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Hannaah

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1080 on: 07 May 2016, 06:56:49 pm »

I'm sure they don't care some of them just like touching your stuff. Happens to me a lot of I leave a client anywhere while not looking they'll start picking things up and going through drawers though I do make sure there is nothing identifying lying around where they could find it. Last week had a client ask for a glass of water was going to get him but he just waves it off and says he'll get it and then starts going through all my cupboards and drawers until I walk in the kitchen and get a glass for him. Not sure what he was looking for I don't keep my I.D in the kitchen.

I'd have flipped if someone did that to me. I don't let any clients in any room except the work bedroom and the bathroom. My space and they're not seeing it.  ;D

When they leave the bathroom messy. How hard is it to hang a towel back up or not get water everywhere?!

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« Reply #1081 on: 16 May 2016, 10:21:50 am »
Had a client last week who, when leaving, picked up my post that had been posted through my letter box during the booking and was like "so your real name is *****" and read my real name from the letters. He then text me after the booking to thank me and called me by my real name.
Really pissed me off!!!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1082 on: 16 May 2016, 10:36:48 am »
Had a client last week who, when leaving, picked up my post that had been posted through my letter box during the booking and was like "so your real name is *****" and read my real name from the letters. He then text me after the booking to thank me and called me by my real name.
Really pissed me off!!!

He knew it would.

Nia Hope

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« Reply #1083 on: 16 May 2016, 11:18:00 am »
When they email and say that they've been looking at your profile for ages and really want to book you but they're "Not ready yet"

Email when you're bloody ready then! This from a guy with a 6 year old profile and zero feedback x
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« Reply #1084 on: 16 May 2016, 12:30:33 pm »
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Lol the absolute definition of the time waster. Never actually makes a booking, loves email ping pong and dirty texts while having a wank. They just seem to think we sit around waiting for bookings and have time to just send them sexy emails or read all their crap about "Things I want to do when we meet which will be never because I'm a tight wad". If nobody is interested in a booking that day I'll get some shopping done or Uni projects maybe hang out with my boyfriend and friends. I'm not that pathetic that I sit in begging people to book me and neither is anybody else.

Lately the clients that are bugging me are the overly nervous or over zealous ones. For example they make the booking you've pencilled it on to the calendar it's all sorted but they just don't leave you alone for the whole time until the booking. I don't mind questions and clarifications to a degree I understand some are maybe booking some company for the first time and they don't understand everything about how it works but some feel the need to constantly text me about how they can't wait until they see me in three days and they are horny thinking about it. Like they feel once they have booked then sending texts to build up anticipation is just part of it. It's so freaking special to these guys and they seem to expect me to feel the same but to me it's just another booking when I probably have 3-4 more on the same day and I probably won't remember much about them the next day. When I get to the booking they have paid for I'll give a good service and pretend I'm having a great time with them but before that I wish they'd just leave me alone. The booking isn't going anywhere until then if they need to anticipate they can do it themselves looking at my pictures or something  :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1085 on: 16 May 2016, 02:50:49 pm »
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Lol the absolute definition of the time waster. Never actually makes a booking, loves email ping pong and dirty texts while having a wank. They just seem to think we sit around waiting for bookings and have time to just send them sexy emails or read all their crap about "Things I want to do when we meet which will be never because I'm a tight wad". If nobody is interested in a booking that day I'll get some shopping done or Uni projects maybe hang out with my boyfriend and friends. I'm not that pathetic that I sit in begging people to book me and neither is anybody else.

Lately the clients that are bugging me are the overly nervous or over zealous ones. For example they make the booking you've pencilled it on to the calendar it's all sorted but they just don't leave you alone for the whole time until the booking. I don't mind questions and clarifications to a degree I understand some are maybe booking some company for the first time and they don't understand everything about how it works but some feel the need to constantly text me about how they can't wait until they see me in three days and they are horny thinking about it. Like they feel once they have booked then sending texts to build up anticipation is just part of it. It's so freaking special to these guys and they seem to expect me to feel the same but to me it's just another booking when I probably have 3-4 more on the same day and I probably won't remember much about them the next day. When I get to the booking they have paid for I'll give a good service and pretend I'm having a great time with them but before that I wish they'd just leave me alone. The booking isn't going anywhere until then if they need to anticipate they can do it themselves looking at my pictures or something  :FF
Oh god I'm with you! I've had 2 guys booked in for Friday ringing asking if all is still ok. I'm so busy today with bookings and Friday is the last thing on my mind, you're right though it's a big event for them so I try to keep that in mind x
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1086 on: 17 May 2016, 01:57:56 pm »
For example they make the booking you've pencilled it on to the calendar it's all sorted but they just don't leave you alone for the whole time until the booking.

