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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #720 on: 08 November 2015, 05:22:43 am »
I'm pretty sure if a client books a certain amount of time he has to shower, sex and leave your presence within that time? ??? ???  So if you book an hour from 2, I expect you out by 3.

This will vary from person to person. I generally don't do incalls so I don't have the issue of people overstaying, but I don't count any light chat before getting down to business towards their time.

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« Reply #721 on: 08 November 2015, 09:14:05 am »
I'm pretty sure if a client books a certain amount of time he has to shower, sex and leave your presence within that time? ??? ???  So if you book an hour from 2, I expect you out by 3.

This will vary from person to person. I generally don't do incalls so I don't have the issue of people overstaying, but I don't count any light chat before getting down to business towards their time.
ahhhh I use to do this back when I was nice lol :P

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« Reply #722 on: 08 November 2015, 11:42:07 am »
If they want to chat they can pay me first lol. People try all sorts of things to make you forget about the money so you shouldn't really delay that. I'm not totally strict about time but you give an inch they take a mile. Talk about how you don't include shower time in their time with you and then they want a 45 minute shower with you before anything starts.

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« Reply #723 on: 08 November 2015, 03:10:13 pm »
Chilling on the bed after they have cum with a small amount of time left. Maybe i'm just being a bitch? but it really irritates me when they do this. I had a client recently book a half hour appointment, came in 25 mins then had the cheek to lay their on the bed expecting some additional service or something, saying "what are you going to do to me now?" I was just a bit in shock as most men just get up use the shower and leave bang on time or politely inform me that they are just calming down for a few minutes. That's fine and all but this particular individual seemed a bit weird, supposedly wanting a hand job for the next 5 mins but it mostly takes them around 5mins to put their shit on and get out. 10 mins if they take a shower. So why he didn't just jump in the shower and leave , I do not know. Yes, I understand you want your moneys worth and all but let's not start something we clearly cannot finish. He clearly didn't want to use those final 5mins to pack up and go and It's funny because some refuse to have a shower in a 30min booking as they say it eats in to their time but oh how they jump in the shower afterwards to eat into my time. I'm pretty sure if a client books a certain amount of time he has to shower, sex and leave your presence within that time? ??? ???  So if you book an hour from 2, I expect you out by 3. I hesitantly allow an extra 10mins for shower etc in certain circumstances but even that still pisses me off. I think he was just trying to see if he can get extra time without me saying anything about it though, but then again he genuinely looked, acted and spoke quite thick so I believe something's not connecting in his upstairs.
I'm completely with you on this. If an hour booking starts at 2pm i want rhem out by 3pm. I have 2 regulars i had to really put my foot down with cause one of them kept booking 15min quickies and was staying about 30mins in total cause he wanted to shower then even whilst getting ready putting clothes back on, he'd stop putting his stuff on if ye was talking. This seriously irritates me, why is it so hard to put your clothes on WHILST talking!! I also have a reg who always books 45mins but would essentially end up having an hour for the price of a 45min booking due to taking the piss about cumming then the shower then yapping. It wound me up so much that in the end i told them through text when each booked again that due to it making me late for other bookings, if you want 45mins or 15mins, this includes showering in that time slot. Not afterwards. Glad i said something cause neither take the piss now and my 15min now always books 30mins.
I know some men accuse of clock watching but at the end of the day it works both ways. If you're going to take an hour book an hour, not 45mins! You wouldn't do this in other aspects of life when buying things so why with us!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #724 on: 08 November 2015, 03:29:26 pm »
I'm pretty sure if a client books a certain amount of time he has to shower, sex and leave your presence within that time? ??? ???  So if you book an hour from 2, I expect you out by 3.

This will vary from person to person. I generally don't do incalls so I don't have the issue of people overstaying, but I don't count any light chat before getting down to business towards their time.
ahhhh I use to do this back when I was nice lol :P

I find it easy to be polite towards everyone regardless of how they act, so people whom I find amicable are easy to be nice to. And I find most of my clients pleasant, really. I'm also lucky enough to have a fair few clients who are so easy to talk to that I've stuck around for 20-30 minutes after the meeting, just chatting over a coffee. ;D

