Quote from: Shania on 17 August 2015, 09:00:09 pm

Quote from: sausagemcmuffin on 17 August 2015, 07:46:37 pm

Vile  placqie smelling breathe and keep blowing it in your face.
licking my ears and neck with same vile breathe and slobbery mouth.
sucking nipples like they are trying to pop them out.
Athletes foot.
Fungal toe nails urghghghhgghhghghg - makes me want to heave just thinking about it..



haha think I'm in the wrong job!!

  I have a client with shit breath coming soon. Like his breath literally smells like poo but how can you not know your breath stinks?

Do you have to see him or can you do without sounds vile to have put up with that .

I already saw him lol. only saw him once before that and thought maybe it was just a one off. I still saved his number as shit breath though to remind me. when i saw him calling i was like, oh well, perhaps he had a bad day the last time? i was wrong. what's worst is that he didnt even bother to make use of the mouth wash in the bathroom which was literally next to the towel he picked up. Think this one knows but just doesn't care. that would explain why he wasnt surprised i moved my face when he tried to kiss me. On the BlOCKLIST.

I know it's not his fault but one guy I see has a REALLY bent willy. Not his fault, but what really annoys me is that he doesn't seem to know how to use it and always wants positions which makes getting it in really tricky. 

It's like some sort of bent elephant in the room. Neither of us ever mention the bendiness of the willy- I try and suggest other positions and try to guide it in but it's so hard when it bends in the opposite direction of my vagina but he doesn't move or declines my suggestions and suggests more equally unworkable places and positions.

Today we moved from the sofa, over the bathroom sink, over the windowsill, doggy, missionary it was all fumbley and this damn thing pinging in the wrong direction!

It's like he is totally oblivious to a cock so bent if it was a banana it'd be outlawed in the EU!

.....It's like some sort of bent elephant in the room..... fumbley and this damn thing pinging in the wrong direction!...

.....It's like he is totally oblivious to a cock so bent if it was a banana it'd be outlawed in the EU!

Denial!

Need to know everything about you in advance.

Had a booking arranged today, asked me on the phone while arranging the booking what I study, then after arranging it messaged me to say 'looking forward to chatting (what I told him I study - which isn't quite the truth for obvious reasons) with you'.

I find it intrusive to ask stuff before they've even turned up for a booking, it just gives me the impression they will spend the whole of the booking prying.

I turned out to be right about this guy, 10 minutes into chatting after he arrived and he starts asking me about my parents, when I changed the subject he tried to ask again a little later. Asked about my relationship status and any other personal question he could think of.

Then proceeded to tell me all about his relationship that broke up, down to the exact date it happened 

Quote from: Midsstudent on 19 August 2015, 05:24:30 pm

Need to know everything about you in advance.

Had a booking arranged today, asked me on the phone while arranging the booking what I study, then after arranging it messaged me to say 'looking forward to chatting (what I told him I study - which isn't quite the truth for obvious reasons) with you'.

I find it intrusive to ask stuff before they've even turned up for a booking, it just gives me the impression they will spend the whole of the booking prying.

I turned out to be right about this guy, 10 minutes into chatting after he arrived and he starts asking me about my parents, when I changed the subject he tried to ask again a little later. Asked about my relationship status and any other personal question he could think of.

Then proceeded to tell me all about his relationship that broke up, down to the exact date it happened 

lool I hate these ones. Only cuz I have to smile and nod my head under the pretense that i care

I've been really quiet apart from the odd tw lately on aw, as soon as my profile says that I'm unavailable for a month, clients read that as I'm available now! Never had so many messages in my life. Emailed a couple back saying 'I'm not available until September as my profile states' and they reply that yes they seen that, but they thought I'd be available anyway   

I've had a number of clients just lately that when I've buzzed them in haven't pushed the door. Then phone me from outside and say I can't get in.

Hahaha you just reminded me of my last client, buzzed the apartment number on the intercom three times asking what number flat I was in