Author Topic: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!! (Read 742716 times)

amy · « **Reply #960 on:** 20 February 2016, 11:28:31 am »

I had one the other day hang up on me after actually booking a half hour in a couple of hour's time, just because I asked him if he'd read my ad and was happy with fees and services rather than immediately give him directions since he'd not even addressed me by name and it didn't sound as if he had any idea who I was. Bullet dodged, I think.

BibiofLeeds · « **Reply #961 on:** 20 February 2016, 05:15:07 pm »

Quote from: MrsTomHardy on 19 February 2016, 09:30:06 pm

Them coming in, paying you and sticking there fingers straight in you.

Erm, im bone dry? X

Yep then they moan because we use lube!I use put some on before I open the door for this exact reason!I don't want a chafed fanny because of a client excitedly rubbing in between my legs the minute he walks in.

katrina · « **Reply #962 on:** 21 February 2016, 09:22:06 pm »

Guy calls for a booking, makes one for later that day and then an hour later cancels 'due to work' Fair enough at least he's let me know so I say no worries see you another time, but then he calls again a day later and starts asking loads of questions such as "I've read your profile and seen you do X, Y and Z, do you really do all that? I felt like saying "No course I don't. I just spend my time writing it all out for a fucking laugh!"

Then when he does make another booking and I ask him to confirm by text early in the morning (before 9am) then I can confirm my end that alls ok, he then says "Why is there a chance you might not be able to make it?" I reply "Well you never know anything can happen between now and then and I wouldn't want you setting off and me not being here for you".

katrina · « **Reply #963 on:** 21 February 2016, 09:40:03 pm »

Anyway he arrived and was ok, but even more annoying just because I played out his fantasy of him being 'sold' as a sex slave and took some humiliating photo's of him in the booking he texted after asking if I still wanted to 'sell him'

I said no not at the minute lol. Just seen a text from him at 6.30pm on a Sunday to ask me to email the pics to him.

Seriously where do these guys come from

Teddy Bear · « **Reply #964 on:** 22 February 2016, 05:33:12 am »

Constantly go on and on about the money. I had a client tonight who would not shut up about how much he had paid me. I thought they all wanted to believe it's a date and we'd love to spend time in their company even if money wasn't involved. Oh no not this bellend 'wow I've spent a lot of money on you tonight, my bank balance is going to feel very empty tomorrow, you're expensive but worth it, that blowjob was so worth ?xxx' on and on. Shut the fuck up already

Jezabel · « **Reply #965 on:** 22 February 2016, 08:07:22 am »

Clients who go on and on about past experiences with escorts during bookings. Usually falling into 2 categories, either horrific or mind blowing.

I have one client who does both, and constantly repeats himself telling me stories I've heard in prior bookings.

Last time I heard all about his new horrific and mind-blowing experiences. Not once but 4 or 5 times I had to hear how stunning this young French girl was and how she didn't seem bothered about when he went and yes he would want to see her again. This despite the fact she kept him waiting half an hour which he admitted stressed him out!

He complained about another one who didn't make him feel welcome and how he left after 5 minute unable to get a hard on. It made me wonder if or how he talks about me to other escorts!

Riverprice · « **Reply #966 on:** 22 February 2016, 11:24:09 am »

I get really annoyed when potential client asks for my number straight away because I never get out straight up xxx

Jezabel · « **Reply #967 on:** 25 February 2016, 10:01:32 am »

Regulars turning into dicks..

Fuming cos a normally reliable regular hasn't confirmed or cancelled. I wouldn't mind except I've had medical appointments last 2 days and was thinking at least today I get some income!

Just goes to show you can't rely on any of them. I'm off to get a mega coffee and find lots of nice things to buy to cheer myself up.

Guiltypleasure · « **Reply #968 on:** 26 February 2016, 08:04:07 pm »

Quote from: Jezabel on 25 February 2016, 10:01:32 am

Regulars turning into dicks..

