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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #660 on: 16 October 2015, 11:29:33 am »
Don't wash their cocks properly in the sink (I insist!)

I spent a half hour booking giving a lesson on penis hygiene after scraping off the fucking limescale. He thought he had a disease ffs. I swear if I'd told him he had Cockeritis he would have gone straight to hospital.  :FF :FF :FF

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« Reply #661 on: 16 October 2015, 01:07:56 pm »
Ask me when i'm free then when i tell them I'm free at so and so time or free all day tomorrow they don't reply. I hate when clients ask this. Not sure if I should have put this under how not to book an escort.. It's like they have no interest in booking in the first place but just want to wind you up. I've started ignoring guys that ask me when I'm free now. If you want to book just email me a date and time and if it suits then we go ahead with it..  >:(

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« Reply #662 on: 16 October 2015, 01:48:53 pm »
Ask me when i'm free then when i tell them I'm free at so and so time or free all day tomorrow they don't reply. I hate when clients ask this. Not sure if I should have put this under how not to book an escort.. It's like they have no interest in booking in the first place but just want to wind you up. I've started ignoring guys that ask me when I'm free now. If you want to book just email me a date and time and if it suits then we go ahead with it..  >:(
I know, right? What sort of a muppet asks questions like "what's your availability like this week?" What do they want - my week's diary on a spreadsheet?
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #663 on: 16 October 2015, 02:49:32 pm »
Ask me when i'm free then when i tell them I'm free at so and so time or free all day tomorrow they don't reply. I hate when clients ask this. Not sure if I should have put this under how not to book an escort.. It's like they have no interest in booking in the first place but just want to wind you up. I've started ignoring guys that ask me when I'm free now. If you want to book just email me a date and time and if it suits then we go ahead with it..  >:(
I know, right? What sort of a muppet asks questions like "what's your availability like this week?" What do they want - my week's diary on a spreadsheet?

Lol sometimes I think they gather together and come up with silly things to say,ask and do. Either that or they are all equally stupid!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #664 on: 16 October 2015, 04:35:38 pm »
Ask me when i'm free then when i tell them I'm free at so and so time or free all day tomorrow they don't reply. I hate when clients ask this. Not sure if I should have put this under how not to book an escort.. It's like they have no interest in booking in the first place but just want to wind you up. I've started ignoring guys that ask me when I'm free now. If you want to book just email me a date and time and if it suits then we go ahead with it..  >:(
I know, right? What sort of a muppet asks questions like "what's your availability like this week?" What do they want - my week's diary on a spreadsheet?

I've never got why they ask this! I resonpd with well roughly what time are you looking for on which day and I'll see what I can do.. and they do seem to want a little spreadsheet or print out of our diaries. I get so annoyed after a couple of rounds of when are you free? When are you looking for I just tell them to get back to me when they know a time and hang up. I have no patients for this question at all.

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« Reply #665 on: 16 October 2015, 05:17:00 pm »
...I just had to stop a client coming to see me because he was so critical of my flat - it isn't that bad honestly but he was just so critical about my power shower, my bath mat, the colour of my towels...he must have ocd or something but was just doing my head in.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #666 on: 16 October 2015, 07:29:33 pm »
Guys who have totally unrealistic expectations.Just had a crossdresser asking if I can provide clothes well yes i have lots of clothes so no probs.Then asking if i can do makeup yes no probs..can I do false eyelashes and fake nails for him er no not unless he brings them and is happy going home with false painted nails on.I'm a hooker not a beauty parlour owner.

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« Reply #667 on: 17 October 2015, 12:46:32 am »
I hate it when a guy books me days in advance ( by phone as required ) then assumes it's perfectly acceptable to text a cancellation, with a very poor excuse and no suggestion of an alternative date.

It infuriates me even more when Regulars do this and I don't respond ( sulking  :P ) and won't take any future advance bookings from them.

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« Reply #668 on: 17 October 2015, 01:00:59 am »
When they say they can't find a decent escort in the area, the next town, the county & the region  :o "dissatisfied douche" I'm going to call this dickhead I just had.
Yeah I hate that.  If they're are the types to slag off every escort they've seen it usually means that will be impossible to please and hate women in general!

