Is anyone else finding that clients are extra fussy lately? 90% of my bookings at the moment come with dress requests down to the colour of the stockings. It's starting to drive me nuts!

Yes! I recently had someone book a hotel outcall a fortnight in advance. He sent several lengthy text messages telling me how important it was for me to wear blue, seamed stockings. Do you know how hard it is to find blue seamed stockings? I had to order them especially over the internet. Sure enough the day came and went with no confirmation, cancellation or stupid excuse. Then he pipes up a week later about how hed love to see me next month, then another long rant about how vital it is that I wear sodding blue seamed stockings... Told him to bugger off. Timewaster. Blue seamed stockings indeed.

Uncut nails while they want to finger me! Do you also have a plague of uncut nails o is it just me?

Quote from: Midsstudent on 11 August 2015, 06:26:18 pm

Is anyone else finding that clients are extra fussy lately? 90% of my bookings at the moment come with dress requests down to the colour of the stockings. It's starting to drive me nuts!

Yes! I recently had someone book a hotel outcall a fortnight in advance. He sent several lengthy text messages telling me how important it was for me to wear blue, seamed stockings. Do you know how hard it is to find blue seamed stockings? I had to order them especially over the internet. Sure enough the day came and went with no confirmation, cancellation or stupid excuse. Then he pipes up a week later about how hed love to see me next month, then another long rant about how vital it is that I wear sodding blue seamed stockings... Told him to bugger off. Timewaster. Blue seamed stockings indeed.

I think there's a warning about this guy on here?

Bleuuurgh I had an old old client once with horrible long raggedy nails, and he kept trying to touch my v. Horrible.
Uncut nails while they want to finger me! Do you also have a plague of uncut nails o is it just me?

Quote from: Lucie268 on 12 August 2015, 08:41:33 pm

Quote from: BJC on 12 August 2015, 07:28:07 pm

Quote from: Midsstudent on 11 August 2015, 06:26:18 pm

Is anyone else finding that clients are extra fussy lately? 90% of my bookings at the moment come with dress requests down to the colour of the stockings. It's starting to drive me nuts!

Yes! I recently had someone book a hotel outcall a fortnight in advance. He sent several lengthy text messages telling me how important it was for me to wear blue, seamed stockings. Do you know how hard it is to find blue seamed stockings? I had to order them especially over the internet. Sure enough the day came and went with no confirmation, cancellation or stupid excuse. Then he pipes up a week later about how hed love to see me next month, then another long rant about how vital it is that I wear sodding blue seamed stockings... Told him to bugger off. Timewaster. Blue seamed stockings indeed.

I think there's a warning about this guy on here?

Quote from: alicedotalice on 12 August 2015, 08:18:35 pm

Bleuuurgh I had an old old client once with horrible long raggedy nails, and he kept trying to touch my v. Horrible.
Uncut nails while they want to finger me! Do you also have a plague of uncut nails o is it just me?

There's a warning about a guy obsessed with blue satin shit... not entirely sure if it's the same guy, though.

I just checked and the blue satin guy seems to pester girls in London. I'm in Leeds and have a different number for the blue stockings guy. He's a prolific Timewaster though so I'll have to do a post in the TW section later.

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Mount you on the bed with bare dick then try to rub it near my fanny. Had knickers on otherwise it's would have been a shoulder shove. Still had my hand down there pushing his dick away then squirmed away to grab a condom. My knickers are lace/mesh so porous. Luckily I don't get many who do this often but it does make me worry that they are trying BB.

All my clients today have been early. Annoying, and can't chill when I know they're waiting.

It makes me laugh when they ask for bareback and then moan that other escorts do it, as if that makes us more likely to offer it. Surely if they do bareback that makes them more likely to carry an infection? I had one client like that today, I definitely won't be seeing him again and only did OW when he said that.

All mine were early too today, it annoys the hell out of me! They say "Oh I'm a bit early but I'll wait" why don't they just wait and  text me on the agreed time? Like you said Lucie I can't carry on reading my book or relax knowing they are outside.

Another thing I've had a spurt of is guys that text question marks if you don't respond within 1 fucking second! It's so rude. X

Again, another client with a communication style that I'm not understanding

Client 'Can I book an appointment. I've seen you before.' (Long silence)
-Me 'What's your name'
Client 'What!'
-Me 'What's your name'
Client 'Why!'
-Me 'So I can remember you'
Client ' Oh I didn't think you'd remember me!'
Me 'You don't think I've got a memory?!?'

It's like wading through treacle.
I'm a roboticon programmed for sex with no memory chips?

Today's annoyance.
Client who won't talk, tell me what he wants.or do anything spontaneously.
Just lay there and waited.
Unenthusiastic about everything I try.
Frustrating, and annoying. Should have just down the same and waited the hour out.
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