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KittenCandy

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #915 on: 13 February 2016, 01:12:59 pm »
Online messages saying "are you available now?" I suspect they send these multiple escorts and then go see whoever responds quickest. Luckily I'm busy enough that I can afford not to sit in front of my computer 24/7 waiting for these.
Yes I don't respond to those emails, or another thing I hate is when you text them after a missed call and they ask "Which one are you?" I am under no illusion that I'm their one and only but I'd style it out a bit! X

That happens quite a lot, I reckon they maybe call 5 or 6 and whoever answers back quickest gets the gig. Emails I dont really answer especially if I've got my number showing, why would you want to send me an email

Because they are thick bluelady. I have had emails requesting same day bookings. And it's always some ridiculous timing like they send an email at 3 for an appointment at 4? isn't not just better to call you idiot? I cannot stand the ones that hate calling. Soon as you ask them to call they run and hide like little kids. I no longer ask them to call. I just ignore. They say they are shy. Oh ok, so your shy to talk to me on the phone for 10 seconds but not shy to come to my flat alone, get butt naked and fuck. Oh ok. I do a littleminxjennifer on them. Aaaaaaaaaaand delete. Another thing i hate is OKD. Obsessive Kissing Disorder. I don't mind kissing/ how else would I start the booking? By just going straight for their cocks? The problem is when they just don't want to stop, it's just kiss kiss none stop and it's hard especially with the older ones, or the smelly mouth ones or the slimey tongue ones. I had a booking just now and he honestly couldn't cum unless i was kissing him. It just gets too much. Now I just move my face away and don't care. Thing is they still don't get the hint. either that or they just don't care. Needless to say I would continue to move my face away. But why do they do this? Like being so obsessed with putting their tongues in your mouth? and it becomes like an animalistic obsession and sometimes they grunt whilst they open up their mouth as wide as they can to swallow your face. Like literally grunt.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #916 on: 13 February 2016, 01:15:38 pm »
Whilst I really enjoy being fingered when its done right, lately some have been poking me in the completely wrong direction, pressing hard on my clit, or worse on my urethra opening with sharp nails..  :o  I gently move their hand, say 'ouch its tender down there' or just move out the way, but sometimes the damage has already been done by then. I had a real sore vagina and felt like a bit of a water infection the past few days, feels better now but annoying at the time.
I had one last week asking me to tell him how to do it so I told him slow down, don't press so hard. Of course he listened for about a minute before going back to his speedy jabbing and wondering why I wasn't reacting the way he expected!


I think because they've never got it right they probably can't tell the difference between an 'arghh' and an 'ooooh'  ;)


I'm gonna be a bit more careful next time I let a random guy loose on my bits! I can pinpoint it down to which one it was with the sharp nails, you can shag all day and not get sore then it only takes one to be careless and it can be sore for days  :(
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #917 on: 13 February 2016, 06:03:26 pm »
The older guys in their late 60 really piss me off because they don't know anything about sti's etc & have never been tested. Had one yesterday who sees up to 5 escorts a month, insists on giving oral & has a manky mouth as it is (brown teeth), said he "can't go to a clinic" & "too scared" to tell his GP what he does & ask for oral swabs there ffsake  :-\

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #918 on: 13 February 2016, 06:58:31 pm »
The older guys in their late 60 really piss me off because they don't know anything about sti's etc & have never been tested. Had one yesterday who sees up to 5 escorts a month, insists on giving oral & has a manky mouth as it is (brown teeth), said he "can't go to a clinic" & "too scared" to tell his GP what he does & ask for oral swabs there ffsake  :-\

Agree and some of them have an arrogance that drives me nuts............. One insisted on trying to spank me when I said clearly many many times in the booking that I don't like it nor want it......... another also tried to shove fresh cream up my bits until I pointed out that nothing goes up there or it will cause me problems............. whilst I do have a lot of oldies that are lovely and respectful there are some who think they know it all and think they can make demands because they are paying us! 

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #919 on: 13 February 2016, 09:10:05 pm »

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Another thing i hate is OKD. Obsessive Kissing Disorder.
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Brilliant. Some have OLDB too (Obsessive licking down below Disorder). On both counts...kissing and licking...I just think to myself the whole time, WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY GETTING OUT OF THIS. Lick lick lick...'just wait, this will soon be over and the relief will be longer lasting than the trauma' (my subconscious)

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #920 on: 13 February 2016, 10:56:20 pm »
The ones that nibble your clit ....lol

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« Reply #921 on: 13 February 2016, 10:59:17 pm »
Or try and suck it off like it's a ready salted peanut ! Ooh ouch

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« Reply #922 on: 14 February 2016, 12:26:29 am »
It annoys me when they lick my face  ??? Why do they do this?!?!  :FF

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« Reply #923 on: 14 February 2016, 01:29:25 pm »
It annoys me when they lick my face  ??? Why do they do this?!?!  :FF

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« Reply #924 on: 14 February 2016, 06:09:18 pm »
They are disgusting lol  ???

