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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1005 on: 17 March 2016, 02:30:55 pm »
I also find overeager oral sex on me to be rather a turn-off - some are so full on do they honestly think we like sledgehammer sex??

Over eager anything is a turn off. So over eager kissing, oral, penetration, touching, grabbing, grunting/screaming etc is very irritating. Why are men so animalistic and beastly when it comes to sex? Had one guy was screaming so loud, I was in a hotel and people were walking up and down the corridor, I had to put my hand over his mouth. It was sooo loud. I felt embarrassed for him and myself. I asked him why he was screaming so loud his response was, Oh i can feel it you know! They are just rough all the time. Pussy play= rough, like seriously? I am so dry and you are so rough I fear you would tear or cause burns on the outside of my vagina, scuse me as I get some lube cuz unfortunately you do nothing for me. One sec yeah? Just calm down man. It's like they've never fucked before or never been with a woman before or something. grunting whilst their giving oral or kissing. Scuse me, are you some sort of boar hog, mountain lion? Dafuk is that about? These fucking  animals  :FF Just calm down. :FF

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« Reply #1006 on: 17 March 2016, 06:46:16 pm »
One of my 'regulars' (well I've seen him 3 times) called me last night wanting to see me but said he'd lost his bank card so can he just transfer money into my account instead. I said no sorry because I don't want you knowing my real name. He said "ok well how about you see me tonight and then I'll drop the money round yours in a few days when I have my bank card back, guess it depends how much you trust me though!" trust him?? I've met him 3 times! as if!

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« Reply #1007 on: 18 March 2016, 09:49:12 am »
I had one the other day who didn't bother me at first but I've been seething a little since.

He came in, seemed quite nervous. Asked me if our meeting was discreet? I'm like nah mate I'm going to ring the evening standard when you've left  ::) I reassured him and we cracked on.  He then asked me if he was my first today and I thought y'know what, I'm not pandering to your icky feels about prostitutes. So I was honest and said he wasn't.  I went to go down on him and he said he didn't want OWO, I said that was absolutely fine and went for the condom but he seemed really anti-letting me touch him?  Anyway we laid down, he fingered me very enthusiastically, wanked over my face and that was it! We had a little chat while he got dressed and he was all discretion this, discretion that, I'm married, I've got to be really careful, I cant take diseases home, blah blah. 

15 minutes and he was in and out! I mean I was the one laughing all the way to the bank (?100 in 15 minutes) but my GOD, what is WRONG with these men who get all hung up about the 'dirty prossie'? If you don't want to see someone who's had sex with someone else that day go out on the pull like everyone else - and put yourself MORE at risk of STI's, considering that sex workers have lower STI rates than the general population.

I don't ever feel dirty or anything like that, and I really effing resent it when guys think it's ok to make us feel like that. hmph.

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« Reply #1008 on: 18 March 2016, 09:54:57 am »
Guys that contact you and ask vague questions like 'What can I get in 30 mins?' Well what is it that you want for a start?!?Worse still are the guys who ask you how long they should book and what is the difference between 30 mins and an hour... :FF

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« Reply #1009 on: 18 March 2016, 09:56:11 am »
I also find overeager oral sex on me to be rather a turn-off - some are so full on do they honestly think we like sledgehammer sex??


Oh yes when they dive down there like there's no tomorrow, forehead hits the pubic bone or presses on it *Ouch!*  ::)


Some of them need to realise gently does it...

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« Reply #1010 on: 18 March 2016, 11:48:50 am »
Guys that contact you and ask vague questions like 'What can I get in 30 mins?' Well what is it that you want for a start?!?Worse still are the guys who ask you how long they should book and what is the difference between 30 mins and an hour... :FF


Yes general vagueness...Such as "Are you available today" or worse "Are you available next week" Then when you give them a time they can't make that one! Unless they've got the whole day/week free (which is highly unlikely)  why don't they just ask for the time they want to come I can then either say yes or no or they can suggest another time to suit them.It happens so often I just don't get it  :FF

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« Reply #1011 on: 18 March 2016, 12:30:52 pm »
I had one the other day who didn't bother me at first but I've been seething a little since.

