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Emma_C

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #795 on: 11 December 2015, 10:04:43 am »
When they repeat the same thing throughout the whole booking. Had Mr "so naughty" 200 times yesterday then Mr "I like to be in you" another 200. {I didn't count, I'm probably exaggerating} I find the "naughty" quite amusing but the "in you" quite creepy! He wanted penetration for the whole hour & still didn't climax  :-\ think I'll avoid him in the future. I actually had to tell him that he was too demanding expecting that the whole time. No massage to start, no hr in between, a bit or oral but OMG bloody tiring.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #796 on: 11 December 2015, 12:58:23 pm »
The general time it takes for men in any walk of life to cum is 3-10 minutes I'm sure so when I get someone who shags for the whole hour, it totally gives me friction burns on my foo. I don't mind having sex for an hour but it's not really the relaxing GFE I offer. It's the aftermath of the burning foo I don't like and then I end up not taking any more work that day so having a client that shags the whole time ends up costing me money x

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #797 on: 11 December 2015, 03:03:15 pm »
Two potential clients today

1. Called me on a landline so I told him he'd need to call me on his mobile when he arives for instructions of where to come, he tells me he doesnt own a mobile so I said "I cant see you then" he then tried to "solve" the problem by if he gave me his discription and an approx time of arrival he would walk up and down my cul-de-sac and I could keep an eye out for him and call him over when I spotted him.... :FF  errrrr no.

2. Just got dolled up for another client, bang on time he called to say he was here I asked what vehicle he was in as (I can see the length of the cul-de-sac from my window) he says a large white van which I couldnt see and I told him, he then he said he wasnt exactly in my road he was around the corner and he wanted my door number but I said "Oh no I don't give that out, I dont even know for sure you're here" so I said come out your vehicle and walk down the cul-de-sac while on the phone and I will direct you...he then said he can't detatch the mobile from the vehicle... I mean WTF! He insisted I should just give him my door number so I told him "no way mate you can forget it".... :FF

Its been quiet these last few days and I'm noticing the idiots are comng out to play.

This has been a very weird day. I'm done!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #798 on: 11 December 2015, 10:59:59 pm »
Two potential clients today

1. Called me on a landline so I told him he'd need to call me on his mobile when he arives for instructions of where to come, he tells me he doesnt own a mobile so I said "I cant see you then" he then tried to "solve" the problem by if he gave me his discription and an approx time of arrival he would walk up and down my cul-de-sac and I could keep an eye out for him and call him over when I spotted him.... :FF  errrrr no.

2. Just got dolled up for another client, bang on time he called to say he was here I asked what vehicle he was in as (I can see the length of the cul-de-sac from my window) he says a large white van which I couldnt see and I told him, he then he said he wasnt exactly in my road he was around the corner and he wanted my door number but I said "Oh no I don't give that out, I dont even know for sure you're here" so I said come out your vehicle and walk down the cul-de-sac while on the phone and I will direct you...he then said he can't detatch the mobile from the vehicle... I mean WTF! He insisted I should just give him my door number so I told him "no way mate you can forget it".... :FF

Its been quiet these last few days and I'm noticing the idiots are comng out to play.

This has been a very weird day. I'm done!

Sorry for my ignorance in advance but...what was number 2 about? What was his agenda?

littleminxjennifer

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #799 on: 11 December 2015, 11:32:18 pm »
clients like this...
mails me saking when i'm free, unfortunately for him i was literally leaving on holiday the following day so had nothing.  he then starts texting, where are you, what do like type questions.  i refer him back to the profile saying if you read my likes, my profile etc you're going to see quite clearly all the answers to the questions your asking.
following morning while i'm finishing my packing i get several texts from the guy saying how hot i was, can wait to see me yadda yadda yadda.

now i had by this point saved notes reminding myself of his number (in case i'd forgotten to block) that he seemed to be a little needy and felt like a timewaster.

get back from hols and the mail starts almost right away.  is there an alert these people can see when you're online?  hey how are you? good holiday? any white bits? can't wait to see you...