I recently blocked one such individual.  Lack of professional boundary.  Quite insulting, really.

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« Reply #1087 on: 17 May 2016, 03:12:14 pm »
When they email and say that they've been looking at your profile for ages and really want to book you but they're "Not ready yet"

Email when you're bloody ready then! This from a guy with a 6 year old profile and zero feedback x


Emails received from a waster telling me all that he wants to do in a booking....I've replied saying yes all that's fine all he needs to do now is call me, he's replied saying he's too shy to call but he just wants to let me know about his likes etc...I checked on 'all emails' and the sad twat has been sending me shit like this since May 2015!  ::) He's now blocked.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1088 on: 17 May 2016, 03:57:04 pm »
I had a fake booking on AW from a brothel owner based in ***  he had aliases with an escort - when I asked him to ring, he "faked" deafness and asked me to "text him" my address.  I insisted speaking for security reasons and I accept no booking.  He later said he did not hear a thing over the phone (oh yeah? he responded to me so well) whilst he said he had hearing aids.
A TOTAL WANKE*.   Stop acting as a disabled when he clearly isn't!   Blocked. 

Nia Hope

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1089 on: 17 May 2016, 06:51:59 pm »
When they email and say that they've been looking at your profile for ages and really want to book you but they're "Not ready yet"

Email when you're bloody ready then! This from a guy with a 6 year old profile and zero feedback x


Emails received from a waster telling me all that he wants to do in a booking....I've replied saying yes all that's fine all he needs to do now is call me, he's replied saying he's too shy to call but he just wants to let me know about his likes etc...I checked on 'all emails' and the sad twat has been sending me shit like this since May 2015!  ::) He's now blocked.
Oh the "Shy" ones! Ridiculous, timewasters of the highest order x
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1090 on: 17 May 2016, 08:06:10 pm »
I usually reply that if they are too shy to speak to me quickly on the phone then I don't think they are ready to actually meet in person.They usually go silent then.

Nia Hope

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« Reply #1091 on: 17 May 2016, 09:02:47 pm »
I usually reply that if they are too shy to speak to me quickly on the phone then I don't think they are ready to actually meet in person.They usually go silent then.
I say this too, most have just hung up.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1092 on: 18 May 2016, 12:18:16 am »
Requesting certain looks that you know for a fact make you look like a tit.

Case in point: my client tomorrow wants me to go looking like a chav. Skirt skimming my arse, tiny top, massive hoop ear rings and stockings WITH TRAINERS  ::)

Bloody dreading it. As its been a pre booked appointment for some time, I agreed to it previously and am now wishing I hadn't.


He's a reg so I know he's being serious and not wasting my time. I'm going to feel like a right fool getting changed into all that malarkey. Ugh.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1093 on: 18 May 2016, 08:05:03 pm »
It's only a little thing but: When I ask them to text to confirm by noon for their evening appointment and they send a message saying, 'Are you still free to meet tonight?' or similar. Yes, OBVIOUSLY I'm going to honour the booking because I'm the professional here. In the extremely unlikely event that I needed to cancel, you would know by now. You're texting to confirm that YOU are able to attend the booking.  Grrrr.

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« Reply #1094 on: 18 May 2016, 11:01:31 pm »
It's only a little thing but: When I ask them to text to confirm by noon for their evening appointment and they send a message saying, 'Are you still free to meet tonight?' or similar. Yes, OBVIOUSLY I'm going to honour the booking because I'm the professional here. In the extremely unlikely event that I needed to cancel, you would know by now. You're texting to confirm that YOU are able to attend the booking.  Grrrr.


I never contact clients for any reason so I just wait until they confirm then let them know if I can't make it and always tell them that something could come up from my end and I may need to cancel.  Everyone works differently though, there's no right or wrong way to arrange bookings.