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Nia Hope

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #735 on: 12 November 2015, 03:56:03 pm »
Another one today asking if I have any friends that would like to join in  :FF my real friends have civvy jobs! I told him book 2 hookers, it annoys me that they think we only know other prostitutes!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #736 on: 12 November 2015, 05:39:23 pm »
Another one today asking if I have any friends that would like to join in  :FF my real friends have civvy jobs! I told him book 2 hookers, it annoys me that they think we only know other prostitutes!

I got this today too. Wonder if it was the same guy. Told me only to reply if I could get a 'gf' to join us *snigger*

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #737 on: 12 November 2015, 05:47:22 pm »
Another one today asking if I have any friends that would like to join in  :FF my real friends have civvy jobs! I told him book 2 hookers, it annoys me that they think we only know other prostitutes!

I got this today too. Wonder if it was the same guy. Told me only to reply if I could get a 'gf' to join us *snigger*

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #738 on: 14 November 2015, 04:05:06 pm »
Working at a hotel. I can see the client through my window as they walk passed reception outside. I then tell them my room number, and every single one of them have repeated it out loud, whether there have been people standing around or not  :FF.

'Okay... room ***, got it'

Ugh!!

I've wanted to actually say down the phone, okay, now, don't repeat out loud what I'm about to say to you.

Do these people not understand anything about discretion!

I'd tell them the room number before like usual, but due to a bad experience yesterday, and the fact I have to direct them to the building with the rooms anyway, I'd rather tell them once I can see them...  :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #739 on: 14 November 2015, 04:30:00 pm »
Working at a hotel. I can see the client through my window as they walk passed reception outside. I then tell them my room number, and every single one of them have repeated it out loud, whether there have been people standing around or not  :FF.

'Okay... room ***, got it'

Ugh!!

I've wanted to actually say down the phone, okay, now, don't repeat out loud what I'm about to say to you.

Do these people not understand anything about discretion!

I'd tell them the room number before like usual, but due to a bad experience yesterday, and the fact I have to direct them to the building with the rooms anyway, I'd rather tell them once I can see them...  :FF
I had a guy walk up my street last week shouting into his phone "Oh ok number 17, I know I'm early are you ready" I went mental when he arrived, was a nice guy but why the fuck do they do this! I work in a suburban street with lots of retired people at home all day, hopefully they are all deaf x
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #740 on: 14 November 2015, 05:57:14 pm »
Working at a hotel. I can see the client through my window as they walk passed reception outside. I then tell them my room number, and every single one of them have repeated it out loud, whether there have been people standing around or not  :FF.

'Okay... room ***, got it'

Ugh!!

I've wanted to actually say down the phone, okay, now, don't repeat out loud what I'm about to say to you.

Do these people not understand anything about discretion!

I'd tell them the room number before like usual, but due to a bad experience yesterday, and the fact I have to direct them to the building with the rooms anyway, I'd rather tell them once I can see them...  :FF

Yep, then they look shiftily left & right as they exit the room to see if anyone is watching, WTF is that all about? Can't they just exit with an air of confidence?

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« Reply #741 on: 17 November 2015, 07:02:51 pm »
When they insist on making you cum... Well try to. And sit there the whole time staring at you. It makes me feel SO uncomfortable! I tend to just close my eyes but I can feel their eyes on me. I've had a few bookings like this recently where they've just wanted to pleasure me. One guy the other day and one yesterday just fingered me and gave me oral the whole time which I'm not complaining about because I pretty much got money to lie there and feel really akward lol but it's the staring I hate

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #742 on: 17 November 2015, 09:51:50 pm »
I hate the ones with no personality, you try and talk to them and they are so quiet, so the whole booking feels uncomfortable and the sex and atmosphere is rubbish