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« Reply #725 on: 09 November 2015, 12:56:56 am »
Chilling on the bed after they have cum with a small amount of time left. Maybe i'm just being a bitch? but it really irritates me when they do this. I had a client recently book a half hour appointment, came in 25 mins then had the cheek to lay their on the bed expecting some additional service or something, saying "what are you going to do to me now?" I was just a bit in shock as most men just get up use the shower and leave bang on time or politely inform me that they are just calming down for a few minutes. That's fine and all but this particular individual seemed a bit weird, supposedly wanting a hand job for the next 5 mins but it mostly takes them around 5mins to put their shit on and get out. 10 mins if they take a shower. So why he didn't just jump in the shower and leave , I do not know. Yes, I understand you want your moneys worth and all but let's not start something we clearly cannot finish. He clearly didn't want to use those final 5mins to pack up and go and It's funny because some refuse to have a shower in a 30min booking as they say it eats in to their time but oh how they jump in the shower afterwards to eat into my time. I'm pretty sure if a client books a certain amount of time he has to shower, sex and leave your presence within that time? ??? ???  So if you book an hour from 2, I expect you out by 3. I hesitantly allow an extra 10mins for shower etc in certain circumstances but even that still pisses me off. I think he was just trying to see if he can get extra time without me saying anything about it though, but then again he genuinely looked, acted and spoke quite thick so I believe something's not connecting in his upstairs.
I'm completely with you on this. If an hour booking starts at 2pm i want rhem out by 3pm. I have 2 regulars i had to really put my foot down with cause one of them kept booking 15min quickies and was staying about 30mins in total cause he wanted to shower then even whilst getting ready putting clothes back on, he'd stop putting his stuff on if ye was talking. This seriously irritates me, why is it so hard to put your clothes on WHILST talking!! I also have a reg who always books 45mins but would essentially end up having an hour for the price of a 45min booking due to taking the piss about cumming then the shower then yapping. It wound me up so much that in the end i told them through text when each booked again that due to it making me late for other bookings, if you want 45mins or 15mins, this includes showering in that time slot. Not afterwards. Glad i said something cause neither take the piss now and my 15min now always books 30mins.
I know some men accuse of clock watching but at the end of the day it works both ways. If you're going to take an hour book an hour, not 45mins! You wouldn't do this in other aspects of life when buying things so why with us!

Oh my gosh. Yes it's true. Especially the part when they stop putting their clothes on when they are talking. Most of them do it if not all, hence why I leave the room when they are changing.   Some of them book 30 minutes hoping that you would allow them an extra 10mins so they get 40mins hence why I am strict with time. Cheeky bastards. That's why I work at making them cum at a certain time. So if a client books 30 minutes at 2pm, at 2:15 I move on to making him cum, I can never wait till last 10 mins because  I would get agitated, especially if they haven't cum yet. I tend to just walk out the room when i am trying to make a client cum and he only has 5mins left and he just won't cum. I just get too anxious.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #726 on: 09 November 2015, 01:02:42 am »
If they want to chat they can pay me first lol. People try all sorts of things to make you forget about the money so you shouldn't really delay that. I'm not totally strict about time but you give an inch they take a mile. Talk about how you don't include shower time in their time with you and then they want a 45 minute shower with you before anything starts.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #727 on: 10 November 2015, 01:30:41 am »
'Are you available for a booking on Friday?'
'I'm sorry but I'm not available on Friday.'
'Are you sure?'

'Are you available at xx:xx on Tuesday?'
'Unfortunately I can only do from/before xx:xx'
'Are you sure you can't do xx:xx?'

YES, I'M FUCKING SURE. I can't stand these idiots. Under what circumstances would I not be sure? Has the answer ever been 'Nah, you're right. I'm lying in order to not get paid.'

Major annoyance, this. I remember telling one guy I wasn't free the day he wanted and he said 'if you could see me then I would be grateful'. Sorry, what does your being grateful have to do with it?

It's the neediness and the expectation that we should change our plans and sacrifice our free time to suit them that gets me.

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« Reply #728 on: 10 November 2015, 02:02:26 am »
Breathe?

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #729 on: 10 November 2015, 03:48:34 am »
Attempt to go through my whole condom stash for their flaccid cock and then get tetchy when I cut them off at 3 per booking if there is no action, seriously they just ping them off and go "got another"? How about no dickhead.

Oh and stress utter discretion on my part and then I get to their house and it's lit up like the fucking 4th of July at 4AM! Seriously?! You have the nerve to ask if I'm discreet.