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« Reply #669 on: 17 October 2015, 11:52:23 am »
Guys who have totally unrealistic expectations.Just had a crossdresser asking if I can provide clothes well yes i have lots of clothes so no probs.Then asking if i can do makeup yes no probs..can I do false eyelashes and fake nails for him er no not unless he brings them and is happy going home with false painted nails on.I'm a hooker not a beauty parlour owner.

I get this all the time. I'm a size 6/8 & they are are over 12 stone usually  ::) & never done it before. Go to the frickin charity shop mate on your way over, I tell them. Apparently there are exclusive clubs where it is expected for ladies who cater for cross dressers to provide all the gear for them including wigs etc. It kind of makes sense when they are married etc so they don't have to cart it around & can just leave it behind. I wouldn't want to specialise in this & have to store all that stuff.

When they ask to see you on a day you don't work & I have it plastered on my profile & in my automated email that I don't work on that day. Some think they are an exception to the rules.  >:(

Texting me late at night asking to see me in 2 weeks time when I'm in their area & going into graphic detail about what they want to happen in the booking.  :-\ Then when I say go away & read my etiquette section he texts back "will a bunch of flowers make it up to you". I tell you what you can do with those flowers..
« Last Edit: 17 October 2015, 12:06:12 pm by Emma_C »

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« Reply #670 on: 17 October 2015, 01:01:00 pm »
Consistent messages on aw weeks or months before their imaginary booking !!
Or cancellation of their pre booked reality  visit . :o

Oh you are the best looking escort blah blah I can't wait to meet you we will do this that and the other
Oh I'm so sorry I can't make it  ...
« Last Edit: 17 October 2015, 01:02:52 pm by Erotic Flower »

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« Reply #671 on: 17 October 2015, 01:48:04 pm »
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Consistent messages on aw weeks or months before their imaginary booking !!
Or cancellation of their pre booked reality  visit .

I fricking hate that!!!! grrrr  :FF   when they've got a huge amount of positive feedback they seem to think that they can get away with it. When I lay down the law in terms of email/text tennis they always say " have you seen my feedback"! that's basically like saying " don't you know who I am"!!! ...... I always reply " have you seen my list of services and rates"? because no where on my profile does it list " email" or " text" as a service!!!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #672 on: 17 October 2015, 02:09:41 pm »
Clients that do everything right until it comes to sex and they try and chance bareback, this winds me up SO much.
Clients that try to cram everything into 15 mins also.
Sex talk in texts.
Condescending twats.

Saw someone the other week who tried to sneak in without a condom and stopped him and he said oh yeah you don't want any diseases from me and I don't want any from you neither of us have got any but better safe than sorry....?! Well, I know I haven't but I don't know you haven't just by your say so and why attempt it before saying that then?! He then text recently asking to see me again and asked for a time I don't work, tried to cram everything into my offer on at the moment AND finished the text with sex talk and a "then I'm going to feed your pussy some cream without if possible!" Now I'm fairly certain that means he's asking for bareback, someone correct me if I'm reading that wrong? I didn't allow it the first time, why would I this time  :FF


Oh and a new one for me- Clients feeling guilty afterwards and letting you know?

I offer BDSM and sub/dom services and saw someone recently who wished to try it for the first time and emailed me this morning saying he knows everything was consensual but he can't stop feeling guilty about what happened in the appointment and for the first time in a long time said a prayer for both of us- him to be forgiven and for me to find a better life because I don't deserve this life and am just a young girl. I'm 27! I understand those services aren't to everyones tastes and I understand some will feel guilty if it's new to them, but I'm perfectly fine with what I offer and sub/have a Dom in my personal life too, it was the condescending change my life, don't deserve this etc that pissed me off. He could have stopped the appointment at any time if he was uncomfortable just like I could, so don't try and dump your guilt on to me!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #673 on: 17 October 2015, 02:14:56 pm »
"then I'm going to feed your pussy some cream without if possible!" Now I'm fairly certain that means he's asking for bareback, someone correct me if I'm reading that wrong?

Hmm. Have you got a cat? ;D

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #674 on: 17 October 2015, 02:27:49 pm »
"then I'm going to feed your pussy some cream without if possible!" Now I'm fairly certain that means he's asking for bareback, someone correct me if I'm reading that wrong?

Hmm. Have you got a cat? ;D

Hahahaha. I do have a kitten actually and it's the same client who saw his bowl and asked about him and then spent 20 minutes telling me about his two cats!  ;D