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Siorse

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #240 on: 05 February 2015, 04:12:50 pm »
Yeah, not drying themselves properly, then complaining they're cold, and throwing wet towels on the floor!  >:(
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #241 on: 06 February 2015, 12:12:08 am »
Luxuriating in my shower for 20 minutes.
('What is he doing in there?')

Then I went to his house-share and the bathroom
was infested with big, hairy, green, super-mould.

Not just little bits...
All round the bath, shower and walls. :o

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #242 on: 06 February 2015, 04:00:25 am »
This really annoys me;

Had a client ring me, spent a good few texts,emails finding best day/time for a two hour booking, as he can only do during the week, not weekends, then cancel in the morning of booking, with poor excuse, only one text;

HIM: had a bit of an accident, you know what I mean!, sorry can't make tonight.

What accident? No I don't know what you mean? Lol

Then later on that afternoon asks to book tomorrow for two hours told him ( truthfully not pushing him away or lying to him ) that I'm not free till Tuesday morning five days from now,

HIM ; ok can we just do the original time today, go back to our normal appointment?
ME ; sorry that slot has been filled now, Tuesday morning earliest time I can fit you in.
HIM ; but I only cancelled this morning? A few hours ago, can't you cancel the other person as that was my time?
ME ; excuse me? Your time? You cancelled so rebooked somebody , plus I don't appreciate you saying its your time, you cancel a booking it gets filled, works through life that way with anything.

No reply, but did get phone call 1955 from him ( 5 mins before phone gets switched off ) a good few hours from last text message.

HIM; can I book Tuesday morning then? Sorry for today ( and let's out a whimper on the phone???? )
ME ; nope it's booked up till Tuesday night now I'm afraid! ( just had a confirmed booking about an hour previous lol )
HIM ; bloody hell you get booked quick or is this a decoy? You don't want me to book?
ME ; as explained on previous emails/phone calls only do 3 bookings a day, and I fill slots quick, come back to me when you have decided.

Do clients honestly think we won't fill slots if we have a cancellation? And just keep open there cancellation times? Just in case they have a change of heart? God if that was right I think I'd only work a couple of hours a week!

Sorry for the rant!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #243 on: 06 February 2015, 08:51:46 am »
its amazing how long they can spend on the phone making their booking and talking about what they want and getting the address yet when they cancel they cant even either call to let us know or give a reason they just text. sorry luv cant make it ( maybe they spent all their top up credit on getting turned on and jerking off no mins left) to tell us they are wasting our time with a dumb excuse  :FF

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« Reply #244 on: 06 February 2015, 08:55:57 am »
I get annoyed when they can't take a sincere compliment but instead give a cynical smirk and indicate that I'm just saying that shit because I'm a prossie.

If I say, "you have lovely eyes" and they say, "Oh, I'm sure you say that to everyone" then I will reply, "No. Only the ones with lovely eyes. The others, I find something else to compliment."

I really hate it when you tell them their cocks are big and they scoff at the very IDEA that anything smaller than a lamp post could be too big for my cavernous whore hole. Because they compare themselves to what they see in porn.  ::)
Imagine if we said you are so ugly I am only seeing you  because your paying, the sex techniques you use are useless and wouldn't even arouse a dead creature let alone a sex worker. your performance is a disaster, your cock useless  and don't bother coming back get out lol lol !!!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #245 on: 06 February 2015, 09:09:57 am »
I just got this text for a booking i have sunday-

Ok so I go to reception on the Sunday & ask for you, or call you. Also does the hotel have parking


Yes thicko go to reception and ask for the prossie WTF! Only thing i'm greatful for is the fact i'v been able to tell him NO you do not go to reception and ask for me  :FF

**Edit OMFG!! I have just received another text off another potential client asking the same thing i think the guys in the area i'm touring this week are thick i mean seriously though  ???
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Siorse

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #246 on: 06 February 2015, 11:42:12 am »
its amazing how long they can spend on the phone making their booking and talking about what they want and getting the address yet when they cancel they cant even either call to let us know or give a reason they just text. sorry luv cant make it ( maybe they spent all their top up credit on getting turned on and jerking off no mins left) to tell us they are wasting our time with a dumb excuse  :FF

Yeah that's one of my pet-hates too!! And it's been happening a lot in the last few days..!!  :FF
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #247 on: 07 February 2015, 09:07:39 pm »
Ask your real name.

