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Siorse

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #330 on: 18 April 2015, 12:36:58 pm »
What is it with these guys..??!!  They're trying to book for ages, finally got time, arrange a time, they're all up for it, and then just disappear, stop all communication, pooff,  ???
Then there's the ones that phone (a few times), can I book for such and such a time, yes no probs, ok, could you wear this and that,
yes no probs, ok see you then!
2 mins later, a text; "Oh, I didn't realise the time, sorry, I have to cancel".  ::)
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #331 on: 19 April 2015, 12:31:26 pm »
Wet kisses/excessive licking.

I'm fine with kissing with tongue, but I feel like some clients come in thinking 'I want to get as much saliva on her as possible'. Spit on my hoo ha is fine, but when there's a floppy tongue all over my neck and face and ears...blech. I can't even see how it's sexy for them either, especially when I'm quite obviously recoiling in disgust.

Also, kissers who suck your lips???? It hurts.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #332 on: 19 April 2015, 12:57:41 pm »
Post sex fingering :/
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #333 on: 20 April 2015, 02:47:55 am »
Yep those wet sloppy kisses are gross n equally as bad are the guys who hardly open their mouths when they kiss.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #334 on: 20 April 2015, 04:16:36 pm »
When they faff around outside my incall place, my first client today pulled up in a car that had the loudest engine ever, then rang for the door number from outside the car, I waited to let him in and he was looking in his car boot for ages and then in his glove compartment in his car,

Finally he came in, booking done, quick shower and then spent 10 minutes drying himself, then whilst I was seeing him out he said "Thanks, I really enjoyed that" REALLY LOUDLY in the front garden! The street I work in is very quiet, then he sat in his very loud car with the engine running for ages doing god knows what.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #335 on: 20 April 2015, 04:18:42 pm »
No one kisses me  :-\
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #336 on: 20 April 2015, 05:21:00 pm »
Urgh kissing. I find this the worst part of the job! Give me a dick to suck any day and I can just switch off! Just had one punter insist on passionately kissing me for a full hour, like I was the love of his life. I'd never stop anyone doing this but it just makes me feel so uncomfortable!  I didn't even fancy him let alone want to kiss him like he was Ryan Gosling for 60 mins

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #337 on: 20 April 2015, 05:29:35 pm »
Urgh kissing. I find this the worst part of the job! Give me a dick to suck any day and I can just switch off! Just had one punter insist on passionately kissing me for a full hour, like I was the love of his life. I'd never stop anyone doing this but it just makes me feel so uncomfortable!  I didn't even fancy him let alone want to kiss him like he was Ryan Gosling for 60 mins

That really made me laugh, just picturing it, like a scene from Gone With The Wind!!!  ;D What is going on in these guys heads? hahaha

I see a guy who kisses me full on the whole time. Although he's OK and I don't mind once I get into it, at first I do find myself twisting away and diverting attention from my face haha. I find kissing more intimate than the actual sex so it's uncomfortable.  Should have been an actress!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #338 on: 20 April 2015, 05:46:22 pm »
Lol, that's exactly it! It's way to intimate. I don't mind a little at the beginning but all the cheeky little lingering kisses and staring into my eyes.... Urgh please mate! STOP!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #339 on: 21 April 2015, 01:24:50 pm »
Holding my head!!!!  :FF They don't realise it makes your hair (well mine anyway) greasy, especially when they've just had their fingers down my fanny etc..
AArgh it does my nut in!!
Even worse when they do it when I'm giving them a BJ, but in that case I'll tell them, coz I really can't stand it, it freaks me out.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #340 on: 21 April 2015, 01:34:38 pm »
When they faff around outside my incall place, my first client today pulled up in a car that had the loudest engine ever, then rang for the door number from outside the car, I waited to let him in and he was looking in his car boot for ages and then in his glove compartment in his car,

Finally he came in, booking done, quick shower and then spent 10 minutes drying himself, then whilst I was seeing him out he said "Thanks, I really enjoyed that" REALLY LOUDLY in the front garden! The street I work in is very quiet, then he sat in his very loud car with the engine running for ages doing god knows what.

OMG !  They have no sense at all!  Similar thing is the ones that are walking and lost with my simplest of simple idiot proof instructions yet the stroll up and down my street shouting my name and number out loud whilst I talk to them on the phone!  DUH!!!!!!

Or stand on my doorstep for ages grinning like cheshire cats before they come in....- some I've been known to literally pull in by the collar LOL


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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #341 on: 21 April 2015, 02:33:14 pm »
Holding my head!!!!  :FF They don't realise it makes your hair (well mine anyway) greasy, especially when they've just had their fingers down my fanny etc..
AArgh it does my nut in!!
Even worse when they do it when I'm giving them a BJ, but in that case I'll tell them, coz I really can't stand it, it freaks me out.

I had a client once who wanted a bath with me. I said ok but I can't get my hair wet (literally just had it done at the hairdressers, in gorgeous curls!) He proceeded to DFK me while in the bath, running his damn wet hands through my hair!! I nearly slapped them away lol

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #342 on: 23 April 2015, 02:18:21 pm »
Phones up, can I have a booking?

I'm fully booked but have you seen me before?

No, not me there must be some mistake.

I'm sure you've visited me before. Aren't you the guy who visited me on particular specific day, when the weather was extreme, and who has ever since let me down to the point where I said I couldn't see you in future without a deposit.

Oh yes, I remember now.

 ??? ::)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #343 on: 23 April 2015, 03:52:01 pm »
had a booking with a guy who's hands felt like sandpaper.

Declined a massage, where i planned to stealthily grease up his hands.

Literally felt like he was exfoliating me when he touched my skin UGHHHHHHH x
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #344 on: 23 April 2015, 04:05:02 pm »
Some of them even put fingers in my ears.

Seriously - you can stick your tongue and fingers in my vagina. You can stick them in my arse. Why must you stick them in my ears? Can I have just one tiny piece of me that you don't stick things in? Just the one?

THIS  :D :FF
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