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katrina

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1050 on: 23 April 2016, 04:13:42 pm »
Had to cancel someone recently as came on my period and it was really heavy. He text me and said he could come round just for a social to give me cuddles and kisses etc for an hour. He's a regular so I thought it would be an easy way to make some extra money with someone trustworthy. Text him back saying it sounded lovely and I'd offer him a discount seeing as no sex of any kind would be involved. His response "I didn't realise it would have to be a "transaction". If you decide you want some company later and someone to rub your tummy for you then you know where I am".

Grrrrr - why do certain clients assume we'd ever want to see them for free? He's old enough to be my grandad and I've never ever lead him to believe that I might have feelings for him or want to be his friend outside of escorting in anyway. It's as if because I give a good performance during bookings they think it's the best sex I've ever experienced and I'd happily spend time with them for free.


Because he's a cheeky cunt, what part of the word 'escort' doesn't he understand!? He's just trying it on. I bet the thought of him popping round for free to 'rub your tummy' makes you cringe, it would me lol :-)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1051 on: 23 April 2016, 04:50:26 pm »
+1

My biggest pet peeve is that they'll send me a cock picture/ try to text me outside of hours/ ask if they can be my friend/ offer me a job/ free dates/ free overnights then somehow get really offended when I say no. And then call me a "gold digging whore, who is only in it for the money"

Erm you found me on a ESCORTING site. A site which exchanges sexual favours for money! Why are you so surpised that I dare want MONEY for these things. I'm a prostitute? Shock horror! I want money for sex! How dare I?  ::) :FF ???

It bloody well pisses me off.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1052 on: 23 April 2016, 09:28:38 pm »
I've noticed lately that potential clients are getting snotty when you politely turn their booking down.Today for example I had a guy ring and he asked alot of questions which I did answer politely such as what does swallow at discretion mean,would you swallow the second time I meet you,can I cross dress,can I have a gfe,can I see you this afternoon,if I want to book can I ring on the day (a minute ago he wanted this afternoon)he then asked if I do everything on my enjoys list followed by do I enjoy escorting or do I do it for the money...at this point I said I felt that was a question too far and I was going to end the conversation.2 mins later he sent a snotty text saying he was nervous and I'd disrespected him and he had wanted to spend his hardearned cash on me.I mean for gods sake!
Sent him a text back telling him I had been very respectful but felt i comfortable with some of his questions and didn't wish to continue being grilled.I added that the fact he had just got extremely snotty for no real reason meant my gut was right and he was very welcome to take his hardearned cash and poor attitude elsewhere.Jesus why bother carrying on just because someone doesn't want to meet or discuss totally nosy and odd things!

Miss Carolines secret

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1053 on: 24 April 2016, 05:59:30 am »
When they text and if you don't reply immediately they text question marks, so rude.


Text received at 10.50 last night: Available now

I ignored it then another text from him at 11pm: ??
The odd thing is some of these irritating wankers arnt even available it's their bullshit messages I just have to ignore

katrina

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1054 on: 24 April 2016, 01:05:13 pm »
When they text and if you don't reply immediately they text question marks, so rude.


Text received at 10.50 last night: Available now

I ignored it then another text from him at 11pm: ??
The odd thing is some of these irritating wankers arnt even available it's their bullshit messages I just have to ignore


Yes they probably just send the same stupid text out to see if anyone replies with no intention of actually booking anyone.


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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1055 on: 01 May 2016, 07:36:44 pm »
I have a regular who has a small penis, not what I would call a micro, but not much length or girth. 

His favorite position is us on our sides and him entering from behind.  It's not a condom issue with him, he is big enough for it to stay on, BUT he pulls out too far and falls out and then has to be guided back in...  again and again and again. 

For some reason this annoys the shit out of me.  I've tried to manipulate my body in all sorts of contorted positions to keep him inside of me long enough for him to cum but it gets old. 

