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KittenCandy

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1035 on: 12 April 2016, 08:25:35 pm »
get lost on way to my flat then text me saying they are lost instead of just calling me and asking for directions  :FF Either they truly adore, enjoy and love texting or fear phoning. Most times I do not hear when a text comes through, so had one client text me saying he cannot find me, when I checked my phone I saw it was sent 30 minutes ago. So the dummy was walking around like a headless chicken for 30 minutes when he could have just called for clarification. Had another text saying he was outside and stood outside the gate waiting for 20 minutes like a clown until I eventually saw the text and phoned him. Now I ignore them. Phone me or you don't get in. ::) Imbeciles  :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1036 on: 14 April 2016, 11:30:09 am »
i hate when they send you a message and you ask them to call for all details .... then what do they do ... send another bloody message with another question . spend an hour messaging back and forward and then they might not even turn up ... aaaarrrgghhh

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1037 on: 14 April 2016, 03:20:45 pm »
i hate when they send you a message and you ask them to call for all details .... then what do they do ... send another bloody message with another question . spend an hour messaging back and forward and then they might not even turn up ... aaaarrrgghhh

I had that this morning.

Him: Hello. Are you available today? If so, where are you located?
Me: Yes, I am available today. I'm at a hotel near XYZ. Please call me if you would like to make a booking.
Him: What's your rate for one hour?
Him: ??
Him: HELLO??

Twat.

I've noticed that the majority of those who text will not call if asked to. I will take a booking by text if they have all their ducks in a row: "Hello Fab. I was wondering if you were available at 3pm for one hour? Jim." I will happily take Jim's booking. But if it's just "Are you working today?" then I have to ask them to call me. And very few of them will.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1038 on: 17 April 2016, 07:38:26 pm »
First time client 'Give me a discount and i will become your regular'  ::)


I usually reply with "I never do discounts as I've already got a lot of regular clients who are more than happy to pay my rate, so I'm not looking for any more regs at this time. If you do want to book lets just see how we get on with the first booking as we might not even like each other" ;-)


The mumbling/stuttering/silence/speechlessness/shock in their voice always makes me laugh lol

Nia Hope

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1039 on: 17 April 2016, 07:52:25 pm »
When they text and if you don't reply immediately they text question marks, so rude.
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Miss Carolines secret

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« Reply #1040 on: 18 April 2016, 09:18:00 am »
They think they are entitled to a lower rate because they have seen you few times before and don't like it when you refuse to drop your reasonable rate lower.

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« Reply #1041 on: 18 April 2016, 11:29:42 am »
They think they are entitled to a lower rate because they have seen you few times before and don't like it when you refuse to drop your reasonable rate lower.

I had one like this last week, so annoying. He'd seen me before I had a long break a few years ago. He kept asking the price after he'd already paid me. Mainly the ones who don't want full sex because of ED, I find are like this. (None of this was mentioned on the phone though before seeing me & I didn't recognise his voice & vice versa) By not out-rightly asking for a discount but hinting to see if it's pro-offered is passive aggressive in my book & like you say indicates a feeling of entitlement. I pointed out he was paying for my time then he made some facetious comment about me (indirectly) not having the right technique. That that seems to be the crux of his narc personality. I just laughed & said I don't care if you didn't climax, it's not my issue because I get lots of guys who can. He already said at the start he may not climax or get hard because of health issues so why blame me!?

Had one text at 1pm to ask if I was available at 3pm on Saturday but I text back to say I left the town to go home. At which point he then calls asking if there are any other girls in the area, like I'm some flipping telephone directory. Told him I'm not a pimp & to go back on the internet, then hung up. Lazy gits can't spend a few minutes looking online for themselves.


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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1042 on: 18 April 2016, 11:42:09 am »
Sometimes they ruin a perfectly good rapport by acting like that.I wonder if it dawns on them after quite a few ladies they had good times with stop answering their calls?
I had a client who I saw once a few weeks ago.Perfectly nice bloke.Gave him a good service and some banter he was a happy bunny.Tried to rebook like this 'Can I see you in 5 mins and can you do a quickie for 30?' Replied and asked him if he really felt it appropriate to treat me and my flat like a soho walkup and ask for large discount to boot?'He did actually apologise but I won't want to meet again after that!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1043 on: 18 April 2016, 11:43:40 am »
They think they are entitled to a lower rate because they have seen you few times before and don't like it when you refuse to drop your reasonable rate lower.

