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chloinnyc

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #315 on: 14 April 2015, 01:01:44 am »
Most of mine have already been said, but I really hate when they do that swirly motion with their torso during sex so they're rubbing their skin against me.  I'm not sure why they think it feels good.  And also when they're giving RO and have stubble and feel the need to rub their entire face against me.  I have one regular who keeps his face still, lifts my butt up and moves me up and down against him and it KILLS, I have to tell him to stop every time but he never learns!

Oh and the noises some of them make when I'm coming (or more likely pretending to come) are hilarious and basically the opposite of sexy!  I don't mind bc it's something to laugh about later but it's so weird, I feel so bad for the women in their personal sex lives!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #316 on: 14 April 2015, 03:58:54 am »
The going in and out during doggy IS annoying, and always ends up in making me let rip some massive fanny farts...
I blame porn for this, the amount of wallys doing it seems to have increased over the past couple of years, and I've seen a few pornos with the guy doing this. If porn is anything to go by its supposed to drive us crazy and make us beg for the super stud who's stood behind teasing you to give it to you hard so you can cum.
(Apparently)
They tried to bury us.
They didn't know we were seeds.

Jenny 2

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #317 on: 14 April 2015, 01:39:56 pm »
When we've finished and the deed is done, and it's time to get up off the bed and wrap up the booking, they still like to paw at me and fingers hands everywhere.............  :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #318 on: 14 April 2015, 04:01:44 pm »
The going in and out during doggy IS annoying, and always ends up in making me let rip some massive fanny farts...
I blame porn for this, the amount of wallys doing it seems to have increased over the past couple of years, and I've seen a few pornos with the guy doing this. If porn is anything to go by its supposed to drive us crazy and make us beg for the super stud who's stood behind teasing you to give it to you hard so you can cum.
(Apparently)

I agree that porn has caused it. Though I actually think they like doing it because they can see their manhood going in from the head over and over again but it just causes me pain from the air build up because they shove it straight back in fast, repeatedly!

Hard Candy

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #319 on: 14 April 2015, 04:03:59 pm »
Yes they're trying for extra time there. Seriously annoying. Bookings over. Time to go now!

meetingdiversity

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #320 on: 14 April 2015, 09:32:06 pm »
Not reading a text message. Some thing as simple things.

Roseanna_

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #321 on: 14 April 2015, 09:38:05 pm »
No shows, rebooking no show again and continual reschedules who never know if they are coming or going

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #322 on: 15 April 2015, 07:36:30 am »
No shows, rebooking no show again and continual reschedules who never know if they are coming or going

Easy solution for that is one no show = block.

Cancellations over and over are different... of course I give a cancellation another chance. They do it twice and then I put them on my "feel free to double-book" list. Three times and they're dead to me.

Jenny 2

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #323 on: 15 April 2015, 03:05:14 pm »
Ask me the following stereotypical nosey client questions............

1. How did you get into this ?

2. Anything bad ever happened to you whilst doing this ?

3. Are you married/single?

4. Do you rent/own this place?

5. Your real name ?

I feel like replying for for f.... s sake................. bleep bleep bleep but instead I smile sweetly and change the subject.

Midsstudent

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #324 on: 15 April 2015, 03:12:14 pm »
I haven't been asked my real name in ages!

I have never rebooked a no show. There might be certain circumstances that I would, like they had lots of great feedback and offered what sounds like a legit excuse, but they would only get 1 second chance. I've never had that situation yet though.

I had one guy no show on me when I booked the hotel specifically for his booking, so when he text later with excuses I told him there would be a ?40 charge (I never expected to see it, but if he wanted to book again that was the deal). He has rung and text numerous times for months since trying to book, not once offering the cancellation fee, just acted like it never even happened.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #325 on: 15 April 2015, 04:42:27 pm »

1. How did you get into this ?


I always tell them the truth - that I got into this because I needed a job (that usually makes them laugh ::))

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #326 on: 17 April 2015, 12:43:41 am »
When you leave them feedback and they don't do the same. :FF

I never leave feedback till they do. ;)

When they can't follow simple directions.
Today I turned the phone off on a middle aged
client who stood outside my door loudly repeating
my instructions endlessly as his ears weren't working.
(In the middle of the street)

99.9% of time when their senses aren't functioning
they walk out with nerves or some 'odd' complaint.
So I gave up after 5 minutes.




« Last Edit: 17 April 2015, 01:02:55 am by cheesypeas »
Random idle thoughs...Can I manage 100 sit ups a day for a year...?

Mi

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #327 on: 17 April 2015, 04:06:14 pm »
Casually picking toilet roll from his balls and flicking it on my carpet. That'll teach me to run out of baby wipes :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #328 on: 17 April 2015, 04:27:27 pm »
I'm in a townhouse and as soon as they come in the door I say after you, pointing up the stairs, some will say 'no after you' so I go up and they're looking up my dress. What's worse is some have even cheekily grabbed me there so after the last time I insist they go first. It they continue insisting back then I literally run up the stairs, taking big heels off first of course.

lailah terri

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #329 on: 17 April 2015, 09:32:31 pm »
Spitting on my fanny, I have frikkin lube! I don't want your saliva in there  :-X

Him Bare dick wanking then Condom wanking, ew...

Tickley tongues, weird one but it makes me shudder!

When they try and rub their bare dick on my fanny, no thank you sir...

When you tell them no fingering then they try that weird tickle around ya hole thing?


hehe, doesn't happen often but when it does it can change my whole mood.
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