I know he's paying me and it's not as if he's asking me to do anything I don't offer but grrrrrrr, I want to scream "do you NOT understand why this position is NOT working?"   :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF Rant over...

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1056 on: 01 May 2016, 11:58:53 pm »
Fucking PERSONAL QUESTIONS, man.

I've been quizzed so many times recently as to why my working hours are what they are.  It is literally NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS. None.  I can sort of forgive it in person because it's sometimes just small talk, and they might be nervous and blurt it out without really thinking.  But on the phone, when they demand a certain time and I say no i don't work past X time.  And they are like, why? and then sound all pissed off that I won't do what they want or explain why.

I just want to write I OWE YOU NOTHING on my forehead

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« Reply #1057 on: 02 May 2016, 10:53:09 am »
I can't remember if I've said on here already but when they say "I've seen you on quite a few places" with a riased eyebrow & smarmy-ish smirk.  Wow Sherlock, you just have to go on my website & see all the banners to see where I list my services. I always give a bit of a sarcastic response to these types. I just don't understand their reasons for it.  ??? fookin eejits

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1058 on: 02 May 2016, 11:02:04 am »
I have a regular who has a small penis, not what I would call a micro, but not much length or girth. 

His favorite position is us on our sides and him entering from behind.  It's not a condom issue with him, he is big enough for it to stay on, BUT he pulls out too far and falls out and then has to be guided back in...  again and again and again. 

For some reason this annoys the shit out of me.  I've tried to manipulate my body in all sorts of contorted positions to keep him inside of me long enough for him to cum but it gets old. 

I know he's paying me and it's not as if he's asking me to do anything I don't offer but grrrrrrr, I want to scream "do you NOT understand why this position is NOT working?"   :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF Rant over...

Why don't you tell him the position isn't working ?

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1059 on: 02 May 2016, 03:55:53 pm »

I know he's paying me and it's not as if he's asking me to do anything I don't offer but grrrrrrr, I want to scream "do you NOT understand why this position is NOT working?"   :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF Rant over...

Why don't you tell him the position isn't working ?
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Believe me, I have tried.  I have suggested other positions and done it in the nicest way possible (I love the way it feels when you're in me in doggy) but HE wants this position and HE keeps going back to it.  Not all clients actually listen or take instruction.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1060 on: 02 May 2016, 04:21:17 pm »
When they ask your rates and when I say "They are all on the profile" and they say "Are you're ?130 an hour"

Why ask!
If something is not perceived it doesn't exist.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1061 on: 02 May 2016, 05:57:47 pm »
When they ask your rates and when I say "They are all on the profile" and they say "Are you're ?130 an hour"

Why ask!

I have, in the past, quoted a higher price than is on my profile. Almost always they came back with "Aha! But here it says it's 120!"

Sometimes I would say "That's the price for people who don't ask stupid questions."

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1062 on: 02 May 2016, 06:47:50 pm »
When they ask your rates and when I say "They are all on the profile" and they say "Are you're ?130 an hour"

Why ask!

I have, in the past, quoted a higher price than is on my profile. Almost always they came back with "Aha! But here it says it's 120!"

Sometimes I would say "That's the price for people who don't ask stupid questions."
Good answer, I'm gonna do that next time x
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1063 on: 04 May 2016, 10:08:10 am »
It's probably been said a million times before but this is the thing that irritates me more than anything else in the world and its just happened yet again..

Email on AW 'when are you next available?'

Ffs my whole availability for the month is on my profile and I spend hours on it every month, booking locations, working out dates and so on. Why can't they just fucking look at it? Literally nothing annoys me more. If you've found my profile easy enough to email me, READ IT. Not only that but I also have it written three times that I'm on a break so no doubt he didn't bother to see that either.

Phew, needed that rant  ;D

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1064 on: 04 May 2016, 11:08:02 am »
I'm tired of the long lengthy emails stating a load of old boring nonsense plus  no bookings at all requested
Or asking when I'm visiting their town like I'd go all the way to some god forsaken place based on a damn strangers request  :FF