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Marianne

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #480 on: 14 July 2015, 03:31:43 pm »
Turn up 20 minutes early when I'm about to get the DNA result on Jeremy Kyle!

LOL  ;D I hate early clients, I always make them wait till time to start just out of annoyance. Bit petty I know but meh, my doctor/dentist/hairdresser doesn't see me early - like ever!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #481 on: 14 July 2015, 05:12:19 pm »
Freebie hunters. Sigh.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #482 on: 14 July 2015, 06:12:08 pm »
Turn up 20 minutes early when I'm about to get the DNA result on Jeremy Kyle!

LOL  ;D I hate early clients, I always make them wait till time to start just out of annoyance. Bit petty I know but meh, my doctor/dentist/hairdresser doesn't see me early - like ever!
I make them wait too, it happened to me today it annoys the hell out of me, yes suppose it is petty but I can't help it x
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #483 on: 14 July 2015, 06:14:48 pm »
Clients who take way too long putting their close back on. Sometimes I just feel like throwing their things out and tell them to get out Sigh. Like they just don't wanna leave.
 Clients who like to forget that their being timed. Saw one client for an hour recently (old guy in his late 50s) about 50 minutes in or so, he asks if i can make him cum twice, i was like when? he said tonight. lool. you serious though? man there is no way I can make you cum twice in 10 minutes. Oh so  you think i'm gonna give you some extra time or something? Don't be ridiculous.
Clients who like to play with tour tongue with their tongue (YUK) and sometimes their tongue are really slimey or salty. ewwwww.

your telling me,!! I notice they always leave things inside out then take forever to turn them right way round before putting them back on..
ive taken to now fixing that and folding as they are talking to them so the end of the booking is somewhat faster when they are getting dressed!!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #484 on: 14 July 2015, 07:17:52 pm »
Clients who take way too long putting their close back on. Sometimes I just feel like throwing their things out and tell them to get out Sigh. Like they just don't wanna leave.
 Clients who like to forget that their being timed. Saw one client for an hour recently (old guy in his late 50s) about 50 minutes in or so, he asks if i can make him cum twice, i was like when? he said tonight. lool. you serious though? man there is no way I can make you cum twice in 10 minutes. Oh so  you think i'm gonna give you some extra time or something? Don't be ridiculous.
Clients who like to play with tour tongue with their tongue (YUK) and sometimes their tongue are really slimey or salty. ewwwww.

your telling me,!! I notice they always leave things inside out then take forever to turn them right way round before putting them back on..
ive taken to now fixing that and folding as they are talking to them so the end of the booking is somewhat faster when they are getting dressed!!
Worse when they are finally dressed then sit down for a longer chat! I then start tidying round them, check my phone, have a shower, anything until they get the message!  :FF
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #485 on: 14 July 2015, 08:37:40 pm »
Not wiping their effin feet when they come in!!!!  >:(
Sorry if I've mentioned this before, but it really pisses me off! I now have TWO doormats, one outside my door, and one inside,
and I still have to ask them if they would please wipe their feet, as my carpet is really light couloured.
Sometimes I forget, and low and behold, I had a trail of god-knows-what leading in to my bedroom today, what do they do,
come straight from a farm and trample about in the pigsty for a bit just to piss me off??
Grrrrrr  :FF
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #486 on: 16 July 2015, 06:52:26 pm »
Not following instructions and interrupting. :(
50 year old blokes unable to navigate the 6 yards to
my front door because they are too distracted and nervous.
I told him to turn his volume up.
Then discovered he was actually peering down the road, like
a twitchy meercat.....not walking.

Had to turn my phone off, abandon this little puppy
and he was replaced by a 30 yr old male with a sense
of direction within 15 minutes.

Am I doing something wrong?

« Last Edit: 16 July 2015, 08:01:00 pm by cheesypeas »
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #487 on: 16 July 2015, 07:20:32 pm »
No, you're not doing anything wrong!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #488 on: 16 July 2015, 07:40:55 pm »
 ;D Thanks Fabs.
I must ban these 'mature' bookings. lol
Oh noooooo I have a 60 yr old ringing now.... ???
« Last Edit: 16 July 2015, 09:14:05 pm by cheesypeas »
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #489 on: 18 July 2015, 01:24:54 pm »
Cum on my neck and hair when I tell them to get it on my tits.  >:(

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #490 on: 18 July 2015, 05:01:43 pm »
Making you go through your whole script on the phone and then right at the end, asking for something very specific and non related to what you offer, that they could of just asked at the start!   :FF  JUST SAY WHAT YOU WANT

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #491 on: 19 July 2015, 12:44:45 pm »
God yes. Saying 'What services do you offer?'

I always ask them to say what they want,I'm not wasting my time listing everything I could actually do for him then to ask me at the end  'Do you do anal?' (or something I don't offer). Just sodding ask me straight off!!!

But then it still irritates me that my profile and website clearly state no anal... but we all know most of them can't read...


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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #492 on: 19 July 2015, 12:51:32 pm »
Exactly!  Trouble is, most of my callers are from my ad in the newspaper and you only get 16 words.  So I have to keep to the bare basics.  Somedays, I'm taking nowt but phone calls and it's exhausting.  Really doesn't help when they don't specify specifically what they want. 

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #493 on: 19 July 2015, 03:12:39 pm »
Or you give them all the details they ask for and they say, "I'll ring you back later." And they never do.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #494 on: 19 July 2015, 03:18:08 pm »
Or you give them all the details they ask for and they say, "I'll ring you back later." And they never do.

Ive had that all day
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