and for any reason!!

Rant over  ;D

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« Reply #850 on: 12 January 2016, 05:54:32 pm »
I have that same issue with swallowing it's at discretion and some clients can be pretty demanding over it like it's a deal breaker for them and they can talk me into it with "Oh well I planned to book you for this long for this money but I don't know if you can't do that" I've turned it down during a booking and they try to push my head down on them and it ends up like "Why didn't you just swallow it?"  "I already told you no" "but why?" "I don't have to give you a reason" it really is an abstract thing most of the time I'm not saying they are dirty or I'm worried they might have something although sometimes it might be the case sometimes I'm  just not comfortable with somebody and I don't want to do some things.  A lot of clients want to do things like CIM or bukkake because they saw it in porn and it's not something I want to be doing several times a day all the time.

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« Reply #851 on: 12 January 2016, 06:01:52 pm »
The swallowing must be difficult to manage because it's easier for them to try to cross that line, isn't it x

At least with anal I have the chance to roar "Nooo" in an exorcist type voice and roll away, which usually gets the message across.

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« Reply #852 on: 12 January 2016, 06:07:18 pm »
Maybe it's just me but I get irritated when a guy texts something like "Hi, I was wondering if you're free at all today?"

I text back "Hi, sorry but I'm busy today"

And then nothing! Not even an "Ok thanks". I would at least text back a thanks, is it me or am I being narky?

This ^^^ 😡😡

When clients won't/don't take no for an answer then repeatedly put bookings through so u have no choice but to reply to them (forced contact) or they take a mini tantrum & tell everyone on a well known place but add some lies to the mix all because we declined a meet with them. Poir wee scones spit their dummies out. (I can just imagine their faces bright purple with steam coming from their ears)


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« Reply #853 on: 12 January 2016, 06:16:50 pm »
I have that same issue with swallowing it's at discretion and some clients can be pretty demanding over it like it's a deal breaker for them and they can talk me into it with "Oh well I planned to book you for this long for this money but I don't know if you can't do that" I've turned it down during a booking and they try to push my head down on them and it ends up like "Why didn't you just swallow it?"  "I already told you no" "but why?" "I don't have to give you a reason" it really is an abstract thing most of the time I'm not saying they are dirty or I'm worried they might have something although sometimes it might be the case sometimes I'm  just not comfortable with somebody and I don't want to do some things.  A lot of clients want to do things like CIM or bukkake because they saw it in porn and it's not something I want to be doing several times a day all the time.
I always say if its a deal breaker then book someone who doesn't have at discretion next to it.Whether I swallow or not depends on the consistency,taste and amount and that isn't something I'll decide on until he has cimed.To be honest most of them don't give a shit what you do with it once they have popped,the blokes that demand it are usually the pushy dominant types.

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« Reply #854 on: 12 January 2016, 06:18:54 pm »
Maybe it's just me but I get irritated when a guy texts something like "Hi, I was wondering if you're free at all today?"

I text back "Hi, sorry but I'm busy today"

And then nothing! Not even an "Ok thanks". I would at least text back a thanks, is it me or am I being narky?

This ^^^ 😡😡

When clients won't/don't take no for an answer then repeatedly put bookings through so u have no choice but to reply to them (forced contact) or they take a mini tantrum & tell everyone on a well known place but add some lies to the mix all because we declined a meet with them. Poir wee scones spit their dummies out. (I can just imagine their faces bright purple with steam coming from their ears)
I just block anyone who keeps putting unannouced and unwanted booking requests through.