i reply saying yes i'm home, holiday was great thank you, are you wanting to make a booking?

thought i'd give him the benefit of the doubt.  his feedback is good, so maybe i was a little harsh as he'd plycked up the courage to contact me and i knocked him back for my holiday... shouldn't have bothered

lad makes the booking, i text the area and where to call me from, and then he starts with the "so hot, can't wait" type texts, finally texting "are you horny"

now i hadn't responded since sending the area, but this one i was like "sorry, i don't play text tennis or do sex chat via text as already explained in my profile, we can chat and get horny when you arrive"

he then cancels as he thinks "we won't work out, i thought we were pals!"

 :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #800 on: 11 December 2015, 11:56:47 pm »
clients like this...
mails me saking when i'm free, unfortunately for him i was literally leaving on holiday the following day so had nothing.  he then starts texting, where are you, what do like type questions.  i refer him back to the profile saying if you read my likes, my profile etc you're going to see quite clearly all the answers to the questions your asking.
following morning while i'm finishing my packing i get several texts from the guy saying how hot i was, can wait to see me yadda yadda yadda.

now i had by this point saved notes reminding myself of his number (in case i'd forgotten to block) that he seemed to be a little needy and felt like a timewaster.

get back from hols and the mail starts almost right away.  is there an alert these people can see when you're online?  hey how are you? good holiday? any white bits? can't wait to see you...

i reply saying yes i'm home, holiday was great thank you, are you wanting to make a booking?

thought i'd give him the benefit of the doubt.  his feedback is good, so maybe i was a little harsh as he'd plycked up the courage to contact me and i knocked him back for my holiday... shouldn't have bothered

lad makes the booking, i text the area and where to call me from, and then he starts with the "so hot, can't wait" type texts, finally texting "are you horny"

now i hadn't responded since sending the area, but this one i was like "sorry, i don't play text tennis or do sex chat via text as already explained in my profile, we can chat and get horny when you arrive"

he then cancels as he thinks "we won't work out, i thought we were pals!"

 :FF :FF :FF :FF :FF

Do These men think we get flattered by them calling us sexy or something? Sorry but an old granpa calling me hot is such a self esteem killer. I barely have any as it is already. Something about an ugly man calling me hot doesn't sit well with me. Never have lol. why the fuck would he think you guys were pals? This is why I have stopped giving benefit of the doubt and ignore fucked up stupid texts like that from the get go. Seems to me that he probably got turned off by your professionalism as most men don't see this as a job but as a hobby hence they see nothing wrong with the flirty texts etc. This is what they want  e.g.

Dickhead-mmmm baby you horny
Escort-mmm yes I am can't wait to have you inside me

That right there is a conversation I would have with my man not a client. They need to recognize boundaries and not cross them but that would never happen because they are delusional and stupid. Not because punting is a hobby to you means escorting is a hobby to us. Need I remind you that you are paying for me? Your not hooking up with some friend or gf. They make me sick :-X Reminds me of the hey baby wanna hook up for some fun types. what fun? :o  you think I have fun sucking your cock? do i know you? The way they talk is as though we are familiars. Bastards  ::)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #801 on: 12 December 2015, 12:05:02 am »
I hate it when a Client wants to have a shower together. Argh ::) Chances are we probably won't actually be showing just playing with the water and soap on our bellies. neither of us would want to squat and wash our asses now do we? I for one would not be squatting washing my pussy in front a client so the only thing that gets washed is my tits so if having a shower together is an attempt to make sure I am clean you have failed big time, if it's because you just want to explore, you would soon find out that there is nothing special about showering together, not only do you soak down my bathroom because you are incapable of doing anything properly, you piss me off before I even jump in bed with you. Trying to look sexy in the shower is not what I want to be doing. So not a good start. Just quit this shit, have your nice shower and come back to bed so we can fuck and you can get the fuck out. Arghh :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #802 on: 12 December 2015, 05:05:45 am »
I hate it when a Client wants to have a shower together. Argh ::) Chances are we probably won't actually be showing just playing with the water and soap on our bellies. neither of us would want to squat and wash our asses now do we? I for one would not be squatting washing my pussy in front a client so the only thing that gets washed is my tits so if having a shower together is an attempt to make sure I am clean you have failed big time, if it's because you just want to explore, you would soon find out that there is nothing special about showering together, not only do you soak down my bathroom because you are incapable of doing anything properly, you piss me off before I even jump in bed with you. Trying to look sexy in the shower is not what I want to be doing. So not a good start. Just quit this shit, have your nice shower and come back to bed so we can fuck and you can get the fuck out. Arghh :FF

