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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #420 on: 06 June 2015, 01:43:24 pm »
Potential client: "Hi, are you free at (whatever time)?"
Me: "Yes, would you like to book?"
Potential client: "Great, I'll give you a call back then!"

IF YOU WANT THAT TIME THEN BOOK IT NOW!!!!  There's no guarantee that I'll still be free then if you don't make a definite booking, it's first come first served!

Boils my piss.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #421 on: 06 June 2015, 01:53:42 pm »
Potential client: "Hi, are you free at (whatever time)?"
Me: "Yes, would you like to book?"
Potential client: "Great, I'll give you a call back then!"

IF YOU WANT THAT TIME THEN BOOK IT NOW!!!!  There's no guarantee that I'll still be free then if you don't make a definite booking, it's first come first served!

Boils my piss.

I assume that they're not sure of their schedule. I do say "as of now, I'm available then." Then they understand that I may be booked by then.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #422 on: 07 June 2015, 10:11:18 am »
When they say, Oh I think I know where you are. No you don't, if you did I would be giving your directions like you were from another county. Men and directions, they just assume I haven't a clue where I am located.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #423 on: 20 June 2015, 11:55:17 am »
From a client who has seen me once before made a booking for next week. I received a text this morning from him. 'Cant wait what you have to offer?. He should know already have been with me all of a sudden forgot every thing.

So text reply him to please phone to inquire. He then texted me back no I have seen your profile. This shows me immaturity.

I reply with so you know what is offered.

He replied yes very good.



Then try test number two here goes. He said did ask you do you do 69.

I don't encourage sex text with any clients so always discourage in thier tracks.


I then text yet again to please phone to enquire.

He then replied with sorry.

See how much strangeness here is silly.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #424 on: 20 June 2015, 12:55:55 pm »
I've been getting a lot of the same as above.  Loads and loads of texts and you know the stupid one liners and I have to confess my patience this week has worn thin with the most ridiculous phone calls  :FF

Is your place safe ? 

Are you clean?

Will you do a quickie as I can't afford your rate.............

etc etc etc..................

Is it silly season at the moment!  I know I need to just ignore but sometimes the thing I hate most about this job is not the meeting with people but the dickhead timewasters that come with it! 

Rant over !


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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #425 on: 30 June 2015, 04:14:05 am »
Family photos arghhhh seriously?! On my way home from a booking where the guy had pictures of his wife and newborn baby everywhere like seriously man if you are going to cheat on the mother of your beautiful newborn son fine but don't make it THAT obvious! He was wondering why he was having trouble getting and keeping an erection I just lay there with this heartwarming 'flickerbook' of their whole life all around me thinking 'yeah I wonder why that might be!!' ::)

Even funnier ones are when they say they are not married while standing right next to their goddamn wedding photo, how thick can someone be, or worse how thick do they think I am? :FF
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #426 on: 30 June 2015, 05:31:45 am »
The ones who want to kiss you while chewing gum and make your lips or boobs sticky lol.
I'm glad I got all the Cynthia Payne books before the prices rocked to sky high.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #427 on: 30 June 2015, 09:59:40 am »
The ones who try to clean my teeth during kissing (or whatever they try to achieve when their tongue is gliding along my teeth)  >:(

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #428 on: 30 June 2015, 10:31:42 am »
The ones who want to kiss you while chewing gum and make your lips or boobs sticky lol.
Ha!I stand there with my hand out like a headmistress and then bin it before they get kisses!

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #429 on: 01 July 2015, 10:56:55 pm »
Saying they need a photo of my face to decide

And asking how many clients I saw that day :FF

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #430 on: 01 July 2015, 11:39:44 pm »
Licking my lips when they kiss! Yuck!
I'm glad I got all the Cynthia Payne books before the prices rocked to sky high.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #431 on: 02 July 2015, 09:46:26 pm »
Asking my real name - I swear every other client does this!

Saying stuff like 'oh i bet you love this job, easy money!' etc

Not washing their dick after they've been for a piss.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #432 on: 02 July 2015, 10:11:32 pm »
Indiscrimantly grabbing any old thing in the bathroom to use as shower gel. Like my expensive shampoo - there's a massive bottle labeled SHOWER GEL right there by the shower head! The shampoo is at the other end of the tub and says "Shampoo!"

Today a client grabbed my bottle of Bobbi Brown makeup remover where it sat next to the sink and apparently poured it all over himself thinking it was body wash. Not only did he waste what costs over ?20, the floor of the shower was very slick. Dumbass.  ::)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #433 on: 02 July 2015, 10:15:33 pm »
Men and bathrooms - a mystery to me. I have two towels (hair and body) on a stand, and the guest towel is either on a little table or the radiator, which I always clearly state. Yet 80% of the time, they used one of mine, even when they're damp!
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #434 on: 02 July 2015, 10:16:47 pm »
Fabs...in 'manworld' everything is simple.
See it: Use it/Eat it/Fuck it

I have 20 lovely different bath gels for them to mess around with
and a single solid soap for myself, hidden in a tiny little corner.

Client asked for my nice, clean, private, personal soap (that I stick up my ass..!)

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