I had one like this last week, so annoying. He'd seen me before I had a long break a few years ago. He kept asking the price after he'd already paid me. Mainly the ones who don't want full sex because of ED, I find are like this. (None of this was mentioned on the phone though before seeing me & I didn't recognise his voice & vice versa) By not out-rightly asking for a discount but hinting to see if it's pro-offered is passive aggressive in my book & like you say indicates a feeling of entitlement. I pointed out he was paying for my time then he made some facetious comment about me (indirectly) not having the right technique. That that seems to be the crux of his narc personality. I just laughed & said I don't care if you didn't climax, it's not my issue because I get lots of guys who can. He already said at the start he may not climax or get hard because of health issues so why blame me!?

Had one text at 1pm to ask if I was available at 3pm on Saturday but I text back to say I left the town to go home. At which point he then calls asking if there are any other girls in the area, like I'm some flipping telephone directory. Told him I'm not a pimp & to go back on the internet, then hung up. Lazy gits can't spend a few minutes looking online for themselves.
I had this today! I told him I'm busy all day so he asks if another girl in my area does domination, I don't fucking know! Read her profile idiot  ???
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1044 on: 18 April 2016, 04:18:43 pm »
So last night I had an email asking me to meet someone for half an hour titwank and bj  in woods over on the Wirral (am in Liverpool). He was prepared to pay me the princely sum of ?100.

I replied and simply said "In a word, no".
He then sent me another message, saying he hadn't wished to offend but thought I did outcalls. I pointed out that I don't do outcalls for less than an hour (which is more than ?100) and not for any amount of money would I meet someone in a wood.

The weirdest thing was that he had tons of AW feedback, but all for camming and all his feedback for 2015 and 2016 referred to him as a woman.
Very very strange and creepy.

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« Reply #1045 on: 22 April 2016, 11:19:12 am »
Tell me to slow down, then I point out he has 10 mins left, after I've noticed he's trying to take the piss with time in a 30min booking, so I say well it's a quickie & we are limited for time you can extend, nope not enough cash. Then I carry on, he then says slow down again with 5 mins remaining whilst thinking his flaccid cock will penetrate.  :-\ Had him out the door on time, cheeky prick.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1046 on: 22 April 2016, 11:28:51 pm »
First time client 'Give me a discount and i will become your regular'  ::)


I usually reply with "I never do discounts as I've already got a lot of regular clients who are more than happy to pay my rate, so I'm not looking for any more regs at this time. If you do want to book lets just see how we get on with the first booking as we might not even like each other" ;-)


The mumbling/stuttering/silence/speechlessness/shock in their voice always makes me laugh lol

Ugh. I hate the guys who say they'll be a regular if I see them at a discounted rate. My standard reply is:

"Sorry, being paid less than what I charge on a regular basis doesn't appeal to me at all"

Usually shuts the chancers straight up.
They tried to bury us.
They didn't know we were seeds.

sultress000

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1047 on: 22 April 2016, 11:44:16 pm »
Love these replies! I get all these types of chancers too.. Its just unbelievable

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1048 on: 23 April 2016, 07:42:27 am »
Had to cancel someone recently as came on my period and it was really heavy. He text me and said he could come round just for a social to give me cuddles and kisses etc for an hour. He's a regular so I thought it would be an easy way to make some extra money with someone trustworthy. Text him back saying it sounded lovely and I'd offer him a discount seeing as no sex of any kind would be involved. His response "I didn't realise it would have to be a "transaction". If you decide you want some company later and someone to rub your tummy for you then you know where I am".

Grrrrr - why do certain clients assume we'd ever want to see them for free? He's old enough to be my grandad and I've never ever lead him to believe that I might have feelings for him or want to be his friend outside of escorting in anyway. It's as if because I give a good performance during bookings they think it's the best sex I've ever experienced and I'd happily spend time with them for free.

katrina

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #1049 on: 23 April 2016, 04:06:31 pm »
When they text and if you don't reply immediately they text question marks, so rude.


Text received at 10.50 last night: Available now

I ignored it then another text from him at 11pm: ??