Fuming cos a normally reliable regular hasn't confirmed or cancelled. I wouldn't mind except I've had medical appointments last 2 days and was thinking at least today I get some income!

Just goes to show you can't rely on any of them. I'm off to get a mega coffee and find lots of nice things to buy to cheer myself up.

I just had one , but he is a regular , mentioned him before in another post re asking questions , and he said on this booking "well this isn't turning out the way I planned and it's your fault because you haven't been available" ( I try to fit around him but totally lost my mojo and had a period aswell so took time off) he's used to getting his own way , but I really really told him off , cut him off mid sentence , because he wasn't listening to me , forced him to listen to me explaining I go out of my way to accommodate his specific times dates etc ...then gave him twelve of the best !!! V assertive man became very apologetic and tipped me for ' putting him quite rightly and firmly in his place' having said that I do 'love' and appreciate my clients , they drive a long way, and I try to give a service worthy of the fee !

Hannaah · « **Reply #969 on:** 29 February 2016, 02:25:29 am »

I don't always offer 15 minutes appointment but every few months offer a 15 minute quickie for a reasonable rate. As soon as I advertise this is currently on cue the emails/calls/texts of what other offers do you have on? is xx included in the quickie? can i see you for an hour for xx (the quickie rate.) etc.

K47 · « **Reply #970 on:** 01 March 2016, 02:22:39 pm »

some things that have annoyed me recently:

Guys not liking it when I refer to myself as a prostitute. Twice in the last couple weeks this has happened and they correct me and say 'you're an escort, not a prostitute'. ??

Guys being really overly complimentary to where its obviously probably fake.. had a guy the other day tell me I'm the best looking girl hes EVER seen. Yeah right.. I think I'm fairly good looking but no way am I the best looking person anyone's ever seen!
then I had another one straight after him, who literally while having sex told me 'you're beautiful, you're gorgeous..' every 20 seconds or something. I like compliments but that was just OTT and after saying oh thankyou! and giggling about 10 times I started getting annoyed.. shut up and enjoy the sex!

Just An Escort · « **Reply #971 on:** 02 March 2016, 10:27:24 pm »

Had a client today who refused to park in the visitor area of the car park of my flat complex (one reason I got this flat was because of the generous visitor parking!) and then took 10 mins to walk from wherever he had parked to the visitor area so I could give directions and then got lost going around a corner. He was finally in my flat 20 mins after he first text to say he was parked in a nearby road!

Fabulassie · « **Reply #972 on:** 02 March 2016, 10:34:45 pm »

Quote from: Just An Escort on 02 March 2016, 10:27:24 pm

Had a client today who refused to park in the visitor area of the car park of my flat complex (one reason I got this flat was because of the generous visitor parking!) and then took 10 mins to walk from wherever he had parked to the visitor area so I could give directions and then got lost going around a corner. He was finally in my flat 20 mins after he first text to say he was parked in a nearby road!

Some guys refuse to park where they are told because they think we're going to photograph their registration plates or our pimps are going to nick their cars or something like that. I think there's also an element of "no prossie is going to tell me what to do!"

I'd have been tempted to take half of that time out of his booking.

Just An Escort · « **Reply #973 on:** 02 March 2016, 10:54:03 pm »

Quote from: Fabulassie on 02 March 2016, 10:34:45 pm

I'd have been tempted to take half of that time out of his booking.

Yeah, he left by the time his booking originally should have ended and paid for the full 2 hours!

Fabulassie · « **Reply #974 on:** 02 March 2016, 11:22:46 pm »

Quote from: Just An Escort on 02 March 2016, 10:54:03 pm

Quote from: Fabulassie on 02 March 2016, 10:34:45 pm
I'd have been tempted to take half of that time out of his booking.

Well that's alright then!

Yeah, he left by the time his booking originally should have ended and paid for the full 2 hours!

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