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cheesypeas

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #555 on: 14 August 2015, 03:14:17 pm »
Passive aggressive..massage his feet for the hour lol
He'll soon start talking.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #556 on: 14 August 2015, 04:16:24 pm »
Wanting to make a booking, me going to hell and high water to please them and get them a time that suits them, them saying ok, I'll
book for then..
Then saying, I won't make that, can we make it half an hour later? Yes ok, fine..
Him 10 mins later; Ah fuck it, just make it another time..  :FF
What is that all about?!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #557 on: 15 August 2015, 03:15:07 am »
Have a couple of regs who text at say 1pm and say are you free at 8, not sure if I'll make but just seeing if you?re free in case I am. I say well I'm around tonight but depends if someone else books you understand. Seems to go over their heads as if they do want it they?ll simply send a text about half hr before with 'I am able to come, see you then' rather than ask if I'm still free!. Only about 50% of the time when I get these very advanced texts do they want an appt in the end so if I've booked someone else in and they moan I remind them of that fact. One's a barber so I give him the same sort of scenario. He says he understands but likes to text early so I know to possibly expect him and he can plan things.  We just go round in circles and I?m telling those two now not to book in advance as I?ll ignore it. They can bugger off if not happy.
 
Same scenario occasionally with a new person booking tentatively ?oh so you're not sure if you'll be free at 4pm then?' :FF So in response to all like this I?ll say I only do short notice bookings so best to ring hour or half hour before to check, bye. I have to get off the phone as I?m starting to pull at my hair. If they pay me a good fee to be on standby then I?ll keep those uncertain slots open but I doubt any of them would like that!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #558 on: 15 August 2015, 08:52:48 am »
they think you work 24/7 and cant understand why your not available at a time that suits them.
They message me on days when im not even showing as available and ask if I am.
they haven't realised they are blocked, they had not turned up for their booking (tw) and are texting to see you and ask why their calls are being cut off !!!  :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #559 on: 15 August 2015, 09:42:32 am »
Have a couple of regs who text at say 1pm and say are you free at 8, not sure if I'll make but just seeing if you?re free in case I am. I say well I'm around tonight but depends if someone else books you understand. Seems to go over their heads as if they do want it they?ll simply send a text about half hr before with 'I am able to come, see you then' rather than ask if I'm still free!. Only about 50% of the time when I get these very advanced texts do they want an appt in the end so if I've booked someone else in and they moan I remind them of that fact. One's a barber so I give him the same sort of scenario. He says he understands but likes to text early so I know to possibly expect him and he can plan things.  We just go round in circles and I?m telling those two now not to book in advance as I?ll ignore it. They can bugger off if not happy.
 
Same scenario occasionally with a new person booking tentatively ?oh so you're not sure if you'll be free at 4pm then?' :FF So in response to all like this I?ll say I only do short notice bookings so best to ring hour or half hour before to check, bye. I have to get off the phone as I?m starting to pull at my hair. If they pay me a good fee to be on standby then I?ll keep those uncertain slots open but I doubt any of them would like that!

I have a couple like this, text during the day asking if I'm free at certain times but never booking, and then finally deciding on a time but I'll obviously be booked by then. They just assume we will be free for them.

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« Reply #560 on: 15 August 2015, 11:15:32 am »
I say things like "Well, I'm working then and as of now I have availability for that time. If you want to book, get back to me and we'll see what we can do."

If they actually get back to me and want a booking and I'm available, great. If not, too bad.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #561 on: 15 August 2015, 12:46:30 pm »
I don't think explanations work with them, as
they are too thick and disorganised.
Our logic is of zero interest to them.

I torment them sometimes...and it shortens the conversation.
Client - What time are you free?
Me - In 2 minutes
Client- That's too early..(frustration)

By that time I've already decided he can jog on.



