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Guiltypleasure

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #900 on: 07 February 2016, 09:50:05 pm »
Me too I think it says a lot about the attitude myself , mind you it is the tone too...I'm like it in my normal day to day life to I wouldn't call anyone without some kind of greeting
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #901 on: 10 February 2016, 04:00:31 pm »
When they spend 30Min's going down on you (badly)

then come up and comment on how wet you are..........of course I'm wet you have just spent the best part of half an hour drooling on my nether regions :FF :FF
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #902 on: 10 February 2016, 04:06:25 pm »
Quote from: lovely-laura on 10 February 2016, 04:00:31 pm
When they spend 30Min's going down on you (badly)

then come up and comment on how wet you are..........of course I'm wet you have just spent the best part of half an hour drooling on my nether regions :FF :FF

THIS.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #903 on: 10 February 2016, 04:15:20 pm »
Whilst I really enjoy being fingered when its done right, lately some have been poking me in the completely wrong direction, pressing hard on my clit, or worse on my urethra opening with sharp nails..  :o  I gently move their hand, say 'ouch its tender down there' or just move out the way, but sometimes the damage has already been done by then. I had a real sore vagina and felt like a bit of a water infection the past few days, feels better now but annoying at the time.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #904 on: 10 February 2016, 06:18:58 pm »
Quote from: katrina on 10 February 2016, 04:15:20 pm
Whilst I really enjoy being fingered when its done right, lately some have been poking me in the completely wrong direction, pressing hard on my clit, or worse on my urethra opening with sharp nails..  :o  I gently move their hand, say 'ouch its tender down there' or just move out the way, but sometimes the damage has already been done by then. I had a real sore vagina and felt like a bit of a water infection the past few days, feels better now but annoying at the time.
I had one last week asking me to tell him how to do it so I told him slow down, don't press so hard. Of course he listened for about a minute before going back to his speedy jabbing and wondering why I wasn't reacting the way he expected!
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Iluvcats

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #905 on: 10 February 2016, 06:45:34 pm »
Quote from: katrina on 10 February 2016, 04:15:20 pm
Whilst I really enjoy being fingered when its done right, lately some have been poking me in the completely wrong direction, pressing hard on my clit, or worse on my urethra opening with sharp nails..  :o  I gently move their hand, say 'ouch its tender down there' or just move out the way, but sometimes the damage has already been done by then. I had a real sore vagina and felt like a bit of a water infection the past few days, feels better now but annoying at the time.

Why do their wives/ girlfriends etc not teach these blokes how to touch a woman properly? It's so frustrating (as well as painful)
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Nia Hope

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #906 on: 10 February 2016, 08:32:55 pm »
Quote from: Poppy_xx on 10 February 2016, 04:06:25 pm
Quote from: lovely-laura on 10 February 2016, 04:00:31 pm
When they spend 30Min's going down on you (badly)

then come up and comment on how wet you are..........of course I'm wet you have just spent the best part of half an hour drooling on my nether regions :FF :FF

THIS.
I had a guy do this today, "Oh you're so wet" yes it's not because I'm enjoying it though! I do a really good fake cum though to make them feel good about themselves,
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #907 on: 10 February 2016, 08:37:38 pm »
I bought a jelly vibrator and I invite them to use it on me. They love to poke *something* in me while I'm giving oral and the jelly feels very comfortable. Better than grubby fingers.
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Nia Hope

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« Reply #908 on: 10 February 2016, 08:47:04 pm »
I don't mind them using fingers if they know what they're doing, I make sure their hands are washed and squirt hand sanitiser on their hands before, a few times they haven't rubbed it in properly and it bloody stings!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #909 on: 11 February 2016, 02:17:28 pm »
Quote from: Red KB on 10 February 2016, 06:18:58 pm
I had one last week asking me to tell him how to do it so I told him slow down, don't press so hard. Of course he listened for about a minute before going back to his speedy jabbing and wondering why I wasn't reacting the way he expected!

Why is it that if what they're doing isn't provoking the desired reaction, the general response is to go faster and harder - never slower and softer?! Because what woman doesn't love being poked sharply and repeatedly in the vag?
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #910 on: 11 February 2016, 02:26:36 pm »
Yeh I think it's a sense of desperation....

I just can't tolerate guys jabbing away at me I find it really painful and much worse if they've got sharp nails. I always always tell them to be more gentle, I have no compunction about doing that! And I will also distract them by saying oooh but it was so nice when you did XYZ......
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #911 on: 11 February 2016, 03:43:45 pm »
Ah I've had this!

I had a super nice client.  in his 50-0's client who use to do the finger poking, hard rubbing fingering thing. I used to always give him priority to book as no sex was involved (and I thought therefore it must be an easier booking)  but the painful fingering and clitoris rubbing actually used to be ten times more stressful than being pounded. No matter how much I told him to go slower/be gentler he never did.

He also had the tiniest penis and i had never given him oral before until our second to last booking and he stuck it in my mouth and it stank! The smell of it somehow transferred onto my hair and I couldn't get the smell out of my nose for hours. He then came to see me again and I couldn't face the thought of touching him let alone his penis and I was tired of the hard fingering and it really must have showed because he emailed me saying I seemed disinterested. I felt terrible but i had no idea how i was going to tell him that his penis stank and he was physically hurting me.  :-X
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Fabulassie

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #912 on: 11 February 2016, 04:41:55 pm »
Saying "your penis stank and you physically hurt me" would be ideal but who knows if it would do any good.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #913 on: 13 February 2016, 04:21:18 am »
So far, the most annoying stuff i've come across:

-pushing bareback, anal etc when they know perfectly well i do NOT do that. What on earth makes them think I'll change my mind?? What??

-trying to rub their bare dicks on my fanny, and when i tell them off they make this hurt little baby's face and say 'but i'm not putting it in'

-being drunk/high on drugs. Why the hell would they hire an escort when they know perfectly well they're too drunk/high to even get it up, let alone cum?? One such charmer kept trying to put his limp shrimp in me, and when it wouldn't work (pushing rope...yeah good luck with that) he'd act surprised and say 'why wouldn't it go in?hmmm that's strange'.and try again.and again.and again.

Another genius booked me for an outcall; I got to his hotel and he was so drunk he couldn't even stand up. It then turned out he didn't have cash, so he offered me his credit card. I really wanted to ask him where should i swipe that, between my butt cheeks?..he then managed to find half the fee, I cancelled and as I was leaving he threw up all over the floor.

-Slobbering all over my face.i can barely keep myself from recoiling.

-putting tongue/finger in my ear.instant berserk rage!!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #914 on: 13 February 2016, 11:31:21 am »
Quote from: Nia Hope on 12 October 2014, 04:58:17 pm
Quote from: Aussie Male Escort on 12 October 2014, 04:32:11 pm
Online messages saying "are you available now?" I suspect they send these multiple escorts and then go see whoever responds quickest. Luckily I'm busy enough that I can afford not to sit in front of my computer 24/7 waiting for these.
Yes I don't respond to those emails, or another thing I hate is when you text them after a missed call and they ask "Which one are you?" I am under no illusion that I'm their one and only but I'd style it out a bit! X

That happens quite a lot, I reckon they maybe call 5 or 6 and whoever answers back quickest gets the gig. Emails I dont really answer especially if I've got my number showing, why would you want to send me an email
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