 HAHA  ;D ;D I know right, by the time i have dried off, he's dried off, i have creamed myself, and got into the outfit he wants, half the time has gone
Peach.. I could eat a Peach for Hours.

mature helen

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #803 on: 12 December 2015, 08:05:42 am »
Two potential clients today

1. Called me on a landline so I told him he'd need to call me on his mobile when he arives for instructions of where to come, he tells me he doesnt own a mobile so I said "I cant see you then" he then tried to "solve" the problem by if he gave me his discription and an approx time of arrival he would walk up and down my cul-de-sac and I could keep an eye out for him and call him over when I spotted him.... :FF  errrrr no.

2. Just got dolled up for another client, bang on time he called to say he was here I asked what vehicle he was in as (I can see the length of the cul-de-sac from my window) he says a large white van which I couldnt see and I told him, he then he said he wasnt exactly in my road he was around the corner and he wanted my door number but I said "Oh no I don't give that out, I dont even know for sure you're here" so I said come out your vehicle and walk down the cul-de-sac while on the phone and I will direct you...he then said he can't detatch the mobile from the vehicle... I mean WTF! He insisted I should just give him my door number so I told him "no way mate you can forget it".... :FF

Its been quiet these last few days and I'm noticing the idiots are comng out to play.

This has been a very weird day. I'm done!

Sorry for my ignorance in advance but...what was number 2 about? What was his agenda?
He could have been an address collector, I only give them my post code and street name so if he says hes parked around the corner he will still need to get out his car and walk into my road whilst talking to me on the phone so I can see him before giving him my door number.
« Last Edit: 12 December 2015, 08:11:29 am by mature helen »

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #804 on: 12 December 2015, 02:45:37 pm »
My no.1 bug bare is their utter stupidity.  Some men, even those who seem very educated and witty and on lots of money, have not got any common sense at all! mainly in terms of directions. Seriously there has been times I would love to just scream at them how retarded they are when they get lost. Some scruffy men need no help what so ever, its like.. hu?! makes no sense.
« Last Edit: 12 December 2015, 02:47:11 pm by Emi787 »

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #805 on: 12 December 2015, 04:25:07 pm »
I don't think it's always them being dumb some of them just like playing games. They want you screaming down the phone so everyone can hear you or running around outside looking for them.

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« Reply #806 on: 12 December 2015, 04:45:38 pm »
I don't think it's always them being dumb some of them just like playing games. They want you screaming down the phone so everyone can hear you or running around outside looking for them.

Playing games? huh?
Dumb or immature it still doesn't look good for them and I see no hope in the  future.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #807 on: 12 December 2015, 09:44:18 pm »
Two potential clients today

1. Called me on a landline so I told him he'd need to call me on his mobile when he arives for instructions of where to come, he tells me he doesnt own a mobile so I said "I cant see you then" he then tried to "solve" the problem by if he gave me his discription and an approx time of arrival he would walk up and down my cul-de-sac and I could keep an eye out for him and call him over when I spotted him.... :FF  errrrr no.