He came in, seemed quite nervous. Asked me if our meeting was discreet? I'm like nah mate I'm going to ring the evening standard when you've left  ::) I reassured him and we cracked on.  He then asked me if he was my first today and I thought y'know what, I'm not pandering to your icky feels about prostitutes. So I was honest and said he wasn't.  I went to go down on him and he said he didn't want OWO, I said that was absolutely fine and went for the condom but he seemed really anti-letting me touch him?  Anyway we laid down, he fingered me very enthusiastically, wanked over my face and that was it! We had a little chat while he got dressed and he was all discretion this, discretion that, I'm married, I've got to be really careful, I cant take diseases home, blah blah. 

15 minutes and he was in and out! I mean I was the one laughing all the way to the bank (?100 in 15 minutes) but my GOD, what is WRONG with these men who get all hung up about the 'dirty prossie'? If you don't want to see someone who's had sex with someone else that day go out on the pull like everyone else - and put yourself MORE at risk of STI's, considering that sex workers have lower STI rates than the general population.

I don't ever feel dirty or anything like that, and I really effing resent it when guys think it's ok to make us feel like that. hmph.

I hate this, I actually cancelled a guy who during the phone conversation said something like not wanting to see 'dirty little slappers'. I emphasise this wasn't aimed at me in fact he went on about how he picked me since I seemed to respect myself blah blah BUT it bugged me more & more since clearly it showed he had a disrespectful attitude towards women in general. So I cancelled and told him why.

He did come back with an apology...but too late matey. Occasionally I've gone thro bookings with guys I've got that vibe from and they are always far worse in person. He was a first timer, but that's no excuse in my book.

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« Reply #1012 on: 18 March 2016, 04:38:54 pm »
Guys that contact you and ask vague questions like 'What can I get in 30 mins?' Well what is it that you want for a start?!?Worse still are the guys who ask you how long they should book and what is the difference between 30 mins and an hour... :FF


Yes general vagueness...Such as "Are you available today" or worse "Are you available next week" Then when you give them a time they can't make that one! Unless they've got the whole day/week free (which is highly unlikely)  why don't they just ask for the time they want to come I can then either say yes or no or they can suggest another time to suit them.It happens so often I just don't get it  :FF
Oh god yes 'Are you available next week?' Well for a start my availability is pretty set and written in bold i.e Monday 11am to 7pm,Tuesday 11am to 6pm etc etc.Really do they want to rewrite your entire weeks rota for them?It pisses me off full stop when you then have to write back 'Well what day,length of booking and time are you thinking of?' only for them to mention a day but then not a time..like pulling teeth.Decent clients tend to tell you all that in the first instance.Not rocket science is it?

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« Reply #1013 on: 18 March 2016, 09:52:03 pm »
Make a booking for a certain time, cancel with a shit excuse then you see a review for another girl at the same time they booked you.

I wouldn't normally give a shit but that was my only booking today and he's a regular, I'm not a happy bunny. More so that he said he couldn't do the time he booked but would let me know what time he could do later then didn't get back to me.

I'm never working st Paddys weekend again it's been absolutely unbareable!

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« Reply #1014 on: 18 March 2016, 11:12:20 pm »
Guys that contact you and ask vague questions like 'What can I get in 30 mins?' Well what is it that you want for a start?!?Worse still are the guys who ask you how long they should book and what is the difference between 30 mins and an hour... :FF


Yes general vagueness...Such as "Are you available today" or worse "Are you available next week" Then when you give them a time they can't make that one! Unless they've got the whole day/week free (which is highly unlikely)  why don't they just ask for the time they want to come I can then either say yes or no or they can suggest another time to suit them.It happens so often I just don't get it  :FF
Oh god yes 'Are you available next week?' Well for a start my availability is pretty set and written in bold i.e Monday 11am to 7pm,Tuesday 11am to 6pm etc etc.Really do they want to rewrite your entire weeks rota for them?It pisses me off full stop when you then have to write back 'Well what day,length of booking and time are you thinking of?' only for them to mention a day but then not a time..like pulling teeth.Decent clients tend to tell you all that in the first instance.Not rocket science is it?


