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trashbaby

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #945 on: 19 February 2016, 12:55:44 am »
The ones who make a big song and dance about wanting to be your first booking of the day.  Like dude if you don't think I'm going to wash in between guys why are you booking me in the first place?

I actually said this to one of them once. And he was all "oh no of course I know you'll have a wash, I'm not being rude!", so I said, why does it matter then?  It's like they think that going to sleep and waking up the next day suddenly magically erases any previous whoring.

If you don't want to have sex with a prostitute DON'T HAVE SEX WITH A PROSTITUTE jesus christ it's not difficult.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #946 on: 19 February 2016, 09:56:21 am »
I think it's also because they think you'll be more horny and raring to go if they are the first. As if our supply of pretending to look exciting and turned on diminishes with each client we see!

But yeah, I fib and say yes to anyone who asks if they are my first client of the day whatever time it is if they ask!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #947 on: 19 February 2016, 01:10:02 pm »
The ones who make a big song and dance about wanting to be your first booking of the day.  Like dude if you don't think I'm going to wash in between guys why are you booking me in the first place?

Oh my god this all over I've had so many people get weird when I say no ( when they ask for a night-time booking!!)
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #948 on: 19 February 2016, 05:47:37 pm »
I'm fuming because I just had my first, "knock at the door," "Are you available?" I told him he was out of order just coming to my house. And I couldn't work out if I'd seen him before. I hope so or someone is just giving out my address.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #949 on: 19 February 2016, 06:05:03 pm »
I'm fuming because I just had my first, "knock at the door," "Are you available?" I told him he was out of order just coming to my house. And I couldn't work out if I'd seen him before. I hope so or someone is just giving out my address.

Only happened to me once a few years back.  I'm ashamed to say I allowed the booking, primarily since it was a regular but no way I'd allow it these days, totally out of order.  Also talk about indiscreet!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #950 on: 19 February 2016, 06:10:54 pm »
I'm fuming because I just had my first, "knock at the door," "Are you available?" I told him he was out of order just coming to my house. And I couldn't work out if I'd seen him before. I hope so or someone is just giving out my address.

Only happened to me once a few years back.  I'm ashamed to say I allowed the booking, primarily since it was a regular but no way I'd allow it these days, totally out of order.  Also talk about indiscreet!
I answered the door in my decorating clothes so clearly in no state for a booking! The fact that he still asked instead of making an excuse and leaving was mind boggling itself!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #951 on: 19 February 2016, 07:24:20 pm »
Throw the baby wipes on the floor after cleaning themself off. There's a bin not two feet away from you FFS!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #952 on: 19 February 2016, 07:26:28 pm »
The ones who make a big song and dance about wanting to be your first booking of the day.  Like dude if you don't think I'm going to wash in between guys why are you booking me in the first place?

This drives me mental. Had a reg ask this a few days ago when confirming his time he slipped in will I be the first one of the day...totally ignored the question and answered the ones that needed answering and later before the booking he asks it again then says he needs to postpone due to work can I let him know when my next booking is so he can work around me?! Just give me the new time you want so I can say yes or no?! ???

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #953 on: 19 February 2016, 07:37:22 pm »
Throw the baby wipes on the floor after cleaning themself off. There's a bin not two feet away from you FFS!

Aha that's why I have control of the baby wipes, I hand them over and have a nappy sac waiting for deposit of such waste!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #954 on: 19 February 2016, 09:30:06 pm »
Them coming in, paying you and sticking there fingers straight in you.

Erm, im bone dry? X

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #955 on: 19 February 2016, 10:27:25 pm »
I think it's also because they think you'll be more horny and raring to go if they are the first. As if our supply of pretending to look exciting and turned on diminishes with each client we see!

But yeah, I fib and say yes to anyone who asks if they are my first client of the day whatever time it is if they ask!

Exactly this. This is what I always think when they ask if they would be the first. First or last it still isn't pleasurable lol

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #956 on: 20 February 2016, 03:03:02 am »
Miss the toilet roll on a holder right in front of them, instead reaching to a fresh roll further behind the current roll  :FF

I only ever leave 1, occasionally 2 rolls out in case I don't notice that I'm running a bit low

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #957 on: 20 February 2016, 04:29:14 am »
Everyone listed good ones but the thing I hate the worst is when they are down on me and they are licking me like a dog licking a dinner plate. It's slow and gross sounding. I think most men think they are great at going down and it's my job to pretend to like it no matter what their technique. But the sound drives me insane.

Another one I hate is when I pretend to cum while they're down (because that's what the want), they don't realize I faked it and keep going. They say, "are you gonna cum?" and I have to fake it even LOUDER. Faking an orgasm takes a lot out of me.

Why do guys care if I cum? That's not why I'm there. If I do cum, it's an added bonus but I shouldn't feel forced to cum. I don't have time to teach every client what gets me off.

Wailing Banshee

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #958 on: 20 February 2016, 10:32:10 am »
Men who ring you up and ask for a booking at a specific time and when you say' Sorry I can't do..' they hang up without another word. So rude.  If they can't even say thank you or goodbye let alone listen to me finish my sentence then they get saved as DNA (Do not answer) if they ring again I know not to answer because if I am free I don't want this rude git in my flat!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #959 on: 20 February 2016, 11:17:35 am »
Men who ring you up and ask for a booking at a specific time and when you say' Sorry I can't do..' they hang up without another word. So rude.  If they can't even say thank you or goodbye let alone listen to me finish my sentence then they get saved as DNA (Do not answer) if they ring again I know not to answer because if I am free I don't want this rude git in my flat!

I hate that! They're so fucking rude.

I used to take it more personally. Then a piano teacher told me that the exact same thing happens to him. Someone will call and ask how much he charges and as soon as he tells them, they'll simply hang up. "I always save their number because I'm the cheapest in town so they'll always call back."

It's helpful to remember that a lot of this rudeness is not sexworker-related. People no-show on GP appointments, will hang up mid-sentence on piano teachers, and just generally blunder through life being arses.