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TrashAzn

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #810 on: 13 December 2015, 11:08:11 am »
Two potential clients today

1. Called me on a landline so I told him he'd need to call me on his mobile when he arives for instructions of where to come, he tells me he doesnt own a mobile so I said "I cant see you then" he then tried to "solve" the problem by if he gave me his discription and an approx time of arrival he would walk up and down my cul-de-sac and I could keep an eye out for him and call him over when I spotted him.... :FF  errrrr no.

2. Just got dolled up for another client, bang on time he called to say he was here I asked what vehicle he was in as (I can see the length of the cul-de-sac from my window) he says a large white van which I couldnt see and I told him, he then he said he wasnt exactly in my road he was around the corner and he wanted my door number but I said "Oh no I don't give that out, I dont even know for sure you're here" so I said come out your vehicle and walk down the cul-de-sac while on the phone and I will direct you...he then said he can't detatch the mobile from the vehicle... I mean WTF! He insisted I should just give him my door number so I told him "no way mate you can forget it".... :FF

Its been quiet these last few days and I'm noticing the idiots are comng out to play.

This has been a very weird day. I'm done!

Sorry for my ignorance in advance but...what was number 2 about? What was his agenda?
He could have been an address collector, I only give them my post code and street name so if he says hes parked around the corner he will still need to get out his car and walk into my road whilst talking to me on the phone so I can see him before giving him my door number.

OK but...what do you mean, 'an address collector'?? Why would a man want to collect addresses? For what reason?

Some could be dangerous. Others are just weird creeps. And others, I suppose, collect women's addresses rather than airplane or train numbers.

I know it sounds crazy but unfortunately address collectors do exist. Pain in the ass, not sure what they get from it

They get to sit on google maps and wank over knowing guys are turning up to pay for sex there.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #811 on: 13 December 2015, 05:53:05 pm »
Client I've seen before, who after the booking wanted a shower - was in there 20 mins until I turned off hot water.
Had 2 missed calls today so I texted him this evening saying Sorry I missed his call but I was busy. He responds with that's ok, can you see me later, but I've only got 40 (a quarter of my hourly rate). Told him I wouldn't even look at his cock for 40 quid, let alone anything else. Additionally, it'd cost that to pay for his shower. Some men soooo take the piss if they've seen you once and try for 'mates rates' but this is off the scale ha  :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #812 on: 16 December 2015, 05:01:34 pm »
Ring or email and ask how they go about booking you..err!

Lois01827

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #813 on: 16 December 2015, 05:05:14 pm »
I've lots of girls to choose from, tell me why I should choose you? (which translates to tell me what you're going to do to me whilst I toss off as I've no intention of ever booking you - freebie please)

Hmmm, let me think about that - do one!!  :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #814 on: 16 December 2015, 05:17:50 pm »
About 5 years ago I had a client who used my toothbrush, he didn't ask or anything I just found out, I hated it. For probably a year on I always kept my toothbrush hidden outside of the bathroom. And then started keeping it in the bathroom again.

Then, I think about 6 months ago? I found a bit of brown on my toothbrush, I smelt it it was... his no.2. When I asked him on the phone about it he denied it was him at first, then I got it out of him it turned out he was having trouble trying to make his poo flush down... yeah, I know, unbelievable :( I will never ever keep my toothbrush in the bathroom ever again!

Men who step outside of the bath the instant they turn the shower off. OMG! pick the towel up and mostly dry yourself INSIDE the bath! leaves water all over the floor when I go in there.

When they want a drink, and only end up having a sip or two. Like, really?!

Turning up uninvited.

Getting lost for directions. And also asking me to come down to bring them up to my apartment - when I'm in my lingerie, skimpy dress and high/stripper heels. No, just no. You can afford escort prices so you have at least 1 brain cell in there to follow simple instructions.

Other things as well but I best not type a book here.

Lois01827

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #815 on: 16 December 2015, 05:22:25 pm »
About 5 years ago I had a client who used my toothbrush, he didn't ask or anything I just found out, I hated it. For probably a year on I always kept my toothbrush hidden outside of the bathroom. And then started keeping it in the bathroom again.

Then, I think about 6 months ago? I found a bit of brown on my toothbrush, I smelt it it was... his no.2. When I asked him on the phone about it he denied it was him at first, then I got it out of him it turned out he was having trouble trying to make his poo flush down... yeah, I know, unbelievable :( I will never ever keep my toothbrush in the bathroom ever again!

Getting lost for directions. And also asking me to come down to bring them up to my apartment - when I'm in my lingerie, skimpy dress and high/stripper heels. No, just no. You can afford escort prices so you have at least 1 brain cell in there to follow simple instructions.


Oh my god Emi - I am literally crying laughing here - the toothbrush thing is just off the scale; dirty git!! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa   ;D

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #816 on: 16 December 2015, 05:41:38 pm »
I sincerely hope you told toothbrush guy what a disrespectful disgusting wanker he is!I couldn't see someone again who would do something so vile!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #817 on: 16 December 2015, 07:15:16 pm »
Ring or email and ask how they go about booking you..err!

lool. ;D

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #818 on: 17 December 2015, 05:57:43 pm »
Think your time isn't important!!

Guy books for 4.30pm, then later asks change it to 5pm. I agree.

No text or call, nothing until 5.38- hi I'm on xx where do I go?

Just no, fuck off!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #819 on: 18 December 2015, 12:41:36 pm »
Then, I think about 6 months ago? I found a bit of brown on my toothbrush, I smelt it it was... his no.2. When I asked him on the phone about it he denied it was him at first, then I got it out of him it turned out he was having trouble trying to make his poo flush down... yeah, I know, unbelievable :( I will never ever keep my toothbrush in the bathroom ever again!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #820 on: 18 December 2015, 03:45:29 pm »
When they make the booking, all the way through establishing a time, clothing requests, and getting the address.... and THEN they ask what your rates are.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #821 on: 18 December 2015, 03:51:24 pm »
When they make the booking, all the way through establishing a time, clothing requests, and getting the address.... and THEN they ask what your rates are.

Had all this piss about with a guy, although he said he had read my profile when I asked him.
Hour before the booking he texted and said 'Actually, I only want a massage and a wank. 40 mins - ?50?
TW Twat!!  :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #822 on: 18 December 2015, 03:52:07 pm »
When they make the booking, all the way through establishing a time, clothing requests, and getting the address.... and THEN they ask what your rates are.

I have no tolerance for men asking what my rates are or where abouts im based. All that info. is right where they found my number so I just hang up almost instantly soon as I hear what are your rates? ::)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #823 on: 18 December 2015, 07:15:09 pm »
You're not a Cow !! Lol you're lovely! He may have paid this money BUT he still cost you money twice so you were quite right to judge, if you hadn't called him out on his bad behaviour he wouldn't have sent the Paypal payment so GO YOU !! Don't you dare feel bad for being assertive, I'm well impressed with this! xxxx

Lois01827

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #824 on: 18 December 2015, 07:42:40 pm »
You're not a Cow !! Lol you're lovely! He may have paid this money BUT he still cost you money twice so you were quite right to judge, if you hadn't called him out on his bad behaviour he wouldn't have sent the Paypal payment so GO YOU !! Don't you dare feel bad for being assertive, I'm well impressed with this! xxxx

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