Yes like pulling teeth!


A booking request today from someone I've seen loads:

Him: Hi are you around next week?

Me: What day and time are you wanting?

Him: I'm hoping for Mon afternoon

Me: Yes that should be ok

Him: I'll confirm asap Mon

Me: Ok you need to let me know before 10am, shall we say 2pm for an hour?

Him: Probably later after 4, what will you be wearing?

Me: Ok I'll save 4pm for you just confirm Monday morning before 10am. Seamed stockings heels...

Him: Lovely xx


For fuck sake all that could have been arranged a LOT easier if he had just said the time he wanted in the first place!


The thing is though, he's actually a really decent guy when he does arrive, I don't know why he has to make such a big drama with the booking arrangements!! 

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« Reply #1015 on: 19 March 2016, 12:08:35 am »
Make a booking for a certain time, cancel with a shit excuse then you see a review for another girl at the same time they booked you.

I wouldn't normally give a shit but that was my only booking today and he's a regular, I'm not a happy bunny. More so that he said he couldn't do the time he booked but would let me know what time he could do later then didn't get back to me.

I'm never working st Paddys weekend again it's been absolutely unbareable!
I banned a bloke for doing this.He booked me over 3 times for a 2 hour booking then cancelled each time with some bizarre excuse.Finally I had a look at his feedback and every time he booked me he had seen someone else.I never actually met him but I was not prepared to be messed about again by him.

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« Reply #1016 on: 19 March 2016, 08:44:02 am »
Last Wed I had a horrible client.  He was a first timer and texted 'I just hope it is worth it' - well that was offensive enough on its own.  How I wish I had cancelled seeing him.  He had an attitude problem and seemed to think escorts were just a piece of meat.
He was also very common and rough the type I absolutely detest meeting with.

I should have trusted my instincts and fobbed him off.  I hadn't worked for a few days as it had been the time of the month and I was low on funds.  Silly me.

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« Reply #1017 on: 19 March 2016, 12:08:16 pm »
Guys that contact you and ask vague questions like 'What can I get in 30 mins?' Well what is it that you want for a start?!?Worse still are the guys who ask you how long they should book and what is the difference between 30 mins and an hour... :FF


Yes general vagueness...Such as "Are you available today" or worse "Are you available next week" Then when you give them a time they can't make that one! Unless they've got the whole day/week free (which is highly unlikely)  why don't they just ask for the time they want to come I can then either say yes or no or they can suggest another time to suit them.It happens so often I just don't get it  :FF

I have blocked a reg because of this. Always sends a message on AW with "When next you available?"  :FF instead of just calling me and asking if I am available at 3pm tomorrow. Some know what time they want, so why not just say? It's funny because when I reply with availability he doesn't respond, probably because he can't do those times. and now you are BLOCKED because of it. Stupid stinker. They constantly need to be spoon fed.What time you start in the morning? Usually said by someone who wants to push boundaries or have a power trip. "oh so you start at 12? Can I see you at 11?" If you know you wanted 11 why didn't you just say that in first place.  or "What services do you do?" "what services do you want bitch?" Men are dumb lol ;D
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« Reply #1018 on: 19 March 2016, 12:59:14 pm »
The availability thing is so annoying. I do understand that sometimes they might be free all day, for example, and would like to know what availability I have. Particularly because I am part time and often work on an as-needed basis.  If they ask me what my availability is for the week I will tell them what days and take it from there. But the ones who want to be spoon fed the information bit by bit I don't even bother replying to.

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« Reply #1019 on: 22 March 2016, 12:10:53 am »
I keep getting emailed by a guy asking x,y and z. So today i got so fed up with him i nearly screamed "EMAIL WHEN IT SAYS IM AVAILABLE!!!!!?!?!" X
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