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sexynana

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #60 on: 03 November 2014, 03:06:37 am »
Bad breath and bad body odour (this tends to be rare though) x

Huge client + on top of me + body odour + having their sweat all over my body :(

Still trying my best to adapt to this situation. 

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #61 on: 03 November 2014, 08:54:35 am »
Bad breath and bad body odour (this tends to be rare though) x

Huge client + on top of me + body odour + having their sweat all over my body :(

Still trying my best to adapt to this situation.

Have you got a shower you can offer?

sourgrapes

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #62 on: 03 November 2014, 09:30:08 am »
guys fingering my vagina, then my bum, then back to the vagina again. Wiping said finger on my bedding.  :FF
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sexynana

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #63 on: 03 November 2014, 12:11:22 pm »
Bad breath and bad body odour (this tends to be rare though) x

Huge client + on top of me + body odour + having their sweat all over my body :(

Still trying my best to adapt to this situation.

YES :(. The thing is that some clients do smell even after a shower but i can take it . It is when they start to sweat during sex. The bigger ones tend to sweat a lot!
Have you got a shower you can offer?

MistyBloo

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #64 on: 03 November 2014, 03:30:59 pm »
Try and kiss with bad breath  :(
Try and play with my bum
Spit on their Fingers
Blow raspberries when giving oral
Try and kiss me after giving oral
Take longer than 2 Minutes to cum
Talk
Breathe
Exist lol

Ha ha, yes how dare they breathe... do not like anyone who spits on my flower or drools on his fingers and placing them there. I am lucky I get wet quite easily but if not I place long lasting lube down there just before they arrive

MistyBloo

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #65 on: 03 November 2014, 03:43:50 pm »
Clients who don't dry themselves off before they get out of the shower, thus leaving a  trail of water from the en suite to the bed, soaking the sheet and pillow

worst one ever. Client turns up after work smelling of the cigarette he just had, hair thick from grease and not many teeth and the ones he had were black from tar, socks filthy  dirty and holes in them both. Personality wise he was respectful so the show must go on regardless...

I usher him to the shower and quickly sprint to the boudoir to strip the bed linen and put an old sheet (clean) down. throw off the pillows. Hoping he would use the shower gel I pointed at so he would wash his hair. well.... NO

When he laid down I was hovering over him and I could not smell a hint of shower gel, hair wet but STILL greasy Well, as you can imagine I had an invisible nose peg on the entire time. Had to stay away from the top end of him to avoid kissing so made lots of MMMM noises whilst sucking on a flavoured condom on him for AS LONG as my mouth could possibly hold out


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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #66 on: 03 November 2014, 07:54:24 pm »
guys fingering my vagina, then my bum, then back to the vagina again. Wiping said finger on my bedding.  :FF

Ah that's bad..! Can you not end up with some nasty infections from that?
I honestly don't know but I wouldn't be happy with that either!
Then again nothing gets up my bum lol ;)
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #67 on: 04 November 2014, 07:15:34 pm »
I hate the fingering vagina or bum.  They think since they can put their penis there, everything is allowed.  I sometimes allow them vagina fingering, but never bum!!!   I also hate when they lick pussy and go up and kiss me , i can't stand that!!!  Am I the only one who hates that????  :-X :-X :-X

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #68 on: 04 November 2014, 10:53:48 pm »
I hate the fingering vagina or bum.  They think since they can put their penis there, everything is allowed.  I sometimes allow them vagina fingering, but never bum!!!   I also hate when they lick pussy and go up and kiss me , i can't stand that!!!  Am I the only one who hates that????  :-X :-X :-X
When they go up to kiss me I'm usually relieved cose I can't stand licking pussy more than anything  ;D

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #69 on: 05 November 2014, 02:38:34 pm »
I'd rather have them as far away from my face as possible   :-\
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #70 on: 05 November 2014, 06:06:10 pm »
Ugh! Had to sign off early today cause I've lost motivation after my last one  :(
He was so full on and made me feel sick. I was seriously lacking motivation through out the whole thing. When he was kissing me he may as well have just swallowed me cause he was trying to snog my whole face off and slobbering everywhere then he was really rough, I had to tell him to calm down. He was one of those that are too full on and a real jobs worth.
Feel bad for signing off early but had 3 bookings today and he just totally ruined my motivation not to mention made me sore and used 4 condoms!!!!!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #71 on: 05 November 2014, 06:57:54 pm »
Cumming on my brand new couch! It's amazing how much more you notice when it's your own stuff being shed, farted, jizzed on.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #72 on: 05 November 2014, 07:18:40 pm »
I don't mind fingers in my vagina and even like it when I'm doing sex for fun.

The thing about the tongue in the ear is the sound. *shudder*


Lol, I actually like having my ear licked sound and all. Send 'em all to me! But I hate it when client's get trigger fingers inside my vagina and just start scraping them around. Ow. Or my bum. Goddamit I get trigger fingers inside my bum! Ow. Even when I say 'gentle, slow, gentle slow' still fingers scraping. What the hell?
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xSweetCheeksx

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #73 on: 05 November 2014, 07:53:12 pm »
Cumming on my brand new couch! It's amazing how much more you notice when it's your own stuff being shed, farted, jizzed on.
Oh god that really annoys me, it's like they actually think it's a dumping ground. Last week when I was in a hotel I had a client cum a shit ton on the bed. I was just sat like noooo  :FF and there he is pumping away still. I think it's so disrespectful.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #74 on: 05 November 2014, 08:36:39 pm »
Totally agree its so disrespectful.