Another thing that really annoys me is when they write reviews saying "not a clockwatcher as we went over time" so are they saying that if they get the time that they book & pay for no more, no less then we arw clockwatchers?! To me this statement says a girl is a clockwatcher if they don't give a client any free time. This is a very unfair statement to make imo

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #925 on: 14 February 2016, 06:13:57 pm »
They are disgusting lol  ???

Another thing that really annoys me is when they write reviews saying "not a clockwatcher as we went over time" so are they saying that if they get the time that they book & pay for no more, no less then we arw clockwatchers?! To me this statement says a girl is a clockwatcher if they don't give a client any free time. This is a very unfair statement to make imo

Cat Woman...didn't you know? You're supposed to give every client an extra half hour for every hour they spend with you.

Just in case you damage their ego by reminding them they are not your boyfriend.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #926 on: 14 February 2016, 06:28:03 pm »
They are disgusting lol  ???

Another thing that really annoys me is when they write reviews saying "not a clockwatcher as we went over time" so are they saying that if they get the time that they book & pay for no more, no less then we arw clockwatchers?! To me this statement says a girl is a clockwatcher if they don't give a client any free time. This is a very unfair statement to make imo

Cat Woman...didn't you know? You're supposed to give every client an extra half hour for every hour they spend with you.

Just in case you damage their ego by reminding them they are not your boyfriend.

 ;D

Yeah they seem to think this way don't they? We're not charities, we're running a business & like every business self employed, time is money. I think the term "clockwatcher" is bloody ridiculous considering dentists, lawyers, doctors etc all have to keep an eye on time at some point lol some punters just take the utter pish out of our time.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #927 on: 14 February 2016, 06:29:28 pm »
Yes but it's all about the MALE EGO and that must be protected at all costs Pussycat.

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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #928 on: 14 February 2016, 06:32:13 pm »
Online messages saying "are you available now?" I suspect they send these multiple escorts and then go see whoever responds quickest. Luckily I'm busy enough that I can afford not to sit in front of my computer 24/7 waiting for these.
Yes I don't respond to those emails, or another thing I hate is when you text them after a missed call and they ask "Which one are you?" I am under no illusion that I'm their one and only but I'd style it out a bit! X

That happens quite a lot, I reckon they maybe call 5 or 6 and whoever answers back quickest gets the gig. Emails I dont really answer especially if I've got my number showing, why would you want to send me an email

Because they are thick bluelady. I have had emails requesting same day bookings. And it's always some ridiculous timing like they send an email at 3 for an appointment at 4? isn't not just better to call you idiot? I cannot stand the ones that hate calling. Soon as you ask them to call they run and hide like little kids. I no longer ask them to call. I just ignore. They say they are shy. Oh ok, so your shy to talk to me on the phone for 10 seconds but not shy to come to my flat alone, get butt naked and fuck. Oh ok. I do a littleminxjennifer on them. Aaaaaaaaaaand delete. Another thing i hate is OKD. Obsessive Kissing Disorder. I don't mind kissing/ how else would I start the booking? By just going straight for their cocks? The problem is when they just don't want to stop, it's just kiss kiss none stop and it's hard especially with the older ones, or the smelly mouth ones or the slimey tongue ones. I had a booking just now and he honestly couldn't cum unless i was kissing him. It just gets too much. Now I just move my face away and don't care. Thing is they still don't get the hint. either that or they just don't care. Needless to say I would continue to move my face away. But why do they do this? Like being so obsessed with putting their tongues in your mouth? and it becomes like an animalistic obsession and sometimes they grunt whilst they open up their mouth as wide as they can to swallow your face. Like literally grunt.
Oh god the shy ones! As soon as they say that I ignore any further contact, and yes the sameday emails when my number is showing I don't understand  ???, I had a weird guy on Friday ring me and asked if I'm serious about my job! I wanted to say "No my profile is up just for a fucking laugh" literally that's the first thing he said, weird.
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Re: Things Clients Do To Annoy!!!
« Reply #929 on: 14 February 2016, 06:34:35 pm »
Alternatively, it could be that they think they are paying us too much for x hour (s) of their wonderful company (when we should probably be paying them) and so want to get their money's worth over and above the original deal.

Over and Above is where it's at.

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