« Last Edit: 15 August 2015, 12:50:17 pm by cheesypeas »
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #562 on: 15 August 2015, 01:20:17 pm »
They do think we're available 24/7 and have no life, if they've tried a couple of times to make a booking within the next 10 mins and
I can't, I'm "difficult to book".  ::)
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #563 on: 15 August 2015, 01:56:35 pm »
I think as well when it's a reg, they think as they do book quite a lot, that I should automatically put them before anyone else and should keep these slots open. There's one I've seen twice and on the first meet he said that he got annoyed with the last person as she was often booked with someone else when he wanted to book. 'I was a good reg' he said. So did he really think she should've cancelled the other ones? I won't.

I don't think they want to lose me at the moment so they will just have to be understanding!!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #564 on: 15 August 2015, 05:54:57 pm »
When they lie and say they would definitely see you again knowing fully well that they won't. Don't get me wrong, the fact that they wouldn't see me again doesn't bother me in the slightest cuz a huge percentage  of the men that see me I wouldn't want to see again either plus I have my wonderful regulars. So I know there is nothing wrong with me. It's the fact that they lie. I just don't get why they would lie. ??? Not like I asked you if you would see me again as I know fully well some of these men want to shag as many women as they can and why not ? But what's wrong with just saying, thanks for coming, I had fun, cheers. I remember as A noob I would get all excited when a punter says he would see me again. Once this man I saw even gave me a maybe date. Called him couple times on the maybe date and he didn't pick. Some of them are so convincing as well. Better actors than me ;D now when they say stuff like "you've got yourself a regular" or "I would definitely be seeing you again " I just roll my eyes and give a don't care response lolz.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #565 on: 15 August 2015, 06:03:45 pm »
Yeah when the word 'regular' come out their hole...
you know you've got a wally who's going to play
you like a banjo!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #566 on: 15 August 2015, 07:11:42 pm »
Yeah when the word 'regular' come out their hole...
you know you've got a wally who's going to play
you like a banjo!

...Especially when they request a discount with the reasoning:
"I'll be a regular client if you do it for x amount..."
So you'll be paying less than my other clients on a regular basis? Hard to resist but I think I'll stick to my clients who pay my full fee without argument.
And then they seem genuinely surprised that I don't want their regular, piss taking business.
They tried to bury us.
They didn't know we were seeds.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #567 on: 17 August 2015, 05:06:23 pm »
Phone you pretending that they haven't met you before. Ok so I understand if maybe the booking went bad, but if the booking went fine, why call couple months/weeks later and acting like we have never met? :FF

Client-"Hello is this so and so? I saw your ad on so and so.

I'm here thinking, "man I've seen you before, your number is saved on my phone. I remember you" lolz.
I normally just say oh hi, long time. Or hi so and so. This normally makes them feel embarrassed. You can here it in their voice. I possibly lost out on a booking doing that though, as the guy must have felt too embarrassed to book. Oh well. Guess he won't be a fake bitch next time ;D doing that just makes them seem like psychopathic creeps. Or maybe they think I forgot I've seen them? If so what's wrong with saying 'Hi, I saw you some time ago my name is so and so, we met in so and so" guess you just like being a creep,

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #568 on: 17 August 2015, 07:46:37 pm »
Vile  placqie smelling breathe and keep blowing it in your face.
licking my ears and neck with same vile breathe and slobbery mouth.
sucking nipples like they are trying to pop them out.
Athletes foot.
Fungal toe nails urghghghhgghhghghg - makes me want to heave just thinking about it..



haha think I'm in the wrong job!!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #569 on: 17 August 2015, 09:00:09 pm »
Vile  placqie smelling breathe and keep blowing it in your face.
licking my ears and neck with same vile breathe and slobbery mouth.
sucking nipples like they are trying to pop them out.
Athletes foot.
Fungal toe nails urghghghhgghhghghg - makes me want to heave just thinking about it..



haha think I'm in the wrong job!!

 :-X I have a client with shit breath coming soon. Like his breath literally smells like poo :'( but how can you not know your breath stinks? :(