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Kendra Glasgow

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #750 on: 21 November 2015, 02:23:50 am »
I hate the ones with no personality, you try and talk to them and they are so quiet, so the whole booking feels uncomfortable and the sex and atmosphere is rubbish

They are the quickest ones to say ' you were rubbish' on forums

It works both ways for me, i can only do so much :-[

THIS exact thing happened to me just recently but of course they would all rather believe I'm at fault rather than the guy with zero personality who just joined the site.

Been doing this nearly 5 years, can only imagine how many people I've met in that time and all it takes is for 2 or 3 random usernames (that you didn't click with) to completely destroy your reputation.

It sucks but what can we do about it? Stew and begin to hate ourselves like I have the last 6 months or so until I joined this site again.

Thanks to some of the lovely ladies on here, I'm now taking a whole different approach to it which is not to care or respond and I feel better for it.

There's literally nothing we can do to stop these people spitefully destroying our reputation so one has to just get on with it.
 

Kendra Glasgow

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #751 on: 21 November 2015, 02:27:05 am »
I get really panicky as well when my clients start having a conversation with me as they walk into my building and up the stairs (until through both security doors) calling me Kendra out loud and asking if I've been busy today.

I hate being asked if I've been busy anyway cause it feels kinda yucky even although I know I'm freshly showered but I particularly hate them asking me this when in my building and anyone could hear them.

It's harmless though, they are probably just trying to make conversation but I would just prefer it if they kept it till they were in my flat lol.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #752 on: 21 November 2015, 08:06:14 am »
Kendra, try answering the door with a finger on your lips and smiling like it's all a naughty secret, then whispering as you walk with them.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #753 on: 21 November 2015, 09:04:19 pm »
I get really panicky as well when my clients start having a conversation with me as they walk into my building and up the stairs (until through both security doors) calling me Kendra out loud and asking if I've been busy today.

I hate being asked if I've been busy anyway cause it feels kinda yucky even although I know I'm freshly showered but I particularly hate them asking me this when in my building and anyone could hear them.

It's harmless though, they are probably just trying to make conversation but I would just prefer it if they kept it till they were in my flat lol.

I hate being asked if I have been busy as well. Out of all the things to ask me. I always say no anyway, whether I have been busy or not, in-case they plan something if I say "oh yes I have been really busy::) ::)" One guy actually said to me once, do you remember what I did to you last time? I said yes, he said oh I thought you wouldn't have remember as you see a lot of people. Little did he know that he was the first client i saw that week  :'( For some reason they all think that I am mad busy when I am here struggling to get at-least 2 a day. :-\  . Why do they assume I am so busy? :-[  and the fact that he said it as though he was so sure. He didn't even say "oh I thought you wouldn't have remember as you probably see a lot of people" No no, the man said because you see a lot of people.  :(

Kendra Glasgow

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #754 on: 21 November 2015, 11:54:44 pm »
Kendra, try answering the door with a finger on your lips and smiling like it's all a naughty secret, then whispering as you walk with them.

Sorry sweetie, I wasn't clear......I'm on the phone in my apartment and I'm talking them through the security. There are cameras all over my building so I wouldn't go and collect them as I would stick out like a sore thumb x

Kendra Glasgow

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #755 on: 21 November 2015, 11:58:50 pm »
I get really panicky as well when my clients start having a conversation with me as they walk into my building and up the stairs (until through both security doors) calling me Kendra out loud and asking if I've been busy today.

I hate being asked if I've been busy anyway cause it feels kinda yucky even although I know I'm freshly showered but I particularly hate them asking me this when in my building and anyone could hear them.

It's harmless though, they are probably just trying to make conversation but I would just prefer it if they kept it till they were in my flat lol.

I hate being asked if I have been busy as well. Out of all the things to ask me. I always say no anyway, whether I have been busy or not, in-case they plan something if I say "oh yes I have been really busy::) ::)" One guy actually said to me once, do you remember what I did to you last time? I said yes, he said oh I thought you wouldn't have remember as you see a lot of people. Little did he know that he was the first client i saw that week  :'( For some reason they all think that I am mad busy when I am here struggling to get at-least 2 a day. :-\  . Why do they assume I am so busy? :-[  and the fact that he said it as though he was so sure. He didn't even say "oh I thought you wouldn't have remember as you probably see a lot of people" No no, the man said because you see a lot of people.  :(

I think most punters think we see like 10 guys a day. Personally my phone rings 30+ times a day but I swear only about 3-5 of those said callers seem desirable to me.

I guess there are ladies out there whether through choice or not entertain most of the calls they get so therefor running a revolving door (no disrespect to those who do) so I think a lot of them think we are all like that.

My target per day is 2 and my limit is 3. I am available between 10am and 10pm on the days I work should anyone want to book me with that time frame if it's an advance booking but if I've seen all 3 clients by 3pm in the afternoon then that's me done for the day. I never go past my limit as otherwise I get sore and burnt out.

I prefer getting started early in the day so that I can finish early.

xx
« Last Edit: 22 November 2015, 12:00:31 am by Kendra Glasgow »

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #756 on: 24 November 2015, 11:32:38 am »
I don't know where to put this :( but I hate when a baboon books without booking? if that makes any sense at all (probably not) but they would send you an email saying, "I love your profile blah blah blah blah hope you don't mind me emailing blah blah but would like to see you soon blahhhhhh" It's just annoying that they can't just send a proper email saying "Hi I would be in London on so and so date can I see you at so and so time for one hour? I would be staying at so and so hotel" Why do they need to drag things on sooooo much? I find that very annoying. Worse is that some of them actually have lots of feedback so not sure if timewaster or not. ???