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« Reply #248 on: 07 February 2015, 09:28:24 pm »
Asking -

1) If I buy or rent my place
2) How much of my earnings do I actually declare (yes, I've had plenty of these, cheeky basturds)
3) How much rent, or how much was my mortgage

I mean WTF, how rude.. just because I'm a working girl, that doesn't mean you have the right to ask personal questions that are bloody considered rude to ask! Why on earth would I tell YOU something so personal.  Honestly, they haven't got a clue  :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #249 on: 08 February 2015, 10:16:45 am »
Calling 5 times at 4am so that they are quite obviously trying to wake you up (this idiot succeeded so I just turned the phone off). I keep it on silent but after that many calls the vibrations wake you up... why do people do this?!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #250 on: 08 February 2015, 11:01:50 am »
Calling 5 times at 4am so that they are quite obviously trying to wake you up (this idiot succeeded so I just turned the phone off). I keep it on silent but after that many calls the vibrations wake you up... why do people do this?!
My phone goes on silent and in a drawer downstairs so my out of hours time is not disturbed :)
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #251 on: 09 February 2015, 07:32:49 am »
Asking -

1) If I buy or rent my place
2) How much of my earnings do I actually declare (yes, I've had plenty of these, cheeky basturds)
3) How much rent, or how much was my mortgage

I mean WTF, how rude.. just because I'm a working girl, that doesn't mean you have the right to ask personal questions that are bloody considered rude to ask! Why on earth would I tell YOU something so personal.  Honestly, they haven't got a clue  :FF

This REALLY pisses me off. In what situation is it acceptable to ask someone you've just met this kind of stuff? I've found the best way to nip these guys and their lack of social boundaries in the bud is to give an evasive answer and then ask them the same question they've just asked you. It's not always foolproof but the idiots with half a brain usually get the hint!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #252 on: 09 February 2015, 11:26:27 am »
Asking -

1) If I buy or rent my place
2) How much of my earnings do I actually declare (yes, I've had plenty of these, cheeky basturds)
3) How much rent, or how much was my mortgage

I mean WTF, how rude.. just because I'm a working girl, that doesn't mean you have the right to ask personal questions that are bloody considered rude to ask! Why on earth would I tell YOU something so personal.  Honestly, they haven't got a clue  :FF

This REALLY pisses me off. In what situation is it acceptable to ask someone you've just met this kind of stuff? I've found the best way to nip these guys and their lack of social boundaries in the bud is to give an evasive answer and then ask them the same question they've just asked you. It's not always foolproof but the idiots with half a brain usually get the hint!

I know, right?!  I usually just tell them I'd prefer not to answer as it's personal. Or I'll jokingly tell them what a cheeky bugger they are, depending on how likable they are.  It suddenly dawns on them in a big way at that point  ::)  I just wish I didn't have to put them in their place like that as it grinds my gears and greatly decreases potential for a repeat visit.  Some clients are more likable than others, but it still really annoys me that they are that disrespectful and believe it's OK to ask me those things because I obviously don't deserve their manners.   

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #253 on: 09 February 2015, 11:44:24 am »
"Will you be alone in the flat?" That question creeps me out!
Why do they want to know?!  If there was somebody in the other room they wouldn't even know about it!
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« Reply #254 on: 09 February 2015, 12:57:01 pm »
"Will you be alone in the flat?" That question creeps me out!
Why do they want to know?!  If there was somebody in the other room they wouldn't even know about it!
this is very off putting, I had said I have a security buddy upstairs if asked what my latest booking is and do I live there by myself.
  I had been asked recently  will I be staying the night at the hotel by a client this worried me.
I don't usually get asked and I cleared off after I finished anyway. 
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