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Siorse

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #360 on: 26 April 2015, 12:09:33 pm »
Clients putting my legs over my shoulders and bending me in half. I am an old woman, not a fucking deck chair.

Hahaha oh that made me laugh  ;D
I'm lucky I'm quite bendy, I used to do gymnastics and it seems to have stayed that way lol
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #361 on: 28 April 2015, 03:45:44 pm »
When you turn up to an outcall and clients don't even offer you a drink  >:(  Bloody rude.  Especially if you've had a shit journey.

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« Reply #362 on: 28 April 2015, 07:43:57 pm »
Yes they stopped offering drinks some time ago! :(
Did the internet kill good manners?

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #363 on: 29 April 2015, 05:59:08 am »
OK, so this is a trivial one, but it's happened a lot recently - when they accept the offer of a drink and then don't touch it. Why? I have mineral water, sodas etc., and it's really beginning to hack me off that I keep wasting them. I don't begrudge giving clients a drink at all, especially in warmer weather, but I've become convinced that some just say yes for the sake of getting their money's worth. Grrr.
how many half used small bottles of water I have ! , tempted to give the next client a glass full from a remaining bottle !

Curvygal

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #364 on: 29 April 2015, 01:28:07 pm »
When you turn up to an outcall and clients don't even offer you a drink  >:(  Bloody rude.  Especially if you've had a shit journey.

So true.  Or the ones (like one I had last night) that hand you the money in the hall and show you straight in to the bedroom!  Erm...'okay.....

cheesypeas

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #365 on: 29 April 2015, 02:02:59 pm »
When you turn up to an outcall and clients don't even offer you a drink  >:(  Bloody rude.  Especially if you've had a shit journey.

So true.  Or the ones (like one I had last night) that hand you the money in the hall and show you straight in to the bedroom!  Erm...'okay.....

err that's would be my perfect jobby .... ;D
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #366 on: 29 April 2015, 02:25:21 pm »
lately it's been hairs.. pubes.. everywhere.. in the bathroom.. on the bed.. arghhhh

I'm so tired of picking up little black hairs in my hotel rooms.. Thinking of investing in a mini vac x
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #367 on: 29 April 2015, 03:16:41 pm »
lately it's been hairs.. pubes.. everywhere.. in the bathroom.. on the bed.. arghhhh

I'm so tired of picking up little black hairs in my hotel rooms.. Thinking of investing in a mini vac x

For the bedding, try one of those lint rollers.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #368 on: 29 April 2015, 03:24:53 pm »
Clients who can't follow simple instructions, especially the ones which are there to make everything as discreet as possible. Like telling them to park in a particular spot i.e. my parking spot not my neighbours'. But still parking in the wrong place! Then sitting in his car (looking suspicious) because a neighbour was pratting about in her car and he didn't want to draw attention to himself. As though a strnager just sitting in a tiny private car park doesn't look odd at all! I send aerial photos of my road, with my house and parking space marked on them, yet they still can't find my place and park correctly. Jeez! I'm annoyed with them before they even step foot over my threshold, so I then have a harder time gritting my teeth and putting up with their "little ways".

The almost shouting "Hello PT, lovely to meet you" and "had a great time, hopefully see you again some time" when I've specifically asked them to be quiet when arriving and leaving in case we're within earshot of neighbours.

The shared bath or shower where you specifically say it's on the condition they don't get your face or hair wet, then they get clumpsy with the shower head, spraying your head. Or touch your head with their wet hands.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #369 on: 29 April 2015, 03:37:58 pm »
lately it's been hairs.. pubes.. everywhere.. in the bathroom.. on the bed.. arghhhh

I'm so tired of picking up little black hairs in my hotel rooms.. Thinking of investing in a mini vac x

For the bedding, try one of those lint rollers.

Ohhhh genuis!! Will do! xx :D
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« Reply #370 on: 29 April 2015, 03:50:33 pm »
The one that say what do YOU like, I want YOU to have fun, I want YOU to come.................and make a big deal out of it being about ME.................

I feel like saying well what I would like is you to hand over the reddies and bugger off!  (Can't though can I! )  LOL


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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #371 on: 29 April 2015, 06:18:54 pm »
The one that say what do YOU like, I want YOU to have fun, I want YOU to come.................and make a big deal out of it being about ME.................

I feel like saying well what I would like is you to hand over the reddies and bugger off!  (Can't though can I! )  LOL

I tell them that I want them to lick me until I'm wet and then bang the Hell out of me in doggy style. Easier to fake it from that angle and distance.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #372 on: 01 May 2015, 03:25:29 pm »
When I get longer bookings and they ask what I want to do, I feel like saying 'I want to watch TV'.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #373 on: 01 May 2015, 04:10:47 pm »
Asking 'What else do you do?', 'Teach me something'.

I offer the things I offer, and that's it. There is nothing else, I'm not sure what else they expect me to do. :-[

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #374 on: 01 May 2015, 04:23:49 pm »
Asking 'What else do you do?', 'Teach me something'.

I offer the things I offer, and that's it. There is nothing else, I'm not sure what else they expect me to do. :-[

I HATE this.  I always say, well what more do you want?!