They are the quickest ones to say ' you were rubbish' on forums

It works both ways for me, i can only do so much :-[ 
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #743 on: 18 November 2015, 12:54:41 pm »
When they insist on making you cum... Well try to. And sit there the whole time staring at you. It makes me feel SO uncomfortable! I tend to just close my eyes but I can feel their eyes on me. I've had a few bookings like this recently where they've just wanted to pleasure me. One guy the other day and one yesterday just fingered me and gave me oral the whole time which I'm not complaining about because I pretty much got money to lie there and feel really akward lol but it's the staring I hate

ph my goooshhhh. I HATE these ones. I was going to say this but you beat me to it. I  hate when they fucking stare at me during sex as well, it makes me uncomfortable and I worry that they can tell I am faking. Same with closing my eyes as I can still feel them staring. This is when I suggest doggy. lol. Don't get me started on the ones that try make you cum. Sometimes I feel so frustrated that I just want to get up and say "Listen you can never ever ever make me cum much less give me pleasure so you are just wasting your time, you are paying me not me paying you, now do you want to keep your mouth down their whilst I fake pleasure for the rest of the booking or do you want to fuck me cum and leave. your choice" I think it just goes to show that men think if they lick our clits or put their dicks in us it feels good. Not because something is going in and out inside of me means it feels good. it just feels like something is going in and out inside of me lol. there is no sexual pleasure whatsoever. and the whole attacking the clit with their tongue non stop gets really irritating actually. I just fake an orgasm and say sorry i'm getting sensitive as I have cum please stop. But then I have to kiss them or give them oral so sometimes I drag on the whole mmmm i love your tongue on my clit for as long as I can bare  ::) I tell you men and women are so different. A man can get hard for anything/anyone/anywhere not sure if it's the same for women though definately not the same for me, i just can't get wet with someone I am not attracted to, hence why I secretly apply lube when they are not looking and they feel so good about it (really? you must feel good thinking you actually got me wet and horny for you ;D lol) silly silly boys

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #744 on: 19 November 2015, 09:31:07 pm »
Inquire about whether you do a specific service or not claiming that it is not a big deal if you don't provide it or not then you never hear from them again if you say you don't provide it as it was obviously a big deal. Fucking Twats!
Sorry just wanted to let that out as I can't exactly say it to their face ;D
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #745 on: 20 November 2015, 07:45:32 am »
When they go over the time allotted and I politely make them aware and they still slowly get dressed stretch and piss around trying to hug and thank me. YOU just wasted my time and lost me money now unless you're going to pay for the wasted time get the f*ck out. >:(

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #746 on: 20 November 2015, 08:39:20 pm »
Ask me to wear something from my pictures that takes 10 minutes to put on, when they've only booked a 30 minute appointment. I wouldn't mind so much if they didn't then take it off within 5 minutes of walking through the door -_-
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #747 on: 20 November 2015, 09:07:43 pm »
When they insist on making you cum... Well try to. And sit there the whole time staring at you. It makes me feel SO uncomfortable! I tend to just close my eyes but I can feel their eyes on me. I've had a few bookings like this recently where they've just wanted to pleasure me. One guy the other day and one yesterday just fingered me and gave me oral the whole time which I'm not complaining about because I pretty much got money to lie there and feel really akward lol but it's the staring I hate

ph my goooshhhh. I HATE these ones. I was going to say this but you beat me to it. I  hate when they fucking stare at me during sex as well, it makes me uncomfortable and I worry that they can tell I am faking. Same with closing my eyes as I can still feel them staring. This is when I suggest doggy. lol. Don't get me started on the ones that try make you cum. Sometimes I feel so frustrated that I just want to get up and say "Listen you can never ever ever make me cum much less give me pleasure so you are just wasting your time, you are paying me not me paying you, now do you want to keep your mouth down their whilst I fake pleasure for the rest of the booking or do you want to fuck me cum and leave. your choice" I think it just goes to show that men think if they lick our clits or put their dicks in us it feels good. Not because something is going in and out inside of me means it feels good. it just feels like something is going in and out inside of me lol. there is no sexual pleasure whatsoever. and the whole attacking the clit with their tongue non stop gets really irritating actually. I just fake an orgasm and say sorry i'm getting sensitive as I have cum please stop. But then I have to kiss them or give them oral so sometimes I drag on the whole mmmm i love your tongue on my clit for as long as I can bare  ::) I tell you men and women are so different. A man can get hard for anything/anyone/anywhere not sure if it's the same for women though definately not the same for me, i just can't get wet with someone I am not attracted to, hence why I secretly apply lube when they are not looking and they feel so good about it (really? you must feel good thinking you actually got me wet and horny for you ;D lol) silly silly boys

