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cheesypeas

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #525 on: 07 August 2015, 08:50:24 pm »
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #526 on: 09 August 2015, 10:44:07 am »
When they make a booking everything is agreed with their requests. Then later ask another request by text that they should have said first.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #527 on: 09 August 2015, 12:16:15 pm »
When they make a booking everything is agreed with their requests. Then later ask another request by text that they should have said first.

Oh, that does my fucking head in.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #528 on: 09 August 2015, 12:34:16 pm »
Me too. Or we've arranged a time, where I am etc, all sounding good then they say 'can I just ask a couple of questions'. I find when they ask if they can ask a question rather than just ask it, it usually goes downhill and they always ask for something I don't offer.  Saves time to ask those things at the beginning although it does make me then think they were a tw. Or as one recently who said 'can I just ask a question' (here we go) asked if I could take a 10 inch penis  ::).

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #529 on: 09 August 2015, 01:13:18 pm »
Another few small things!

Snogging me when I'm on my back. Sometimes I feel suffocated and have to literally push them away as I don't know why but I don't like breathing through my nose when they kiss heavily.

When exploring they kind of pull apart bum cheeks and vagina lips like they?re opening a food product. Feels like I'm gonna get ripped.
 
Some want to finish on tits and want to stand up doing it. Sitting at the end of the bed doesn?t work as it ends up on the floor, legs etc so now I lie down which is better but sometimes then it gets in my hair, which is only just above my shoulders.  I always now suggest that they lie down and I lean over them but some still want to stand so maybe it just feels nicer for them. If that's what they want I won't deny it of course but it's just messy.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #530 on: 09 August 2015, 01:15:19 pm »
Another few small things!

Snogging me when I'm on my back. Sometimes I feel suffocated and have to literally push them away as I don't know why but I don't like breathing through my nose when they kiss heavily.

When exploring they kind of pull apart bum cheeks and vagina lips like they?re opening a food product. Feels like I'm gonna get ripped.
 
Some want to finish on tits and want to stand up doing it. Sitting at the end of the bed doesn?t work as it ends up on the floor, legs etc so now I lie down which is better but sometimes then it gets in my hair, which is only just above my shoulders.  I always now suggest that they lie down and I lean over them but some still want to stand so maybe it just feels nicer for them. If that's what they want I won't deny it of course but it's just messy.

I hate being pulled open, too.

For the hair - be sure to pull yours back behind your head and then up so that it goes up from your face and isn't near your shoulders.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #531 on: 09 August 2015, 01:21:30 pm »
Yes, I'll best remember to put it behind my head and lie back completely. A couple of times it's gone on my fringe but I think that's because I was looking downwards to see what he was doing.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #532 on: 09 August 2015, 01:43:30 pm »
When they make a booking everything is agreed with their requests. Then later ask another request by text that they should have said first.

Oh, that does my fucking head in.

Me too.  I don't want to see them after they do that because I know I'll hate them.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #533 on: 10 August 2015, 06:05:10 pm »
Just not long had a client book with me the street name and post code was sent. Then phones me to say his near xy and z the other side of town. Expecting me to turn in to Google maps. But said a street that was close to me he knew. Thought job well done. Until... He phones from a different far out place asking for directions. He drove to me with no sat nav relying on me for Google maps. I don't mind helping but being used as Google maps alot of the time isn't on.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #534 on: 11 August 2015, 01:41:32 pm »
When they make a booking everything is agreed with their requests. Then later ask another request by text that they should have said first.

Oh, that does my fucking head in.

Me too.  I don't want to see them after they do that because I know I'll hate them.

i get this then they text me loads of questions
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #535 on: 11 August 2015, 04:11:06 pm »
I hate it when some newbies seem to assume you are the only booking they have (ever) and text/phone constantly prior to the booking.............

Sometimes if I answer and see that they're just after a chat (yawn), I will lie and say, sorry can't talk in a shop LOL, works every time! 


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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #536 on: 11 August 2015, 04:21:43 pm »
First time I had this....
AW caller requests quicky service with 'everything'
then says, 'that's expensive!'.

I kill the phone and enjoy my ham croissant then
he turns up at the tube as if we're great chums!

'I'm rearing to go' he says. ???
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #537 on: 11 August 2015, 06:26:18 pm »
Is anyone else finding that clients are extra fussy lately? 90% of my bookings at the moment come with dress requests down to the colour of the stockings. It's starting to drive me nuts!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #538 on: 11 August 2015, 06:31:18 pm »
I hate it when some newbies seem to assume you are the only booking they have (ever) and text/phone constantly prior to the booking.............

Sometimes if I answer and see that they're just after a chat (yawn), I will lie and say, sorry can't talk in a shop LOL, works every time!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #539 on: 12 August 2015, 12:20:27 am »
new one- creepy sniffing- had a client the other day that kept smelling my hair, then smelling his fingers ugh  :-X
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