I honestly believe that to be a hookers client you have to have a knobhead gene and a complete lack of self awareness because I've never met human beings like them in any other facet of my life before ::)
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #730 on: 10 November 2015, 10:14:24 am »
Chilling on the bed after they have cum with a small amount of time left. Maybe i'm just being a bitch? but it really irritates me when they do this. I had a client recently book a half hour appointment, came in 25 mins then had the cheek to lay their on the bed expecting some additional service or something, saying "what are you going to do to me now?" I was just a bit in shock as most men just get up use the shower and leave bang on time or politely inform me that they are just calming down for a few minutes. That's fine and all but this particular individual seemed a bit weird, supposedly wanting a hand job for the next 5 mins but it mostly takes them around 5mins to put their shit on and get out. 10 mins if they take a shower. So why he didn't just jump in the shower and leave , I do not know. Yes, I understand you want your moneys worth and all but let's not start something we clearly cannot finish. He clearly didn't want to use those final 5mins to pack up and go and It's funny because some refuse to have a shower in a 30min booking as they say it eats in to their time but oh how they jump in the shower afterwards to eat into my time. I'm pretty sure if a client books a certain amount of time he has to shower, sex and leave your presence within that time? ??? ???  So if you book an hour from 2, I expect you out by 3. I hesitantly allow an extra 10mins for shower etc in certain circumstances but even that still pisses me off. I think he was just trying to see if he can get extra time without me saying anything about it though, but then again he genuinely looked, acted and spoke quite thick so I believe something's not connecting in his upstairs.

I hate that! I get people 27 mins or so into a half an hour expecting another bj, if they took 27 minutes to come the first time, how on earth do they expect to cum again in 3 minutes anyway?!

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« Reply #731 on: 10 November 2015, 11:24:38 am »
I had a regular who would always book a half hour app. I enjoyed his company so never paid much attention to him overstaying, but as time went on he would deliberately delay and avoid cumming until the very end of the booking, dragging out the appointment more and more.
Over time this really got on my nerves.
The last time I saw him he again kept delaying, it got to the final minute, only this time things didn't go quite as he planned as he must have "gone past the point" or his penis was as pissed of with his constant delaying techniques as I was and he couldn't cum. I'm pretty good at what I do but there was nothing happening and it became clear, to me at least, that it wasn't going to, not in my time anyway.......

I called time on the appointment and sent him away to deal with his frustrated cock himself.

Harsh but fair I think.



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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #732 on: 11 November 2015, 09:23:00 pm »
'Are you available for a booking on Friday?'
'I'm sorry but I'm not available on Friday.'
'Are you sure?'

'Are you available at xx:xx on Tuesday?'
'Unfortunately I can only do from/before xx:xx'
'Are you sure you can't do xx:xx?'

YES, I'M FUCKING SURE. I can't stand these idiots. Under what circumstances would I not be sure? Has the answer ever been 'Nah, you're right. I'm lying in order to not get paid.'

Major annoyance, this. I remember telling one guy I wasn't free the day he wanted and he said 'if you could see me then I would be grateful'. Sorry, what does your being grateful have to do with it?

It's the neediness and the expectation that we should change our plans and sacrifice our free time to suit them that gets me.
Its similar to the guys who know full well you don't work after say 9pm (its on all adverts)but insist on sending texts saying 'I know you don't work after this time but will you see me?' And its nearly always at say 8:30 or just after 9pm when in all likelihood I'll be on my way home or with my last appointment or preparing to shower etc.I find it really silly and pushy to be honest.If they actually rang and tried to give me a bit of notice I might stay a little later I have done for nice regular guys but just not gonna rush back to my flat or hang around half the night for someone who may or may not turn up after my working hours.
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« Reply #733 on: 11 November 2015, 09:30:51 pm »
Attempt to go through my whole condom stash for their flaccid cock and then get tetchy when I cut them off at 3 per booking if there is no action, seriously they just ping them off and go "got another"? How about no dickhead.

Oh and stress utter discretion on my part and then I get to their house and it's lit up like the fucking 4th of July at 4AM! Seriously?! You have the nerve to ask if I'm discreet.

I honestly believe that to be a hookers client you have to have a knobhead gene and a complete lack of self awareness because I've never met human beings like them in any other facet of my life before ::)

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« Reply #734 on: 11 November 2015, 09:42:31 pm »
Someone I've seen before emailed me saying he would like to visit me for an Incall this weekend. Normal procedure of back and forward emails, then he emailed saying. 'Blah. Blah. I'd like to be there between such-and-such time and such-and-such time, and hope that work doesn't mess up my plan. Could you be flexible by an hour either way'

Sure let me sit around and turn away bookings for three hours in the hopes that you'll turn up  :FF