2. Just got dolled up for another client, bang on time he called to say he was here I asked what vehicle he was in as (I can see the length of the cul-de-sac from my window) he says a large white van which I couldnt see and I told him, he then he said he wasnt exactly in my road he was around the corner and he wanted my door number but I said "Oh no I don't give that out, I dont even know for sure you're here" so I said come out your vehicle and walk down the cul-de-sac while on the phone and I will direct you...he then said he can't detatch the mobile from the vehicle... I mean WTF! He insisted I should just give him my door number so I told him "no way mate you can forget it".... :FF

Its been quiet these last few days and I'm noticing the idiots are comng out to play.

This has been a very weird day. I'm done!

Sorry for my ignorance in advance but...what was number 2 about? What was his agenda?
He could have been an address collector, I only give them my post code and street name so if he says hes parked around the corner he will still need to get out his car and walk into my road whilst talking to me on the phone so I can see him before giving him my door number.

OK but...what do you mean, 'an address collector'?? Why would a man want to collect addresses? For what reason?

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« Reply #808 on: 12 December 2015, 11:06:57 pm »
Two potential clients today

1. Called me on a landline so I told him he'd need to call me on his mobile when he arives for instructions of where to come, he tells me he doesnt own a mobile so I said "I cant see you then" he then tried to "solve" the problem by if he gave me his discription and an approx time of arrival he would walk up and down my cul-de-sac and I could keep an eye out for him and call him over when I spotted him.... :FF  errrrr no.

2. Just got dolled up for another client, bang on time he called to say he was here I asked what vehicle he was in as (I can see the length of the cul-de-sac from my window) he says a large white van which I couldnt see and I told him, he then he said he wasnt exactly in my road he was around the corner and he wanted my door number but I said "Oh no I don't give that out, I dont even know for sure you're here" so I said come out your vehicle and walk down the cul-de-sac while on the phone and I will direct you...he then said he can't detatch the mobile from the vehicle... I mean WTF! He insisted I should just give him my door number so I told him "no way mate you can forget it".... :FF

Its been quiet these last few days and I'm noticing the idiots are comng out to play.

This has been a very weird day. I'm done!

Sorry for my ignorance in advance but...what was number 2 about? What was his agenda?
He could have been an address collector, I only give them my post code and street name so if he says hes parked around the corner he will still need to get out his car and walk into my road whilst talking to me on the phone so I can see him before giving him my door number.

OK but...what do you mean, 'an address collector'?? Why would a man want to collect addresses? For what reason?

Some could be dangerous. Others are just weird creeps. And others, I suppose, collect women's addresses rather than airplane or train numbers.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #809 on: 13 December 2015, 12:52:09 am »
Two potential clients today

1. Called me on a landline so I told him he'd need to call me on his mobile when he arives for instructions of where to come, he tells me he doesnt own a mobile so I said "I cant see you then" he then tried to "solve" the problem by if he gave me his discription and an approx time of arrival he would walk up and down my cul-de-sac and I could keep an eye out for him and call him over when I spotted him.... :FF  errrrr no.

2. Just got dolled up for another client, bang on time he called to say he was here I asked what vehicle he was in as (I can see the length of the cul-de-sac from my window) he says a large white van which I couldnt see and I told him, he then he said he wasnt exactly in my road he was around the corner and he wanted my door number but I said "Oh no I don't give that out, I dont even know for sure you're here" so I said come out your vehicle and walk down the cul-de-sac while on the phone and I will direct you...he then said he can't detatch the mobile from the vehicle... I mean WTF! He insisted I should just give him my door number so I told him "no way mate you can forget it".... :FF

Its been quiet these last few days and I'm noticing the idiots are comng out to play.

This has been a very weird day. I'm done!

Sorry for my ignorance in advance but...what was number 2 about? What was his agenda?
He could have been an address collector, I only give them my post code and street name so if he says hes parked around the corner he will still need to get out his car and walk into my road whilst talking to me on the phone so I can see him before giving him my door number.

OK but...what do you mean, 'an address collector'?? Why would a man want to collect addresses? For what reason?

Some could be dangerous. Others are just weird creeps. And others, I suppose, collect women's addresses rather than airplane or train numbers.

I know it sounds crazy but unfortunately address collectors do exist. Pain in the ass, not sure what they get from it 
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