When guys email or call claiming to be looking for a girl they will visit once a week/month, as though you're gonna lick their arse for the potential regular custom!

These in my experience never come to anything x

Exactly! It's right up there with "check my feedback to see what a genuine guy I am."

I hate it when I get a message from a client saying he is looking for a regular girl, would I consider seeing him for cheaper than my advertised rates? As he's going to be a regular client.
My standard reply is no, funnily enough I'm not interested in seeing someone who wants to pay less than everyone else, especially not on a regular basis!

Dropping wet towel on the floor
Leaving bathroom like after Niagara waterfall
Asking stupid/personal questions
Talking down to me, like I'm some stupid little girl with matchbox
Asking "have you been busy today" or after using shower commenting "wow, you used WHOLE bottle of shower gel?" (and how possibly could you know how long it was there, you idiot???)
Calling me "naughty girl" 

Fucking multitasking!

You know, when they want to fuck you and also play with your clit AND suck your nipple. It's not doing anything for me because you're too busy banging away to do it with any finesse and you're never going to cum whilst your trying to get me off so just fucking cut it out.

Me too! I hate it when I'm on top in cowgirl and the client tries to rub my clit at the same time, completely missing the spot and rubbing me somewhere in the middle of my pubes. What's the point? It doesn't give us pleasure so it's a complete waste of their time and also extremely annoying. I'd rather just have sex. I really should just tell them to stop..

Cuddling me after sex with their big sweaty armpit stinking up my hair 

Lol, everytime a client so much as TOUCHES my head, I think thankgod for dry-shampoo!! 

But why can't they wipe their f-ing feet?! 
I now have 2, yes TWO, door-mats, one outside the door on the landing, and one inside in the hall, and still... they walk
right in and leave a trail of whatever they've just been trodding through (they must have dogs, farms and all sorts  ) all
the way through the hall and bedroom.
Do they get away with that at home?!

And yes the ones who want a cheaper deal n say they want a regular girl.... Fuck right off! Never gonna happen. I'm not that stupid.

Also the shared content n guys saying they want to work with you but they have no feedback or profile. It's obvious they're after something for nothing.

Guys with no feedback. Leave me alone. It's clear I don't see you. You're all time wasters!!!!! One of my biggest annoyances I'd say.

Yes it is annoying when they do that. I think it's to stop themselves from coming too soon though.