I have had an email from 'lickulots' today. This username sends shivers down my spine. What the F do they get out of it, God knows. Tired of pretending to like it. Maybe it's because women pretend to like it that they keep on doing it. Or maybe it's just to feed their EGOS that they can give women pleasure. At least they're not staring at you when they have their head between your legs...oh yeah but then they keep looking up to see your face randomly and catch you staring at the wall blankly hahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #748 on: 20 November 2015, 09:26:04 pm »
When they insist on making you cum... Well try to. And sit there the whole time staring at you. It makes me feel SO uncomfortable! I tend to just close my eyes but I can feel their eyes on me. I've had a few bookings like this recently where they've just wanted to pleasure me. One guy the other day and one yesterday just fingered me and gave me oral the whole time which I'm not complaining about because I pretty much got money to lie there and feel really akward lol but it's the staring I hate

ph my goooshhhh. I HATE these ones. I was going to say this but you beat me to it. I  hate when they fucking stare at me during sex as well, it makes me uncomfortable and I worry that they can tell I am faking. Same with closing my eyes as I can still feel them staring. This is when I suggest doggy. lol. Don't get me started on the ones that try make you cum. Sometimes I feel so frustrated that I just want to get up and say "Listen you can never ever ever make me cum much less give me pleasure so you are just wasting your time, you are paying me not me paying you, now do you want to keep your mouth down their whilst I fake pleasure for the rest of the booking or do you want to fuck me cum and leave. your choice" I think it just goes to show that men think if they lick our clits or put their dicks in us it feels good. Not because something is going in and out inside of me means it feels good. it just feels like something is going in and out inside of me lol. there is no sexual pleasure whatsoever. and the whole attacking the clit with their tongue non stop gets really irritating actually. I just fake an orgasm and say sorry i'm getting sensitive as I have cum please stop. But then I have to kiss them or give them oral so sometimes I drag on the whole mmmm i love your tongue on my clit for as long as I can bare  ::) I tell you men and women are so different. A man can get hard for anything/anyone/anywhere not sure if it's the same for women though definately not the same for me, i just can't get wet with someone I am not attracted to, hence why I secretly apply lube when they are not looking and they feel so good about it (really? you must feel good thinking you actually got me wet and horny for you ;D lol) silly silly boys

I have had an email from 'lickulots' today. This username sends shivers down my spine. What the F do they get out of it, God knows. Tired of pretending to like it. Maybe it's because women pretend to like it that they keep on doing it. Or maybe it's just to feed their EGOS that they can give women pleasure. At least they're not staring at you when they have their head between your legs...oh yeah but then they keep looking up to see your face randomly and catch you staring at the wall blankly hahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Am I the only one who genuinely enjoys it? I've always been turned on by old men going down on younger women (even watch the porn). Maybe having four or five orgasms a day when I offer incalls is why I'm always in such a good mood  ;D

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #749 on: 20 November 2015, 10:33:52 pm »
Ask me to wear something from my pictures that takes 10 minutes to put on, when they've only booked a 30 minute appointment. I wouldn't mind so much if they didn't then take it off within 5 minutes of walking through the door -_-
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lool ;D ;D there was this one time I was doing incalls from a hotel that was unfrotunately key carded so had to go down for the client. He wanted me to wear a specific item of clothing from my pictures. I said to him that I can't put that on to greet him as i would have to come down for him explaining the key situation but  told him I can put it on for him when we get to the room (hoping he would say never mind just leave it) He said yes. So got to the room and he literally sat their watching me struggle to put the shit on. When I had it on and was laying on the bed he came and took it off :o Maybe I shouldn't have said I can put it on for you in the room? I think he was a bit shy to say "don't bother putting it on" but still the whole thing just made me laugh.