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #757 on: 24 November 2015, 06:59:45 pm »
Skid marks left on my bedding at the end of the session when I haven't even played near there!
Bleugh goes to show dirty some are and the bedding needs to be washed twice!!!
Yuk

Hope everyone's had their dinner... But I have a theory that men's anuses are not as sensitive as women's. Twice in my dating experiences I was having sex with someone only to discover that they had a noticeable 'turtle's head'. I cannot EVER imagine that happening with me, even if I went to the loo 'just in case'.

Once it was in a hotel, and he left a severe skid mark. Thankfully it was his room, not mine! Eeeuw!

oh my turtle head thats so funny..

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #758 on: 24 November 2015, 09:37:36 pm »
It irritates me when they ring and before you can even speak they assume you're free, conversation something like this.

Him, hi is that ***?
Me, yes
Him, oh hi, I want to come and see you this afternoon around 3pm, not sure if it will be 3pm but defiantly no later than 4pm because of work commitments and don't know how far you are from me so if you give me your postcode I can estimate my travel time, are you close to the town centre? If not it might take me a bit longer so will be nearer to 4pm.

I just listen while he goes on thinking fuck off I'm fully booked anyway today.

Him, so can I have your postcode and I'll ring when I'm on my way.

Me, no I'm fully booked today, bye. Block

Does anyone else get this?
If something is not perceived it doesn't exist.

Lois01827

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #759 on: 24 November 2015, 10:41:45 pm »
It irritates me when they ring and before you can even speak they assume you're free, conversation something like this.

Him, hi is that ***?
Me, yes
Him, oh hi, I want to come and see you this afternoon around 3pm, not sure if it will be 3pm but defiantly no later than 4pm because of work commitments and don't know how far you are from me so if you give me your postcode I can estimate my travel time, are you close to the town centre? If not it might take me a bit longer so will be nearer to 4pm.

I just listen while he goes on thinking fuck off I'm fully booked anyway today.

Him, so can I have your postcode and I'll ring when I'm on my way.

Me, no I'm fully booked today, bye. Block

Does anyone else get this?

In other words... I'm sure you girls sit waiting for tossers like me to call as I've loads of personality and you've nothing better to do  :FF :FF :FF Is there not a throat punch emoji on here?  ;D

Nia Hope

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #760 on: 24 November 2015, 10:49:58 pm »
It irritates me when they ring and before you can even speak they assume you're free, conversation something like this.

Him, hi is that ***?
Me, yes
Him, oh hi, I want to come and see you this afternoon around 3pm, not sure if it will be 3pm but defiantly no later than 4pm because of work commitments and don't know how far you are from me so if you give me your postcode I can estimate my travel time, are you close to the town centre? If not it might take me a bit longer so will be nearer to 4pm.

I just listen while he goes on thinking fuck off I'm fully booked anyway today.

Him, so can I have your postcode and I'll ring when I'm on my way.

Me, no I'm fully booked today, bye. Block

Does anyone else get this?

In other words... I'm sure you girls sit waiting for tossers like me to call as I've loads of personality and you've nothing better to do  :FF :FF :FF Is there not a throat punch emoji on here?  ;D
You got it!
If something is not perceived it doesn't exist.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #761 on: 25 November 2015, 12:07:21 am »
It irritates me when they ring and before you can even speak they assume you're free, conversation something like this.

Him, hi is that ***?
Me, yes
Him, oh hi, I want to come and see you this afternoon around 3pm, not sure if it will be 3pm but defiantly no later than 4pm because of work commitments and don't know how far you are from me so if you give me your postcode I can estimate my travel time, are you close to the town centre? If not it might take me a bit longer so will be nearer to 4pm.

I just listen while he goes on thinking fuck off I'm fully booked anyway today.

Him, so can I have your postcode and I'll ring when I'm on my way.

Me, no I'm fully booked today, bye. Block

Does anyone else get this?

Yes, I got one yesterday. Entire conversation was:

Him: Hi, whereabouts are you?
Me: I'm in xyz
Him: What's your address?
Me: Why?
Click

No, "I'd like to make a booking" etc. Idiot.
"There is no sin except stupidity" - Oscar Wilde

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #762 on: 25 November 2015, 01:12:21 am »
Guys that call and in response to my polite "Hello?" Respond; ( adopts strong Liverpool accent, no offence - my family are all Scousers -  8) "Where are you??!!"
 
No hello, nothing! Not that it's any of their Bizzy where I am either, as I'm Outcall only.. >:(
« Last Edit: 25 November 2015, 01:15:49 am by Phoenix »

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #763 on: 25 November 2015, 12:44:28 pm »
When they turn up to the booking ?10 short >:( I saw a guy I'd already met around a year ago (my rates haven't changed since then)
He was already in my room and I'd got myself ready so I done the booking and he didn't stay for the full half hour but if he tries to book again I will remind him of my rates and if he still doesn't have the right amount will turn him away.
Can't stand it when they try to take the piss.

Also had another guy the other day who seemed surprised I don't offer OWO and kept asking for it. "Oh I can just go into the bathroom and wash myself if that's the problem"  No I just don't want to bloody do it!
I asked him on the phone if he was happy with the services I provide and he said yes and booked me! Not my fault he hadnt bothered to read my profile properly. It states in bold Please note I do not offer OWO and All my services are protected!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #764 on: 25 November 2015, 10:00:05 pm »
If a client just lies on the bed like a starfish, unmoving and expects to have a fantastic time but doesn't interact with me. 

Putting their whole body weight on me when I am a tiny woman and I struggle to breathe or move.  Most guys don't do it out of nastiness, they just have no sense.

Anyone grabbing me by the throat, they may have been watching porn and think it's sexy.  But usually results in me kicking them in the head as I panic thinking he trying to murder me.